Post by CyberTranz on Sept 23, 2009 19:31:27 GMT -6
1. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Jacob Tonga vs. Marakuso Manakuru
Both men looking for revenge after the number one contenders match, ought to be a great opener, Kuso starts off in control with the scoop slam followed by the drop toehold, Kuso looks for the suplex but Jacob drops him with the side arm hold, momentum switched now to Jacob, drop toehold on Kuso followed by the stomach crusher, Tonga Death Lock coming up but Kuso wisely gets to the ropes. Leg trip takedown now by Jacob, Kuso gets back to his feet and Jacob sends him back down with the dropkick. Jacob now back to the submissions as he has the STF locked in. Kuso is fighting to break the hold and finally does, Kuso now with the whip to the ropes, back switch and the uproot backdrop on Jacob. Kuso follows it up with the foot stamp off the ropes, Kuso with the pick up on Jacob, Spinning Back Fist! Quick cover by Kuso… 1… 2… kick out! Kuso now remains in control, brainbuster on Jacob, he follows it up with the stretch plum, Jacob looking for the ropes but Kuso pulls him back, Jacob gets the foot to the face to break the hold. Both men back in the collar and elbow tie up, northern lights suplex by Jacob, nice bridge! The cover… 1… 2… kick out! Kuso was barley able to get out of that one. Jacob now looks again for the Tong Death Lock; he’s got it locked in the centre of the ring. Kuso is desperately hanging on here, Couto is there to call for the submission but Kuso isn’t giving up, Kuso manages to break free of Jacob’s locked wrists, Kuso rolls out, whip to the ropes now by Kuso, Dragon Sleeper Hold! It’s Jacob now feeling the pain as Kuso wrenches back as far as he can, Couto is asking if Jacob gives up but he’s waving it off. Kuso now leans back and locks in his legs around Jacob’s waist for the grape vine, he is being completely stretched out, Couto asks again and Jacob is forced to tap.
Winner by submission: Marakuso Manakura
Time: 12:51
Audience (Strong Style): 84%
2. <<<#1 Contender: Junior Weight Championship>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Dink vs. El Condimento vs. Abdula Tonga
The match begins as both EC and Ab charge at Dink! They nail him with a double dropkick and then do a double wishbone leg split… ouch! EC goes to high five Ab, but ends up getting nailed in the gut with a solebutt. Now Dink and EC team up to Nail Ab with a double dropkick and then give him a DWLS. This is really just kinda confusing and well Ab and EC hit another Double dropkick on Dink. Ab turns on EC again and body slams him… out of nowhere comes Dink with a Springboard DDT on Ab! Dink whips EC to the corner, while he is waiting he notices Ab charging in… he slides underneath causing Ab to jump over and run into EC!!! EC rolls outside the ring and Dink makes a cover on Ab…1…2 easy kick out. It’s way to early what was he thinking? Dink has more guts then brains! Eh-hem… no more Warzone… OMG Dink it’s a Dinkaguni Driver on Ab…1…EC kicks him in the back of the head and then covers…1…Ab kicks EC in the face and then covers him…1…2…EC kicks out. Dink tries another Dinkaguin Driver on Ab… Ab slips free, EC catches the stunned Dink with a Special Tomato-sauce Ogawa, Ab runs to the top rope, EC is holding dink in place… Frog Splash… omg EC just ripped dink out of the way and Ab landed right on his face!!! Hmmm… nothing really happening that I haven’t already mentioned… a bunch of double dropkicks on EC… Dink to the top… OMG HE BOTCHES THE W@nTon!!! EC points to and thanks the condiments in the sky for that one… he could have been done for! He wasn’t paying enough attention as Ab sneaks behind and locks in the Tonga half crab! Dink slides in and catches Ab in a Rolling Prawn Hold…1…2…EC nails a rolling solebutt right to the back of Dink’s head! EC to the top… Ketchup Splatter right across Dink’s back! Double dropkick #3523542… OMG W@nNToJN across poor EC’s Back… Ab goes to the top and botches a Shooting Star Press… somehow Dink is still down and EC makes the cover…1…2…NO!!! EC nails an STO on everyone in sight… OMG Double Backdrop on Dink, the hell did that come from? I really don’t know what is going on anymore… Octopus hold on EC… he waddles his way over for a rope break. Man Girl what a double dropkick on Ab! OMG another! EC covers Tonga… he magically gets lifted off by Dink and rolled into a prawn hold…1…2…3!!! Now that that weird mustard guy is gone, Ab locks in his Tongacan Stretch… Dink is to stupid to tap, so Ab just lets go. Dink hits Ab in the groin and then Skewer DDT’s him… Tonga bounces up but a bit dizzy… Dink flies in with a Rana…1…2…3!!!
Winner by pin fall: Dink
Abdula Tonga eliminated at: 21:27
El Condimento eliminated at: 20:11
3. <<<Pin Fall Anywhere>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Da Grinch w/JC Storm vs. Jamie Jones w/Bigg Rigg
Quick drop toe hold by Jones to start things off. Followed by an elbow drop to the back of the head of Gr1nch. He snaps off a quick jab on Gr1nch. Gr1nch is going for a backdrop now, but in mid-air, Jones reverses into a pin.. No count. Jones right back with a firemen's carry, then a spinning leg lock, running kenkkka, followed by another wrench of the leg. He picks Gr1nch up, Grinch with a drop screw, then an elbow tot he leg, then another dragon screw! Snapemare followed by a senton by Gr1nch! Gr1nch now, with 2 mre dragon screws.. He is turning this into a Keiji Mutoh match! He is going for another, but wait! Jones with an enzuiguri. Jones going for a DDT on Grinch, Grinch picks him up and slams him down! Jones is back up, ducks a punch and hits a spinning backdrop on Gr1nch, he follows up with a pin, but only scores a 1. Gr1nch back up, go behind, release German sends Jamie head first into the turnbuckle. Backdrop by Gr1nch, followed by a running elbow drop. Gr1nch up top, diving leg drop on Jones! Gr1nch is getting a bit cocky now, DDT BY JONES~! He is back in this thing, high angle german suplex! 2 count! Gr1nch stumbles to his feet, Jones going for a dragon screw, ENZUIGURI! Gr1nch is stomping around now, katahajime by Gr1nch, but its in the ropes. Jones is fighting back, Brainuster set up, this could be the Deep Impact, Gr1nch flips over! Backbrain kneel kick! Elbow drop by Gr1nch, he whips Jones, sole butt, moonsault pin scores a 2. Tiger Mask Rush by Gr1nch now, SUESS THEORY! 1..2...KICKOUT! Jones is up, Sneetch Driver on Gr1nch! 1! 2! JC STORM IS IN!! Rolling elbow by JC, SWANK CUTTER! Here comes Rigg now, going for the powerbomb on JC, but its reversed, and both men start brawling outside of the ring. Gr1nch with a Tiger Mask rush again, front brainbuster by Jones! Jones picks him up and hits a belly to belly, the makes the cover but the ref is trying to seperate Storm and Rigg. The ref finally comes back to the ring, 1.. 2... Grinch kicks out with ease. Gr1nch hits a tossing german on Jones, he gets up and starts stomping around and swearing at the crowd.. Wait, Jones is behind him, DEEP IMPACT! 1! 2! 2.999!! Gr1nch kicks out! Tigah Mask Ruuush, moonsault pin, 2 count! GEDO clutch by Gr1nch, 2 count. Jones back up, blocks a punch, go behind, High angle German! 2.5!! Crosface by Jones now, but Gr1nch escapes. Explodah by Jones! Gr1nch right back up, he punches Jones in the face taking him down.. Gr1nch up top, diving leg drop! Jones no sells that, spinning back drop. He goes for a pin and scores a 2.. He whips Gr1nch, Gr1nch reverses, running DDT! Gr1nch goes for a pin, but Jones gets the ropes. Jones right back with a brainbuster, and nails a springboard dropkick. He hits another brainbuster on Gr1nch.. GRINCH RIGTH BACK UP WITH A MOONSAULT PIN! 1..2...2.5!! Another Brainbuster on Gr1nch, he goes behind, Gr1nch kicks him off. Exploder by Jones, Gr1nch right back up, another Exploder by Jones! Springboard dropkick by Jones, crossface! Gr1nch refuses to tap, and escapes. Another Exploder, followed by yes another Exploder, spinning backdrop by Jones, and then *EXPLODER*. School boy by Jones, 2 counnnnt! Gr1nch whipped to the corner, holds on, Shoulders Jones into the corner, FROOOG SPWASH. Jones right back up with an Exploder though. He goes behind, kicked off again, and Gr1nch with a top rope leg drop! Exploder by Jones, right into a pin, but Gr1nch still kicks out! DDT by Gr1nch, moonsault pin, 1.....2......3! He gets the win!
Winner by pin fall: Da Grinch
Time: 22:16
Audience (Strong Style): 84%
4. <<<Non-Title Death Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Prodigy vs. Daredevil
Fun Fact: This is Patrick Quest’s first time ref-ing a deathmatch! At any rate, on with the show! The cage lowers as both men are poised to attack. The final clicks are heard and they charge at each other like billy goats fighting over their property! All that preperation has led to 2 minutes of ToS’. DD finally gets the advantage after fighting threw Prodigy’s punches and begins his submission circus. Kabel Naria… reverse STF… Clown penis can rana… yes sir, all his silly submissions are in tact. Prodigy gets sick of Submissions and begins to pound DD’s face in. After a few knuckle arrows, Prodigy slams DD around like a rag doll. The crowd cringes as Prodigy slams DD face first into the Electrified cage… and then has the audacity to do it again! I dunno what DD is on, but he continues to try to fight back against this monster. Prodigy barrels threw DD’s best attempts to keep him away and lifts him up on his shoulder… he runs forward to implant DD into the cage… DD wiggles free and sends Prodigy head first into the cage!!! DD covers…1… you can see a look of worry in DD’s face after that depressing attempt to end the match. Prodigy gets back on offence and begins throwing DD around like nothing… cover…1…2…no!! Daredevil begins to sit up again… Prodigy grabs him by the green hair and shoves him back down for a cover…1…2…no!!! Prodigy picks the limp DD back up… a Throwing German Suplex sends DD right into the cage… blood begins to poor down his face. So, naturally, Prodigy does another of the same thing. Quest runs over to check if DD is still alive… for some odd reason DD requests to keep going. Prodigy takes him down with Schmidt back breaker and then covers…1…2…NO!!! DD slowly gets to his feet… Prodigy chargers in, he swings hard with his right… DD duck and catches Prodigy in the Breaking Point!!! The crowd goes nuts as DD begins to regain some momentum. Prodigy gets to his feet… DD lifts him up and drops him down with the mental trauma…cover…1…2…NO!!! DD gets back up and Prodigy socks him in the face… DD falls to the mat hard… Prodigy covers…1…2…NO!!! Prodigy picks DD up… Jumping DDT, NO! DD slams Prodigy to the mat hard, cover…1…2…NO!!! Another Mental Trauma… DD locks in the Stretch Plum!!! HOLY CRAP EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!! Prodigy is out!!!
Winner by K.O.: Daredevil
Time: 15:08
Audience: n/a
5. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Tranzfusion vs. EWS
Here comes match two between these two superstars. The rookie EWS took the first match, will Tranz be able to bounce back? Let’s find out, both men circle each other, tie up now and EWS takes him down with the arm drag, Tranz gets back up to his feet and another arm drag by EWS. Tranz shakes off the effects and goes back into the tie up, elbow by Tranz finds its mark, EWS charges in and Tranz takes him down with the scoop slam, takedown now by EWS just as he gets up, he looks for the Nasty Fall but Tranz rolls out of the way, EWS goes for the kick but Tranz takes him down with the dragon screw, flashing elbow by Tranz but EWS rolls out of the way. Both men get back up to their feet as the crowd shows their appreciation. Collar and elbow tie up again, Tranz lands the chin crusher, EWS whipped to the ropes now and Tranz hits the picture perfect head scissors takedown sending EWS to the outside, Tranz bounces off the ropes for the plancha but puts on the breaks as EWS wisely moves out of range. EWS slowly rolls back into the ring, Tranz looks for the suplex but EWS floats over, short-range lariat takes Tranz down. Texas cloverleaf now applied, EWS doesn’t seem to have it locked in tight enough as Tranz makes it to the ropes. EWS now goes to work on the back again with the pendulum backbreaker. Quick cover now… 1… 2… kick out! EWS now follows up with the headbutt rush, EWS gets him up in the fireman’s carry position for the DVD but Tranz wiggles free, Back Spin Kick by Tranz. EWS whipped to the turnbuckle now, Space Rolling Elbow, no wasted time by Tranz now as he ascends the top, Mad Splash! The cover… 1… 2… kick out! EWS kick out at an amazing series of moves. EWS now makes the comeback, reverse powerbomb stops Tranz dead in his tracks. EWS bounces off the ropes with the elbow drop, another cover by EWS… 1… 2… kick out! Tranz now whipped into the ropes, EWS connects with the knuckle pat, Tranz picked up by his mask now, Splatter! That’s the move that put him out the first match, EWS follows with the cover… 1… 2… kick out! EWS looks a little frustrated now, both men get back up to their vertical bases, locked up now, FLATLINER! Tranz connects out of nowhere, cover… 1… 2… kick out! Pace begins to pick up now, EWS reverses the Irish whip to the corner, looking for the Delirium Dust now, Tranz gets a couple elbows to the head and blocks it, super dragon screw! Tranz goes up to the top again, Mad Splash! Cover… 1… 2… kick out! Tranz goes strait for the Tranzfixer now but EWS gets the foot up to the face, Tranz hooked in, VERTIGO INDEX! Cover… 1… 2… KICK OUT! MY GOD, Tranz barely gets the shoulder up. EWS has seen enough, hooked in again, Vertigo Index is countered as Tranz floats behind, TIGER SUPLEX! The cover… 1… 2… 3! Tranz got him!
Winner by pin fall: Tranzfusion
Time: 13:09
Audience (Strong Style): 89%
6. <<<Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Sykopath w/Crimson vs. Bukkake SPUNK w/Catalyst
S3 make their way to the ring first barehanded, I’m not sure if SPUNK knows what he’s getting himself into, the champ to my knowledge hasn’t participated in many hardcore matches. Catalyst talking strategy over with SPUNK as “Stem” hits and Sykopath and Crimson make their way to the ring with a garbage can full of goodies. They begin throwing them into the ring, chairs, brooms, cookie sheets, street signs followed by the infamous staple gun. Syko charges in and gets the match started, SPUNK whips him to the ropes but Syko reverses and scores with the kenka kick which catches SPUNK off guard. Syko looks to the ground now and picks up the broomstick, he takes a swing but SPUNK ducks under, SPUNK now takes Syko down with the belly-to-belly suplex, looks like he’s trying to avoid playing Syko’s game which is a smart idea. Syko picked up by his mask and SPUNK hits some hard shots to the face with his knee, quick cover… 1… no! Syko kicks out, SPUNK now locks in the strangle hold alpha, Syko desperately looks to break the hold and finally does, SPUNK back up to his feet and Syko hits the headbutt, SPUNK attempts the backbrain kick now but Syko reaches down to the mat and bats him out of the air with a cookie sheet. Syko now wearing down the leg of the champ with repeated blows to the leg by the cookie sheet. Syko now picks him back up to his feet, SPUNK seems to wobbling; SPUNK sent to the ropes and Syko connects with the ultra rana whip. SPUNK now rolls to the outside and Syko follows. SPUNK now whipped repeatedly to the guardrails, SPUNK bounces off the far rail and Syko almost decapitates the champ with the Grace and Beauty of Utter Annihilation. Syko with the cover… 1… 2… kick out by SPUNK. Syko now goes over to the ramp and picks up the stable gun, as soon as Catalyst sees this he attack Syko from behind with a chair. Crimson now gives chase and the two do a couple lamps around the ring, Catalyst runs past SPUNK, SPUNK sees Crimson coming and takes him down with the clothesline. Catalyst moves over to Syko and rolls him back into the ring, SPUNK now connects with he vertical German suplex… 1… 2… kick out! SPUNK now locks in the Bukkake Blackout. Syko won’t tap and SPUNK lets go out of frustration. SPUNK now picks up a chair, Syko sprints back up to his feet and bounces off the ropes, Mental Illness into the chair into SPUNK’s face. Syko acends the ropes, Catalyst jumps on the apron and causes Syko to land junk first. Crimson gives chase towards Catalyst again who slides in the ring, Catalyst goes for the stepping palm blow, Crimson gets up both hands to block it, spins him around, CRIMSON CUTTER! Crimson now goes for Syko’s stapler, CLICK BAM! Catalyst gets a staple in his forehead, SPUNK gets back up to his feet and nails Crimson with he dynamite knee lift. He sprints up to the ropes, Spunkakke Splash on Syko, the cover… 1… 2… kick out! SPUNK now goes underneath the ring to grab a table, he set’s it up on the outside, back in the ring now SPUNK picks up Syko and drags him out to the apron, SPUNK-SHOT off the apron threw the table! He makes the cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Bukkake SPUNK
Time: 16:06
Audience (Hardcore Style): 75%
7. <<<60 Minute Time Limit>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Asian Penguin vs. Ross Cowan
These two took a local bunch of fans to the edge the other night in a 45 minute classic, and Asian Penguin is furious that he didn't score the pinfall. A quick series of drop toe holds by Asian Penguin, followed by his super Hammer punches and a spinning knee lock. He whips Cowan, then punches him straight in the heart. Cowan fights back with a firemen's carry. Release Northern Lights by Cowan, but AP is right back with some punches and some leg work. SCHWEIN BY COWAN! He is really reaching here, and I think his legs are bugging him. AP is blocking everything he can throw, and coming back with elbows to the knees. Swing neck breaker by Cowan out of nowhere, followed by a kidney punch. Release Northern Lights on AP, followed by a Figure 4. Cowan himself is in pain in the hold, so he lets go. He goes for another Norhtern Lights, but gets DDT'd for his troubles. Another spinning leg lock by AP, followed by a Ippionezui. Snap suplex by Cowan, followed by a knee cross. COWAN PLEX connects for a quick 2 count. He is setting up the Cowan Special, but AP reverses it into a fall for a 1. Snap Suplex by Cowan, but AP right back with a body slam. Knee breaker/spinning knee lock by AP. Dragon Suplex by Cowan! But its in the ropes. Cowan is really starting to favor his legs, and couldn't fully extend the bridge that time.. While AP doesn't look like he is doing a lot of damage, he is. Cowan Plex..1...2... kickout! He whips AP, EXPROIDAH. He picks up AP but eats an elbow, SHOTEI, followed by a leg trip. He goes to punch Cowan, but Cowan catches him and hits a Cowan Plex for a 2 count. Leg tripe and 2 spinning leg locks on Cowan by AP. His pinpoint attacks might not be exciting, but they are working.. EXPLODAH 98 BY COWAN! Pin. 1! 2! KICKOUT! Stomach crusher by AP, and then he is going for the ABT. Cowan is squirming around on the mat, and kicks AP off of him. Sole butt by Cowan, followed by a La Magistral for a 2, AP right back up, AABT!! AABT! Cowan escapes! Cowan elbows him down, Cowan up top: Cowan with a Moonsault, but AP gets a rope break. Another Cowan plex hits the mark, but sadly, the mark is the ropes. AP hits a brainbuster on Cowan, sending him to the outside. Cowan right back in, and hits a release belly to belly. A few Sole butts, then he ties him up in a tree of woe in the corner. He is litteraly just punching AP's groin here.. Uh.. Yeah, this isn't pretty. AP takes like 6 groin shots, but comes right back out with an ABT! Cowan gets his had on the ropes though. COWAN SPECIAL! 1! 2! 2.999! WOW. High Angle German by AP, but Cowan has his foot on the ropes. AP going for a brainbuster, but Cowan reverses it into an arm bar. Ippionzeui by AP, and gets a loooong 2 count. FIYAH THUNDAH BOMB! 2.999!! Exploder by AP, followed by a pin, but at the 2 Cowan gets a foot on the ropes. Cowan with an Explodah '98, then goes up top.. Cowan Elbow, but AP stands up! High Angle German, but once again its too close to the ropes. He tosses Cowan to the Corner, charges at him, but Cowan ducks under, and nails a SCHWEIN. Dragon Suplex by Cowan! 1...2... NO!@ Cowan just can't seem to hold the bridge on that. Cowan with a moonsault to the back, then a figure 4! But once again, he is in too much pain to keep the hold applied. He picks up AP, and german suplexes him, AP's head cracks against the corner and he falls to the outside with a thud. The ring crew checks on him, and he shoves them off. He comes right back in for more. Cowan with a sole butt, People's Elbow, COWAN SPECIAL! 1....2....2.9999999999!!! HOW IS HE KICKING OUT!? Explodah '98 by Cowan, followed by a Figure 4! Cowan really can't hold on though, and lets go. AP right back up, and punches Cowan in the face, then goes for a pin.. 2.5!! Cowan Special! 1! 2! KICKOUT! Gameniguri by AP, followed by some HAMMAH punches, AABT applied! Cowan scurries to the ropes though. Fiya Thundah bomb for a 2 count on Cowan. He goes for another, but Cowan reverses it for a 2 count. Knee smash on Cowan then he goes for a AABT, but Cowan kicks him in the head. Cowan whips him, URNAGE, AP is right back up! He is going for a AABT, but Cowan kicks him off again. Tossing german on AP, he is right back up, Snap Suplex on him, he is up again. Another knee breaker by AP, then scores a near fall! Knee breaker! AABT! Once again Cowan fights his way to the ropes break. AP gives Cowan a brainbuster sending him to the outside. Cowan is taking his time coming in, but makes it back in. He charges at AP, but gets a SUPAH ELBOW! AABT applied in the center of the ring! Nowhere to run! Cowan reverses it into an inside cradle for a 2 count! AP is holding Cowan's arm, CHOPS! He hits a powerslam pin on Cowan.. 1...2...KICKOUT!?!!? Cowan back up and whips AP, URNAGEEE. Cowan Plex, 1! 2! thr- KICKOUT! Another Cowan Plex, this time only a 1 count. Cowan Special, 1..2..KICKOUT AGAIN!?! BY GOD THIS CANT BE HAPPENING! AP is propped up in the corner, top rope belly to belly by Cowan! Neither man can really get up.. AP up first, MACHINE SUPLEX ON COWAN! Cowan has a foot on the ropes though. Tossing German on AP, pinfall, ONNLY 2. Another Machine Suplex in the ropes, followed by an Explodah and a German to the outside by AP.. Ross comes back in, MACHINE SUPLEX!! 1...2.....2.9999!! KICKS OUT! Cowan Special! KICKS OUT! COWAN PLEX!! KICKS OUT! COWAN SPECIAL! KICKS OUT! FIYAH THUNDAH BY AP!! KICKOUT! What a FREAKING EXCHANGE! THIS IS AMAZING! AP chops Cowan down, AABT and Cowan has no where to go.. Cowan won't give! Cowan won't give! Cowan finally gets to the ropes. fiyah Thunder bomb by AP, 2 count! Schwein by Cowan, followed by a DELFIN SPECIAL 2 in the ropes. Gameguiri, hammer punches by AP. Another AABT, but Cowan escapes.. Explodah '98 by Cowan! Running Explodah by Cowan, for only a 2 count again! MUSCLE BUSTAH BY AP! AABT applies but Cowan kicks him off.. Cowan is now rolling around the ring holding his left ankle.. This doesn't look good. Snap suplex by Cowan. AP right back with a leg trip, ABT! Cowan still gets out! WHAT HEART! High Angle German, 1...2..KICKOUT! Cowan Special, KICKOUT! Tossing belly to belly sends AP to the outside. Both men have to be frustrated as all hell. Fiyah Thunder by AP can't put him away, Cowan Special can't put AP away. Knee breaker, AABT! Cowan is still fighting out! Exploder by AP, and another AABT! Cowan refuses to give up. Cowan special, still only a 2 count, followed by a Schwein.. AP is now rolling around holding his neck! 2 count only by Cowan! This is insane! They won't stop! AABT break, Cowan Special, kickout! Machine Suplex, kickout! Cowan Plex at 56 minutes in for a 2 count! AABT at 56:30 and Cowan still fights out! AP ties Cowan up in the corner for a tree of woe, and is punching him in the balls! Cowan Plex! 1...2.. KICKOUT! THE BELL RINGS! Cowan raises his hand in victory as AP holds his head and contests.. The announcer then announces a TIME LIMIT DRAW.
Time Limit Draw
Time: 60:00
Audience (King's Road Style): 82%
[Cross]: I… I can’t believe it DeMarco. These two men battled it out for ONE HOUR and the still couldn’t get a clean winner. That will go down in C-CWA history as the longest match ever.
[DeMarco]: What endurance, what skill, and what a freaking long match. My ass is asleep here but it was completely worth it.
[Cross]: Well the network isn’t going to be happy with this, we’ve just cut into the NBA All Star recap, good night everybody!
[Fade]
Jacob Tonga vs. Marakuso Manakuru
Both men looking for revenge after the number one contenders match, ought to be a great opener, Kuso starts off in control with the scoop slam followed by the drop toehold, Kuso looks for the suplex but Jacob drops him with the side arm hold, momentum switched now to Jacob, drop toehold on Kuso followed by the stomach crusher, Tonga Death Lock coming up but Kuso wisely gets to the ropes. Leg trip takedown now by Jacob, Kuso gets back to his feet and Jacob sends him back down with the dropkick. Jacob now back to the submissions as he has the STF locked in. Kuso is fighting to break the hold and finally does, Kuso now with the whip to the ropes, back switch and the uproot backdrop on Jacob. Kuso follows it up with the foot stamp off the ropes, Kuso with the pick up on Jacob, Spinning Back Fist! Quick cover by Kuso… 1… 2… kick out! Kuso now remains in control, brainbuster on Jacob, he follows it up with the stretch plum, Jacob looking for the ropes but Kuso pulls him back, Jacob gets the foot to the face to break the hold. Both men back in the collar and elbow tie up, northern lights suplex by Jacob, nice bridge! The cover… 1… 2… kick out! Kuso was barley able to get out of that one. Jacob now looks again for the Tong Death Lock; he’s got it locked in the centre of the ring. Kuso is desperately hanging on here, Couto is there to call for the submission but Kuso isn’t giving up, Kuso manages to break free of Jacob’s locked wrists, Kuso rolls out, whip to the ropes now by Kuso, Dragon Sleeper Hold! It’s Jacob now feeling the pain as Kuso wrenches back as far as he can, Couto is asking if Jacob gives up but he’s waving it off. Kuso now leans back and locks in his legs around Jacob’s waist for the grape vine, he is being completely stretched out, Couto asks again and Jacob is forced to tap.
Winner by submission: Marakuso Manakura
Time: 12:51
Audience (Strong Style): 84%
2. <<<#1 Contender: Junior Weight Championship>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Dink vs. El Condimento vs. Abdula Tonga
The match begins as both EC and Ab charge at Dink! They nail him with a double dropkick and then do a double wishbone leg split… ouch! EC goes to high five Ab, but ends up getting nailed in the gut with a solebutt. Now Dink and EC team up to Nail Ab with a double dropkick and then give him a DWLS. This is really just kinda confusing and well Ab and EC hit another Double dropkick on Dink. Ab turns on EC again and body slams him… out of nowhere comes Dink with a Springboard DDT on Ab! Dink whips EC to the corner, while he is waiting he notices Ab charging in… he slides underneath causing Ab to jump over and run into EC!!! EC rolls outside the ring and Dink makes a cover on Ab…1…2 easy kick out. It’s way to early what was he thinking? Dink has more guts then brains! Eh-hem… no more Warzone… OMG Dink it’s a Dinkaguni Driver on Ab…1…EC kicks him in the back of the head and then covers…1…Ab kicks EC in the face and then covers him…1…2…EC kicks out. Dink tries another Dinkaguin Driver on Ab… Ab slips free, EC catches the stunned Dink with a Special Tomato-sauce Ogawa, Ab runs to the top rope, EC is holding dink in place… Frog Splash… omg EC just ripped dink out of the way and Ab landed right on his face!!! Hmmm… nothing really happening that I haven’t already mentioned… a bunch of double dropkicks on EC… Dink to the top… OMG HE BOTCHES THE W@nTon!!! EC points to and thanks the condiments in the sky for that one… he could have been done for! He wasn’t paying enough attention as Ab sneaks behind and locks in the Tonga half crab! Dink slides in and catches Ab in a Rolling Prawn Hold…1…2…EC nails a rolling solebutt right to the back of Dink’s head! EC to the top… Ketchup Splatter right across Dink’s back! Double dropkick #3523542… OMG W@nNToJN across poor EC’s Back… Ab goes to the top and botches a Shooting Star Press… somehow Dink is still down and EC makes the cover…1…2…NO!!! EC nails an STO on everyone in sight… OMG Double Backdrop on Dink, the hell did that come from? I really don’t know what is going on anymore… Octopus hold on EC… he waddles his way over for a rope break. Man Girl what a double dropkick on Ab! OMG another! EC covers Tonga… he magically gets lifted off by Dink and rolled into a prawn hold…1…2…3!!! Now that that weird mustard guy is gone, Ab locks in his Tongacan Stretch… Dink is to stupid to tap, so Ab just lets go. Dink hits Ab in the groin and then Skewer DDT’s him… Tonga bounces up but a bit dizzy… Dink flies in with a Rana…1…2…3!!!
Winner by pin fall: Dink
Abdula Tonga eliminated at: 21:27
El Condimento eliminated at: 20:11
3. <<<Pin Fall Anywhere>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Da Grinch w/JC Storm vs. Jamie Jones w/Bigg Rigg
Quick drop toe hold by Jones to start things off. Followed by an elbow drop to the back of the head of Gr1nch. He snaps off a quick jab on Gr1nch. Gr1nch is going for a backdrop now, but in mid-air, Jones reverses into a pin.. No count. Jones right back with a firemen's carry, then a spinning leg lock, running kenkkka, followed by another wrench of the leg. He picks Gr1nch up, Grinch with a drop screw, then an elbow tot he leg, then another dragon screw! Snapemare followed by a senton by Gr1nch! Gr1nch now, with 2 mre dragon screws.. He is turning this into a Keiji Mutoh match! He is going for another, but wait! Jones with an enzuiguri. Jones going for a DDT on Grinch, Grinch picks him up and slams him down! Jones is back up, ducks a punch and hits a spinning backdrop on Gr1nch, he follows up with a pin, but only scores a 1. Gr1nch back up, go behind, release German sends Jamie head first into the turnbuckle. Backdrop by Gr1nch, followed by a running elbow drop. Gr1nch up top, diving leg drop on Jones! Gr1nch is getting a bit cocky now, DDT BY JONES~! He is back in this thing, high angle german suplex! 2 count! Gr1nch stumbles to his feet, Jones going for a dragon screw, ENZUIGURI! Gr1nch is stomping around now, katahajime by Gr1nch, but its in the ropes. Jones is fighting back, Brainuster set up, this could be the Deep Impact, Gr1nch flips over! Backbrain kneel kick! Elbow drop by Gr1nch, he whips Jones, sole butt, moonsault pin scores a 2. Tiger Mask Rush by Gr1nch now, SUESS THEORY! 1..2...KICKOUT! Jones is up, Sneetch Driver on Gr1nch! 1! 2! JC STORM IS IN!! Rolling elbow by JC, SWANK CUTTER! Here comes Rigg now, going for the powerbomb on JC, but its reversed, and both men start brawling outside of the ring. Gr1nch with a Tiger Mask rush again, front brainbuster by Jones! Jones picks him up and hits a belly to belly, the makes the cover but the ref is trying to seperate Storm and Rigg. The ref finally comes back to the ring, 1.. 2... Grinch kicks out with ease. Gr1nch hits a tossing german on Jones, he gets up and starts stomping around and swearing at the crowd.. Wait, Jones is behind him, DEEP IMPACT! 1! 2! 2.999!! Gr1nch kicks out! Tigah Mask Ruuush, moonsault pin, 2 count! GEDO clutch by Gr1nch, 2 count. Jones back up, blocks a punch, go behind, High angle German! 2.5!! Crosface by Jones now, but Gr1nch escapes. Explodah by Jones! Gr1nch right back up, he punches Jones in the face taking him down.. Gr1nch up top, diving leg drop! Jones no sells that, spinning back drop. He goes for a pin and scores a 2.. He whips Gr1nch, Gr1nch reverses, running DDT! Gr1nch goes for a pin, but Jones gets the ropes. Jones right back with a brainbuster, and nails a springboard dropkick. He hits another brainbuster on Gr1nch.. GRINCH RIGTH BACK UP WITH A MOONSAULT PIN! 1..2...2.5!! Another Brainbuster on Gr1nch, he goes behind, Gr1nch kicks him off. Exploder by Jones, Gr1nch right back up, another Exploder by Jones! Springboard dropkick by Jones, crossface! Gr1nch refuses to tap, and escapes. Another Exploder, followed by yes another Exploder, spinning backdrop by Jones, and then *EXPLODER*. School boy by Jones, 2 counnnnt! Gr1nch whipped to the corner, holds on, Shoulders Jones into the corner, FROOOG SPWASH. Jones right back up with an Exploder though. He goes behind, kicked off again, and Gr1nch with a top rope leg drop! Exploder by Jones, right into a pin, but Gr1nch still kicks out! DDT by Gr1nch, moonsault pin, 1.....2......3! He gets the win!
Winner by pin fall: Da Grinch
Time: 22:16
Audience (Strong Style): 84%
4. <<<Non-Title Death Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Prodigy vs. Daredevil
Fun Fact: This is Patrick Quest’s first time ref-ing a deathmatch! At any rate, on with the show! The cage lowers as both men are poised to attack. The final clicks are heard and they charge at each other like billy goats fighting over their property! All that preperation has led to 2 minutes of ToS’. DD finally gets the advantage after fighting threw Prodigy’s punches and begins his submission circus. Kabel Naria… reverse STF… Clown penis can rana… yes sir, all his silly submissions are in tact. Prodigy gets sick of Submissions and begins to pound DD’s face in. After a few knuckle arrows, Prodigy slams DD around like a rag doll. The crowd cringes as Prodigy slams DD face first into the Electrified cage… and then has the audacity to do it again! I dunno what DD is on, but he continues to try to fight back against this monster. Prodigy barrels threw DD’s best attempts to keep him away and lifts him up on his shoulder… he runs forward to implant DD into the cage… DD wiggles free and sends Prodigy head first into the cage!!! DD covers…1… you can see a look of worry in DD’s face after that depressing attempt to end the match. Prodigy gets back on offence and begins throwing DD around like nothing… cover…1…2…no!! Daredevil begins to sit up again… Prodigy grabs him by the green hair and shoves him back down for a cover…1…2…no!!! Prodigy picks the limp DD back up… a Throwing German Suplex sends DD right into the cage… blood begins to poor down his face. So, naturally, Prodigy does another of the same thing. Quest runs over to check if DD is still alive… for some odd reason DD requests to keep going. Prodigy takes him down with Schmidt back breaker and then covers…1…2…NO!!! DD slowly gets to his feet… Prodigy chargers in, he swings hard with his right… DD duck and catches Prodigy in the Breaking Point!!! The crowd goes nuts as DD begins to regain some momentum. Prodigy gets to his feet… DD lifts him up and drops him down with the mental trauma…cover…1…2…NO!!! DD gets back up and Prodigy socks him in the face… DD falls to the mat hard… Prodigy covers…1…2…NO!!! Prodigy picks DD up… Jumping DDT, NO! DD slams Prodigy to the mat hard, cover…1…2…NO!!! Another Mental Trauma… DD locks in the Stretch Plum!!! HOLY CRAP EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!! Prodigy is out!!!
Winner by K.O.: Daredevil
Time: 15:08
Audience: n/a
5. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Tranzfusion vs. EWS
Here comes match two between these two superstars. The rookie EWS took the first match, will Tranz be able to bounce back? Let’s find out, both men circle each other, tie up now and EWS takes him down with the arm drag, Tranz gets back up to his feet and another arm drag by EWS. Tranz shakes off the effects and goes back into the tie up, elbow by Tranz finds its mark, EWS charges in and Tranz takes him down with the scoop slam, takedown now by EWS just as he gets up, he looks for the Nasty Fall but Tranz rolls out of the way, EWS goes for the kick but Tranz takes him down with the dragon screw, flashing elbow by Tranz but EWS rolls out of the way. Both men get back up to their feet as the crowd shows their appreciation. Collar and elbow tie up again, Tranz lands the chin crusher, EWS whipped to the ropes now and Tranz hits the picture perfect head scissors takedown sending EWS to the outside, Tranz bounces off the ropes for the plancha but puts on the breaks as EWS wisely moves out of range. EWS slowly rolls back into the ring, Tranz looks for the suplex but EWS floats over, short-range lariat takes Tranz down. Texas cloverleaf now applied, EWS doesn’t seem to have it locked in tight enough as Tranz makes it to the ropes. EWS now goes to work on the back again with the pendulum backbreaker. Quick cover now… 1… 2… kick out! EWS now follows up with the headbutt rush, EWS gets him up in the fireman’s carry position for the DVD but Tranz wiggles free, Back Spin Kick by Tranz. EWS whipped to the turnbuckle now, Space Rolling Elbow, no wasted time by Tranz now as he ascends the top, Mad Splash! The cover… 1… 2… kick out! EWS kick out at an amazing series of moves. EWS now makes the comeback, reverse powerbomb stops Tranz dead in his tracks. EWS bounces off the ropes with the elbow drop, another cover by EWS… 1… 2… kick out! Tranz now whipped into the ropes, EWS connects with the knuckle pat, Tranz picked up by his mask now, Splatter! That’s the move that put him out the first match, EWS follows with the cover… 1… 2… kick out! EWS looks a little frustrated now, both men get back up to their vertical bases, locked up now, FLATLINER! Tranz connects out of nowhere, cover… 1… 2… kick out! Pace begins to pick up now, EWS reverses the Irish whip to the corner, looking for the Delirium Dust now, Tranz gets a couple elbows to the head and blocks it, super dragon screw! Tranz goes up to the top again, Mad Splash! Cover… 1… 2… kick out! Tranz goes strait for the Tranzfixer now but EWS gets the foot up to the face, Tranz hooked in, VERTIGO INDEX! Cover… 1… 2… KICK OUT! MY GOD, Tranz barely gets the shoulder up. EWS has seen enough, hooked in again, Vertigo Index is countered as Tranz floats behind, TIGER SUPLEX! The cover… 1… 2… 3! Tranz got him!
Winner by pin fall: Tranzfusion
Time: 13:09
Audience (Strong Style): 89%
6. <<<Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Sykopath w/Crimson vs. Bukkake SPUNK w/Catalyst
S3 make their way to the ring first barehanded, I’m not sure if SPUNK knows what he’s getting himself into, the champ to my knowledge hasn’t participated in many hardcore matches. Catalyst talking strategy over with SPUNK as “Stem” hits and Sykopath and Crimson make their way to the ring with a garbage can full of goodies. They begin throwing them into the ring, chairs, brooms, cookie sheets, street signs followed by the infamous staple gun. Syko charges in and gets the match started, SPUNK whips him to the ropes but Syko reverses and scores with the kenka kick which catches SPUNK off guard. Syko looks to the ground now and picks up the broomstick, he takes a swing but SPUNK ducks under, SPUNK now takes Syko down with the belly-to-belly suplex, looks like he’s trying to avoid playing Syko’s game which is a smart idea. Syko picked up by his mask and SPUNK hits some hard shots to the face with his knee, quick cover… 1… no! Syko kicks out, SPUNK now locks in the strangle hold alpha, Syko desperately looks to break the hold and finally does, SPUNK back up to his feet and Syko hits the headbutt, SPUNK attempts the backbrain kick now but Syko reaches down to the mat and bats him out of the air with a cookie sheet. Syko now wearing down the leg of the champ with repeated blows to the leg by the cookie sheet. Syko now picks him back up to his feet, SPUNK seems to wobbling; SPUNK sent to the ropes and Syko connects with the ultra rana whip. SPUNK now rolls to the outside and Syko follows. SPUNK now whipped repeatedly to the guardrails, SPUNK bounces off the far rail and Syko almost decapitates the champ with the Grace and Beauty of Utter Annihilation. Syko with the cover… 1… 2… kick out by SPUNK. Syko now goes over to the ramp and picks up the stable gun, as soon as Catalyst sees this he attack Syko from behind with a chair. Crimson now gives chase and the two do a couple lamps around the ring, Catalyst runs past SPUNK, SPUNK sees Crimson coming and takes him down with the clothesline. Catalyst moves over to Syko and rolls him back into the ring, SPUNK now connects with he vertical German suplex… 1… 2… kick out! SPUNK now locks in the Bukkake Blackout. Syko won’t tap and SPUNK lets go out of frustration. SPUNK now picks up a chair, Syko sprints back up to his feet and bounces off the ropes, Mental Illness into the chair into SPUNK’s face. Syko acends the ropes, Catalyst jumps on the apron and causes Syko to land junk first. Crimson gives chase towards Catalyst again who slides in the ring, Catalyst goes for the stepping palm blow, Crimson gets up both hands to block it, spins him around, CRIMSON CUTTER! Crimson now goes for Syko’s stapler, CLICK BAM! Catalyst gets a staple in his forehead, SPUNK gets back up to his feet and nails Crimson with he dynamite knee lift. He sprints up to the ropes, Spunkakke Splash on Syko, the cover… 1… 2… kick out! SPUNK now goes underneath the ring to grab a table, he set’s it up on the outside, back in the ring now SPUNK picks up Syko and drags him out to the apron, SPUNK-SHOT off the apron threw the table! He makes the cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Bukkake SPUNK
Time: 16:06
Audience (Hardcore Style): 75%
7. <<<60 Minute Time Limit>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Asian Penguin vs. Ross Cowan
These two took a local bunch of fans to the edge the other night in a 45 minute classic, and Asian Penguin is furious that he didn't score the pinfall. A quick series of drop toe holds by Asian Penguin, followed by his super Hammer punches and a spinning knee lock. He whips Cowan, then punches him straight in the heart. Cowan fights back with a firemen's carry. Release Northern Lights by Cowan, but AP is right back with some punches and some leg work. SCHWEIN BY COWAN! He is really reaching here, and I think his legs are bugging him. AP is blocking everything he can throw, and coming back with elbows to the knees. Swing neck breaker by Cowan out of nowhere, followed by a kidney punch. Release Northern Lights on AP, followed by a Figure 4. Cowan himself is in pain in the hold, so he lets go. He goes for another Norhtern Lights, but gets DDT'd for his troubles. Another spinning leg lock by AP, followed by a Ippionezui. Snap suplex by Cowan, followed by a knee cross. COWAN PLEX connects for a quick 2 count. He is setting up the Cowan Special, but AP reverses it into a fall for a 1. Snap Suplex by Cowan, but AP right back with a body slam. Knee breaker/spinning knee lock by AP. Dragon Suplex by Cowan! But its in the ropes. Cowan is really starting to favor his legs, and couldn't fully extend the bridge that time.. While AP doesn't look like he is doing a lot of damage, he is. Cowan Plex..1...2... kickout! He whips AP, EXPROIDAH. He picks up AP but eats an elbow, SHOTEI, followed by a leg trip. He goes to punch Cowan, but Cowan catches him and hits a Cowan Plex for a 2 count. Leg tripe and 2 spinning leg locks on Cowan by AP. His pinpoint attacks might not be exciting, but they are working.. EXPLODAH 98 BY COWAN! Pin. 1! 2! KICKOUT! Stomach crusher by AP, and then he is going for the ABT. Cowan is squirming around on the mat, and kicks AP off of him. Sole butt by Cowan, followed by a La Magistral for a 2, AP right back up, AABT!! AABT! Cowan escapes! Cowan elbows him down, Cowan up top: Cowan with a Moonsault, but AP gets a rope break. Another Cowan plex hits the mark, but sadly, the mark is the ropes. AP hits a brainbuster on Cowan, sending him to the outside. Cowan right back in, and hits a release belly to belly. A few Sole butts, then he ties him up in a tree of woe in the corner. He is litteraly just punching AP's groin here.. Uh.. Yeah, this isn't pretty. AP takes like 6 groin shots, but comes right back out with an ABT! Cowan gets his had on the ropes though. COWAN SPECIAL! 1! 2! 2.999! WOW. High Angle German by AP, but Cowan has his foot on the ropes. AP going for a brainbuster, but Cowan reverses it into an arm bar. Ippionzeui by AP, and gets a loooong 2 count. FIYAH THUNDAH BOMB! 2.999!! Exploder by AP, followed by a pin, but at the 2 Cowan gets a foot on the ropes. Cowan with an Explodah '98, then goes up top.. Cowan Elbow, but AP stands up! High Angle German, but once again its too close to the ropes. He tosses Cowan to the Corner, charges at him, but Cowan ducks under, and nails a SCHWEIN. Dragon Suplex by Cowan! 1...2... NO!@ Cowan just can't seem to hold the bridge on that. Cowan with a moonsault to the back, then a figure 4! But once again, he is in too much pain to keep the hold applied. He picks up AP, and german suplexes him, AP's head cracks against the corner and he falls to the outside with a thud. The ring crew checks on him, and he shoves them off. He comes right back in for more. Cowan with a sole butt, People's Elbow, COWAN SPECIAL! 1....2....2.9999999999!!! HOW IS HE KICKING OUT!? Explodah '98 by Cowan, followed by a Figure 4! Cowan really can't hold on though, and lets go. AP right back up, and punches Cowan in the face, then goes for a pin.. 2.5!! Cowan Special! 1! 2! KICKOUT! Gameniguri by AP, followed by some HAMMAH punches, AABT applied! Cowan scurries to the ropes though. Fiya Thundah bomb for a 2 count on Cowan. He goes for another, but Cowan reverses it for a 2 count. Knee smash on Cowan then he goes for a AABT, but Cowan kicks him in the head. Cowan whips him, URNAGE, AP is right back up! He is going for a AABT, but Cowan kicks him off again. Tossing german on AP, he is right back up, Snap Suplex on him, he is up again. Another knee breaker by AP, then scores a near fall! Knee breaker! AABT! Once again Cowan fights his way to the ropes break. AP gives Cowan a brainbuster sending him to the outside. Cowan is taking his time coming in, but makes it back in. He charges at AP, but gets a SUPAH ELBOW! AABT applied in the center of the ring! Nowhere to run! Cowan reverses it into an inside cradle for a 2 count! AP is holding Cowan's arm, CHOPS! He hits a powerslam pin on Cowan.. 1...2...KICKOUT!?!!? Cowan back up and whips AP, URNAGEEE. Cowan Plex, 1! 2! thr- KICKOUT! Another Cowan Plex, this time only a 1 count. Cowan Special, 1..2..KICKOUT AGAIN!?! BY GOD THIS CANT BE HAPPENING! AP is propped up in the corner, top rope belly to belly by Cowan! Neither man can really get up.. AP up first, MACHINE SUPLEX ON COWAN! Cowan has a foot on the ropes though. Tossing German on AP, pinfall, ONNLY 2. Another Machine Suplex in the ropes, followed by an Explodah and a German to the outside by AP.. Ross comes back in, MACHINE SUPLEX!! 1...2.....2.9999!! KICKS OUT! Cowan Special! KICKS OUT! COWAN PLEX!! KICKS OUT! COWAN SPECIAL! KICKS OUT! FIYAH THUNDAH BY AP!! KICKOUT! What a FREAKING EXCHANGE! THIS IS AMAZING! AP chops Cowan down, AABT and Cowan has no where to go.. Cowan won't give! Cowan won't give! Cowan finally gets to the ropes. fiyah Thunder bomb by AP, 2 count! Schwein by Cowan, followed by a DELFIN SPECIAL 2 in the ropes. Gameguiri, hammer punches by AP. Another AABT, but Cowan escapes.. Explodah '98 by Cowan! Running Explodah by Cowan, for only a 2 count again! MUSCLE BUSTAH BY AP! AABT applies but Cowan kicks him off.. Cowan is now rolling around the ring holding his left ankle.. This doesn't look good. Snap suplex by Cowan. AP right back with a leg trip, ABT! Cowan still gets out! WHAT HEART! High Angle German, 1...2..KICKOUT! Cowan Special, KICKOUT! Tossing belly to belly sends AP to the outside. Both men have to be frustrated as all hell. Fiyah Thunder by AP can't put him away, Cowan Special can't put AP away. Knee breaker, AABT! Cowan is still fighting out! Exploder by AP, and another AABT! Cowan refuses to give up. Cowan special, still only a 2 count, followed by a Schwein.. AP is now rolling around holding his neck! 2 count only by Cowan! This is insane! They won't stop! AABT break, Cowan Special, kickout! Machine Suplex, kickout! Cowan Plex at 56 minutes in for a 2 count! AABT at 56:30 and Cowan still fights out! AP ties Cowan up in the corner for a tree of woe, and is punching him in the balls! Cowan Plex! 1...2.. KICKOUT! THE BELL RINGS! Cowan raises his hand in victory as AP holds his head and contests.. The announcer then announces a TIME LIMIT DRAW.
Time Limit Draw
Time: 60:00
Audience (King's Road Style): 82%
[Cross]: I… I can’t believe it DeMarco. These two men battled it out for ONE HOUR and the still couldn’t get a clean winner. That will go down in C-CWA history as the longest match ever.
[DeMarco]: What endurance, what skill, and what a freaking long match. My ass is asleep here but it was completely worth it.
[Cross]: Well the network isn’t going to be happy with this, we’ve just cut into the NBA All Star recap, good night everybody!
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