Post by CyberTranz on Sept 23, 2009 19:23:37 GMT -6
…Kent Count is backstage, walking to the arena for his match.
[Wood]: How do you feel about your upcoming match, Count?
[Count]: Not very good...I lost to that yardtard in my previous match and I'm not in a really confident mood in the match against Loki Aces. For all I know, I might become a reverse-goldberg...having a loss streak which is unbeatable by any other wrestler...awww...
[Wood]: Come on, cheer up, all the luck for your match, Count.
[Count]: (mumbles) Having to act humble sucks...I bet I'll kick Loki's ass later...hehehehee.
1. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Loki Aces vs. Kent Count
The match begins as the two young cruisers circle each other , each charging after a while, as a technical reversal spree occurs, cyclone whips and drop toes being followed through into clever holds time after time, Loki normally getting the better hand. The two rise, facing eachother, as the crowd claps and cheers. Hey, this is pretty good for a curtain jerker, aint it? They do another such tieup, ending this time, however, with Kent locking in the Dislocater, which is quickly broken up. More clapping. Kent now means business, rushing in and grabbing loki, then hitting a quick Northern Lights Suplex whip. Kent takes control at this point, pretty much manhandling Loki. He attacks with a couple of firm elbows, and some more suplex whips. Loki eventually gets some offense in, but Kent fixes that with a quick Head-First and a pin for a two. The match continues as Loki gets nearly no offense in at all. Kent sees this, and taunts the crowd, then goes for the 123 Plex! But Loki rolls with it, flipping over…wait…Kent grabs him, turns him around, kick to the gut…123 Plex in the opposite direction! He scurries over for the pin…1! 2! 3! The match ends as “Post Script” hits!
Winner by pin fall: Kent Count
Time: 10:45
Audience (Freestyle): 72%
2. <<<Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Bukakke SPUNK vs. Prodigy
The match begins as SPUNK and Prod just start just start wailing on each other, like a closed fist tug of warm. Prod whips Spunk to the ropes, lies down as SPUNK leaps over, and attempts a sidebuster, instead getting a knee to the face from SPUNK. Prodigy stumbles backwards, then runs at SPUNK, arm raised, but Spunk hits the deck, and catches him with a drop toe hold. They both stand again, and repeat the motion, then Prod decides that running blindly is not a good plan, and circles SPUNK. SPUNK kicks him a few times, as Prod blocks, but catches the last, trying to trip SPUNK, who reverses into a step backbrain kick, sending Prod stumbling to the mat. That neck seems REALLY vulnerable at this point. SPUNK whips Prod to the ropes, running opposite of Prodigy, and nails him with a threw lariat, as Prod fumbles downwards. The two get up slowly, as Prod fakes dizziness, reaching in his pants and pulling out spiked brass knuckles, as SPUNK dances around for the crowd. He turns to face Prod, who then absolutely decks him with a shot to the forehead. SPUNK is bleeding so much, he makes the Undertakers Bladejob at No Mercy seem tame. SPUNK stumbles to his feet, as Prod turns him around and flips him off, then hits a Jumping DDT! Yeowch. He gives SPUNK two stiffass elbows to the head, alternating arms with each elbow drop, then brings him up, only to piledrive him right back down. Prod rolls him outside, then taunts, as SPUNK reaches under the ring for something. Prodigy follows, lifting him up, as SPUNK clocks Prod with a….a…a footlong spiked dildo? That’s just….ew. Prod, however, is bleeding now, SPUNK launches an all out assault on his head, with a couple of step backbrain kicks, backbrain kneel kicks, and ends the entire assault with a SPUNK-Shot to the concrete! He pins…1! 2! Th-no! Prod rolls back into the ring, as SPUNK stands up, and jumps onto the apron, and flies at him with a diving Missilekick! Prod stands…SPUNKzugiri! He’s brought up..and theres a pyramid driver! One! Two! Thr-no! He brings him up again…blizzard suplex! One! Two! Thre-no! SPUNK to the ropes...he’s got the dildo…Threw lariat with the spiked phallus! He brings him up, dropping the now bloodied dildo…SPUNK-Shot! He rolls over for the pin! One! Two! Three! SPUNK raises and runs to the corner, raising his arms as “Enlarge Disorder” hits!
Winner by pin fall: Bukkake SPUNK
Time: 12:39
Audience (Hardcore): 87%
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Powersurge vs. Jamal Sambo
Both men square off in the middle of the ring, Jamal sends PS down with the hammer blow and goes to work on the legs. PS is quickly back up to his feet and whips Jamal to the outside. PS follows and begins to lay the boots to Jamal, he struggles to get up but PS drops him on the thin matting on the outside with the Alevin lift. Jamal is now rolled into the ring where PS continues his dominance, scoop slam and another Alevin lift. PS has picked his spot to work on and it’s the neck. Jamal now gets dropped again this time with the shoulder neckbreaker. PS down for the pin but Jamal kicks out. PS attempts the powerbomb but its reversed and Jamal sends him over with the back body drop. PS now whipped to the corner and Jamal follows up with the body press. PS is down and Jamal hits s couple stiff kicks to the spine. Jamal now picks up PS and drops him ribs first across his knees. Quick cover but PS kicks out. Not enough to keep the big man down. PS begins to fight back now, scoop slam again followed by the brainbuster slam. Off the ropes, elbow drop pin! Jamal kicks out at 2 again. PS building some momentum now almost taking his head off with the threw lariat. Jamal struggles to his feet, PS locks in and signals for the powerbomb, he can’t quite get him up all the way! OMG! He just dropped Jamal right on his neck. He isn’t moving, Couto calls for EMT’s.
Winner by KO: Powersurege
Time: 8:02
Audience (Freestyle): 83%
4. <<<Tornado Tag Championship: 2 Count Fall>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Bigg Rigg & Jamie Jones vs. The Sharpshooters(c)
Rigg pairs up with Jacob as Jones and Abdula battle in the corner. Jones takes him down with a series of drop toeholds, Abdula tires to roll over but Jones hits the spinning leg lock. Jones now continues to work on the legs of Abdula with the elbow drop to the calf. Rigg on the other side gets thrown with the belly-to-belly suplex. Jacob goes for the early pin fall but Rigg kicks out. Rigg now with the arm whip on Jacob, Jacob gets back up and Rigg hops up for the dolphin rana, the count and Abdula makes the save. Abdula hits the arm wringer takedown on Rigg as Jacob hits a captured suplex on Jones. Jacob tires again for the captured suplex but Jones floats over and connects with the DDT. Rigg sends Abdula into the ropes and Jones connects with the front high kick. Jones now goes from behind on Abdula and hits a beautiful vertical German suplex, Jacob makes the save. Abdula goes over to Rigg now, ultra rana, the cover again and Jones this time makes the save. Abdula gets up and Jones plants him with the skewer DDT. Rigg and Jones with the double team on Jacob, front suplex by Jones, Jacob gets back to his feet and is dropped with the Michinoku Driver, the cover, out at 2. Jones now picks Abdula back up, Abdula explodes to his feet and delivers the rolling sole butt. Rigg now attacks Abdula from behind, Road Rage coming up, no! Abdula floats over behind Rigg and takes him down, Tonga Half Crab locked in! Jones goes over to make the save; Jacob is there to stop him with another belly-to-belly suplex. Rigg’s trying to hold on but he can’t, he’s tapped!
Winners by submission: The Sharpshooters
Time: 11:53
Audience (Freestyle): 69%
…The Sharpshooters head out of the ring, and Abdula grabs a mike before they head backstage. As they are walking up the ramp.
[Abdula]: What did we tell you? A two-count match advantages EVERYONE, not just you. But just in case you feel like that same logic applies to us, we were thinking maybe you'd wanna tip the scales further in our direction on Wednesday. Maybe you can win THAT way. Submission Only. Lumberjack match. No Rope Break. Think about it. And we won't think any less of you if you refuse. Frankly, we can't blame you. See ya at Inferno, because we won't be seeing you next Sunday.
…With that, the Sharpshooters head backstage. Jones remains in the ring attending to Rigg. Out of the crowd comes Devon Worth and Nuclear Kid. He’s still got the neck brace on. Devon comes from behind on Jones and plants him with the Red Death Driver! Devon puts the boots to Rigg as he signals Kid to go to the top, DIVING HEAD DROP! Kid is hanging on to his neck, still suffering some pain. Devon and Kid raise there hands in victory as the lie over Jones and Rigg.
5. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Jamie Incisors vs. Dink vs. Hando
Hando and Incisors tie up while Dink looks on, Hando hits a cyclone whip, Incisors gets right to his feet, Dink hits him with a cyclone whip of his own, Incisors gets up again and Dink tries a slap to the face, Incisors blocks it and kicks him in the thigh followed by a forceful knee kick, Jamie whips Dink toward Hando, Hando hits him with a Delfin Backbreaker then gets hit with a jumping neckbreaker from Incisors, Hando lifted to his feet and thrown through the middle rope to the outside, Dink gets to his feet and Incisors trys a thrust kick, Dink catches the foot and hits a rapid dragon screw, knee hold applied, Incisors quickly escapes, Hando gets back into the ring and hits an enziguri on Incisors, belly to belly on Dink, Dink gets right back up and Hando hits him with another belly to belly, Hando lifts Incisors and hits a victory cross armbreaker, Incisors can't escape the hold, but Dink breaks it, Dink hits a swinging neckbreaker on Hando, Hando gets back to his feet, and Dink hits an armwringer takedown, Dink > j00 applied, Hando's too close to the ropes for it to be really effective though, Incisors picks Hando up and hits him with a mongolian chop, Dink hits the OMG! on Incisors, 1.....2..kickout, Froggylicious on Dink, 1......2.....kickout, Incisors hits Hando with a sky high facebuster, he moves around to his head and hits a nkee stamp, and another, Dink hits Incisors with the Trist of F@yte, he lifts Hando up then whips him to the corner, he tries the Shiranui but Hando catches him and hits a powerslam, Slap-Happy Grin on Hando, Dentistry Driver on Dink, Dink rolls onto the apron, Smiley DDT attempted on Hando, but Hando escapes it, Hando hits a Peace Crusher 2, Dink gets to his feet on the apron and climbs to the top rope, Hando attempts the Froggylicious again but Incisors elbows out, Smiley DDT! w@nToN B@mBE!!! on Incisors! Dink covers, 1....2......3! while Dink's celebrating Hando hits him with a rolling sole butt, Hando pulls off the '5 Time HLA Champ' taunt while he's waiting for Dink to get up, Dink get's onto one knee..SHINING BULLFROG! Hando heads to the top, King Frog Splash! 1.....2.....3!
Winner by pin fall: Hando
Dink Eliminated at 14:22
Jamie Incisors Eliminated at 12:55
6. <<<Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Sykopath vs. Black Knight
A little circling to start the match, both men move in and tie up, Knight gets Syko in a side headlock, Syko shoves Knight to the ropes then drops to the mat, Knight hops over him then shoots off the opposite ropes, Syko pops back up and hits a jumping knee kick, Syko hits an american jab, upper blow, then a body slam, Syko pulls out the fork, but Knight rolls away to the outside, Syko climbs out after him, as Syko hops off the apron Knight uppercuts him in the gut, Knight smacks Syko's head off the apron a few times, elbows him in the face, then hits a backbrain axe kick, Syko back up into a chin crusher from Knight, Syko staggers backwards until he hits the barricade, Knight charges at him and kenka kicks him over the barricade, Knight climbs over too and gets Syko in a front facelock, he moves further into the crowd, he reaches the bottom of a stairway then hooks Syko's arm and hits a vertical suplex onto the stairs, Knight shoves a fan off their seat then grabs the chair they were sitting on, he folds it up and tries to wrap it around Syko's skull, but Sykopath rolls out of the way, the fan tries to get his chair back but Knight kicks him in the gut then smashes him in the face with the chair, the distraction gives Syko enough time to kick the chair into Knight's face then take it from him and jab him in the ribs, Syko drops the chair onto the mat then DDT's Knight onto it, Syko makes a cover, 1.....2...kickout, Syko lifts Knight and he starts heading back toward ringside, he bundles Knight back over the barricade then slides him into the ring, Syko grabs a table from under the ring and slides into the ring with it, he throws it down then locks the Apocalypse Tricycle on Knight, Syko wrenches it in, but Knight manages to escape, Syko hits the Michigan Left then goes to the outside and gets another table, he slides it into the ring then grabs the ring bell, while he's climbing into the ring Knight dropkick's the bell into the side of Syko's head, Syko drops down onto one knee and Knight hits the Shining Wizard, Knight leans one of the tables against the corner, and sets another up close to the opposite turnbuckle, just as Syko's getting to his feet Knight attempts the jumping axe kick but Syko dodges it, he lifts Knight up and sets him on the top rope, in position for the World Coming Down, Syko climbs up but Knight elbows him down, Knight turns around and kicks Syko several times until Syko's laying on top of the table, Knight climbs up to the top rope and flys off with a Firebird Splash, Syko rolls off the table and Knight goes crashing through, Syko covers him, 1......2........kickout, Syko lifts him to his feet and NAILS the Black Rainbow Driver, another cover, 1....2.....kickout, Syko sets up for the End To Sanity, Knight manages to escape it, he tries the Impaler but Syko gets behind him again, END TO SANITY! Knight's head/neck/shoulders land on the table set up in the corner, 1......2.....3!
Winner by pin fall: Sykopath
Time: 19:02
Audience (Hardcore): 77%
7. <<<Prime Time TV Championship>>> (Referee: Beau Graves)
Jonathon Teclick vs. Asian Penguin(c)
Jonathan Tecklick and Asian Penguin make their entrances to their respective themes. Beau Graves rolls into the ring, and this Prime Time TV Championship match has begun! Penguin starts the action with a few kicks and some knees to the gut. He tries some more knees, but Tecklick reverses it into a front takedown. Penguin is whipped to the ropes, but he dodges the attempted tackle by Tecklick. Arm drag now from Jonathan Tecklick. Tecklick drops onto Penguin’s chest, and begins savagely punching him in the face! The fans are booing this heelish tactic. Tecklick gets up and kicks Asian Penguin in the groin! More booing from the fans now. Penguin gets up, and is again booted in the groin by Tecklick! A coffee cup flies out of the crowd and strikes Jonathan Tecklick in the head. Tecklick flips the crowd off! Penguin rolls to his feet, and hits the Anti-Setup version of is Supah Refreshing Kick! The fans go wild! Tecklick is up to his feet, and he again boots Penguin in the groin! The cheers fade quickly away to boos. Tecklick picks Penguin up, but Penguin gets in a DDT! The fans are once again cheering. Penguin picks up Tecklick, and does an impressive kneelkick to the back of Tecklick’s head. Tecklick is quickly up, and he drops Penguin down with a Manhattan drop! Asian Penguin is dropped with a vertical suplex near the ropes. Jonathan Tecklick leans down for a move of some sort, but Penguin rolls under his feet and performs an impressive High-Angle German suplex! Tecklick gets to his feet, and grabs Penguin from behind. Reverse Suplex onto the ropes by Tecklick! My god! Penguin is gasping for air. Penguin gets up, dazed. FIRE OF THE WICKED! Penguin rolls around in pain. Jonathan Tecklick mounts Asian Penguin’s chest, and begins punching him madly! Penguin gets out of the painful maneuver, and slams Tecklick with German suplex! One… Two… Th-No! Tecklick, to no surprise, powers out of the move. Penguin gets up, as does Tecklick. O-Negative! Tecklick pins, but he’s too close to the ropes. Tecklick picks Penguin up, and goes for the Thoughtless DDT. But Penguin reverses and rolls behind him. Artic-canranna! One... Two… thr-no! Tecklick kicks out. Aurora Borealis by Penguin! Penguin pins, but Tecklick gets his feet on the ropes. Tecklick gets up. Thoughtless DDT on Penguin! Tecklick once again mounts Asian Penguin’s chest, and begins slamming his fists into Asian Penguin’s forehead. Oh no! Penguin is bleeding! His blood is dripping on the mat! Beau Graves runs over to break it up, but Tecklick pushes him away! Graves gets mad, and pushes Tecklick off of Penguin! There’s heated discussion going on between Tecklick and the referee. Tecklick is warned, and ordered to continue. Tecklick picks the near unconscious Asian Penguin up, and takes him back down again with the Prayers Hands! One.. Two.. Thre-NO! Asian Penguin gets his shoulders up just in time! The fans are going wild! Penguin is up. Anti-Setup style Supah Refreshing Kick! Tecklick is locked into the Northern Exposure, but he manages to grab the ropes and break the hold. Tecklick is whipped over the top rope by Penguin. Penguin runs of the opposite ropes, and catches a rising Johnathan Tecklick with a cartwheel plancha! 1… 2… 3… Johnathan Tecklick rises, and drills Asian Penguin with the O-Negative on the concrete! 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… Asian Penguin is whipped into the guard rail and punched savagely by Johnathan Tecklick. 9… 10… 11… 12… Thoughtless DDT on the concrete! 13… 14… 15… 16… Both men return to the ring. Supah Refreshing kick! No! The time limit is called! Asian Penguin retains his title!
Winner: Time up Draw
Time: 30:00
Audience (Showman): 58%
8. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Beau Graves)
Ross Cowan & Brian Lee vs. Crimson & Ryan Rose
Cowan and Lee make their entrances, as do Crimson and Ryan Rose. Everyone is highly anticipating this match. The bell rings, and the match is under way. Crimson and Cowan start off the match. Crimson with a scoop slam. Right away, he whips out a sickle, and digs it deep into Ross Cowan’s forehead! Cowan’s head is busted open! His head is gushing! Cowan avoids Crimson, and takes him down with a fireman’s carry. He quickly scurries over to Brian Lee for the tag. Brian lee gets into the ring. They proceed to double suplex Crimson, which gets a few cheers. Crimson is tripped and leg dropped by Brian Lee. Cromson gets up, and quickly dives for Ryan Rose. The tag is made. Some generic brawling between Ryan Rose and Brian Lee culminates in a reversed superplex by Ryan Rose. Ryan tries a Withering Rose, but Lee escapes, and hits a backbrain kick. Waterwheel takedown by Ryan Rose, followed immediately by a stomach crusher. Lee escapes the onslaught with a vertical suplex, and makes the tag to Ross Cowan. They come into the ring, and perform a double back drop on Rose. Rose escsapes, and makes the tag to Crimson. Crimson now with the Crimson Crusher! He pins. One… Two… Brian Lee dives into the ring to make the save. Brian Lee is knocked to the ground by Crimson, who is in turn taken down by Ross Cowan. Cowan is gloating to the fans now. Ryan Rose then runs into the ring and spring off Brian Lee’s back with the Bed of Roses! Crimson gets up, and proceeds to stab Ross Cowan in the back of the head with a fork! Brian Lee enters the ring again, but he is also stabbed with Crimson’s fork! The referee is starting to get sick of this, and he tries to take Crimson’s fork. No! Crimson has just smacked the referee! Beau Graves is out! “No Gimmicks” Brian Lee is bleeding all over the mat! Ross Cowan runs up behind Crimson with a Dragon Suplex, but the referee is out! Ryan Rose kicks him off of Crimson, and Crimson again stabs Cowan in the head with the fork! Cowan has lost a lot of blood, and he looks a bit dizzy. His blood is all over the mat. Cowan Plex now on Crimson! The referee is still out! Cowan gets over to Brian Lee for the tag. Gimmick Buster on Crimson! Lee makes the pin. One… Two… The pin is broken up by Ryan Rose. Lee gets up, looking for Lee. Oh no! Crimson reaches up, and stabs Lee in the ass with a fork! Lee is jumping around in pain, as Crimson and Ryan Rose laugh wildly. Ross Cowan then comes in, and receives a Bed of Roses from Ryan Rose! Crimson then does a Crimson Crusher on Ross Cowan! Crimson again turns his attention to Lee, and stabs him in the shoulder with his fork. No! Gimmick Buster on Crimson! Brian Lee has shown some revenge here with the Gimmick Buster! He goes for a pin, but Crimson pops right up and performs the Crimson Cutter! Brian Lee is picked up, and STOed back down! Crimson goes to the apron. Flying Body Plancha on Brian Lee! Crimson pins. Ryan Rose runs in and wakes Beau Graves, then does the Withering Rose on an oncoming Ross Cowan! Graves counts! One… Two… Thr-No! Brian Lee barely manages to kick out of it. Brian Lee and Ross Cowan do a double back drop on Ryan Rose. STO on Lee by Crimson! Lee gets up. Backbrain kick, followed directly with a frog splash! Haiti Edge now on Crimson! Crimson is picked up. GIMMICK BUSTER! Inverted Cowan Special on Ryan Rose! Standing Moonsault pin by Brian Lee on Crimson. Beau Graves counts. One… Two… Three!
Winners by pin fall: Ross Cowan and Brian Lee
Time: 29:47
Audience (Freestyle): 57%
…Lee and Cowan remain in the ring continuing the attack on Crimson and Rose. “Du Hast” hits and Trazfusion is running down to the ramp with a steel chair. He slides in the ring and BAM! Right across the back of Lee. Cowan high tales it before Tranz could get a swing. Cowan tries to drag Lee out of the ring as Tranz goes to the aid of Crimson and Rose.
[Fade]
[Wood]: How do you feel about your upcoming match, Count?
[Count]: Not very good...I lost to that yardtard in my previous match and I'm not in a really confident mood in the match against Loki Aces. For all I know, I might become a reverse-goldberg...having a loss streak which is unbeatable by any other wrestler...awww...
[Wood]: Come on, cheer up, all the luck for your match, Count.
[Count]: (mumbles) Having to act humble sucks...I bet I'll kick Loki's ass later...hehehehee.
1. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Loki Aces vs. Kent Count
The match begins as the two young cruisers circle each other , each charging after a while, as a technical reversal spree occurs, cyclone whips and drop toes being followed through into clever holds time after time, Loki normally getting the better hand. The two rise, facing eachother, as the crowd claps and cheers. Hey, this is pretty good for a curtain jerker, aint it? They do another such tieup, ending this time, however, with Kent locking in the Dislocater, which is quickly broken up. More clapping. Kent now means business, rushing in and grabbing loki, then hitting a quick Northern Lights Suplex whip. Kent takes control at this point, pretty much manhandling Loki. He attacks with a couple of firm elbows, and some more suplex whips. Loki eventually gets some offense in, but Kent fixes that with a quick Head-First and a pin for a two. The match continues as Loki gets nearly no offense in at all. Kent sees this, and taunts the crowd, then goes for the 123 Plex! But Loki rolls with it, flipping over…wait…Kent grabs him, turns him around, kick to the gut…123 Plex in the opposite direction! He scurries over for the pin…1! 2! 3! The match ends as “Post Script” hits!
Winner by pin fall: Kent Count
Time: 10:45
Audience (Freestyle): 72%
2. <<<Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Bukakke SPUNK vs. Prodigy
The match begins as SPUNK and Prod just start just start wailing on each other, like a closed fist tug of warm. Prod whips Spunk to the ropes, lies down as SPUNK leaps over, and attempts a sidebuster, instead getting a knee to the face from SPUNK. Prodigy stumbles backwards, then runs at SPUNK, arm raised, but Spunk hits the deck, and catches him with a drop toe hold. They both stand again, and repeat the motion, then Prod decides that running blindly is not a good plan, and circles SPUNK. SPUNK kicks him a few times, as Prod blocks, but catches the last, trying to trip SPUNK, who reverses into a step backbrain kick, sending Prod stumbling to the mat. That neck seems REALLY vulnerable at this point. SPUNK whips Prod to the ropes, running opposite of Prodigy, and nails him with a threw lariat, as Prod fumbles downwards. The two get up slowly, as Prod fakes dizziness, reaching in his pants and pulling out spiked brass knuckles, as SPUNK dances around for the crowd. He turns to face Prod, who then absolutely decks him with a shot to the forehead. SPUNK is bleeding so much, he makes the Undertakers Bladejob at No Mercy seem tame. SPUNK stumbles to his feet, as Prod turns him around and flips him off, then hits a Jumping DDT! Yeowch. He gives SPUNK two stiffass elbows to the head, alternating arms with each elbow drop, then brings him up, only to piledrive him right back down. Prod rolls him outside, then taunts, as SPUNK reaches under the ring for something. Prodigy follows, lifting him up, as SPUNK clocks Prod with a….a…a footlong spiked dildo? That’s just….ew. Prod, however, is bleeding now, SPUNK launches an all out assault on his head, with a couple of step backbrain kicks, backbrain kneel kicks, and ends the entire assault with a SPUNK-Shot to the concrete! He pins…1! 2! Th-no! Prod rolls back into the ring, as SPUNK stands up, and jumps onto the apron, and flies at him with a diving Missilekick! Prod stands…SPUNKzugiri! He’s brought up..and theres a pyramid driver! One! Two! Thr-no! He brings him up again…blizzard suplex! One! Two! Thre-no! SPUNK to the ropes...he’s got the dildo…Threw lariat with the spiked phallus! He brings him up, dropping the now bloodied dildo…SPUNK-Shot! He rolls over for the pin! One! Two! Three! SPUNK raises and runs to the corner, raising his arms as “Enlarge Disorder” hits!
Winner by pin fall: Bukkake SPUNK
Time: 12:39
Audience (Hardcore): 87%
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Powersurge vs. Jamal Sambo
Both men square off in the middle of the ring, Jamal sends PS down with the hammer blow and goes to work on the legs. PS is quickly back up to his feet and whips Jamal to the outside. PS follows and begins to lay the boots to Jamal, he struggles to get up but PS drops him on the thin matting on the outside with the Alevin lift. Jamal is now rolled into the ring where PS continues his dominance, scoop slam and another Alevin lift. PS has picked his spot to work on and it’s the neck. Jamal now gets dropped again this time with the shoulder neckbreaker. PS down for the pin but Jamal kicks out. PS attempts the powerbomb but its reversed and Jamal sends him over with the back body drop. PS now whipped to the corner and Jamal follows up with the body press. PS is down and Jamal hits s couple stiff kicks to the spine. Jamal now picks up PS and drops him ribs first across his knees. Quick cover but PS kicks out. Not enough to keep the big man down. PS begins to fight back now, scoop slam again followed by the brainbuster slam. Off the ropes, elbow drop pin! Jamal kicks out at 2 again. PS building some momentum now almost taking his head off with the threw lariat. Jamal struggles to his feet, PS locks in and signals for the powerbomb, he can’t quite get him up all the way! OMG! He just dropped Jamal right on his neck. He isn’t moving, Couto calls for EMT’s.
Winner by KO: Powersurege
Time: 8:02
Audience (Freestyle): 83%
4. <<<Tornado Tag Championship: 2 Count Fall>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Bigg Rigg & Jamie Jones vs. The Sharpshooters(c)
Rigg pairs up with Jacob as Jones and Abdula battle in the corner. Jones takes him down with a series of drop toeholds, Abdula tires to roll over but Jones hits the spinning leg lock. Jones now continues to work on the legs of Abdula with the elbow drop to the calf. Rigg on the other side gets thrown with the belly-to-belly suplex. Jacob goes for the early pin fall but Rigg kicks out. Rigg now with the arm whip on Jacob, Jacob gets back up and Rigg hops up for the dolphin rana, the count and Abdula makes the save. Abdula hits the arm wringer takedown on Rigg as Jacob hits a captured suplex on Jones. Jacob tires again for the captured suplex but Jones floats over and connects with the DDT. Rigg sends Abdula into the ropes and Jones connects with the front high kick. Jones now goes from behind on Abdula and hits a beautiful vertical German suplex, Jacob makes the save. Abdula goes over to Rigg now, ultra rana, the cover again and Jones this time makes the save. Abdula gets up and Jones plants him with the skewer DDT. Rigg and Jones with the double team on Jacob, front suplex by Jones, Jacob gets back to his feet and is dropped with the Michinoku Driver, the cover, out at 2. Jones now picks Abdula back up, Abdula explodes to his feet and delivers the rolling sole butt. Rigg now attacks Abdula from behind, Road Rage coming up, no! Abdula floats over behind Rigg and takes him down, Tonga Half Crab locked in! Jones goes over to make the save; Jacob is there to stop him with another belly-to-belly suplex. Rigg’s trying to hold on but he can’t, he’s tapped!
Winners by submission: The Sharpshooters
Time: 11:53
Audience (Freestyle): 69%
…The Sharpshooters head out of the ring, and Abdula grabs a mike before they head backstage. As they are walking up the ramp.
[Abdula]: What did we tell you? A two-count match advantages EVERYONE, not just you. But just in case you feel like that same logic applies to us, we were thinking maybe you'd wanna tip the scales further in our direction on Wednesday. Maybe you can win THAT way. Submission Only. Lumberjack match. No Rope Break. Think about it. And we won't think any less of you if you refuse. Frankly, we can't blame you. See ya at Inferno, because we won't be seeing you next Sunday.
…With that, the Sharpshooters head backstage. Jones remains in the ring attending to Rigg. Out of the crowd comes Devon Worth and Nuclear Kid. He’s still got the neck brace on. Devon comes from behind on Jones and plants him with the Red Death Driver! Devon puts the boots to Rigg as he signals Kid to go to the top, DIVING HEAD DROP! Kid is hanging on to his neck, still suffering some pain. Devon and Kid raise there hands in victory as the lie over Jones and Rigg.
5. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Jamie Incisors vs. Dink vs. Hando
Hando and Incisors tie up while Dink looks on, Hando hits a cyclone whip, Incisors gets right to his feet, Dink hits him with a cyclone whip of his own, Incisors gets up again and Dink tries a slap to the face, Incisors blocks it and kicks him in the thigh followed by a forceful knee kick, Jamie whips Dink toward Hando, Hando hits him with a Delfin Backbreaker then gets hit with a jumping neckbreaker from Incisors, Hando lifted to his feet and thrown through the middle rope to the outside, Dink gets to his feet and Incisors trys a thrust kick, Dink catches the foot and hits a rapid dragon screw, knee hold applied, Incisors quickly escapes, Hando gets back into the ring and hits an enziguri on Incisors, belly to belly on Dink, Dink gets right back up and Hando hits him with another belly to belly, Hando lifts Incisors and hits a victory cross armbreaker, Incisors can't escape the hold, but Dink breaks it, Dink hits a swinging neckbreaker on Hando, Hando gets back to his feet, and Dink hits an armwringer takedown, Dink > j00 applied, Hando's too close to the ropes for it to be really effective though, Incisors picks Hando up and hits him with a mongolian chop, Dink hits the OMG! on Incisors, 1.....2..kickout, Froggylicious on Dink, 1......2.....kickout, Incisors hits Hando with a sky high facebuster, he moves around to his head and hits a nkee stamp, and another, Dink hits Incisors with the Trist of F@yte, he lifts Hando up then whips him to the corner, he tries the Shiranui but Hando catches him and hits a powerslam, Slap-Happy Grin on Hando, Dentistry Driver on Dink, Dink rolls onto the apron, Smiley DDT attempted on Hando, but Hando escapes it, Hando hits a Peace Crusher 2, Dink gets to his feet on the apron and climbs to the top rope, Hando attempts the Froggylicious again but Incisors elbows out, Smiley DDT! w@nToN B@mBE!!! on Incisors! Dink covers, 1....2......3! while Dink's celebrating Hando hits him with a rolling sole butt, Hando pulls off the '5 Time HLA Champ' taunt while he's waiting for Dink to get up, Dink get's onto one knee..SHINING BULLFROG! Hando heads to the top, King Frog Splash! 1.....2.....3!
Winner by pin fall: Hando
Dink Eliminated at 14:22
Jamie Incisors Eliminated at 12:55
6. <<<Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Sykopath vs. Black Knight
A little circling to start the match, both men move in and tie up, Knight gets Syko in a side headlock, Syko shoves Knight to the ropes then drops to the mat, Knight hops over him then shoots off the opposite ropes, Syko pops back up and hits a jumping knee kick, Syko hits an american jab, upper blow, then a body slam, Syko pulls out the fork, but Knight rolls away to the outside, Syko climbs out after him, as Syko hops off the apron Knight uppercuts him in the gut, Knight smacks Syko's head off the apron a few times, elbows him in the face, then hits a backbrain axe kick, Syko back up into a chin crusher from Knight, Syko staggers backwards until he hits the barricade, Knight charges at him and kenka kicks him over the barricade, Knight climbs over too and gets Syko in a front facelock, he moves further into the crowd, he reaches the bottom of a stairway then hooks Syko's arm and hits a vertical suplex onto the stairs, Knight shoves a fan off their seat then grabs the chair they were sitting on, he folds it up and tries to wrap it around Syko's skull, but Sykopath rolls out of the way, the fan tries to get his chair back but Knight kicks him in the gut then smashes him in the face with the chair, the distraction gives Syko enough time to kick the chair into Knight's face then take it from him and jab him in the ribs, Syko drops the chair onto the mat then DDT's Knight onto it, Syko makes a cover, 1.....2...kickout, Syko lifts Knight and he starts heading back toward ringside, he bundles Knight back over the barricade then slides him into the ring, Syko grabs a table from under the ring and slides into the ring with it, he throws it down then locks the Apocalypse Tricycle on Knight, Syko wrenches it in, but Knight manages to escape, Syko hits the Michigan Left then goes to the outside and gets another table, he slides it into the ring then grabs the ring bell, while he's climbing into the ring Knight dropkick's the bell into the side of Syko's head, Syko drops down onto one knee and Knight hits the Shining Wizard, Knight leans one of the tables against the corner, and sets another up close to the opposite turnbuckle, just as Syko's getting to his feet Knight attempts the jumping axe kick but Syko dodges it, he lifts Knight up and sets him on the top rope, in position for the World Coming Down, Syko climbs up but Knight elbows him down, Knight turns around and kicks Syko several times until Syko's laying on top of the table, Knight climbs up to the top rope and flys off with a Firebird Splash, Syko rolls off the table and Knight goes crashing through, Syko covers him, 1......2........kickout, Syko lifts him to his feet and NAILS the Black Rainbow Driver, another cover, 1....2.....kickout, Syko sets up for the End To Sanity, Knight manages to escape it, he tries the Impaler but Syko gets behind him again, END TO SANITY! Knight's head/neck/shoulders land on the table set up in the corner, 1......2.....3!
Winner by pin fall: Sykopath
Time: 19:02
Audience (Hardcore): 77%
7. <<<Prime Time TV Championship>>> (Referee: Beau Graves)
Jonathon Teclick vs. Asian Penguin(c)
Jonathan Tecklick and Asian Penguin make their entrances to their respective themes. Beau Graves rolls into the ring, and this Prime Time TV Championship match has begun! Penguin starts the action with a few kicks and some knees to the gut. He tries some more knees, but Tecklick reverses it into a front takedown. Penguin is whipped to the ropes, but he dodges the attempted tackle by Tecklick. Arm drag now from Jonathan Tecklick. Tecklick drops onto Penguin’s chest, and begins savagely punching him in the face! The fans are booing this heelish tactic. Tecklick gets up and kicks Asian Penguin in the groin! More booing from the fans now. Penguin gets up, and is again booted in the groin by Tecklick! A coffee cup flies out of the crowd and strikes Jonathan Tecklick in the head. Tecklick flips the crowd off! Penguin rolls to his feet, and hits the Anti-Setup version of is Supah Refreshing Kick! The fans go wild! Tecklick is up to his feet, and he again boots Penguin in the groin! The cheers fade quickly away to boos. Tecklick picks Penguin up, but Penguin gets in a DDT! The fans are once again cheering. Penguin picks up Tecklick, and does an impressive kneelkick to the back of Tecklick’s head. Tecklick is quickly up, and he drops Penguin down with a Manhattan drop! Asian Penguin is dropped with a vertical suplex near the ropes. Jonathan Tecklick leans down for a move of some sort, but Penguin rolls under his feet and performs an impressive High-Angle German suplex! Tecklick gets to his feet, and grabs Penguin from behind. Reverse Suplex onto the ropes by Tecklick! My god! Penguin is gasping for air. Penguin gets up, dazed. FIRE OF THE WICKED! Penguin rolls around in pain. Jonathan Tecklick mounts Asian Penguin’s chest, and begins punching him madly! Penguin gets out of the painful maneuver, and slams Tecklick with German suplex! One… Two… Th-No! Tecklick, to no surprise, powers out of the move. Penguin gets up, as does Tecklick. O-Negative! Tecklick pins, but he’s too close to the ropes. Tecklick picks Penguin up, and goes for the Thoughtless DDT. But Penguin reverses and rolls behind him. Artic-canranna! One... Two… thr-no! Tecklick kicks out. Aurora Borealis by Penguin! Penguin pins, but Tecklick gets his feet on the ropes. Tecklick gets up. Thoughtless DDT on Penguin! Tecklick once again mounts Asian Penguin’s chest, and begins slamming his fists into Asian Penguin’s forehead. Oh no! Penguin is bleeding! His blood is dripping on the mat! Beau Graves runs over to break it up, but Tecklick pushes him away! Graves gets mad, and pushes Tecklick off of Penguin! There’s heated discussion going on between Tecklick and the referee. Tecklick is warned, and ordered to continue. Tecklick picks the near unconscious Asian Penguin up, and takes him back down again with the Prayers Hands! One.. Two.. Thre-NO! Asian Penguin gets his shoulders up just in time! The fans are going wild! Penguin is up. Anti-Setup style Supah Refreshing Kick! Tecklick is locked into the Northern Exposure, but he manages to grab the ropes and break the hold. Tecklick is whipped over the top rope by Penguin. Penguin runs of the opposite ropes, and catches a rising Johnathan Tecklick with a cartwheel plancha! 1… 2… 3… Johnathan Tecklick rises, and drills Asian Penguin with the O-Negative on the concrete! 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… Asian Penguin is whipped into the guard rail and punched savagely by Johnathan Tecklick. 9… 10… 11… 12… Thoughtless DDT on the concrete! 13… 14… 15… 16… Both men return to the ring. Supah Refreshing kick! No! The time limit is called! Asian Penguin retains his title!
Winner: Time up Draw
Time: 30:00
Audience (Showman): 58%
8. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Beau Graves)
Ross Cowan & Brian Lee vs. Crimson & Ryan Rose
Cowan and Lee make their entrances, as do Crimson and Ryan Rose. Everyone is highly anticipating this match. The bell rings, and the match is under way. Crimson and Cowan start off the match. Crimson with a scoop slam. Right away, he whips out a sickle, and digs it deep into Ross Cowan’s forehead! Cowan’s head is busted open! His head is gushing! Cowan avoids Crimson, and takes him down with a fireman’s carry. He quickly scurries over to Brian Lee for the tag. Brian lee gets into the ring. They proceed to double suplex Crimson, which gets a few cheers. Crimson is tripped and leg dropped by Brian Lee. Cromson gets up, and quickly dives for Ryan Rose. The tag is made. Some generic brawling between Ryan Rose and Brian Lee culminates in a reversed superplex by Ryan Rose. Ryan tries a Withering Rose, but Lee escapes, and hits a backbrain kick. Waterwheel takedown by Ryan Rose, followed immediately by a stomach crusher. Lee escapes the onslaught with a vertical suplex, and makes the tag to Ross Cowan. They come into the ring, and perform a double back drop on Rose. Rose escsapes, and makes the tag to Crimson. Crimson now with the Crimson Crusher! He pins. One… Two… Brian Lee dives into the ring to make the save. Brian Lee is knocked to the ground by Crimson, who is in turn taken down by Ross Cowan. Cowan is gloating to the fans now. Ryan Rose then runs into the ring and spring off Brian Lee’s back with the Bed of Roses! Crimson gets up, and proceeds to stab Ross Cowan in the back of the head with a fork! Brian Lee enters the ring again, but he is also stabbed with Crimson’s fork! The referee is starting to get sick of this, and he tries to take Crimson’s fork. No! Crimson has just smacked the referee! Beau Graves is out! “No Gimmicks” Brian Lee is bleeding all over the mat! Ross Cowan runs up behind Crimson with a Dragon Suplex, but the referee is out! Ryan Rose kicks him off of Crimson, and Crimson again stabs Cowan in the head with the fork! Cowan has lost a lot of blood, and he looks a bit dizzy. His blood is all over the mat. Cowan Plex now on Crimson! The referee is still out! Cowan gets over to Brian Lee for the tag. Gimmick Buster on Crimson! Lee makes the pin. One… Two… The pin is broken up by Ryan Rose. Lee gets up, looking for Lee. Oh no! Crimson reaches up, and stabs Lee in the ass with a fork! Lee is jumping around in pain, as Crimson and Ryan Rose laugh wildly. Ross Cowan then comes in, and receives a Bed of Roses from Ryan Rose! Crimson then does a Crimson Crusher on Ross Cowan! Crimson again turns his attention to Lee, and stabs him in the shoulder with his fork. No! Gimmick Buster on Crimson! Brian Lee has shown some revenge here with the Gimmick Buster! He goes for a pin, but Crimson pops right up and performs the Crimson Cutter! Brian Lee is picked up, and STOed back down! Crimson goes to the apron. Flying Body Plancha on Brian Lee! Crimson pins. Ryan Rose runs in and wakes Beau Graves, then does the Withering Rose on an oncoming Ross Cowan! Graves counts! One… Two… Thr-No! Brian Lee barely manages to kick out of it. Brian Lee and Ross Cowan do a double back drop on Ryan Rose. STO on Lee by Crimson! Lee gets up. Backbrain kick, followed directly with a frog splash! Haiti Edge now on Crimson! Crimson is picked up. GIMMICK BUSTER! Inverted Cowan Special on Ryan Rose! Standing Moonsault pin by Brian Lee on Crimson. Beau Graves counts. One… Two… Three!
Winners by pin fall: Ross Cowan and Brian Lee
Time: 29:47
Audience (Freestyle): 57%
…Lee and Cowan remain in the ring continuing the attack on Crimson and Rose. “Du Hast” hits and Trazfusion is running down to the ramp with a steel chair. He slides in the ring and BAM! Right across the back of Lee. Cowan high tales it before Tranz could get a swing. Cowan tries to drag Lee out of the ring as Tranz goes to the aid of Crimson and Rose.
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