Post by CyberTranz on Sept 21, 2009 21:52:33 GMT -6
Fan Appreciation Night II
1. <<<Bra & Panties Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Veronica vs. Jenny McLanahan
Who better to ref a match like this, am I right? I’m pretty damn sure this is a first in the C-CWA… so uh… feel privileged to witness it, or something. They’re on each other before the bell even rings, and its evident Jenny wants to get this over with quick-like. She grabs Veronica by the hair and throws her into the corner, hitting a spinning dropkick on the way out… And she gets the freakin’ Mad Cow Lock locked in already! It’s only like 45 seconds in… and Veronica is flopping around like a fish. She’s flailing around, trying to grabs the ropes or anything… but what her hand grabs is the waistband of Jenny’s jeans! And Jenny gets SHANKED! She immediately releases the hold, and does a full lap around the ring with her pants down around her ankles! She finally rolls out of the ring and pulls them back up, while Veronica holds her shoulder. Jenny is back in the ring quickly and charges at the downed Veronica, but she gets taken down by a drop toe hold. Veronica floats over into a back mount and starts pulling at the shirt, but Jenny rolls through into a prawn hold and gets Veronica’s pants down far enough to let everybody know her thong matches the color or the pants. Veronica kicks out… even though I guess there’s really no pins, and quickly re-clothes herself, to the dismay of the male audience. Jenny’s quickly back up, and they tie up. Jenny gets a headlock, but Veronica shoots her off into the ropes. Jenny comes back with a big flying kneelkick that takes Veronica down. Jenny stalks her prey, and goes for a hurricane rana, but Veronica counters with a powerbomb! She joins her hands, and pulls Jenny back up, looks like she’s trying to set up the BT Bomb, but Jenny wriggles free into a backslide! She grabs the bottom of Veronica’s top, and Veronica instinctively kicks out, kicking right out of the top in the process! We have our first bra sighting, and Veronica is stunned! Jenny doesn’t waste any time, and nails a low dropkick right in Veronica’s face. She rips and tears at the pants, but Veronica fights her off with a HARD slap that knocks Jenny back a few steps. She comes back swinging wild with a right hand, but Veronica ducks it and nails Jenny with a backbrain kneelkick. Jenny lands on all fours, and Veronica mounts her again. She falls back into a body scissor, and tries to get Jenny’s shirt off, but Jenny fights back with rapid-fire elbows until Veronica finally let’s go. Both lay sunned on the mat for a moment, but Veronica is up to her feet first. She measures Jenny, but Jenny is able to duck the standing high kick! Veronica turns around, boot to the gut, skewer DDT! Jenny with a Japanese leg roll clutch out of instinct… Holmes is trying to tell her it’s no use, but from underneath Veronica rips off the shirt! We’re even now, and as soon as we see some panties, it’s OVAH! Jenny rolls off, and she looks pissed. She starts stomping the crap out of Veronica… then picks her up and knocks her back into the ropes with right hands… She sends her to the far side, and drills her with a spike rana! She motions to the crowd for the finish… she lifts Veronica up for the TDD, no! Veronica floats over, flash German! She bridges, grabs Jenny’s waistband, then bridges the rest of the way back to her feet, and the jeans come off! Veronica wins!
Winner: Veronica
Time: 17:42
Audience (Showman Style): 73%
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Tranzfusion vs. Jay Rudawa
The bell rings, Tranz and Jay shake hands then back off and start circling. Collar and elbow tie up, Jay whips Tranz to the ropes, Tranz tries to clothsline him but Jay ducks under it, Tranz continues running and bounces off the other ropes, Jay catches Tranz with an ultra rana whip, Tranz gets to his feet, they lock up again, Tranz gets behind Jay and performs a leg trip, Tranz stops on Jay's knees several times then rolls him over and starts to apply a figure 4, Jay manages to kick Tranz away and gets to his feet, Jay performs several chops and center round kicks, Jay whips Tranz to the corner, Jay charges in and performs a spinning dropkick, Tranz stumbles forward out of the corner, Jay performs an elbow pat then a northern lights suplex whip. Jay lifts Tranz to his feet quickly and tries the northern lights again, Tranz manages to block it and performs a DDT. Jay gets up, Tranz performs a snapmare then tries to lock in the Tranzfixer early on, Jay escapes from it though. They lock up again, Tranz looks for a chin crusher but Jay knees him in the gut and performs a snap suplex, Tranz sits up and takes a soccer ball kick right between the shoulder blades. Tranz eats a german suplex whip, Jay makes a cover, 1……2..kickout. Both men up to their feet, Jay connects with a low dropkick but Tranz stays on his feet, he delivers a Russian leg sweep as Jay gets back to his feet, Tranz locks in a figure 4. Jay tries to fight to the ropes but Tranz won't let him get there, Jay starts concentrating on rolling over, he can't quite turn over and falls onto his back, his shoulders are down so Mr Scotland counts, 1……2…..Jay sits up and starts trying to roll again, Jay manages roll onto his stomach, Tranz yells out in pain but manages to get to the ropes quickly. Both men are up, Tranz tries a face buster but Jay counters it and slams him to the ground, Tranz gets up, Jay attempts the Psyence, but Tranz ducks underneath it, Tranz gives Jay a hug…omg complete stot!(no, that's not a typo.) then heads up to the top rope, Mad Splash, 1……..2…..kickout. Tranz lifts Jay to his feet, Jay punches him in the gut several times and performs the Grendizer Cutter! Jay starts picking Tranz up, but Tranz rolls him up into a small package, 1……2…….kickout, Tranz quickly gets around to Jay's head and locks him in the Tranzfixer! Jay struggles to escape, but Tranz isn't letting him go anywhere, Jay's struggles get weaker and weaker and then stops, Mr Scotland checks the arm, falls once… falls…..twice…but it doesn't fall a third time. Jay starts struggling again, he manages to get onto one knee, then connects with several elbows to the gut, forcing Tranz to break the hold, Tranz tries a punch, Jay blocks it then delivers a headbutt, Tranz staggers back a few steps…Jay jumps into the air..PSYCENCE~! Jay makes the cover….1………2……3!
Winner by pin fall: Jay Rudawa
Time: 20:19
Audience (Lucha Style): 97%
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: El Rey Del Otaku)
Bak Fu vs. Hando
This match starts of with Bak Fu throwing an arrogant open hand jab to Hando's face. He pulls him in a front facelock and tries for a DDT, but Hando is quick to react and throws him down with a lifting takedown. Head drop to Fu's nads to follow, and as soon as Fu is up, Hando catches him with a belly to belly! Test of strength, and Fu with the drop toe hold. Hando's back up and throws Fu with an armdrag, and another head drop to Fu's little Fu's. l33t ninja kicks by both men, and Hando with an armwringer! Bak Fu pull Hando down and hits a scissor kick, Hando gets to his feet and throws Fu over the top rope! Hando begins shaking his head and his index finger as Bak Fu gets to his feet. Fu is in the ring now, and gets greeted with a drop toe hold from Hando. Leg drop follows, he pulls Bak Fu back up and throws him in the ropes... FLYING CROSS CHOP! Bak Fu rolls in pain at the impact of the DEADLIEST move in pro wrestling! Hando's not done yet, though, and he pulls Bak Fu up, wait, Fu with a body punch, and throws a middle kick, but Hando hits him with a belly to belly! Bak Fu stumbles to his feet and hits a scissors kick, and follows with a rear naked choke! Hando breaks free, enzuigiri! Bak Fu is to his feet, kicks Hando in the gut and throws him in the corner. He runs at Hando, who moves out of the way, and Fu rams into the turnbuckles. He stumbles right into a sole butt from Hando, who pulls him up, Victor Cross Armbreaker! But Bak Fu gets his foot on the rope! Hando releases the hold and hits Fu with another sole butt, MOONSAULT KICK! DING! Another head drop to Bak Fu's lil buddies! Bak Fu throws Hando in the corner, but Hando hits him with a DDT on the bottom turnbuckle before he can try anything! Bak's on his feet, dragon screw on Hando, froggy guy's back on his feet quick, and another moonsault kick! Bak Fu is up again, and pummels Hando with some stiff shoudas, and follows up with a rolling koppou kick! DDT on Hando to continue on the offense, misses a koppou kick but nails an enzuigiri! Cover, 1... Hando kicks out! Hando with a ground cobra twist, but Bak Fu grabs the bottom rope! Fu again with his shoudas, and a dragon screw! Hando's back up, SAMING! OH MY GOD THE SAMING! And a moonsault kick on the blinded Bak Fu! Low dropkick to Bak Fu's neck as he sits up, Bak Fu struggles to his knees... SHINING BULLFROG!!!! Hando Clutch, 1... 2... 2.5!!!! BAH GAWD!!!!!!!!! Bak Fu with another dragon screw out of desperation, and a spinning leg lock. Hando's up again, and forces Fu to his knee... SHINING BULLFROG AGAIN! He's not pinning? No, he's picking Fu up... facecrusher! Bak Fu gets to his feet, throws Hando in the ropes, whirl backbreaker! Rear naked choke locked in again, but Hando breaks free! Bak Fu with a DDT again, koppou kick as Hando gets up! Upright figure four locked in, but Hando grabs the ropes with his hands! ROPE BREAK! Bak Fu doesn't appreciate, and hits Hando with some punch/kick combo. Hando gets up in a daze, and Bak Fu capitalizes with a reverse frankensteiner! Hando gets to his senses, and hits a moonsault kick! Bak Fu kicks Hando in the gut, DDT! Pulls Hando to his feet, and hits a reverse DDT to boot! Leg drop to follow, and he throws Hando in the ropes... WHIRL BACKBREAKER! Hando fights back with a DDT, and tries to go behind, but Bak Fu switches, reverse frankensteiner again! He throws Hando in the ropes and his the opposite ropes, but forgets to hit a move, causing a big collision between the two junior grapplers! Hando's up first, moonsault kick! Hando Clutch again... 1... 2... 3!!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Hando
Time: 11:23
Audience (Lucha Style): 66%
4. <<<Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: El Rey Del Otaku)
Ross Cowan vs. Trek
This next match isn't gonna be pretty, Cowan and Trek collide in a hardcore match! This one starts off fierce, as Trek hits Cowan with a brainbuster right at the opening bell! Cowan fights back with a drop toe hold, and another, and Trek's had enough and hits a knuckle arrow. Twisted backdrop on Cowan now, Trek is in killer mode tonight! He throws Ross The Hoss in the corner, but Cowan retaliates with a fireman's carry, and hits another as soon as Trek is up, and Trek's fed up with being hit repeatedly with the same moves, and slams Ross to the outside! Cowan is back in fast, and is greeted with a low blow from Trek! Cowan knocks Trek down now, cross knee lock! Trek breaks free, high elbow by Trek, body punch by Cowan, Cowan tries for a brainbuster, but Trek reverses it into a brainbuster to the outside! Ross gets back in the ring, and body slams Trek. Trek gets to his knees and low blows Cowan again! Cowan's up, Trek goes behind and hits the Commando Elbow! Trek throws Ross in the ropes now, and a drop toe hold on the rebound! Bow & Arrow backbreaker, Cowan breaks himself free and hits Trek with a fireman's carry. Flashing elbow to follow, Trek is back up, northern lights suplex whip on Cowan! Twisted backdrop on Ross by Trek, and he hits a jab-hook combo on Cowan as soon as he's up! King Kong kneedrop on Cowan's neck, Cowan gets to his feet and hits a snap suplex. Cross knee lock on Trek again, Trek frees himself and hits another brainbuster! Cowan with a fireman's carry, rolls Trek over and hits an elbow drop to Trek's ankle. Trek is up, jab to Cowan's face, pulls him up... THUNDERFIRE POWERBOMB!!! He pulls up Ross, who hits Trek with a body punch and tries for a northern lights.. NO! Trek turns it into a DDT! Trek pulls Cowan up... LAST RESORT!!!!! He stomps on Ross's back, Ross gets to his feet and whips Trek in the ropes, LARIAT! He pulls Trek up, Floatover german suplexes! 1... 2... NO! Trek kicks out! Cowan is mad, front neck chancre, flashing elbow, Trek with the evenflow DDT!!!!! And now he pulls Cowan up... Cobra Clutch Suplex!!!! Cover, 1... 2... 2.9!!!! So close! But Cowan won't give up! Cowan is pumped on adrenaline, and hits Trek with a front suplex whip to the outside! Trek gets back in the ring, irish whips Cowan in the corner, CALF BRANDING NECKBREAKER!!!!! Ross Cowan is busted wide open!!! He's pissed off too, elbows Trek in the face, throws him in the ropes, EXPLODER!!! La Magistral, 1... 2... 2.5!!! Trek's up, knuckle arrow, Cowan is dazed and Trek hits the ropes... running neckbreaker!!! Hits the ropes again, jumping fist drop! Cowan is up, throws Trek in the ropes, and hits his own running neckbreaker! And another! Front suplex whip to the outside again, Cowan follows and hits a front neck chancre right on the blue mats, Trek's back up, northern lights suplex whip! Cowan's up, twisted backdrop on the boss! Cowan no-sells and hits a swinging neckbreaker, Trek is angry now, high elbow, knuckle arrow, another twisted backdrop, but he's out of breath... Cowan takes advantage, blizzard suplex on the concrete, 1... 2... 2.9!!! Trek is proving he's just as much a hoss as Cowan is! Trek rolls back in the ring, Cowan follows, tries for a back grapple but gets a mule kick for it! Trek catches his breath, three high elbows on Cowan when he gets up, Cowan knocks Trek down, pulls him back up, DRAGON SUPLEX! 1... 2... 2.9!!!! TREK WON'T STAY DOWN!!!! Trek is up first, knee to Cowan's groin, Cowan gets up dazed and Trek hits a kenka kick! Commando elbow to follow, Ross is back up, Blizzard suplex, 1... 2... 2.9!!!! I can't believe how tough Trek is!!! Trek stumbles to his knees and hits a low blow on Ross, Backdrop Go To Hell!!! The cover... 1... 2... 3!!! Trek wins this vicious match!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Trek
Time: 16:16
Audience (Hardcore Style): 68%
5. <<<Stable War: New School vs. Old School>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Brian Lee & Prodigy vs. Black Knight & Dom Colosi
Lee and Dom start as the legal men in this Stable War. Dom applies a side headlock as the bell rings, Lee shoves him into the corner where Black Knight is standing, he sprints at him looking for an elbow smash, Dom ducks it, Lee crashes into the turnbuckles, Knight elbows him in the head, Lee stumbles back, Dom rolls him up, 1………2……..kickout. Nearly one of the quickest matches ever there! Lee gets to his feet, Dom blocks an elbow pat and kicks Lee in the stomach, he delivers a body slam then an elbow drop across the throat. Dom lifts Lee to his feet and holds his arms behind his back, Knight comes into the ring and delivers a thrust kick. Prodigy gets in the ring and punches Dom in the back of the head. Prodigy and Knight lock up. Mr Scotland tries to break them apart, while he's distracted Lee takes the opportunity to deliver a low blow on Dom. Mr Scotland gets Prodigy and Knight back out onto the apron. Lee takes Dom over to where Prodigy is and knees him in the stomach several times before tagging in Prodigy. Prodigy climbs in and slams Dom to the mat, Prodigy climbs onto the 2nd rope and dives off with a knee drop across the chest. Prodigy tries a swinging neckbreaker, Dom manages to block it and delivers one of his own. Tag made to Black Knight. He delivers a chin crusher then we get another swinging neckbreaker. Prodigy gets back to his feet, Knight tries the thrust kick again, Prodigy blocks it then delivers a big ass lariat, Knight gets up quickly! Prodigy looks for the big fire, Knight manages to avoid it. Knight grabs Prodigy and throws him over the top rope to the outside. Knight follows him out. They start brawling, Knight tries to whip Prodigy into the steps but it gets reversed, and it's Knight that crashes into them. Prodigy grabs a steel chair, and Brian Lee distracts Mr Scotland, Prodigy swings for Knight, but all he connects with is the ring post, Knight delivers a thrust kick sending the chair into Prodigy's skull. Knight rolls Prodigy into the ring then gets in after him, Knight makes a cover, 1……2…Lee breaks it up. Dom gets in and performs a hurricanrana on Lee. Dom and Knight deliver a double suplex on Prodigy, they then do the same to Lee. Knight tags in Dom. Dom throws Lee out of the ring and lifts Prodigy to his feet, Dom delivers a few chops to Prodigy then performs an Ace Crusher. Dom then hops up onto the top rope, he leaps off attempting a shooting star press, but he totally botches it, that looked sore. Prodigy crawls over and tags in Lee. Lee pins Dom, 1…….2…Knight's there to break it up. Lee and Prodigy double team Knight, delivering a spiked piledriver. Lee hoists Dom to his feet, he delivers an Exploder then signals for the Gimmick Buster. Knight delivers a low blow on Prodigy then hits a jumping axe kick. Lee drills Dom with the Gimmick Buster, just before he makes a cover Knight spins him around, kick to the gut, Impaler! Knight rolls Dom ontop of Lee, then makes sure Prodigy doesn't break it up…1………2……3!
Winners by pin fall: Black Knight & Dom Colosi
Time: 26:16
Audience (Strong Style): 84%
6. <<<2 Out Of 3 Falls: Rivals To The End>>> (Referee: Buck Naked)
X-ANDER vs. Ryan Rose
X-Ander enters the ring to a few scream from the crowd, and looks almost shocked as he glances about the arena to see thousands of people in dead silence. Finally, "The Red" hits and the crowd goes absolutely nuts. It's really him - Ryan Rose! As he enters the ring, the crowd quiets down again as the bell rings. Rose goes right after X, locking up, but is quickly put down by a blow to the back of the neck. Rose hops up, but is caught in a quick scoop slam, and then another. X is beating him down, and Rose grabs the leg - Dragon Screw! Both men trade strikes to the face, neither wanting to back down, until X catches Rose's fist, and pulls him into the clothesline. X is just pounding the hell out of him! As the referee forces X off of Rose, both men are pushed by the legend, and Rose now goes to work on the stunnned X-Ander. Slaps to the face and kicks to the gut quickly put X down, and Rose locks in a Boston Crab. X gets to the ropes fairly quickly, and Rose releases, but comes right back with a hard spear- no! X slide behind Rose and hits a hard German Suplex. Unbelievable! And now the Nail in the Coffin on the dazed Rose- 1..... 2..... 2.5! Rose runs at X and throws a heel kick, but X catches him a slams down another Nail in the Coffin! No cover, he climbs the ropes and drops the elbow! Cover, but Rose is under the ropes. Rose stands and ducks a clothesline now, and hits the Ace Crusher! X is back up quickly, but gets caught with a flying Bed of Roses. X is up quickly again, but walks right into the Reality Check, and Rose climbs the ropes. He motions to the crowd, and dives off in a perfect 450- only to hit the knees! Rose bounces high off of X's knees and quickly gets covered- 1..... 2..... 3!
First Fall: X-Ander
Time: 15:19
Both men recover and stare down. Rose holds his gut openly as he stares down X and mutters something about his "bastard father." The bell sounds and X runs right at Rose, only to be tossed right into the ringpost throught the turnbuckles. X stumbles back in and Rose hits a Long Kiss Goodbye 56 seconds into the match! Cover- 1..... 2..... 2.5! I thought it was over! They grapple about for a bit, and now Rose whips X to the ropes. Both men run toward each other and attempt a spear, only to collide head on. Both men are down for a 9, but Rose suddenly gains energy and attacks with a Bed of Roses. X stumbles up, ducks a punch, and hits a discus punch of his own now, but Rose doesn't fall. Instead, X slams him into a Nail in the Coffin- 1..... 2..... 2.75! X stumbles up, but is out of breath! Rose takes the opportunity to chop block him down, and locks in the Rosebush- and X taps!
Second fall: Ryan Rose
Time: 10:33
Rose is stillmuttering to himself, and nods a X works his way up. Both men go face to face as the bell sounds. X is talking trash, but Rose seems to be talking to his father, almost as if X were him. Rose comes out with a flurry of punches and kicks the whip X around, and Rose hits the reverse hurricanrana. Cover- 1..... 2..... 2.5! Now X is slammed down, and Rose is screaming at him. He kicks and runches at the downed X until referee Buck Naked has to pull them both out of the corner. Rose dives at X as he stands and tackles him into the center of the ring. Rose turns to the crowd, closes his eyes, and hits a standing moonsault! 1..... 2..... 3! Rose wins it!
Winner by pin fall: Ryan Rose
Time: 5:19
Audience: n/a
7. <<<Staple Gun Death Match III>>> (Referee: Zshooter)
Switchblade vs. Crimson vs. Twinky McLanahan
Tonight we have round three of what is surely the most INFAMOUS match in C-CWA history. Three men will fight it out in the Deathmatch cage. The explosives are primed for 15 minutes, all three participants are in the ring, and, of course, I must look around for the staplegun... ah. It's on the top of the southwest corner of the cage, held by twine to the high-voltage metal. Feel the gimmick. Let's take a look at the ground, shall we? We, of course, have a ladder in the ring. It's about 10 feet too short, but that just makes it more fun. There’s a chair, a pair of small duffel bags, a fanny pack, and a Singapore cane. zshooter reminds us that a pinfall may only be made after the usage of the staplegun on the opponent. The timekeeper rings the bell, and we're off.
The first few minutes consists of some overall useless fighting. Finally, Switch gets shoved aside and Crimson and Twinky immediately lock up. Crimson drags Twinky over to the cage to start with the fun, but Twinky shakes away, taking a short-range lariat from Switch. Switch on the offensive, giving body slams to both men, before Crimson sweeps his legs out. Switch rolls away from the action as Twinky kicks Crimson, Crimson catches the kick, but takes the enziguri- what's this? As Twinky brought his foot up for the enzui, Switch ran in with a Sunset Flip, landing on Crimson just before he hit the ground. Nice. Switch and Twinky pick up Crimson, looking to whip him into the cage, but Switch changes his leverage around and ends up whipping both of his opponents into the cage! Both plant their feet at the edge of the ring, almost touching the mesh, fighting amongst each other to headplant the other into the cage. Switch sneaks up and runs in with a Kenka Kick! Both Crimson and Twinky duck though, and Syko takes the cage full on in the face! He turns around,, dazed, as Twinky and Crimson go for the Con-Fuck-To! Unfortunately for them, Syko has enough sense to dive forward and out of the way, so Crimson catches the singapore cane to the face and Twinky takes the chair to the midsection.
*bzzzzzzzzzzt*
Ten minutes until the explosion. Syko judges the climb to the staple guns, and realizes he's not getting them without some kind of silly use of the provided weapons, and, of course, his opponents. He lets a short sigh go, before rooting through the closest of the two duffel bag. He pulls out two lengths of barbed wire, and walks over to the dropped singapore cane. He wraps the ends in barbed wire, then patiently watches Crimson start to get up... Crimson does get up, he turns around, and slides under the incoming cane swing with a leg sweep! Switch hops over the legs, then brings the cane up, swinging it behind him, catching Twinky in the abdomen. Twinky staggers back, grabbing the cane and kicking Switch forward into Crimson, who trips back into the cage. Twinky takes this time to set up a ladder near the corner- not perpendicular to the corner, but parallel to one of the sides.
He grabs the chair, and starts climbing the ladder. Both Crimson and Switch are almost ignoring his actions until Crimson ties up Switch in a pinning situation, and zshooter reminds him that no staples have entered the flesh of Switch yet. He didn't make it quite that flowery, but yanno what I mean. Crimson notices the absence of a Hardcore Icon, and looks to the corner, watching as Twinky... well, THIS is interesting. Twinky has been taking advantage of the fact that the chair has rubberized non-slip feet, and has been trying to prop it up ON the links of the fence. Yes, ladies and gentleman, Twinky has found a way around the conductivity of metal. Twinky finally gets it set up by putting the chair's feet on the mesh, and setting it up like it's just ready for sitting. Crimson and Switch extend their congratulations when Crimson starts to body drop Twinky back towards the middle from lower on the ladder, and Switch jumps off the top of the ladder with the Super Dead Rose Petals, hooking Twinky's neck, bringing Crimson crashing down to the mat as well.
The mass of tangled and twitching bodies all roll away from each other at about the same time, with Switch rolling into the unopened bag. He rummages through it while the other regain their footing, finding, yes, a sack of tacks. He tosses the sack aside, rummaging through the bag, finding one of those plastic robot arm things. He immediately realizes the value of this and slides it into his belt. He snatches a rare copy of Pro Wrestling as well, and turns towards his opponents- one of whom, Twinky, is swinging the modified Singapore Cane around like he's Donatello on the last level of the NES TMNT game. Switch takes a mouth full of barbed wire, as does Crimson. Twinky holds them down pretty well until Switch rises with the MIST! Twinky's stunned, and he staggers back into the cage, dropping the cane, and slumping to the ground.
*bzzzzzzzzzzzzt* Five minutes left.
Crimson and Swtich both rush to the ladder in the corner, making their way up. Switch had a slight head start, and is on the chair, tip-toeing on the edge of the back of the chair for the staplegun. He's got a hold of it with the robot arm and is trying to pull it off when Crimson's on the chair now, Crimson pulls him down onto the sturdily-wedged chair, and lays in with some right hands, before noticing that Switch does indeed have the staplegun! Crimson is caught off guard as Switch smashes the gun over his head, immediately before smashing Crimson with the robot arm, who falls and grabs onto one of the chair legs, causing the whole kit and caboodle to finally dislodge itself and fall over, one leg still stuck in the mesh. This brings Crimson swinging into the cage; he takes a nice surge of electricity before falling to the mat in a heap.
Switch is standing on the now-folded up chair, feet on the support bar near the leg that's caught in the cage, miraculously keeping his balanc- wait, he's losing it! Twinky threw his sickle, tomahawking it into Switch's leg!
*bzzzzzzzzzzzzt* Two minutes! The jolt of the buzzer helps Switch finally hit the point of no return, and he drops through the bottom of the chair, trying to catch it on the way down. He ends up catching the other support bar, and the chair again unfolds, now horizontal. Only, he kinda caught it with his neck. Switch hangs there pretty much fucked. Crimson, by the way, has started to stir again. Twinky takes this time to scale the ladder, take the staplegun, sit down on the top of the ladder, and use the hanging body of Switch for target practice. The staplegun makes a sickening series of thuds as it unloads into Switch's crotch, stomach, chest, and forehead. Crimson's efforts to get up are hurried by all the blood dripping on him. Twinky finally tires of writing his initials with staples, so he tears the bag on Switch's belt open, sending tacks falling. Twinky then steps down one rung, holding the top for support as he pulls the chair away from the cage... it's stuck... he finally gives a last pull, sending Twinky and the ladder away from the corner at a rate of speed higher then the ladder's balance can support, the staplegun down, and the chair straight down, the neck of Switch held between it's badly beaten metal legs. Crimson, who has finally gotten up, helps break Switch's fall. Switch isn't THAT lucky, though, as the chair landed legs first and snapped his neck back as he bounced off the mat, finally coming to rest on his back.
What a goddamn mess.
Twinky stirs first, and crawls over to Switch for the cover. zshooter counts, 1............2....no, zshooter cancels the count, stating that the chair around Switch's neck is keeping a shoulder up. Twinky sighs, removes the offending weapon, and covers again. 1..........2..............3. Switch, as is pretty obvious, is fucking out. I don't even know if he's breathing. We'll see. Twinky rolls Crimson over, who is also in a state of fetal-position fucked, and covers- well, he would cover, but Crimson was nursing the staplegun and brings it level with Twinky's eyes. Twinky gasps as Crimson pulls the trigg-
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Wow. I didn't see that one coming. Well, whether I saw it coming or not, we've got two near-unconcious men lying on the ground, and a way-unconcious man curled up in the corner. Crimson stirs first, crawling over for the cover, he rolls Twinky over, 1..................2.................no! Twinky kicks out! Twinky stumbles up, almost running headfirst into the cage, but backs up... into Crimson! High Angle Backdrop! Crimson... bridges it? Yeah... 1.........2......... wait, Crimson rolls through, pulls Twinky up, High Angle Backdrop again! Another bridge! 1..............2...........- another roll through, High Angle Backdrop! That was pretty fucking sweet. Crimson picks up the fanny pack, rummages through it... cable! He's got some metal cable. And another reach into the bag… rubber gloves! He picks Twinky up, and pulls him over to the corner, to the tacks, for a Crimson Cutter! Twinky, much like Switch, is pretty low on the response capability at the moment. Crimson takes the time to drag Twinky towards the middle of the wall. Crimson grabs the bloodstained chair near Switch's head and sets it up, back to the cage wall. He tilts it back, and uses the cable to attach it to the cage. Yay for rubber gloves, huh? After tying it off, Crimson shucks the gloves and picks up Twinky, pulling him in… high angle powerbomb! He’s gonna powerbomb Twinky into the seat! It’s the new school electric chair drop! And here he goes- Twinky reverses into a rana! Last of his strength, it’s gotta be! Crimson doesn’t budge, though, and instead pulls him up for the bomb again! Twinky hops over, pulls Crimson into a Sunset Flip pin!
1……………..2…………………..3-no! No! Crimson fucking kicks out! Twinky rolls forward towards the middle of the ring, slamming his fist on the mat No Mercy Special style, and kips-up. He runs towards Crimson, who is rising slowly, and goes for a headscissors towards the chair! He swings around, Crimson catches him as he swings, redirecting his swing and setting him down back away from the wall, he keeps a hold of the arm, pulls Twinky back, and… drop toe hold! Into the angled lip of the chair seat! Twinky is basically curbed by the electric chair! He stays there for a bit, before Crimson pulls him back by the shirt, guns a single staple into his chest, covers, and… 1…….2………3.
Bah gawd indeed!
Crimson wins via pinfall.
Twinky pins Switchblade
Crimson pins Twinky
8. <<<30 Man Battle Royal>>> (Referee: Zshooter)
Hando, Jamie Jones, Eric Payne, Venom, Radical Ryan, Decay, Blood Samurai, Virus, Rubin Demota, Blood Gladiator, James Mason, Orthodoxias, Catalyst, Viper, Flare, Shadow, Jay Rudawa, Dom Colosi, Juan Leche, Prodigy, Switchblade, Trek, Bak Fu, Kingpin, Tranzfusion, Twinky McLanahan, Crimson, X-ANDER, Ross Cowan and Black Knight
Zshooter picks up the mic and announces that in light of rumours pointing to a potential title shot for the winner of the match, the entry order, in order to insure a fair match… has been randomized!
Your first entries are… Catalyst and Orthodoxias! They duke it out, punches thrown, some attempts at bigger moves reversed. About a minute later, the buzzer sounds and Kingpin runs on down! He slides in, and is subsequently attacked by both men. Kingpin manages to push them away, then gets some distance, letting Orthodoxias rush him. Kingpin waits, than drops down, pulling the top rope down, too. Catalyst flips over, but grabs the middle rope and pulls himself into a laying position on the apron, before rolling back in. In this time, Orthodoxias has been keeping Kingpin at bay, backing him into the corner, trying to shove him over the rope. The buzzer hits, and Crimson runs in! Crimson’s greeted by a triple-team attempt to get him out of the ring, but a few lashings with the sickle keeps the crowd away. The dust from all that settles, we see that KP and Crimson battle it out as Ortho and Catalyst do the same. Ortho pushes Catalyst into the ropes, and dropkicks him over the top! Catalyst clutches for the top rope, grabs it, and keeps his feet high, climbing back in. A buzzer goes off and Decay makes his appearance!
He slides in, and all four men stomp him down. Finally, Crimson decides he’s had enough and starts slashing with his sickle. KP and Shadow get him against the ropes, Catalyst and KP try shoving him out, but it doesn’t work. So, Kingpin gets on the apron, wraps an arm around Crimson’s throat, and starts pulling back. Catalyst grabs the sickle, slashes at Crimson, then flings him outside. He hits the floor, and Kingpin is left reeling as the buzzer sounds, Shadow makes his way to the ring! Ortho and Catalyst are duking it out center ring, but Ortho sees KP barely clutching the ropes, Ortho chops Catalyst down, and runs over, spearing KP clear away from the ring! Shadow and Decay are scrapping, Ortho drags Catalyst near the ropes, picks him up, sets him up… DVD over the ropes! Catalyst headplants, then bounces to the floor. Ortho turns to see Decay chucking Shadow over the ropes, buzzer, it’s Tranzfusion! Tranzfusion rushes the ring, rolls in, and takes a toe kick. Both Decay and Ortho team up to suplex Tranzfusion out. He fights it, but the two square their footing, and finally get him up and over the ropes. Ortho and Decay up, Ortho gives Decay a salute, Decay gives him a picture perfect dropkick, sending Ortho reeling over the ropes.
Decay takes a minute to breathe, buzzer, Bak Fu sprints into the action! He runs in, Decay against the ropes, Bak rushes in, Decay back drops him over, but Bak has his hands on the top rope, which he pulls down as he uses a headscissors on Decay- and he’s long gone! Bak climbs back into the ring, looking pleased with the crowd’s reaction to that maneuver. Buzzer, X-Ander steps out on to the ramp, before rushing the ring. Bak’s waiting for him, the men exchange chops when he enters the ring. After some more petty fighting, and an attempt to get X-Ander out, Bak looks up the ramp along with all the crowd when the buzzer sounds, Viper’s on the scene! Bak and X are exchanging right hands, Bak lands a low kick, turns into a clothesline from Viper. Viper taking turns clotheslining the hell out of Bak and X, before X stops it with a couple elbows. The buzzer brings out Twinky McLanahan! Bak motions X to the side, they both throw Viper to the ropes, and on his return, press him up into the air, so he lands on his stomach on the ropes. X runs and jumps off the middle ropes with a splash, Jericho style. He lands on Viper’s head, who flips outside as Twinky slides in. X stands on the outside of the ropes, where Bak thanks him with a Koppou kick! As he’s on the ground, Twinky lands a standing moonsault. Twinky pulls him up and lays into him with some kicks, using a sole butt to push him into the ropes, and goes for the knockout with a rolling sole butt, but Bak ducks, and Twinky simply kicks the rope as Bak rolls away. There’s the buzzer, and Jamie Jones makes his way into the ring. Twinky, Bak and Jamie all stop for a staredown, and we have, appropriately, a quick buzzer, and James Mason swaggers on down to the ring.
We’ve got a nice full ring, and all the competitors rush blindly towards each other, all with some kind of flying chop or another. Mason and Bak pair up, Bak with a kick, and an open hand bitch slap rush. Mason definitely feeling that as he staggers back, Bak channels Starman and lands a CRAZY Somersault Dropkick, sending Mason to the ropes, Bak with more Starman Love, comes in with a badass Flying Cross Chop, but Mason’s playin’ possum and drops down, pulling down the top rope. Bak flies out, but catches himself on the top rope, flipping over to be in a very Skin the Cat position. Of course, he pulls himself up, but Mason dives to the side as Jones whips Twinky to the outside, spearing the hell out of the Bak as Twinky goes straight out. Mason turns up to see Jones standing there- a buzzer, by the way, which brings Radical Ryan out- Jones lifts Mason up, and… goes for the Deep Impact! He’s got Mason up, Mason slides off, hoists Jones up for a taste of Samael’s Calling, hits it, but Jones lands feet first, plants his feet, sticks his shoulder into Mason’s midsection, and Ryan helps bring Mason up and over in a shoulder toss. Ryan and Jones exchanging arm drags and the such, giving us time for the buzzer, which calls Juan Leche out, who just strolls to the ring as Ryan and Jones wear each other down. Of course, he’s taking too MUCH time, so the buzzer hits again and it’s Prodigy! Leche looks back, then decides to enter the fray. By this time, Jones has weakened Ryan significantly, and throws him outside, where Leche jumps up and pulls the rope down, leaping in after Ryan flips out.
Prodigy slides in at about the same time, there’s a buzzer, Cowan runs out full speed, standing on the apron. Both Leche and Jones rush Prodigy, who ducks under the double clothesline, turns with the BIG FIYAH! Jones takes it full in the face and stumbles back into the ropes where Cowan pulls him over the ropes, and hits an Explodah on the apron for good measure, before Jones slumps off the apron. Leche’s supported on the ropes, Cowan turns him around, and hits a Cowan Plex onto the apron. Leche then bounces out, as Blood Samurai is summoned out by the buzzer. Cowan decides that being on the apron any longer is a bad idea, avoiding a punch by Prodigy as he enters the ring, Cowan turns and catches the entering Samurai with an Explodah, he turns and catches Prodigy with one, then catches Samurai, hooks the arm, Exploder ’98! Stop ripping off Jun, asshole! The crowd agrees with me, calling for the buzzer. Our easily persuaded backstage crew obliges, and sends Eric Payne in, too. Cowan fighting off Samurai and Prodigy, Payne tries to make it a three on one, but Cowan chops everyone away, raises his arms, then backs off, waiting for the opponents. Samurai, runs over first, Cowan catches him with a Cowan Plex, sending him over the top. Payne tries his luck immediately after, and takes a Northern Lights Whip over the ropes.
Buzzer, and Switchblade walks down to the ring. The crowd, again, gets to the hearts of our backstage crew and they buzz again, bringing out Jay. Prodigy takes a step away, so Cowan walks out to meet him, ducks a few clothesline attempts, and as Switch gets to the ring, Cowan catches Prodigy with a front suplex whip, and Prodigy’s out! Cowan watches Switch enter the ring, then just points behind him. Switch doesn’t turn, and Jay just pretty much backdrops him out of the ring. Don’t cross the boss, eh? Flare comes down with the buzzer sounding,, and slides in. Cowan points to Jay, and Flare runs, spearing Jay out of his boots. Jay up, buzzer brings out Rubin Demota, Flare sets up a suplex, and motions for Cowan. Cowan walks over, and helps suplex Jay clear over the ropes. Jay grabs on to the ropes, but Flare follows up the attack with another spear, where Cowan just shoves him all the way over the ropes. Rubin enters the ring, face to face with Cowan, who’s all but run the ring since he entered, and starts one of them cool staredowns. Buzzer, it’s Black Knight! Cowan and Rubin rush each other, Cowan suplexing Rubin down. Knight slides in, as Cowan suplexes Rubin again, and Rubin’s legs hit Knight square in the face, pushing him back over the ropes, and now he’s hanging on to the top rope, buzzer, Dom Colosi makes his way in as Cowan kicks Knight’s hand off the top rope. Dom up, goes for a takedown on Cowan, Cowan does go down, Dom goes up, and he… completely botches the SSP, landing square on his chin. Cowan right back up, he body slams Dom, then sets his neck up on the rope, telling Rubin to stand there. Buzzer, Trek Storm starts towards the ring. So, now Rubin’s holding Dom’s legs up, in something just like the World’s Greatest Tag Team’s move. Cowan bounces off the opposite ropes just before Trek gets there, and goes leapfrogs Rubin onto Do-wait, Rubin just lifted Dom’s legs up, spilling Cowan to the outside! Dom’s near vertical when Trek runs in with a Kenka Kick, kicking Dom’s hands away from the rope, and so Dom is gone now, too. Trek turns, and Rubin rushes him, Trek with the toe kick, and sets Rubin up for the Last Resort, but stalls a bit too long, and Rubin reverses it into a headscissors, sending Trek out .
The buzzer goes off for a longer period this time, and the rest of the competitors run out; Venom, Blood Gladiator, Hando, and Virus all rush to the ring. Blood Gladiator goes to give Rubin a lariat, but Rubin ducks it, trying to backdrop him out of the ring, but the other four all put a stop to that. Instead, Gladiatort ries to headbutt and stun the much smaller Rubin as both Virus and Hando try to handle Venom, stomping away at him. Rubin ducks a few more swings, before grabbing Gladiator and plain throwing him out. Rubin turns and sees Virus and Hando dropping Venom out of the ring.
The final three are Rubin Demota, Hando, and Virus. Virus and Hando both grab either end of Rubin’s body, and try to toss him up and over like a sack of potatoes. Rubin does grab on to the top rope after the other two are fighting with each other, bringing himself back in. Hando fights back with a series of kicks, goes for the rolling sole butt, but Virus catches him mid-air and drops him over the ropes.
Virus and Rubin circle each other before Virus body slams Rubin over the ropes- but he lands feet first on the apron, enters the ring, spins Virus around, picking him up for the Simple Drop.. OVER the ropes! Virus stoops down and digs his teeth into Rubins forehead, but Rubin slams him down, regardless, and Virus is out.
Rubin Demota has beaten the odds, winning the 30-Man Rumble!
[Fade]
1. <<<Bra & Panties Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Veronica vs. Jenny McLanahan
Who better to ref a match like this, am I right? I’m pretty damn sure this is a first in the C-CWA… so uh… feel privileged to witness it, or something. They’re on each other before the bell even rings, and its evident Jenny wants to get this over with quick-like. She grabs Veronica by the hair and throws her into the corner, hitting a spinning dropkick on the way out… And she gets the freakin’ Mad Cow Lock locked in already! It’s only like 45 seconds in… and Veronica is flopping around like a fish. She’s flailing around, trying to grabs the ropes or anything… but what her hand grabs is the waistband of Jenny’s jeans! And Jenny gets SHANKED! She immediately releases the hold, and does a full lap around the ring with her pants down around her ankles! She finally rolls out of the ring and pulls them back up, while Veronica holds her shoulder. Jenny is back in the ring quickly and charges at the downed Veronica, but she gets taken down by a drop toe hold. Veronica floats over into a back mount and starts pulling at the shirt, but Jenny rolls through into a prawn hold and gets Veronica’s pants down far enough to let everybody know her thong matches the color or the pants. Veronica kicks out… even though I guess there’s really no pins, and quickly re-clothes herself, to the dismay of the male audience. Jenny’s quickly back up, and they tie up. Jenny gets a headlock, but Veronica shoots her off into the ropes. Jenny comes back with a big flying kneelkick that takes Veronica down. Jenny stalks her prey, and goes for a hurricane rana, but Veronica counters with a powerbomb! She joins her hands, and pulls Jenny back up, looks like she’s trying to set up the BT Bomb, but Jenny wriggles free into a backslide! She grabs the bottom of Veronica’s top, and Veronica instinctively kicks out, kicking right out of the top in the process! We have our first bra sighting, and Veronica is stunned! Jenny doesn’t waste any time, and nails a low dropkick right in Veronica’s face. She rips and tears at the pants, but Veronica fights her off with a HARD slap that knocks Jenny back a few steps. She comes back swinging wild with a right hand, but Veronica ducks it and nails Jenny with a backbrain kneelkick. Jenny lands on all fours, and Veronica mounts her again. She falls back into a body scissor, and tries to get Jenny’s shirt off, but Jenny fights back with rapid-fire elbows until Veronica finally let’s go. Both lay sunned on the mat for a moment, but Veronica is up to her feet first. She measures Jenny, but Jenny is able to duck the standing high kick! Veronica turns around, boot to the gut, skewer DDT! Jenny with a Japanese leg roll clutch out of instinct… Holmes is trying to tell her it’s no use, but from underneath Veronica rips off the shirt! We’re even now, and as soon as we see some panties, it’s OVAH! Jenny rolls off, and she looks pissed. She starts stomping the crap out of Veronica… then picks her up and knocks her back into the ropes with right hands… She sends her to the far side, and drills her with a spike rana! She motions to the crowd for the finish… she lifts Veronica up for the TDD, no! Veronica floats over, flash German! She bridges, grabs Jenny’s waistband, then bridges the rest of the way back to her feet, and the jeans come off! Veronica wins!
Winner: Veronica
Time: 17:42
Audience (Showman Style): 73%
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Tranzfusion vs. Jay Rudawa
The bell rings, Tranz and Jay shake hands then back off and start circling. Collar and elbow tie up, Jay whips Tranz to the ropes, Tranz tries to clothsline him but Jay ducks under it, Tranz continues running and bounces off the other ropes, Jay catches Tranz with an ultra rana whip, Tranz gets to his feet, they lock up again, Tranz gets behind Jay and performs a leg trip, Tranz stops on Jay's knees several times then rolls him over and starts to apply a figure 4, Jay manages to kick Tranz away and gets to his feet, Jay performs several chops and center round kicks, Jay whips Tranz to the corner, Jay charges in and performs a spinning dropkick, Tranz stumbles forward out of the corner, Jay performs an elbow pat then a northern lights suplex whip. Jay lifts Tranz to his feet quickly and tries the northern lights again, Tranz manages to block it and performs a DDT. Jay gets up, Tranz performs a snapmare then tries to lock in the Tranzfixer early on, Jay escapes from it though. They lock up again, Tranz looks for a chin crusher but Jay knees him in the gut and performs a snap suplex, Tranz sits up and takes a soccer ball kick right between the shoulder blades. Tranz eats a german suplex whip, Jay makes a cover, 1……2..kickout. Both men up to their feet, Jay connects with a low dropkick but Tranz stays on his feet, he delivers a Russian leg sweep as Jay gets back to his feet, Tranz locks in a figure 4. Jay tries to fight to the ropes but Tranz won't let him get there, Jay starts concentrating on rolling over, he can't quite turn over and falls onto his back, his shoulders are down so Mr Scotland counts, 1……2…..Jay sits up and starts trying to roll again, Jay manages roll onto his stomach, Tranz yells out in pain but manages to get to the ropes quickly. Both men are up, Tranz tries a face buster but Jay counters it and slams him to the ground, Tranz gets up, Jay attempts the Psyence, but Tranz ducks underneath it, Tranz gives Jay a hug…omg complete stot!(no, that's not a typo.) then heads up to the top rope, Mad Splash, 1……..2…..kickout. Tranz lifts Jay to his feet, Jay punches him in the gut several times and performs the Grendizer Cutter! Jay starts picking Tranz up, but Tranz rolls him up into a small package, 1……2…….kickout, Tranz quickly gets around to Jay's head and locks him in the Tranzfixer! Jay struggles to escape, but Tranz isn't letting him go anywhere, Jay's struggles get weaker and weaker and then stops, Mr Scotland checks the arm, falls once… falls…..twice…but it doesn't fall a third time. Jay starts struggling again, he manages to get onto one knee, then connects with several elbows to the gut, forcing Tranz to break the hold, Tranz tries a punch, Jay blocks it then delivers a headbutt, Tranz staggers back a few steps…Jay jumps into the air..PSYCENCE~! Jay makes the cover….1………2……3!
Winner by pin fall: Jay Rudawa
Time: 20:19
Audience (Lucha Style): 97%
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: El Rey Del Otaku)
Bak Fu vs. Hando
This match starts of with Bak Fu throwing an arrogant open hand jab to Hando's face. He pulls him in a front facelock and tries for a DDT, but Hando is quick to react and throws him down with a lifting takedown. Head drop to Fu's nads to follow, and as soon as Fu is up, Hando catches him with a belly to belly! Test of strength, and Fu with the drop toe hold. Hando's back up and throws Fu with an armdrag, and another head drop to Fu's little Fu's. l33t ninja kicks by both men, and Hando with an armwringer! Bak Fu pull Hando down and hits a scissor kick, Hando gets to his feet and throws Fu over the top rope! Hando begins shaking his head and his index finger as Bak Fu gets to his feet. Fu is in the ring now, and gets greeted with a drop toe hold from Hando. Leg drop follows, he pulls Bak Fu back up and throws him in the ropes... FLYING CROSS CHOP! Bak Fu rolls in pain at the impact of the DEADLIEST move in pro wrestling! Hando's not done yet, though, and he pulls Bak Fu up, wait, Fu with a body punch, and throws a middle kick, but Hando hits him with a belly to belly! Bak Fu stumbles to his feet and hits a scissors kick, and follows with a rear naked choke! Hando breaks free, enzuigiri! Bak Fu is to his feet, kicks Hando in the gut and throws him in the corner. He runs at Hando, who moves out of the way, and Fu rams into the turnbuckles. He stumbles right into a sole butt from Hando, who pulls him up, Victor Cross Armbreaker! But Bak Fu gets his foot on the rope! Hando releases the hold and hits Fu with another sole butt, MOONSAULT KICK! DING! Another head drop to Bak Fu's lil buddies! Bak Fu throws Hando in the corner, but Hando hits him with a DDT on the bottom turnbuckle before he can try anything! Bak's on his feet, dragon screw on Hando, froggy guy's back on his feet quick, and another moonsault kick! Bak Fu is up again, and pummels Hando with some stiff shoudas, and follows up with a rolling koppou kick! DDT on Hando to continue on the offense, misses a koppou kick but nails an enzuigiri! Cover, 1... Hando kicks out! Hando with a ground cobra twist, but Bak Fu grabs the bottom rope! Fu again with his shoudas, and a dragon screw! Hando's back up, SAMING! OH MY GOD THE SAMING! And a moonsault kick on the blinded Bak Fu! Low dropkick to Bak Fu's neck as he sits up, Bak Fu struggles to his knees... SHINING BULLFROG!!!! Hando Clutch, 1... 2... 2.5!!!! BAH GAWD!!!!!!!!! Bak Fu with another dragon screw out of desperation, and a spinning leg lock. Hando's up again, and forces Fu to his knee... SHINING BULLFROG AGAIN! He's not pinning? No, he's picking Fu up... facecrusher! Bak Fu gets to his feet, throws Hando in the ropes, whirl backbreaker! Rear naked choke locked in again, but Hando breaks free! Bak Fu with a DDT again, koppou kick as Hando gets up! Upright figure four locked in, but Hando grabs the ropes with his hands! ROPE BREAK! Bak Fu doesn't appreciate, and hits Hando with some punch/kick combo. Hando gets up in a daze, and Bak Fu capitalizes with a reverse frankensteiner! Hando gets to his senses, and hits a moonsault kick! Bak Fu kicks Hando in the gut, DDT! Pulls Hando to his feet, and hits a reverse DDT to boot! Leg drop to follow, and he throws Hando in the ropes... WHIRL BACKBREAKER! Hando fights back with a DDT, and tries to go behind, but Bak Fu switches, reverse frankensteiner again! He throws Hando in the ropes and his the opposite ropes, but forgets to hit a move, causing a big collision between the two junior grapplers! Hando's up first, moonsault kick! Hando Clutch again... 1... 2... 3!!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Hando
Time: 11:23
Audience (Lucha Style): 66%
4. <<<Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: El Rey Del Otaku)
Ross Cowan vs. Trek
This next match isn't gonna be pretty, Cowan and Trek collide in a hardcore match! This one starts off fierce, as Trek hits Cowan with a brainbuster right at the opening bell! Cowan fights back with a drop toe hold, and another, and Trek's had enough and hits a knuckle arrow. Twisted backdrop on Cowan now, Trek is in killer mode tonight! He throws Ross The Hoss in the corner, but Cowan retaliates with a fireman's carry, and hits another as soon as Trek is up, and Trek's fed up with being hit repeatedly with the same moves, and slams Ross to the outside! Cowan is back in fast, and is greeted with a low blow from Trek! Cowan knocks Trek down now, cross knee lock! Trek breaks free, high elbow by Trek, body punch by Cowan, Cowan tries for a brainbuster, but Trek reverses it into a brainbuster to the outside! Ross gets back in the ring, and body slams Trek. Trek gets to his knees and low blows Cowan again! Cowan's up, Trek goes behind and hits the Commando Elbow! Trek throws Ross in the ropes now, and a drop toe hold on the rebound! Bow & Arrow backbreaker, Cowan breaks himself free and hits Trek with a fireman's carry. Flashing elbow to follow, Trek is back up, northern lights suplex whip on Cowan! Twisted backdrop on Ross by Trek, and he hits a jab-hook combo on Cowan as soon as he's up! King Kong kneedrop on Cowan's neck, Cowan gets to his feet and hits a snap suplex. Cross knee lock on Trek again, Trek frees himself and hits another brainbuster! Cowan with a fireman's carry, rolls Trek over and hits an elbow drop to Trek's ankle. Trek is up, jab to Cowan's face, pulls him up... THUNDERFIRE POWERBOMB!!! He pulls up Ross, who hits Trek with a body punch and tries for a northern lights.. NO! Trek turns it into a DDT! Trek pulls Cowan up... LAST RESORT!!!!! He stomps on Ross's back, Ross gets to his feet and whips Trek in the ropes, LARIAT! He pulls Trek up, Floatover german suplexes! 1... 2... NO! Trek kicks out! Cowan is mad, front neck chancre, flashing elbow, Trek with the evenflow DDT!!!!! And now he pulls Cowan up... Cobra Clutch Suplex!!!! Cover, 1... 2... 2.9!!!! So close! But Cowan won't give up! Cowan is pumped on adrenaline, and hits Trek with a front suplex whip to the outside! Trek gets back in the ring, irish whips Cowan in the corner, CALF BRANDING NECKBREAKER!!!!! Ross Cowan is busted wide open!!! He's pissed off too, elbows Trek in the face, throws him in the ropes, EXPLODER!!! La Magistral, 1... 2... 2.5!!! Trek's up, knuckle arrow, Cowan is dazed and Trek hits the ropes... running neckbreaker!!! Hits the ropes again, jumping fist drop! Cowan is up, throws Trek in the ropes, and hits his own running neckbreaker! And another! Front suplex whip to the outside again, Cowan follows and hits a front neck chancre right on the blue mats, Trek's back up, northern lights suplex whip! Cowan's up, twisted backdrop on the boss! Cowan no-sells and hits a swinging neckbreaker, Trek is angry now, high elbow, knuckle arrow, another twisted backdrop, but he's out of breath... Cowan takes advantage, blizzard suplex on the concrete, 1... 2... 2.9!!! Trek is proving he's just as much a hoss as Cowan is! Trek rolls back in the ring, Cowan follows, tries for a back grapple but gets a mule kick for it! Trek catches his breath, three high elbows on Cowan when he gets up, Cowan knocks Trek down, pulls him back up, DRAGON SUPLEX! 1... 2... 2.9!!!! TREK WON'T STAY DOWN!!!! Trek is up first, knee to Cowan's groin, Cowan gets up dazed and Trek hits a kenka kick! Commando elbow to follow, Ross is back up, Blizzard suplex, 1... 2... 2.9!!!! I can't believe how tough Trek is!!! Trek stumbles to his knees and hits a low blow on Ross, Backdrop Go To Hell!!! The cover... 1... 2... 3!!! Trek wins this vicious match!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Trek
Time: 16:16
Audience (Hardcore Style): 68%
5. <<<Stable War: New School vs. Old School>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Brian Lee & Prodigy vs. Black Knight & Dom Colosi
Lee and Dom start as the legal men in this Stable War. Dom applies a side headlock as the bell rings, Lee shoves him into the corner where Black Knight is standing, he sprints at him looking for an elbow smash, Dom ducks it, Lee crashes into the turnbuckles, Knight elbows him in the head, Lee stumbles back, Dom rolls him up, 1………2……..kickout. Nearly one of the quickest matches ever there! Lee gets to his feet, Dom blocks an elbow pat and kicks Lee in the stomach, he delivers a body slam then an elbow drop across the throat. Dom lifts Lee to his feet and holds his arms behind his back, Knight comes into the ring and delivers a thrust kick. Prodigy gets in the ring and punches Dom in the back of the head. Prodigy and Knight lock up. Mr Scotland tries to break them apart, while he's distracted Lee takes the opportunity to deliver a low blow on Dom. Mr Scotland gets Prodigy and Knight back out onto the apron. Lee takes Dom over to where Prodigy is and knees him in the stomach several times before tagging in Prodigy. Prodigy climbs in and slams Dom to the mat, Prodigy climbs onto the 2nd rope and dives off with a knee drop across the chest. Prodigy tries a swinging neckbreaker, Dom manages to block it and delivers one of his own. Tag made to Black Knight. He delivers a chin crusher then we get another swinging neckbreaker. Prodigy gets back to his feet, Knight tries the thrust kick again, Prodigy blocks it then delivers a big ass lariat, Knight gets up quickly! Prodigy looks for the big fire, Knight manages to avoid it. Knight grabs Prodigy and throws him over the top rope to the outside. Knight follows him out. They start brawling, Knight tries to whip Prodigy into the steps but it gets reversed, and it's Knight that crashes into them. Prodigy grabs a steel chair, and Brian Lee distracts Mr Scotland, Prodigy swings for Knight, but all he connects with is the ring post, Knight delivers a thrust kick sending the chair into Prodigy's skull. Knight rolls Prodigy into the ring then gets in after him, Knight makes a cover, 1……2…Lee breaks it up. Dom gets in and performs a hurricanrana on Lee. Dom and Knight deliver a double suplex on Prodigy, they then do the same to Lee. Knight tags in Dom. Dom throws Lee out of the ring and lifts Prodigy to his feet, Dom delivers a few chops to Prodigy then performs an Ace Crusher. Dom then hops up onto the top rope, he leaps off attempting a shooting star press, but he totally botches it, that looked sore. Prodigy crawls over and tags in Lee. Lee pins Dom, 1…….2…Knight's there to break it up. Lee and Prodigy double team Knight, delivering a spiked piledriver. Lee hoists Dom to his feet, he delivers an Exploder then signals for the Gimmick Buster. Knight delivers a low blow on Prodigy then hits a jumping axe kick. Lee drills Dom with the Gimmick Buster, just before he makes a cover Knight spins him around, kick to the gut, Impaler! Knight rolls Dom ontop of Lee, then makes sure Prodigy doesn't break it up…1………2……3!
Winners by pin fall: Black Knight & Dom Colosi
Time: 26:16
Audience (Strong Style): 84%
6. <<<2 Out Of 3 Falls: Rivals To The End>>> (Referee: Buck Naked)
X-ANDER vs. Ryan Rose
X-Ander enters the ring to a few scream from the crowd, and looks almost shocked as he glances about the arena to see thousands of people in dead silence. Finally, "The Red" hits and the crowd goes absolutely nuts. It's really him - Ryan Rose! As he enters the ring, the crowd quiets down again as the bell rings. Rose goes right after X, locking up, but is quickly put down by a blow to the back of the neck. Rose hops up, but is caught in a quick scoop slam, and then another. X is beating him down, and Rose grabs the leg - Dragon Screw! Both men trade strikes to the face, neither wanting to back down, until X catches Rose's fist, and pulls him into the clothesline. X is just pounding the hell out of him! As the referee forces X off of Rose, both men are pushed by the legend, and Rose now goes to work on the stunnned X-Ander. Slaps to the face and kicks to the gut quickly put X down, and Rose locks in a Boston Crab. X gets to the ropes fairly quickly, and Rose releases, but comes right back with a hard spear- no! X slide behind Rose and hits a hard German Suplex. Unbelievable! And now the Nail in the Coffin on the dazed Rose- 1..... 2..... 2.5! Rose runs at X and throws a heel kick, but X catches him a slams down another Nail in the Coffin! No cover, he climbs the ropes and drops the elbow! Cover, but Rose is under the ropes. Rose stands and ducks a clothesline now, and hits the Ace Crusher! X is back up quickly, but gets caught with a flying Bed of Roses. X is up quickly again, but walks right into the Reality Check, and Rose climbs the ropes. He motions to the crowd, and dives off in a perfect 450- only to hit the knees! Rose bounces high off of X's knees and quickly gets covered- 1..... 2..... 3!
First Fall: X-Ander
Time: 15:19
Both men recover and stare down. Rose holds his gut openly as he stares down X and mutters something about his "bastard father." The bell sounds and X runs right at Rose, only to be tossed right into the ringpost throught the turnbuckles. X stumbles back in and Rose hits a Long Kiss Goodbye 56 seconds into the match! Cover- 1..... 2..... 2.5! I thought it was over! They grapple about for a bit, and now Rose whips X to the ropes. Both men run toward each other and attempt a spear, only to collide head on. Both men are down for a 9, but Rose suddenly gains energy and attacks with a Bed of Roses. X stumbles up, ducks a punch, and hits a discus punch of his own now, but Rose doesn't fall. Instead, X slams him into a Nail in the Coffin- 1..... 2..... 2.75! X stumbles up, but is out of breath! Rose takes the opportunity to chop block him down, and locks in the Rosebush- and X taps!
Second fall: Ryan Rose
Time: 10:33
Rose is stillmuttering to himself, and nods a X works his way up. Both men go face to face as the bell sounds. X is talking trash, but Rose seems to be talking to his father, almost as if X were him. Rose comes out with a flurry of punches and kicks the whip X around, and Rose hits the reverse hurricanrana. Cover- 1..... 2..... 2.5! Now X is slammed down, and Rose is screaming at him. He kicks and runches at the downed X until referee Buck Naked has to pull them both out of the corner. Rose dives at X as he stands and tackles him into the center of the ring. Rose turns to the crowd, closes his eyes, and hits a standing moonsault! 1..... 2..... 3! Rose wins it!
Winner by pin fall: Ryan Rose
Time: 5:19
Audience: n/a
7. <<<Staple Gun Death Match III>>> (Referee: Zshooter)
Switchblade vs. Crimson vs. Twinky McLanahan
Tonight we have round three of what is surely the most INFAMOUS match in C-CWA history. Three men will fight it out in the Deathmatch cage. The explosives are primed for 15 minutes, all three participants are in the ring, and, of course, I must look around for the staplegun... ah. It's on the top of the southwest corner of the cage, held by twine to the high-voltage metal. Feel the gimmick. Let's take a look at the ground, shall we? We, of course, have a ladder in the ring. It's about 10 feet too short, but that just makes it more fun. There’s a chair, a pair of small duffel bags, a fanny pack, and a Singapore cane. zshooter reminds us that a pinfall may only be made after the usage of the staplegun on the opponent. The timekeeper rings the bell, and we're off.
The first few minutes consists of some overall useless fighting. Finally, Switch gets shoved aside and Crimson and Twinky immediately lock up. Crimson drags Twinky over to the cage to start with the fun, but Twinky shakes away, taking a short-range lariat from Switch. Switch on the offensive, giving body slams to both men, before Crimson sweeps his legs out. Switch rolls away from the action as Twinky kicks Crimson, Crimson catches the kick, but takes the enziguri- what's this? As Twinky brought his foot up for the enzui, Switch ran in with a Sunset Flip, landing on Crimson just before he hit the ground. Nice. Switch and Twinky pick up Crimson, looking to whip him into the cage, but Switch changes his leverage around and ends up whipping both of his opponents into the cage! Both plant their feet at the edge of the ring, almost touching the mesh, fighting amongst each other to headplant the other into the cage. Switch sneaks up and runs in with a Kenka Kick! Both Crimson and Twinky duck though, and Syko takes the cage full on in the face! He turns around,, dazed, as Twinky and Crimson go for the Con-Fuck-To! Unfortunately for them, Syko has enough sense to dive forward and out of the way, so Crimson catches the singapore cane to the face and Twinky takes the chair to the midsection.
*bzzzzzzzzzzt*
Ten minutes until the explosion. Syko judges the climb to the staple guns, and realizes he's not getting them without some kind of silly use of the provided weapons, and, of course, his opponents. He lets a short sigh go, before rooting through the closest of the two duffel bag. He pulls out two lengths of barbed wire, and walks over to the dropped singapore cane. He wraps the ends in barbed wire, then patiently watches Crimson start to get up... Crimson does get up, he turns around, and slides under the incoming cane swing with a leg sweep! Switch hops over the legs, then brings the cane up, swinging it behind him, catching Twinky in the abdomen. Twinky staggers back, grabbing the cane and kicking Switch forward into Crimson, who trips back into the cage. Twinky takes this time to set up a ladder near the corner- not perpendicular to the corner, but parallel to one of the sides.
He grabs the chair, and starts climbing the ladder. Both Crimson and Switch are almost ignoring his actions until Crimson ties up Switch in a pinning situation, and zshooter reminds him that no staples have entered the flesh of Switch yet. He didn't make it quite that flowery, but yanno what I mean. Crimson notices the absence of a Hardcore Icon, and looks to the corner, watching as Twinky... well, THIS is interesting. Twinky has been taking advantage of the fact that the chair has rubberized non-slip feet, and has been trying to prop it up ON the links of the fence. Yes, ladies and gentleman, Twinky has found a way around the conductivity of metal. Twinky finally gets it set up by putting the chair's feet on the mesh, and setting it up like it's just ready for sitting. Crimson and Switch extend their congratulations when Crimson starts to body drop Twinky back towards the middle from lower on the ladder, and Switch jumps off the top of the ladder with the Super Dead Rose Petals, hooking Twinky's neck, bringing Crimson crashing down to the mat as well.
The mass of tangled and twitching bodies all roll away from each other at about the same time, with Switch rolling into the unopened bag. He rummages through it while the other regain their footing, finding, yes, a sack of tacks. He tosses the sack aside, rummaging through the bag, finding one of those plastic robot arm things. He immediately realizes the value of this and slides it into his belt. He snatches a rare copy of Pro Wrestling as well, and turns towards his opponents- one of whom, Twinky, is swinging the modified Singapore Cane around like he's Donatello on the last level of the NES TMNT game. Switch takes a mouth full of barbed wire, as does Crimson. Twinky holds them down pretty well until Switch rises with the MIST! Twinky's stunned, and he staggers back into the cage, dropping the cane, and slumping to the ground.
*bzzzzzzzzzzzzt* Five minutes left.
Crimson and Swtich both rush to the ladder in the corner, making their way up. Switch had a slight head start, and is on the chair, tip-toeing on the edge of the back of the chair for the staplegun. He's got a hold of it with the robot arm and is trying to pull it off when Crimson's on the chair now, Crimson pulls him down onto the sturdily-wedged chair, and lays in with some right hands, before noticing that Switch does indeed have the staplegun! Crimson is caught off guard as Switch smashes the gun over his head, immediately before smashing Crimson with the robot arm, who falls and grabs onto one of the chair legs, causing the whole kit and caboodle to finally dislodge itself and fall over, one leg still stuck in the mesh. This brings Crimson swinging into the cage; he takes a nice surge of electricity before falling to the mat in a heap.
Switch is standing on the now-folded up chair, feet on the support bar near the leg that's caught in the cage, miraculously keeping his balanc- wait, he's losing it! Twinky threw his sickle, tomahawking it into Switch's leg!
*bzzzzzzzzzzzzt* Two minutes! The jolt of the buzzer helps Switch finally hit the point of no return, and he drops through the bottom of the chair, trying to catch it on the way down. He ends up catching the other support bar, and the chair again unfolds, now horizontal. Only, he kinda caught it with his neck. Switch hangs there pretty much fucked. Crimson, by the way, has started to stir again. Twinky takes this time to scale the ladder, take the staplegun, sit down on the top of the ladder, and use the hanging body of Switch for target practice. The staplegun makes a sickening series of thuds as it unloads into Switch's crotch, stomach, chest, and forehead. Crimson's efforts to get up are hurried by all the blood dripping on him. Twinky finally tires of writing his initials with staples, so he tears the bag on Switch's belt open, sending tacks falling. Twinky then steps down one rung, holding the top for support as he pulls the chair away from the cage... it's stuck... he finally gives a last pull, sending Twinky and the ladder away from the corner at a rate of speed higher then the ladder's balance can support, the staplegun down, and the chair straight down, the neck of Switch held between it's badly beaten metal legs. Crimson, who has finally gotten up, helps break Switch's fall. Switch isn't THAT lucky, though, as the chair landed legs first and snapped his neck back as he bounced off the mat, finally coming to rest on his back.
What a goddamn mess.
Twinky stirs first, and crawls over to Switch for the cover. zshooter counts, 1............2....no, zshooter cancels the count, stating that the chair around Switch's neck is keeping a shoulder up. Twinky sighs, removes the offending weapon, and covers again. 1..........2..............3. Switch, as is pretty obvious, is fucking out. I don't even know if he's breathing. We'll see. Twinky rolls Crimson over, who is also in a state of fetal-position fucked, and covers- well, he would cover, but Crimson was nursing the staplegun and brings it level with Twinky's eyes. Twinky gasps as Crimson pulls the trigg-
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Wow. I didn't see that one coming. Well, whether I saw it coming or not, we've got two near-unconcious men lying on the ground, and a way-unconcious man curled up in the corner. Crimson stirs first, crawling over for the cover, he rolls Twinky over, 1..................2.................no! Twinky kicks out! Twinky stumbles up, almost running headfirst into the cage, but backs up... into Crimson! High Angle Backdrop! Crimson... bridges it? Yeah... 1.........2......... wait, Crimson rolls through, pulls Twinky up, High Angle Backdrop again! Another bridge! 1..............2...........- another roll through, High Angle Backdrop! That was pretty fucking sweet. Crimson picks up the fanny pack, rummages through it... cable! He's got some metal cable. And another reach into the bag… rubber gloves! He picks Twinky up, and pulls him over to the corner, to the tacks, for a Crimson Cutter! Twinky, much like Switch, is pretty low on the response capability at the moment. Crimson takes the time to drag Twinky towards the middle of the wall. Crimson grabs the bloodstained chair near Switch's head and sets it up, back to the cage wall. He tilts it back, and uses the cable to attach it to the cage. Yay for rubber gloves, huh? After tying it off, Crimson shucks the gloves and picks up Twinky, pulling him in… high angle powerbomb! He’s gonna powerbomb Twinky into the seat! It’s the new school electric chair drop! And here he goes- Twinky reverses into a rana! Last of his strength, it’s gotta be! Crimson doesn’t budge, though, and instead pulls him up for the bomb again! Twinky hops over, pulls Crimson into a Sunset Flip pin!
1……………..2…………………..3-no! No! Crimson fucking kicks out! Twinky rolls forward towards the middle of the ring, slamming his fist on the mat No Mercy Special style, and kips-up. He runs towards Crimson, who is rising slowly, and goes for a headscissors towards the chair! He swings around, Crimson catches him as he swings, redirecting his swing and setting him down back away from the wall, he keeps a hold of the arm, pulls Twinky back, and… drop toe hold! Into the angled lip of the chair seat! Twinky is basically curbed by the electric chair! He stays there for a bit, before Crimson pulls him back by the shirt, guns a single staple into his chest, covers, and… 1…….2………3.
Bah gawd indeed!
Crimson wins via pinfall.
Twinky pins Switchblade
Crimson pins Twinky
8. <<<30 Man Battle Royal>>> (Referee: Zshooter)
Hando, Jamie Jones, Eric Payne, Venom, Radical Ryan, Decay, Blood Samurai, Virus, Rubin Demota, Blood Gladiator, James Mason, Orthodoxias, Catalyst, Viper, Flare, Shadow, Jay Rudawa, Dom Colosi, Juan Leche, Prodigy, Switchblade, Trek, Bak Fu, Kingpin, Tranzfusion, Twinky McLanahan, Crimson, X-ANDER, Ross Cowan and Black Knight
Zshooter picks up the mic and announces that in light of rumours pointing to a potential title shot for the winner of the match, the entry order, in order to insure a fair match… has been randomized!
Your first entries are… Catalyst and Orthodoxias! They duke it out, punches thrown, some attempts at bigger moves reversed. About a minute later, the buzzer sounds and Kingpin runs on down! He slides in, and is subsequently attacked by both men. Kingpin manages to push them away, then gets some distance, letting Orthodoxias rush him. Kingpin waits, than drops down, pulling the top rope down, too. Catalyst flips over, but grabs the middle rope and pulls himself into a laying position on the apron, before rolling back in. In this time, Orthodoxias has been keeping Kingpin at bay, backing him into the corner, trying to shove him over the rope. The buzzer hits, and Crimson runs in! Crimson’s greeted by a triple-team attempt to get him out of the ring, but a few lashings with the sickle keeps the crowd away. The dust from all that settles, we see that KP and Crimson battle it out as Ortho and Catalyst do the same. Ortho pushes Catalyst into the ropes, and dropkicks him over the top! Catalyst clutches for the top rope, grabs it, and keeps his feet high, climbing back in. A buzzer goes off and Decay makes his appearance!
He slides in, and all four men stomp him down. Finally, Crimson decides he’s had enough and starts slashing with his sickle. KP and Shadow get him against the ropes, Catalyst and KP try shoving him out, but it doesn’t work. So, Kingpin gets on the apron, wraps an arm around Crimson’s throat, and starts pulling back. Catalyst grabs the sickle, slashes at Crimson, then flings him outside. He hits the floor, and Kingpin is left reeling as the buzzer sounds, Shadow makes his way to the ring! Ortho and Catalyst are duking it out center ring, but Ortho sees KP barely clutching the ropes, Ortho chops Catalyst down, and runs over, spearing KP clear away from the ring! Shadow and Decay are scrapping, Ortho drags Catalyst near the ropes, picks him up, sets him up… DVD over the ropes! Catalyst headplants, then bounces to the floor. Ortho turns to see Decay chucking Shadow over the ropes, buzzer, it’s Tranzfusion! Tranzfusion rushes the ring, rolls in, and takes a toe kick. Both Decay and Ortho team up to suplex Tranzfusion out. He fights it, but the two square their footing, and finally get him up and over the ropes. Ortho and Decay up, Ortho gives Decay a salute, Decay gives him a picture perfect dropkick, sending Ortho reeling over the ropes.
Decay takes a minute to breathe, buzzer, Bak Fu sprints into the action! He runs in, Decay against the ropes, Bak rushes in, Decay back drops him over, but Bak has his hands on the top rope, which he pulls down as he uses a headscissors on Decay- and he’s long gone! Bak climbs back into the ring, looking pleased with the crowd’s reaction to that maneuver. Buzzer, X-Ander steps out on to the ramp, before rushing the ring. Bak’s waiting for him, the men exchange chops when he enters the ring. After some more petty fighting, and an attempt to get X-Ander out, Bak looks up the ramp along with all the crowd when the buzzer sounds, Viper’s on the scene! Bak and X are exchanging right hands, Bak lands a low kick, turns into a clothesline from Viper. Viper taking turns clotheslining the hell out of Bak and X, before X stops it with a couple elbows. The buzzer brings out Twinky McLanahan! Bak motions X to the side, they both throw Viper to the ropes, and on his return, press him up into the air, so he lands on his stomach on the ropes. X runs and jumps off the middle ropes with a splash, Jericho style. He lands on Viper’s head, who flips outside as Twinky slides in. X stands on the outside of the ropes, where Bak thanks him with a Koppou kick! As he’s on the ground, Twinky lands a standing moonsault. Twinky pulls him up and lays into him with some kicks, using a sole butt to push him into the ropes, and goes for the knockout with a rolling sole butt, but Bak ducks, and Twinky simply kicks the rope as Bak rolls away. There’s the buzzer, and Jamie Jones makes his way into the ring. Twinky, Bak and Jamie all stop for a staredown, and we have, appropriately, a quick buzzer, and James Mason swaggers on down to the ring.
We’ve got a nice full ring, and all the competitors rush blindly towards each other, all with some kind of flying chop or another. Mason and Bak pair up, Bak with a kick, and an open hand bitch slap rush. Mason definitely feeling that as he staggers back, Bak channels Starman and lands a CRAZY Somersault Dropkick, sending Mason to the ropes, Bak with more Starman Love, comes in with a badass Flying Cross Chop, but Mason’s playin’ possum and drops down, pulling down the top rope. Bak flies out, but catches himself on the top rope, flipping over to be in a very Skin the Cat position. Of course, he pulls himself up, but Mason dives to the side as Jones whips Twinky to the outside, spearing the hell out of the Bak as Twinky goes straight out. Mason turns up to see Jones standing there- a buzzer, by the way, which brings Radical Ryan out- Jones lifts Mason up, and… goes for the Deep Impact! He’s got Mason up, Mason slides off, hoists Jones up for a taste of Samael’s Calling, hits it, but Jones lands feet first, plants his feet, sticks his shoulder into Mason’s midsection, and Ryan helps bring Mason up and over in a shoulder toss. Ryan and Jones exchanging arm drags and the such, giving us time for the buzzer, which calls Juan Leche out, who just strolls to the ring as Ryan and Jones wear each other down. Of course, he’s taking too MUCH time, so the buzzer hits again and it’s Prodigy! Leche looks back, then decides to enter the fray. By this time, Jones has weakened Ryan significantly, and throws him outside, where Leche jumps up and pulls the rope down, leaping in after Ryan flips out.
Prodigy slides in at about the same time, there’s a buzzer, Cowan runs out full speed, standing on the apron. Both Leche and Jones rush Prodigy, who ducks under the double clothesline, turns with the BIG FIYAH! Jones takes it full in the face and stumbles back into the ropes where Cowan pulls him over the ropes, and hits an Explodah on the apron for good measure, before Jones slumps off the apron. Leche’s supported on the ropes, Cowan turns him around, and hits a Cowan Plex onto the apron. Leche then bounces out, as Blood Samurai is summoned out by the buzzer. Cowan decides that being on the apron any longer is a bad idea, avoiding a punch by Prodigy as he enters the ring, Cowan turns and catches the entering Samurai with an Explodah, he turns and catches Prodigy with one, then catches Samurai, hooks the arm, Exploder ’98! Stop ripping off Jun, asshole! The crowd agrees with me, calling for the buzzer. Our easily persuaded backstage crew obliges, and sends Eric Payne in, too. Cowan fighting off Samurai and Prodigy, Payne tries to make it a three on one, but Cowan chops everyone away, raises his arms, then backs off, waiting for the opponents. Samurai, runs over first, Cowan catches him with a Cowan Plex, sending him over the top. Payne tries his luck immediately after, and takes a Northern Lights Whip over the ropes.
Buzzer, and Switchblade walks down to the ring. The crowd, again, gets to the hearts of our backstage crew and they buzz again, bringing out Jay. Prodigy takes a step away, so Cowan walks out to meet him, ducks a few clothesline attempts, and as Switch gets to the ring, Cowan catches Prodigy with a front suplex whip, and Prodigy’s out! Cowan watches Switch enter the ring, then just points behind him. Switch doesn’t turn, and Jay just pretty much backdrops him out of the ring. Don’t cross the boss, eh? Flare comes down with the buzzer sounding,, and slides in. Cowan points to Jay, and Flare runs, spearing Jay out of his boots. Jay up, buzzer brings out Rubin Demota, Flare sets up a suplex, and motions for Cowan. Cowan walks over, and helps suplex Jay clear over the ropes. Jay grabs on to the ropes, but Flare follows up the attack with another spear, where Cowan just shoves him all the way over the ropes. Rubin enters the ring, face to face with Cowan, who’s all but run the ring since he entered, and starts one of them cool staredowns. Buzzer, it’s Black Knight! Cowan and Rubin rush each other, Cowan suplexing Rubin down. Knight slides in, as Cowan suplexes Rubin again, and Rubin’s legs hit Knight square in the face, pushing him back over the ropes, and now he’s hanging on to the top rope, buzzer, Dom Colosi makes his way in as Cowan kicks Knight’s hand off the top rope. Dom up, goes for a takedown on Cowan, Cowan does go down, Dom goes up, and he… completely botches the SSP, landing square on his chin. Cowan right back up, he body slams Dom, then sets his neck up on the rope, telling Rubin to stand there. Buzzer, Trek Storm starts towards the ring. So, now Rubin’s holding Dom’s legs up, in something just like the World’s Greatest Tag Team’s move. Cowan bounces off the opposite ropes just before Trek gets there, and goes leapfrogs Rubin onto Do-wait, Rubin just lifted Dom’s legs up, spilling Cowan to the outside! Dom’s near vertical when Trek runs in with a Kenka Kick, kicking Dom’s hands away from the rope, and so Dom is gone now, too. Trek turns, and Rubin rushes him, Trek with the toe kick, and sets Rubin up for the Last Resort, but stalls a bit too long, and Rubin reverses it into a headscissors, sending Trek out .
The buzzer goes off for a longer period this time, and the rest of the competitors run out; Venom, Blood Gladiator, Hando, and Virus all rush to the ring. Blood Gladiator goes to give Rubin a lariat, but Rubin ducks it, trying to backdrop him out of the ring, but the other four all put a stop to that. Instead, Gladiatort ries to headbutt and stun the much smaller Rubin as both Virus and Hando try to handle Venom, stomping away at him. Rubin ducks a few more swings, before grabbing Gladiator and plain throwing him out. Rubin turns and sees Virus and Hando dropping Venom out of the ring.
The final three are Rubin Demota, Hando, and Virus. Virus and Hando both grab either end of Rubin’s body, and try to toss him up and over like a sack of potatoes. Rubin does grab on to the top rope after the other two are fighting with each other, bringing himself back in. Hando fights back with a series of kicks, goes for the rolling sole butt, but Virus catches him mid-air and drops him over the ropes.
Virus and Rubin circle each other before Virus body slams Rubin over the ropes- but he lands feet first on the apron, enters the ring, spins Virus around, picking him up for the Simple Drop.. OVER the ropes! Virus stoops down and digs his teeth into Rubins forehead, but Rubin slams him down, regardless, and Virus is out.
Rubin Demota has beaten the odds, winning the 30-Man Rumble!
[Fade]