Post by CyberTranz on Sept 23, 2009 19:32:26 GMT -6
1. <<<#1 Contenders Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Jonny Park vs. Prodigy vs. Sykopath
Prodigy and Park are brawling in the ring at the start, Syko is walking around at ringside throwing things in, from chairs, to beer cans stolen from fans, to tables, Syko slides in finally, about 5 min of the match is already gone now, he picks up a chair and smacks it across Prodigy's back, Park manages to dodge a chair shot, he hits a sole butt then grabs the chair, he tosses it off Syko's head then catches it again, Prodigy lifts up a singapore cane and cracks it off the side of Park's head, he tries again but Park blocks with the chair, Syko to his feet, he sets up a table in the corner then lifts up a beer can..he throws it full speed and it bounces off the back of Prodigy's head, exploding in a shower of alchoholic liquid, Syko grabs the cane and smacks Prodigy multiple times, breaking the cane in half, Park jabs Syko in the gut with the chair, then throws it to the ground, he goes behind and hits the full nelson bomb onto the chair, Prodigy nails Park with a slo mo brainbuster on the chair, he picks up a garbage can that Syko threw in and puts Syko's head into it, Prodigy grabs the chair, and smashes it multiple times into the trash can, cover, 1....2...kickout, Syko gets to his feet, he pulls the trash can off his head, and just manages to duck a big fire, he throws the can off of Prodigy's head, Red Mist, the Grace and Beauty of Utter Annihilation!! Park hits Syko with a Fisherman Buster, Two Facer, Prodigy kicks Park in the gut, PRODIGY BOMB ON A CHAIR! 1....2...3!! Prodigy taunts Park, while Syko gets behind him..END TO SANITY THROUGH A TABLE! 1......2.....3!
Winner by pin fall and #1 Contender: Sykopath
Time: 9:37
Audience: n/a
…The camera zooms into a shot of S^3 talking with each other, laughing at random subjects, when all of a sudden, J-MAXIMA walks by, in a gold pair of tear off pants and white tank top. SPUNK smirks, and throws a beer can at him. Direct hit.
[SPUNK]: Hey, Jobber-kid! Pick that up!!
…J shrugs, and does, then throws the can out, then waves to SPUNK, asking him to come closer. SPUNK just laughs, but does so, and J stares into SPUNK’s eyes.
[J-MAXIMA]: You know, its funny. Sometimes, the people with small talent get in high places, while the rest are forced to wait.
[SPUNK]: Says the winner of one match. Hell, I doubt you’re even supposed to bne on TV.
[J-MAXIMA] I bet you think you’re a hoot. I’ve got a message for you.
[SPUNK] Ooo, jobber boy hears voices. Tell me, jobber boy, what do your voices say?
…Rather instantly, J has a hand on SPUNK’s throat.
[J-MAXIMA] *whispering* Our time has come…
…J lets go, and walks off, as SPUNK merely shrugs it off.
2. <<<Junior Weight One Night Tournament Block #1>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Dink vs. Juan Leche vs. Tandoori Man vs. X
The crowd is poised and ready to see who the mysterious X man will be… OMG!!! IT’S TIGER MASK IV!!! Repin’ the NJPW. Anyway… Commence battling! Man girl, Tandoori ruined it! Everyone else is hoping about. Dink begins to battle with TM… I guess he thinks it is just some stupid WWE gimmick of a ½ Tiger ½ man thing… boy is he wrong as he receives a stiff kick to the head. TRIPLE GRAPPLE ON TANDOORI! He kicks them all off like nothing because he is large and in charge. Some stuff happens that I cannot keep up with and then Tandoori gets a double drop kick from Dink and Leche! Dink continues to suffer from thinking Tiger mask was a random jobber as he continues to get kicked about. Tando comes over after knocking Leche down… unfortunately he gets 2 DOUBLE DROP KICKS OF DOOM in a row. Leche to the top… W@nTOn on Tando! Leche goes for another, but misses dearly and rolls outside the ring. Dink a top TM, he spins around for a Delfin Rana… holy crap Leche catches him in mid move… he and TM double powerbomb him! …And everybody was kung-fu fighting… yeah lots of kicks… Dink catches Tando in a Delfin Rana…1…2…no! Tando gets up… Cross Face chicken wing by Tiger mask… he looks like he going for the Millenium Suplex but Leche kicks him in the back. Cover by TM on Tando..1…2…no!! Leche hits a Overhead kick on Dink, then TM hits the downed dink with his moonsaulting double knee stop! Yowza! Cover on Dink…1…2…no! Leche Totally botches his Phoenix Press.. we wont even go into that… but then he gets right back up and nails in perfectly right on Dink…1…2…NO!!! Tiger Driver on Tando from TM…1…2…NO!!! Tando catches TM in a Kido Clutch…1…2…NO!!! Dink with a Dinkinoku Driver on Tando…1…2…NO HIS FOOT WAS ON THE ROPES!!! Lots of stuff happening… Tando catches TM in a Kido Clutch again…1…2…3!! OMGOMG!!! Dink is to the limit as he nails a W@NtoN BombE across Leche’s stomach! Tando kicks Dink off of Leche. A bit later Leche climbs to the top…Hando hits a standing moonsaults the same time Leche does his Phoenix splash! Dink is Crushed! Some more stuff happens that isn’t extremely important or note worthy… OMG DOLPHIN SPECIL 1 by dink on Leche…1…2…3!!! Dink gets up and walks right into a Tandoori Dream! Cover…1…2…3!!!
Winner by pin fall: Tandoori Man
Dink: 23:54
Leche: 22:19
Tiger Mask: 16:51
3. <<<Junior Weight One Night Tournament Block #2>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Hando vs. El Condimento vs. Abdula Tonga vs. X
The crowd awaits the announcement for who the other X will be tonight. Everyone waits inside the ring… Marufuji’s music hits as the crowd erupts with cheers! The contestants all meet in the middle and the brawling begins! Double dropkicks everywhere… they even pull a fan out of the audience and give him a double dropkick! Tango takes Hando out with a dropkick, Marufuji Elbow drops Tonga’s unsuspecting leg and then rolls over and locks Hando in a Knee Cross! Hando grabs the ropes to break free. Triple team on NM… he counters by kicking them all down. Enziguri on Tonga, followed by triple elbow combo by NM. Flashing elbow drop across Tonga’s back. Hando reers back… for a shinning bullfrog, but as he runs forward EC trips him by sticking his foot out and Hando lands right on Ab’s knee!!! That doesn’t stop NM as he sends Ab for a ride with the Tiger Driver…1…2…no! Ab somehow ends up behind Hando and locks in the Octopus stretch, EC comes over to break it up and ends up getting a Super Fuji kick from NM! Ab takes Hando and tosses him head first into NM’s stomach… DOUBLE OCTOPUS HOLD!!! This time, EC is there to break it up easily with a rolling solebutt to Ab’s face. Not much happening… WHAM Ab gets a Super Fuji kick to the face… WHAM Original Mustard bomb on Hando…1…2…NO!!! EC takes Hando down with a Ketchup Bottom… NM covers…1…2…NO!!! Pandemonium ensues! Hando sneaks behind Marufuji and rolls him up…1…2…3!!! EC is being a bastard and everytime someone goes for their finisher he is sure to kick them… Sorry for the shoddy write up, but unless you want me to right “and Hando goes some something but gets kicked mid move by EC” you aren’t gonna get it :-P. Un-interupted Hawiian smasher by Tonga on EC! Un-interupted Overhead kick by Hando on Tonga! Hando walks over to cover… Ab rolls him threw into a Tonga Half Crab… HANDO TAPS!!! Tonga tries to pick up the downed EC… EC reverses into a saxon clutch…1…2…NO!!! Ab rolls outside to catch his breath. EC bounces off the ropes, holy crap! 3rd rope body press by EC!!! After laying there for about 5 min, EC gets up and picks up Tonga… Mustard Edge by EC onto Tonga, onto the concrete!!! EC tosses tonga back inside. EC takes his sweet time to get inside the ring… he goes to cover Tonga, Tonga rolls him in a small package…1…2…NO!!!! Tonga goes for a German Suplex… EC flips out! He hops onto Tonga’s shoulders… A-1 Rana…1…2…3!!!!!!!
Winner by pin fall: El Condimento
Tonga: 27:02
Hando: 21:00
Marufuji: 12:16
4. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
JC Storm w/Da Grinch vs. Bigg Rigg w/Jamie Jones
They start off with some stiff shots back and forth. Over the course of the week, these two teams have met and had some screwed up finishes.. Can you feel the tension? Rigg slams JC outside and Jones starts stomping on him, Gr1nch runs over and causes Jones to run off as the Swanksters recollect on the outside. JC rolls back in, but Rigg locks a Starngle hold Alpha as he rolls in to the ring. JC gets up, and Superkick by Rigg! JC totally no sells and comes back with a kick. Elbows by Rigg, but gets some high knees by JC. JC whips Rigg, and catches him in a super whirly fun ride. He throws Rigg to the corner, and charges in but eats a sole butt and locks in another SH@. JC is in the ropes. They tie up, JC goes behind, ATOMIC WHIIIIP. He then dropkicks the head of Rigg. High angle crab on Rigg, Rigg is able to slip out. JC trips Rigg, Gr1nch up on the apron to distract the ref, LOW BLOW. Another dropkick to the head. He picks him up, DEADLY BACK DROP! Ouch. Rolling elbow by JC. JC up top, Frog Splash onto the back! He is totally wearing Rigg down here. He picks up Rigg. ELBOW! He goes back at Rigg, ELBOW! And Again! Rigg is starting to head up! Gr1nch takes out Jones's knee on the outside with a chair, then Gr1nch trips the ref and is in the ring now. My god! Rigg is fighting both men off! ORange Crush by JC! 1....2...KCKOUT! Rigg is back up, faceplant, Strangle hold! JC fights out, dropkick to the head. Rigg is back up, reverses the whip, HURRICANRANA! Jc gets his foot on the ropes. Takedown by JC, MAD SPLASH! 1...2.. KICKOUT! Backgrab by JC, Rigg with a kangaroo kick, Figure 4 Leg Lock! JC reaches out and grabs the ropes. H Edge! JC back up with some elbows, rolling elbowgah! Goes behind, Kangaroo kick by Rigg! High kicks! Faceplant again by Rigg. JC is up, a bit wobbly, go behind by Jc, OOOOOOOH, tossing German sends Rigg outside with a sick thud. JC follows him out, DEADLY BACK DROP! Jones is up! EXPLODAH! Road Rage by Rigg! Double Dropkick on JC! The ref is holding Gr1nch back on the aprong as he argues! Rigg rolls back in as Jones goes back to nursing his knee. 9.8f/s^2! ROPEEEHH BREAK! ROPE BREAKAH! Crotch chop by JC, standing pin.. 2 only! Savate kick by JC, standing pin..1...2.. KICKOUT! Forward slam brainbuster by Rigg! up top, frog splash! Rope breakahhh. JC up, Rigg goes for a punch, caught! Screw slam sends Rigg outside! They are brawling on the outside now! My god! Screw slam by JC sends Rigg over the barrier into the fans! JC rolls back in at the 18! 19! Rigg is up, Rigg dashes in.. HE MAKES IT!! Michinoku Driver! 1! 2! 3! RIGG WINS! MAH GOD!
Winner by pin fall: Rigg
Time: 18:08
Audience (Strong Style): 81%
The scene opens with both C-CWA reporters, Barry Wood, and Cynthia Rockwell, both standing in the parking lot... idle chatter, but lets listen in, because it pertains to the promo!
[Cynthia]: Have you heard anything about the people I'm supposed to interview? I mean, they're supposed to have been here by now, but I guess punctuality isn't that big a deal to some wrestlers...
[Barry Wood]: Wait, let's see the list here... -Barry Wood(s) produces a clipboard, and reads a pair of names off of it...- "Bunny and Countdown". Countdown, okay... not a bad name. More suited to the indies, or maybe WWNCW, but that's got promise. Bunny... now, he's gotta be a TOTAL bad ass with a sense of humor to call himself "Bunny".
[Cynthia]: Or a total loser... like that "Twinky" guy in the M-DWF... God, I'm glad I didn't have to interview him.
Cynthia and Barry Wood share a laugh at the M-DWF's expense, and a pair of girls walk up to the two... first thing we notice is one dressed more like a hooker with blue hair, and the other dressed like a librarian with green-ish hair...
[Green-hair girl]: E-excuse me... we're looking for someone...
[Barry Wood]: Bukkake Spunk's locker room is down the hallway, first left, then second right. There will either be a big line, or a big pile of tired girls outside, depending on how concerned with his match he is.
[Green-hair]: Er, that's not quite what I mean, sir, I mean-
[Cynthia]: I like the look... what are you going for? Naughty librarian? Girl next door? Something along those lines?
[Green-hair]: No, not quite, I mean, I am kinda, but not really and-
[Blue-hair]: Dammit, Cee, just shut up. They both think we're here to have sex because you can't just say what you want.
[Cee]: But, Bunny! I was gonna get to it, but they interrrupt-
[Cynthia]: Wait, Bunny? You're Bunny?
The Blue haired Girl (Bunny) nods once, firmly.
[Barry Wood]: And Cee... would that be short for "Countdown"?
The green haired girl (Countdown) nods a couple times...
[Barry Wood]: See, that's the problem with working dates in America. They try to enforce their "Positive Action" and "Title 19" laws on us, and-
[Countdown]: It's... "Affirmitive Action"... which deals with race... and "Title IX", which deals with high school and collegiate sports, sir.
[Barry Wood]: A smart one. Very nice. They're all yours, Cynthia!
Barry Wood exits, stage left.
[Cynthia]: Um... okay... Countdown... Bunny...Cynthia looks slightly disappointed... How, exactly... did you decide to work in the C-CWA?
[Bunny]: See, we used to work in Midwest Wrestling, but now we signed contracts to work here!
[Cynthia]: I see... and.. uh... what's with the hair?
[Countdown]: Well-
[Bunny]: I dyed my hair blue, because it looks pretty cool like that... Cee, though... she tried to dye her hair blonde, because I thought she'd look better like that... and it just kinda stayed green.
[Cynthia]: Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry! I've been there, too... don't worry, it'll wash out!
Countdown shakes her head "no"...
[Cynthia]: Yes it will! It'll only look stupid for a little bit...
Countdown looks up, with slightly wet eyes...
[Cee]: I... I dyed it last year...
[Cynthia]: Oh... I'm sorry... But, uh, well... what do you two want to accomplish while you're here?
[Bunny]: -After pushing Countdown out of the way- I... am a STAR! A REAL star! Cee... she's just along for the ride.
[Cynthia]: You are aware that we don't have a women's division. Right?
[Bunny]: Pshh. Do you think I'm stupid? I KNOW there's no women's division here! There is a JUNIOR division! Cee doesn't look like it, but she's a damn good junior weight, and while she got shafted in the T & A department, she does have a pair of dangerous legs... Kick a leg on up, Cee!
[Countdown]: Do I have to? It's cold, and-
[Bunny]: CEE!
Countdown hikes up her skirt a little bit and holds a leg up for Bunny... who grabs it by the ankle.
[Bunny]: Take a look at this. Lean muscle. Cee used to try and make a living through kick boxing. No money in that though. But still, this leg is one half of one half of the possible future tag team champions.
[Cynthia]: You're... trying for the tag team division, too?
[Bunny]: You're damn right we are! Is that all? Cee's about to lose her balance if I don't put her foot down.
[Cynthia]: Yeah, I guess that's all...
[Bunny]: Good.
Bunny drops Cee's leg, and she wipes out, face first onto the concrete...
[Bunny]: Watch yourself! We can't have you being clumsy cost us a match or anything! Maybe we can even find you a boyfriend or something while we're here...
Cee pushes herself up from the ground, and shakes her head... as the scene fades to commercial, shilling wonderful products by people who've paid good money to let you know... that they care.
5. <<<Junior Weight One Night Tournament Finals>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
El Condimento vs. Tandoori Man
Though both are tired and extremely worn out, Tandoori Man and EC make their way to the ring. They shake hands before the match out of respect for eachother. Condiments meets spices for the battle of which makes foods taste better… sorry… both are extremely tired after only having a one match break between their 20 + min matches. The two battle back and forth with elbows and chops and… drop toe holds. Luckily this match is double drop kick free. Tando finally takes advantage of EC and takes him over with a back drop. Tando goes for a headlock, EC tosses him into the corner, Tando climbs up and flips over, EC didn’t fall for it and as hando lands, EC jumps forward and takes him down with a face buster!!! Cover…1…2…no! Tando whips EC into the corner… OMG CORNER MOONSAULT…1…2…NO!!! EC slowly gets up… Tando with a Kido Clutch…1…2…NO!!! EC cools Tando’s jets by taking him down with a drop toe hold, he then locks in the Condimentian Death Lock… that sure is a lot of pressure on Tando’s knee, but he refuses to give up! EC picks Tando up… Reverse Rana! He keeps it locked in and transfers it into a Gedo clutch…1…2….NO!!!!! EC gets up and begins pointing to the sky… Tando runs from behind and tackles him down. He begins punching him in the back of the head viciously. He picks EC up… Tandoori Dream… he covers…1….2….EC’S FOOT IS ON THE ROPE!!!! Tando hits another Tandoori dream, he drags EC to the corner… Slingshot MOONSAULT….1….2…..NOOOOO!!!!!! Tando gets up in utter disbelieve, he whips EC to the ropes, picks him up for a Delfin backbreaker… EC reverses into a head scissors whip!!! EC tries to regain steam, but is sadly stopped short by a low blow from Tandoori. EC stumbles over to the corner… Tando sets him up top… what the heck is he doing… Tando jumps up and flips backwards and takes EC down with a TOP ROPE MF PRAWN HOLD… this has got to be all…1….2…3!!!!
Winner by pin fall and Junior Weight Tournament Champ: Tandoori Man
Time: 17:13
Audience (Lucha Style): 96%
6. <<<Non-Title Gruesome Match>>> (Mr. Scotland)
T-Bone vs. Catalyst
Catalyst starts off with a body blow, center round kick, arm breaker, dragon screw, he tries another but T-Bone hits an enziguri, middle kicks from T-Bone followed by a powerful elbow smash, go behind, leg trip, elbow drop across the lower back, and another, Catalyst gets up into a neckbreaker drop, beast knee drop, Catalyst lifted to his feet, he manages to hit a sole butt then a DDT, upper open hand jab, back drop, kabel naria applied, T-Bone escapes the hold, Screw Slam, Catalyst Neckbreaker, T-Bone lifted again, he manages to nail the Big Bone Buster, he hits the Flashing German Suplex as Catalyst gets back up, Stalefish applied, it does a lot of damage, but Catalyst manages to escape, Butcher Bomb attempted, but countered, Catalyst Suplex connects, he tries another, low blow, Butcher Bomb, Stalefish applied, Catalyst tries to fight out of it..but he can't...Catalyst taps out, this ones over
Winner by submission: T-Bone
Time: 6:32
Audience (Stoic Style): 64%
7. <<<Tag Team Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Bukkake SPUNK & EWS vs. Tranzfusion & Crimson
Crimson and Spunk start as the legal men, collar and elbow tie up, drop toe hold from Crimson, Spunk back to his feet into an irish whip, Crimson catches him with a spin kick, then he hits a knee lift followed by a cyclone whip. Spunk gets to his feet again, he hits a few slaps to the face, then a middle kick, irish whip to his corner, EWS punches Crimson in the side of the head a few times then holds him in the corner, Spunk charges at him and nails a HUGE kenka kick, tag to EWS, EWS hits a few knuckle arrows on Crimson, then locks in a front facelock, he brings him to the center of the ring then elbows him in the back, Crimson gets up into a short arm clothsline, Tranzfusion starts to drum up support for Crimson by smacking his hand on the top turnbuckle, the fans respond by clapping in unison, EWS lifts Crimson to his feet, Crimson fights back with a rush of punches to the gut, DDT from Crimson, he crawls over to his corner..and makes the tag, Tranz leaps over the top rope, several backhand chops to EWS, irish whip to a corner, Tranz nails a space rolling elbow, EWS staggers out of the corner then gets nailed with a backbrain kneelkick, EWS slowly back up, Tranz tries a brainbuster but EWS manages to keep himself on the ground, he counters with a suplex of his own, Tranz gets up into a manhattan drop then an irish whip, spine drop, Texas Clover Leaf applied, Crimson gets into the ring to break it up, Spunk gets in and starts brawling with Crimson, Spunk gets the upper hand after a low blow then throws Crimson out of the ring, Big Demolition on Tranz, followed with a mounted knuckle arrow from EWS, Tranz lifted to his feet, he gets KILLED with a choke slam combo this time, Scotland forces Spunk to get out of the ring, EWS makes a cover, 1.....2....kickout, Crimson gets back up onto the apron, EWS puts Tranz in the corner then climbs up onto the ropes behind him..Delerium Dust! he gets to his feet, but Crimson runs along the apron and nails a clothsline, Tranz slowly gets to his feet, EWS back up, he kicks Tranz several times, Tranz manages to catch his foot and trip him up, Tranz to his feet, he hits a big Sole Butt Rush then makes the tag to Crimson, Crimson nails a stomach crusher, then pulls out his sickle and carves a Lasting Impurity into the head of EWS, Scotland grabs the Sickle off of Crimson and throws it to the outside, Crimson flips him off then drives his fist into EWS' head several times, STO, Pure Perfection applied, Spunk rushes in and breaks the hold, he also drags EWS right over to the corner, Spunk climbs back onto the apron, reaches over the ropes and slaps EWS on the back for a tag, Spunk back in the ring, he hits a snap suplex then a belly to belly suplex, Praying Powerbomb, 1....2...kickout, Dragon Suplex set up, but Crimson nails a low blow, Crimson Crusher, he makes the tag to Tranz, EWS gets into the ring again, only to get NAILED with a Crimson Cutter, Tranz tries a bulldogging headlock but Spunk pushes him off, Tranz bounces off the ropes, Spunk catches him with a kick to the gut then moves behind for the Spunk Shot, he lifts him up, but Tranz slips over and dropkicks Spunk in the back of the knee's..TRANZFIXER APPLIED! Crimson rolls EWS onto the outside so he can't break the hold...Spunk taps out!
Winners by submission: Tranzfusion & Crimson
Time: 11:56
Audience (Strong Style): 88%
8.<<<#1 Contender No Time Limit>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Asian Penguin vs. Ross Cowan
Ross and AP are standing in the ring prepared for the match.. As the announcer announces Ross "ROSSSUUUUUU COOOOOOOOOOWANNNNNNN," Blue and white Streamers fill the air as Ross smirks and adjusts his elbow pads. Asian Penguin has both arms pulling on the ropes as the ref announces him "ASSSSSSSIENNNNNN PENNNNNNNGWEEINNNNNNNNNNNNNN" as Black and White streamers hit the wrong along with a roar. Both men are in a cold stare when the bell rings. AP jumps in and whips Ross to the corner, then hits a leg trip on him. Elbow to the knee of Ross, Ross back up, drop toe hold. Ross up again, body slam on AP. Flashing Elbowgah. Takedown tackle by AP, Ross right back up, another, followed by a leg twist. Chop Rush! Leg twist again, going right on that knee. Ross knees AP, Karelin Lift! He whips AP, going for an explodah, AP slides under, ROSS WITH A KARELIN LIFT! Elbow by AP, followed by a Ippionzeui. Slam by AP, Ross back up, Go behind, go behind by AP, elbow by Ross. Ross puts on a Figure 4 now. Ross going for a Northern Lights, reversed into a DDT. Dropkick to the head by AP. Norhtern Lights release by Cowan. AP right back up with a FIYAH THUNDAH! 2 Count! Exproidah by AP. Ross back up, Gameniguiri, followed by another Explodah. AABT applied! Ross somehow rolls out of it. Atomic Knee stomp by AP. AP whips Cowan, Cowan reverses, Belly to belly! Hammmmah punches by AP, he is going for another AABT, but Cowan kicks him off. Go behind, one by Ross, AP with another, release german dumps Cowan outside! Cowan going for a northern lights, DDT by AP! AABT reversed, DRagon Suplex by Ross, but roppppppehhh break. AP RIGHT BACK UP WITH A AABT! Cowan kicks him off. AP whips Cowan, LARRRRRIATO! Cowan quickly rolls AP up! 2 count! COWAN SPECIAL! 1...2.. 2.999!! My god! 3 rounds of hammer punches on Cowan.. COWAN WITH A RUNNING NECKBREAKER! He locks in a figure 4 now. AP is out! Cowan Special.. 1...2.. KICKOUT! Half Hatch suplex by AP! 1...2.. KICKOUT! Muscle Buster by AP! AP reaches into his pants, he pulls out the brightly colored brass knuckles! He punches him downnnn. 1... 2... No not this way.. 3! Its over! Asian Penguin pulls out the win.
Winner by pin fall and #1 Contender: Asian Penguin
Time: 16:41
Audience (King's Road Style): 82%
[Fade]
Jonny Park vs. Prodigy vs. Sykopath
Prodigy and Park are brawling in the ring at the start, Syko is walking around at ringside throwing things in, from chairs, to beer cans stolen from fans, to tables, Syko slides in finally, about 5 min of the match is already gone now, he picks up a chair and smacks it across Prodigy's back, Park manages to dodge a chair shot, he hits a sole butt then grabs the chair, he tosses it off Syko's head then catches it again, Prodigy lifts up a singapore cane and cracks it off the side of Park's head, he tries again but Park blocks with the chair, Syko to his feet, he sets up a table in the corner then lifts up a beer can..he throws it full speed and it bounces off the back of Prodigy's head, exploding in a shower of alchoholic liquid, Syko grabs the cane and smacks Prodigy multiple times, breaking the cane in half, Park jabs Syko in the gut with the chair, then throws it to the ground, he goes behind and hits the full nelson bomb onto the chair, Prodigy nails Park with a slo mo brainbuster on the chair, he picks up a garbage can that Syko threw in and puts Syko's head into it, Prodigy grabs the chair, and smashes it multiple times into the trash can, cover, 1....2...kickout, Syko gets to his feet, he pulls the trash can off his head, and just manages to duck a big fire, he throws the can off of Prodigy's head, Red Mist, the Grace and Beauty of Utter Annihilation!! Park hits Syko with a Fisherman Buster, Two Facer, Prodigy kicks Park in the gut, PRODIGY BOMB ON A CHAIR! 1....2...3!! Prodigy taunts Park, while Syko gets behind him..END TO SANITY THROUGH A TABLE! 1......2.....3!
Winner by pin fall and #1 Contender: Sykopath
Time: 9:37
Audience: n/a
…The camera zooms into a shot of S^3 talking with each other, laughing at random subjects, when all of a sudden, J-MAXIMA walks by, in a gold pair of tear off pants and white tank top. SPUNK smirks, and throws a beer can at him. Direct hit.
[SPUNK]: Hey, Jobber-kid! Pick that up!!
…J shrugs, and does, then throws the can out, then waves to SPUNK, asking him to come closer. SPUNK just laughs, but does so, and J stares into SPUNK’s eyes.
[J-MAXIMA]: You know, its funny. Sometimes, the people with small talent get in high places, while the rest are forced to wait.
[SPUNK]: Says the winner of one match. Hell, I doubt you’re even supposed to bne on TV.
[J-MAXIMA] I bet you think you’re a hoot. I’ve got a message for you.
[SPUNK] Ooo, jobber boy hears voices. Tell me, jobber boy, what do your voices say?
…Rather instantly, J has a hand on SPUNK’s throat.
[J-MAXIMA] *whispering* Our time has come…
…J lets go, and walks off, as SPUNK merely shrugs it off.
2. <<<Junior Weight One Night Tournament Block #1>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Dink vs. Juan Leche vs. Tandoori Man vs. X
The crowd is poised and ready to see who the mysterious X man will be… OMG!!! IT’S TIGER MASK IV!!! Repin’ the NJPW. Anyway… Commence battling! Man girl, Tandoori ruined it! Everyone else is hoping about. Dink begins to battle with TM… I guess he thinks it is just some stupid WWE gimmick of a ½ Tiger ½ man thing… boy is he wrong as he receives a stiff kick to the head. TRIPLE GRAPPLE ON TANDOORI! He kicks them all off like nothing because he is large and in charge. Some stuff happens that I cannot keep up with and then Tandoori gets a double drop kick from Dink and Leche! Dink continues to suffer from thinking Tiger mask was a random jobber as he continues to get kicked about. Tando comes over after knocking Leche down… unfortunately he gets 2 DOUBLE DROP KICKS OF DOOM in a row. Leche to the top… W@nTOn on Tando! Leche goes for another, but misses dearly and rolls outside the ring. Dink a top TM, he spins around for a Delfin Rana… holy crap Leche catches him in mid move… he and TM double powerbomb him! …And everybody was kung-fu fighting… yeah lots of kicks… Dink catches Tando in a Delfin Rana…1…2…no! Tando gets up… Cross Face chicken wing by Tiger mask… he looks like he going for the Millenium Suplex but Leche kicks him in the back. Cover by TM on Tando..1…2…no!! Leche hits a Overhead kick on Dink, then TM hits the downed dink with his moonsaulting double knee stop! Yowza! Cover on Dink…1…2…no! Leche Totally botches his Phoenix Press.. we wont even go into that… but then he gets right back up and nails in perfectly right on Dink…1…2…NO!!! Tiger Driver on Tando from TM…1…2…NO!!! Tando catches TM in a Kido Clutch…1…2…NO!!! Dink with a Dinkinoku Driver on Tando…1…2…NO HIS FOOT WAS ON THE ROPES!!! Lots of stuff happening… Tando catches TM in a Kido Clutch again…1…2…3!! OMGOMG!!! Dink is to the limit as he nails a W@NtoN BombE across Leche’s stomach! Tando kicks Dink off of Leche. A bit later Leche climbs to the top…Hando hits a standing moonsaults the same time Leche does his Phoenix splash! Dink is Crushed! Some more stuff happens that isn’t extremely important or note worthy… OMG DOLPHIN SPECIL 1 by dink on Leche…1…2…3!!! Dink gets up and walks right into a Tandoori Dream! Cover…1…2…3!!!
Winner by pin fall: Tandoori Man
Dink: 23:54
Leche: 22:19
Tiger Mask: 16:51
3. <<<Junior Weight One Night Tournament Block #2>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Hando vs. El Condimento vs. Abdula Tonga vs. X
The crowd awaits the announcement for who the other X will be tonight. Everyone waits inside the ring… Marufuji’s music hits as the crowd erupts with cheers! The contestants all meet in the middle and the brawling begins! Double dropkicks everywhere… they even pull a fan out of the audience and give him a double dropkick! Tango takes Hando out with a dropkick, Marufuji Elbow drops Tonga’s unsuspecting leg and then rolls over and locks Hando in a Knee Cross! Hando grabs the ropes to break free. Triple team on NM… he counters by kicking them all down. Enziguri on Tonga, followed by triple elbow combo by NM. Flashing elbow drop across Tonga’s back. Hando reers back… for a shinning bullfrog, but as he runs forward EC trips him by sticking his foot out and Hando lands right on Ab’s knee!!! That doesn’t stop NM as he sends Ab for a ride with the Tiger Driver…1…2…no! Ab somehow ends up behind Hando and locks in the Octopus stretch, EC comes over to break it up and ends up getting a Super Fuji kick from NM! Ab takes Hando and tosses him head first into NM’s stomach… DOUBLE OCTOPUS HOLD!!! This time, EC is there to break it up easily with a rolling solebutt to Ab’s face. Not much happening… WHAM Ab gets a Super Fuji kick to the face… WHAM Original Mustard bomb on Hando…1…2…NO!!! EC takes Hando down with a Ketchup Bottom… NM covers…1…2…NO!!! Pandemonium ensues! Hando sneaks behind Marufuji and rolls him up…1…2…3!!! EC is being a bastard and everytime someone goes for their finisher he is sure to kick them… Sorry for the shoddy write up, but unless you want me to right “and Hando goes some something but gets kicked mid move by EC” you aren’t gonna get it :-P. Un-interupted Hawiian smasher by Tonga on EC! Un-interupted Overhead kick by Hando on Tonga! Hando walks over to cover… Ab rolls him threw into a Tonga Half Crab… HANDO TAPS!!! Tonga tries to pick up the downed EC… EC reverses into a saxon clutch…1…2…NO!!! Ab rolls outside to catch his breath. EC bounces off the ropes, holy crap! 3rd rope body press by EC!!! After laying there for about 5 min, EC gets up and picks up Tonga… Mustard Edge by EC onto Tonga, onto the concrete!!! EC tosses tonga back inside. EC takes his sweet time to get inside the ring… he goes to cover Tonga, Tonga rolls him in a small package…1…2…NO!!!! Tonga goes for a German Suplex… EC flips out! He hops onto Tonga’s shoulders… A-1 Rana…1…2…3!!!!!!!
Winner by pin fall: El Condimento
Tonga: 27:02
Hando: 21:00
Marufuji: 12:16
4. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
JC Storm w/Da Grinch vs. Bigg Rigg w/Jamie Jones
They start off with some stiff shots back and forth. Over the course of the week, these two teams have met and had some screwed up finishes.. Can you feel the tension? Rigg slams JC outside and Jones starts stomping on him, Gr1nch runs over and causes Jones to run off as the Swanksters recollect on the outside. JC rolls back in, but Rigg locks a Starngle hold Alpha as he rolls in to the ring. JC gets up, and Superkick by Rigg! JC totally no sells and comes back with a kick. Elbows by Rigg, but gets some high knees by JC. JC whips Rigg, and catches him in a super whirly fun ride. He throws Rigg to the corner, and charges in but eats a sole butt and locks in another SH@. JC is in the ropes. They tie up, JC goes behind, ATOMIC WHIIIIP. He then dropkicks the head of Rigg. High angle crab on Rigg, Rigg is able to slip out. JC trips Rigg, Gr1nch up on the apron to distract the ref, LOW BLOW. Another dropkick to the head. He picks him up, DEADLY BACK DROP! Ouch. Rolling elbow by JC. JC up top, Frog Splash onto the back! He is totally wearing Rigg down here. He picks up Rigg. ELBOW! He goes back at Rigg, ELBOW! And Again! Rigg is starting to head up! Gr1nch takes out Jones's knee on the outside with a chair, then Gr1nch trips the ref and is in the ring now. My god! Rigg is fighting both men off! ORange Crush by JC! 1....2...KCKOUT! Rigg is back up, faceplant, Strangle hold! JC fights out, dropkick to the head. Rigg is back up, reverses the whip, HURRICANRANA! Jc gets his foot on the ropes. Takedown by JC, MAD SPLASH! 1...2.. KICKOUT! Backgrab by JC, Rigg with a kangaroo kick, Figure 4 Leg Lock! JC reaches out and grabs the ropes. H Edge! JC back up with some elbows, rolling elbowgah! Goes behind, Kangaroo kick by Rigg! High kicks! Faceplant again by Rigg. JC is up, a bit wobbly, go behind by Jc, OOOOOOOH, tossing German sends Rigg outside with a sick thud. JC follows him out, DEADLY BACK DROP! Jones is up! EXPLODAH! Road Rage by Rigg! Double Dropkick on JC! The ref is holding Gr1nch back on the aprong as he argues! Rigg rolls back in as Jones goes back to nursing his knee. 9.8f/s^2! ROPEEEHH BREAK! ROPE BREAKAH! Crotch chop by JC, standing pin.. 2 only! Savate kick by JC, standing pin..1...2.. KICKOUT! Forward slam brainbuster by Rigg! up top, frog splash! Rope breakahhh. JC up, Rigg goes for a punch, caught! Screw slam sends Rigg outside! They are brawling on the outside now! My god! Screw slam by JC sends Rigg over the barrier into the fans! JC rolls back in at the 18! 19! Rigg is up, Rigg dashes in.. HE MAKES IT!! Michinoku Driver! 1! 2! 3! RIGG WINS! MAH GOD!
Winner by pin fall: Rigg
Time: 18:08
Audience (Strong Style): 81%
The scene opens with both C-CWA reporters, Barry Wood, and Cynthia Rockwell, both standing in the parking lot... idle chatter, but lets listen in, because it pertains to the promo!
[Cynthia]: Have you heard anything about the people I'm supposed to interview? I mean, they're supposed to have been here by now, but I guess punctuality isn't that big a deal to some wrestlers...
[Barry Wood]: Wait, let's see the list here... -Barry Wood(s) produces a clipboard, and reads a pair of names off of it...- "Bunny and Countdown". Countdown, okay... not a bad name. More suited to the indies, or maybe WWNCW, but that's got promise. Bunny... now, he's gotta be a TOTAL bad ass with a sense of humor to call himself "Bunny".
[Cynthia]: Or a total loser... like that "Twinky" guy in the M-DWF... God, I'm glad I didn't have to interview him.
Cynthia and Barry Wood share a laugh at the M-DWF's expense, and a pair of girls walk up to the two... first thing we notice is one dressed more like a hooker with blue hair, and the other dressed like a librarian with green-ish hair...
[Green-hair girl]: E-excuse me... we're looking for someone...
[Barry Wood]: Bukkake Spunk's locker room is down the hallway, first left, then second right. There will either be a big line, or a big pile of tired girls outside, depending on how concerned with his match he is.
[Green-hair]: Er, that's not quite what I mean, sir, I mean-
[Cynthia]: I like the look... what are you going for? Naughty librarian? Girl next door? Something along those lines?
[Green-hair]: No, not quite, I mean, I am kinda, but not really and-
[Blue-hair]: Dammit, Cee, just shut up. They both think we're here to have sex because you can't just say what you want.
[Cee]: But, Bunny! I was gonna get to it, but they interrrupt-
[Cynthia]: Wait, Bunny? You're Bunny?
The Blue haired Girl (Bunny) nods once, firmly.
[Barry Wood]: And Cee... would that be short for "Countdown"?
The green haired girl (Countdown) nods a couple times...
[Barry Wood]: See, that's the problem with working dates in America. They try to enforce their "Positive Action" and "Title 19" laws on us, and-
[Countdown]: It's... "Affirmitive Action"... which deals with race... and "Title IX", which deals with high school and collegiate sports, sir.
[Barry Wood]: A smart one. Very nice. They're all yours, Cynthia!
Barry Wood exits, stage left.
[Cynthia]: Um... okay... Countdown... Bunny...Cynthia looks slightly disappointed... How, exactly... did you decide to work in the C-CWA?
[Bunny]: See, we used to work in Midwest Wrestling, but now we signed contracts to work here!
[Cynthia]: I see... and.. uh... what's with the hair?
[Countdown]: Well-
[Bunny]: I dyed my hair blue, because it looks pretty cool like that... Cee, though... she tried to dye her hair blonde, because I thought she'd look better like that... and it just kinda stayed green.
[Cynthia]: Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry! I've been there, too... don't worry, it'll wash out!
Countdown shakes her head "no"...
[Cynthia]: Yes it will! It'll only look stupid for a little bit...
Countdown looks up, with slightly wet eyes...
[Cee]: I... I dyed it last year...
[Cynthia]: Oh... I'm sorry... But, uh, well... what do you two want to accomplish while you're here?
[Bunny]: -After pushing Countdown out of the way- I... am a STAR! A REAL star! Cee... she's just along for the ride.
[Cynthia]: You are aware that we don't have a women's division. Right?
[Bunny]: Pshh. Do you think I'm stupid? I KNOW there's no women's division here! There is a JUNIOR division! Cee doesn't look like it, but she's a damn good junior weight, and while she got shafted in the T & A department, she does have a pair of dangerous legs... Kick a leg on up, Cee!
[Countdown]: Do I have to? It's cold, and-
[Bunny]: CEE!
Countdown hikes up her skirt a little bit and holds a leg up for Bunny... who grabs it by the ankle.
[Bunny]: Take a look at this. Lean muscle. Cee used to try and make a living through kick boxing. No money in that though. But still, this leg is one half of one half of the possible future tag team champions.
[Cynthia]: You're... trying for the tag team division, too?
[Bunny]: You're damn right we are! Is that all? Cee's about to lose her balance if I don't put her foot down.
[Cynthia]: Yeah, I guess that's all...
[Bunny]: Good.
Bunny drops Cee's leg, and she wipes out, face first onto the concrete...
[Bunny]: Watch yourself! We can't have you being clumsy cost us a match or anything! Maybe we can even find you a boyfriend or something while we're here...
Cee pushes herself up from the ground, and shakes her head... as the scene fades to commercial, shilling wonderful products by people who've paid good money to let you know... that they care.
5. <<<Junior Weight One Night Tournament Finals>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
El Condimento vs. Tandoori Man
Though both are tired and extremely worn out, Tandoori Man and EC make their way to the ring. They shake hands before the match out of respect for eachother. Condiments meets spices for the battle of which makes foods taste better… sorry… both are extremely tired after only having a one match break between their 20 + min matches. The two battle back and forth with elbows and chops and… drop toe holds. Luckily this match is double drop kick free. Tando finally takes advantage of EC and takes him over with a back drop. Tando goes for a headlock, EC tosses him into the corner, Tando climbs up and flips over, EC didn’t fall for it and as hando lands, EC jumps forward and takes him down with a face buster!!! Cover…1…2…no! Tando whips EC into the corner… OMG CORNER MOONSAULT…1…2…NO!!! EC slowly gets up… Tando with a Kido Clutch…1…2…NO!!! EC cools Tando’s jets by taking him down with a drop toe hold, he then locks in the Condimentian Death Lock… that sure is a lot of pressure on Tando’s knee, but he refuses to give up! EC picks Tando up… Reverse Rana! He keeps it locked in and transfers it into a Gedo clutch…1…2….NO!!!!! EC gets up and begins pointing to the sky… Tando runs from behind and tackles him down. He begins punching him in the back of the head viciously. He picks EC up… Tandoori Dream… he covers…1….2….EC’S FOOT IS ON THE ROPE!!!! Tando hits another Tandoori dream, he drags EC to the corner… Slingshot MOONSAULT….1….2…..NOOOOO!!!!!! Tando gets up in utter disbelieve, he whips EC to the ropes, picks him up for a Delfin backbreaker… EC reverses into a head scissors whip!!! EC tries to regain steam, but is sadly stopped short by a low blow from Tandoori. EC stumbles over to the corner… Tando sets him up top… what the heck is he doing… Tando jumps up and flips backwards and takes EC down with a TOP ROPE MF PRAWN HOLD… this has got to be all…1….2…3!!!!
Winner by pin fall and Junior Weight Tournament Champ: Tandoori Man
Time: 17:13
Audience (Lucha Style): 96%
6. <<<Non-Title Gruesome Match>>> (Mr. Scotland)
T-Bone vs. Catalyst
Catalyst starts off with a body blow, center round kick, arm breaker, dragon screw, he tries another but T-Bone hits an enziguri, middle kicks from T-Bone followed by a powerful elbow smash, go behind, leg trip, elbow drop across the lower back, and another, Catalyst gets up into a neckbreaker drop, beast knee drop, Catalyst lifted to his feet, he manages to hit a sole butt then a DDT, upper open hand jab, back drop, kabel naria applied, T-Bone escapes the hold, Screw Slam, Catalyst Neckbreaker, T-Bone lifted again, he manages to nail the Big Bone Buster, he hits the Flashing German Suplex as Catalyst gets back up, Stalefish applied, it does a lot of damage, but Catalyst manages to escape, Butcher Bomb attempted, but countered, Catalyst Suplex connects, he tries another, low blow, Butcher Bomb, Stalefish applied, Catalyst tries to fight out of it..but he can't...Catalyst taps out, this ones over
Winner by submission: T-Bone
Time: 6:32
Audience (Stoic Style): 64%
7. <<<Tag Team Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Bukkake SPUNK & EWS vs. Tranzfusion & Crimson
Crimson and Spunk start as the legal men, collar and elbow tie up, drop toe hold from Crimson, Spunk back to his feet into an irish whip, Crimson catches him with a spin kick, then he hits a knee lift followed by a cyclone whip. Spunk gets to his feet again, he hits a few slaps to the face, then a middle kick, irish whip to his corner, EWS punches Crimson in the side of the head a few times then holds him in the corner, Spunk charges at him and nails a HUGE kenka kick, tag to EWS, EWS hits a few knuckle arrows on Crimson, then locks in a front facelock, he brings him to the center of the ring then elbows him in the back, Crimson gets up into a short arm clothsline, Tranzfusion starts to drum up support for Crimson by smacking his hand on the top turnbuckle, the fans respond by clapping in unison, EWS lifts Crimson to his feet, Crimson fights back with a rush of punches to the gut, DDT from Crimson, he crawls over to his corner..and makes the tag, Tranz leaps over the top rope, several backhand chops to EWS, irish whip to a corner, Tranz nails a space rolling elbow, EWS staggers out of the corner then gets nailed with a backbrain kneelkick, EWS slowly back up, Tranz tries a brainbuster but EWS manages to keep himself on the ground, he counters with a suplex of his own, Tranz gets up into a manhattan drop then an irish whip, spine drop, Texas Clover Leaf applied, Crimson gets into the ring to break it up, Spunk gets in and starts brawling with Crimson, Spunk gets the upper hand after a low blow then throws Crimson out of the ring, Big Demolition on Tranz, followed with a mounted knuckle arrow from EWS, Tranz lifted to his feet, he gets KILLED with a choke slam combo this time, Scotland forces Spunk to get out of the ring, EWS makes a cover, 1.....2....kickout, Crimson gets back up onto the apron, EWS puts Tranz in the corner then climbs up onto the ropes behind him..Delerium Dust! he gets to his feet, but Crimson runs along the apron and nails a clothsline, Tranz slowly gets to his feet, EWS back up, he kicks Tranz several times, Tranz manages to catch his foot and trip him up, Tranz to his feet, he hits a big Sole Butt Rush then makes the tag to Crimson, Crimson nails a stomach crusher, then pulls out his sickle and carves a Lasting Impurity into the head of EWS, Scotland grabs the Sickle off of Crimson and throws it to the outside, Crimson flips him off then drives his fist into EWS' head several times, STO, Pure Perfection applied, Spunk rushes in and breaks the hold, he also drags EWS right over to the corner, Spunk climbs back onto the apron, reaches over the ropes and slaps EWS on the back for a tag, Spunk back in the ring, he hits a snap suplex then a belly to belly suplex, Praying Powerbomb, 1....2...kickout, Dragon Suplex set up, but Crimson nails a low blow, Crimson Crusher, he makes the tag to Tranz, EWS gets into the ring again, only to get NAILED with a Crimson Cutter, Tranz tries a bulldogging headlock but Spunk pushes him off, Tranz bounces off the ropes, Spunk catches him with a kick to the gut then moves behind for the Spunk Shot, he lifts him up, but Tranz slips over and dropkicks Spunk in the back of the knee's..TRANZFIXER APPLIED! Crimson rolls EWS onto the outside so he can't break the hold...Spunk taps out!
Winners by submission: Tranzfusion & Crimson
Time: 11:56
Audience (Strong Style): 88%
8.<<<#1 Contender No Time Limit>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Asian Penguin vs. Ross Cowan
Ross and AP are standing in the ring prepared for the match.. As the announcer announces Ross "ROSSSUUUUUU COOOOOOOOOOWANNNNNNN," Blue and white Streamers fill the air as Ross smirks and adjusts his elbow pads. Asian Penguin has both arms pulling on the ropes as the ref announces him "ASSSSSSSIENNNNNN PENNNNNNNGWEEINNNNNNNNNNNNNN" as Black and White streamers hit the wrong along with a roar. Both men are in a cold stare when the bell rings. AP jumps in and whips Ross to the corner, then hits a leg trip on him. Elbow to the knee of Ross, Ross back up, drop toe hold. Ross up again, body slam on AP. Flashing Elbowgah. Takedown tackle by AP, Ross right back up, another, followed by a leg twist. Chop Rush! Leg twist again, going right on that knee. Ross knees AP, Karelin Lift! He whips AP, going for an explodah, AP slides under, ROSS WITH A KARELIN LIFT! Elbow by AP, followed by a Ippionzeui. Slam by AP, Ross back up, Go behind, go behind by AP, elbow by Ross. Ross puts on a Figure 4 now. Ross going for a Northern Lights, reversed into a DDT. Dropkick to the head by AP. Norhtern Lights release by Cowan. AP right back up with a FIYAH THUNDAH! 2 Count! Exproidah by AP. Ross back up, Gameniguiri, followed by another Explodah. AABT applied! Ross somehow rolls out of it. Atomic Knee stomp by AP. AP whips Cowan, Cowan reverses, Belly to belly! Hammmmah punches by AP, he is going for another AABT, but Cowan kicks him off. Go behind, one by Ross, AP with another, release german dumps Cowan outside! Cowan going for a northern lights, DDT by AP! AABT reversed, DRagon Suplex by Ross, but roppppppehhh break. AP RIGHT BACK UP WITH A AABT! Cowan kicks him off. AP whips Cowan, LARRRRRIATO! Cowan quickly rolls AP up! 2 count! COWAN SPECIAL! 1...2.. 2.999!! My god! 3 rounds of hammer punches on Cowan.. COWAN WITH A RUNNING NECKBREAKER! He locks in a figure 4 now. AP is out! Cowan Special.. 1...2.. KICKOUT! Half Hatch suplex by AP! 1...2.. KICKOUT! Muscle Buster by AP! AP reaches into his pants, he pulls out the brightly colored brass knuckles! He punches him downnnn. 1... 2... No not this way.. 3! Its over! Asian Penguin pulls out the win.
Winner by pin fall and #1 Contender: Asian Penguin
Time: 16:41
Audience (King's Road Style): 82%
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