Post by CyberTranz on Sept 22, 2009 8:00:00 GMT -6
…A video montage is shown, as the scene starts off with a dark alley way. Flashes of C-CWA superstars and M-DWF superstars are shown while the camera pans threw the back alley. It comes to on abrupt stop at the edge of a building as two computer enhanced logo’s of the C-CWA and the M-DWF collide in front of the shot shattering to a million pieces.
…Scene now fades to the top of the stage as the pyrotechnics are firing off at will to the rocking sounds “Beat The World” by Pressure 45. Cameras begin to spin around the Conseco Fieldhouse here in Indianapolis Il. The fans are still piling n the arena with their signs. Cameras now spin down towards ringside where the C-CWA announcers take it form here.
[Cross]: Good evening C-CWA and M-DWF fans alike and welcome to the biggest PPV of this year, Collision!
[DeMarco]: For those of you poor saps that sat threw the Super Bore today, welcome to some real entertainment!
[Cross]: Well that’s a good way of putting DeMarco. Tonight ladies and gentlemen, the biggest stars in pro wrestling shine collectively in the same ring. Never have I seen such star power, such excitement, and such a group of gifted athletes like you’ll see tonight. Tonight we have 5 special champion versus champion matches, the conclusion of the Destiny Series, and two other grudge matches that will surely not disappoint. I mean, Dante Black vs. Ross Cowan in a 2 out of 3 falls match, Bukkake SPUNK taking on our former commissioner Brian Lee, Ryan Rose versus Sari Synn, its going to off the chart. You do you give the edge to tonight DeMarco, the C-CWA or the M-DWF?
[DeMarco]: Well it’s really hard to say Cross but just like the bias bastard I am, I’m going to give this one to the C-CWA.
[Cross]: Let’s not stall anymore fans, set your VCR’s to record cause you won’t want to forget this night.
1. <<<Champion vs. Champion>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Hando vs. Lucus Amenes
The opening match of what promises to be a truly explosive PPV begins as both superstars make their respective entrances, one half of the crowd booing as “Sugar” plays, then the other half booing as “I’m Different” plays. It’s a heated crowd, but its amazing that they’re united here and NOT attacking each other is a wonder upon itself. The actual match begins as Hando reminds Lucus that he is a FIVE TIME HLA champ, then stares at his hand. Unfortunately, Lucus isn’t impressed, and uses his cruiserweight title to whip Hando in the face, as the bell rings. He drops the title, and goes to work, stomping and kicking Hando while he’s down. He stands hando up, and rakes at his face, then kicks him, whips him to the ropes and goes for a tackle, but misses. Hando grabs his wrist on hios way up, and whips Lucas to the ropes, and smacks him with a Kickflip…er…spinning dropkick. Lucus jumps right back up, and knees the approaching Hando, then goes for a Northern lights, but gets a DDT instead. Lucus stands up, and nails a jawbreaker, then goes over to the fallen Hando. He hits the ropes, and nails a perfect elbow, then stands up again. He hits the rising Hando with a brainbuster, then starts punching him while he’s down. He stands, and The Only whips El Amphibioso to the ropes, then catches him with a head scissors takedown. He nails Hando with a Saber Hammer Rush, but he stands afterwards, catches one of Lucus’s punches, and skillfully reverses it into a Peace Crusher 2. Lucus stands, and goes for another brainbuster, but Hando goes behind, and NAILS the Froggylicious! One! Two! Thr-no! Hando stands, and goes for a DDT, but Lucus really hits the Northern Lights Whip. The two stand…GIMMICK…er…Fishermans Buster! Lucus goes onto the apron, and goes for a swan dive hurricane rana, but misses, much to Hando’s amusement. The two stand, Lucus catches Hando, and lands the Atlantis Bomb! Hando stands up, lands a flurry of gut kicks…SHINING BULLFROG!! Moonsault pin! One! Two! Three! The match ends as “Sugar” hits, and Hando leaps up to celebrate.
Winner by pin fall: Hando
Time: 12:19
Audience (Lucha Style): 68%
…The ring is surrounded with trashcan lids, kendo stick, chairs, ladders and the rest of your garden-variety hardcore items. Above the ring hangs the death match cage. Both Daredevil and Chapel make their way to the ring as Couto grabs the microphone.
[Couto]: Ok gentlemen, here’s how this is going to work, since the C-CWA has the Death Match championship and the M-DWF has the hardcore championship, a simple coin toss will determine the style of match this will be. Heads, it’ll be a hardcore match, tails; the cage comes down for a death match.
…Couto makes the coin flip as Daredevil and Chapel look on. The coin lands in Couto’s right hand and he flips it to the his left hand.
[Couto]: It’s tails. Let’s bring down the cage and get this match underway.
2. <<<Champion vs. Champion>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Daredevil vs. Chapel
Both men don’t even wait till the cage is fully locked in before going tooth and nail. Chapel charges in but DD takes him down with the drop toehold. ToS now, doesn’t seem to solve anything. DD takes Chapel down again this time with the scoop slam, looks to whip him into the cage but Chapel puts on the breaks. Chapel now showing us some of his brute strength with the scoop slam, he follows it up with the soccer ball kick. Chapel picks DD back up, DD reverse into the leg trip takedown. Chapel gets up dazed and DD hits the picture perfect dropkick. Chapel now returns the favour with the cyclone whip. Chapel now reaches back into his tights and takes out the sickle, looking to get a little hardcore now. Chapel takes the sickle to DD’s forehead, he tires to get his hands up but its too late, the sickle has just pierced his skin and DD is slowly wearing the crimson mask. Chapel picks him up to his feet, Irish whip into the cage, no! DD puts on the breaks and sends Chapel head first into the cage. Thousands of volts of energy goes threw his body before he finally drops down. DD now hammers away at the skull of Chapel beginning to open up some busted skin on Chapel. Thanks to DD, Chapel now wears the crimson mask. DD still in control now, couple of mid kicks followed by the lifting takedown, he goes for the quick cover… 1… kick out by Chapel. Chapel takes DD down with the DDT. Both men are down. After taking a well deserved breath, both men make it back up to their feet, DD tires going from behind, Chapel blocks it with a couple forearms to the side of the head. Chapel picks him back by the hair; Irish whip into the cage and now DD is the one being burned by the cruel walls of this unforgiving cage. DD stumbles back into the grapple, Chapel takes him down with a devastating DVD. The cover… 1… 2… kick out! Chapel thought he had him but Daredevil barely gets the shoulder up. The mat now become a little soaked in blood, Chapel goes from behind, another Irish whip but DD puts on the breaks, reverse brainbuster by DD. DD now with the middle kicks, Chapel stumbles back in, skewer DDT. DD now with the Gedo clutch… 1… 2… kick out! DD now signals for the Breaking Point, Chapel gets a couple forearms t the side of the head, DISASTERPIECE! Where in the hell did that come from? Chapel makes the cover… 1… 2… KICK OUT! Chapel looks a little frustrated now and pulls out the sickle once again, DD this time blocks it and drop toeholds Chapel face first into the cage, Chapel gets back up to his feet, BREAKING POINT! The cover by DD… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Daredevil
Time: 10:53
Audience (Hardcore Style): 71%
Kingpin is seen pulling up to the arena, and he grabs his bags, walking to the arena. He walks up to the door, and pushes it, but it's a pull door. Kingpin, stressed out, curses and punches the door full force, splintering it. He opens it, and throws his bags in, when he looks up, and sees Gene standing there in the entryway.
[Gene:] 'Bout time you showed up, 'Pin. Had me worried there for a minute.
[Kingpin:] I can absolutely see you bubbling with enthusiasm at the sight of me. Look, I know you don't want me as a partner. I'm in a rut. So, let's just get it over with, hm?
Gene shakes his head and smiles.
[Gene:] Kingpin, you've got me all wrong. Hell, I'm in something of a rut myself, too.
[Kingpin:] Excuse me? You're in a rut? Mr. Destiny Series Final here? I lost every match in the Series, and plenty before that. You, you're doing just fine.
[Gene:] Fine? Since when in the hell have I ever been known to lose two matches in a row, let alone four? Yeah, you might be in a bit of a slump, but seeing as though someone getting a victory over me is already something of a miracle, this would qualify as a rut.
Kingpin chuckles for a few seconds, then shakes his head, a smirk on his face.
[Kingpin:] Yanno Gene, maybe confidence alone will win us the match. If that's the case, then you've got it in spades. Maybe you should join the astoundingly dry world of the realist.
Gene shrugs his shoulders, hands out, and shakes his head.
[Gene:] Be realistic? Where's the fun in that?
Gene laughs.
[Gene:] haha! That's the spirit, Kingpin!
Gene puts his hand on Kingpin's shoulder, noticing the glare from Kingpin, but ignoring it.
[Gene:] Come on, 'Pin. Maybe we can work ourselves out of our respective ruts tonight.
Gene gives his trademark smile.
[Kingpin:] Well, then. Just like the good ol' days. Or not so good, depending. But.... this is again the M-DWF. My Damn Wrestling Federation. Our damn wrestling federation. Let's show 'em why we're the best.
Gene and Kingpin walk off, and Gene rubs Kingpin's head, messing up his head.
[Gene:] Damn right, ya little scamp.
Fade.
3. <<<Champion vs. Champion>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Two Count vs. V
2 Count mankes their way to the ring first, carrying the C-CWA tag belts and showboating to the crowd. V comes out now, with the M-DWF titles as Rigg and Jones talk strategy in their corner. Solution quickly jumps on Rigg and the bell rings, trip takedown, Disarm Bar!! Rigg punches him in the groin and he slumps off of him. Rigg goes for a kick, but Soultion blocks and hits a kick of his own. Rigg with a few mid kicks keeping Solution away, whips Solution, goes for a rana, but eats a knee to the groin in mid-air. Soultion goes for the Disarm Bar again, but Rigg kicks him off. Rigg makes the tag to Jones now, and Rigg comes alive with some straight jabs. Both men are punching Solution, double dropkick! Solution up, trips Jamie, goes for an arm bar, but eats a jab. Shoulderbreaker by Rigg and then the ref pushes him out of the ring. Jones/Solution circle a bit, flying kneel kick by Solution, but its sidestepped. Elbow drop by Jones, powerbomb attempt, into a backbody drop. Forward brainbuster by Jones, followed by another. He goes to drop the elbow on the knee of Solution, but Solution rolls and makes the tag to Jinx. Jones is getting tossed around in their corner, until the ref forces Solution to his corner. Jones goes for a superkick, but its blocked. Jones gets whipped, Jinx off the ropes, hurricanrana scores a 1 count. Jones is up, MONGOLIAN CHOPPO! Running double foot stomp on Jones. Jamie gets up, snapmares Jinx and makes the tag to Rigg. Jinx fights the double team, but can't fight a double dropkick, 2 Count style. Piledriver by Jones, Rigg off the ropes, somersault senton splash! Elbow by Jinx, jab by Rigg, Syracuse Slam by Rigg! He quickly follows up with a figure 4 to wear him down. Solution comes in, and just as he lets go applies a side arm bar. Rigg fights out as the ref holds Jones back in their corner. Jinx is driving his shoulders into Rigg in the corner while Solution pulls his hair. Slap tot he back by Jinx as the ref pushes Solution to the corner. A series of foot stomps by Jinx onto Rigg's back now. Rigg gets up, Jinx goes for a rana, but Rigg catches him and starts spinning around! Road Ra - Facebuster by Jinx. Jab by Rigg, palm thrust by Jinx, another palm gets ducked, and Syracuse Slam! Rigg gets up and immediatly crawls to his corner to make the tag. Forward brainbuster on Jinx, followed by a Strangle hold alpha, while Jones taunts Solution, who tries charging in, but is held back by the ref. Solution pushes the ref over and attacks Jones as Jinx locks the under the ladder in on Rigg.. Jones whips Solution and breaks the hold. Jones belly to belly suplexes Soultion, but that sets him right up for the Under the ladder! He firmly grabs the ropes, as all 4 men are in the ring. Jones is setting up the High Impact, and Jinx is setting up the black cat! Both reversed! Jones falls outside, as Rigg hits a series of kicks on Jinx. Jones rolls back in and makes the cover.. 1 count only after Solution boots him off. Neck Chancre by Jinx on Jones now. He whips him to the ropes, powahhhslam! Rigg is right there to make the save though. Solution runs in and double brainbuster on Rigg! Rigg falls to the outside, Solution going for a Northern Lights, DDT! Black Cat set up by Jinx, backbody drop! Rigg back in, and a series of kicks on Solution! Release Blizzard on Rigg by Jinx! 450 Splash by Jones on Solution! Jinx's MAster Plan! Stinger on Solution! The ref has no clue what is going on! EXPROIDAHHHHH ON SOLUTION! Blizzah suprex on Jones! Rigg makes the save! Tombstone set up by Jinx, Rigg floats over, T-DRIVAH. Front facebuster by Rigg on Jinx, Stinger on Jinx! Jinx somehow slips out. School boy on Jamie, in the ropes. Rigg is in, Black Cat set up on him, reversed again! Jones drags Jinx back to their corner now. DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! DOUBLE SUPER KICKS! The ref pulls Rigg back to the apron, and Jones whips Jinx to the ropes.. OOOOOWW, both men collide, both men down. Jones up first, Piledrvier on Jinx, SUPAH KEEEECKK. He is climbing up top now, 450 Splash! The ref calls for the ropes break though.. That doesn't stop Rigg and Solution from breaking in. Solution eats a Superkick from Jones, DEEP IMPACT ON JINX! WHILE RIGG HITS THE NIGHTS OUT ON SOLUTION!! 1!... 2!....2.9999!!!! HE GETS OUT! Jones goes behind, Everest German Suplex! Rigg is holding Solution back! 1.....2.....3!!!!!! ITS OVAH!!!
Winner by pin fall: Two Count
Time: 19:02
Audience (Strong Style): 94%
4. <<<Champion vs. Champion>>> (Referee: Richard Morrow)
Catalyst vs. Fury Maniac
Fury looks a little more serious than usual. Catalyst and Fury circle each other for a moment before tying up. Break. They circle again, Fury slapping his biceps. Tie up. Fury puts Catalyst in a headlock. Catalyst lifts him up, but Fury rolls down with an arm drag. Catalyst locks Fury in a headlock, Fury lifts for a back drop, but Catalyst flips back, locking his hands around Fury's waist. Fury swings his right elbow hard, but Catalyst ducks, causing Fury to turn into a belly-to-belly position. Fury grabs Catalyst's head, headbutts him twice, and hooks Catalyst's arms. A little jump up, feet to Catalyst's sternum, modified monkey flip. Catalyst lands on his feet, grabs Fury from behind, climb up wheel kick. Neck throw by Fury, and he dropkicks Catalyst in the back of his head. Arm drag by Catalyst, Fury rolls onto his feet, walking right into another. Fury whips Catalyst to the ropes, Catalyst comes off the ropes for a chothesline, but Fury ducks it, grabs Catalyst, and scores an arm drag. Big back drop by Catalyst. Moonsault pin. One, t-- Kickout!!
DDT from Catalyst, and he takes to the ropes, droppin' an L on Fury's back. Headlock takeover from Fury. Catalyst ducks a short range lariat, Catalyst Suplex!! Fury is reeling. Catalyst tries for a DDT, but Fury reverses into a sidewalk slam. He grabs one of Catalyst's legs and flips over, bringing Catalyst's ankle up around his ears. Catalyst rolls around, holding his crotch. Can't say I blame 'im. Fury moves in for the kill, but Catalyst grabs him by his top and tosses him out of the ring. Catalyst gets up slowly. Very slowly. He gets to his feet, and turns around right into a springboard body press from Fury! Fury nails a snap suplex and jumps on Catalyst's chest. Catalyst gets up, Schwein from Fury!! Fury sets 'im up, big fire!!!! And here I thought that Catalyst was the pyromaniac...
Catalyst hits a northern lights suplex, but it's in the ropes. Northern lights bomb!! Catalyst gets pumped up! He grabs Fury's leg and locks in the Standing Heel Hold!! Fury yells out in pain, reaches for the ropes, but is on the wrong end. He flips over and kicks Catalyst in the chest, sending him into the turnbuckle. Fury hops up the ropes onto the turnbuckle and grabs Catalyst's head... Diamond Dust!! By gawd!!! Fury whips Catalyst to the ropes and hits him with a mountain bomb. Fury pulls Catalyst to his feet and whips him to the ropes again, this time dropping down and pulling the top rope with him, sending Catalyst to the outside. Fury mounts the turnbuckle, waits for it...
Waits for it...
Flying Swing DDT to the outs--- NO!!!! HOLY DAMN!!! Catalyst moves out of the way, jumps in the air, grabs Fury's arm, Flying Cross Arm Lock!!! Catalyst keeps it locked in for a 4 count, then lays into Fury with a dropkick to the back of the neck and a Catalyst Neckbreaker! Catalyst rolls Fury into the ring and rolls in after him, and rolls Fury up with a Japan leg roll clutch. One, two, th-- Kickout!!
Catalyst goes for the Catalyst Neckbreaker again, but Fury gets a one-up on him, turning it into a German suplex! Two! Trifectaaaaaa! The Triple German Suplex from Fury and a roll up! One, two, thre-- KICKOUT!!!
Stepping palm blow from Catalyst, and he takes a quick moment to breathe. He whips Fury to the turnbuckle and moves in for the kill, but Fury punches his way out of the ring before tossing Catalyst out of the ring and onto the entry walkway. Fury heads to the opposite side of the ring, hits the ropes, Hayate special 2!! Fury nails a screw high kick which sends Catalyst back into the ring. Fury heads back into the ring, but Catalyst explodes from nowhere with another Catalyst Suplex!! Fury gets up, holding his back. He ducks a clothesline attempt and goes for the fireball bom-- No! Catalyst gets the upper hand this time, nailing the Catalyst Neckbreaker!! Catalyst nails Fury with two northern lights bombs in a row for good measure and heads up top. Meteor Press!!! One, two, three!!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Catalyst
Time: 14.06
Audience (Strong Style): 82%
5. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Asian Penguin & Tandoori Man vs. Gene Starr & Kingpin
This match could very well steal the show ladies and gentlemen. AP and Gene start off for their respective teams. Gene takes AP down with a couple of arm drags followed by a few forearm shots to the side of the head, AP takes him down now with the scoop slam, still no real effect on Gene so AP makes the tag to Tman. They hit the double dropkick on Gene sending him crashing to the mat. Tman picks him back by the hair and sends him into the ropes, jumping neckbreaker connects by Tman. He looks for the tie up again but Gene rakes the eyes. Tag now to Kingpin, Tman drops him with a couple of drop toeholds followed by a scoop slam sending Kingpin to the outside. Kingpin makes his way back in the ring now and hammers away with some Vader looking hammers, Kingpin loos for the Irish whip but Tman puts on the breaks and connects with the DDT. Quick cover by Tman… 1… kick out! Kingpin makes the comeback now, belly-to-belly suplex, Kingpin locks in the standing heel hold, Tman is able to get the his free foot up in Kingpin’s face to break the hold. Tag back to AP now, AP now works over Kingpin with the short elbow’s, he looks for the Icy KO but Kingpin ducks underneath, swinging neckbreaker finds it’s mark on AP. Kinpin looking to make the tag and he does, Gene comes in all fired up, American punch rush followed by the lifting take down. He drags AP back up to his feet, whip the ropes, Gene bounces off the other with w nicely executed flying kneelkick. Quick cover by Gene… 1… Tman makes the save. Gene now looks for the Michinoku driver; AP floats over and connects with the shotei to the back of the head. AP makes the tag back to Tman, both men showing some of the tag team skills, jewel cutter combo on Gene, Tman rolls him up… 1… 2… save by Kingpin. Tman hits the piledriver now, sprints up to the top, GANGES PRESS! Tman got some height on that one, cover… 1… 2… Gene gets the shoulder up. Tman looks for the Tandoori Dream but Gene wiggles free, Outlaw Edge! AP rushes the ring before Gene can make the cover and hits him with the Icy KO. Tman makes the tag back to AP as Gene rolls over to Kingpin for the tag. AP looks for the Ice Splitter A but Kingpin reverse it into a cyclone whip, AP gets back up to his feet, FUZZY BUNNY! Kingpin makes the cover… 1… 2… kick out! Tman rushes the ring but Gene is there, VAGABOND KICK sending Tman to the outside. Gene slowly follows as AP and Kingpin remain in the ring, Kingpin looks for the complete shot, AP gets in a few elbows to the back of the head, AP with the back switch, ICE SPLITTTR B! Kingpin stumbles back to his feet, FROZEN THUNDER! The cover… 1… 2… kick out! Damnit that was close! Kingpin barely got the shoulder up. Gene continues to work over Tman on the outside, AP rolls Kingpin over, he’s got the Avalanche Pressure locked in tight, Kingpin desperately looking to reach the ropes, he finally does but AP pulls him back into the middle of the ring and leans back even farther. Kingpin is screaming in pain, Gene looks to roll back into the ring to make the save but Tman has a hold of his leg, Kingpin taps! Kingpin taps!
Winners by submission: Asian Penguin & Tandoori Man
Time: 29:15
Audience (Strong Style): 83%
6. <<<Staple Gun Death Match II>>> (Referee: Z Shooter)
Sykopath vs. Twinky McLanahan
Well, the powers-that-be have conveniently picked me to sim this rematch, with higher expectations. Let's hope I can get top it, hm?
How in the hell do I describe the scene? We've got tables leaning against the cage, weapons strewn about... and they're now lowering down the staple gun, and... something else...? No way. Well, folks, I see this is gimmick city, as we have a staplegun hanging 30 feet in the air, and a damn scaffold is being set about 15 feet above the ring. I am also now being informed that this is a Pinfall Only match, and pinfalls will only count after using the staple gun at least once.
Hooooo boy. If I was a certain announcer with a large hat, this one'd be a slobberknocker already. Twinky and Syko enter to rather large crowd responses. They damn well better get them, this is about to get ugly.
They circle for a while, before Twinky moves in with some knuckle arrows. Syko takes quite a few before whipping Twinky to the cage, but he's heading for a leaned table, so he runs up it and backflips off. Nifty. Syko doesn't seem pleased, so he shoves the table aside, and pushes Twinky into the cage. Twinky gets away from it fast enough to escape a lot of damage, and again uses some knuckle arrows on Syko. Syko attempts to fight back, but Twinky lands a high speed dragon screw, and transfers straight into a leg twist. Twinky tries a DDT, but Syko reverses into a Northern Lights, but Twinky brings his weight back down, landing a Reverse DDT. He gets in some more punches, and shoves Syko into the cage. Syko bodyslams Twinky a few times, and locks in the Apocalypse Tricycle, but it's early, and Twinky gets right out. He rolls over to a chair, and picks it up. Twinky with a chairshot to Syko, and whips out the fork, stabbing Syko in the head a few times. Syko punches Twinky, and grabs the chair, nailing Twinky. Twinky sorta stumbled, there, and Syko waits from behind, waiting for Twinky to get up. He swings, but Twinky jumps up and lands a blind Kangaroo Kick, kicking the chair into Syko's face.
Twinky gets down to business, trying to keep Syko on the ground by constantly working that leg with leg twists pretty much everytime he gets Syko down. Syko rolls near a table set up against the cage, and is up slow, and Twinky takes a run at him. Syko with a Drop Toe Hold of DEATH, and Twinky goes face first through the table, and his face rakes down the cage. Ouch. Syko grabs the ladder, and sets it up, so he can reach the scaffold. Syko starts climbing. He gets about halfway up when a fork sticks into his knee. He looks down to see a bloodied Twinky halfway up the other side of the ladder. Syko grits his teeth and keeps on moving. Twinky's eyes seem to light up, and he climbs up the ladder. Syko's looking up, not seeing this. Near the top, Twinky kicks between two of the rungs, digging the fork farther into Syko's knee. Syko grunts in pain, and stops climbing. Twinky wraps around the outside of the ladder, puts one of his feet in between Syko's, and places an arm around him... Body Clutch Slam off the ladder!
Both hit the ground hard, of course. Twinky, however, shakes it off first, recovering his fork. As Syko lay motionless, he climbs the ladder, and then gets himself onto the scaffold. Syko starts stirring, and looking up, he grabs a table, setting it a good distance away from the ladder. Twinky looks up, and realizes he'll need the ladder to get to the gun. He lays flat on the scaffold, and reaches down to the ladder. He turns it so that he's facing the rung side, and starts pulling it up, but Syko's got hold of the bottom. He tugs it a few times until Syko lets go. Satisfied, he resumes pulling it up, until Syko runs towards the ladder, and jumps, grabbing it, using it like a swing. The laws of physics do not fall in Twinky's favor, as his arms are hanging off the ledge, holding said ladder, and when Syko swings on it, aforementioned ladder is used as a lever, and Twinky flies off the scaffold, landing headfirst on the table. Oh, and he goes through it. He ends up sitting in front of the cage, and Syko dropkicks his head into the cage, and Twinky is down. Syko, still hurt from being slammed off the ladder, takes his time getting some goodies together, and climbs the ladder, sprinkling the hardcore goodness about. He doesn't wait long, until he sees Twinky regain his footing, set up the other ladder, and make his way up. Twinky grabs the edge of the scaffold, and pulls himself up. When he climbs on, he sees Syko there, well-rested, and taunting. Twinky takes out his fork and goes to attack, but Syko responds with a drop toe hold, and then rolls him over, holding Twinky's head over the edge of the scaffold and pummeling him with guard mounted punches. He keeps this going for awhile until Twinky looks to be knocked out. He lets Twinky go, and Twinky slides over the side of the scaffold. Syko goes to pull the other ladder up, and he does. He sets it up in the center of the scaffold, and then turns to where the other ladder is, probably trying to pull it up and isolate himself on the scaffold from Twinky for the time being. When he reaches the edge and grabs for the ladder, a fork meets him in the face! Twinky pulls himself on the scaffold again! Twinky's been holding on to the side of the scaffold, apparently grabbed on when he fell. He starts punching the hell out of Syko, kicks him, Twinky's Snap! He picks Syko up again, Body Clutch Slam!
Twinky looks pretty pissed, and starts punching the hell out of Syko. After that, he lands a few leg twists. Syko with an elbow, dropkicks Twinky in the head, then whips him off the scaffol-no, he holds him, brings him back for a clothesline. Twinky dizzy from seeing down from the scaffold, gets up, and Syko with a Mysterious Sleeper. He goes for the Grace and Beauty of Utter Annhilation, but Twinky ducks it, hits a reverse DDT, and locks in the Spinning Toe Hold. He grabs his fork, and starts in with that. He's going crazy, and Syko just sits there, taking the fork to the head. When will it stop?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! Well, that answers that. Twinky and Syko are knocked down on the scaffold, and the ladder fell over, so that it's hanging off both sides of the scaffold. Syko clambers up first, and picks up Twinky, nailing him with the Grace and Beauty of Utter Annhilation! I'm so glad he doesn't use that move too much. He taunts the crowd, then picks up Twinky, and sets him up for the End To Sanity on the ladder! But Twinky with a kangaroo kick, and Syko is knocked off the scaffold, but Twinky rolls off, too! They both grab onto an end of the ladder, and glare at each other, hanging 15 feet above the ring. Twinky looks down, and then lets go, falling to the mat. Syko shakes his head, and he starts his fall, still holding onto the ladder. He lands on his back, and the ladder comes down, right on his neck! Twinky is up first, and puts the ladder on Syko's neck, then jumps on the first rung. Damn, that's gonna sting.
Syko's pretty much out, so Twinky grabs the ladder, sets it up, and gets up on the scaffold. He then pulls up the other ladder, and sets it up. Clambers up, and grabs the staplegun! He clutches it with a smirk, but then the ladder under him flies off to the side, as Syko just Kenka Kicked it out from under him! Twinky falls to the scaffold, and rolls to the edge. Syko runs over, and starts stomping Twinky, who is reeling from the fall. He then locks in a Straight Jacket Stretch! Twinky drops the staple gun while being choked. Syko grabs it, and then holds it to Twinky's head, but Twinky rolls out from under Syko, and kicks the gun, which falls all the way to the ring below. Twinky grabs one of the chairs that Syko had put on the scaffold earlier, and moves in for some action, before he takes the Red Mist! As Twinky tries to clear his eyes, Syko takes a run up, Mental Illness, and Twinky flies off the scaffold! Syko watches Twinky bounce off the mat, and he takes a breath... Descending Angel! He lands square on Twinky's chest, but no pinfalls are allowed, yet.
Syko recovers from the fall, and grabs the gun. He grabs a table from the side, and then sets it up. He then produces a bag of tacks, and spreads them out on the table. This looks bad. Syko runs over to Twinky, who is all but dead, and just guns him in the chest multiple times with the staple gun. Twinky looks to be pretty... well, @#$%ed. Syko hoists him up, taunts, sets him up, but Twinky with a right hand... Angel's Arm! A cover, 1..................2........................no! Syko gets out, last second. Twinky now takes the gun, and jabs it into Syko's stomach, shoots him a few times. A Skewer DDT, and Twinky signals for another Angel's Arm. Syko stumbles up as Twinky waits, Twinky with a kick, but Syko catches it, and brings Twinky in, and downs him with a headbutt rush! He pulls him up, bring hims close to the table, and grabs the staple gun, driving it into Twinky's neck, pulling the trigger once, and he crosses Twinky's arms, End To Sanity, through the tack table! 1........................2............................3!
Uh... wow. EMT's, please?
Winner by pin fall: Sykopath
7. <<<2 Out Of 3 Falls>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Ross Cowan vs. Dante Black
Holy Crap! Ross is all grown up now! These two big shots are gonna battling it out for all the bragging rights, and who is the better at performing the TD ’91! A ton of pride is on the line here folks, and this will not be just another boring Black Knight match. The bell sounds and the two begin to brawl in the middle of the ring. Several ToS’s break out… no one is coming out on top. Dante sure has some white hair… I wonder what he and Spunk were doing before the match (wink, wink). Super dangerous back drop by Dante, he follows it up with a low drop kick to the back of Ross’s neck. Ross is no slouch as he uses the momentum from the drop kick to bring himself to his feet. He knees Dante in the stomach flips him over with a Snap mare. Ross locks in a sleeper… Dante fights to his feet, he elbows Ross twice in the stomach. He bounces off the ropes and comes running at Ross, Ross tries to catch him with a clothesline, but Dante ducks it, spins behind and rolls him in a School Boy…1…2…No!!! He almost had him that soon in the match! Ross comes back with a Solebutt and then whips Dante around in a neckbreaker! Ross quickly picks him up and delivers a ground breaking snap Suplex. Dante fights to his feet, he charges at Ross, Ross spins behind and locks in a Dragon Suplex… he takes him over!…1..2…No!!! Ross bounces off the opposite ropes… The Boss’s Elbow right across Dante’s back. Ross bounces off the ropes again… Dante pops to his feat and decks the unsuspecting Ross with a flying Kneel Kick! Ross looks a bit dizzy, Dante comes charging over and grabs Ross from behind, Ross switches, he locks in the the Dragon Suplex again… Dante does a front flip and kicks Cowan right in the face! Dante picks Ross up, he winds up for a Big kick… Ross catches his foot, sucks him in and nails him in the balls… while Dante is bent over, Ross locks in the Cowan Special… he hoists him up… Dante blocks it… Ross knees Dante in the face a couple times and then does a Double Arm Suplex instead. Dante slowly gets to his feet, Ross clutches him Exploder style and takes him over with a Blizzard Cowan-Plex…1…2… Ross rolls around, keeping the hold locked and picks Dante up to deliver another one…1…2…NO!!!! Ross picks Dante up, and again goes for the Cowan Special… Dante rips his arms free and picks Cowan up for a back body drop… but instead Drops him down for a sidewalk slam! Dante then steps his legs through and locks in the Black-Mission…Ross is damn near crying in pain, but he refuses to give. He eventually makes it over to the ropes and the crowd clap. Dante picks Cowan up violently and toss him to the outside. He follows Cowan out there by hitting a Asia Moonsault! Dante sets Cowan in position for the Blackout… Cowan fights it and sends Dante flying backfirst across the guardrail… damn. Cowan picks the limp Dante up and tosses him back inside. As Ross climbs inside, Dante hits him with a crotch cringing low blow… the then sprints towards the opposite ropes, comes bouncing back… winds up for a lariat… Cowan blocks! Dante clutches his arm in pain as Cowan nails a Scotland Blizzard Plex…1…2…3!!!!
Winner of the First Fall: Ross Cowan
Time: 12:49
Both men get a short break, they need much more time, but oh well. The bell sounds, they both stumble over to center ring… Dante hits a kick to Cowan’s crotch and nails the Blackout…1…2…NO!!! Ross kicked out of the Blackout!!! Dante starts picking Ross up… Ross hits a low blow of his own and hoists Dante up in the Cowan Special…1…2…NO!!!! Both of them are just laying on the mat, Quest begins to count…1…2…3…4…5…6…7… the both start fighting to their feet. Dante comes stumbling over towards Ross… Ross hits an Exploder ’98!!! Dante goes rolling to the outside to take a breather. While Dante is struggling to his feet, Ross comes flying at him with a Plancha Suicide!!! Ross picks Dante up and implants him into the concrete with the stiffest Cowan Special ever. Ross toss’s Dante into the ring and covers…1…2…3!!!
Winner of Second Fall: Ross Cowan
Time: 6:40
Audience: n/a
…Cowan remains in the ring as Dante slowly makes it back up to his feet. We’ve got to wonder why Cowan is still sticking around. Dante gets back up to his feet holding his head, eyeing Cowan down at the same time. The fans pop as Cowan puts out his hand, Dante doesn’t know whether to shake it or not, it’s a mixed reaction from the fans. Dante finally reaches out and the two men shake hands in the middle of the ring as a sign of respect. Cowan leaves the ring as “Poem” by Taproot hits.
8. <<<Destiny Series Mega Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Bukkake SPUNK vs. Brian Lee
Staredown to start off this high stakes match, collar and elbow tie up, neither man gets the upper hand so they break off, test of strength, Lee gets the advantage but Spunk manages to fight back and hit a drop toe hold, slap to the face of Lee as he gets back to his feet, irish whip, Spunk leaps up for an ultra rana whip but Lee ducks under, Lee bounces off the ropes and tries a flying lariat, Spunk ducks underneath it, Lee back up onto his feet, knuckle arrow from Spunk, he tries another one but Lee ducks it and pushes Spunk into Mr Scotland, who stumbles backwards and falls through the top and middle ropes then lands on the outside, Lee hits a snapmare then a drop toe hold, Spunk to his feet, cyclone whip, Lee brings Spunk over to the ropes and hits a few jabs before picking him up and throwing him over the ropes to the outside, Lee follows him out then brings him up to his feet, rapid dragon screw, Lee lifts Spunk again and whips him into the barricade, a clothsline sends Spunk over the barricade and into the crowd, Lee taunts him then climbs over, Lee pushes a fan off of their chair then lifts it up, he swings it but Spunk ducks out of the way and Lee smacks another fan, the guy that Lee took the chair off of originally gets in his face, Lee kicks him in the gut then wraps the chair around his head, Lee turns back to Spunk, Spunk nails him with a backbrain kick then grabs the chair, he cracks Lee in the head with it, causing him to fall backwards onto another chair, Spunk swings the chair again and nails Lee right between the eyes, face knee lift from Spunk, he applies a side headlock to Lee then takes him back to the barricade, he smashes his face off of it then hits a belly to belly over the barricade back to ringside, Spunk rolls Lee into the ring then walks around to where Scotland is laying, he slaps him in the face a few times to revive him but it doesn't seem to work, Spunk lifts Mr Scotland up then bundles him into the ring, Spunk slides in and covers Lee, Scotland still isn't moving, Spunk breaks the cover then lifts Lee to his feet, irish whip to the corner, Spunk charges in attempting a kenka kick, Lee manages to duck under it, sweep kick from Lee, both men up at the same time, Lee hits a kick to the gut then a stomach crusher, Scotland finally gets onto his feet, Lee nails a sole butt to the back then applies the achilles tendon hold, Spunk manages to quickly make it to the ropes, Lee breaks the hold and hits a few stomps to the back before bringing Spunk to his feet, Haiti Edge! jacknife hold, 1....2...kickout, Lee lifts Spunk again and manages to get behind him, he lifts him up for a Sky High Facebuster but Spunk counters with a victory roll, 1.....2..Lee escapes it, Spunk goes for a middle kick, Lee grabs his leg..enziguri, Spunk nails a snap suplex then locks in the G-Spot, Lee tries to fight out but Spunk has it locked in too tight, Scotland checks Lee's arm...it falls once...falls twice...falls thri..he just manages to keep his arm in the air, Lee starts viciously smacking Spunk in the side of the head, Spunk breaks the hold after a few shots, Spunk tries the ClimaXXX but Lee elbows him off, bulldogging headlock, Lee waits for Spunk to get to his feet..Peace Crusher 2..Lee signals for the Gimmick Buster as Spunk slowly gets to his feet again..Lee nails it! cover, 1......2.......Spunk gets a shoulder up! Lee argues with Scotland just long enough to allow Spunk to get in a vital spot punch.. Spunk nails a Strech Bomb! 1.....2....kickout, Lee slowly to his feet...SPUNK SHOT! Spunk hooks the leg, 1.........2......Lee kicks out! Spunk sets Lee on the top rope for a Super BT Bomb but Lee manages to keep his legs hooked around the ropes, Spunk turns around to try and solve the problem but ends up getting nailed with a swing DDT, Lee goes for a Super Gimmick Buster, Spunk holds onto the ropes, Lee tries to move him several times but it's not happening, Spunk hits a few shots to the gut and then pushes Lee down, Spunk dives off with the Spunkakke Splash, 1........2.......kickout, Spunk and Lee lay on the ground for a few moments before both getting up, Gimmick Buster attempted, Spunk counters into the Bukakke Blackout, right in the center of the ring, Lee's got nowhere to go..Scotland raises the arm...it drops...raises the arm...it drops..raises the arm...IT DROPS!!
Winner by pin fall: Bukakke Spunk
Time: 17:32
Audience (Strong Style): 89%
…The crowd is rumbling in anticipation of this main event. The crowd begins to chant, half screaming for the C-CWA, the other half shouting in harmony for the M-DWF. Suddenly the lights in the arena go out and the crowd falls silent. "The Red" hits and the C-CWA World Heavyweight Champion, Ryan Rose, steps out. His butler, Rodrick, stands beside with a towel and a trey with a glass of wine on it. Rose stands still, unstraps the C-CWA title belt, and raises into the air with both hands, smiling smugly. He makes his way down to the ring, jabbering to the fans the entire time. As he steps into the ring, he motions for a microphone.
[Rose]: "Well, well, well. I've heard about the M-DWF. I've heard about it during my entire time in the C-CWA. Matter of fact, I've even thought about visiting from time to time. But now I see that the fans an the wrestlers in the M-DWF are just as unsavory and uncivilized as those in the C-CWA, if not more so!"
The entire crowd boos at the arrogant champion.
[Rose]: "But one thing is going to be established tonight. No matter how disappointing both of these wrestling promotions are, there is one that has a superior, classy, and might I say, heckuva lot better looking champion, and that would be me, the C-CWA World Heavyweight Champion, Ryan Rose!"
Rose pauses for a moment and looks towards the back.
[Rose]: "Sari Synn, I don't know a thing about you, but I don't need to. Because tonight, you are going to learn the lesson that the rest of the C-CWA has already had drilled into their insignificant minds. You do NOT tempt...the Epitome...of...Excellence!"
Rose tosses the microphone away and takes the glass of wine from Rodrick's trey. He takes a sip as he awaits Synn's arrival.
9. <<<Champion vs. Champion>>> (Referee: Pimp Juice)
Ryan Rose vs. Sari Synn
Slow hits hard as the M-DWF Champion Sari Synn makes her way to the ring, but you can barely hear it because these fans have been at a deafening roar all night long. They hand their respective titles to Pimpjuice, who is decked out in the Technicolor Pimpcoat for this special night. He shows off the gold to the fans who howl in approval, then he steps clear and rings the bell. We're underway...
They meet nose to nose...err...nose to chin in the middle of the ring. Rose starts with the trash talk, and Sari just smiles. They lock up, and Sari shoves Rose halfway across the ring. Rose comes right back, but gets pushed away again. He hits the ropes, but a shoulder block won't budge Synn. He tries again, same result. He hits the ropes a third time, Sari goes for a big boot but Rose ducks, and spears her down! He smiles and flexes in her face, but gets quick body blow. Sari pulls him in close and levels him with a short range lariat. She gets him up, sets up for the tombstone, but Rose reverses into one of his own. He grabs the leg and steps on her face, Rosebush locked in early, but Sari's able to reach the ropes with her long-ass arms. Rose grabs the hair but gets a hard knee to the gut. Sari lifts him high, Synn-City Chokeout. Rose squirms for a couple seconds before he finally breaks her grip with a mongolian chop. Rose hits the ropes and takes a stunned Synn down with a flying lariat, the cover, only gets a one. Rose goes for a DDT but Synn reverses into a waterwheel takedown. Running muscle bomb press, a quick 2 count on Rose. Sari lifts him up into postion for Sari's Chokeslam, but Rose reverses with an armdrag as he's falling. Sari back up, kick to the gut, bulldog headlock from Rose. He goes up top, moonsault press! 1...2...Sari kicks out. Rose takes a few steps back, Bed of Roses-no, Sari ducks! Rose lands painfully on his side. He's slow to get up, kick to the gut, Synn-City Stunnah! Rose doesn't oversell the stunner like he's been struck by lightning, and that's always refreshing. Synn makes the cover, Rose shows ring awareness getting his foot on the ropes after a 1 count.
Synn pulls Rose to his feet, SYNNBOMAAAAAHHHHHHH! She makes the cover, 1...2...Rose gets a shoulder up! Sari just smiles and sets him up again, Synnbo...no, Rose is punching his way out! He lands on his feet, Bed of Roses! 1...2...no! Both are slow to their feet...Sari with a kick to the gut, she goes for a third Synnbomb, but Rose blocks it. She rains down on him with clubbing forearms but he still blocks it, and counters with a hard spinebuster. He stomps her out to the floor and hits the ropes. He feigns a plancha and she bites big time, but he connects with the real deal as soon as she lets her guard down.He whips her into the ring apron, then the guardrail. He goes for a Bed of Roses but she dodges it and he crotches himself on the railing! LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOO! He falls back into the crowd and Synn rolls back into the ring to catch a breather. Pimpjuice won't count Rose out because he knows that's not how it should end. Rose crawls over the railing and slides back into the ring. He goes for a kick but Synn catches the leg and spins him 360, jumping tombstone. She locks in the iron claw (That move is gay!), but Rose is able to rake the eyes before any real damage could be done. He goes for the Withering Rose, but Synn shoves him into the ropes, he stumbles back into Sari's Chokeslam! 1...2...no! She cinches in the cover again, 1...2...still not 3! Sari looks a little frustrated now... She gets him up for a samoan drop, Rose floats over...backslide! 1...2...2.9999999999!
Both up, Sari misses with a big right hand, reverse DDT from Rose. Moonsault pin, another near fall. Rose goes for an overhead kick but Sari avoids it, dropping an elbow on the back of his skull. She whips him to the ropes, hitting her big boot. She looks like she's ready to end it now, and delivers another crushing Synnbomb! She hooks both legs, 1...2...NO! Every fan in the place just ERUPTED! Sari is shocked! Sari looks to whip him to the corner, Rose with the hard reversal! Sari bounces out of the corner, right into a Bed of Roses! God, they're throwing out finishers like every 10 seconds! Rose sets Sari in the corner, it looks like he's calling for a top-rope Bed Of Roses! Wait a minute, Sari knocks his feet out from under him. She stands up, pulls him to her...Avalanche-style Synnbomb! Sari's arm is barely draped over Rose, 1...2...3! What a match!
Winner by pin fall: Sari Synn
Time: 16:08
Audience (Strong Style): 83%
…Sari slowly inches her way back up to her feet, out of nowhere Brian Lee makes his way threw the crowd and hops the guard rails, the fans explode as Lee attacks Synn from behind. Rose gets back up to his feet and both Lee and Rose are putting the boots to Synn. The fans erupt again as SPUNK runs down to ringside and slides into the ring, SPUNK and Rose exchange rights and lefts, Rose sends SPUNK over the top with the with the clothesline sending himself out. Synn begins to make it back up to her feet, Lee looks for the Gimmick Buster but it’s blocked by Sari, kick to the gut now, Synn Bomb! The locker rooms slowly starts to empty, Kingpin, Catalyst, Asian Penguin, Fury Maniac, Gene Starr, Tandoori Man, Dante Black, Hando, Ross Cowan, Chapel, Twinky, Daredevil, Sykopath, Lucus, Two Count, and V! The ring fills up and its and all out battle royal. It’s all out PANDEMONIUM!
[Fade]
…Scene now fades to the top of the stage as the pyrotechnics are firing off at will to the rocking sounds “Beat The World” by Pressure 45. Cameras begin to spin around the Conseco Fieldhouse here in Indianapolis Il. The fans are still piling n the arena with their signs. Cameras now spin down towards ringside where the C-CWA announcers take it form here.
[Cross]: Good evening C-CWA and M-DWF fans alike and welcome to the biggest PPV of this year, Collision!
[DeMarco]: For those of you poor saps that sat threw the Super Bore today, welcome to some real entertainment!
[Cross]: Well that’s a good way of putting DeMarco. Tonight ladies and gentlemen, the biggest stars in pro wrestling shine collectively in the same ring. Never have I seen such star power, such excitement, and such a group of gifted athletes like you’ll see tonight. Tonight we have 5 special champion versus champion matches, the conclusion of the Destiny Series, and two other grudge matches that will surely not disappoint. I mean, Dante Black vs. Ross Cowan in a 2 out of 3 falls match, Bukkake SPUNK taking on our former commissioner Brian Lee, Ryan Rose versus Sari Synn, its going to off the chart. You do you give the edge to tonight DeMarco, the C-CWA or the M-DWF?
[DeMarco]: Well it’s really hard to say Cross but just like the bias bastard I am, I’m going to give this one to the C-CWA.
[Cross]: Let’s not stall anymore fans, set your VCR’s to record cause you won’t want to forget this night.
1. <<<Champion vs. Champion>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Hando vs. Lucus Amenes
The opening match of what promises to be a truly explosive PPV begins as both superstars make their respective entrances, one half of the crowd booing as “Sugar” plays, then the other half booing as “I’m Different” plays. It’s a heated crowd, but its amazing that they’re united here and NOT attacking each other is a wonder upon itself. The actual match begins as Hando reminds Lucus that he is a FIVE TIME HLA champ, then stares at his hand. Unfortunately, Lucus isn’t impressed, and uses his cruiserweight title to whip Hando in the face, as the bell rings. He drops the title, and goes to work, stomping and kicking Hando while he’s down. He stands hando up, and rakes at his face, then kicks him, whips him to the ropes and goes for a tackle, but misses. Hando grabs his wrist on hios way up, and whips Lucas to the ropes, and smacks him with a Kickflip…er…spinning dropkick. Lucus jumps right back up, and knees the approaching Hando, then goes for a Northern lights, but gets a DDT instead. Lucus stands up, and nails a jawbreaker, then goes over to the fallen Hando. He hits the ropes, and nails a perfect elbow, then stands up again. He hits the rising Hando with a brainbuster, then starts punching him while he’s down. He stands, and The Only whips El Amphibioso to the ropes, then catches him with a head scissors takedown. He nails Hando with a Saber Hammer Rush, but he stands afterwards, catches one of Lucus’s punches, and skillfully reverses it into a Peace Crusher 2. Lucus stands, and goes for another brainbuster, but Hando goes behind, and NAILS the Froggylicious! One! Two! Thr-no! Hando stands, and goes for a DDT, but Lucus really hits the Northern Lights Whip. The two stand…GIMMICK…er…Fishermans Buster! Lucus goes onto the apron, and goes for a swan dive hurricane rana, but misses, much to Hando’s amusement. The two stand, Lucus catches Hando, and lands the Atlantis Bomb! Hando stands up, lands a flurry of gut kicks…SHINING BULLFROG!! Moonsault pin! One! Two! Three! The match ends as “Sugar” hits, and Hando leaps up to celebrate.
Winner by pin fall: Hando
Time: 12:19
Audience (Lucha Style): 68%
…The ring is surrounded with trashcan lids, kendo stick, chairs, ladders and the rest of your garden-variety hardcore items. Above the ring hangs the death match cage. Both Daredevil and Chapel make their way to the ring as Couto grabs the microphone.
[Couto]: Ok gentlemen, here’s how this is going to work, since the C-CWA has the Death Match championship and the M-DWF has the hardcore championship, a simple coin toss will determine the style of match this will be. Heads, it’ll be a hardcore match, tails; the cage comes down for a death match.
…Couto makes the coin flip as Daredevil and Chapel look on. The coin lands in Couto’s right hand and he flips it to the his left hand.
[Couto]: It’s tails. Let’s bring down the cage and get this match underway.
2. <<<Champion vs. Champion>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Daredevil vs. Chapel
Both men don’t even wait till the cage is fully locked in before going tooth and nail. Chapel charges in but DD takes him down with the drop toehold. ToS now, doesn’t seem to solve anything. DD takes Chapel down again this time with the scoop slam, looks to whip him into the cage but Chapel puts on the breaks. Chapel now showing us some of his brute strength with the scoop slam, he follows it up with the soccer ball kick. Chapel picks DD back up, DD reverse into the leg trip takedown. Chapel gets up dazed and DD hits the picture perfect dropkick. Chapel now returns the favour with the cyclone whip. Chapel now reaches back into his tights and takes out the sickle, looking to get a little hardcore now. Chapel takes the sickle to DD’s forehead, he tires to get his hands up but its too late, the sickle has just pierced his skin and DD is slowly wearing the crimson mask. Chapel picks him up to his feet, Irish whip into the cage, no! DD puts on the breaks and sends Chapel head first into the cage. Thousands of volts of energy goes threw his body before he finally drops down. DD now hammers away at the skull of Chapel beginning to open up some busted skin on Chapel. Thanks to DD, Chapel now wears the crimson mask. DD still in control now, couple of mid kicks followed by the lifting takedown, he goes for the quick cover… 1… kick out by Chapel. Chapel takes DD down with the DDT. Both men are down. After taking a well deserved breath, both men make it back up to their feet, DD tires going from behind, Chapel blocks it with a couple forearms to the side of the head. Chapel picks him back by the hair; Irish whip into the cage and now DD is the one being burned by the cruel walls of this unforgiving cage. DD stumbles back into the grapple, Chapel takes him down with a devastating DVD. The cover… 1… 2… kick out! Chapel thought he had him but Daredevil barely gets the shoulder up. The mat now become a little soaked in blood, Chapel goes from behind, another Irish whip but DD puts on the breaks, reverse brainbuster by DD. DD now with the middle kicks, Chapel stumbles back in, skewer DDT. DD now with the Gedo clutch… 1… 2… kick out! DD now signals for the Breaking Point, Chapel gets a couple forearms t the side of the head, DISASTERPIECE! Where in the hell did that come from? Chapel makes the cover… 1… 2… KICK OUT! Chapel looks a little frustrated now and pulls out the sickle once again, DD this time blocks it and drop toeholds Chapel face first into the cage, Chapel gets back up to his feet, BREAKING POINT! The cover by DD… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Daredevil
Time: 10:53
Audience (Hardcore Style): 71%
Kingpin is seen pulling up to the arena, and he grabs his bags, walking to the arena. He walks up to the door, and pushes it, but it's a pull door. Kingpin, stressed out, curses and punches the door full force, splintering it. He opens it, and throws his bags in, when he looks up, and sees Gene standing there in the entryway.
[Gene:] 'Bout time you showed up, 'Pin. Had me worried there for a minute.
[Kingpin:] I can absolutely see you bubbling with enthusiasm at the sight of me. Look, I know you don't want me as a partner. I'm in a rut. So, let's just get it over with, hm?
Gene shakes his head and smiles.
[Gene:] Kingpin, you've got me all wrong. Hell, I'm in something of a rut myself, too.
[Kingpin:] Excuse me? You're in a rut? Mr. Destiny Series Final here? I lost every match in the Series, and plenty before that. You, you're doing just fine.
[Gene:] Fine? Since when in the hell have I ever been known to lose two matches in a row, let alone four? Yeah, you might be in a bit of a slump, but seeing as though someone getting a victory over me is already something of a miracle, this would qualify as a rut.
Kingpin chuckles for a few seconds, then shakes his head, a smirk on his face.
[Kingpin:] Yanno Gene, maybe confidence alone will win us the match. If that's the case, then you've got it in spades. Maybe you should join the astoundingly dry world of the realist.
Gene shrugs his shoulders, hands out, and shakes his head.
[Gene:] Be realistic? Where's the fun in that?
Gene laughs.
[Gene:] haha! That's the spirit, Kingpin!
Gene puts his hand on Kingpin's shoulder, noticing the glare from Kingpin, but ignoring it.
[Gene:] Come on, 'Pin. Maybe we can work ourselves out of our respective ruts tonight.
Gene gives his trademark smile.
[Kingpin:] Well, then. Just like the good ol' days. Or not so good, depending. But.... this is again the M-DWF. My Damn Wrestling Federation. Our damn wrestling federation. Let's show 'em why we're the best.
Gene and Kingpin walk off, and Gene rubs Kingpin's head, messing up his head.
[Gene:] Damn right, ya little scamp.
Fade.
3. <<<Champion vs. Champion>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Two Count vs. V
2 Count mankes their way to the ring first, carrying the C-CWA tag belts and showboating to the crowd. V comes out now, with the M-DWF titles as Rigg and Jones talk strategy in their corner. Solution quickly jumps on Rigg and the bell rings, trip takedown, Disarm Bar!! Rigg punches him in the groin and he slumps off of him. Rigg goes for a kick, but Soultion blocks and hits a kick of his own. Rigg with a few mid kicks keeping Solution away, whips Solution, goes for a rana, but eats a knee to the groin in mid-air. Soultion goes for the Disarm Bar again, but Rigg kicks him off. Rigg makes the tag to Jones now, and Rigg comes alive with some straight jabs. Both men are punching Solution, double dropkick! Solution up, trips Jamie, goes for an arm bar, but eats a jab. Shoulderbreaker by Rigg and then the ref pushes him out of the ring. Jones/Solution circle a bit, flying kneel kick by Solution, but its sidestepped. Elbow drop by Jones, powerbomb attempt, into a backbody drop. Forward brainbuster by Jones, followed by another. He goes to drop the elbow on the knee of Solution, but Solution rolls and makes the tag to Jinx. Jones is getting tossed around in their corner, until the ref forces Solution to his corner. Jones goes for a superkick, but its blocked. Jones gets whipped, Jinx off the ropes, hurricanrana scores a 1 count. Jones is up, MONGOLIAN CHOPPO! Running double foot stomp on Jones. Jamie gets up, snapmares Jinx and makes the tag to Rigg. Jinx fights the double team, but can't fight a double dropkick, 2 Count style. Piledriver by Jones, Rigg off the ropes, somersault senton splash! Elbow by Jinx, jab by Rigg, Syracuse Slam by Rigg! He quickly follows up with a figure 4 to wear him down. Solution comes in, and just as he lets go applies a side arm bar. Rigg fights out as the ref holds Jones back in their corner. Jinx is driving his shoulders into Rigg in the corner while Solution pulls his hair. Slap tot he back by Jinx as the ref pushes Solution to the corner. A series of foot stomps by Jinx onto Rigg's back now. Rigg gets up, Jinx goes for a rana, but Rigg catches him and starts spinning around! Road Ra - Facebuster by Jinx. Jab by Rigg, palm thrust by Jinx, another palm gets ducked, and Syracuse Slam! Rigg gets up and immediatly crawls to his corner to make the tag. Forward brainbuster on Jinx, followed by a Strangle hold alpha, while Jones taunts Solution, who tries charging in, but is held back by the ref. Solution pushes the ref over and attacks Jones as Jinx locks the under the ladder in on Rigg.. Jones whips Solution and breaks the hold. Jones belly to belly suplexes Soultion, but that sets him right up for the Under the ladder! He firmly grabs the ropes, as all 4 men are in the ring. Jones is setting up the High Impact, and Jinx is setting up the black cat! Both reversed! Jones falls outside, as Rigg hits a series of kicks on Jinx. Jones rolls back in and makes the cover.. 1 count only after Solution boots him off. Neck Chancre by Jinx on Jones now. He whips him to the ropes, powahhhslam! Rigg is right there to make the save though. Solution runs in and double brainbuster on Rigg! Rigg falls to the outside, Solution going for a Northern Lights, DDT! Black Cat set up by Jinx, backbody drop! Rigg back in, and a series of kicks on Solution! Release Blizzard on Rigg by Jinx! 450 Splash by Jones on Solution! Jinx's MAster Plan! Stinger on Solution! The ref has no clue what is going on! EXPROIDAHHHHH ON SOLUTION! Blizzah suprex on Jones! Rigg makes the save! Tombstone set up by Jinx, Rigg floats over, T-DRIVAH. Front facebuster by Rigg on Jinx, Stinger on Jinx! Jinx somehow slips out. School boy on Jamie, in the ropes. Rigg is in, Black Cat set up on him, reversed again! Jones drags Jinx back to their corner now. DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! DOUBLE SUPER KICKS! The ref pulls Rigg back to the apron, and Jones whips Jinx to the ropes.. OOOOOWW, both men collide, both men down. Jones up first, Piledrvier on Jinx, SUPAH KEEEECKK. He is climbing up top now, 450 Splash! The ref calls for the ropes break though.. That doesn't stop Rigg and Solution from breaking in. Solution eats a Superkick from Jones, DEEP IMPACT ON JINX! WHILE RIGG HITS THE NIGHTS OUT ON SOLUTION!! 1!... 2!....2.9999!!!! HE GETS OUT! Jones goes behind, Everest German Suplex! Rigg is holding Solution back! 1.....2.....3!!!!!! ITS OVAH!!!
Winner by pin fall: Two Count
Time: 19:02
Audience (Strong Style): 94%
4. <<<Champion vs. Champion>>> (Referee: Richard Morrow)
Catalyst vs. Fury Maniac
Fury looks a little more serious than usual. Catalyst and Fury circle each other for a moment before tying up. Break. They circle again, Fury slapping his biceps. Tie up. Fury puts Catalyst in a headlock. Catalyst lifts him up, but Fury rolls down with an arm drag. Catalyst locks Fury in a headlock, Fury lifts for a back drop, but Catalyst flips back, locking his hands around Fury's waist. Fury swings his right elbow hard, but Catalyst ducks, causing Fury to turn into a belly-to-belly position. Fury grabs Catalyst's head, headbutts him twice, and hooks Catalyst's arms. A little jump up, feet to Catalyst's sternum, modified monkey flip. Catalyst lands on his feet, grabs Fury from behind, climb up wheel kick. Neck throw by Fury, and he dropkicks Catalyst in the back of his head. Arm drag by Catalyst, Fury rolls onto his feet, walking right into another. Fury whips Catalyst to the ropes, Catalyst comes off the ropes for a chothesline, but Fury ducks it, grabs Catalyst, and scores an arm drag. Big back drop by Catalyst. Moonsault pin. One, t-- Kickout!!
DDT from Catalyst, and he takes to the ropes, droppin' an L on Fury's back. Headlock takeover from Fury. Catalyst ducks a short range lariat, Catalyst Suplex!! Fury is reeling. Catalyst tries for a DDT, but Fury reverses into a sidewalk slam. He grabs one of Catalyst's legs and flips over, bringing Catalyst's ankle up around his ears. Catalyst rolls around, holding his crotch. Can't say I blame 'im. Fury moves in for the kill, but Catalyst grabs him by his top and tosses him out of the ring. Catalyst gets up slowly. Very slowly. He gets to his feet, and turns around right into a springboard body press from Fury! Fury nails a snap suplex and jumps on Catalyst's chest. Catalyst gets up, Schwein from Fury!! Fury sets 'im up, big fire!!!! And here I thought that Catalyst was the pyromaniac...
Catalyst hits a northern lights suplex, but it's in the ropes. Northern lights bomb!! Catalyst gets pumped up! He grabs Fury's leg and locks in the Standing Heel Hold!! Fury yells out in pain, reaches for the ropes, but is on the wrong end. He flips over and kicks Catalyst in the chest, sending him into the turnbuckle. Fury hops up the ropes onto the turnbuckle and grabs Catalyst's head... Diamond Dust!! By gawd!!! Fury whips Catalyst to the ropes and hits him with a mountain bomb. Fury pulls Catalyst to his feet and whips him to the ropes again, this time dropping down and pulling the top rope with him, sending Catalyst to the outside. Fury mounts the turnbuckle, waits for it...
Waits for it...
Flying Swing DDT to the outs--- NO!!!! HOLY DAMN!!! Catalyst moves out of the way, jumps in the air, grabs Fury's arm, Flying Cross Arm Lock!!! Catalyst keeps it locked in for a 4 count, then lays into Fury with a dropkick to the back of the neck and a Catalyst Neckbreaker! Catalyst rolls Fury into the ring and rolls in after him, and rolls Fury up with a Japan leg roll clutch. One, two, th-- Kickout!!
Catalyst goes for the Catalyst Neckbreaker again, but Fury gets a one-up on him, turning it into a German suplex! Two! Trifectaaaaaa! The Triple German Suplex from Fury and a roll up! One, two, thre-- KICKOUT!!!
Stepping palm blow from Catalyst, and he takes a quick moment to breathe. He whips Fury to the turnbuckle and moves in for the kill, but Fury punches his way out of the ring before tossing Catalyst out of the ring and onto the entry walkway. Fury heads to the opposite side of the ring, hits the ropes, Hayate special 2!! Fury nails a screw high kick which sends Catalyst back into the ring. Fury heads back into the ring, but Catalyst explodes from nowhere with another Catalyst Suplex!! Fury gets up, holding his back. He ducks a clothesline attempt and goes for the fireball bom-- No! Catalyst gets the upper hand this time, nailing the Catalyst Neckbreaker!! Catalyst nails Fury with two northern lights bombs in a row for good measure and heads up top. Meteor Press!!! One, two, three!!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Catalyst
Time: 14.06
Audience (Strong Style): 82%
5. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Asian Penguin & Tandoori Man vs. Gene Starr & Kingpin
This match could very well steal the show ladies and gentlemen. AP and Gene start off for their respective teams. Gene takes AP down with a couple of arm drags followed by a few forearm shots to the side of the head, AP takes him down now with the scoop slam, still no real effect on Gene so AP makes the tag to Tman. They hit the double dropkick on Gene sending him crashing to the mat. Tman picks him back by the hair and sends him into the ropes, jumping neckbreaker connects by Tman. He looks for the tie up again but Gene rakes the eyes. Tag now to Kingpin, Tman drops him with a couple of drop toeholds followed by a scoop slam sending Kingpin to the outside. Kingpin makes his way back in the ring now and hammers away with some Vader looking hammers, Kingpin loos for the Irish whip but Tman puts on the breaks and connects with the DDT. Quick cover by Tman… 1… kick out! Kingpin makes the comeback now, belly-to-belly suplex, Kingpin locks in the standing heel hold, Tman is able to get the his free foot up in Kingpin’s face to break the hold. Tag back to AP now, AP now works over Kingpin with the short elbow’s, he looks for the Icy KO but Kingpin ducks underneath, swinging neckbreaker finds it’s mark on AP. Kinpin looking to make the tag and he does, Gene comes in all fired up, American punch rush followed by the lifting take down. He drags AP back up to his feet, whip the ropes, Gene bounces off the other with w nicely executed flying kneelkick. Quick cover by Gene… 1… Tman makes the save. Gene now looks for the Michinoku driver; AP floats over and connects with the shotei to the back of the head. AP makes the tag back to Tman, both men showing some of the tag team skills, jewel cutter combo on Gene, Tman rolls him up… 1… 2… save by Kingpin. Tman hits the piledriver now, sprints up to the top, GANGES PRESS! Tman got some height on that one, cover… 1… 2… Gene gets the shoulder up. Tman looks for the Tandoori Dream but Gene wiggles free, Outlaw Edge! AP rushes the ring before Gene can make the cover and hits him with the Icy KO. Tman makes the tag back to AP as Gene rolls over to Kingpin for the tag. AP looks for the Ice Splitter A but Kingpin reverse it into a cyclone whip, AP gets back up to his feet, FUZZY BUNNY! Kingpin makes the cover… 1… 2… kick out! Tman rushes the ring but Gene is there, VAGABOND KICK sending Tman to the outside. Gene slowly follows as AP and Kingpin remain in the ring, Kingpin looks for the complete shot, AP gets in a few elbows to the back of the head, AP with the back switch, ICE SPLITTTR B! Kingpin stumbles back to his feet, FROZEN THUNDER! The cover… 1… 2… kick out! Damnit that was close! Kingpin barely got the shoulder up. Gene continues to work over Tman on the outside, AP rolls Kingpin over, he’s got the Avalanche Pressure locked in tight, Kingpin desperately looking to reach the ropes, he finally does but AP pulls him back into the middle of the ring and leans back even farther. Kingpin is screaming in pain, Gene looks to roll back into the ring to make the save but Tman has a hold of his leg, Kingpin taps! Kingpin taps!
Winners by submission: Asian Penguin & Tandoori Man
Time: 29:15
Audience (Strong Style): 83%
6. <<<Staple Gun Death Match II>>> (Referee: Z Shooter)
Sykopath vs. Twinky McLanahan
Well, the powers-that-be have conveniently picked me to sim this rematch, with higher expectations. Let's hope I can get top it, hm?
How in the hell do I describe the scene? We've got tables leaning against the cage, weapons strewn about... and they're now lowering down the staple gun, and... something else...? No way. Well, folks, I see this is gimmick city, as we have a staplegun hanging 30 feet in the air, and a damn scaffold is being set about 15 feet above the ring. I am also now being informed that this is a Pinfall Only match, and pinfalls will only count after using the staple gun at least once.
Hooooo boy. If I was a certain announcer with a large hat, this one'd be a slobberknocker already. Twinky and Syko enter to rather large crowd responses. They damn well better get them, this is about to get ugly.
They circle for a while, before Twinky moves in with some knuckle arrows. Syko takes quite a few before whipping Twinky to the cage, but he's heading for a leaned table, so he runs up it and backflips off. Nifty. Syko doesn't seem pleased, so he shoves the table aside, and pushes Twinky into the cage. Twinky gets away from it fast enough to escape a lot of damage, and again uses some knuckle arrows on Syko. Syko attempts to fight back, but Twinky lands a high speed dragon screw, and transfers straight into a leg twist. Twinky tries a DDT, but Syko reverses into a Northern Lights, but Twinky brings his weight back down, landing a Reverse DDT. He gets in some more punches, and shoves Syko into the cage. Syko bodyslams Twinky a few times, and locks in the Apocalypse Tricycle, but it's early, and Twinky gets right out. He rolls over to a chair, and picks it up. Twinky with a chairshot to Syko, and whips out the fork, stabbing Syko in the head a few times. Syko punches Twinky, and grabs the chair, nailing Twinky. Twinky sorta stumbled, there, and Syko waits from behind, waiting for Twinky to get up. He swings, but Twinky jumps up and lands a blind Kangaroo Kick, kicking the chair into Syko's face.
Twinky gets down to business, trying to keep Syko on the ground by constantly working that leg with leg twists pretty much everytime he gets Syko down. Syko rolls near a table set up against the cage, and is up slow, and Twinky takes a run at him. Syko with a Drop Toe Hold of DEATH, and Twinky goes face first through the table, and his face rakes down the cage. Ouch. Syko grabs the ladder, and sets it up, so he can reach the scaffold. Syko starts climbing. He gets about halfway up when a fork sticks into his knee. He looks down to see a bloodied Twinky halfway up the other side of the ladder. Syko grits his teeth and keeps on moving. Twinky's eyes seem to light up, and he climbs up the ladder. Syko's looking up, not seeing this. Near the top, Twinky kicks between two of the rungs, digging the fork farther into Syko's knee. Syko grunts in pain, and stops climbing. Twinky wraps around the outside of the ladder, puts one of his feet in between Syko's, and places an arm around him... Body Clutch Slam off the ladder!
Both hit the ground hard, of course. Twinky, however, shakes it off first, recovering his fork. As Syko lay motionless, he climbs the ladder, and then gets himself onto the scaffold. Syko starts stirring, and looking up, he grabs a table, setting it a good distance away from the ladder. Twinky looks up, and realizes he'll need the ladder to get to the gun. He lays flat on the scaffold, and reaches down to the ladder. He turns it so that he's facing the rung side, and starts pulling it up, but Syko's got hold of the bottom. He tugs it a few times until Syko lets go. Satisfied, he resumes pulling it up, until Syko runs towards the ladder, and jumps, grabbing it, using it like a swing. The laws of physics do not fall in Twinky's favor, as his arms are hanging off the ledge, holding said ladder, and when Syko swings on it, aforementioned ladder is used as a lever, and Twinky flies off the scaffold, landing headfirst on the table. Oh, and he goes through it. He ends up sitting in front of the cage, and Syko dropkicks his head into the cage, and Twinky is down. Syko, still hurt from being slammed off the ladder, takes his time getting some goodies together, and climbs the ladder, sprinkling the hardcore goodness about. He doesn't wait long, until he sees Twinky regain his footing, set up the other ladder, and make his way up. Twinky grabs the edge of the scaffold, and pulls himself up. When he climbs on, he sees Syko there, well-rested, and taunting. Twinky takes out his fork and goes to attack, but Syko responds with a drop toe hold, and then rolls him over, holding Twinky's head over the edge of the scaffold and pummeling him with guard mounted punches. He keeps this going for awhile until Twinky looks to be knocked out. He lets Twinky go, and Twinky slides over the side of the scaffold. Syko goes to pull the other ladder up, and he does. He sets it up in the center of the scaffold, and then turns to where the other ladder is, probably trying to pull it up and isolate himself on the scaffold from Twinky for the time being. When he reaches the edge and grabs for the ladder, a fork meets him in the face! Twinky pulls himself on the scaffold again! Twinky's been holding on to the side of the scaffold, apparently grabbed on when he fell. He starts punching the hell out of Syko, kicks him, Twinky's Snap! He picks Syko up again, Body Clutch Slam!
Twinky looks pretty pissed, and starts punching the hell out of Syko. After that, he lands a few leg twists. Syko with an elbow, dropkicks Twinky in the head, then whips him off the scaffol-no, he holds him, brings him back for a clothesline. Twinky dizzy from seeing down from the scaffold, gets up, and Syko with a Mysterious Sleeper. He goes for the Grace and Beauty of Utter Annhilation, but Twinky ducks it, hits a reverse DDT, and locks in the Spinning Toe Hold. He grabs his fork, and starts in with that. He's going crazy, and Syko just sits there, taking the fork to the head. When will it stop?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! Well, that answers that. Twinky and Syko are knocked down on the scaffold, and the ladder fell over, so that it's hanging off both sides of the scaffold. Syko clambers up first, and picks up Twinky, nailing him with the Grace and Beauty of Utter Annhilation! I'm so glad he doesn't use that move too much. He taunts the crowd, then picks up Twinky, and sets him up for the End To Sanity on the ladder! But Twinky with a kangaroo kick, and Syko is knocked off the scaffold, but Twinky rolls off, too! They both grab onto an end of the ladder, and glare at each other, hanging 15 feet above the ring. Twinky looks down, and then lets go, falling to the mat. Syko shakes his head, and he starts his fall, still holding onto the ladder. He lands on his back, and the ladder comes down, right on his neck! Twinky is up first, and puts the ladder on Syko's neck, then jumps on the first rung. Damn, that's gonna sting.
Syko's pretty much out, so Twinky grabs the ladder, sets it up, and gets up on the scaffold. He then pulls up the other ladder, and sets it up. Clambers up, and grabs the staplegun! He clutches it with a smirk, but then the ladder under him flies off to the side, as Syko just Kenka Kicked it out from under him! Twinky falls to the scaffold, and rolls to the edge. Syko runs over, and starts stomping Twinky, who is reeling from the fall. He then locks in a Straight Jacket Stretch! Twinky drops the staple gun while being choked. Syko grabs it, and then holds it to Twinky's head, but Twinky rolls out from under Syko, and kicks the gun, which falls all the way to the ring below. Twinky grabs one of the chairs that Syko had put on the scaffold earlier, and moves in for some action, before he takes the Red Mist! As Twinky tries to clear his eyes, Syko takes a run up, Mental Illness, and Twinky flies off the scaffold! Syko watches Twinky bounce off the mat, and he takes a breath... Descending Angel! He lands square on Twinky's chest, but no pinfalls are allowed, yet.
Syko recovers from the fall, and grabs the gun. He grabs a table from the side, and then sets it up. He then produces a bag of tacks, and spreads them out on the table. This looks bad. Syko runs over to Twinky, who is all but dead, and just guns him in the chest multiple times with the staple gun. Twinky looks to be pretty... well, @#$%ed. Syko hoists him up, taunts, sets him up, but Twinky with a right hand... Angel's Arm! A cover, 1..................2........................no! Syko gets out, last second. Twinky now takes the gun, and jabs it into Syko's stomach, shoots him a few times. A Skewer DDT, and Twinky signals for another Angel's Arm. Syko stumbles up as Twinky waits, Twinky with a kick, but Syko catches it, and brings Twinky in, and downs him with a headbutt rush! He pulls him up, bring hims close to the table, and grabs the staple gun, driving it into Twinky's neck, pulling the trigger once, and he crosses Twinky's arms, End To Sanity, through the tack table! 1........................2............................3!
Uh... wow. EMT's, please?
Winner by pin fall: Sykopath
7. <<<2 Out Of 3 Falls>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Ross Cowan vs. Dante Black
Holy Crap! Ross is all grown up now! These two big shots are gonna battling it out for all the bragging rights, and who is the better at performing the TD ’91! A ton of pride is on the line here folks, and this will not be just another boring Black Knight match. The bell sounds and the two begin to brawl in the middle of the ring. Several ToS’s break out… no one is coming out on top. Dante sure has some white hair… I wonder what he and Spunk were doing before the match (wink, wink). Super dangerous back drop by Dante, he follows it up with a low drop kick to the back of Ross’s neck. Ross is no slouch as he uses the momentum from the drop kick to bring himself to his feet. He knees Dante in the stomach flips him over with a Snap mare. Ross locks in a sleeper… Dante fights to his feet, he elbows Ross twice in the stomach. He bounces off the ropes and comes running at Ross, Ross tries to catch him with a clothesline, but Dante ducks it, spins behind and rolls him in a School Boy…1…2…No!!! He almost had him that soon in the match! Ross comes back with a Solebutt and then whips Dante around in a neckbreaker! Ross quickly picks him up and delivers a ground breaking snap Suplex. Dante fights to his feet, he charges at Ross, Ross spins behind and locks in a Dragon Suplex… he takes him over!…1..2…No!!! Ross bounces off the opposite ropes… The Boss’s Elbow right across Dante’s back. Ross bounces off the ropes again… Dante pops to his feat and decks the unsuspecting Ross with a flying Kneel Kick! Ross looks a bit dizzy, Dante comes charging over and grabs Ross from behind, Ross switches, he locks in the the Dragon Suplex again… Dante does a front flip and kicks Cowan right in the face! Dante picks Ross up, he winds up for a Big kick… Ross catches his foot, sucks him in and nails him in the balls… while Dante is bent over, Ross locks in the Cowan Special… he hoists him up… Dante blocks it… Ross knees Dante in the face a couple times and then does a Double Arm Suplex instead. Dante slowly gets to his feet, Ross clutches him Exploder style and takes him over with a Blizzard Cowan-Plex…1…2… Ross rolls around, keeping the hold locked and picks Dante up to deliver another one…1…2…NO!!!! Ross picks Dante up, and again goes for the Cowan Special… Dante rips his arms free and picks Cowan up for a back body drop… but instead Drops him down for a sidewalk slam! Dante then steps his legs through and locks in the Black-Mission…Ross is damn near crying in pain, but he refuses to give. He eventually makes it over to the ropes and the crowd clap. Dante picks Cowan up violently and toss him to the outside. He follows Cowan out there by hitting a Asia Moonsault! Dante sets Cowan in position for the Blackout… Cowan fights it and sends Dante flying backfirst across the guardrail… damn. Cowan picks the limp Dante up and tosses him back inside. As Ross climbs inside, Dante hits him with a crotch cringing low blow… the then sprints towards the opposite ropes, comes bouncing back… winds up for a lariat… Cowan blocks! Dante clutches his arm in pain as Cowan nails a Scotland Blizzard Plex…1…2…3!!!!
Winner of the First Fall: Ross Cowan
Time: 12:49
Both men get a short break, they need much more time, but oh well. The bell sounds, they both stumble over to center ring… Dante hits a kick to Cowan’s crotch and nails the Blackout…1…2…NO!!! Ross kicked out of the Blackout!!! Dante starts picking Ross up… Ross hits a low blow of his own and hoists Dante up in the Cowan Special…1…2…NO!!!! Both of them are just laying on the mat, Quest begins to count…1…2…3…4…5…6…7… the both start fighting to their feet. Dante comes stumbling over towards Ross… Ross hits an Exploder ’98!!! Dante goes rolling to the outside to take a breather. While Dante is struggling to his feet, Ross comes flying at him with a Plancha Suicide!!! Ross picks Dante up and implants him into the concrete with the stiffest Cowan Special ever. Ross toss’s Dante into the ring and covers…1…2…3!!!
Winner of Second Fall: Ross Cowan
Time: 6:40
Audience: n/a
…Cowan remains in the ring as Dante slowly makes it back up to his feet. We’ve got to wonder why Cowan is still sticking around. Dante gets back up to his feet holding his head, eyeing Cowan down at the same time. The fans pop as Cowan puts out his hand, Dante doesn’t know whether to shake it or not, it’s a mixed reaction from the fans. Dante finally reaches out and the two men shake hands in the middle of the ring as a sign of respect. Cowan leaves the ring as “Poem” by Taproot hits.
8. <<<Destiny Series Mega Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Bukkake SPUNK vs. Brian Lee
Staredown to start off this high stakes match, collar and elbow tie up, neither man gets the upper hand so they break off, test of strength, Lee gets the advantage but Spunk manages to fight back and hit a drop toe hold, slap to the face of Lee as he gets back to his feet, irish whip, Spunk leaps up for an ultra rana whip but Lee ducks under, Lee bounces off the ropes and tries a flying lariat, Spunk ducks underneath it, Lee back up onto his feet, knuckle arrow from Spunk, he tries another one but Lee ducks it and pushes Spunk into Mr Scotland, who stumbles backwards and falls through the top and middle ropes then lands on the outside, Lee hits a snapmare then a drop toe hold, Spunk to his feet, cyclone whip, Lee brings Spunk over to the ropes and hits a few jabs before picking him up and throwing him over the ropes to the outside, Lee follows him out then brings him up to his feet, rapid dragon screw, Lee lifts Spunk again and whips him into the barricade, a clothsline sends Spunk over the barricade and into the crowd, Lee taunts him then climbs over, Lee pushes a fan off of their chair then lifts it up, he swings it but Spunk ducks out of the way and Lee smacks another fan, the guy that Lee took the chair off of originally gets in his face, Lee kicks him in the gut then wraps the chair around his head, Lee turns back to Spunk, Spunk nails him with a backbrain kick then grabs the chair, he cracks Lee in the head with it, causing him to fall backwards onto another chair, Spunk swings the chair again and nails Lee right between the eyes, face knee lift from Spunk, he applies a side headlock to Lee then takes him back to the barricade, he smashes his face off of it then hits a belly to belly over the barricade back to ringside, Spunk rolls Lee into the ring then walks around to where Scotland is laying, he slaps him in the face a few times to revive him but it doesn't seem to work, Spunk lifts Mr Scotland up then bundles him into the ring, Spunk slides in and covers Lee, Scotland still isn't moving, Spunk breaks the cover then lifts Lee to his feet, irish whip to the corner, Spunk charges in attempting a kenka kick, Lee manages to duck under it, sweep kick from Lee, both men up at the same time, Lee hits a kick to the gut then a stomach crusher, Scotland finally gets onto his feet, Lee nails a sole butt to the back then applies the achilles tendon hold, Spunk manages to quickly make it to the ropes, Lee breaks the hold and hits a few stomps to the back before bringing Spunk to his feet, Haiti Edge! jacknife hold, 1....2...kickout, Lee lifts Spunk again and manages to get behind him, he lifts him up for a Sky High Facebuster but Spunk counters with a victory roll, 1.....2..Lee escapes it, Spunk goes for a middle kick, Lee grabs his leg..enziguri, Spunk nails a snap suplex then locks in the G-Spot, Lee tries to fight out but Spunk has it locked in too tight, Scotland checks Lee's arm...it falls once...falls twice...falls thri..he just manages to keep his arm in the air, Lee starts viciously smacking Spunk in the side of the head, Spunk breaks the hold after a few shots, Spunk tries the ClimaXXX but Lee elbows him off, bulldogging headlock, Lee waits for Spunk to get to his feet..Peace Crusher 2..Lee signals for the Gimmick Buster as Spunk slowly gets to his feet again..Lee nails it! cover, 1......2.......Spunk gets a shoulder up! Lee argues with Scotland just long enough to allow Spunk to get in a vital spot punch.. Spunk nails a Strech Bomb! 1.....2....kickout, Lee slowly to his feet...SPUNK SHOT! Spunk hooks the leg, 1.........2......Lee kicks out! Spunk sets Lee on the top rope for a Super BT Bomb but Lee manages to keep his legs hooked around the ropes, Spunk turns around to try and solve the problem but ends up getting nailed with a swing DDT, Lee goes for a Super Gimmick Buster, Spunk holds onto the ropes, Lee tries to move him several times but it's not happening, Spunk hits a few shots to the gut and then pushes Lee down, Spunk dives off with the Spunkakke Splash, 1........2.......kickout, Spunk and Lee lay on the ground for a few moments before both getting up, Gimmick Buster attempted, Spunk counters into the Bukakke Blackout, right in the center of the ring, Lee's got nowhere to go..Scotland raises the arm...it drops...raises the arm...it drops..raises the arm...IT DROPS!!
Winner by pin fall: Bukakke Spunk
Time: 17:32
Audience (Strong Style): 89%
…The crowd is rumbling in anticipation of this main event. The crowd begins to chant, half screaming for the C-CWA, the other half shouting in harmony for the M-DWF. Suddenly the lights in the arena go out and the crowd falls silent. "The Red" hits and the C-CWA World Heavyweight Champion, Ryan Rose, steps out. His butler, Rodrick, stands beside with a towel and a trey with a glass of wine on it. Rose stands still, unstraps the C-CWA title belt, and raises into the air with both hands, smiling smugly. He makes his way down to the ring, jabbering to the fans the entire time. As he steps into the ring, he motions for a microphone.
[Rose]: "Well, well, well. I've heard about the M-DWF. I've heard about it during my entire time in the C-CWA. Matter of fact, I've even thought about visiting from time to time. But now I see that the fans an the wrestlers in the M-DWF are just as unsavory and uncivilized as those in the C-CWA, if not more so!"
The entire crowd boos at the arrogant champion.
[Rose]: "But one thing is going to be established tonight. No matter how disappointing both of these wrestling promotions are, there is one that has a superior, classy, and might I say, heckuva lot better looking champion, and that would be me, the C-CWA World Heavyweight Champion, Ryan Rose!"
Rose pauses for a moment and looks towards the back.
[Rose]: "Sari Synn, I don't know a thing about you, but I don't need to. Because tonight, you are going to learn the lesson that the rest of the C-CWA has already had drilled into their insignificant minds. You do NOT tempt...the Epitome...of...Excellence!"
Rose tosses the microphone away and takes the glass of wine from Rodrick's trey. He takes a sip as he awaits Synn's arrival.
9. <<<Champion vs. Champion>>> (Referee: Pimp Juice)
Ryan Rose vs. Sari Synn
Slow hits hard as the M-DWF Champion Sari Synn makes her way to the ring, but you can barely hear it because these fans have been at a deafening roar all night long. They hand their respective titles to Pimpjuice, who is decked out in the Technicolor Pimpcoat for this special night. He shows off the gold to the fans who howl in approval, then he steps clear and rings the bell. We're underway...
They meet nose to nose...err...nose to chin in the middle of the ring. Rose starts with the trash talk, and Sari just smiles. They lock up, and Sari shoves Rose halfway across the ring. Rose comes right back, but gets pushed away again. He hits the ropes, but a shoulder block won't budge Synn. He tries again, same result. He hits the ropes a third time, Sari goes for a big boot but Rose ducks, and spears her down! He smiles and flexes in her face, but gets quick body blow. Sari pulls him in close and levels him with a short range lariat. She gets him up, sets up for the tombstone, but Rose reverses into one of his own. He grabs the leg and steps on her face, Rosebush locked in early, but Sari's able to reach the ropes with her long-ass arms. Rose grabs the hair but gets a hard knee to the gut. Sari lifts him high, Synn-City Chokeout. Rose squirms for a couple seconds before he finally breaks her grip with a mongolian chop. Rose hits the ropes and takes a stunned Synn down with a flying lariat, the cover, only gets a one. Rose goes for a DDT but Synn reverses into a waterwheel takedown. Running muscle bomb press, a quick 2 count on Rose. Sari lifts him up into postion for Sari's Chokeslam, but Rose reverses with an armdrag as he's falling. Sari back up, kick to the gut, bulldog headlock from Rose. He goes up top, moonsault press! 1...2...Sari kicks out. Rose takes a few steps back, Bed of Roses-no, Sari ducks! Rose lands painfully on his side. He's slow to get up, kick to the gut, Synn-City Stunnah! Rose doesn't oversell the stunner like he's been struck by lightning, and that's always refreshing. Synn makes the cover, Rose shows ring awareness getting his foot on the ropes after a 1 count.
Synn pulls Rose to his feet, SYNNBOMAAAAAHHHHHHH! She makes the cover, 1...2...Rose gets a shoulder up! Sari just smiles and sets him up again, Synnbo...no, Rose is punching his way out! He lands on his feet, Bed of Roses! 1...2...no! Both are slow to their feet...Sari with a kick to the gut, she goes for a third Synnbomb, but Rose blocks it. She rains down on him with clubbing forearms but he still blocks it, and counters with a hard spinebuster. He stomps her out to the floor and hits the ropes. He feigns a plancha and she bites big time, but he connects with the real deal as soon as she lets her guard down.He whips her into the ring apron, then the guardrail. He goes for a Bed of Roses but she dodges it and he crotches himself on the railing! LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOO! He falls back into the crowd and Synn rolls back into the ring to catch a breather. Pimpjuice won't count Rose out because he knows that's not how it should end. Rose crawls over the railing and slides back into the ring. He goes for a kick but Synn catches the leg and spins him 360, jumping tombstone. She locks in the iron claw (That move is gay!), but Rose is able to rake the eyes before any real damage could be done. He goes for the Withering Rose, but Synn shoves him into the ropes, he stumbles back into Sari's Chokeslam! 1...2...no! She cinches in the cover again, 1...2...still not 3! Sari looks a little frustrated now... She gets him up for a samoan drop, Rose floats over...backslide! 1...2...2.9999999999!
Both up, Sari misses with a big right hand, reverse DDT from Rose. Moonsault pin, another near fall. Rose goes for an overhead kick but Sari avoids it, dropping an elbow on the back of his skull. She whips him to the ropes, hitting her big boot. She looks like she's ready to end it now, and delivers another crushing Synnbomb! She hooks both legs, 1...2...NO! Every fan in the place just ERUPTED! Sari is shocked! Sari looks to whip him to the corner, Rose with the hard reversal! Sari bounces out of the corner, right into a Bed of Roses! God, they're throwing out finishers like every 10 seconds! Rose sets Sari in the corner, it looks like he's calling for a top-rope Bed Of Roses! Wait a minute, Sari knocks his feet out from under him. She stands up, pulls him to her...Avalanche-style Synnbomb! Sari's arm is barely draped over Rose, 1...2...3! What a match!
Winner by pin fall: Sari Synn
Time: 16:08
Audience (Strong Style): 83%
…Sari slowly inches her way back up to her feet, out of nowhere Brian Lee makes his way threw the crowd and hops the guard rails, the fans explode as Lee attacks Synn from behind. Rose gets back up to his feet and both Lee and Rose are putting the boots to Synn. The fans erupt again as SPUNK runs down to ringside and slides into the ring, SPUNK and Rose exchange rights and lefts, Rose sends SPUNK over the top with the with the clothesline sending himself out. Synn begins to make it back up to her feet, Lee looks for the Gimmick Buster but it’s blocked by Sari, kick to the gut now, Synn Bomb! The locker rooms slowly starts to empty, Kingpin, Catalyst, Asian Penguin, Fury Maniac, Gene Starr, Tandoori Man, Dante Black, Hando, Ross Cowan, Chapel, Twinky, Daredevil, Sykopath, Lucus, Two Count, and V! The ring fills up and its and all out battle royal. It’s all out PANDEMONIUM!
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