Post by CyberTranz on Sept 23, 2009 19:27:47 GMT -6
<<<Dark Match>>>
Matt H & Haddes vs. Terry Fanolua & Jun Kajiwara
Matt and Jun start of for their respective teams. Jun manages to get some shots in as Matt does what he does best, run around the ring. Matt hits a couple hammers until Jun locks in the flying cross arm bar. Matt runs to his corner on his knees and makes the tag to Haddes. Jun also makes the tag and the big man Terry. Haddes charges at him and falls to the ground. Terry picks him up by his feather boa and military presses him. Haddes gets back up, more dominance by Terry, powerbomb, I Am Taue and finally the Argentina backbreaker. Matt runs in to make the save. Tag back to Jun as the match continues, Haddes would continue getting beat down. The onslaught finally stops when Jun makes Haddes tap with the victory cross armlock.
Winners by submission: Terry Fanolua & Jun Kajiwara
Time: 23:17
Audience (Strong Style): 61%
1. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Beau Graves)
Keizo Hakase vs. Alex Sanchez
Beau Graves steps into the ring for the first match of the night. Alex Sanchez makes his way to the ring to a nice cheer from the fans. Keizo Hakase walks down to the ring, being pushed down the ramp by Jamie Incisors. The fans boo for Jamie, but have no idea what kind of reaction to give for Hakase. A small “Jamie Sucks” chant starts up. Hakase gets into the ring, and Jamie is told to leave. Alex shouts out something like “I weel ween”, and the match between the two unintelligible foreigners begins. Sanchez is whipped to the ropes by Hakase, but he slides under the Japanese man’s legs, and dropkicks him in the knee. Sanchez misses a leg drop, as Hakase kips up to his feet. Sanchez tries a DDT, but Hakase reverses it into a Northern Lights Suplex. Sanchezlands on his feet, though, and launches a devastating side kick to Keizo’s gut. The two trade off basic throws and holds for a few minutes. Hakase is whipped to the ropes, but he flips right out of it. He is slowed down by a DDT, though. Sanchez runs off the ropes and sentons the prostrate Hakase. Sanchez is then whipped to the turnbuckle. He also flips off of the top rope, but he is floored by a few knees to the abdomen. Hakase pins. One… Two… Kick out by Sanchez. Sanchez gets up and throws Hakase to the ropes. Sanchez leapfrogs the running Hakase, and drops him with a running kneelkick. No, wait. Hakase duxks the kick, and runs off the ropes with a leg lariat. Hakase then locks in the Spider Submission. Sanchez crawls to the ropes, though, and manages to get the hold broken. Sanchez is up. He tries a suplex, but Hakase reverses into the Black Widow Suplex! The bridge pin is locked. One… Two… Thr-No! Kick-out at 2.5 by Sanchez. Sanchez avoids the further Black Widow suplex series, and drops Hakase with a DDT near the corner. He goes up top, and drops the Elbow Con Queso! One… Two… Thr-Kick-out! They get up and circle each other. Sanchez tries to avoid it, but despite the defense, he is dropped with the Black Widow Buster. Keizo isn’t through, though, as he places Sanchez on the top rope. Sanchez gets in a kick to the nether-regions before Keizo can do anything, though, and drops Hakase with the Tornado DDT! Sanchez pins. One… Two… Thre-No! Kickout at what must have been 2.9 by Hakase. Sanchez floors Hakase and tries the Elbow Con Queso, but he misses! Hakase rolled out of the way. Keizo picks him up and drops him with the “Caught in the Web”. Keizo taunts, and goes to the top rope for the Corkscrew moonsault! One… Two… Thre-NO!! The arena is in awe, as they thought this match was over by now. Keizo tosses Sanchez to the outside and follows. Hakase picks Sanchez up, and Catches him in the Web on the outside! 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… Hakase tries it again, but Sanchez reverses and drops Hakase with a Skewer DDT on the concrete!! 6… 7… Sanchez locks in the Cctus Crab on the outside, with nowhere for Keizo to go. Keizo is tapping the concrete in vain. 8… 9… The hold is broken, and Sanchez returns to the ring. 10… Hakase returns to the ring. Hakase sets Sanchez up on the top turnbuckle, but he himself is pushed off! Sanchez signals, and drops the Elbow Con Queso. One… Two… Three! It’s over!
Winner by pin fall: Alex Sanchez
Time: 22:00
Audience (Lucha Style): 80%
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Bohemian Santa vs. Jamal Sambo
I don’t know what the hell I did to deserve this, but here we go. The match begins as Sambo reels back from the odorous creature that is Santa, also quite disturbed from his taunt. He literally wears a look of ‘Do I Have To?’ The two lock up, and Sambo whips him to the ropes, and goes to the ropes again, missing a Head Scissors attempt. Sabo stands and scoop slams him about 4 times, getting him outside the ring, as he taunts and laughs. Santa crawls back in Jamal hits a Karelin/Alevin lift before he stands, and a punch to the back of the head. He lifts him up, and hits a side suplex. Stands him up, and hits him with a front suplex whip. The two stand…Suplex attempt by Santa, reversed into a side arm hold. The two stand, and Santa…hip….dances….you can smell the disgust radiating from Sambo. But, it gives Santa enough time to whip him to the outside. He follows, and stands Jamal up, flashes an arpit, causing him to reel, and then hits a Dangerous DDT. He then locks in Where Are My Phetuses, and keeps it on for about the 14 count. They both crawl in at 16. Whip to the corner by Anta, obviously going for the Bohemian Flop, but Jamal catches him and hits the Exploder ’98. The two stand…Santa Smash! He hooks one leg in a pin, and presses his armpit against Jamal’s face…One! Two! Three! The match ends as Santa stands and poses as “You Spin Me” hits.
Winner by pin fall: Bohemian Santa
Time: 10:52
Audience (Strong Style): 71%
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Marakuso Manakuru vs. JC Storm
Coming off a nearly brutal loss the show before, Tigerpants makes his entrance, hoping to teach this new kid a lesson. Marakuso waits inside of the ring, The bell rings, and ‘kuso lands a couple of stiff elbows, then whips to the ropes, into a flying body splash, from which he kicks out instantly. As soon as they stand they tie up, and ‘kuso hits a scoop slam, grabbing his head on the way down, then hooking the arm and locking in a dragon sleeper, from which J.C. instantly escapes from. The two stand, and JT swoops behind, and delivers a low blow. After a while, ‘kuso stands and gets a knuckle arrow, followed by two swift knees to the head, and a low dropkick to the head while he’s down. Wonder where we’ve seen this before? As he rolls over, Tigerpants plants a boot to his face, causing him to bleed. The two stand, and J.C. nails him with a high speed dragon screw. The hurried pace slows down as the two begin circling, ‘kuso looking to take the advantage. But, J.C. lifts him up with a pelting front slam, and drops him face first, then stands him up, and hits a lifting takedown. The two stand…scoop slam by ‘kuso-No, a British Fall! The two stand, and JC hits a face rake, and another lifting takedown. The crowd starts a “Tigerpants” chant, as ‘kuso stands, and locks in the Octopus Stretch! He releases him, but holds his arm, and instantly hits him with a Blizzard Suplex! One! Two! Thr-no! J.C. Stands, rather irritated, and grabs him, going behind and hitting the Whiplash Effect, then stands him again from ‘kuso’s dazed kneel, and hits the White Trash Compactor! He goes overto the fallen rookie, and licks on the Tiger Trainer! But he’s too close to the ropes. He locks up, again, and grabs him, going behind, and hitting the Reality Check! One! Two! Three! Tigerpants releases the pin as “Stinkfist” hits!
Winner by pin fall: J.C. Storm
Audience (Strong Style): 98%
Time: 12:27
4. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
T-Bone vs. Catalyst
Right as Catalyst walks in the ring, T-Bone hits a flipping dropkick! T-bone quickly follows up by hitting a beast knee drop, then brings Cat to his feet… triple elbow strike sends Cat to the mat hard. Cat tries to get back to his feat and walks right into a T-bone headlock takeover. Bone picks Cat up, goes for a vertical Suplex, Cat spins around and catches Bone in a roll up…1…2…no!!! Bone gets up furious, spins behind Cat… rolling clutch counter by Cat…1…2…Bone barely escapes again. Both men stagger to their feat as Bone shakes the cobwebs out… Cat comes walking in… Bone Buster! Bone locks in the T-hold in dead center ring! Cat has no where to go… he finally realizes he can roll around and does so until he gets to the ropes. Bone picks Cat up… Falcon Arrow…1…2 easy kick out. Whip to ropes… Bone catches Cat in a hurricaneranna…1…2 another easy kick out. Bone Buster… Cat struggles to his feat… high flipping dropkick on Cat! Bone follows up with the San Diegan Sharpshooter move of doom… but Cat easily reaches the ropes. Bone goes to the apron… spring board drop kick… Cat just swats him to the ground, ouch. Bone back up… goes for a Falcon Arrow… Cat spins behind… face crusher! Both men lay there for a few moments; Quest begins to count. At about 5, both of them get to their feat; Bone delivers a quick kick to Cat’s stomach… San Diegan Bone Bomb…1…2…Cat grabs the ropes! Unpossible! Bone drags Cat to his feat… Cata-Cutter!! Cat picks Bone back up… he goes for another Cutter, but Bone delivers a vicious knee to the back. Bone picks Cat up… revs up his arm for a Kick flip! Cat gets up… charges in at Bone for what looks like a tackle, but ends up receiving a DDT. Bone picks Cat back up.. EMERALD FROSIONAAA. Cat gets up and lifts up Bone, Bone spins behind and takes Cats feat out from underneath him… roll up…1…2…No!!! Bone goes behind again… Cata reverses with a Nippon Soto Giri… he rolls Bone over and hits two DEVASTATING elbow drops to Bone’s feet!!! Bone gets back up and begins limping because of the damage those elbow drops have done… but he still manages to pull off a Falcon arrow…1…2…OMG OMG OMG Cat’s foot is on the ropes!!!! They both get back up… Bone hits another Falcon Arrow…1…2…3!!!
Winner by pin fall: T-Bone
Time: 19:25
Audience (Strong Style): 86%
5. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Dink vs. Daredevil
Sorry guys, I’m not in a funny material mood right now :-/. Anyway, the match starts off as DD sends dinkzorz flying into the turnbuckle, Dink comes flying back and receives a snap mare takeover. Do Do Do… dodododo… Do Do Do… dodododo (The in game music). Drop toe hold, omg drop toe hold, omg drop toe hold omg drop toe hold… YES!!! Elbow to the back by DD, he rolls Dink into a funny Mexican submission, these moves don’t hurt, they are just flashy. Man, this in game music ownz. Dink misses another roll up and flops to the ground… OMG dink hits a dragon screw and tries to do something but gets kicked in the head, then DD slaps on a Revers STF!!! BODY SLAMMAAA by DD. OMG!!! Dink connects with a roll up finally…1… yes 1!!! BODY SLAMMAAA by DD, omg Running Beast knee drop! He must be a huge fan of Bruiser Brody. He whips Dink to the ropes… Low drop kick… he picks him up OOO RAAA NAAA GEEEE. BELLAY TOOO BELLAY SUPLEXAAA…. Cover…1…2…no! Reverse Suplex on Dink, impressive. OOO Back Drop go to hell… Dink has got to be hurting… skewer DDT now, DD kicks Dink to the outside. DD picks dink up in Suplex fashion, but drops him the other way! YOWZA!!! DD picks dink back up, another Uranage! Again! Hiroshi Hase must have given him some pointers before the match eh? Dink with some 14xtreme offense… he slaps DD down like no tomorrow. DD gets up and continues his relentless Uranage infested assault. Haiti Thunder on Dink, followed by a Hawiian Smasha. TIGAH SUPREXA WHEEEP. GEDO CRUTCHAAAA…1…2…3!
Winner by pin fall: Daredevil
Time: 12:37
Audience (Strong Style): 61%
6. <<<Destiny Series Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Sykopath vs. Powersurge
Powersurge hits several open hand jabs to gain control of the match, several elbow pats, high elbow followed with an arm whip, Syko back to his feet, cyclone whip from Powersurge, Syko right back up, Powersurge tries the Seattle Stiff Arm, Syko ducks under it and unloads a few american jabs, powerful elbow smash, drop toe hold, Powersurge onto his feet, another powerful elbow smash, Syko tries a short arm clothsline, Powersurge ducks under it and gets behind Syko, Powersurge hits a backbrain headbutt then a backbrain lariat, knee drop across the back, Powersurge brings Syko to his feet and hits a saber hammer rush, manhattan drop, he brings Syko down with a neckbreaker drop, Powersurge moves around to Syko's legs and performs the giant swing, Syko rolls to the outside after taking the move, Powersurge recovers from the dizzyness then taunts Syko, Syko slides back in the ring, Powersurge tries another saber hammer rush but Syko blocks him this time and hits a chin crusher, Powersurge staggers backwards allowing Syko to charge forward and hit the mental illness, Powersurge gets to his feet, Syko nails a headbutt, then a DDT, Syko performs the guard position punch, he sets up the Apocalypse Tricycle, but Powersurge counters with a monkey flip, Powersurge is up first, Syko gets up right into a Seattle Stiff Arm, Sykopath groggily gets to his feet..Powersurge performs I Am Large, he then lifts Syko to his feet and drops him back down again with a reverse powerbomb, Powersurge flips Syko onto his stomach then runs off the ropes, he drops the Thunderbolt Elbow across Syko's throat, 1.....2....kickout, Syko lifted to his feet, Powersurge takes him over to the corner and hits the turnbuckle bomb, Powersurge moves into the center of the ring, Syko pulls himself up using the ropes, Powersurge charges at him and tries a lariat, Syko gets out of the way and Powersurge collides with the turnbuckle, he staggers backwards and then turns around, Syko starts Going Sykotic on him, Powersurge slowly gets up, Syko grabs him by the head...WHAM, Grace and Beauty of Utter Annihalation, La Magistral, 1.....2....kickout, Syko sets up Doesn't Play Well With Others, but Powersurge rolls backwards out of it, he hits a rush of punches to the face, another reverse powerbomb, Syko lifted to his feet, Powersurge nails the Blockbuster Hold, Syko gets his feet on the ropes before a cover can be made, Powersurge lifts Syko onto his shoulder and charges toward the corner for an Oklahoma Stampede, Syko slips over and shoves Powersurge into the corner, Powersurge stumbles backwards..END TO SANITY! 1....2....kickout! Syko lifts him to his feet and sets it up again, Powersurge hits him with an elbow to the face this time, Syko whipped to the ropes, Powersurge hits a huge lift up slam, he climbs onto the top rope and waits for Syko to get up, Syko gets to his feet, facing away from Powersurge, he turns to face him and gets nailed with a huge diving lariat, Powersurge waits for him to get up again, kick to the gut..TRUE POWER! back style pin, 1.....2....he kicks out! Powersurge punches the mat in frustration then climbs to the top again..Syko slowly gets to his feet..Powersurge flys off but Syko catches him in mid air with the red mist, Powersurge hits the ring hard, he gets onto his feet, trying to rub the mist from his eyes, Syko gets behind him..END TO SANITY! 1......2....3!
Winner by pin fall: Sykopath
Time: 19:22
Audience (Strong Style): 89%
7. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Bukkake SPUNK & Tandoori Man vs. Deadbody Man & Abdula Tonga
Abdula Tonga and Tandoori Man start as the legal men, collar and elbow tie up, forceful knee kick from Tandoori, drop toe hold, Tonga right back up, cyclone whip, Tandoori throws Tonga to the ropes, he hits a picture perfect ultra rana whip, Tonga gets up and Tandoori Man gives him a sole butt to the back, Tandoori applies a front facelock, Tonga counters with a northern lights suplex, Tandoori back up, leg trip, back up again, dragon screw, Abdula backs Tandoori into a neutral corner and hits several body blows, step backbrain kick, Abdula attempts to apply an STF, but Tandoori escapes him, collar and elbow tie up, Tonga puts Tandoori in a front facelock and moves him over to DBM, tag made, one leg headbutt on Tandoori, DBM lifts him up into a neck hanging tree, Tandoori escapes after several knees to to the face, DBM grabs Tandoori by the throat, looking to set up Face Down In The Dirt, but Tandoori brings him down with a drop toe hold, Tandoori quickly makes the tag to Spunk, Spunk slaps DBM in the face then whips him to the ropes, he looks for a spine bomb but DBM just runs right through him, Spunk gets up into a headbutt, then a shoulder neckbreaker, DBM sets up a reverse tombstone, but Spunk pulls himself all the way up and hits an ultra rana whip , Spunk hits DBM with an enziguri then applies the G-Spot, Tonga comes in and breaks the hold, Tandoori Man enters the ring and knocks Abdula down with a backbrain kick, Spunk and Tandoori hit a double suplex on DBM..they lift him up then do it again, Spunk holds DBM's arms back while Tandoori runs off the ropes and hits a zero fighter kick, Spunk runs off the ropes as well and hits a kenka kick to the back of the head, Spunk leaps onto the top rope and flys off with a mad splash across DBM's back, he flips him over and makes a cover, 1...2..kickout, Spunk attempts a belly to belly suplex, but DBM counters with a knee to the gut, DBM hits Face Down In The Dirt, he lifts Spunk to his feet and hits the Hellavator, Tandoori comes into the ring but gets the Demon Breath right in the face, DBM tags Abdula Tonga in, Tonga hits Spunk with a sole butt rush then nails a fisherman buster, Abdula goes up top and hits the shooting star press, 1....2...kickout, Tonga Half Crab attempted, but Spunk manages to wriggle out of it, Spunk counters another fisherman buster attempt and manages to hit the Bukakke Blizzard..1....2...kickout, Tonga counters an attempt at the ClimaXXX, he takes Spunk down, Tonga Half Crab, Spunk is just about to tap when Tandoori dropkicks Tonga off of him, DBM hits the ring and clothslines Tandoori over the top rope, DBM also goes over the ropes due to the momentum, Tonga gets to his feet and turns around, kick to the gut..SPUNK SHOT! Spunk makes a cover, 1......2.....3!
Winners by Bukkake SPUNK & Tandoori Man
Time: 15:54
Audience (Strong Style): 70%
…SPUNK makes his way back to the locker room as Tandoori plays to a few fans on the outside. DBM runs back into the ring absolutely livid, he stands over the body of Abdula waits, almost stocking his prey. Abdula gets back up to his feet, SIX FEET DEEP! DBM just drilled his partner. He proceeds to leave the ring as Abdula is down again. Tandoori laughs at what’s happening in the ring when out of nowhere… TWO COUNT! Jones and Rigg jump the guardrails and attack Tandoori from behind. Jones winds up blasts Tandoori with the steel chair. Both men put the boots to him, just as security show up, they hop the guardrails and high tail it out.
8. <<<Destiny Series Match>>> (Referee: Beau Graves)
Asian Penguin vs. Ross Cowan
Beau Graves gets into the ring, and Ross’s music starts up. The CCWA owner makes his way to the ring to tremendous cheers. Asian Penguin, however, is booed, as he makes his way to the ring with his penguins. The penguins are chased off by security as AP gets into the ring. The bell rings, and the match is under way. Asian Penguin dashes at Cowan, and sweeps him down to the ground. He drops a knee into Cowan’s jewels, and locks in a knee lock. Cowan reaches up and pokes AP in the eye, thus breaking the hold. AP tries a DDT, which Cowan promptly reverses into a throwing Northern Lights Suplex. AP whips Cowan to the ropes, but Cowan comes back with a falling neckbreaker. AP dodges the punch, and high-kicks Cowan in the back of the head. Cowan tries a vertical suplex, but AP reverses it, and drops the owner on the apron. Cowan gets up, and AP flips over him with the Sunset Flip Powerbomb to the outside!! 1… 2… 3… AP gets up, and slides into the ring. 4… 5… Cowan gets up, a bit dazed, and rolls into the ring. AP hits a spinning heel kick that almost launches Cowan back to the outside. Cowan comes back, but he’s dropped with a powerbomb. One… Two… thr-Kick out. Cowan is back up. He dodges the Refreshing Kick to drop AP with a back reverse suplex. Ap gets up, and is tossed over the top rope by way of Belly-Belly suplex. Cowan rolls to the outside, and locks in a spinning leg lock. 1… 2… 3… AP breaks the hold, and the two men try to gain an advantage. Cowan locks in a headlock, but AP reverses it and backdrops Cowan over the guar rail! He lands in a mans lap, knocking him over. 4… 5… 6…AP spots the man’s beautiful girlfriend, and begins hip-dancing for her. The woman seems entranced, as is Asian Penguin. 7… 8…He does not see that Cowan has gotten up. Cowan grabs AP for the Dragon suplex, but AP lands on his feet! Refreshing Kick to the back of Cowan’s head! 9… 10… Asian Penguin locks in the Frost Bite Clutch! 11… 12… 13… Cowan breaks the hold. Asian Penguin goes for the Operation Deep Freeze, but Cowan reverses and tries a German suplex. AP reverses that, and goes for another ODF, but Cowan reverses that, as well, and drops AP with the Dragon Suplex on the Concrete! 14… 15… 16… Ross gets up and rolls into the ring. 17… AP is struggling, but he gets back in the ring. Cowan dodges the high kick, and launches AP with a High-Release German Suplex. Cowan the drives AP down with the Cowan Special! One… Two… Thr-No! AP juuuust manages to kick out. Ross Cowan is unrelenting, and he locks in the Thistle Lock. AP breaks the hold, and gets in the SUPAH Refreshing Kick! He picks Cowan up and drops him with a Whipping Tiger Suplex. He pins. One… Two… Thr-No! AP tries another Supaah Refreshing Kick, but Cowan ducks and drills AP with a Reverse Cowan Special. He locks in a Thistle Lock, but AP flips over and reverses the pressure. AP rolls behind for the Operation Deep Freeze, but it’s in the ropes, and consequently broken up. AP is furious as he drags Cowan out of the ropes. He picks him up and drops him with the Glacial Divider! One… Two… Three! It’s over!
Winner by pin fall: Asian Penguin
Time: 17:39
Audience (Strong Style): 100%
[Cross]: What a MATCH! This Destiny Series just keeps getting better and better.
[DeMarco]: S^3 are 1-0 in these matches, their going to dominate Cross, just watch.
[Cross]: Well Cowan can’t be too happy about this lost but what a great effort by these two men. That’s all the time we have for tonight, good night everybody!
[Fade]
Matt H & Haddes vs. Terry Fanolua & Jun Kajiwara
Matt and Jun start of for their respective teams. Jun manages to get some shots in as Matt does what he does best, run around the ring. Matt hits a couple hammers until Jun locks in the flying cross arm bar. Matt runs to his corner on his knees and makes the tag to Haddes. Jun also makes the tag and the big man Terry. Haddes charges at him and falls to the ground. Terry picks him up by his feather boa and military presses him. Haddes gets back up, more dominance by Terry, powerbomb, I Am Taue and finally the Argentina backbreaker. Matt runs in to make the save. Tag back to Jun as the match continues, Haddes would continue getting beat down. The onslaught finally stops when Jun makes Haddes tap with the victory cross armlock.
Winners by submission: Terry Fanolua & Jun Kajiwara
Time: 23:17
Audience (Strong Style): 61%
1. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Beau Graves)
Keizo Hakase vs. Alex Sanchez
Beau Graves steps into the ring for the first match of the night. Alex Sanchez makes his way to the ring to a nice cheer from the fans. Keizo Hakase walks down to the ring, being pushed down the ramp by Jamie Incisors. The fans boo for Jamie, but have no idea what kind of reaction to give for Hakase. A small “Jamie Sucks” chant starts up. Hakase gets into the ring, and Jamie is told to leave. Alex shouts out something like “I weel ween”, and the match between the two unintelligible foreigners begins. Sanchez is whipped to the ropes by Hakase, but he slides under the Japanese man’s legs, and dropkicks him in the knee. Sanchez misses a leg drop, as Hakase kips up to his feet. Sanchez tries a DDT, but Hakase reverses it into a Northern Lights Suplex. Sanchezlands on his feet, though, and launches a devastating side kick to Keizo’s gut. The two trade off basic throws and holds for a few minutes. Hakase is whipped to the ropes, but he flips right out of it. He is slowed down by a DDT, though. Sanchez runs off the ropes and sentons the prostrate Hakase. Sanchez is then whipped to the turnbuckle. He also flips off of the top rope, but he is floored by a few knees to the abdomen. Hakase pins. One… Two… Kick out by Sanchez. Sanchez gets up and throws Hakase to the ropes. Sanchez leapfrogs the running Hakase, and drops him with a running kneelkick. No, wait. Hakase duxks the kick, and runs off the ropes with a leg lariat. Hakase then locks in the Spider Submission. Sanchez crawls to the ropes, though, and manages to get the hold broken. Sanchez is up. He tries a suplex, but Hakase reverses into the Black Widow Suplex! The bridge pin is locked. One… Two… Thr-No! Kick-out at 2.5 by Sanchez. Sanchez avoids the further Black Widow suplex series, and drops Hakase with a DDT near the corner. He goes up top, and drops the Elbow Con Queso! One… Two… Thr-Kick-out! They get up and circle each other. Sanchez tries to avoid it, but despite the defense, he is dropped with the Black Widow Buster. Keizo isn’t through, though, as he places Sanchez on the top rope. Sanchez gets in a kick to the nether-regions before Keizo can do anything, though, and drops Hakase with the Tornado DDT! Sanchez pins. One… Two… Thre-No! Kickout at what must have been 2.9 by Hakase. Sanchez floors Hakase and tries the Elbow Con Queso, but he misses! Hakase rolled out of the way. Keizo picks him up and drops him with the “Caught in the Web”. Keizo taunts, and goes to the top rope for the Corkscrew moonsault! One… Two… Thre-NO!! The arena is in awe, as they thought this match was over by now. Keizo tosses Sanchez to the outside and follows. Hakase picks Sanchez up, and Catches him in the Web on the outside! 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… Hakase tries it again, but Sanchez reverses and drops Hakase with a Skewer DDT on the concrete!! 6… 7… Sanchez locks in the Cctus Crab on the outside, with nowhere for Keizo to go. Keizo is tapping the concrete in vain. 8… 9… The hold is broken, and Sanchez returns to the ring. 10… Hakase returns to the ring. Hakase sets Sanchez up on the top turnbuckle, but he himself is pushed off! Sanchez signals, and drops the Elbow Con Queso. One… Two… Three! It’s over!
Winner by pin fall: Alex Sanchez
Time: 22:00
Audience (Lucha Style): 80%
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Bohemian Santa vs. Jamal Sambo
I don’t know what the hell I did to deserve this, but here we go. The match begins as Sambo reels back from the odorous creature that is Santa, also quite disturbed from his taunt. He literally wears a look of ‘Do I Have To?’ The two lock up, and Sambo whips him to the ropes, and goes to the ropes again, missing a Head Scissors attempt. Sabo stands and scoop slams him about 4 times, getting him outside the ring, as he taunts and laughs. Santa crawls back in Jamal hits a Karelin/Alevin lift before he stands, and a punch to the back of the head. He lifts him up, and hits a side suplex. Stands him up, and hits him with a front suplex whip. The two stand…Suplex attempt by Santa, reversed into a side arm hold. The two stand, and Santa…hip….dances….you can smell the disgust radiating from Sambo. But, it gives Santa enough time to whip him to the outside. He follows, and stands Jamal up, flashes an arpit, causing him to reel, and then hits a Dangerous DDT. He then locks in Where Are My Phetuses, and keeps it on for about the 14 count. They both crawl in at 16. Whip to the corner by Anta, obviously going for the Bohemian Flop, but Jamal catches him and hits the Exploder ’98. The two stand…Santa Smash! He hooks one leg in a pin, and presses his armpit against Jamal’s face…One! Two! Three! The match ends as Santa stands and poses as “You Spin Me” hits.
Winner by pin fall: Bohemian Santa
Time: 10:52
Audience (Strong Style): 71%
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Marakuso Manakuru vs. JC Storm
Coming off a nearly brutal loss the show before, Tigerpants makes his entrance, hoping to teach this new kid a lesson. Marakuso waits inside of the ring, The bell rings, and ‘kuso lands a couple of stiff elbows, then whips to the ropes, into a flying body splash, from which he kicks out instantly. As soon as they stand they tie up, and ‘kuso hits a scoop slam, grabbing his head on the way down, then hooking the arm and locking in a dragon sleeper, from which J.C. instantly escapes from. The two stand, and JT swoops behind, and delivers a low blow. After a while, ‘kuso stands and gets a knuckle arrow, followed by two swift knees to the head, and a low dropkick to the head while he’s down. Wonder where we’ve seen this before? As he rolls over, Tigerpants plants a boot to his face, causing him to bleed. The two stand, and J.C. nails him with a high speed dragon screw. The hurried pace slows down as the two begin circling, ‘kuso looking to take the advantage. But, J.C. lifts him up with a pelting front slam, and drops him face first, then stands him up, and hits a lifting takedown. The two stand…scoop slam by ‘kuso-No, a British Fall! The two stand, and JC hits a face rake, and another lifting takedown. The crowd starts a “Tigerpants” chant, as ‘kuso stands, and locks in the Octopus Stretch! He releases him, but holds his arm, and instantly hits him with a Blizzard Suplex! One! Two! Thr-no! J.C. Stands, rather irritated, and grabs him, going behind and hitting the Whiplash Effect, then stands him again from ‘kuso’s dazed kneel, and hits the White Trash Compactor! He goes overto the fallen rookie, and licks on the Tiger Trainer! But he’s too close to the ropes. He locks up, again, and grabs him, going behind, and hitting the Reality Check! One! Two! Three! Tigerpants releases the pin as “Stinkfist” hits!
Winner by pin fall: J.C. Storm
Audience (Strong Style): 98%
Time: 12:27
4. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
T-Bone vs. Catalyst
Right as Catalyst walks in the ring, T-Bone hits a flipping dropkick! T-bone quickly follows up by hitting a beast knee drop, then brings Cat to his feet… triple elbow strike sends Cat to the mat hard. Cat tries to get back to his feat and walks right into a T-bone headlock takeover. Bone picks Cat up, goes for a vertical Suplex, Cat spins around and catches Bone in a roll up…1…2…no!!! Bone gets up furious, spins behind Cat… rolling clutch counter by Cat…1…2…Bone barely escapes again. Both men stagger to their feat as Bone shakes the cobwebs out… Cat comes walking in… Bone Buster! Bone locks in the T-hold in dead center ring! Cat has no where to go… he finally realizes he can roll around and does so until he gets to the ropes. Bone picks Cat up… Falcon Arrow…1…2 easy kick out. Whip to ropes… Bone catches Cat in a hurricaneranna…1…2 another easy kick out. Bone Buster… Cat struggles to his feat… high flipping dropkick on Cat! Bone follows up with the San Diegan Sharpshooter move of doom… but Cat easily reaches the ropes. Bone goes to the apron… spring board drop kick… Cat just swats him to the ground, ouch. Bone back up… goes for a Falcon Arrow… Cat spins behind… face crusher! Both men lay there for a few moments; Quest begins to count. At about 5, both of them get to their feat; Bone delivers a quick kick to Cat’s stomach… San Diegan Bone Bomb…1…2…Cat grabs the ropes! Unpossible! Bone drags Cat to his feat… Cata-Cutter!! Cat picks Bone back up… he goes for another Cutter, but Bone delivers a vicious knee to the back. Bone picks Cat up… revs up his arm for a Kick flip! Cat gets up… charges in at Bone for what looks like a tackle, but ends up receiving a DDT. Bone picks Cat back up.. EMERALD FROSIONAAA. Cat gets up and lifts up Bone, Bone spins behind and takes Cats feat out from underneath him… roll up…1…2…No!!! Bone goes behind again… Cata reverses with a Nippon Soto Giri… he rolls Bone over and hits two DEVASTATING elbow drops to Bone’s feet!!! Bone gets back up and begins limping because of the damage those elbow drops have done… but he still manages to pull off a Falcon arrow…1…2…OMG OMG OMG Cat’s foot is on the ropes!!!! They both get back up… Bone hits another Falcon Arrow…1…2…3!!!
Winner by pin fall: T-Bone
Time: 19:25
Audience (Strong Style): 86%
5. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Dink vs. Daredevil
Sorry guys, I’m not in a funny material mood right now :-/. Anyway, the match starts off as DD sends dinkzorz flying into the turnbuckle, Dink comes flying back and receives a snap mare takeover. Do Do Do… dodododo… Do Do Do… dodododo (The in game music). Drop toe hold, omg drop toe hold, omg drop toe hold omg drop toe hold… YES!!! Elbow to the back by DD, he rolls Dink into a funny Mexican submission, these moves don’t hurt, they are just flashy. Man, this in game music ownz. Dink misses another roll up and flops to the ground… OMG dink hits a dragon screw and tries to do something but gets kicked in the head, then DD slaps on a Revers STF!!! BODY SLAMMAAA by DD. OMG!!! Dink connects with a roll up finally…1… yes 1!!! BODY SLAMMAAA by DD, omg Running Beast knee drop! He must be a huge fan of Bruiser Brody. He whips Dink to the ropes… Low drop kick… he picks him up OOO RAAA NAAA GEEEE. BELLAY TOOO BELLAY SUPLEXAAA…. Cover…1…2…no! Reverse Suplex on Dink, impressive. OOO Back Drop go to hell… Dink has got to be hurting… skewer DDT now, DD kicks Dink to the outside. DD picks dink up in Suplex fashion, but drops him the other way! YOWZA!!! DD picks dink back up, another Uranage! Again! Hiroshi Hase must have given him some pointers before the match eh? Dink with some 14xtreme offense… he slaps DD down like no tomorrow. DD gets up and continues his relentless Uranage infested assault. Haiti Thunder on Dink, followed by a Hawiian Smasha. TIGAH SUPREXA WHEEEP. GEDO CRUTCHAAAA…1…2…3!
Winner by pin fall: Daredevil
Time: 12:37
Audience (Strong Style): 61%
6. <<<Destiny Series Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Sykopath vs. Powersurge
Powersurge hits several open hand jabs to gain control of the match, several elbow pats, high elbow followed with an arm whip, Syko back to his feet, cyclone whip from Powersurge, Syko right back up, Powersurge tries the Seattle Stiff Arm, Syko ducks under it and unloads a few american jabs, powerful elbow smash, drop toe hold, Powersurge onto his feet, another powerful elbow smash, Syko tries a short arm clothsline, Powersurge ducks under it and gets behind Syko, Powersurge hits a backbrain headbutt then a backbrain lariat, knee drop across the back, Powersurge brings Syko to his feet and hits a saber hammer rush, manhattan drop, he brings Syko down with a neckbreaker drop, Powersurge moves around to Syko's legs and performs the giant swing, Syko rolls to the outside after taking the move, Powersurge recovers from the dizzyness then taunts Syko, Syko slides back in the ring, Powersurge tries another saber hammer rush but Syko blocks him this time and hits a chin crusher, Powersurge staggers backwards allowing Syko to charge forward and hit the mental illness, Powersurge gets to his feet, Syko nails a headbutt, then a DDT, Syko performs the guard position punch, he sets up the Apocalypse Tricycle, but Powersurge counters with a monkey flip, Powersurge is up first, Syko gets up right into a Seattle Stiff Arm, Sykopath groggily gets to his feet..Powersurge performs I Am Large, he then lifts Syko to his feet and drops him back down again with a reverse powerbomb, Powersurge flips Syko onto his stomach then runs off the ropes, he drops the Thunderbolt Elbow across Syko's throat, 1.....2....kickout, Syko lifted to his feet, Powersurge takes him over to the corner and hits the turnbuckle bomb, Powersurge moves into the center of the ring, Syko pulls himself up using the ropes, Powersurge charges at him and tries a lariat, Syko gets out of the way and Powersurge collides with the turnbuckle, he staggers backwards and then turns around, Syko starts Going Sykotic on him, Powersurge slowly gets up, Syko grabs him by the head...WHAM, Grace and Beauty of Utter Annihalation, La Magistral, 1.....2....kickout, Syko sets up Doesn't Play Well With Others, but Powersurge rolls backwards out of it, he hits a rush of punches to the face, another reverse powerbomb, Syko lifted to his feet, Powersurge nails the Blockbuster Hold, Syko gets his feet on the ropes before a cover can be made, Powersurge lifts Syko onto his shoulder and charges toward the corner for an Oklahoma Stampede, Syko slips over and shoves Powersurge into the corner, Powersurge stumbles backwards..END TO SANITY! 1....2....kickout! Syko lifts him to his feet and sets it up again, Powersurge hits him with an elbow to the face this time, Syko whipped to the ropes, Powersurge hits a huge lift up slam, he climbs onto the top rope and waits for Syko to get up, Syko gets to his feet, facing away from Powersurge, he turns to face him and gets nailed with a huge diving lariat, Powersurge waits for him to get up again, kick to the gut..TRUE POWER! back style pin, 1.....2....he kicks out! Powersurge punches the mat in frustration then climbs to the top again..Syko slowly gets to his feet..Powersurge flys off but Syko catches him in mid air with the red mist, Powersurge hits the ring hard, he gets onto his feet, trying to rub the mist from his eyes, Syko gets behind him..END TO SANITY! 1......2....3!
Winner by pin fall: Sykopath
Time: 19:22
Audience (Strong Style): 89%
7. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Bukkake SPUNK & Tandoori Man vs. Deadbody Man & Abdula Tonga
Abdula Tonga and Tandoori Man start as the legal men, collar and elbow tie up, forceful knee kick from Tandoori, drop toe hold, Tonga right back up, cyclone whip, Tandoori throws Tonga to the ropes, he hits a picture perfect ultra rana whip, Tonga gets up and Tandoori Man gives him a sole butt to the back, Tandoori applies a front facelock, Tonga counters with a northern lights suplex, Tandoori back up, leg trip, back up again, dragon screw, Abdula backs Tandoori into a neutral corner and hits several body blows, step backbrain kick, Abdula attempts to apply an STF, but Tandoori escapes him, collar and elbow tie up, Tonga puts Tandoori in a front facelock and moves him over to DBM, tag made, one leg headbutt on Tandoori, DBM lifts him up into a neck hanging tree, Tandoori escapes after several knees to to the face, DBM grabs Tandoori by the throat, looking to set up Face Down In The Dirt, but Tandoori brings him down with a drop toe hold, Tandoori quickly makes the tag to Spunk, Spunk slaps DBM in the face then whips him to the ropes, he looks for a spine bomb but DBM just runs right through him, Spunk gets up into a headbutt, then a shoulder neckbreaker, DBM sets up a reverse tombstone, but Spunk pulls himself all the way up and hits an ultra rana whip , Spunk hits DBM with an enziguri then applies the G-Spot, Tonga comes in and breaks the hold, Tandoori Man enters the ring and knocks Abdula down with a backbrain kick, Spunk and Tandoori hit a double suplex on DBM..they lift him up then do it again, Spunk holds DBM's arms back while Tandoori runs off the ropes and hits a zero fighter kick, Spunk runs off the ropes as well and hits a kenka kick to the back of the head, Spunk leaps onto the top rope and flys off with a mad splash across DBM's back, he flips him over and makes a cover, 1...2..kickout, Spunk attempts a belly to belly suplex, but DBM counters with a knee to the gut, DBM hits Face Down In The Dirt, he lifts Spunk to his feet and hits the Hellavator, Tandoori comes into the ring but gets the Demon Breath right in the face, DBM tags Abdula Tonga in, Tonga hits Spunk with a sole butt rush then nails a fisherman buster, Abdula goes up top and hits the shooting star press, 1....2...kickout, Tonga Half Crab attempted, but Spunk manages to wriggle out of it, Spunk counters another fisherman buster attempt and manages to hit the Bukakke Blizzard..1....2...kickout, Tonga counters an attempt at the ClimaXXX, he takes Spunk down, Tonga Half Crab, Spunk is just about to tap when Tandoori dropkicks Tonga off of him, DBM hits the ring and clothslines Tandoori over the top rope, DBM also goes over the ropes due to the momentum, Tonga gets to his feet and turns around, kick to the gut..SPUNK SHOT! Spunk makes a cover, 1......2.....3!
Winners by Bukkake SPUNK & Tandoori Man
Time: 15:54
Audience (Strong Style): 70%
…SPUNK makes his way back to the locker room as Tandoori plays to a few fans on the outside. DBM runs back into the ring absolutely livid, he stands over the body of Abdula waits, almost stocking his prey. Abdula gets back up to his feet, SIX FEET DEEP! DBM just drilled his partner. He proceeds to leave the ring as Abdula is down again. Tandoori laughs at what’s happening in the ring when out of nowhere… TWO COUNT! Jones and Rigg jump the guardrails and attack Tandoori from behind. Jones winds up blasts Tandoori with the steel chair. Both men put the boots to him, just as security show up, they hop the guardrails and high tail it out.
8. <<<Destiny Series Match>>> (Referee: Beau Graves)
Asian Penguin vs. Ross Cowan
Beau Graves gets into the ring, and Ross’s music starts up. The CCWA owner makes his way to the ring to tremendous cheers. Asian Penguin, however, is booed, as he makes his way to the ring with his penguins. The penguins are chased off by security as AP gets into the ring. The bell rings, and the match is under way. Asian Penguin dashes at Cowan, and sweeps him down to the ground. He drops a knee into Cowan’s jewels, and locks in a knee lock. Cowan reaches up and pokes AP in the eye, thus breaking the hold. AP tries a DDT, which Cowan promptly reverses into a throwing Northern Lights Suplex. AP whips Cowan to the ropes, but Cowan comes back with a falling neckbreaker. AP dodges the punch, and high-kicks Cowan in the back of the head. Cowan tries a vertical suplex, but AP reverses it, and drops the owner on the apron. Cowan gets up, and AP flips over him with the Sunset Flip Powerbomb to the outside!! 1… 2… 3… AP gets up, and slides into the ring. 4… 5… Cowan gets up, a bit dazed, and rolls into the ring. AP hits a spinning heel kick that almost launches Cowan back to the outside. Cowan comes back, but he’s dropped with a powerbomb. One… Two… thr-Kick out. Cowan is back up. He dodges the Refreshing Kick to drop AP with a back reverse suplex. Ap gets up, and is tossed over the top rope by way of Belly-Belly suplex. Cowan rolls to the outside, and locks in a spinning leg lock. 1… 2… 3… AP breaks the hold, and the two men try to gain an advantage. Cowan locks in a headlock, but AP reverses it and backdrops Cowan over the guar rail! He lands in a mans lap, knocking him over. 4… 5… 6…AP spots the man’s beautiful girlfriend, and begins hip-dancing for her. The woman seems entranced, as is Asian Penguin. 7… 8…He does not see that Cowan has gotten up. Cowan grabs AP for the Dragon suplex, but AP lands on his feet! Refreshing Kick to the back of Cowan’s head! 9… 10… Asian Penguin locks in the Frost Bite Clutch! 11… 12… 13… Cowan breaks the hold. Asian Penguin goes for the Operation Deep Freeze, but Cowan reverses and tries a German suplex. AP reverses that, and goes for another ODF, but Cowan reverses that, as well, and drops AP with the Dragon Suplex on the Concrete! 14… 15… 16… Ross gets up and rolls into the ring. 17… AP is struggling, but he gets back in the ring. Cowan dodges the high kick, and launches AP with a High-Release German Suplex. Cowan the drives AP down with the Cowan Special! One… Two… Thr-No! AP juuuust manages to kick out. Ross Cowan is unrelenting, and he locks in the Thistle Lock. AP breaks the hold, and gets in the SUPAH Refreshing Kick! He picks Cowan up and drops him with a Whipping Tiger Suplex. He pins. One… Two… Thr-No! AP tries another Supaah Refreshing Kick, but Cowan ducks and drills AP with a Reverse Cowan Special. He locks in a Thistle Lock, but AP flips over and reverses the pressure. AP rolls behind for the Operation Deep Freeze, but it’s in the ropes, and consequently broken up. AP is furious as he drags Cowan out of the ropes. He picks him up and drops him with the Glacial Divider! One… Two… Three! It’s over!
Winner by pin fall: Asian Penguin
Time: 17:39
Audience (Strong Style): 100%
[Cross]: What a MATCH! This Destiny Series just keeps getting better and better.
[DeMarco]: S^3 are 1-0 in these matches, their going to dominate Cross, just watch.
[Cross]: Well Cowan can’t be too happy about this lost but what a great effort by these two men. That’s all the time we have for tonight, good night everybody!
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