Post by CyberTranz on Sept 23, 2009 8:28:50 GMT -6
1. <<<3 Way Dance>>> (Referee: Paul)
Powersurge vs. Billy Rodgers vs. Puppet
Both Puppet and Billy try to take out Power from the start but both are sent down to the mat with hard clubbing hammer blows. Billy gets back up to his feet and nails the drop toehold on Puppet; Puppet retaliates with the knee to the face. Power comes back in the picture now and punches Puppet in the back of the head, Billy tries to suplex Power but he cant get him over, Puppet joins the picture and both of them manage to hit the double suplex. Billy takes Puppet down again with the drop toehold and applies the sickle hold; Power comes from the side to break the hold. Power now grapples Puppet from behind, reverse powerbomb, Billy goes down for the cover but Power kicks him off. Power and Billy tie up in the ToS, Billy steps over and hits the peace crusher 2, jackknife hold but Power easily kicks out. Puppet comes back and hits the kick to the shins on Billy, Billy’s down and Puppet reaches for the sickle now, carving it in the head of Billy till Billy breaks free. Puppet’s feeling good about himself now taunting to the crowd; Power comes from behind, chokeslam! Puppet’s down and he doesn’t appear to be getting up, Paul calls for the elimination. Billy comes charging at Power; fisherman buster and now applies the fish stretch sleeper, Power is in the ropes. He picks up Billy by the hair, stiff lifting takedown. Power keeps Billy grounded now with the mounted punches, Billy gets the foot on the ropes and Paul calls for the break. Billy looks to go for the Ho Down, blocked by Power and Power connects for the original powerbomb. Power stops to flex his muscles and picks Billy back up, The True Power! The cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Powersurge
Time: Billy Rodgers - 14:44, Puppet - 7:57
Audience: n/a
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Paul)
Tape Cracker vs. Shadow
Shadow starts off the match by taking Tape down with the cyclone whip, Tape gets back up to his feet and Shadow hits another. Thrust to the throat now followed by the snap suplex, Shadow is really on fire in the opening moment. Tape gets his head back in the game, nailing Shadow with the high knee, Shadow whipped into the corner, Tape goes in with the kenka kick. Shadow goes for the sidekick, Tape blocks and Shadow gets the other leg up, enzeguri! Tape gets back up to his feet; Shadow lands the spinning back kick. Tape now tries to from behind but Shadow nails another kick to the head with the overhead kick. Tape stumbles back up to his feet, Michinoku Driver, the cover but Tape kicks out. Tape now picks up Shadow, stomach crusher. He show boats to the fans, this could cause him. Tape picks him up now, Canadian hammer coming up, no Shadow reverses it into the ultra rana, the cover but Tape kicks out. Shadow hits another snap suplex, quick alter jackknife hold, Tape wont stay down. Both men back in the grapple, Face Full by Tape leaves Shadow unstable, he stumbles back in, jewel cutter! Cover by Tape now but Shadow kicks out. Shadow now whips Tape into the corner, Shadow charges but Tape moves out of the way. Shadow is now set up on the top, Tape hits the super rolling hold, the cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Tape Cracker
Time: 12:26
Audience (Freestyle): 85
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: AP)
Venom vs. Rey Mysterio
The match starts with a staredown, Rey goes for a kick but Venom catches his foot but Rey counters that with a step backbrain kick, Rey whips Venom into the corner and then follows up with a somersault kick. Venom only seems angered by it and quickly takes Rey down with a flying mare and then delivers a piledriver to him, Venom goes for a pin 1…2.. No Rey kicks out in time. Venom pulls him up and delivers a razor suplex but he hangs on and delivers another and hangs on again and delivers a third suplex, Venom whips him against the ropes but Rey comes back with some flying head scissors. Rey rolls Venom up in a rolling prawn hold 1….2… No Venom gets out of the hold in time, Rey delivers a peace crusher 2 and then goes up top, he waits for Venom to stand up then he delivers a missile dropkick, Rey whips Venom into the corner and tries to follow it up with but Venom nails him in the face with his feet. Venom goes behind but Rey counters with a roll up pin 1…2… No Venom gets up quickly and dropkicks the sitting Rey in the face, Venom pulls Rey up to his feet and goes for a slam but Rey slides down his back but Venom turns around and kicks him in the gut and then delivers a dangerous DDT, Venom then signals for the end, Poison Driver in the middle of the ring 1….2….3.
Winner by pin fall: Venom
Time: 20:22
Audience (Freestyle): 73%
4. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: AP)
Ross Cowan & Twinky McLanahan vs. The Sharpshooters
Cowan and Jacob start the match, Jacob takes Cowan down with two body slams and a cyclone whip and then delivers a senton bomb, he goes for the pin 1…. No way too early for that. Jacob tags in Abdula and he goes for a piledriver but Cowan gives him a low blow and tags in Twinky, Twinky puts the boots to the downed Abdula before nearly pulling his leg off with a rapid dragon screw, Twinky poses to the crowd and Abdula tries making a tag but Twinky quickly punches Jacob off the apron. Twinky rams his knee into Abdula’s gut and then delivers a huge front suplex, he hooks the leg 1….2…. No Abdula gets a shoulder up, Twinky delivers another knee to the gut and then whips Abdula against the ropes but on the return Abdula just launches his body at Twinky, Abdula finally makes the tag to Jacob. Jacob whips Twinky into the corner and then the opposite corner and then the opposite corner again, Jacob then drops him to the floor with a stiff clothesline. Jacob pulls Twinky up and nails him with a twisting backdrop, he goes for the pin 1…2…. No Cowan comes in and breaks the count up by dropping a elbow to the back of Jacob’s head. Cowan and Twinky deliver a double suplex to Jacob, which sends him to the outside, Twinky, goes out after him but Abdula tries to stop Twinky but Twinky delivers the Truck Driver Driver to him CRITICAL. Abdula has been knocked out, which leaves Jacob all on his own. Twinky rolls Jacob back into the ring where Cowan is waiting COWAN SPECIAL but AP won’t count because Cowan isn’t the legal guy, Twinky gets into the ring as Cowan gets out, Twinky then delivers the Truck Driver Driver and tags in Cowan. Cowan comes in and delivers the Cowan Special again, he then takes the complete piss by pinning Jacob with his little finger 1….2….3.
Winners by pin fall: Ross Cowan & Twinky McLanahan
Time: 18:56
Audience (Freestyle): 95%
5. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: McGillicutty)
Bigg Rigg & Jamie Jones vs. Hando & Curry Man
Rigg and Hando start things out for us tonight. Rigg immediately with a Superkick, Hando's way too aware to take it, and pulls him over in a Victory Leg Hold. They get up, but Rigg trips Hando up with a Strangle Hold a. Just as Hando escapes it, Rigg elbows him down and drops some knees. Hando with some open hands, Rigg still going for that Superkick. He lands it, but Hando grabs it and flips him over, dropping a leg on his head. Rigg doesn't like that, and tags out. Both Jamie and Rigg slap on some quick submissions, but when Rigg leaves the ring, Hando leaves a mark with a chop.(Ooohhhhhhh!) Hando off the ropes, but Jamie does the same and floors Hando with a running jumpkick. Jamie goes for a DDT, but Hando throws him down and tags Curry Man in! The crowd pops as Curry enters the ring... and gets slammed right out! Cury slides back in, tripping Jamie, and dropping a leg. He then rocks Jamie with an enziguri. Jamie tags out to Rigg, and they double dropkick Curry down. Rigg off the ropes with a Sunset Flip. Curry right up, Rigg pulls him in.. Road Rage from nowhere! 1.....2.....Hando breaks it up as Jamie stands and watches Curry and Hando destroy Rigg with chops, dropkicks and low blows. Curry tags out as Rigg does, and it's chaos! Rigg-A-Mortis on Hando, Jamie with a piledriver on Hando. Hando not looking too good, but Curry runs in and gives him room to breathe with a double suplex. Rigg puts the pressure back on Hando with a Peace Crusher 2! Hando nosells, and drops Jamie with a DDT, moonsault pin, 1.....2.....Rigg saves the day. Jamie turns around a shocked Hando, and lands a sick DDT! Jamie up top, comes off with the arm out... drills Hando with a Flying Swing DDT! Hando again nosells, and pins Jamie! 1.......2.....no, Jamie kicks. Curry meets Rigg center ring and gets planted with a Peace Crusher 2! Jamie locks a Neck Lock on Hando while Curry is taken out with a Superkick! Hando and Jamie are left, Jamie goes for a victory roll, Hando stands his ground and turns it into a Sky High Facebuster! Jamie tags out, Rigg superkicks Hando down and locks on a Figure 4! Hando up, blasts Rigg with an overhead kick, Jamie steps up and gets knocked back to his corner with the same move. Hando lands a 'Rana on Jamie, I think he missed the tag! Meanwhile, McGillicutty watches on as Rigg locks the Strangle Hold a on Curry. Jamie and Curry back to their corners, and Rigg sends Hando to his own corner. He sets him up.. SUPER ROAD RAGE, off the top! Holy @#$%! Or so the crowd chants. A guaranteed 3, had Rigg been in his own corner. Instead, Curry makes the save right after the ref counts 1. Jamie takes offense, and starts taunting Curry. Curry slides up, gets in position, and plants Jamie with a One Arm Clutch Slam! Back to the corner, and he pumps the crowd up, who are all screaming for a tag! Rigg and Hando up slow, they face each other, lock up... Rigg Driver! 1......2.......3! Oh, wait! McGillicutty spots Hando's heel bouncing off the middle rope! The match continues! Hando takes Jamie out with a Peace Crusher 2, and Curry follows up by dropping Jamie with a top rope missilekick! Nice teamwork. Wait, Rigg has rolled Hando over, 1.........2.......no! All 4 men in, and I can't tell what's going on. The dust settles, annd Hando rolls Rigg into a Fish Stretch. All 4 men enter again, and it's chaos, I tell you! The fans cheer... Curry's set Jamie up, Spicy Drop! Hando throws Rigg down, climbs the ropes, diving elbow! There's more all-out brawling. What's going on..? McGillicutty's counting a pinfall... it's Rigg and Hando, Rigg's rolled him up! Jamie runs blindly into Curry, blocking him from the pin! 1......2......3!
Winners by pin fall: Bigg Rigg & Jamie Jones
Time: 24:35
Audience (Freestyle): 62%
6. <<<M-DWF Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: McGillicutty)
Kingpin and Trek stand center ring, almost certainly having flashbacks to the match this is based on, Christmas Day, 2001. Back then, Kingpin came in as the hot-headed rookie and got the duke against the established Trek, becoming the first M-DWF Hardcore Champ. Both men have changed radically since that day, but the mere thought of that day may influence the match. Let's get it on!
Kingpin with a punch, Trek with a kick, both miss. Kingpin in close and scores a Cyclone Whip. Trek slips behind Kingpin and Bulldogs him down. Kingpin standing up near the ropes, Trek Foley-Clotheslines him over! Both men outside, Trek pulls out the table while Kingpin grabs the ring bell. Trek just gets finished setting it up when Kingpin throws the bell onto the table, and Trek looks up to see Kingpin fly over it with a Cross Chop. Trek down, and Kingpin roots under the ring for some... cable? When he gets it, he ties the ring bell to the back of Trek's head. Trek up and tries to get it off, but while doing so, he turns towards Kingpin, who decks him with a chair... Trek slams to the ground, and the ring bell gives it's -ding-, much to the crowd's delight. Sickos. Kingpin tears into Trek with the sickle, cutting the bell off, but not causing blood. Kingpin slams Trek down and locks on the Kingpin Clutch! Trek right up, drops Kingpin with back to back DDTs, Kingpin stops that with a thumb to the eye. Trek comes up with a hand over the eye, Kingpin thumbs the other eye. Trek covers both eyes in pain, and Kingpin steps back, and gets Trek on the road to the sperm bank with a swift kick to the junk. Kingpin laughs, but isn't when Trek dumps him on his head with a Northern Lights Bomb. Trek with a Cocky Pin, gets a solid 1. Trek decides he'd like to take advantage of the ropes, and Kingpin up, gets thrown to the ropes, Trek with the flying headscissors whip. Kingpin up fast, planted as fast with a second Northern Lights Bomb! @#%$, where the hell are all of Trek's moves coming from...? Kingpin up groggy near the ropes, Trek bounces off the ropes, runs in, but Kingpin gives him the DROP TOE HOLD OF CERTAIN PAIN, and Trek is guillotined off the middle rope.
As Trek gasps for air, Kingpin does the same, rethinking his game plan. He pulls Trek off the ropes, and lays into him with the sickle, and Trek has been cut wide open. Trek gets up mad, and downs Kingpin with a Sole Butt Rush. Trek slides out to grab the table he set up and throws it in. Slides in, sets it up, and downs Kingpin with a stomach crusher. Trek with a slim smile, lays Kingpin on the table, goes up top, M-DWF marks know what's coming... Trek goin' old-skool with a Tope Atomico off the ropes, into Kingpin on the table! Trek rolls through, but rolls back into a pin, 1.......2....no, it's still a little too early. Kingpin rolls out and pulls a Ladder out from under the ring, and grabs two chairs from my announce area. Trek is simply watching Kingpin with a little tension, and takes a break in the ring. Kingpin sets the two chairs up, and lays the ladder on top of it. The whole kitandcaboodle is set perpendicular to the ring. Oh boy, it's like a scaffold, only really metallic. Easily Foreseen Brutality, anyone? Kingpin slide in. By now, Trek is up, Trek runs towards Kingpin, Kingpin with the Front Suplex Whip, and Trek flies out to the ladder set-up! Holy.... @#$%! Trek is defying physics, I tell you. While flying out, Trek grabbed the ropes, and landed feet first on the apron, back to the ring... man, will wonders ever cease? Kingpin, pretty tired from the beatdown he's been taking, stumbles back into the ropes, arms apart, where Trek is bringing his hands up. Trek's hands slide under Kingpin's open arms, Kingpin's eyes shoot open, and he stuggles to get away, but Trek locks his grip on, and lifts Kingpin... holy hell, that looks like a BT Bomb setup! Trek glances at the crowd.... and jumps! -CRASH- Dear god, that'sone of the most horrendous things I've seen... ever! That, viewers, was UNFORESEEN BRUTALITY!!!!!!!!! Through all the debris, Trek still has the pin locked in. McGillicutty over to count, 1.........2............OHMYGAWDKINGPINKICKSOUT.... how in the @#$%? It's the history behind the match, I'm sure. Both men up slow, Kingpin sets the ladder up next to one of the turnbuckles while Trek grabs a chair. Kingpin makes sure the climbing sides of the ladder are in line with the post. He nods, and turns into a HELL of a chairshot off of Trek. Trek with a cover, 1.........2........no.
Trek seems a little disappointed at the chair, and throws it at Kingpin's prone body. He walks over to the entrance side of the ring, and searches under the ring, producing... El Sledge! He walks over to Kingpin, and holds the sledge above his head. He then brings it down as hard as he can! Kingpin narrowly rolls out of the way. He's rolled near the ring, and reaches under, producing a Singapore Cane! He rolls out of the way of another sledge shot, and gets to his feet. Both Kingpin and Trek rear back with their weapons, but the cane is much faster, and Trek stumbles back, dropping the sledge. Kingpin downs him with another shot, and sets up another table, this time near another turnbuckle. Right when he sets it up, he notices Trek setting another one up near the same turnbuckle. He walks over and knocks Trek to the barrier with a Saber Hammer Rush. Kingpin steps back, and flips Trek over the barrier with the Fuzzy Bunny! He climbs over, and Trek smashes his face into the barrier. Trek climbs back over the barrier, and grabs Kingpin's head, getting in position for a Jewel Cutter that would bring Kingpin's neck down on the barrier. Kingpin's on the ball, however, and grabs Trek's hands in a Full Nelson, then yelling to the crowd, brings Trek up, then down back first onto the barrier with a Full Nelson Bomb! Each man going for his respective spots from their old match, hitting the good ones. Kingpin climbs back over to get low blowed by Trek, who is sitting against the barrier, taking a breath. They eventually stand at the same time, and slide into the ring, Trek grabbing El Sledge on his way in. Trek slams Kingpin into the corner with the sledge to the stomach, he places Kingpin on the turnbuckle sideways... he climbs up... SUPER ULTRA RANA to the OUTSIDE.....THROUGH THE TABLE he set up earlier!!! Both Trek and Kingpin are down for a good minute. Trek crawls over for a pin, 1.........2..........3-no! McGillicutty raises his shoulder, indicating Kingpin kicked out... wow. Lots of spirit tonight. Trek gets up angry, and enters the ring going for El Sledge. He climbs in, and there's a tap on his shoulder. Kingpin's standing on the apron, and cleans Trek's clock with a huge right hand. He pulls Trek in, and looks to be going for a suplex to the outside through the table set up, but Trek's got a hold of the ropes. Kingpin sets Trek on the turnbuckle, and Trek responds with some kicks to Kingpin's face. Kingpin is knocked back a bit, but he stops Trek by taking the fork out and jabbing it into Trek's crotch. Sperm bank beware. Trek sits hunched over, and Kingpin picks him up... in a Notoriety Booster, but he's on the apron! He lines up with the table, turns to face the ring... and falls back! Damn, whatta move! I mean, neck dropping moves are sick, but this was off a 4 foot drop through a table onto the lightly padded cement floor. That's gonna need some Tynelol.
Kingpin takes but 10 seconds to roll into a cover, 1.........2...........no! Trek's also showinng the spirit. He does it again by rolling Kingpin into the ring, and slamming a trash can into Kingpin's head when looked down over the ropes at him. Trek slides in and throws Kingpin to the corner with the ladder set up next to it. He sits Kingpin on the top, facing away from the ring, towards the ladder. Trek climbs around him and steps onto the ladder, and brings Kingpin up. Near the top, Trek gets on the other side and gets Kingpin ready for a... Last Resort to the concrete floor! Trek starts to pick Kingpin up, when Kingpin grabs his sickle and draws a line down Trek's face. Trek falls back, off the ladder, but Kingpin grabs him, and pulls him in... SUPER(REALLY!) Fisherman Buster, over the post, into the ring! Christ, what an impact... Kingpin's been working on the landing of that move, and is right up. He drags Trek closer to the post, and climbs up. He signals, but... looking at the fans, he turns and climbs the ladder. On the top... off with the Kingpin Splash! 1.........2..........no, Trek grabbed the fork out of Kingpin's pocket and jabbed him in the back! Trek up... KINGPIN'S SNAP! Man, that looked like it had some stank on it- wait, Trek stands right back up? The hell? Kingpin up turning to where Trek should be laying... Trek with a middle kick, drops Kingpin with his version of the Snap! That's a hell of an insul- wait, now Kingpin is right back up? Man, this is reminiscent of the Christmas match... balls to the wall. Trek grabs El Sledge, and whips Kingpin to the ropes. Trek takes a batting stance, and points to the cheap seats. He takes a step, and swings a hell of a shot to Kingpin's head... Kingpin's neck snaps back, and he falls limp to the ground...@#%$, that's gotta be it. No, Trek lays the sledge down, and plants Kingpin with a Last Resort onto the head of the hammer. That's gotta be it, cocky pin on Kingpin's unconcious form, 1.........2............3!
Winner by pin fall: Trek Storm
7. <<<Death Match Championship>>> (Referee: McGillicutty)
Sykopath vs. Apocalypse(c)
Syko starts by keeping his distance. When Apoc gets close, Syko pushes him into the cage. ZZZAAAPPP! Apoc merely turns back to Syko, who does it again. ZZZAAAPPP! Ai. Apoc walks over to Syko, and lands a Short Arm Clothesline. Syko goes for a back grapple, but gets a jaw-rattling Coconut Crush. Syko with a drop toe, and a pin, solid 1. Apoc apparently doesn't like being pinned, and so picks Syko up with a few Military Presses, and throws him down. Apoc follows that with an Armageddon Bomb.
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!! That would be the 10 minute warning buzzer. Apoc drops a big elbow, to which Syko responds with a Drop Toe. Apoc right up, hammers Syko down, and drops some elbows, with a headbutt to spice things up. Syko up first, slides behind Apoc, and shows some power by dropping Apoc with a Full Nelson Slam. Apoc still just gets right back up, Syko walks up, End of Days! Only a 1, that's some resilance from the new guy. Syko with a Double Arm Suplex, followed by a sickle to Apoc's mask. Apoc slams Syko down, and picks him up, but Syko tucks his head under for a jawbreaker. Syko with a Twisted Choke Hold, trying to slow the big man. Doesn't seem to work, as Apoc rocks him with a Wild Bomb. Syko trips him up and uses the sickle, and I think I see blood. Syko thinks so too, and whips him into the cage... ZZZAAAPPP! Apoc's down, but not for long. Syko moves in for the kill, but it's too early for thatt, and Apoc punishes him by sending him to the cage. ZZZAAAPPP! Apoc wtith another Wild Bomb, and another... no, Syko reverses, and locks on a Twisted Choke Hold. Apoc up, but Syko gets behind and downs him with another Full Nelson Slam. Apoc up woozy, Syko moves in for the End to Sanity, but Apoc turns at the last second and it's the End Of Days! 1..........2..............no! Syko kicked at the last second! Apoc up and looks for a Tombstone, but Syko lands behind, End of Sanity! 1........2...........no! Apoc with a last second kickout! Apoc's being thrown for a loop here, and he's not used to that. Syko puts Apoc in position, and lands a Praying Powerbomb. 1.............2.....................DEARGODITCOULDN'TBECLOSERTHENTHATKICKOUT! Syko throws Apoc to the cage, ZZZAAAAPPP! Syko ain't one to waste time, and lays into Apoc with a sickle. Apoc up angry as hell, and The Bell Toll-no, Syko powers out of it. I tell you, it's been a long while since anyone's played an effective power game with Apoc, and I'm damn suprised it's someone smaller then him
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!! 5 minute warning. Syko signals to the crowd, End of Sanity! 1.......2.......no! Syko throws Apoc to the cage, ZZZAAAPPP! Syko runs over, moonsault cover, 1.......2.........no! Apoc back in the game with the End Of Days. 1..........2...........no! Apoc picks Syko right up and dumps him with a Tombstone. Apoc with a headbutt, and the Bell Tolls for Syko! Syko up, takes the Big Fire! Cover by Apoc, 1.............2................no! Apoc frustrated with the ref, pins him inches from the cage. The ref moves, and Syko shoves Apoc into the cage.... Apoc bounces back, still standing, and Syko hooks him in the End. Of. Sanity. 1..........2................3!
Winner and NEW Death Match Champion: Sykopath
Time: 12:16
Audience: n/a
Sykopath is walking up the ramp post-match, playing to the crowd a little bit, before walking behind the curtain... only to be knocked right back out! Twinky steps out of the curtain, holding a monkey wrench in one hand and a black duffel bag in the other. The crowd exploded into harsh booing, and Twinky looks at the crowd with genuine surprise on his face... he shrugs, takes his bag, and drops it straight down onto Sykopath's chest, pinning him down... then he unzips the bag and removes a microphone.
[Twinky]: Why are you booing me?
Crowd starts chanting "You suck!" because um... Kurt Angle doesn't wrestle here any more? I dunno, make up your own damn reason.
[Twinky]: Well, hey, that's no problem... I like me enough for all of you. I'm a real new-age kinda guy like that. But, I'm sure what you all want to know is... am I going to accept the challenge made by the "Diet Pop of Hardcore"? Hell, boy, your little trick with the staper is something I'm gonna remember everytime I take a whiz, so I decided to bring a little somethin'-somethin' of my own for you to remember me with.
Twinky digs into the bag, pulling a sickle, brandishing it in one hand, the microphone in the other, and releases a shout to the crowd, exploding them into a series of more insults yelled at him.
[Twinky]: See, my favorite movie of all time... is "Reservoir Dogs"... and I wanted to, heh, RECREATE my favorite scene for y'all here tonight. -Twinky clears his throat and begins singing- Oh, I don't know why I came here tonight.... I got the feelin' that somethin' ain't right... I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair... and I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs... Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right; Here I am, stuck in the middle with you... oh-ah-oh, Stuck in the middle with you...
Twinky drops the microphone and lets actions speak louder than words by first cutting a piece of Sykopath's mask away from his ear... and then rubbing the dull side of the blade against the top of it... before turning it, and slicing the top part of the ear off! The crowd is disgusted, but the Hardcore Icon laughs, picks up the microphone, and says into the earpiece (and into the mic)...
[Twinky]: Can you hear me now? -Twinky starts laughing, then he tosses the ear part back onto Syko's face...- Do I accept your challenge? You're damn right I do.
Twinky reaches into the bag, and tosses out a hockey jersey of the Stanley Cup winning team... a computer keyboard... a "No Parking" sign... a Singapore Cane... and most notably, a giant hunk of concrete cinder block. Twinky begins to set back to work, but C-CWA Security drags him away, while we hear Twinky's shouts of "You're as Hardcore as a 97 Year Old Orange Man! YOU AIN'T F(censored) S(censored) TO ME!!!"
8. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Paul)
Viper & Devon Worth vs. Crimson & Ryan Rose
Looks like Crimson and Devon are going to start this match, ToS and Crimson hits the drop toehold. Both men tie back up; Devon hits the knee to the gut, drop toehold now on Crimson. Devon stays on him with the stomach crusher, jackknife hold but Crimson kicks out. Devon continues on the offence now and hits a snap suplex. Crimson rethinks his plan and makes the tag to Rose. Rose whips Devon into the ropes, bounces off the other and hits the threw lariat. Rose looks to pick him up but Devon rolls away and makes the tag to Viper. Rose takes Viper off his vertical base with the leg sweep takedown, Viper gets back up to his feet and Rose hits the sole butt, tag back to Crimson. Viper strikes first and hits the European upper cut, both men tie back up, Viper whips him into the ropes and Viper follows with the chokeslam. Viper now applies the cobra clutch, Rose makes his way in and both double dropkick him off his feet. Crimson makes the legal tag to Rose, Rose comes in and capitalizes on the fallen Viper with the Boston crab, Viper makes it to the ropes. Rose sends Viper into the corner now, sommersaut kick. Viper makes the tag back to Devon. Devon goes from behind on Rose for the Fireball bomb, Rose counters and falls back for the press, Devon kicks out. Rose now looks to have Devon where he wants him, water wheel takedown and the moonsault cover, Devon kicks out again. Viper has seen enough and he comes in as does Crimson, Viper Bite on Rose then Crimson hits the STO on Devon. Viper looks to take out Crimson, Bam! Crimson Cutter. Rose now makes the legal tag to Crimson, he makes the cover on Devon but Viper gets back up to make the tag. Legal tag made to Viper now, Crimson hits the STO on Viper; sharp shooter applied but Devon makes the save. Viper now lifts Crimson into the guerrilla press slam, Crimson comes crashing down. Here it is, Viper Bomb but Rose makes the save again. Viper makes the tag back to Devon; Crimson slow to his feet, Devon drags him up by the hair, Crimson Cutter! Devon didn’t see it coming, Crimson makes the cover while Rose holds Viper at bay… 1… 2… 3!
Winners by pin fall: Crimson & Ryan Rose
Time: 28:48
Audience (Freestyle): 77%
…Rose and Crimson make it out of the ring before Viper can get his hands on them. Rose and Crimson look to be unified, egging on Devon and Viper at the top of the ramp as the shot fades to the C-CWA logo.
[Fade]
Powersurge vs. Billy Rodgers vs. Puppet
Both Puppet and Billy try to take out Power from the start but both are sent down to the mat with hard clubbing hammer blows. Billy gets back up to his feet and nails the drop toehold on Puppet; Puppet retaliates with the knee to the face. Power comes back in the picture now and punches Puppet in the back of the head, Billy tries to suplex Power but he cant get him over, Puppet joins the picture and both of them manage to hit the double suplex. Billy takes Puppet down again with the drop toehold and applies the sickle hold; Power comes from the side to break the hold. Power now grapples Puppet from behind, reverse powerbomb, Billy goes down for the cover but Power kicks him off. Power and Billy tie up in the ToS, Billy steps over and hits the peace crusher 2, jackknife hold but Power easily kicks out. Puppet comes back and hits the kick to the shins on Billy, Billy’s down and Puppet reaches for the sickle now, carving it in the head of Billy till Billy breaks free. Puppet’s feeling good about himself now taunting to the crowd; Power comes from behind, chokeslam! Puppet’s down and he doesn’t appear to be getting up, Paul calls for the elimination. Billy comes charging at Power; fisherman buster and now applies the fish stretch sleeper, Power is in the ropes. He picks up Billy by the hair, stiff lifting takedown. Power keeps Billy grounded now with the mounted punches, Billy gets the foot on the ropes and Paul calls for the break. Billy looks to go for the Ho Down, blocked by Power and Power connects for the original powerbomb. Power stops to flex his muscles and picks Billy back up, The True Power! The cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Powersurge
Time: Billy Rodgers - 14:44, Puppet - 7:57
Audience: n/a
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Paul)
Tape Cracker vs. Shadow
Shadow starts off the match by taking Tape down with the cyclone whip, Tape gets back up to his feet and Shadow hits another. Thrust to the throat now followed by the snap suplex, Shadow is really on fire in the opening moment. Tape gets his head back in the game, nailing Shadow with the high knee, Shadow whipped into the corner, Tape goes in with the kenka kick. Shadow goes for the sidekick, Tape blocks and Shadow gets the other leg up, enzeguri! Tape gets back up to his feet; Shadow lands the spinning back kick. Tape now tries to from behind but Shadow nails another kick to the head with the overhead kick. Tape stumbles back up to his feet, Michinoku Driver, the cover but Tape kicks out. Tape now picks up Shadow, stomach crusher. He show boats to the fans, this could cause him. Tape picks him up now, Canadian hammer coming up, no Shadow reverses it into the ultra rana, the cover but Tape kicks out. Shadow hits another snap suplex, quick alter jackknife hold, Tape wont stay down. Both men back in the grapple, Face Full by Tape leaves Shadow unstable, he stumbles back in, jewel cutter! Cover by Tape now but Shadow kicks out. Shadow now whips Tape into the corner, Shadow charges but Tape moves out of the way. Shadow is now set up on the top, Tape hits the super rolling hold, the cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Tape Cracker
Time: 12:26
Audience (Freestyle): 85
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: AP)
Venom vs. Rey Mysterio
The match starts with a staredown, Rey goes for a kick but Venom catches his foot but Rey counters that with a step backbrain kick, Rey whips Venom into the corner and then follows up with a somersault kick. Venom only seems angered by it and quickly takes Rey down with a flying mare and then delivers a piledriver to him, Venom goes for a pin 1…2.. No Rey kicks out in time. Venom pulls him up and delivers a razor suplex but he hangs on and delivers another and hangs on again and delivers a third suplex, Venom whips him against the ropes but Rey comes back with some flying head scissors. Rey rolls Venom up in a rolling prawn hold 1….2… No Venom gets out of the hold in time, Rey delivers a peace crusher 2 and then goes up top, he waits for Venom to stand up then he delivers a missile dropkick, Rey whips Venom into the corner and tries to follow it up with but Venom nails him in the face with his feet. Venom goes behind but Rey counters with a roll up pin 1…2… No Venom gets up quickly and dropkicks the sitting Rey in the face, Venom pulls Rey up to his feet and goes for a slam but Rey slides down his back but Venom turns around and kicks him in the gut and then delivers a dangerous DDT, Venom then signals for the end, Poison Driver in the middle of the ring 1….2….3.
Winner by pin fall: Venom
Time: 20:22
Audience (Freestyle): 73%
4. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: AP)
Ross Cowan & Twinky McLanahan vs. The Sharpshooters
Cowan and Jacob start the match, Jacob takes Cowan down with two body slams and a cyclone whip and then delivers a senton bomb, he goes for the pin 1…. No way too early for that. Jacob tags in Abdula and he goes for a piledriver but Cowan gives him a low blow and tags in Twinky, Twinky puts the boots to the downed Abdula before nearly pulling his leg off with a rapid dragon screw, Twinky poses to the crowd and Abdula tries making a tag but Twinky quickly punches Jacob off the apron. Twinky rams his knee into Abdula’s gut and then delivers a huge front suplex, he hooks the leg 1….2…. No Abdula gets a shoulder up, Twinky delivers another knee to the gut and then whips Abdula against the ropes but on the return Abdula just launches his body at Twinky, Abdula finally makes the tag to Jacob. Jacob whips Twinky into the corner and then the opposite corner and then the opposite corner again, Jacob then drops him to the floor with a stiff clothesline. Jacob pulls Twinky up and nails him with a twisting backdrop, he goes for the pin 1…2…. No Cowan comes in and breaks the count up by dropping a elbow to the back of Jacob’s head. Cowan and Twinky deliver a double suplex to Jacob, which sends him to the outside, Twinky, goes out after him but Abdula tries to stop Twinky but Twinky delivers the Truck Driver Driver to him CRITICAL. Abdula has been knocked out, which leaves Jacob all on his own. Twinky rolls Jacob back into the ring where Cowan is waiting COWAN SPECIAL but AP won’t count because Cowan isn’t the legal guy, Twinky gets into the ring as Cowan gets out, Twinky then delivers the Truck Driver Driver and tags in Cowan. Cowan comes in and delivers the Cowan Special again, he then takes the complete piss by pinning Jacob with his little finger 1….2….3.
Winners by pin fall: Ross Cowan & Twinky McLanahan
Time: 18:56
Audience (Freestyle): 95%
5. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: McGillicutty)
Bigg Rigg & Jamie Jones vs. Hando & Curry Man
Rigg and Hando start things out for us tonight. Rigg immediately with a Superkick, Hando's way too aware to take it, and pulls him over in a Victory Leg Hold. They get up, but Rigg trips Hando up with a Strangle Hold a. Just as Hando escapes it, Rigg elbows him down and drops some knees. Hando with some open hands, Rigg still going for that Superkick. He lands it, but Hando grabs it and flips him over, dropping a leg on his head. Rigg doesn't like that, and tags out. Both Jamie and Rigg slap on some quick submissions, but when Rigg leaves the ring, Hando leaves a mark with a chop.(Ooohhhhhhh!) Hando off the ropes, but Jamie does the same and floors Hando with a running jumpkick. Jamie goes for a DDT, but Hando throws him down and tags Curry Man in! The crowd pops as Curry enters the ring... and gets slammed right out! Cury slides back in, tripping Jamie, and dropping a leg. He then rocks Jamie with an enziguri. Jamie tags out to Rigg, and they double dropkick Curry down. Rigg off the ropes with a Sunset Flip. Curry right up, Rigg pulls him in.. Road Rage from nowhere! 1.....2.....Hando breaks it up as Jamie stands and watches Curry and Hando destroy Rigg with chops, dropkicks and low blows. Curry tags out as Rigg does, and it's chaos! Rigg-A-Mortis on Hando, Jamie with a piledriver on Hando. Hando not looking too good, but Curry runs in and gives him room to breathe with a double suplex. Rigg puts the pressure back on Hando with a Peace Crusher 2! Hando nosells, and drops Jamie with a DDT, moonsault pin, 1.....2.....Rigg saves the day. Jamie turns around a shocked Hando, and lands a sick DDT! Jamie up top, comes off with the arm out... drills Hando with a Flying Swing DDT! Hando again nosells, and pins Jamie! 1.......2.....no, Jamie kicks. Curry meets Rigg center ring and gets planted with a Peace Crusher 2! Jamie locks a Neck Lock on Hando while Curry is taken out with a Superkick! Hando and Jamie are left, Jamie goes for a victory roll, Hando stands his ground and turns it into a Sky High Facebuster! Jamie tags out, Rigg superkicks Hando down and locks on a Figure 4! Hando up, blasts Rigg with an overhead kick, Jamie steps up and gets knocked back to his corner with the same move. Hando lands a 'Rana on Jamie, I think he missed the tag! Meanwhile, McGillicutty watches on as Rigg locks the Strangle Hold a on Curry. Jamie and Curry back to their corners, and Rigg sends Hando to his own corner. He sets him up.. SUPER ROAD RAGE, off the top! Holy @#$%! Or so the crowd chants. A guaranteed 3, had Rigg been in his own corner. Instead, Curry makes the save right after the ref counts 1. Jamie takes offense, and starts taunting Curry. Curry slides up, gets in position, and plants Jamie with a One Arm Clutch Slam! Back to the corner, and he pumps the crowd up, who are all screaming for a tag! Rigg and Hando up slow, they face each other, lock up... Rigg Driver! 1......2.......3! Oh, wait! McGillicutty spots Hando's heel bouncing off the middle rope! The match continues! Hando takes Jamie out with a Peace Crusher 2, and Curry follows up by dropping Jamie with a top rope missilekick! Nice teamwork. Wait, Rigg has rolled Hando over, 1.........2.......no! All 4 men in, and I can't tell what's going on. The dust settles, annd Hando rolls Rigg into a Fish Stretch. All 4 men enter again, and it's chaos, I tell you! The fans cheer... Curry's set Jamie up, Spicy Drop! Hando throws Rigg down, climbs the ropes, diving elbow! There's more all-out brawling. What's going on..? McGillicutty's counting a pinfall... it's Rigg and Hando, Rigg's rolled him up! Jamie runs blindly into Curry, blocking him from the pin! 1......2......3!
Winners by pin fall: Bigg Rigg & Jamie Jones
Time: 24:35
Audience (Freestyle): 62%
6. <<<M-DWF Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: McGillicutty)
Kingpin and Trek stand center ring, almost certainly having flashbacks to the match this is based on, Christmas Day, 2001. Back then, Kingpin came in as the hot-headed rookie and got the duke against the established Trek, becoming the first M-DWF Hardcore Champ. Both men have changed radically since that day, but the mere thought of that day may influence the match. Let's get it on!
Kingpin with a punch, Trek with a kick, both miss. Kingpin in close and scores a Cyclone Whip. Trek slips behind Kingpin and Bulldogs him down. Kingpin standing up near the ropes, Trek Foley-Clotheslines him over! Both men outside, Trek pulls out the table while Kingpin grabs the ring bell. Trek just gets finished setting it up when Kingpin throws the bell onto the table, and Trek looks up to see Kingpin fly over it with a Cross Chop. Trek down, and Kingpin roots under the ring for some... cable? When he gets it, he ties the ring bell to the back of Trek's head. Trek up and tries to get it off, but while doing so, he turns towards Kingpin, who decks him with a chair... Trek slams to the ground, and the ring bell gives it's -ding-, much to the crowd's delight. Sickos. Kingpin tears into Trek with the sickle, cutting the bell off, but not causing blood. Kingpin slams Trek down and locks on the Kingpin Clutch! Trek right up, drops Kingpin with back to back DDTs, Kingpin stops that with a thumb to the eye. Trek comes up with a hand over the eye, Kingpin thumbs the other eye. Trek covers both eyes in pain, and Kingpin steps back, and gets Trek on the road to the sperm bank with a swift kick to the junk. Kingpin laughs, but isn't when Trek dumps him on his head with a Northern Lights Bomb. Trek with a Cocky Pin, gets a solid 1. Trek decides he'd like to take advantage of the ropes, and Kingpin up, gets thrown to the ropes, Trek with the flying headscissors whip. Kingpin up fast, planted as fast with a second Northern Lights Bomb! @#%$, where the hell are all of Trek's moves coming from...? Kingpin up groggy near the ropes, Trek bounces off the ropes, runs in, but Kingpin gives him the DROP TOE HOLD OF CERTAIN PAIN, and Trek is guillotined off the middle rope.
As Trek gasps for air, Kingpin does the same, rethinking his game plan. He pulls Trek off the ropes, and lays into him with the sickle, and Trek has been cut wide open. Trek gets up mad, and downs Kingpin with a Sole Butt Rush. Trek slides out to grab the table he set up and throws it in. Slides in, sets it up, and downs Kingpin with a stomach crusher. Trek with a slim smile, lays Kingpin on the table, goes up top, M-DWF marks know what's coming... Trek goin' old-skool with a Tope Atomico off the ropes, into Kingpin on the table! Trek rolls through, but rolls back into a pin, 1.......2....no, it's still a little too early. Kingpin rolls out and pulls a Ladder out from under the ring, and grabs two chairs from my announce area. Trek is simply watching Kingpin with a little tension, and takes a break in the ring. Kingpin sets the two chairs up, and lays the ladder on top of it. The whole kitandcaboodle is set perpendicular to the ring. Oh boy, it's like a scaffold, only really metallic. Easily Foreseen Brutality, anyone? Kingpin slide in. By now, Trek is up, Trek runs towards Kingpin, Kingpin with the Front Suplex Whip, and Trek flies out to the ladder set-up! Holy.... @#$%! Trek is defying physics, I tell you. While flying out, Trek grabbed the ropes, and landed feet first on the apron, back to the ring... man, will wonders ever cease? Kingpin, pretty tired from the beatdown he's been taking, stumbles back into the ropes, arms apart, where Trek is bringing his hands up. Trek's hands slide under Kingpin's open arms, Kingpin's eyes shoot open, and he stuggles to get away, but Trek locks his grip on, and lifts Kingpin... holy hell, that looks like a BT Bomb setup! Trek glances at the crowd.... and jumps! -CRASH- Dear god, that'sone of the most horrendous things I've seen... ever! That, viewers, was UNFORESEEN BRUTALITY!!!!!!!!! Through all the debris, Trek still has the pin locked in. McGillicutty over to count, 1.........2............OHMYGAWDKINGPINKICKSOUT.... how in the @#$%? It's the history behind the match, I'm sure. Both men up slow, Kingpin sets the ladder up next to one of the turnbuckles while Trek grabs a chair. Kingpin makes sure the climbing sides of the ladder are in line with the post. He nods, and turns into a HELL of a chairshot off of Trek. Trek with a cover, 1.........2........no.
Trek seems a little disappointed at the chair, and throws it at Kingpin's prone body. He walks over to the entrance side of the ring, and searches under the ring, producing... El Sledge! He walks over to Kingpin, and holds the sledge above his head. He then brings it down as hard as he can! Kingpin narrowly rolls out of the way. He's rolled near the ring, and reaches under, producing a Singapore Cane! He rolls out of the way of another sledge shot, and gets to his feet. Both Kingpin and Trek rear back with their weapons, but the cane is much faster, and Trek stumbles back, dropping the sledge. Kingpin downs him with another shot, and sets up another table, this time near another turnbuckle. Right when he sets it up, he notices Trek setting another one up near the same turnbuckle. He walks over and knocks Trek to the barrier with a Saber Hammer Rush. Kingpin steps back, and flips Trek over the barrier with the Fuzzy Bunny! He climbs over, and Trek smashes his face into the barrier. Trek climbs back over the barrier, and grabs Kingpin's head, getting in position for a Jewel Cutter that would bring Kingpin's neck down on the barrier. Kingpin's on the ball, however, and grabs Trek's hands in a Full Nelson, then yelling to the crowd, brings Trek up, then down back first onto the barrier with a Full Nelson Bomb! Each man going for his respective spots from their old match, hitting the good ones. Kingpin climbs back over to get low blowed by Trek, who is sitting against the barrier, taking a breath. They eventually stand at the same time, and slide into the ring, Trek grabbing El Sledge on his way in. Trek slams Kingpin into the corner with the sledge to the stomach, he places Kingpin on the turnbuckle sideways... he climbs up... SUPER ULTRA RANA to the OUTSIDE.....THROUGH THE TABLE he set up earlier!!! Both Trek and Kingpin are down for a good minute. Trek crawls over for a pin, 1.........2..........3-no! McGillicutty raises his shoulder, indicating Kingpin kicked out... wow. Lots of spirit tonight. Trek gets up angry, and enters the ring going for El Sledge. He climbs in, and there's a tap on his shoulder. Kingpin's standing on the apron, and cleans Trek's clock with a huge right hand. He pulls Trek in, and looks to be going for a suplex to the outside through the table set up, but Trek's got a hold of the ropes. Kingpin sets Trek on the turnbuckle, and Trek responds with some kicks to Kingpin's face. Kingpin is knocked back a bit, but he stops Trek by taking the fork out and jabbing it into Trek's crotch. Sperm bank beware. Trek sits hunched over, and Kingpin picks him up... in a Notoriety Booster, but he's on the apron! He lines up with the table, turns to face the ring... and falls back! Damn, whatta move! I mean, neck dropping moves are sick, but this was off a 4 foot drop through a table onto the lightly padded cement floor. That's gonna need some Tynelol.
Kingpin takes but 10 seconds to roll into a cover, 1.........2...........no! Trek's also showinng the spirit. He does it again by rolling Kingpin into the ring, and slamming a trash can into Kingpin's head when looked down over the ropes at him. Trek slides in and throws Kingpin to the corner with the ladder set up next to it. He sits Kingpin on the top, facing away from the ring, towards the ladder. Trek climbs around him and steps onto the ladder, and brings Kingpin up. Near the top, Trek gets on the other side and gets Kingpin ready for a... Last Resort to the concrete floor! Trek starts to pick Kingpin up, when Kingpin grabs his sickle and draws a line down Trek's face. Trek falls back, off the ladder, but Kingpin grabs him, and pulls him in... SUPER(REALLY!) Fisherman Buster, over the post, into the ring! Christ, what an impact... Kingpin's been working on the landing of that move, and is right up. He drags Trek closer to the post, and climbs up. He signals, but... looking at the fans, he turns and climbs the ladder. On the top... off with the Kingpin Splash! 1.........2..........no, Trek grabbed the fork out of Kingpin's pocket and jabbed him in the back! Trek up... KINGPIN'S SNAP! Man, that looked like it had some stank on it- wait, Trek stands right back up? The hell? Kingpin up turning to where Trek should be laying... Trek with a middle kick, drops Kingpin with his version of the Snap! That's a hell of an insul- wait, now Kingpin is right back up? Man, this is reminiscent of the Christmas match... balls to the wall. Trek grabs El Sledge, and whips Kingpin to the ropes. Trek takes a batting stance, and points to the cheap seats. He takes a step, and swings a hell of a shot to Kingpin's head... Kingpin's neck snaps back, and he falls limp to the ground...@#%$, that's gotta be it. No, Trek lays the sledge down, and plants Kingpin with a Last Resort onto the head of the hammer. That's gotta be it, cocky pin on Kingpin's unconcious form, 1.........2............3!
Winner by pin fall: Trek Storm
7. <<<Death Match Championship>>> (Referee: McGillicutty)
Sykopath vs. Apocalypse(c)
Syko starts by keeping his distance. When Apoc gets close, Syko pushes him into the cage. ZZZAAAPPP! Apoc merely turns back to Syko, who does it again. ZZZAAAPPP! Ai. Apoc walks over to Syko, and lands a Short Arm Clothesline. Syko goes for a back grapple, but gets a jaw-rattling Coconut Crush. Syko with a drop toe, and a pin, solid 1. Apoc apparently doesn't like being pinned, and so picks Syko up with a few Military Presses, and throws him down. Apoc follows that with an Armageddon Bomb.
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!! That would be the 10 minute warning buzzer. Apoc drops a big elbow, to which Syko responds with a Drop Toe. Apoc right up, hammers Syko down, and drops some elbows, with a headbutt to spice things up. Syko up first, slides behind Apoc, and shows some power by dropping Apoc with a Full Nelson Slam. Apoc still just gets right back up, Syko walks up, End of Days! Only a 1, that's some resilance from the new guy. Syko with a Double Arm Suplex, followed by a sickle to Apoc's mask. Apoc slams Syko down, and picks him up, but Syko tucks his head under for a jawbreaker. Syko with a Twisted Choke Hold, trying to slow the big man. Doesn't seem to work, as Apoc rocks him with a Wild Bomb. Syko trips him up and uses the sickle, and I think I see blood. Syko thinks so too, and whips him into the cage... ZZZAAAPPP! Apoc's down, but not for long. Syko moves in for the kill, but it's too early for thatt, and Apoc punishes him by sending him to the cage. ZZZAAAPPP! Apoc wtith another Wild Bomb, and another... no, Syko reverses, and locks on a Twisted Choke Hold. Apoc up, but Syko gets behind and downs him with another Full Nelson Slam. Apoc up woozy, Syko moves in for the End to Sanity, but Apoc turns at the last second and it's the End Of Days! 1..........2..............no! Syko kicked at the last second! Apoc up and looks for a Tombstone, but Syko lands behind, End of Sanity! 1........2...........no! Apoc with a last second kickout! Apoc's being thrown for a loop here, and he's not used to that. Syko puts Apoc in position, and lands a Praying Powerbomb. 1.............2.....................DEARGODITCOULDN'TBECLOSERTHENTHATKICKOUT! Syko throws Apoc to the cage, ZZZAAAAPPP! Syko ain't one to waste time, and lays into Apoc with a sickle. Apoc up angry as hell, and The Bell Toll-no, Syko powers out of it. I tell you, it's been a long while since anyone's played an effective power game with Apoc, and I'm damn suprised it's someone smaller then him
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!! 5 minute warning. Syko signals to the crowd, End of Sanity! 1.......2.......no! Syko throws Apoc to the cage, ZZZAAAPPP! Syko runs over, moonsault cover, 1.......2.........no! Apoc back in the game with the End Of Days. 1..........2...........no! Apoc picks Syko right up and dumps him with a Tombstone. Apoc with a headbutt, and the Bell Tolls for Syko! Syko up, takes the Big Fire! Cover by Apoc, 1.............2................no! Apoc frustrated with the ref, pins him inches from the cage. The ref moves, and Syko shoves Apoc into the cage.... Apoc bounces back, still standing, and Syko hooks him in the End. Of. Sanity. 1..........2................3!
Winner and NEW Death Match Champion: Sykopath
Time: 12:16
Audience: n/a
Sykopath is walking up the ramp post-match, playing to the crowd a little bit, before walking behind the curtain... only to be knocked right back out! Twinky steps out of the curtain, holding a monkey wrench in one hand and a black duffel bag in the other. The crowd exploded into harsh booing, and Twinky looks at the crowd with genuine surprise on his face... he shrugs, takes his bag, and drops it straight down onto Sykopath's chest, pinning him down... then he unzips the bag and removes a microphone.
[Twinky]: Why are you booing me?
Crowd starts chanting "You suck!" because um... Kurt Angle doesn't wrestle here any more? I dunno, make up your own damn reason.
[Twinky]: Well, hey, that's no problem... I like me enough for all of you. I'm a real new-age kinda guy like that. But, I'm sure what you all want to know is... am I going to accept the challenge made by the "Diet Pop of Hardcore"? Hell, boy, your little trick with the staper is something I'm gonna remember everytime I take a whiz, so I decided to bring a little somethin'-somethin' of my own for you to remember me with.
Twinky digs into the bag, pulling a sickle, brandishing it in one hand, the microphone in the other, and releases a shout to the crowd, exploding them into a series of more insults yelled at him.
[Twinky]: See, my favorite movie of all time... is "Reservoir Dogs"... and I wanted to, heh, RECREATE my favorite scene for y'all here tonight. -Twinky clears his throat and begins singing- Oh, I don't know why I came here tonight.... I got the feelin' that somethin' ain't right... I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair... and I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs... Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right; Here I am, stuck in the middle with you... oh-ah-oh, Stuck in the middle with you...
Twinky drops the microphone and lets actions speak louder than words by first cutting a piece of Sykopath's mask away from his ear... and then rubbing the dull side of the blade against the top of it... before turning it, and slicing the top part of the ear off! The crowd is disgusted, but the Hardcore Icon laughs, picks up the microphone, and says into the earpiece (and into the mic)...
[Twinky]: Can you hear me now? -Twinky starts laughing, then he tosses the ear part back onto Syko's face...- Do I accept your challenge? You're damn right I do.
Twinky reaches into the bag, and tosses out a hockey jersey of the Stanley Cup winning team... a computer keyboard... a "No Parking" sign... a Singapore Cane... and most notably, a giant hunk of concrete cinder block. Twinky begins to set back to work, but C-CWA Security drags him away, while we hear Twinky's shouts of "You're as Hardcore as a 97 Year Old Orange Man! YOU AIN'T F(censored) S(censored) TO ME!!!"
8. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Paul)
Viper & Devon Worth vs. Crimson & Ryan Rose
Looks like Crimson and Devon are going to start this match, ToS and Crimson hits the drop toehold. Both men tie back up; Devon hits the knee to the gut, drop toehold now on Crimson. Devon stays on him with the stomach crusher, jackknife hold but Crimson kicks out. Devon continues on the offence now and hits a snap suplex. Crimson rethinks his plan and makes the tag to Rose. Rose whips Devon into the ropes, bounces off the other and hits the threw lariat. Rose looks to pick him up but Devon rolls away and makes the tag to Viper. Rose takes Viper off his vertical base with the leg sweep takedown, Viper gets back up to his feet and Rose hits the sole butt, tag back to Crimson. Viper strikes first and hits the European upper cut, both men tie back up, Viper whips him into the ropes and Viper follows with the chokeslam. Viper now applies the cobra clutch, Rose makes his way in and both double dropkick him off his feet. Crimson makes the legal tag to Rose, Rose comes in and capitalizes on the fallen Viper with the Boston crab, Viper makes it to the ropes. Rose sends Viper into the corner now, sommersaut kick. Viper makes the tag back to Devon. Devon goes from behind on Rose for the Fireball bomb, Rose counters and falls back for the press, Devon kicks out. Rose now looks to have Devon where he wants him, water wheel takedown and the moonsault cover, Devon kicks out again. Viper has seen enough and he comes in as does Crimson, Viper Bite on Rose then Crimson hits the STO on Devon. Viper looks to take out Crimson, Bam! Crimson Cutter. Rose now makes the legal tag to Crimson, he makes the cover on Devon but Viper gets back up to make the tag. Legal tag made to Viper now, Crimson hits the STO on Viper; sharp shooter applied but Devon makes the save. Viper now lifts Crimson into the guerrilla press slam, Crimson comes crashing down. Here it is, Viper Bomb but Rose makes the save again. Viper makes the tag back to Devon; Crimson slow to his feet, Devon drags him up by the hair, Crimson Cutter! Devon didn’t see it coming, Crimson makes the cover while Rose holds Viper at bay… 1… 2… 3!
Winners by pin fall: Crimson & Ryan Rose
Time: 28:48
Audience (Freestyle): 77%
…Rose and Crimson make it out of the ring before Viper can get his hands on them. Rose and Crimson look to be unified, egging on Devon and Viper at the top of the ramp as the shot fades to the C-CWA logo.
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