Post by CyberTranz on Sept 22, 2009 7:51:20 GMT -6
…A video montage for Christmas Chaos plays to the ear piercing sounds of “A Box Full Of Sharp Objects” by The Used. Clips of tonight’s competitors fly by the screen with the final shot of Rose and Crimson starring at each other. The scene cuts away from the video and pans across the arena, the fans are pumped, the Pyro is going off and ladies and gentlemen, where ready for our last PPV of 2002.
[Cross]: Welcome C-CWA fans to Christmas Chaos! Our last PPV and card for the year 2002. The mood in the arena is electrifying as fans eagerly anticipate tonight’s card. Ture to PPV fashion, all C-CWA gold will be on the line tonight. Hando takes on that Jeff Hardy mark, Dink. The Sharpshooters put their titles on the line against Biohazard in a 2 out of 3 Who’s Your Daddy Match, Asian Penguin will take on T-Bone, Sykopath tries to regain his gold against Black Knight and we can’t forget the main event, former blood brothers Ryan Rose and Crimson square off in a rematch for the World Heavyweight Championship.
[DeMarco]: And what kind of PPV would this be without a Holy @#%$ surprise Cross. S^3 will take on two mystery opponents in a tag match, Alex vs. Loki, Prodigy vs. Deadbody Man and the most anticipated match for all the Tranz/Lee marks out there, a Loser Leaves Town Commissionership On The Line match. Finally our honest commissioner Lee gets to rid the C-CWA of that toothpick behind a mask known as Tranzfusion.
[Cross]: We’ll see about that, either way it’s going to be a hell of a match. We’re not going to stall any longer fans. Let us begin Christmas Chaos!
The crowd begins to buzz in anticipation. The music of Alex Sanchez hits, and there is little response from the crowd. Through the entrance comes...an El Camino? The crowd laughs as Alex Sanchez drives his bright yellow El Camino down the ramp. Sanchez drives slowly to the bottom and hops out, wearing a glittery cape. He motions for a microphone, gets one thrown to him, and climbs to the top turnbuckle.
[Sanchez]: "MADEEZON SQWERRR GARDEEN!!! Welcome to de Sanchez show!"
The crowd boos loudly as he nods his head and flicks his cape.
[Sanchez]: "You gringos have seen me lose two timez een a row! But theez eez the toorning point for Alex Sanchez! Tonight, I weel have my reeveenge! OLE!!!"
1. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Beau Graves)
Loki Aces vs. Alex Sanchez
The Suicide Kid and the Rabid Chihuahua make their respective entrances in this first match of Christmas Chaos. The fans seem to be warming up to these youngsters, especially Sanchez. The usually man-event Referee, Beau Graves, slides into the ring, and the bell sounds. Sanchez trips Aces down to the ground. Loki kips up to his feet, and gets a palm thrust to the face. Sanchez now with an arm drag. Loki gets in an axe kick. Loki stamps an elbow right in between the Chihuahua’s eyes. Alex scores with an arm breaker and a rolling sole butt. Sanchez grabs the stunned Aces, and drops him with a DDT. Sanchez picks him up, and again drops him with a DDT. Aces tries a Hurricanrana, but Sanchez reverses it into a thundering powerbomb! Sanchez tries another DDT, but Aces reverses it into a northern lights’ suplex. Aces locks Sanchez in the Strangle Hold Alpha, but Sanchez flips out of it, and locks Aces into the Cactus Crab! Aces rolls out of it, and rolls on top of Sanchez with some mounted punches. Sanchez grabs Aces’ arms with his legs, rolls around, and locks in another Cactus Crab! Aces screams in pain, as he seems to be unable to power out of this one. He manages to get to the ropes, though, and Sanchez is forced to break the hold. Sanchez with a sole butt rush, followed by a top rope Rana! One… Two… Thr-No! Aces juuust manages to squeeze out enough energy to kick out. Aces tries a punch, but Sanchez reverses into a rolling praw hold. One…Two… Th-no! Again, Aces kicks out. Sanchez goes up top and tries another Rana, but Aces catches him on his shoulder and drops him on his knee for a stomach crusher! Aces drops Sanchez on his head with a brainbuster! He pins with a moonsault. One…Two… Kick out by Alex Sanchez. Sanchez dodges a Superkick, and drops Aces with a Skewer DDT! He locks in the Cactus Crab! ACES TAPS! Sanchez wins!
Winner by submission: Alex Sanchez
Time: 14:53
Audience (Lucha Style): 99%
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Prodigy vs. Deadbody Man
The Match begins after the two superstars make their respective entrances. Afterwards, Prodigy and the Deadbody Man circle each other. Prodigy leaps forwards, kicks, and hits DBM with a tommy hammer and then a hammer blow, stomping his knee while he lays on the ground. DBM Stands…Face Rake from DBM…knuckle arrow from Prod…face rake…knuckle arrow…Chop by Prodigy, whip to the ropes, and a side slam. The two get up afterwards, and run to opposite ropes…jumping front kick from the Deadbody Man. The two stand yet again, Prodigy getting the upper hand, and hitting a Death Valley Bomb! He goes for a Prodigy Bomb when DBM stands, but Deadbody Man reverses it to a shoulder throw, then busts out the sickle, and takes it to Prodigy, causing Prod to have quite a juice. He raises prod up…one leg headbutt…another…whip to the ropes, DBM goes the other way…Duggan Hammer by the Deadbody Man. He stands Prodigy up, and whips him to the other ropes, going for another Duggan Hammer, but Prod ducks, hits two quick gutpunches, and a Jumping DDT! He boots DBM in the man marbles, then raises him, and hits a piledriver, then taunts and pins. One! Two! Thr-no! The two stand, Prodigy going to Mr. Burez and arguing with him, when Mr. Burez pushes him away, right into a Demon Breath from DBM! DBM catches Prod before he can fall…sets him up…6 FEET DEEP!! Prodigy is sent outside, where DBM, after recovering, follows. He lifts Prod up, sets up again, and hits a 6 Feet Deep to the concrete!! He raises him up…and now a Hellavator onto the concrete! He beats on him till the 17 count, and then rolls himself and Prodigy back inside the ring. He hits another Hellavator, then rolls him outside, taunting, as Prod stands, and then he himself goes outside, and hits a Demon Breath! Prodigy stands, shaking his head clear, and dodges DBM’s Sledgehammer attempt, and hits a Jumping DDT to the concrete! The two stand…DBM hits a reverse Tombstone,, and then a Hellavator, and goes back inside taunting. Prodigy barely rolls into the ring at 19.75 seconds, only to get another Hellavator! He raises him up…6 FEET DEEP!! He goes for the pin, one leg hooked…One! Two! Three! The match ends as Prodigy rolls out of the ring to recover, and “Not Falling” hits, as DBM taunts Prodigy.
Winner by pin fall: Deadbody Man
Time: 11:32
Audience (Freestyle): 65%
…Enlarge Disorder kicks in over the arena as Spunk and Catalyst come out from behind the curtain.. Spunk has a look of determination on his face as he talks smack to the fans.. Catalyst brushes off the fans as the reach towards him and threatens a few.. Catalyst rolls into the ring and springs up as Spunk stands on the apron, looking at the fans.. He motions for the mic, then gets in the ring.
[Spunk]: Ok Lee, where are your big freaking surprizes? I know you enjoy holding down the only talented individuals in C-CWA, so I am expecting 2 fat lumps who do nothing but powerbomb people to come out and sit on me and Catalyst here. So really, you aren't pulling anything over on us.
Catalyst nods as Spunk flicks his nose.
[Spunk]: But we are sticking to our guns, and this match is going to be filled with Supah styles that none of you ingrates in the crowd deserve.
…The fans boo and start pelting them with all kinds of debris.. Catalyst hops down and stands in front of an attractive girl in the crowd and hip dances for her.. Spunk looks on and laughs as her boyfriend takes offence and lunges at Catalyst.. Catalyst backs up and laughs as the guards restrain the man.. Spunk picks up a popcorn box that landed in the ring.
[Spunk]: You see.. This is why you idiots aren't like us.. You sit around stuffing your faces instead of doing something constructive.. I mean, look at me, I stay in shape by banging your girlfriends when they get bored of your fat asses..
…Catalyst nods and rolls back into the ring after hip dancing some more.. Spunk tosses the mic down and leans back in the corner, waiting for their opponents. A “SPUNK has herpes” chant begins to break out. Don’t know why, just does. Guess that’s what he gets for being a porn star. The two men remain waiting in the ring; it’s been almost 2 minutes now and there opponents have not showed yet. There getting impatient now, they begin to ruff up Couto asking him where their opponents are. All of a sudden the lights go out, “Disconnected” by Face To Face begins to play threw the PA system. The stage begins to flicker of light as SPUNK and Catalyst keep their eyes on the stage. The entire left side of the arena goes up in a roar as two men make their way to the ring threw the crowd; they slide in the ring and attack SPUNK and Catalyst from behind. The arena lights quickly come back on revealing a stocky man wearing a Blackburn Rovers jersey and a smaller man in white and purple panther tights. The two men hit both SPUNK and Catalyst to the outside with double dropkicks. SPUNK and Catalyst regroup on the outside as the announcers are in a frenzy.
[Cross]: OH MY GOD DeMARCO! What the hell are they doing here?
[DeMarco]: What the hell do you mean, who are these morons?
[Cross]: IT’S FAT DAVE AND FOOLZERO FROM GWF! What in the hell do they have against S^3?
[DeMarco]: GWF? Wait a second, that’s that second rate fed ran by that a$$shole RnR. What do they want with S^3?
[Cross]: I just finished say that DeMarco, geese! Well for whatever reason, their here and they want some of SPUNK and Catalyst. Let’s ring the bell and get this going!
3. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Bukkake SPUNK & Catalyst vs. Fat Dave & FoolZero
The crowd is pumping with a GWF chant as SPUNK and Catalyst make it back in the ring. Couto forces both teams to go to their respective corners, looks like SPUNK and Dave are going to start off this match. Dave charges in with the elbow to the back of the head followed by a couple knuckle arrows, SPUNK dodges this onslaught and takes Dave down with the drop toehold. Dave quickly back on his feet and continues to work on SPUNK, hammer blow to the back followed by a backbrain axe kick. Dave looks to lock in the figure four but SPUNK rolls threw. Both men back up and SPUNK connects with the backbrain kick on Dave, SPUNK goes over to make the tag to Catalyst while Dave makes the tag to Zero. Zero takes Catalyst over with the double underhook suplex, S^3 has to find a way back into this match. Zero now drops down on Catalyst with some mounted elbows. Back in the tie up and Catalyst finally fights him off, knee to the gut then Catalyst follows it up with the flashing elbow. Zero hit with the sole butt then snapped over with the snap suplex. Japanese leg roll clutch on Zero... 1… 2… kick out! Catalyst attempts to whip Zero to the ropes, reversal now and Zero explodes with the head scissors takedown. Zero continues to keep the pace fast, dynamite middle kicks, moonsault pin now… 1… 2… kick out. Catalyst sprints back to his feet, northern lights suplex, what a bridge… 1… 2… kick out! Catalyst remains in control now, palm blows… SHOTEI! Zero gets hit with the low dropkick to head, pick up by Catalyst, reverese ultra rana, cover again… 1… 2… Dave makes the save this time. DDT on Catalyst and SPUNK has seen enough, climb up wheel kick on Dave, Zero turns towards SPUNK, SPUNK-SHOT! Couto forces SPUNK and Dave back into their corners, Catalyst picks up the helpless Zero, Catalyst Neck… no! Zero shoots him off into the corner, iconoclasm slam! Moonsault by Zero now… 1… 2… kick out! Catalyst won’t stay down! Both men make the tag back; SPUNK and Dave collide in mid ring with SPUNK hitting a couple step kicks to Dave, northern lights suplex, no! its countered by Dave as he hits the DDT, SPUNK gets back to his feet, reverse piledriver! What a sick move! Cover… 1… 2… Catalyst makes the break, Catalyst Neckbreaker on Dave. Zero comes in and guns for Catalyst; Catalyst takes a swing, its blocked! Fooljiwara Armbar! Catalyst has nowhere to go, SPUNK ascends the top now, landing body press on Dave! La Magistral… 1… 2… kicks out! Zero breaks the hold and whips Catalyst to the outside now and soon follows. SPUNK and Dave exchange blows in the middle of the ring, kick to the gut, wild bomb whip on SPUNK, cover… 1… 2… kick out! Dave goes in from behind now, Fatman Slam coming up, SPUNK gets in a couple elbows to the head, Dave turns around, blizzard suplex, cover… 1… 2… kick out! SPUNK now waits for Dave to get to his feet, SPUNK-SHOT! He could have him… 1… Zero quickly gets back in to the ring to stop it… 2… Catalyst is there to stop him… 3! He got him, S^3 squeaks out the win. Zero goes to give chase but its too late, SPUNK and Catalyst make their way threw the crowd.
Winners by pin fall: Bukkake SPUNK & Catalyst
Time: 26:01
Audience (Freestyle): 72%
4. <<<Junior Weight Championship>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Dink vs. Hando(c)
As Hando enters the ring, Dink comes flying him… Hando wisely slides to the side and hits a drop toehold causing Dink to fall with his neck across the bottom rope. Dink gets up as frustrated as ever and charges right back Hando in the same fashion as before… again Hando nails a drop toe causing Dink’s face to slam into the mat. Dink gets up a bit slower this time and walks up to Hando “Ima dA GeOFF!!!” and he smacks Hando in the face with his furry armband. Hando retaliates with a knife-edge chop right across Dink’s throat, Dink flies backward clutching his throat as a single tear sheds from his eye. Dink cannot seem to learn that certain tactics do not work as he charges at Hando one more time, this time Hando just sticks his foot out and watches Dink go flying face first into the mat again. Hando then hooks Dink’s leg and locks in Fish Stretch Sleeper. Dink goes nuts with his arms flailing and ends up nearly knocking Hando out with an elbow to the back of the head. Hando gets up slowly and Dink whips him to the ground with an armdrag… the crowd stairs in disbelief as Dink did an actual wrestling move! Dink then grabs Hando’s arm and locks in the Strangle hold Gamma “gIhVE uhP j00 StipUD HaNdZo, DinK > j00!!!” Hando manages to get his foot on the rope and Quest tells Dink to break the hold, Dink is infuriated and begins to yell at Quest “OMG!! Scroo J@B agaIN!! J00 Sux0RZ!!!” Just then, Dink turns around and gets DDT’d by Hando, Hando then bends Dink upward and hits a low dropkick to the back of Dink’s head. Dink rolls over in pain, Hando goes over to pick Dink up… DINK J@B!~!~!!!~! The fans are booing wildly as Dink grasps on as if his life depends on it… Quest comes over to try to yank Dink off as Hando begins to hammer away at Dink’s face. Finally Hando manages to Knee dink in the face causing him to stumble over… Hando desperately grabs onto the ropes for support as Quest asks him if he is ok to continue, Hando reluctantly agrees and walks in towards Dink. Dink grabs a hold of Hando’s arm and hits an Arm screw… Dink bounces off the ropes and lands a sunset flip across Hando’s stomach “Heh… mini W@nTon!!!” Dink tosses Hando into the ropes, he bounces off the opposite side and comes flying in with a jumping neck breaker. Dink bounces off the ropes again but totally misses the sunset flip, he gets up clutching his back, Hando knees him in the stomach and nails a Peace Crusher 2. Hando goes over to pick Dink up… Dink winds up for the Dink J@B but Hando slaps his hand away and then nails a back spin kick to Dink’s face. Hando climbs to the top… King Frog Splash…1…2…Dink manages to get his shoulder up. Hando picks Dink up DDT… no… Dink blocks it and hits a Tw1ST ov F@yTE! Hando slowly gets back to his feat and receives a complete shot!! Dink Rolls Hando up…1…2…NO!!! Dink tosses Hando into the ropes… he catches Hando in a roll up…1…2…NO!!! Hando isn’t the champ for nothing… Dink gets up a bit discouraged… Hando gets up a bit more quickly and nails Dink with a rolling solebutt, Hando then hits a headbutt to Dink’s groin… Quest must have missed it… cover…1…2…NO!!!! Dink picks Hando up for a powerbomb… Hando reverses it into a rana…1…2…NO!!! Hando gets behind Dink, he hops up for a Dolphin Rana… he spins around, Dink spins with him! The two continue to spin around and around until Dink slips and slams Hando into the mat across his neck… Dink is to dizzy to make the cover as he passes out along side Hando. Quest begins to count… as soon as he reaches 7 they both get up, Hando swings at Dink with a right, Dink blocks it and this a tWiS7 oF F4yT3!!! Dink climbs to the top W@NTon BomBE!!! Instead of covering, Dink decides to do Cartwheels… Dink tumbles onto his butt after botching a cartwheel, Hando springs to his feat as Dink slowly works his way to his… he charges in at Dink… SHINNING BULLFROG!!!!! Cover…1…2…3!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Hando
Time: 17:05
Audience (Lucha): 99%
Dink is on the ground holding his head as he rolls over onto his stomach only to see Hando celebrating in the corner.. Dink crawls to the ring apron and rolls off onto he ground, he lands with a thud on his back as he rolls in agony.. Hando is now calling for the frogs to be let lose and a myriad of frogs come hopping down the aisle.
[Dink]: imda geoff..
Dink mutters to himself as he rolls under the ring.. Hando, done celebrating hops down from the rind and starts walking backstage, when just then, he falls flat on his face, his face smacking against the concrete.. The camera pans back only to see Dink's hands on Hando's bare feet.. Dink rolls out from under the ring and grabs a mic off of the ground.. He circles around the fallen Hando.
[Dink]: IMDA GEOFF HANDZ0!!!! NAD IMDA TROO CHUMP!!!
Dink throws the mic at Hando's head.. Then starts to walk backstage.. He stops and looks back, with a cocerned look on his face.. He walks over to Hando and kneels down near him and rolls him over.. He looks very concerned now, and calls for some assistance. A slew of officials come out and help Dink to pick up Hando.. But just as Hando is elevated enough, Dink takes the Junior Heavyweight Title off of Hando's waist and clocks him in the face with it.
[Dink]: IMDA GOEFF!!! OMG!! imda CHAMP!!!!!!!
He holds the title up high and runs to the back as the officials try to help Hando up.
5. <<<2 Out Of 3 Falls: Tornado Tag Championship>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Biohazard vs. The Sharpshooters(c)
Quest rings the bell and a brawl immediately begins in the center of the ring. Feat, elbows, and fists are all flying back and forth as both teams struggle to take the all important early advantage. Kid manages to take out Jake with a European uppercut and Biohazard begins to work on Ab. Jake shakes off the previous attack and rips Kid off of Ab. Jake spins behind Kid, sweeps out his feat an locks in a cross STF… “WHO’S YOUR DADDY” but he gets no reply and Devon shove Ab to the ground and kicks Jake right in the face to break the hold. Ab comes over and tosses Devon outside, they begin to brawl around the ring. Back inside, Jake hits another go-behind, but Kid reverses and nails a huge release german Suplex causing Jake to land right on his face. Jake gets up fairly slowly… NUCLEAR MELTDOWN!!! Kid picks Jake up… Jake spins behind… Deadly Backdrop!!! Kid gets to his feat quickly and runs forward and decks Jake with a clothesline before he could follow up. Devon tosses Ab back inside the ring, he throws him into the corner… Devon calls kid over and they nail a high jack piledriver!!! That was sick!!! Ab is rolling around clutching his neck, Kid puts him in a GEDO clutch…1…2…Jake makes the save!!! Ab rolls to the outside, Devon delivers a kick to Jake’s stomach and lifts him up for a BT Bomb…1…2…NO!!!! Ab rolls back inside and receives the Nuclear Meltdown from Kid over the top rope! But in the center of the ring Jake nails a Northern Lights Suplex…1…2…Kid sprints over and makes the save!!! Ab comes back in and takes out Devon with a nice solebutt rush… moonsaults cover…1…2 Devon easily kicks out. Kid gives Jake a taste of his own medicine with a Northern lights Suplex… Ab tries to run over and make the save but Devon sweeps his feat out from underneath him…1…2…3!!!
Winner of First Fall: Biohazard
Time: 10:21
After a short break, both teams are told to go at it again. The Tonga’s come running in with a new strategy as Ab takes out kid with a vicious elbow and then he and Jake hit a double Suplex on Devon. Kid is back to his feat sooner then the Tonga’s had expected and he nails a belly-to-belly on Jake and then a throwing German on Ab which sends him over the top rope for yet another sick bump. Devon lifts Jake up for another BT Bomb…1…2…Ab yanks Devon off by his hair!!! Ab gets back inside the ring and takes out kid with a Solebutt rush and levels Devon with a series of elbows. Jake picks Kid up and hits a Northern Lights Suplex… Ab goes to the top and hits a shooting star press across Devon’s back…1…2…Kid manages to kick out. It appears as though Abdulah hurt himself while doing the shooting star press as he rolls to the outside… Devon slowly gets back up. Back in center ring Kid hits the Nuclear Meltdown!!! Devon runs over and adds pressure to Kid’s cover…1…2…3!!!
Winner and New C-CWA Tornado Tag Team Champions: Biohazard
Time of Second fall: 4:26
6. <<<Prime Time TV Championship>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
T-Bone vs. Asian Penguin(c)
Collar and elbow tie up starts us off, T-Bone hits an elbow stamp to the arm then whips Penguin to the corner, T-Bone charges at him looking for a spinning dropkick, Pengiun gets out of the way and T-Bone only connects with the turnbuckle padding, Penguin hits a few low round kicks, then a center round kick, knee lift to the body, drop toe hold, T-Bone right back up, Penguin hits a cyclone whip, T-Bone right up again, Penguin hits an ippon-zeoi, jumping knee drop to the neck, T-Bone lifted to his feet, Penguin hits a twisted backdrop, Frostbite Clutch locked in, T-Bone tries to fight out..but Penguin has it in perfectly, T-Bone continues struggling and manages to escape, Penguin tries a Hawaiian smasher but T-Bone floats over, twisted back drop, Penguin gets up into a razor suplex, up again, and another razor suplex, Penguin tries a center round kick, but T-Bone catches his foot and hits a rapid dragon screw, T-Bone drops an elbow across Penguin's legs then applies the Stalefish, Penguin slowly crawls towards the ropes, he's just about close enough to reach out and grab them when T-Bone pulls him back into the center of the ring, T-Bone releases the hold then flips Penguin over, T-Hold applied now, T-Bone releases the hold after a while then lifts Penguin to his feet, he hits a robot suplex then lifts him again, T-Bone switches around to the back then nails a vertical reverse DDT, T-Bone climbs up top and flys off with a moonsault press, it connects, 1.....2...kickout, T-Bone waits for Penguin to get up then hits the Big Bone Buster, Penguin lifted again, kick to the gut, Butcher Bomb! 1......2.....kickout! T-Bone punches the mat then lifts Penguin, he sets it up again but Penguin hits a back drop...Glacial Divider, 1......2.....kickout, he hits a Refreshing Kick..T-Bone spins around..Operation Deep Freeze! 1......2....kickout! Penguin waits for T-Bone to get up, SUPAH Refreshing Kick, T-Bone ducks under it, he lifts Penguin up for an Emerald Frosion, Penguin slips over, another Operation Deep Freeze! 1.......2......3!
Winner by pin fall: Asian Penguin
Time: 13:22
Audience (Showman Style): 75%
…Mr. Scotland is there to raise the hand of AP after another successful title defence. He’s celebrations is short lived as the a man in very flashy pants makes his way threw the crowd and slides into the ring, AP turns around and we got a slugfest on our hands.
[DeMarco]: Will someone get the fan with the damn flashy pants out of the ring!
[Cross]: That’s now fan DeMarco, THAT’S TIGERPANTS! GWF’S “TIGERPANTS” JC STORM.
[DeMarco]: For the love of PETE! Another GWF REJECT?
…The crowd after realizing who it is erupts in a “Tigerpants” chant. The one on one slug fest has just turned into a three on one as Fat Dave and FoolZero make their way back to the ring. My, GOD! Here comes SPUNK and Catalyst, it’s all out pandemonium in the ring! Fatman Slam on Asian Penguin, SPUNK-Shot on JC, Fooljiwara Armbar on Catalyst! The fans are going nuts as security rush to the ring to try and separate these 6 men. The fans begin to chant, “Let them go” to no avail.
7. <<<Death Match Championship>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Sykopath vs. Black Knight(c)
The match begins ass the C-CWA’s two foremost Deathmatch experts tie up in a test of strength, with Sykopath coming out on top with a quick drop toe hold, Black Knight stands and laughs quietly, As Syko charges. BK leapfrogs and hits a backbrain kneelkick, causing Syko to fall only inches away from the cage. He rolls over, away from the cage, and gets a guillotine drop from the Betrayer. He stands Syko up, and hits a jawbreaker, causing Syko to stumble, as BK goes behind and hits a reverse DDT. The two stand…Syko goes for a whip…reversed…reversed again…and whips BK into the cage, then whips him back for a short range lariat. BK is now bleeding, as Syko stand him up. BK recovers, though, and hits a swing neckbreaker. He raises him up, goes behind, and hits a Tiger Suplex ’85! One! Two! Thr-no! They both stand, and BK hits an anti setup Jumping Axe Kick, and then a moonsault pin! One! Two! Thr-no! They both stand again…Jesters Noose from Syko! Syko stands BK up, and hits a series of heabutts, leading into a Sharpshooter, giving BK a taste of his own medicine! The hold is broken after a while, though, and BK gets to his feet, and hits a swinging neckbreaker, followed by his own Sharpshooter! Syko escapes the hold, and stands, kicking BK in the gut, and hitting a praying Powerbomb! One! Two! Kickout. They both stand…IMPALER!! BK rolls Sykopath up into a La Magistral. One! Two! Three!
Winner by pin fall: Black Knight
Time: 10:47
Audience (Hardcore): 73%
Black Knight taunts the crowd after spitting on Sykopath and shouts obscenities at the masses when suddenly, Sykopath starts to stir! Sykopath is getting to his feet. He goes over to Knight and starts Going Sykotik on him with a Devil Rush! Syko is grabbing something from behind him.... and it's not a fork. IT'S THE STAPLE GUN!! (where the Hell did he pull THAT from? Wait.. this is Fire Pro... nobody knows.) He's taking a few steps back, and now charges behind Black Knight, and LEVELS him with the Mental Illness. Black Knight hits the cage and falls over flat on his face. Sykopath gets up and walks over to him waving the Staple Gun around as the crowd goes absolutely bananas.
*click*
*BLAM!*
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*BLAM!*
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*BLAM!*
Sykopath drives three staples into Black Knight's head. He then drops the stapler for something else in his tights.. or something... HANDCUFFS! He grabs Knight and Handcuffs him to the cage, RIGHT NEXT to one of the Explosive bins.. uh oh.. this won't end well. He picks up the stapler and staples Knight 8 more times some in his head, one in his neck, and a couple into his chest. Then he tosses the stapler outside the ring and calls for a mic.
Sy: Knight.. you wanted to finish this.. well guess what. YOU'LL NEVER FINISH ME!! Now it's MY turn. Now I show you what I am capable of doing without mercy or remorse. I said you were GUARANTEED TO BLEED... and I meant it. YOU'RE MINE!
Syko drops the mic and climbs out of the cage, which has been turned off since the match ended. He gets to the other side and turns it back on... leaving Black Knight to suffer the electrocution alone as he is cuffed to the cage. Suddenly... a timer is hit... and a countdown begins
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.....0. *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!* the cage explodes and smoke fills the arena.... it slowly clears... and Knight is in terrible shape.. in fact. He looks like sh*t. Sykopath looks at Knight and grabs the Cage controls. He turns the cage off and Knight is damn near death. Sykopath hits the 'cage raise' button... and the cage begins to go sky-ward, Knight, still cuffed to the cage. Sykopath leaves the arena with a sick and twisted smile on his face, and the crowd is in a dead silence as are the announcers....
8. <<<Commissionership Loser Leaves Town Match>>> (Mr. Couto)
Tranzfusion vs. Brian Lee
Before the match starts, Couto informs the crowd due to the request of Brian Lee, this match will be under no DQ rules. “Guerrilla Radio” hits and Lee makes his way to the ring with Veronica by his side. From behind comes Tranz with the chucks right across the back of the head of Lee. Lee rolls down the ramp as Tranz gives chase. Both men makes their way into the ring where Lee is on his knees bagging Tranz to stop, Tranz throws down the chucks and kicks Lee right across the face. Tranz looks to lock in the Tranzfixer early but Lee rakes the eyes. Lee back up to his feet and takes Tranz down with the drop toehold, Tranz is now whipped into the corner as Lee opens up on him with rights and lefts, Tranz spins him around and throws some rights and lefts of his own. Lee throw into the corner now, Tranz follows it up with the space-rolling elbow. Lee falls to the mat and rolls out to the outside. Tranz now follows him to the outside. Tranz goes to whip Lee to the guardrails but its reversed and Tranz goes back first right into it. Lee throws him back in the ring where he takes control. Spinning leg lock by Lee, Tranz gets back up and Lee sweeps him down again. Continuing to work on the leg now, rapid dragon screw by Lee, quick pun fall… 1… 2… kick out by Tranz! Lee now picks Tranz up, stomach crusher. Lee still in control now, reverse DDT, moonsault cover by Lee… 1… 2… kick out! Tranz begins to fight back now, Irish whip reversed by Tranz and Lee gets taken down with the cyclone whip. Tranz drops down with the guillotine drop, figure four now locked in. Lee is screaming in pain, Tranz leans back for extra preasure, Lee’s shoulder are down… 1… 2… Lee gets back up. Lee slowly makes the turn to reverse it, he’s got it and the pressure is reversed. Tranz lets go of the hold, both men back up and Tranz connects with the chin crusher, Tranz goes up to the top, Mad Splash! The cover… 1… 2… kick out! Tranz drops a couple flashing elbows and picks Lee back up to his feet, Lee whips Tranz off the ropes now, ultra rana whip. Tranz gets back to his feet, Haiti Edge! Jackknife hold by Lee… 1… 2… out again! Lee looks a little stressed now and goes outside for the chair, it’s all legal folks. Lee takes a sing at Tranz, he ducks, backspin kick into the chair! Cover… 1… 2… no! So close! Tranz now picks Lee back up to his feet, Complete Shot! There it is, TRANZFIXER! He’s got it locked in. Lee is flopping around the ring desperately trying to break free. Couto there to ask Lee if he taps but Lee gets his a free foot up and kicks Couto away. Veronica comes in now and begins to rake at the eyes of Tranz. Tran lets go of the hold and looks towards Veronica, hes got her by the hair, Tranz no motions for the crowd asking if he should hit her but from behind comes Lee and drills him in the back, facecrusher on Tranz. “Stem” hits and Sykopath is running down with a chair, Lee tries to set up Tranz for the Super Gimmick Buster but Syko blasts Lee in the back with the chair! Lee gets back up to his feet, Gimmick Buster by Tranz? Tranz just planted Lee with his own move! Tranz with the La Migastral… 1… 2… 3! Tranz got him! Tranz got him! New commissioner!
Winner by pin fall: Tranzfusion
Time: 14:27
Audience (Strong Style): 89%
…Tranz and Sykopath celebrate in the ring, Tranz goes to the outside for the microphone. He slides back in the ring and looks over to Lee as he slowly comes to.
[Tranz]: You see Lee, out of all the years I’ve know you and out of all the times I’ve been in the ring with you, I always new your cocky attitude would be your downfall. Always walking around here with that slut Veronica, (crowd pops), you brought his all apon yourself. Now if everyone in the arena would like to join me for a little song, lets give Lee and nice farewell. Nah Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah Nah, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye! Come on everyone sing it!
[Arena]: Nah Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah Nah, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye! Nah Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah Nah, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye!
…Lee is freaking out as Veronica tries to plug his ears, both Veronica and Lee walk up the ramp as the crowd continues to chant and Tranz stands in the middle of the ring grinning.
[Arena]: Nah Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah Nah, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye! Nah Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah Nah, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye!
9. <<<World Heavyweight Championship>>> (Referee: Beau Graves)
Ryan Rose vs. Crimson(c)
Beau Graves makes his entrance into the ring, and Crimson’s music plays. The fans simply erupt in cheers. The Heavyweight champion makes his way to the ring via the ramp, which is being covered in streamers, All-Japan style. He walks slowly down the ramp, soaking up every cheer for this match. He gets into the ring, and walks over to Graves, as Rose’s music starts. The fans boo as the “epitome of excellence" makes his way to the ring, as a shower of paper cups, WWE Style, rains upon him. Crimson turns around right as Rose gets into the ring. The bell doesn’t even ring before they start their mad brawl. They test their strength, and Crimson drops Rose with a drop toehold. He locks Rose into an Achilles tendon hold, which Rose reverses into a reverse knee cross. Crimson twists around, and locks Rose’s arm in a Fujiwara arm bar. Rose flips him over, and grabs a wrist in a double wrist-lock. The fans are “ooh”ing and “aah”ing at the display of technical wrestling. Crimson flips Over on top of Rose, and begins a mad punching rush to the face! Rose covers up, and Crimson gets off him. Rose throws Crimson to the ropes, and drills him with a Spear! Crimson gets up and throws Rose to the ropes now. He follows it up with a head-scissor whip! Crimson drops Rose with a quick DDT. Rose gets up slowly. He dodges the Crimson Cutter attempt, and reverses it into a Withering Rose! He locks Crimson in the Rosebush, but Crimson manages to get to the ropes before any real damage is done. Rose tries a Bulldog, but Crimson reverses it into an STO! And out comes the cutlery! Crimson begins savagely stabbing it into Rose’s well-stabbed forehead. The ref is looking right at him! No! Graves puts his hands behind his back and whistles as the brutality ensues! Rose’s blood spills across the mat, as Crimson stands above him, laughing. Rose rises with a ball-shot, so to speak. He waits for Crimson to get up, and then runs up the turnbuckle with an overhead kick! Crimson rolls to the outside, where he is followed by Rose. 1… 2…Rose and Crimson exchange blows on the outside, before Rose bashes Crimson’s head into the corner post! The post makes a dull thud as Crimson’s head strikes it. The fans boo, as Rose begins pounding Crimson’s head into the concrete! 3… 4… 5… When Rose feels that Crimson is adequately taken care of, he drags out a table from under the ring! 6… 7… He sets it up next to the ramp, and goes to grab Crimson. 8… Crimson is rolled up on the ramp, and Rose flaunts his muscles and such for the fans, who boo loudly. 9… 10… 11… He picks up Crimson, and goes for the Bed of Roses! No! Crimson catches him, spins around, and drops him through the table with a Crimson Crusher! They both lie on the ground as the fans chant for Crimson. 12… 13… 14… 15… 16… 17… Crimson just manages to get up. He pauses, and grabs Rose. 18… He just manages to slide rose into the ring. 19… He then slides in himself, and the match continues. Rose and Crimson are both exhausted. They trade off punches. Rose goes for a front headlock, but Crimson reverses it into a Crimson Crusher! Crimson pins, but Rose gets the ropes. Rose is picked up, and placed on the turnbuckles. Crimson tries a top rope superplex, but Rose reverses it into a Super Bed of Roses! The fans are in utter disbelief! Rose, not just content to pin the basically KO’ed Crimson, locks him in the Rosebush! Crimson’s not moving, it’s over!
Winner by submission: Ryan Rose
Time: 15:03
Audience (Strong Style): 84%
…Graves goes to raise the hand of Rose but he refuses and begins to lay the boots to Crimson. Graves now tries to stop it but is pushed out of the ring by Rose. Rose picks up Crimson by the hair and throws him to the outside. Holding his jaw, Rose slaps Crimson across the face while he’s draped over the guardrail. Rose backs up, clotheslines Crimson over the rail and into the fans. Crimson begins to fight back now but Rose lands a few more punches, Crimson is set up for a piledirver, its reversed and Rose is sent back first on the concrete. Crimson and Rose continue to battle up the crowd now near the balcony and soundboard arena. Crimson in control now as Rose climbs up the stairs onto the balcony. Crimson meets him up but Rose connects with the kick to the gut, scoop slam on Crimson as he now feels the cold concrete against his back. Rose picks Crimson back up to his feet, my god; he’s going to throw him over! NO! Crimson puts on the breaks and hits a kick to the gut! Crimson has front face headlock on Rose…
[Cross]: OMG! OMG! CRIMSON… ROSE… CRIMSON CUTTER… 15 FEET… SOUNDBOARD! OMG! THEY’RE BROKEN IN HALF!
[DeMarco]: What in gods name has came over Crimson? You could have just crippled himself and the NEW C-CWA champ.
[Cross]: Damnit! We need medics! These two men’s careers could have just ended before our eyes. What… what do you mean we’re getting pulled off air? STAY WITH THIS…
[Fade]