Post by CyberTranz on Sept 23, 2009 19:26:48 GMT -6
1. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Alex Sanchez vs. Jay
The rookie comes out to some decent crowd heat; Jay waits in the ring pacing himself. Bell rings, lets get it on! Alex with the arm breaker to Jay, trying to loosen up the joint a bit. Jay drops Alex down to the mat with the drop toehold, Alex gets back up and Jay takes him down again with the ipon-zoie. Jay now whips Alex to the corner; Alex climbs the corner and flips over top of Jay, hamstring kick to the back of the calf on Jay. Alex whips Jay into the ropes now, leapfrog, Jay bounces off the rope and Alex bounces off the other, screw high kick! Alex goes for the sunset flip but Jay moves out of the way. Overhead belly-to-belly suplex now by Jay, Jay bounces of the ropes and connects with the Pink Spider! Moonsault pin… 1… 2… Alex kicks out. Jay stays on him though, iron claw. Alex wisely finds himself in the ropes. Jay now picks Alex over, grapple from behind, German suplex, Jay floats over TGER SUPLEX… 1… 2… Alex kicks out again. Alex now takes him down with the arm wringer takedown; Jay gets back up to his feet, kick… kick… sole butt! Jay now finds himself in the clutches of la migastral… 1… 2… kick out! Alex gets back to his feet, BAM! Jay sends him back down with the Tribute To Hide. Jay ascends the ropes, landing body press! Cover… 1… 2… kick out! Can’t seem to keep Alex down. Alex looks to make his comeback now, Jay sent to the ropes, Alex follows in, flip kick blocked by Jay and Alex is back flip, Alex lands on his feet, kick to the gut, Michinoku Driver on Alex. Cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Jay
Time: 14:34
Audience (Lucha Style): 62%
2. <<<#1 Contender: Prime Time TV Championship>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Shadow vs. T-Bone
Both men lock up in the centre of the ring, Shadow hits a forearm, T-Bone with the kick, Shadow locks up I the headlock hold, elbow to the back of the head, T-Bone sprints back to his feet and hits the drop toehold on Shadow. Shadow gets back up to his feet, T-Bone gets caught of guard with a thrust to the throat, Shadow ties up but both men find themselves in a ToS, T-Bone drops him again with the drop toehold, snap suplex now on Shadow. Shadow gets back up, snap suplex again. T-Bone goes up to the top, moonsault pin… 1… 2… Kick out! T-Bone could have had the early win there. Shadow whips T-Bone to the ropes, ultra rana! The cover… 1… 2… kick out! Shadow looks for the In Shadows, its blocked by T-Bone and Shadow is sent to the outside. Both men slug it out on the outside now, Shadow sends T-Bone to the guardrail. T-Bone bounces off and goes towards Shadow, Shadow blasts T-Bone with the overhead kick that sends him over top the guard rails. Shadow goes back into the ring as the count continues on T-Bone… 13… 14… 15… T-Bone makes it up to his feet and back to the ring. Shadow now again whips T-Bone into the ropes, ultra rana, no! T-Bone blocks it. Shadow gets back to his feet and T-Bone hits the machine suplex… 1… 2… kick out! T-Bone now with the back switch, vertical reverse DDT. Stalefish now locked in. Shadow is screaming in pain but finds the ropes. T-Bone appears to had enough and gives us the single arm spinning of DOOM! Shadow stumbles back towards T-Bone, BUTCHER BOMB! The cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: T-Bone
Time: 11:35
Audience (Freestyle): 64%
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Catalyst vs. Suyo Ayishima
The match begins as the two young superstars circle each other, Catalyst missing a double leg tackle, giving time for Suyo to plant a jumping knee drop. The two stand again, and Suyo goes for a kick, and gets a dragon screw…two dragon screws…THREE dragon screws in a row! He clutches his leg as the taunting Catalyst brings him up. Suyo grabs him and hits a DDT stunningly close to the apron. The two stand, and Catalyst hist a quick sole butt, then brings Suyo up again. HE goes for a back grapple, and an arm lock by Suyo! The hold is broken quite easily and quite quickly. But, Suyo is quick to his feet, and grabs Catalyst, hitting another DDT, and then a Side Arm Hold! Another quick breakup. The two grapple, an d for the next good minute or two, walk around the ring, arms around their necks, trying to suplex each other. Catalyst eventually gets the upper hand. The two rise slowly, and Suyo hits a stomach crusher, and pins with a La Magistral. One! Kick out. Its been about 6 minutes now, the action heating up quite a bit, and Catalyst HITS the double leg tackle! Pigs fly! Hell freezes over! Don King gets a crewcut! Okay, so maybe it isn’t THAT random. Suyo gets to his feet…DDT attempt by Catalyst. Reversed in to a throwing Northern Lights Suplex. 7 Minutes. Suyo rolls him over, and grabs him in an Achillies Tendon hold, which lasts a good minute or so. The hold is broken, and the two stand. Northern lights bomb by Catalyst, as Suyo raises slowly, Catalyst stalking him. Catalyst isn’t quick enough, and Suyo slams him into a corner, and then moves away…SUYO SPECIAL!! And then a side arm lock! He reaches the ropes, though. The two stand…small package by Suyo! Again, too close to the ropes. Ten minute mark. He flips Catalyst off, and then locks in a backstyle pin. One! Two! Thre-no! The two stand…Catalyst Neckbreaker! He runs to the top, leaps off the top turnbuckle, turning 180, and hits a diving headbutt! Raised up…Double leg tackle. Catalyst climbs the ropes…taunts…METEOR PRESS!! One! Two! Three! Catalyst rolls away as “Gimme” hits!
Winner by pin fall: Catalyst
Time: 12:42
Audience (Freestyle): 67%
4. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Jamal Sambo vs. Bukkake SPUNK
The match begins as the obviously larger Sambo manhandles SPUNK, smashing him with a hammer blow, and then stomping. SPUNK stands, and kicks Jamal, which only serves to make him angrier. The Samboman tosses SPUNK like a rag doll, but SPUNK gets back up quickly, and kicks him twice. After the kicks, he hits a cyclone whip. Jamal stands, and gets repeated kicks from SPUNK. To the head. Yeowza. Sambo, however, seems relatively unphased, and swoops around, dishing out a high angle backdrop, then goes over to him, hits a soccer kick, and a muscle bomb press! One! Kickout. The two of them stand, and Jamal oes for the Sambo bomb…reversed into a pin! One! Kickout. The two stand, and SPUNK hits a Step Bakcbrain kick, then hits a Flashing Elbow. The two stand, and ther’es the Sambo Bomb! One! Two! Thr-no! They both stand…Spunk Shot! The two stand, slowly…Sambo going for a lariat, misses, ClimaXXX! One! Two! Thr-no! Sambo rushes up, and theres a Muscle Bomb Press! One! Two! Thr-no! The two rise…and another Spunk Shot! The two stand…Sambo Bomb! I sense a theme developing…One! Two! Thr-no! The two stand, and there’s a Northern Lights Suplex from SPUNK! One! Two! Thr-no! Backbrain Kneelkick by Spunk…cover…One! Two! Thre-no! The two stand, and, you guessed it, Spunk Shot! Backstyle cover! One! Two! Thre-no! Jamal gets up, and smashes SPUNK with a Muscle Bomb Press! One! Two! Thre-no! The two stand…SPUNK whips Jamal to the corner, and chops him…stand him in the center of the ring, amd goes behind him..theres the pumphandle! Lift! Spin! Spunk Shot! The crowd goes nuts as SPUNK climbs to Jamal, and drapes an arm over him! One! Two! Three!Neither of them move, exhausted totally, as “Enlarge Disorder” hits!
Winner by pin fall: Bukkake SPUNK
Time: 14:35
Audience (Freestyle): 79%
5. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Abdula Tonga vs. Devon Worth
Devon sticks his hand out for a shake, Ab hesitantly puts his hand forward, Devon cocks his head back and Ab kicks him in the stomach before he can spew his mist out! The match has begun! The two dance around the ring a bit more, a quick tie up, Ab spins behind, Devon hits a huge junk shot…ooooo. Devon turns Ab over and hits a low dropkick right across Abs neck. Ab quickly hustles to his feat, Devon hits a body slam, Ab gets up real quick and hits a body slam of his own, Devon gets up just as fast and Ab hits another body slam and covers… but barely gets a 1 count. Some more technical work (aka they aren’t really doing much) and the fans applaud the series. Devon goes for a Piledriver but Ab reverses it into a back body drop (yes, that is the biggest spot thus far). Devon gets up, sprays mist out for no reason, and then whips Ab into the ropes. Ab ducks a clothesline, but on the way back gets caught by a back body drop. Devon grabs Quest and shoves him into the corner, and then stomps on Abs nuts! He must really have some hatred for Hido… cover…1…2… and a near fall. Devon puts Ab in position to do it again… but Ab kicks Devon in the side of the head with his right foot, Devon is still holding on to his left as Ab pushes himself up to his feat and hits a huge Enziguri. Ab mounts Devon and locks on a double arm camel clutch… Devon refuses to tap to such a maneuver and Ab releases it in frustration. Devon works his way back up to his feat and gets nailed by a flying clothesline from Ab… cover…1…2…another nearfall. Solebutt rush on Devon…cover…1…2…no!!! Ab whips Devon to the corner… he climbs up behind him… Cattle Branding! Ab locks in the Bow and Arrow back breaker, the fans go nuts as Devon struggles to reach the ropes that are oh so close… finally he grabs a hold of them and Ab is forced to break the hold. Ab spins behind Devon, hopes on top of him and gets a rolling crucifix arm bar! Devon is in a world of pain, but was also rolled right into the ropes. Devon gets to his feet before the lazy Ab does, kicks Ab in the stomach and nails a huge black tiger bomb…1…2…NO!!! Devon picks the tired Ab up and whips him to the corner… he chases after and hits a huge flying kneel kick…and covers ab…1…2…NO!!! Devon again goes for the black tiger bomb… but Ab reverses it into a Face smasher… but Devon pops right back up to his feet leaving Ab in perfect position for SHIIIINNNNINNGGG WIIZZZARRRDOOO!!! Devon goes to the top rope… Shooting Star Press…1…2…AB GETS HIS HAND ON THE ROPES!!!! Devon staggers up to his feat and is greated with a FISHERMAN BUSTER from Ab… Ab makes a lazy cover…1…2…3!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Abdulah Tonga
Time: 16:51
Audience (Freestyle): 61%
6. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Dink & Deadbody Man vs. Hando & Prodigy
Patrick Quest already knows that no good can come out of this match, so he sends his up and coming referee son, Johnny Quest, to do this match. When Johnny enters the ring, he looks around in disbelief at the faces he sees… he even does a double take at the site of the monstrous DBM partnered with Dink… he looks back one more time and DBM grunts loudly… Johnny stumbles backwards and calls for the bell. “Ima dA GeOff I gO FewWsTT!” shouts Dink… DBM looks at him oddly, actually cracks a smile (OMG!!!) and steps outside… Hando doesn’t have such luck as he tries pushing the giant, evil prodigy… he even goes as far as to bring the rope over to prodigy’s leg to step over… finally Prodigy gives DBM one last stare and steps out. The match starts out as Hando gives a huge knife handle chop across dinks throat. For about the next 2 minutes, Hando and Dink exchange vicious drop toe holds… Hando shows off his style by hitting a rolling knee cross, Dink screams in agony… Hando lets go picks dink up and tosses him to the ropes, Dink bounces back and receives a flying cross chop… Hando kicks dink in the side… his toenail that wasn’t clipped enough gets caught in dinks fur... but he wisely hits an enziguri that sends dink rolling around in pain. Just as Hando goes over to pick Dink up… Dink locks in the Dink J@Be!!! Hando falls over in mind numbing pain and Dink tags out to DBM!!! Hando is laying on the mat as a huge shadow passes over him… DBM grabs Hando by the Neck and lifts him high above the ground in a choke hold… the fans stare in awe at the mighty strength of the monster. DBM tosses Hando into his corner and signals for him to tag out to Prodigy… Prodigy is waiting anxiously, but Hando Charges in at DBM and hits a Knife edge chop… DBM is not fazed. Hando tries to kick DBM in the side… DBM cathes his foot, picks up the other, and begins to viciously punch Hando in the face over… and over… and over. The crowd is booing in disgust as blood drips from Hando’s face down onto the mat. DBM picks Hando up by the neck again and throws him into the corner… this time Prodigy slaps the bloody Hando and enters the ring. Hando, unknowingly tagged out, charges at DBM but barely budges him… DBM bends him over and picks him up for a powerbomb, but Prodigy punches DBM in the back of the head and Hando hits a hurricanranna! He poses for the crowd, but Johnny quest timidly tells him to step outside. Both heavyweights battle back and forth with punches, they even exchange a series of slams… then DBM shows his un-godly strength as he picks Prodigy up like a ragdoll and holds him there by the throat. Hando runs in and delivers a low drop kick to DBM’s knee which, in turn, sends Prodigy flying to the ground. DBM grabs Hando and headbutts him across the ring… Hando rolls to the outside… DBM then picks up Prodigy 6 FEET DEEP!!! Prodigy staggers to his feat, DBM goes behind him and tosses him over the top rope with a german Suplex. DBM follows him to the outside and hits the Hellavator, Prodigy lets out scream of Agony… but DBM doesn’t see Hando who nails a Swan Dive Plancha across DBM. At that point, Dink comes out to help DBM take care of business. Prodigy reaches for whatever he can and ends up grabbing dink. He picks him up as if he were a stuffed animal and slams him across his knee, he then begins to stab dink with a fork! DBM comes over and breaks this up by taking a scythe to Prodigy’s face… bad idea. Prodigy hops up to his feat and slams DBM hard onto the mat, he then tags in Hando (!?!?!). Hando comes in and hits a back spin kick to DBM’s gut, he follows it up with a backflip kick. Hando grabs DBM from behind… DBM kicks Hando in the nuts… But prodigy spits fire in DBM’s eyes!!! DBM is clutching his eyes in pain I suppose… and hando bends him over and nails a Peace Crusher 2!!! Dink comes in to help DBM, but ends up getting slammed around by Hando in the process. Hando whips dink into DBM… Dink’s head hits DBM right in the nuts which puts him in perfect position for the SHINNING BULLFROG!!! DBM staggers back up to his feat, and Prodigy enters the ring, he hits a huge clothesline on DBM, Hando rolls DBM up…1…2…Dink makes the save!!! Dink rolls to his corner… and DBM makes a tag out to Dink! Prodigy comes in to help out Hando… but Dink gives him the DiNk J@bE!!! Prodigy begins screaming in agony again as Dink clutches on for dear life. Hando gives dink a solid kick to the face to make him release the hold… Dink gets up and begins doing carthwheels (!?!?!)… when he stops Prodigy punches him square in the face!! Hando somehow ends up on the outside (it was really stupid what he actually did) and DBM chases him out there, 1….2….3…..4…. Hando hits DBM’s knee with a chair… DBM grabs it in Pain and ends up receiving another shinning bullfrog!! 5….6….7….8…. DBM is totally pissed now, and just pops right back up, he delivers a Hellavator to Hando across the concrete, he then picks him up and nails a face first into the dirt, 9….10….11….12…. he continues his assault by hitting a throwing german that puts Hando in the audience!! Screams of women are heard as the 7ft monster chases after Hando….13….14….15….16…. The cameraman cannot see what is happening…. Suddenly at 17, Hando pops out of the crowd and makes his way to the ring! Hando enters the ring and gets a hurricanerana’d by Dink…1…2…Prodigy makes the save! DBM comes in the ring despite Johnny’s attempts to force him out… He grabs Prodigy and hits 6 Feet Deep over the top rope! He grabs Hando and hits 6 feet deep over the top rope! Dink does a pose while DBM slowly trots back to his locker room. Both Hando and Prodigy are out cold outside the ring …1….2…3… The bell rings!!! TLD!!! That brings an end to this odd match up…
Winner by Nothing: No one
Time: 45:00
Audience (Freestyle): 40%
7. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Beau Graves)
Tranzfusion vs. Ryan Rose
This match, a grudge match between 2 former partners in crime, boils down to it. The fans are on the edge of their seats, as the two make their entrances. Ryan Rose is wearing decidedly non-blood brother white attire, generating “Sell-Out” chants and a whole lot of boos. Beau Graves gets in, and the bell rings. They tie up, and there’s a test of strength. Tranz wins it, and drops Rose with a body slam. The fans cheer. He drops an elbow right into Rose’s face. There’s a backbrain kneelkick by Tranz. There’s a leg-catch enzugiri by Tranz, who seems to be running this match, to the fans delight. Jawbreaker from Tranz, and the fans cheer more as Rose stumbles. Tranzfusion goes up top, and nails a Mad Splash! One… Two… Kick out by Rose. Tranz Reverses a DDT into a Northern Light’s suplex. There’s then a running head scissors leg whip by Tranz. Tranz goes up top, and connects with a powerful missile dropkick from the turnbuckles. The fans are cheering wildly for this 10 minute squash. Ryan Rose comes back with an overhead kick and a double knee drop on Tranz’s chest. There’s a quick pin. One… Two… Kick out. Tranz picked up. Rose attempts a Bulldog, but Tranz reverses it into a vicious backdrop, killing what little momentum Rose had. Spinning Back Kick by Tranz! The fans cheer wildly. Tranzfixer in the center of the ring! Rose taps! It’s over!
Winner by submission: Tranzfusion
Time: 12:32
Audience (Strong Style): 84%
"Stem" by Crossbreed hits the P.A. !!!! IT'S SYKOPATH!! And he's got a mic... what the Hell.. he never speaks on here.
Sy: Rose you piece of s***, you better start worrying about who's out for your blood, and not who's on your "to do" list.
Sykopath looks straight at Rose, and Rose looks like he's just seen death itsself. Then in a snap a rage fills his face and he throws insults at Sykopath attempting to cut him down, but the lights go out.
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A Strobe Light goes on.. and the Crowd goes INSANE!!
Cross: SYKOPATH IS IN THE RING!! WITH THE STAPLE GUN!!!..... Ryan Rose turns around... Sykopath slams into him!!
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Now the lights come on in full, and there they are. Sykopath standing over Ryan Rose on the mat barely moving at all.
DeMarco: OH MY GOD!! SYKOPATH JUST STAPLED RYAN ROSE SIX TIMES!!! HOLY **** THIS IS UNHEARD OF!!!
Cross: This is going to either haunt Sykopath, or destroy Ryan Rose.... maybe both. Dear Lord this is insane!
DeMarco: WAIT!! SYKOPATH HAS DRAGGED ROSE TO HIS FEET!! What the Hell is going on?... Sykopath pulls a bag from his pants.... or is that a cup?
Cross: It's a bag... and buy the way he's puring it, and the shininess of the objects... I'd say those are THUMBTACKS!
Sykopath looks around in the crowd and they rise to their feet (as if they aren't already) and start to cheer like Crazy... Rose stands there dazed. Sykopath grabs Ryan Rose up and twists him around..
DeMarco: HOLY F***!! END TO SANITY ONTO THE THUMBTACKS!!! SYKO IS SICK!
Cross: Quick... cut to commercial... this is getting disgusting.
You heard the man.. we fade to commercial for "Neosporin".
…We come back from commercial now and Lee, Veronica and Asian Penguin stand in the middle of the ring. The crowd begins to shell out a round of boos as AP grabs the microphone.
[AP]: Shut up, all of you
*crowd boos grow louder*
[AP]: Crimson, you are a totally undeserving person. You got that heavyweight title out of sheer luck… If that title was held by someone great like me
*Penguin pauses and looks around as the boos grow and grow*
You and I both know that I can give it credibility. This PTTV Jobber title is holding the Great penguin down. I have beaten all kinds of challengers, from insanely retarded lugs to miniature jobbers… I have given this belt proper protection, but I want more. You see Crimson, you have the belt that I want, and it’s time for Asian Penguin to step up into the big leagues.
*AP begins to pace*
Every night I come out here and put on a SUPAH match… the fans all know it and all the wrestlers in the back fear my SUPAH REFRESHING style, it’s simply to much for giant retarded power lugs to handle. Now I even have the backing of S^3 on my side, the best damn wrestlers in this federation that actually have style, and it isn’t right that losers like Crimson and Tranzfusion get to headline PPV’s with their incompetent jobber style while Asian Penguin is buried somewhere in the mid-card. So at this up and coming PPV, Asian Penguin is going to throw down his worthless PTTV title. Yes ladies and gentlemen, if I can even call you slobs that, I am beyond this title… and right now, that Idiot Crimson is walking around with the title I deserve, and it appears as though he is already fighting the insane Blood reject-now boy band star, Ryan Rose at this up coming PPV
*Crowd begins to cheer*
WELL I’M SICK OF IT. These no name losers do nothing except turn on each other, and they get title shots! Asian Penguin has faught his way to the top, and is actually deserving of a title shot… BUT HE DOESN’T GET ONE! So to whom ever wins at this upcoming PPV, you better watch your back.
*Crowd begins to boo wildly and throw debris into the ring*
And remember everyone, especially all you losers in the back, if you aren’t SUPAH REFRESHING, BUKKAKE, or JUNIOR; you aren’t SUPAH!!!
*You Spin Me hits, and AP leaves the ring, about halfway up the ramp he is greated by the other members of S^3, they all raise there hands in victory like poses and then proceed to dance there way to the back*
8. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Beau Graves)
Asian Penguin & Brian Lee vs. Crimson & Sykopath
Asian Penguin makes his elaborate entrance, with a penguin on a leash and all. Lee makes his entrance to a multitude of deafening boos. Upon Crimson’s music, he and Sykopath run to the ring, and the brawl has begun. Crimson and Lee pair off, and Syko and AP brawl. Beau Graves is trying to break up the wild melee, but to no avail, finally, ring security. Lee is forced onto the apron, as is Sykopath. Asian Penguin and Crimson are slated to start the match. They tie up, and there’s a drop toehold on Crimson. Crimson is whipped to the ropes, and is kicked in the face with a flying kneelkick by Penguin. Crimson makes the blind tag to Sykopath, who comes in and lariats AP. Ap sweeps Crimson down, but Is headbutted by Syko. AP gets back in it with a Cyclone Arm Drag. Syko DDTs him next to the corner, and locks him in a high-power crab. AP finesses himself out of it, and knees Sykopath in the gut. AP locks Sykopath in an alter-Kabel Naria, but Syko toughs it out, and AP is ordered to release the hold. Syko dodges a Refreshing Kick and rushes AP like the devil. Oh, there’s the dreaded nkee stamps, too. Syko goes up top for the moonsault press, but Brian Lee makes his presence known by jumping into the ring and breaking up the pin. Lee tries a suplex, but Syko kangaroo kicks him through the middle ropes onto the apron. The match goes on. AP gets in his Refreshing Kick, and finally makes the tag to Lee. Lee runs in with a facebuster, and AP locks Syko in the Fristbite Clutch. Lee is kicking Syko in the crotch as AP tries to make him tap, but Syko once again shows his toughness (and balls of steel), and toughs it out until the ref breaks it up. Crimson leaps into the ring, and takes on AP head on. AP gets DDTed, and Crimson goes up top with the moonsault press. On the other side of the ring, Lee bulldogs Syko. Syko reverses it in mid move, and full-nelson slams Lee! Syko picks Lee up again, and drops him with a jawbreaker. Crimson, who has vanquished AP to the outside, comes over and locks Lee in a Sharpshooter. AP runs in, and tries the Refreshing Kick, but Crimson reverses it into a dragon screw. Crimson is forced out of the ring, as is AP. Syko pins Lee, but AP jumps in with a leg drop to save the day. Syko and Lee get up. Jewel Cutter Combo on Syko! Syko seems down and out, but he manages to give AP the Jester’s Noose before running over to Crimson and making the tag. Lee takes on both of them, and reverses a double suplex into a double DDT!! AP runs in to help, and tries to take care of Syko, but his back drop is reversed into a body press! Lee reverses another double-team attempt, this time with a few kicks. AP comes over, and does the Refreshing Kick on a rising Crimson! Syko quickly takes care of AP, though, with a DDT. AP is told to leave, and he does. Crimson and Lee are going at it. Crimson DDTs Lee, and takes out his fork! A trickle of blood seeps from Lee’s forehead. AP wants in, but the ref isn’t letting him. Graves breaks up the stabbing. Lee gets up. Gimmick Buster on Crimson!! Crimson seems out, but Syko tags him from the apron. Syko is in, and the fans cheer. Syko takes out Lee with a punch, borrows Crimson’s fork, and begins stabbing wildly at Lee’s forehead! Lee is bleding to the extreme! Blood is gushing out of the commissioner’s forehead. Crimson grabs his face, and drags it across the mat, staining it. AP runs in, and drops Crimson with a Northern Light’s bomb. AP flashes the S3 taunt, and the fans boo their lungs out. Syko grabs AP, but AP reverses into a Tiger Suplex Whip. Crimson is told to leave, as is AP. Syko pins Lee. One… Two… Th-no! Almost had him. Syko whips out everyone’s favorite weapon, the fork, and works on the back of Lee’s bleeding head. Syko takes out a small green vial, and spits green mist into Lee’s face! Lee gets up. Haiti Thunder on Syko! Tag is made to AP. AP runs off the ropes with a spinning kneelkick on the dazed Syko. Syko gets out his fork, and stabs AP in the face! Jester’s Noose! Descending Angel. No! AP dodges it, and drops Syko on his head with the Northern Light’s Bomb. One… Two… Thr-no! Syko Just manages to squeeze out enough energy to kick out. Crimson is looking for revenge on Lee from that Gimmick Buster to the floor, and he has got Lee down on the floor, stabbing a fork into his shoulder blades! Lee is screaming in intense pain. Graves rolls out to the ring, and breaks up the brutality, prompting AP-targeted brutality inside the ring! AP is bleeding from the head. AP is pinned. One…. Two… Th-No! Lee manages to break it up! Crimson runs in, and AP tells Lee to duck. SUPAH REFRESHING KICK ON CRIMSON!! Syko gets up, but gets a Glacial Divide from Asian Penguin!!! No! He reverses it into a facebuster! Syko pins. One… Two… No! Lee breaks it up. Crimson runs in. Crimson Crusher on AP!! Lee is forced to leave, as is Crimson. Syko tries to spit mist in the bloody face of Asian Penguin, but Penguin ducks. Sykopath is winded. Asian Penguin hits a reverse DDT. Syko gets up. Refreshing Kick! The fans are jumping in the aisles, booing their lungs out! AP does the S3 taunt, and the fans boo some more! They’re showering the entire ring with paper cups! AP drops a knee into Sykopath’s crotch. Praying powerbomb on AP! How did he pull that one out? AP grabs the ropes, and recovers with a spin kick. Reverse DDT on Syko. Syko is whipped to the ropes, and AP does a second rope Northern Light’s Bomb!! Sykopath is picked up. OPERATION DEEP FREEZE! But Crimson breaks it up. Brian Lee to try and defend AP, but he gets a Jester’s Noose for his trouble. AP gets an STO and a Moonsault Press from Crimson. Crimson is tossed out of the ring by AP, and the team of AP and Lee double backdrop Syko. There’s a leg drop on the falled Syko. Crimson rolls into the ring, and takes on AP. Sykopath is whipped to the ropes, and is hit with an impressiive flying lariat from Brian Lee. Lee is told to leave. Crimson decides not to piss off the ref anymore, and leaves. AP hits a twisted backdrop on Sykopath. GLACIAL DIVIDE on Syko!! One… Two… Thre-no! Sykopath manages to grab the ropes. AP throws Sykopath to the outside, and follows with a springboard dropkick. 1… 2… 3… 4…The fans are loving the match, but booing the controllers. Inside the ring, there’s a Frog Splash on Crimson! Crimson rolls out to the apron, and Lee follows. There’s a monstrous reprise of last week when Lee GIMMICK BUSTERS CRIMSON TO THE CONCRETE FROM THE APRON! 5… 6… 7… 8… 9… The fans chant for Crimson, but it doesn’t look like it’s gonna happen. On another side, there’s an OPERATION DEEP FREEZE ON THE CONCRETE!! 10…11…12… AP tries a Glacial Divide again, but it’s reversed into a facebuster on the concrete!!! 13… 14… Sykopath returns to the ring, to wild cheers. 15… 16… 17… 18… AP is trying to get up. He is on his knees. 19… He stumbles toward the ring, and just before the 20 count, he rolls in. There’s an attempted End to Sanity, but the referee rings the bell! The match has reached the time limit!
Result: Time-Up Draw
Time: 45 minutes
Audience (Freestyle): 38%
…The match may have not solved anything but all four men continue to battle. Crimson and AP battle there way to the top of the ramp as Lee and Syko remain in the ring. Syko clothesline Lee over the ropes. Syko goes to the outside, BAM! Lee stops him dead in his track with a chair shot to the forehead. Crimson is in control of AP on the top of the ramp, Crimson Cut… no! AP shoves him off, BAM! Lee is there to blast Crimson with the steel chair. Lee and AP begin to lay the boots to Crimson… “Du Hast” hits the PA. It’s TRANZ! Lee and AP take off before Tranz can catch them. Syko comes to and makes his way back up the ramp, Tranz looks over Crimson as the shot fades.
[Fade]
Alex Sanchez vs. Jay
The rookie comes out to some decent crowd heat; Jay waits in the ring pacing himself. Bell rings, lets get it on! Alex with the arm breaker to Jay, trying to loosen up the joint a bit. Jay drops Alex down to the mat with the drop toehold, Alex gets back up and Jay takes him down again with the ipon-zoie. Jay now whips Alex to the corner; Alex climbs the corner and flips over top of Jay, hamstring kick to the back of the calf on Jay. Alex whips Jay into the ropes now, leapfrog, Jay bounces off the rope and Alex bounces off the other, screw high kick! Alex goes for the sunset flip but Jay moves out of the way. Overhead belly-to-belly suplex now by Jay, Jay bounces of the ropes and connects with the Pink Spider! Moonsault pin… 1… 2… Alex kicks out. Jay stays on him though, iron claw. Alex wisely finds himself in the ropes. Jay now picks Alex over, grapple from behind, German suplex, Jay floats over TGER SUPLEX… 1… 2… Alex kicks out again. Alex now takes him down with the arm wringer takedown; Jay gets back up to his feet, kick… kick… sole butt! Jay now finds himself in the clutches of la migastral… 1… 2… kick out! Alex gets back to his feet, BAM! Jay sends him back down with the Tribute To Hide. Jay ascends the ropes, landing body press! Cover… 1… 2… kick out! Can’t seem to keep Alex down. Alex looks to make his comeback now, Jay sent to the ropes, Alex follows in, flip kick blocked by Jay and Alex is back flip, Alex lands on his feet, kick to the gut, Michinoku Driver on Alex. Cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Jay
Time: 14:34
Audience (Lucha Style): 62%
2. <<<#1 Contender: Prime Time TV Championship>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Shadow vs. T-Bone
Both men lock up in the centre of the ring, Shadow hits a forearm, T-Bone with the kick, Shadow locks up I the headlock hold, elbow to the back of the head, T-Bone sprints back to his feet and hits the drop toehold on Shadow. Shadow gets back up to his feet, T-Bone gets caught of guard with a thrust to the throat, Shadow ties up but both men find themselves in a ToS, T-Bone drops him again with the drop toehold, snap suplex now on Shadow. Shadow gets back up, snap suplex again. T-Bone goes up to the top, moonsault pin… 1… 2… Kick out! T-Bone could have had the early win there. Shadow whips T-Bone to the ropes, ultra rana! The cover… 1… 2… kick out! Shadow looks for the In Shadows, its blocked by T-Bone and Shadow is sent to the outside. Both men slug it out on the outside now, Shadow sends T-Bone to the guardrail. T-Bone bounces off and goes towards Shadow, Shadow blasts T-Bone with the overhead kick that sends him over top the guard rails. Shadow goes back into the ring as the count continues on T-Bone… 13… 14… 15… T-Bone makes it up to his feet and back to the ring. Shadow now again whips T-Bone into the ropes, ultra rana, no! T-Bone blocks it. Shadow gets back to his feet and T-Bone hits the machine suplex… 1… 2… kick out! T-Bone now with the back switch, vertical reverse DDT. Stalefish now locked in. Shadow is screaming in pain but finds the ropes. T-Bone appears to had enough and gives us the single arm spinning of DOOM! Shadow stumbles back towards T-Bone, BUTCHER BOMB! The cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: T-Bone
Time: 11:35
Audience (Freestyle): 64%
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Catalyst vs. Suyo Ayishima
The match begins as the two young superstars circle each other, Catalyst missing a double leg tackle, giving time for Suyo to plant a jumping knee drop. The two stand again, and Suyo goes for a kick, and gets a dragon screw…two dragon screws…THREE dragon screws in a row! He clutches his leg as the taunting Catalyst brings him up. Suyo grabs him and hits a DDT stunningly close to the apron. The two stand, and Catalyst hist a quick sole butt, then brings Suyo up again. HE goes for a back grapple, and an arm lock by Suyo! The hold is broken quite easily and quite quickly. But, Suyo is quick to his feet, and grabs Catalyst, hitting another DDT, and then a Side Arm Hold! Another quick breakup. The two grapple, an d for the next good minute or two, walk around the ring, arms around their necks, trying to suplex each other. Catalyst eventually gets the upper hand. The two rise slowly, and Suyo hits a stomach crusher, and pins with a La Magistral. One! Kick out. Its been about 6 minutes now, the action heating up quite a bit, and Catalyst HITS the double leg tackle! Pigs fly! Hell freezes over! Don King gets a crewcut! Okay, so maybe it isn’t THAT random. Suyo gets to his feet…DDT attempt by Catalyst. Reversed in to a throwing Northern Lights Suplex. 7 Minutes. Suyo rolls him over, and grabs him in an Achillies Tendon hold, which lasts a good minute or so. The hold is broken, and the two stand. Northern lights bomb by Catalyst, as Suyo raises slowly, Catalyst stalking him. Catalyst isn’t quick enough, and Suyo slams him into a corner, and then moves away…SUYO SPECIAL!! And then a side arm lock! He reaches the ropes, though. The two stand…small package by Suyo! Again, too close to the ropes. Ten minute mark. He flips Catalyst off, and then locks in a backstyle pin. One! Two! Thre-no! The two stand…Catalyst Neckbreaker! He runs to the top, leaps off the top turnbuckle, turning 180, and hits a diving headbutt! Raised up…Double leg tackle. Catalyst climbs the ropes…taunts…METEOR PRESS!! One! Two! Three! Catalyst rolls away as “Gimme” hits!
Winner by pin fall: Catalyst
Time: 12:42
Audience (Freestyle): 67%
4. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Jamal Sambo vs. Bukkake SPUNK
The match begins as the obviously larger Sambo manhandles SPUNK, smashing him with a hammer blow, and then stomping. SPUNK stands, and kicks Jamal, which only serves to make him angrier. The Samboman tosses SPUNK like a rag doll, but SPUNK gets back up quickly, and kicks him twice. After the kicks, he hits a cyclone whip. Jamal stands, and gets repeated kicks from SPUNK. To the head. Yeowza. Sambo, however, seems relatively unphased, and swoops around, dishing out a high angle backdrop, then goes over to him, hits a soccer kick, and a muscle bomb press! One! Kickout. The two of them stand, and Jamal oes for the Sambo bomb…reversed into a pin! One! Kickout. The two stand, and SPUNK hits a Step Bakcbrain kick, then hits a Flashing Elbow. The two stand, and ther’es the Sambo Bomb! One! Two! Thr-no! They both stand…Spunk Shot! The two stand, slowly…Sambo going for a lariat, misses, ClimaXXX! One! Two! Thr-no! Sambo rushes up, and theres a Muscle Bomb Press! One! Two! Thr-no! The two rise…and another Spunk Shot! The two stand…Sambo Bomb! I sense a theme developing…One! Two! Thr-no! The two stand, and there’s a Northern Lights Suplex from SPUNK! One! Two! Thr-no! Backbrain Kneelkick by Spunk…cover…One! Two! Thre-no! The two stand, and, you guessed it, Spunk Shot! Backstyle cover! One! Two! Thre-no! Jamal gets up, and smashes SPUNK with a Muscle Bomb Press! One! Two! Thre-no! The two stand…SPUNK whips Jamal to the corner, and chops him…stand him in the center of the ring, amd goes behind him..theres the pumphandle! Lift! Spin! Spunk Shot! The crowd goes nuts as SPUNK climbs to Jamal, and drapes an arm over him! One! Two! Three!Neither of them move, exhausted totally, as “Enlarge Disorder” hits!
Winner by pin fall: Bukkake SPUNK
Time: 14:35
Audience (Freestyle): 79%
5. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Abdula Tonga vs. Devon Worth
Devon sticks his hand out for a shake, Ab hesitantly puts his hand forward, Devon cocks his head back and Ab kicks him in the stomach before he can spew his mist out! The match has begun! The two dance around the ring a bit more, a quick tie up, Ab spins behind, Devon hits a huge junk shot…ooooo. Devon turns Ab over and hits a low dropkick right across Abs neck. Ab quickly hustles to his feat, Devon hits a body slam, Ab gets up real quick and hits a body slam of his own, Devon gets up just as fast and Ab hits another body slam and covers… but barely gets a 1 count. Some more technical work (aka they aren’t really doing much) and the fans applaud the series. Devon goes for a Piledriver but Ab reverses it into a back body drop (yes, that is the biggest spot thus far). Devon gets up, sprays mist out for no reason, and then whips Ab into the ropes. Ab ducks a clothesline, but on the way back gets caught by a back body drop. Devon grabs Quest and shoves him into the corner, and then stomps on Abs nuts! He must really have some hatred for Hido… cover…1…2… and a near fall. Devon puts Ab in position to do it again… but Ab kicks Devon in the side of the head with his right foot, Devon is still holding on to his left as Ab pushes himself up to his feat and hits a huge Enziguri. Ab mounts Devon and locks on a double arm camel clutch… Devon refuses to tap to such a maneuver and Ab releases it in frustration. Devon works his way back up to his feat and gets nailed by a flying clothesline from Ab… cover…1…2…another nearfall. Solebutt rush on Devon…cover…1…2…no!!! Ab whips Devon to the corner… he climbs up behind him… Cattle Branding! Ab locks in the Bow and Arrow back breaker, the fans go nuts as Devon struggles to reach the ropes that are oh so close… finally he grabs a hold of them and Ab is forced to break the hold. Ab spins behind Devon, hopes on top of him and gets a rolling crucifix arm bar! Devon is in a world of pain, but was also rolled right into the ropes. Devon gets to his feet before the lazy Ab does, kicks Ab in the stomach and nails a huge black tiger bomb…1…2…NO!!! Devon picks the tired Ab up and whips him to the corner… he chases after and hits a huge flying kneel kick…and covers ab…1…2…NO!!! Devon again goes for the black tiger bomb… but Ab reverses it into a Face smasher… but Devon pops right back up to his feet leaving Ab in perfect position for SHIIIINNNNINNGGG WIIZZZARRRDOOO!!! Devon goes to the top rope… Shooting Star Press…1…2…AB GETS HIS HAND ON THE ROPES!!!! Devon staggers up to his feat and is greated with a FISHERMAN BUSTER from Ab… Ab makes a lazy cover…1…2…3!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Abdulah Tonga
Time: 16:51
Audience (Freestyle): 61%
6. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Dink & Deadbody Man vs. Hando & Prodigy
Patrick Quest already knows that no good can come out of this match, so he sends his up and coming referee son, Johnny Quest, to do this match. When Johnny enters the ring, he looks around in disbelief at the faces he sees… he even does a double take at the site of the monstrous DBM partnered with Dink… he looks back one more time and DBM grunts loudly… Johnny stumbles backwards and calls for the bell. “Ima dA GeOff I gO FewWsTT!” shouts Dink… DBM looks at him oddly, actually cracks a smile (OMG!!!) and steps outside… Hando doesn’t have such luck as he tries pushing the giant, evil prodigy… he even goes as far as to bring the rope over to prodigy’s leg to step over… finally Prodigy gives DBM one last stare and steps out. The match starts out as Hando gives a huge knife handle chop across dinks throat. For about the next 2 minutes, Hando and Dink exchange vicious drop toe holds… Hando shows off his style by hitting a rolling knee cross, Dink screams in agony… Hando lets go picks dink up and tosses him to the ropes, Dink bounces back and receives a flying cross chop… Hando kicks dink in the side… his toenail that wasn’t clipped enough gets caught in dinks fur... but he wisely hits an enziguri that sends dink rolling around in pain. Just as Hando goes over to pick Dink up… Dink locks in the Dink J@Be!!! Hando falls over in mind numbing pain and Dink tags out to DBM!!! Hando is laying on the mat as a huge shadow passes over him… DBM grabs Hando by the Neck and lifts him high above the ground in a choke hold… the fans stare in awe at the mighty strength of the monster. DBM tosses Hando into his corner and signals for him to tag out to Prodigy… Prodigy is waiting anxiously, but Hando Charges in at DBM and hits a Knife edge chop… DBM is not fazed. Hando tries to kick DBM in the side… DBM cathes his foot, picks up the other, and begins to viciously punch Hando in the face over… and over… and over. The crowd is booing in disgust as blood drips from Hando’s face down onto the mat. DBM picks Hando up by the neck again and throws him into the corner… this time Prodigy slaps the bloody Hando and enters the ring. Hando, unknowingly tagged out, charges at DBM but barely budges him… DBM bends him over and picks him up for a powerbomb, but Prodigy punches DBM in the back of the head and Hando hits a hurricanranna! He poses for the crowd, but Johnny quest timidly tells him to step outside. Both heavyweights battle back and forth with punches, they even exchange a series of slams… then DBM shows his un-godly strength as he picks Prodigy up like a ragdoll and holds him there by the throat. Hando runs in and delivers a low drop kick to DBM’s knee which, in turn, sends Prodigy flying to the ground. DBM grabs Hando and headbutts him across the ring… Hando rolls to the outside… DBM then picks up Prodigy 6 FEET DEEP!!! Prodigy staggers to his feat, DBM goes behind him and tosses him over the top rope with a german Suplex. DBM follows him to the outside and hits the Hellavator, Prodigy lets out scream of Agony… but DBM doesn’t see Hando who nails a Swan Dive Plancha across DBM. At that point, Dink comes out to help DBM take care of business. Prodigy reaches for whatever he can and ends up grabbing dink. He picks him up as if he were a stuffed animal and slams him across his knee, he then begins to stab dink with a fork! DBM comes over and breaks this up by taking a scythe to Prodigy’s face… bad idea. Prodigy hops up to his feat and slams DBM hard onto the mat, he then tags in Hando (!?!?!). Hando comes in and hits a back spin kick to DBM’s gut, he follows it up with a backflip kick. Hando grabs DBM from behind… DBM kicks Hando in the nuts… But prodigy spits fire in DBM’s eyes!!! DBM is clutching his eyes in pain I suppose… and hando bends him over and nails a Peace Crusher 2!!! Dink comes in to help DBM, but ends up getting slammed around by Hando in the process. Hando whips dink into DBM… Dink’s head hits DBM right in the nuts which puts him in perfect position for the SHINNING BULLFROG!!! DBM staggers back up to his feat, and Prodigy enters the ring, he hits a huge clothesline on DBM, Hando rolls DBM up…1…2…Dink makes the save!!! Dink rolls to his corner… and DBM makes a tag out to Dink! Prodigy comes in to help out Hando… but Dink gives him the DiNk J@bE!!! Prodigy begins screaming in agony again as Dink clutches on for dear life. Hando gives dink a solid kick to the face to make him release the hold… Dink gets up and begins doing carthwheels (!?!?!)… when he stops Prodigy punches him square in the face!! Hando somehow ends up on the outside (it was really stupid what he actually did) and DBM chases him out there, 1….2….3…..4…. Hando hits DBM’s knee with a chair… DBM grabs it in Pain and ends up receiving another shinning bullfrog!! 5….6….7….8…. DBM is totally pissed now, and just pops right back up, he delivers a Hellavator to Hando across the concrete, he then picks him up and nails a face first into the dirt, 9….10….11….12…. he continues his assault by hitting a throwing german that puts Hando in the audience!! Screams of women are heard as the 7ft monster chases after Hando….13….14….15….16…. The cameraman cannot see what is happening…. Suddenly at 17, Hando pops out of the crowd and makes his way to the ring! Hando enters the ring and gets a hurricanerana’d by Dink…1…2…Prodigy makes the save! DBM comes in the ring despite Johnny’s attempts to force him out… He grabs Prodigy and hits 6 Feet Deep over the top rope! He grabs Hando and hits 6 feet deep over the top rope! Dink does a pose while DBM slowly trots back to his locker room. Both Hando and Prodigy are out cold outside the ring …1….2…3… The bell rings!!! TLD!!! That brings an end to this odd match up…
Winner by Nothing: No one
Time: 45:00
Audience (Freestyle): 40%
7. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Beau Graves)
Tranzfusion vs. Ryan Rose
This match, a grudge match between 2 former partners in crime, boils down to it. The fans are on the edge of their seats, as the two make their entrances. Ryan Rose is wearing decidedly non-blood brother white attire, generating “Sell-Out” chants and a whole lot of boos. Beau Graves gets in, and the bell rings. They tie up, and there’s a test of strength. Tranz wins it, and drops Rose with a body slam. The fans cheer. He drops an elbow right into Rose’s face. There’s a backbrain kneelkick by Tranz. There’s a leg-catch enzugiri by Tranz, who seems to be running this match, to the fans delight. Jawbreaker from Tranz, and the fans cheer more as Rose stumbles. Tranzfusion goes up top, and nails a Mad Splash! One… Two… Kick out by Rose. Tranz Reverses a DDT into a Northern Light’s suplex. There’s then a running head scissors leg whip by Tranz. Tranz goes up top, and connects with a powerful missile dropkick from the turnbuckles. The fans are cheering wildly for this 10 minute squash. Ryan Rose comes back with an overhead kick and a double knee drop on Tranz’s chest. There’s a quick pin. One… Two… Kick out. Tranz picked up. Rose attempts a Bulldog, but Tranz reverses it into a vicious backdrop, killing what little momentum Rose had. Spinning Back Kick by Tranz! The fans cheer wildly. Tranzfixer in the center of the ring! Rose taps! It’s over!
Winner by submission: Tranzfusion
Time: 12:32
Audience (Strong Style): 84%
"Stem" by Crossbreed hits the P.A. !!!! IT'S SYKOPATH!! And he's got a mic... what the Hell.. he never speaks on here.
Sy: Rose you piece of s***, you better start worrying about who's out for your blood, and not who's on your "to do" list.
Sykopath looks straight at Rose, and Rose looks like he's just seen death itsself. Then in a snap a rage fills his face and he throws insults at Sykopath attempting to cut him down, but the lights go out.
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A Strobe Light goes on.. and the Crowd goes INSANE!!
Cross: SYKOPATH IS IN THE RING!! WITH THE STAPLE GUN!!!..... Ryan Rose turns around... Sykopath slams into him!!
*CLICK*
*BLAM!*
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*BLAM!*
Now the lights come on in full, and there they are. Sykopath standing over Ryan Rose on the mat barely moving at all.
DeMarco: OH MY GOD!! SYKOPATH JUST STAPLED RYAN ROSE SIX TIMES!!! HOLY **** THIS IS UNHEARD OF!!!
Cross: This is going to either haunt Sykopath, or destroy Ryan Rose.... maybe both. Dear Lord this is insane!
DeMarco: WAIT!! SYKOPATH HAS DRAGGED ROSE TO HIS FEET!! What the Hell is going on?... Sykopath pulls a bag from his pants.... or is that a cup?
Cross: It's a bag... and buy the way he's puring it, and the shininess of the objects... I'd say those are THUMBTACKS!
Sykopath looks around in the crowd and they rise to their feet (as if they aren't already) and start to cheer like Crazy... Rose stands there dazed. Sykopath grabs Ryan Rose up and twists him around..
DeMarco: HOLY F***!! END TO SANITY ONTO THE THUMBTACKS!!! SYKO IS SICK!
Cross: Quick... cut to commercial... this is getting disgusting.
You heard the man.. we fade to commercial for "Neosporin".
…We come back from commercial now and Lee, Veronica and Asian Penguin stand in the middle of the ring. The crowd begins to shell out a round of boos as AP grabs the microphone.
[AP]: Shut up, all of you
*crowd boos grow louder*
[AP]: Crimson, you are a totally undeserving person. You got that heavyweight title out of sheer luck… If that title was held by someone great like me
*Penguin pauses and looks around as the boos grow and grow*
You and I both know that I can give it credibility. This PTTV Jobber title is holding the Great penguin down. I have beaten all kinds of challengers, from insanely retarded lugs to miniature jobbers… I have given this belt proper protection, but I want more. You see Crimson, you have the belt that I want, and it’s time for Asian Penguin to step up into the big leagues.
*AP begins to pace*
Every night I come out here and put on a SUPAH match… the fans all know it and all the wrestlers in the back fear my SUPAH REFRESHING style, it’s simply to much for giant retarded power lugs to handle. Now I even have the backing of S^3 on my side, the best damn wrestlers in this federation that actually have style, and it isn’t right that losers like Crimson and Tranzfusion get to headline PPV’s with their incompetent jobber style while Asian Penguin is buried somewhere in the mid-card. So at this up and coming PPV, Asian Penguin is going to throw down his worthless PTTV title. Yes ladies and gentlemen, if I can even call you slobs that, I am beyond this title… and right now, that Idiot Crimson is walking around with the title I deserve, and it appears as though he is already fighting the insane Blood reject-now boy band star, Ryan Rose at this up coming PPV
*Crowd begins to cheer*
WELL I’M SICK OF IT. These no name losers do nothing except turn on each other, and they get title shots! Asian Penguin has faught his way to the top, and is actually deserving of a title shot… BUT HE DOESN’T GET ONE! So to whom ever wins at this upcoming PPV, you better watch your back.
*Crowd begins to boo wildly and throw debris into the ring*
And remember everyone, especially all you losers in the back, if you aren’t SUPAH REFRESHING, BUKKAKE, or JUNIOR; you aren’t SUPAH!!!
*You Spin Me hits, and AP leaves the ring, about halfway up the ramp he is greated by the other members of S^3, they all raise there hands in victory like poses and then proceed to dance there way to the back*
8. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Beau Graves)
Asian Penguin & Brian Lee vs. Crimson & Sykopath
Asian Penguin makes his elaborate entrance, with a penguin on a leash and all. Lee makes his entrance to a multitude of deafening boos. Upon Crimson’s music, he and Sykopath run to the ring, and the brawl has begun. Crimson and Lee pair off, and Syko and AP brawl. Beau Graves is trying to break up the wild melee, but to no avail, finally, ring security. Lee is forced onto the apron, as is Sykopath. Asian Penguin and Crimson are slated to start the match. They tie up, and there’s a drop toehold on Crimson. Crimson is whipped to the ropes, and is kicked in the face with a flying kneelkick by Penguin. Crimson makes the blind tag to Sykopath, who comes in and lariats AP. Ap sweeps Crimson down, but Is headbutted by Syko. AP gets back in it with a Cyclone Arm Drag. Syko DDTs him next to the corner, and locks him in a high-power crab. AP finesses himself out of it, and knees Sykopath in the gut. AP locks Sykopath in an alter-Kabel Naria, but Syko toughs it out, and AP is ordered to release the hold. Syko dodges a Refreshing Kick and rushes AP like the devil. Oh, there’s the dreaded nkee stamps, too. Syko goes up top for the moonsault press, but Brian Lee makes his presence known by jumping into the ring and breaking up the pin. Lee tries a suplex, but Syko kangaroo kicks him through the middle ropes onto the apron. The match goes on. AP gets in his Refreshing Kick, and finally makes the tag to Lee. Lee runs in with a facebuster, and AP locks Syko in the Fristbite Clutch. Lee is kicking Syko in the crotch as AP tries to make him tap, but Syko once again shows his toughness (and balls of steel), and toughs it out until the ref breaks it up. Crimson leaps into the ring, and takes on AP head on. AP gets DDTed, and Crimson goes up top with the moonsault press. On the other side of the ring, Lee bulldogs Syko. Syko reverses it in mid move, and full-nelson slams Lee! Syko picks Lee up again, and drops him with a jawbreaker. Crimson, who has vanquished AP to the outside, comes over and locks Lee in a Sharpshooter. AP runs in, and tries the Refreshing Kick, but Crimson reverses it into a dragon screw. Crimson is forced out of the ring, as is AP. Syko pins Lee, but AP jumps in with a leg drop to save the day. Syko and Lee get up. Jewel Cutter Combo on Syko! Syko seems down and out, but he manages to give AP the Jester’s Noose before running over to Crimson and making the tag. Lee takes on both of them, and reverses a double suplex into a double DDT!! AP runs in to help, and tries to take care of Syko, but his back drop is reversed into a body press! Lee reverses another double-team attempt, this time with a few kicks. AP comes over, and does the Refreshing Kick on a rising Crimson! Syko quickly takes care of AP, though, with a DDT. AP is told to leave, and he does. Crimson and Lee are going at it. Crimson DDTs Lee, and takes out his fork! A trickle of blood seeps from Lee’s forehead. AP wants in, but the ref isn’t letting him. Graves breaks up the stabbing. Lee gets up. Gimmick Buster on Crimson!! Crimson seems out, but Syko tags him from the apron. Syko is in, and the fans cheer. Syko takes out Lee with a punch, borrows Crimson’s fork, and begins stabbing wildly at Lee’s forehead! Lee is bleding to the extreme! Blood is gushing out of the commissioner’s forehead. Crimson grabs his face, and drags it across the mat, staining it. AP runs in, and drops Crimson with a Northern Light’s bomb. AP flashes the S3 taunt, and the fans boo their lungs out. Syko grabs AP, but AP reverses into a Tiger Suplex Whip. Crimson is told to leave, as is AP. Syko pins Lee. One… Two… Th-no! Almost had him. Syko whips out everyone’s favorite weapon, the fork, and works on the back of Lee’s bleeding head. Syko takes out a small green vial, and spits green mist into Lee’s face! Lee gets up. Haiti Thunder on Syko! Tag is made to AP. AP runs off the ropes with a spinning kneelkick on the dazed Syko. Syko gets out his fork, and stabs AP in the face! Jester’s Noose! Descending Angel. No! AP dodges it, and drops Syko on his head with the Northern Light’s Bomb. One… Two… Thr-no! Syko Just manages to squeeze out enough energy to kick out. Crimson is looking for revenge on Lee from that Gimmick Buster to the floor, and he has got Lee down on the floor, stabbing a fork into his shoulder blades! Lee is screaming in intense pain. Graves rolls out to the ring, and breaks up the brutality, prompting AP-targeted brutality inside the ring! AP is bleeding from the head. AP is pinned. One…. Two… Th-No! Lee manages to break it up! Crimson runs in, and AP tells Lee to duck. SUPAH REFRESHING KICK ON CRIMSON!! Syko gets up, but gets a Glacial Divide from Asian Penguin!!! No! He reverses it into a facebuster! Syko pins. One… Two… No! Lee breaks it up. Crimson runs in. Crimson Crusher on AP!! Lee is forced to leave, as is Crimson. Syko tries to spit mist in the bloody face of Asian Penguin, but Penguin ducks. Sykopath is winded. Asian Penguin hits a reverse DDT. Syko gets up. Refreshing Kick! The fans are jumping in the aisles, booing their lungs out! AP does the S3 taunt, and the fans boo some more! They’re showering the entire ring with paper cups! AP drops a knee into Sykopath’s crotch. Praying powerbomb on AP! How did he pull that one out? AP grabs the ropes, and recovers with a spin kick. Reverse DDT on Syko. Syko is whipped to the ropes, and AP does a second rope Northern Light’s Bomb!! Sykopath is picked up. OPERATION DEEP FREEZE! But Crimson breaks it up. Brian Lee to try and defend AP, but he gets a Jester’s Noose for his trouble. AP gets an STO and a Moonsault Press from Crimson. Crimson is tossed out of the ring by AP, and the team of AP and Lee double backdrop Syko. There’s a leg drop on the falled Syko. Crimson rolls into the ring, and takes on AP. Sykopath is whipped to the ropes, and is hit with an impressiive flying lariat from Brian Lee. Lee is told to leave. Crimson decides not to piss off the ref anymore, and leaves. AP hits a twisted backdrop on Sykopath. GLACIAL DIVIDE on Syko!! One… Two… Thre-no! Sykopath manages to grab the ropes. AP throws Sykopath to the outside, and follows with a springboard dropkick. 1… 2… 3… 4…The fans are loving the match, but booing the controllers. Inside the ring, there’s a Frog Splash on Crimson! Crimson rolls out to the apron, and Lee follows. There’s a monstrous reprise of last week when Lee GIMMICK BUSTERS CRIMSON TO THE CONCRETE FROM THE APRON! 5… 6… 7… 8… 9… The fans chant for Crimson, but it doesn’t look like it’s gonna happen. On another side, there’s an OPERATION DEEP FREEZE ON THE CONCRETE!! 10…11…12… AP tries a Glacial Divide again, but it’s reversed into a facebuster on the concrete!!! 13… 14… Sykopath returns to the ring, to wild cheers. 15… 16… 17… 18… AP is trying to get up. He is on his knees. 19… He stumbles toward the ring, and just before the 20 count, he rolls in. There’s an attempted End to Sanity, but the referee rings the bell! The match has reached the time limit!
Result: Time-Up Draw
Time: 45 minutes
Audience (Freestyle): 38%
…The match may have not solved anything but all four men continue to battle. Crimson and AP battle there way to the top of the ramp as Lee and Syko remain in the ring. Syko clothesline Lee over the ropes. Syko goes to the outside, BAM! Lee stops him dead in his track with a chair shot to the forehead. Crimson is in control of AP on the top of the ramp, Crimson Cut… no! AP shoves him off, BAM! Lee is there to blast Crimson with the steel chair. Lee and AP begin to lay the boots to Crimson… “Du Hast” hits the PA. It’s TRANZ! Lee and AP take off before Tranz can catch them. Syko comes to and makes his way back up the ramp, Tranz looks over Crimson as the shot fades.
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