Post by CyberTranz on Sept 22, 2009 8:20:00 GMT -6
…The video for Christmas Chaos plays across the screen. Clips of the old Blood Brother days are shown with Tranzfusion, Crimson, Trek Storm and Ryan Rose followed by the recent happenings involving Brian Lee and X-ANDER. The Narrator take us threw the video as it plays.
[Narrator]: Four men… once bonded by blood now fuelled by bitter hate… One legend… one unstable misfit… one rebel… one arrogant superstar… their paths cross tonight… to settle a rivalry that has been long brewing.
A self-proclaimed Canadian hero… driven by an obsession for gold… a young lion, looking to shine as a true champion… the chaos shall reign on this silent night.
…The video fades out and camera’s take us to a live feed from arena. The crowd is jam packed inside; pyro goes off and “Pride” by Soil blares through the PA system. Brian Cross and James DeMarco make their way to the announce table as we join them.
[Cross]: Welcome C-CWA fans to Christmas Chaos! As always I’m Brian Cross along side my broadcast colleague…
[DeMarco]: James “I don’t want to meet your mumma, I just want to see you cumma” DeMarco!
[Cross]: Someone’s been dipping into the eggnog a little early. Anyway fans we have an explosive night of C-CWA action. Christmas Chaos being the last event of 2003, it ought to be one hell of a show. All titles on the line tonight and a whole lot of pride too. We’ve got double the women’s action tonight as Veronica takes on the new comer Magnificent Rd Tiger and Kaoru Tanaka puts her Women’s championship on the line against Akira Blaze.
[DeMarco]: How about you let me take over the next few Cross?
[Cross]: OK…
[DeMarco]: Fans… listen closely… never and I mean NEVER pet a burning dog.
[Cross]: The hell? Alright, looks like I’ll be taking over while you sober up… Also on the card tonight we have a rematch from this past Inferno as Masked Punk takes on newcomer Eric Payne. More titles on the line as Venom battles against Junior Weight champion Juan Leche, Flare and Shadow will defend their Tag Team championship against the new team of Alex the Greater and Blood Gladiator, what ought to be a blood bath, the Hardcore Icon Twinky McLanahan faces Viper for the Death Match championship in the unforgiving exploding cage. Moving down to the card we also have the Prime Time TV championship on the line as Ross Cowan puts his gold up against Jay Rudawa.
[DeMarco]: Jay had better brought his “A” game because that Cowan is a hoss I tell you, A HOSS!
[Cross]: Indeed DeMarco but let’s not forget our double main event for tonight, in one match we have a battle of former Blood Brother stable mates Tranzfusion, Trek Storm, Ryan Rose and Crimson as they face off in a battle royal. We’ll finally find out who the greatest of the team was. And in the main event, “No Gimmicks” Brian Lee will get his chance at gold and more importantly World Heavyweight gold as X-ANDER puts his C-CWA World Heavyweight championship on the line. Things have been boiling between those two for some time; it’s going to be a hell of a match.
[DeMarco]: Shut up Cross the show is starting! I need more eggnog!
[Cross]: Let’s take it to the ring fans!
1. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Veronica vs. Magnificent Red Tiger
Veronica and Tiger lock up in the centre of the ring, Veronica quickly takes her down with the flying mare, Tiger charges back in and Veronica takes her down again this time with the scoop slam. The tie back in, Tiger goes for the legs with the dragon screw, Veronica hobbles back up and drops Tiger with the drop toehold, Tiger fights back with a few low kicks, Veronica doges the last one and looks to go from behind but Tiger reverses into a kangaroo kick. Tiger picks her back up, whip to the ropes followed by a nice dropkick. Tiger lifts Veronica back up, backbrain axe kick finds its mark, Veronica doesn’t stay down but as soon as she’s back up Tiger goes for another dragon screw and connects with it, she picks Veronica back up, facecrusher! Quick cover… 1… 2… kick out! Veronica now mounts the comeback, whip to the ropes on Tiger, Veronica bounces off the other side and connects with the jumping elbow pat, she picks Tiger back up, snap suplex! She has Tiger back up again, snap suplex! Cover now by Veronica… 1… 2… kick out! Tiger is slow to her feet and Veronica manages to sneak in from behind with the octopus hold, she hangs on to the hold for a bit but doesn’t have it locked in quite right as Tiger fights out with the hip toss, Veronica looks for the DDT now but Tiger reverses into a release northern lights suplex, Veronica is quick to get back up to her feet and sneaks in from behind for the dolphin rana, cover… 1… 2… kick out! Tiger is still down and Veronica goes for a la magistral, cover… 1… 2… kick out! Tiger gets back up to her feet and whips Veronica into the corner, second rope brainbsuter! Japanese leg roll clutch but Tiger… 1… 2… kick out! Tiger now looks to go from behind, Veronica reverses, Tiger reverses again and locks in a side arm hold, Veronica is quick to react and finds the bottom rope before any damage can be done, Veronica now catches Tiger off guard with the kick, she has Tiger up and drops her with the stomach crusher, Tiger gets back up to her feet holding the ribs, standing high kick by Veronica, cover… 1… 2… kick out! Tiger and Veronica are back up, kick to the gut by Tiger and she flips over for the overhead kick, she picks Veronica back up, Red Tiger Driver, no! Veronica slips out, German suplex hold on Tiger… 1… 2… kick out! Blond Tremor Bomb coming up, Tiger slips out, kick to the gut, Red Tiger Driver! Cover… 1… 2… kick out! Tiger can’t believe it and picks her up again, RED TIGER DRIVER! Cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Magnificent Red Tiger
Time: 19:36
Audience (Strong Style): 85%
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scones)
Masked Punk vs. Eric Payne
Payne is first in with a punch to MP's face, but MP recovers to deliver a shoulder throw on Payne, Payne gets up's and tangles up with Punk for a dramatic test of strength, Payne delivers an elbow pat to MP's face, MP recovers for a huge lifting takedown, Punk helps up Payne only to be punched in the stomach for his troubles, Payne delivers a massive backbrain lariat from behind, and repeats the measure until MP becomes heavily stunned so Payne can deliver a swift knee to MP's ribs while he's down. Punk is up shoulder throw on Payne, Payne gets up and delivers a barrage of deadly punches and kicks, but MP counters with a Irish whip, Payne bounces of the ropes, SITOUT POWERBOMB ON PAYNE! THE COVER, BREAK! Payne hits the ropes just in time. Now Punk feels the tides turning and delivers a spinning backdrop then rolls Payne outside to catch his breath, WHAT’S THIS? Payne is grabbing something from under the ring, Punk now approaches Payne NO! Payne just smacked MP over the head with a chair! OMG! But Mr. Scones did not see it, now Payne in the ring and Hit his Belly-to-Belly Front Suplex, But Punk is up, Shoulder Throw, He quickly climbs to the top ropes and hits the FIREBIRD SPLASH! 1... 2... PAYNE KICKS OUT! Now both men are up and Payne runs and bounces of the ropes, HURRICA-RANA COUNTER BY MP! MP picks up Payne to deliver a standing kick to the head of Payne but he counters it for a Front Suplex and then follows up with the mounted punches, Punk counters UFC style and gets Payne into a arm lock but is forced to break the hold due to Payne being on the ropes. Payne is in control now as he lay's out Punk with a barrage of punches, now for the Cover 1... 2... MP KICKS OUT! Now MP is mad and whips Payne into the corner, WOW MP just hit the slingshot press on Payne COVER 1... 2... BREAK! Now Payne is up first and looks like MP has run out of gas, he hits the elbow drop many times before taunting MP. Now Payne performs his mounted punching routine on MP and the crowd tries and get MP to fight back by CHANTING his name, The ref breaks Payne's illegal hold then both men are on their feet, JUMPING FACEBUSTER FROM MP, MP is on the roll as he hits what looks like his take on the People's Elbow but Payne gets up and levels MP with a backbrain lariat, COVER 1... 2... LATE KICK OUT AT 2 BY MP! MP is PISSED and levels Payne with an Ace Crusher followed by the spinning wheel kick to the back of Payne’s head, The crowd goes wild but are quickly silenced seeing Payne kneeing MP to the gut, CYBER KNEE RUSH! Followed by what seems a like a mockery of MP running Elbow from earlier Payne now has a sadistic smirk on his face as he picks up MP but that's quickly vanquished by SCREWIN ON PAYNE! Now the cover 1... 2... KICK OUT AT 2! Payne is angry and levels MP again with a lariat which is followed up by a Full Nelson Buster, Payne rests before taunting the downed TMP, cover 1... 2... KICK OUT, Payne picks up MP before hitting another CYBER KNEE RUSH on MP. Cover 1... 2... LATE KICK OUT! MP goes for the back grapple but gets running bulldogged for his troubles, Payne rolls MP out of the ring as Scones begins to count; Payne grabs a chair from under the ring, WAIT! MP rolls out and hits a JUMPING FACE BUSTER on Payne into the concrete! The crowd goes 'ooooohhhh!' as Payne’s face slaps against the concrete floor, the refs count is on 18 ... 19 MP rolls into the ring 20! DING DING DING!
Winner by count out: Masked Punk
Time: 12:32
Audience (Strong Style): 66%
3. <<<Women's Championship>>> (Referee: Mr. Scones)
Akira Blaze vs. Kaoru Tanaka
A test of strength starts the match and the champion hits a drop toe hold on Blaze, Blaze gets up to receive another drop toe hold by Tanaka , Blaze is up and trips up Tanaka followed by a dropkick to the head of the downed champion. Tanaka gets up and grabs Blaze, DOUBLE ARM SUPLEX! The champ now picks up the challenger, face scratch followed by another double arm suplex, The champ picks up Blaze before hitting an elbow pat then rolls Blaze for a jumping knee drop to Blaze's back. Akira gets up and hit's the elbow to the back of the Champ, what's this? Bow and Arrow submission by Akira on Tanaka, The champ gets out of the hold and both fighters get up, Tanaka tries to end the match early with the K’Driver but is reversed by Blaze, now Akira Blaze is pumped up and hit's a furry of punches to the face and body of Tanaka sending her reeling to the ground, the champ gets up to deliver a body slam on the challenger, Akira gets up and hits a roll up on Tanaka BREAK! The challenger misjudged the distance to the ropes, both fighters are up but Tanaka tries to rip off the mask of Akira Blaze but gets Twisted back drop for her troubles. Both women are down, who can make it to their feet first? They both get up at the same time SUPLEX BY TANAKA, Tanaka seems like she's in control and hit's another body slam on Akira Blaze, The crowd is cheering for Blaze to make a comeback and she does with a fast combo of chops to the head of the champion before picking up the champ and hitting NO wait roll up reversal by Tanaka 1... 2... KICK OUT! Akira gets to her feet and suplexs the champ, the crowd go wild as she tries a to submit Tanaka with a R.Y.U SPECAL! Tanaka furiously tries to wriggle free and manages to stand up and hit a modified chin crusher, both fighters stand up and now Blaze bounces off the ropes with the LARIAT, she picks up the champion and whips the champ into the corner, TOP ROPE POWERBOMB COVER 1...2.. LATE KICK OUT! Akira goes for the submission but gets kicked to the head by the champ followed by a Suplex. Akira Blaze is up first and whips the Champ into the ropes and hit's another running lariat before landing the dreaded mini chops to the head of the champ, the crowd chant 'WOOOOO!' Rick Flair style as each on connects, now for the cover, 1... 2... KICK OUT! The champ out of desperation gets up first and hits the DDT on Blaze before picking her up again for a German whip suplex, Akira is up and gets a headlock punch for her troubles, now it's the champ with a another dropkick! Akira is up first and hit's a leg trip takedown on the Champ before locking in the R.Y.U special, The Champ reaches the ropes and the hold is broken, Now it's the Champ with a Double Arm suplex, followed by a run to the ropes, WHAM! She hit's a running knee drop on the challenger, Tanaka picks up Blaze, Death Valley Bomb! COVER! 1... 2... VERY LATE 2 KICK OUT! Both women stand and the champ deliver’s a suplex on Akira Blaze Cover 1... 2... LATE 2 KICK OUT! Both women are looking to end this match now DEATH VALLEY BOMB BY TANAKA AGAIN! Tanaka takes a rest instead of the fall, WHAT IS SHE DOING? Tanaka picks up the Challenger, DDT! The champ tries for the Fall 1... 2... LATE KICKOUT! Now both fighters slowly find their feet DEADLY HEAT! DEADLY HEAT OUT OF NOWHERE! Akira blaze with the pin and the crowd counts along 1... 2... 3... SHE'S DONE IT!
Winner and NEW Women’s champion: Akira Blaze
Time: 13:57
Audience (Strong Style): 78%
4. <<<Junior Weight Championship>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Venom vs. Juan Leche(c)
Junior Weight gold on the ling, Venom starts off quick with some strong style slap to Leche, Leche retaliates with a few middle kicks, Venom tries to whip him into the corner but Leche sales up and back flips over top of Venom, the tie up and Leche looks to work on the legs with the elbow stamp, whip to the ropes on Venom, Venom holds on, Leche tries to whip him again but Venom gets the face scratch in, Leche comes back and gets a face full of knees from Venom! Leche is quick to shake it off though, low dropkick to Venom keeps him grounded long enough for Leche to follow up with a knee drop, Venom is slot to get back to his feet but Leche takes him back down with the DDT, chin lock now locked in on Venom, Venom wisely finds the bottom rope and breaks the hold, Leche now looks for the scoop slam, Venom floats over, Leche turns around and Venom plants him with the avalanche press, Leche back to his feet, Venom from behind, twisted backdrop! Venom capitalizes now on the downed Leche with a couple stiff knees to the ribs, Venom picks him back up and whips Leche into the ropes, dolphin backbreaker finds its mark as Venom continues to single out his ribs, quick cover by Venom… 1… 2… kick out! Leche and Venom are back up, Venom tries to go for some step kick but Leche counters into the dragon screw, upright figure four now locked in by Leche, Venom is far from the ropes as Leche continues to apply the pressure, Venom slowly makes his way to the ropes, looks like Leche can’t hold him anymore as he finally breaks the hold. Leche now in control, Irish whip on Venom followed by the dropkick, he goes up to the top rope, double knee drop across the chest of Venom, cover… 1… 2… kick out! Venom charges back now, DDT on Leche, he picks him back up, tie up from behind, dragon suplex hold! Amazing bridge by Venom as Couto counts… 1… 2… kick out! Venom now whips Leche into the corner and connects with a swing reverse DDT! Cover again by Venom… 1… 2… kick out! Venom is pissed and goes to the outside and grabs the Junior Weight championship off the timekeepers desk, he slides in and looks to swing at Leche, Leche ducks and dropkicks the belt into Venom’s face! Venom’s down, Leche Lock! Leche has the hold locked in but Venom is too close to the ropes and breaks the hold! Leche’s got the championship belt now; Venom gets up to his feet holding his throat, green mist! Leche gets the belt up and blocks it, Venom looks for more mist but Leche catches him with the DDT! Leche plants the belt on Venom’s stomach and goes up top, LECHE SPLASH ON VENOM AND THE BELT! Leche holds his ribs in pain as he drapes the arm across the chest, cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Juan Leche
Time: 19:05
Audience (Lucha Style): 92%
5. <<<Tag Team Championship>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Alex The Greater & Blood Gladiator vs. Flare & Shadow(c)
Alex and Flare lock up into a ToS in the centre of the ring, Flare is able to take Alex off his feet with the drop toehold, Alex comes back with a simple takedown, they tie back up and Alex catches a elbow to the throat followed by another drops toehold, Flare hits a couple more elbows to the head before making the quick tag to Shadow, Shadow whips Alex into but its reverses and Shadow is sent into the corner, Alex hits a few stiff headbutts in the corner, Shadow tires to come back with the middle kick but its blocked by Alex, grapple from behind by Alex, backbrain lariat! He picks Shadow back up and looks to go from behind again but Shadow counters with he overhead kick, tag back to Flare as Alex makes the tag to Gladiator, Flare takes Gladiator down with the scoop slam, Gladiator gets back up to his feet and retaliates with some quick chops tot eh chest of Flare, Gladiator now takes Flare down with the headlock stamp and follows it up with the falling headbutt, he ties Flare’s arms back as Alex comes in for the quick lariat. Cover by Gladiator… 1… 2… kick out! Flare now gets back up, release northern lights suplex finds its mark on Gladiator, Gladiator now attempts a suplex but it’s countered by Flare with a suplex of his own, Gladiator is back up but not for long as Flare connects with the enzeguri, another cover… 1… 2… save by Alex. Gladiator mounts the comeback now, headbutt rush on Flare followed by the running guillotine leg drop, Flare is back up and Gladiator connects with the jumping DDT, cover… 1… 2… save by Shadow. Flare manages to get in a few shots holding Gladiator back long enough to make the tag to Shadow, Shadow explodes out of the gates and almost takes with the Shining Wizard, cover… 1… 2… save by Alex! Flare comes in now and all four men battle it out, Flare is able to take Alex out of the ring with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, Gladiator is back up to his feet and connects with a jumping pile driver on Shadow, he quickly goes up to the top, diving headbutt… no! Shadow moves out of the way and Gladiator gets nothing but canvas, Shadow picks him back up, IN THE SHADOWS… CRITICAL! Couto goes to check on Gladiator, he’s out of it! Alex rushes in with a steel chair but it’s too late, Flare and Shadow retain!
Winners by K.O.: Flare & Shadow
Time: 15:41
Audience (Strong Style): 74%
"Bled for Days" hits, and the challenger to the Death Match Championship, Twinky McLanahan makes his way to the caged ring, singapore cane in hand and pockets bulging with God only knows what... but doesn't enter, even after being yelled at by the referee.
"Scum of the Earth" starts playing over the PA system, and before Viper's even halfway down the ramp Twinky's up to meet him and cracking the Singapore cane against Viper's sides and shoulders. Viper, for the most part, just taking the beating, but not doing much more than light flinching. The cane breaks on Viper's shoulder, and Twinky's looking at Viper, at the broken cane, Viper again, the cane, KNOWING something's up, but not sure what... but before Twinky can really get any sense of what's happening, Viper grabs Twinky by the neck, and throws him down the ramp towards the ring; and Twinky rolls nearly the rest of the way, cane still in hand.
Viper's following close by, and grabs Twinky, seemingly trying to choke the life out of him, and it looks like Twinky's digging in one of his pockets for something...
-CLICK, BAM!-
What the hell was that? Viper's backing off, holding his eye, and Twinky's smiling... LOOK AT THAT! Staple gun in his hand! Twinky kips up onto his feet, and as Viper stumbles around, the Hardcore Icon tips over one of the C4 barrels, dumping a couple of bricks onto the floor. Twinky scoops up a couple blocks, and places it onto the ground... but when he turns to bring the pain to Viper, the Death Match champion surprises the Hardcore Icon by grabbing Twinky and running him back first into the cage! This match has yet to start and these men are trying to kill each other already!
Viper drops Twinky, and pulls him up by the shirt, but Twinky with a low blow knocks Viper for a brief loop. Twinky stumbles slightly, grabs Viper and pulls him backward in a Russian Leg Sweep onto the C4, setting it off!
Viper bounces off like he's just received Smackdown: HCtP as the Worst. Christmas Gift. Ever! Ew, look at his back! It's all smoldery!
Twinky straddles Viper's back, and drops his weight onto the nasty area to put more pain on Viper... the champion throws himself up, and tosses Twinky off, and Viper stands up... Twinky's getting up woozy, and Viper thanks Twinky for the hospital bills by ramming his head against the cage, and scraping it off with the barbed wire! Ew... Viper grabs Twinky by the waist, and tosses him into the cage, as Viper follows so we can FINALLY get a legit start to this match up!
6. <<<Death Match Championship>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Twinky McLanahan vs. Viper(c)
Viper starts by charging straight for Twinky, he shoulder blocks him to the ground, Twinky is up instantly, Viper with a kick then a windpipe chop, he throws Twinky right into the electrified cage! Twinky stumbles back after receiving the shock, he then gets knocked on his face after a backbrain lariat, Viper hauls him up to his feet, shoulderbreaker, Twinky gets up, Viper tries a kick, Twinky catches it, spins him around then connects with a rolling sole butt, Viper stays on his feet, Twinky with an enziguri, Viper still standing. Twinky performs several knuckle arrows then a razor suplex, he quickly performs a guillotine leg drop, cover, 1……kickout, Twinky lifts Viper, Viper manages to knee him in the gut then hit a big lariat attack. Viper lifts Twinky to his feet, short arm clothsline, Twinky stays standing, Viper hits him with a vertical brainbuster. Viper sets up the Viper Bomb, but Twinky delivers a back drop. Viper gets to his feet, Twinky with a sole butt rush, then a skewer DDT. Twinky sets up the Truck Driver Driver, Viper slips over, he spins Twinky around, kick to the gut, he sets up the Viper Bomb once again……
BOOM!!
The smoke clears. Both men are laying in heaps at opposite sides of the ring. They get up at pretty much the same time, they trade punches, Twinky ducks under a Poisonous Lariat, Viper turns around, TRUCK DRIVER DRIVER! Cover, 1……2……3!
Winner and NEW Death Match champion: Twinky McLanahan
Time: 16:03
Audience (Hardcore Style): 72%
7. <<<Prime Time TV Championship>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Jay Rudawa vs. Ross Cowan(c)
BAH GAWD we’ve got a pair of HOSS in this one.. They start off cautious, Cowan throws a few punches and Jay tries to shoot in with a few low kicks. Nothing connects, so they go into a test of strength. That resolves nothing either, so Cowan just scoops Jay up and slams him on his ass. The boss gives a little taunt, but Jay nips up and they tie up again. Collar and elbow, Cowan pushes Jay to the ropes, Rudawa reverses the Irish whip but Cowan grabs the top rope. Cowan comes back with a toe kick and goes for a brainbuster, but Jay counters into one of his own. He goes to follow up but gets taken down with a snap mare. Back up, Cowan takes him back down with a swinging neckbreaker. Up again, fireman’s carry! Cowan’s putting on a clinic, and adds a little flash with the flashing elbow. He picks Rudawa up again, Jay fires back with a jab but Cowan right back with a punch to the gut. He forces Jay to the corner and whip him to the opposite side, Jay runs and backflips out of the corner, hitting a dynamic pose. Cowan charges from behind, but Jay sees him in the corner of his eye and catches him with an arm drag! He drags Cowan to the center of the ring in a front headlock, then buries an elbow between his shoulder blades and a knee into his ribs. He follows up with a dragon screw, and now the momentum seems to have shifted… He whips Cowan to the far side and catches him on the rebound with an ippon-zeoi, and follows with a dropkick to the face. Cowan won’t stay down though, and fights back with a fireman’s carry. They start to trade strikes now, Cowan with punches and chops and Jay with the kicks. Jay hits the ropes, but Cowan doesn’t budge! Cowan hits the ropes, but Jay holds his ground as well! Now they are criss-crossing, when suddenly Cowan plants his feet, pivots, and sends Jay sailing with a released front suplex whip! Jay no-sells and comes right back with an ippon-zeoi! Cowan won’t sell either and hits another standing front suplex throw! He goes for the first cover of the match, one count only! Jay gets up and gives Cowan a STIFF elbow in the jaw, but Cowan responds by suplexing him AGAIN! What a f’n hoss! Jay gets up and fights back with a knee lift rush, then slams Cowan face first into the turnbuckles. He goes to follow up, but Cowan tosses him through the ropes and takes a breather. Jay slides back in, and Jay gets suplexed, northern lights whip variety. Cowan follows up with a front neck chancre. He goes for a second northern lights, but Jay reverses with a DDT and low dropkick to the head. But Cowan WON’T stay down! Blizzard Cowan-plex gets a flat 2. Wrist Clutch Cowan Plex! Jay gets up groggy.. Cowan with a waistlock but Jay goes behind, dragon suplex! 1…2…kickout. He hits another dragon screw, then holds on to follow up with a submission, but Cowan kicks him in the face. Irish whip, and yet another front suplex! HOSS I tells ya! Jay comes right back with a Lygah Bomb for 2. He follows it up with a tombstone, but Cowan is RIGHT BACK with a COWAN SPECIAL! 1…2…2.9! Jay somehow gets to his feet and NAILS a leg feed enziguri, making his own cover…. 1…2…2.9! Cowan’s back up, snap suplex! Whip to the ropes, and a jumping neckbreaker. Jay’s back up, and he hits another Lyger Bomb outta nowhere! 2.99! He gets Cowan up groggy, backbrain high kick! Moonsault Press across the back! Cowan back again with a Wrist Clutch Cowan Plex!!! Front suplex whip! He locks in the Thistle Lock, and he’s between Jay and the ropes! Jay looks to be in trouble, but he’s fighting to get parallel to the ropes. He looks like he might actually turn it over… Cowan fights back into position, but Jay has the ropes! Cowan charges at him, but Jay sends him face first into the turnbuckle! Another moonsault, and now Cowan’s in the ropes! Front suplex again, BAH GAWD! Cowan ducks the Stardust Memory, but Jay lands on his feet and hits the Lyger Bomb again!! 1! 2! Cowan kicks out!~ Tombstone by Jay, and a cover! 1…2…2.99!! Swinging neckbreaker from Cowan stops the momentum, Irish whip from Cowan, but Jay ducks the lariat. He turns right into a Blizzard Cowan Plex, but it’s in the ropes! Front Neck Chancre! URANAGE! Jay no sells and hits the Psychocommunity! HOSS Cowan is back up again and hits the Blizzard Cowan Plex! But it’s in the ropes just like last time! If this was really me talking I’d be getting hoarse! He gets up and turns away from the ropes before hitting another one! 1…2…2.99! Fighting spirit! Front Neck Chancre from Cowan! That HOSS is a suplex machine! People’s-I mean, Scotsman’s Elbow! Cowan pushes Jay into a corner, but he fights out with a high kick rush! He hits the ropes, and nails a leg lariat! Cowan fights back still with a snap suplex, and goes for the Thistle Lock but he’s practically lying in the ropes.. Speaking of ropes, he throws Jay right over them with a front suplex! Cowan collapses to catch his breath while Holmes starts the count. Jay gets a few quick breaths himself but is still back in by 5. He immediately whips Cowan into a corner and punishes him with the face wash! He hits another moonsault, but Cowan is rolled onto his stomach. He goes for a leg drop, but Cowan rolls out of the way… He scoops Jay up and hits the Wrist Clutch Cowan Plex! K-Lift~! He goes to follow up, but Jay stuns him with a mid kick and hits another leg lariat. He picks Cowan up, Stardust Memory~! But he doesn’t go for the cover! He hits another leg lariat, and another Stardust Memory!!!! COVER, this could be it, 1!... 2!... 2.999999999999999999999999!! Sweet mother of GAWD~! Jay looks exhausted, he can’t figure out what he has to do to put Cowan away! He hits another moonsault to the back, and that’s GOT to be hurting Cowan by now… Jay rolls him over and covers, Cowan kicks out again! LYGER BOMB!! 2.9!!! H. O. S. S!!!!! Jay can’t believe this, he goes for the Stardust Memory, but Cowan ducks! Cowan’s measuring him, COWAN F’N SPECIAL!!! 1! 2! 3!!! Cowan put him away! What a phucking match!! I’m tired…
Winner by pin fall: Ross Cowan
Time: 20:31
Audience (Strong Style): 90%
8. <<<Battle Royal>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Tranzfusion vs. Trek Storm vs. Ryan Rose vs. Crimson
The four competitors are standing in the ring, eagerly awaiting the bell to ring. Sean Coughlan steps into the middle of the ring and holds the mic up to his mouth..
[Sean]: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to inform you that due to the danger of this match getting out of hand quickly, C-CWA officials have decided to make this match no-holds barred, falls count anywhere!"
Big pop from the crowd, we get close up camera shots of all 4 men smiling at the news.
Ding Ding Ding, we're underway. Tranz and Rose lock up, Crimson and Trek start exchanging right and left hands. Rose takes Tranz down with a drop toe hold, Tranz hops back up to his feet, Crimson and Trek are exchanging chops now, with each one drawing a louder "Ooooooh!" from the crowd. Rose whips Tranz to the ropes then chases after him, he connects with a lariat, sending Tranz over the ropes to the outside. Crimson applies a side headlock on Trek, Trek hits several sharp elbow jabs then manages to get behind Crimson and perform a belly to back suplex, Rose dropkicks Trek in the side of the head while he's getting up, then whips him to the corner, Rose unleashes several stiff jabs on Trek while he's in the corner, Trek slumps down, Rose chokes him with his boot, Crimson is up, he spins Rose around and knees him in the gut then delivers a DDT. On the outside, Tranz searches around under the ring, he gets a steel chair, and a pair of nun-chucks, he slides back into the ring wielding the chair, Tranz waits for Crimson to turn around, and smacks him right in the face, leaving a fairly large dent in the chair. Rose and Trek get up at the same time, Tranz throws the chair at Trek, he catches it, Tranz pulls out the nun-chucks and does some fancy shit with them before smacking Rose in the side of the head, Tranz turns around and manages to avoid a chair swing from Trek, he tries to hit him with the nun-chucks but Trek blocks it with the chair, kicks him in the gut, then almost breaks the chair in half across Tranz's skull. Trek throws the chair to the ground then leaves the ring, he lifts up the apron and looks around, he hoists out 3 tables, each one getting a bigger pop from the crowd as he brings it out. Trek sets up two of the tables side by side, then sets up the third on top of them. Trek goes underneath the ring again, this time he pulls out a stupidly large ladder that wouldn't really have any use other than for people to jump off. But that's the way it goes. All 3 men are up in the ring now, Crimson and Rose perform a double suplex on Tranz then exchange strikes, Trek slides back into the ring with the ladder, he leans it against one of the corners then stands watching the fist fight between Crimson and Rose. Crimson gets the upper hand, and knocks Rose to the ground with a flying kneel kick. Trek spins Crimson around and delivers a reverse suplex, Crimson quickly gets to his feet, Trek feeds Crimson his leg, then delivers an enziguri. Tranz and Rose start double teaming Trek, they hit a double dropkick, staggering Trek, Rose then hoists him up for a piledriver, Tranz jumps up onto the top rope then leaps down, pushing Trek's legs for a spike piledriver. Crimson gets to his feet, Rose and Tranz look to go for a double clothsline on him, but Rose ends up hitting a short arm clothsline on Tranz instead. Rose then with the Reality Check on Crimson, Crimson stumbles back into the corner, Rose punches him in the ribs, then climbs up onto the second rope, he punches him in the head a few times, then the crowd start counting along, Crimson manages to headbutt Rose in the balls, he then pushes him over the top all the way to the outside! Crimson kicks Trek in the gut as he's getting up, then delivers a high angle powerbomb. 1………2……….kickout. Tranz rolls to the outside and lifts Rose to his feet, he sits him on the barricade then climbs onto the apron, Tranz appeals to the crowd then dives off the apron with a missile dropkick, catching Rose right in the face. Tranz gets up to his feet then hops over the barricade, he makes a cover on Rose, but it takes Mr Scotland too long to get out of the ring and into the crowd, and Rose kicks out before a 1 count. Back in the ring, Crimson has Trek locked in a high power boston crab, Trek struggles to the ropes, and manages to grab onto the bottom rope, but Crimson has no reason to release the hold as Mr Scotland is still out in the crowd with Rose and Tranz. Mr Scotland finally turns around and sees what's happening, and yells at Crimson to break the hold. Crimson breaks it and gets out of the ring, he pulls Trek out with him then goes underneath the ring, he pulls out a hockey stick, Crimson delivers a hard shot to Trek's ribs then starts choking him with it, since they're outside the ring Mr Scotland can't do anything about it. Tranz and Rose are now back over the barricade, and they are brawling up the ramp. Crimson releases the choke on Trek then slides him back into the ring. Crimson whips Trek into the ladder leaning against the corner, he then taunts him and tries a space rolling elbow, Trek dodges out the way and Crimson collides with the ladder, Trek delivers a rolling sole butt, knocking Crimson down, Trek then picks up the ladder, and DRIVES it down into Crimson's ribcage. Tranz and Rose are up at the top of the stage now, Tranz with a high jump facebuster, he makes a cover, Mr Scotland has to sprint all the way up the ramp to count, 1……2..kickout. Trek sets up the ladder in the ring, and starts climbing. Tranz hoists Rose to his feet, Rose delivers a quick series of jabs to his gut, jab to the face, Tranz staggers back, getting closer to the edge of the stage..Rose with another jab…Tranz is right on the edge now…Rose takes a step back…REALITY CHECK! Tranz flies backwards off the stage, hitting right into a huge Christmas tree set up by the ramp! The cameras look down at Tranz, who's twisted around horribly, and has several pieces of tinsel covering him. Rose climbs down off the stage and makes a cover, Mr Scotland hops down with him, 1……….2……..3! Tranz is going to need some medical attention. In the ring, Trek is on top of the ladder, he flies off with a HUGE diving elbow drop, connecting right on Crimson's ribcage, he makes a cover. Mr Scotland is just climbing back up onto the stage, he has to sprint back to the ring, the poor guy must be exhausted. Mr Scotland climbs into the ring, 1…………2……….shoulder up! Trek is pissed at Mr Scotland for taking so damn long. Rose now climbs onto the stage and just sits down, watching the action in the ring. Trek leaves the ring and grabs the hockey stick from earlier, he slides back in and smacks Crimson in the back with it. Trek is about to hit a HUGE overhead swing that would have probably killed Crimson, but Crimson manages a low blow. Trek drops the hockey stick. Crimson gets to his feet, he performs an STO. Crimson pulls Trek back up and then takes him to the outside, Crimson smashes Trek's face off the announce table then rolls him up onto it. Crimson climbs up with him and he sets up Trek for his own move, the Last Resort. Trek manages to slip over at the last second, it's his turn to set Crimson up for the Last Resort, he nails it! Last Resort through the announce table! Both men lay motionless. Rose sprints down the ramp, he gets into the ring and repositions the ladder, just next to the ropes at the side of the ring where Trek stacked the tables up earlier in the match. Trek crawls over and lays his arm across Crimson's chest, 1………2……..kickout! Both men lay motionless, Rose finally decides to get back involved and he climbs out of the ring, he lifts both of them up and rolls them into the ring. Trek gets up first, Rose knocks him back down with a Bed of Roses. Crimson gets up, Rose looks to hit him with the Long Kiss Goodnight, Crimson ducks it, Rose gets up quickly, Crimson kicks him square in the balls, Crimson Cutter! Cover, 1……..2…….kickout! Crimson lifts Rose to his feet, they trade fairly weak punches with each other, Trek now on his feet, he takes both men down with a clothsline, they both get up at the same time, Trek tries the same again and they duck it, they perform a double suplex, Crimson makes the cover, 1……..2…..kickout, Crimson gets to his feet, Rose drills his head into the mat with a skewer DDT. Rose then hits Trek with the Withering Rose. Crimson gets up, Rose grabs him and throws him to the outside, Rose follows him and picks him up off the ground, Rose takes Crimson around to the stacked tables, Long Kiss Goodnight! Rose lifts Crimson once again, he pulls him onto the first table, he then lays him on the top table, Rose hops across onto the apron then gets into the ring. Trek gets to his feet, Rose takes him down with a DDT. Rose then slowly starts climbing the ladder, the crowd are going insane as they realize what he's going to do…Rose reaches the top and is steadying himself…just as he's about to dive off, Trek manages to push the ladder! it tips forward, Rose goes flying off and lands on Crimson, sending both of them crashing through the three tables!!! Quite possibly the biggest "HOLY SHIT!" chant in C-CWA history breaks out. Trek walks over and leans over the ropes, he looks down to see total carnage. Mr Scotland notices Rose's arm is on Crimson's chest, he counts, 1………..2…….3! Trek exits the ring and wades through the mess of broken tables, and bodies. He picks Rose up and rolls him into the ring. Trek lifts the totally lifeless Rose up, and delivers the Last Resort, right in the center of the ring. Trek casually makes a cover. 1……………2…………3!
Winner by pin fall: Trek Storm
Ryan Rose eliminated at: 24:43
Crimson eliminated at: 23:41
Tranzfusion eliminated at: 16:05
9. <<<World Heavyweight Championship>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Brian Lee vs. X-ANDER(c)
Main Event time!! Whee! X-ANDER makes his V1 defense against the man we all love to hate, and Holmes is back in the saddle baby. Giddy up. “Guerilla Radio” hits first, and Lee makes his way down the ramp to a roar of boos. He’s jawing with fans the whole way down, and almost punches a little old lady in the front row! That bastard. Ozzy hits next, ushering in the Champion and the place goes nuts! He holds the C-CWA Title high above his head for everyone to see as he makes his way the ring. X is in the ring, and we go to Sean Coughlan for the introduction.
[Sean]: Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s time for the main event! The following match is scheduled for one fall, with a 60-minute time limit. And it is for the Cross-Continental Wrestling Alliance World Heavyweight Championship! Officiating this match will be Mr. John Holmes! And now, the challenger… He stands 185 cm, weighing in at 106 kg. He hails from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, and is a member of Team Violence- BRIAN LEE! His opponent… 195 cm tall, 88kg, from parts unknown. He is the 2003 Bound For Glory Winner, and he is the reigning and defending C-CWA Heavyweight Champion of the World- THIS. IS. X-ANDER!!!!
Sean can barely get out of the way in time, as they immediately lock into a ToS. Lee breaks loose and pounds X with an elbow shot, then takes him over with an arm drag. He clamps on the front headlock and tries to choke out the champ. Go behind, but X fights out with a coconut crush. On the way back up Lee goes to the eyes, and reapplies the headlock He pulls X to the middle and drops him, taunting him to try again. They lock up again, and Lee takes him over with a snap mare. Lee scoops him up, another elbow pat, and a rapid dragon screw. X looks to be in early trouble, so he slides to the floor to catch his breath. Lee grabs him by the hair, but X drops down bringing him throat first across the ropes. He rolls back it and pounds Lee across the back with an ax handle, but Lee stays right on his with a hair assisted snap mare. X rolls through it and catches Lee right in the face with a right hand, following with a hard scoop slam. And another for good measure… He goes for a cover, but doesn’t even get a one and now it’s Lee’s turn to slide to the floor. He tries to sneak up on X and hit a vertical suplex, but the Champ blocks it, and dumps Lee right back out to the floor! Lee climbs more gingerly this time, only to get the boots laid to him some more. But he takes control back with a low blow undetected by Holmes, and applies an Indian death lock. X shows a lot of leg strength, and powers up, actually countering into the X Lock! But Lee is only mere inches from the ropes and grabs them immediately to break the hold. Lee grabs X by the trunks and throws him through the ropes to the floor, flipping off him and the crowd afterwards. He reaches through the ropes to “help” X back into but gets caught with another right hand. X comes in from behind and hits a knee crusher, then shifts it to a pendulum backbreaker. He’s still holding on, looks like he’s going for a backdrop but Lee lands on his feet and plants him with a reverse DDT. He whips him to the far side, and hits him on the rebound with a sole butt. X hunches over and Lee sets him up for the double arm DDT, but X counters out into a back drop and bridges for the pin, 1…2-kickout. X goes for a HUGE lariat but misses, and Lee hits another low blow, this time very much detected by Holmes. But Lee doesn’t care, as he just flips him off. He goes back to the death lock for a second, but then transitions it into his own version of the X Lock! He’s got it locked in pretty damn tight, but somehow, X is crawling towards the ropes on his elbows. Lee lets go of the facelock, trying to maintain his leverage and pull him back, but X does a push-up, lunges, and finally grabs the bottom rope! Lee gets up, stomping away, and pulls him back to the middle of the ring and covers. 1…2…kickout. Lee picks him up, and hits a snap suplex.. He rolls the hips, and hits another! He’s still holding onto the facelock, he hooks a leg, but X blocks the Gimmick Buster! And another block! Lee finally gives up and turns him over, planting the Champion with a reverse DDT instead. He tells the people X is number 1 in his very own special way, then he goes to the top and nails a beautiful frog splash! He hooks the near leg, 1…2…2.5! He hooks it again, 2.5! A third time, 2.5! Lee pounds the mat in frustration, and begins to argue with Holmes. He never sees X behind him, and gets crushed with a huge lariat! X looks out to the fans, then goes low with a knee to the junk of Lee! The crowd loves it! He picks up Lee, who’s in pain, and hits the Vampire Killer!? I wasn’t expecting it right there, but apparently neither was Lee! He didn’t even try to counter it! X locks in the uh.. X Lock, and this one might be over sooner than anticipated! Lee doesn’t look to be making much movement, and Holmes raises his hand once. Drops. Twice. Drops. A third time, and it dro-NO! Lee’s still in this thing,-and wait just a minute! It’s Prodigy coming down the ramp. X lets go of the hold, and goes out on the ramp to meet him. Prodigy charges and goes for a Hansen lariat, but X ducks, and comes back with one of his own! He’s backing towards the ring, but Lee has regained his wits, and pulls him through the ropes into a schoolboy! He’s got his feet on the ropes! No! 1…2…wait! Holmes sees Lee’s feet on the ropes! Lee looks pissed! He shoves Holmes, but gets shoved right back into the arms of X! Nail in the Coffin II! 1…2…2.9! X goes up top now, he’s calling for the elbow, but Prodigy is back up and holding his foot! X kicks him off, but here comes Lee! SUPAH GIMMICK BUSTER~!!! X looks dead! Lee crawls over into the cover, but Holmes is over ordering Prodigy to the back!! Lee and Prodigy are both screaming at him to count, but he refuses until Prodigy hits the back! He finally does, and Holmes makes the count, 1…2…2.999!! X kicked out, and Lee is beside himself! He picks X up, and carries him over to the corner. It looks like he’s going to do it again! Another one might break his neck… But X is fighting back! He shoves Lee off the top, and hits a HUGE elbow! Discus Punch! Vampire Killer! Nail In the Coffin! Literally! 1…2…3! X retains, and finishes Lee off decisively in the end!
Winner by pin fall: X-ANDER
Time: 13:19
Audience (King’s Road Style): 73%
[Cross]: DeMarco, X-ANDER has done it again! All the cheating Lee and Team Violence have thrown at him and he was still able to successfully defend his championship. Lee has to be beside himself, what is it going to take to keep X down?
[DeMarco]: Lee was cheated out of the win Cross! He had X-ANDER beat after that HUGE Super Gimmick Buster, Prodigy was just there to lend moral support, I didn’t seen any “cheating”.
[Cross]: Were you seeing the same match I was? Holmes did the right thing!
[DeMarco]: X-ANDER’s luck will run out soon, he hasn’t seen the last of Team Violence or Brian Lee.
[Cross]: We’re out of time fans! Thanks for tuning in and from DeMarco and myself, see you in the New Year!
…The shot fades showing Prodigy running down back to the ring to help Lee to his feet, X-ANDER grabs his championship and ducks out through the sea of humanity, celebrating with all the fans.
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