Post by CyberTranz on Sept 23, 2009 19:35:26 GMT -6
1. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Veronica vs. Jo Ryder
OMG more women for Quest~! Veronica has a hole in her pants!!! OMG SHE BENDS DOWN IN FRONT OF QUEST~! Quest staggers backwards into the turnbuckle. The match begins with a series of technical take downs and submission locks. Veronica sweeps Ryder’s legs out from underneath her and then hits a moonsaults pin… OMG YOU CAN SEE VERONICA’S PANTIES! Quest passes out so he doesn’t have a chance to make the count. Veronica almost completely has control… by the time Quest wakes up, Veronica has Jo in a Back Drop Holda…1…2…Jo kicks out and flips over onto Veronica…1….2…no! Jo hits a devastating Chincrusher, and then spins behind Veronica… ORIGINAL GERMAN…1…2…NO! Veronica rolls to the outside… Jo reluctantly follows. Outside Veronica hits a wicked knee to the stomach… omg Blonde Bomb on the concrete~!!~! Veronica rolls back inside to catch her breath as Jo fights to stand up. Veronica great Jo with a snap Suplex followed by a cover….1….2….NO!!! OMG VERONICA LOCKS IN THE METEOR LOCK!!! Jo is crying in pain, but she manages to get her foot onto the rope. Veronica picks her up… BLONDE BOMB… Jo reverses it into a Prawn hold…1…2…NO!! Veronica reverses that into a Rana style hold… 1…2…NO!! Jo and Veronica fight to their feet… Veronica comes charging in at JO… Jo catches her in the Ryder Slam!! Veronica rolls to the outside again… Jo follows and gives Veronica a Triple German onto the concrete~!!! Jo rolls Veronica back inside and then covers…1…2…NO!!! Ryder signals that this is the end… she picks Veronica up in Ryder slam position… Veronica slips through the grip…. She throws something in Ryder’s eyes!!! Blonde Bomb…1…2…NO!!! The blinded Ryder kicked out!!! Veronica goes to the apron as Jo tries to get the stuff out of here eyes… Spring board Rana!!! Instead of covering, Veronica rolls into a Meteor lock… Jo cannot see that she has nowhere to go, she tries to fight for the ropes but there are none in sight… she taps~!
Winner by submission: Veronica
Time: 23:14
Audience (Strong Style): 81%
2. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Daredevil & Michiko Kuroda vs. Powersurge & Cate Archer
Apparently Mr. Scotland’s flight has just arrived at the airport, so Patrick Quest will be covering this match for him. OMG Powersurge is so evil, he wears a Thong to the ring~! PS and DD start the match off. Some wicked back and forth striking takes place, neither man giving an inch, DD is nuts I tell you, nuts. DD tries a Joshi style Body slam… PS reverses it into a Suplex… DD flips around behind… PS catches him in a Coconut Crunch! DD rolls to the outside, WICKED EVIL PS follows him out. PS goes for a huge headbutt, DD slides underneath and takes Surge’s leg out with a low dropkick. DD Slides around and locks Surge in a Reverse STF~! PS breaks the hold and rolls back inside to tag in Cate. DD greats her with a few punches and kicks and then tags in Kuroda~!!! Quest finds Kuroda “very yummy”… anyway… Kuroda comes running in and takes Cate down with an ultra rana…1…2 easy kick out. Kuroda and Cate get up at the same time and Cate takes her down with a WICKED EVIL slap followed by a series on MONGORIANA CHOPS! Cate hits a Screw high kick and tags out to Powersurge, the known wife beater. Surge has no trouble throwing punches at Kuroda… but Kuroda uses her 1337 Jiu Jitsu style and catches Surge’s arm and whips him to the ground with much force. PS doesn’t take kindly to this and levels Kuroda with a Shotei followed by a WICKED EVIL Torture rack (first one of the match!!!). DD kicks PS’s legs out from underneath him, which is enough for him to drop Kuroda. Kuroda comes back with a super stiff kick to PS’s face followed by a double over hook Suplex (what sex appeal!!!). At that, Cate comes in and begins to kick Kuroda in the back of the head, PS comes over and Wild Bombs her almost through the mat…1…2…DD makes the save!! DD implants PS into the ground with a Haiti Thunder… Cate comes back in, but Kuroda counters her with an Axe Kick comb, followed by a Cyber Knee rush! Alas, Surge comes over and grabs her by the hair… he drags her into Center ring… he tries a Shotei to the back of her head, but her ninja like senses sense it and she ducks and rolls him through into a Cross Knee Lock!!! Surge fights and gets the ropes, while he is fighting to get up, Kuroda makes the tag to DD~! Breaking Point! My God!! Cate comes in to help, but DD catches her kick and Dragon Screws her to next week. Powersurge comes from behind and grabs DD for a free attack, Cate hops up, DD ducks and Powersurge gets Enziguri’d!!! Cate walks back to her corner as PS stands there Dazed, DD gets behind him and delivers a devastating Reverse Suplex… Surge blocks, spins around and picks DD up in a torture rack… he tags in Cate then drops DD sickly on the back of his neck with a BURNING HAMMER~!~!!!~!!! Kuroda tries to come in and help, but she gets a sole butt followed by a back flipping kick… Cate covers DD…1…2…3!!!
Winners by pin fall: Powersurge & Cate Archer
Time: 26:13
Audience (Strong Style): 81%
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Chapel vs. Enigma
An old M-DWF rivalry is renewed, but 99% of you have no clue what the fuck I’m talking about, so I’ll jump right into it. Enigma plays it smart in the early going, using his quickness to keep the big man down with leg trips. Quick moonsault pin, not even a one. Chapel asserts himself with clubbing blows to the back…irish whip, but Enigma counters with a jumping knee. Chapel gets to his feet and ducks a flying headscissors, dropping the knees across the spine. Takedown, and some knees to the gut. He gets Enigma locked in for a belly to belly, but it’s reversed into a w. arm lock suplex. Snap suplex! Another…and a cover, quick two count only. Enigma goes for a jumping high kick, but he’s no Kawada…Chapel brushes it off and takes him out with a stiff lariat! FLYING ASS BOMB~! Er…I mean, Hogan leg drop! Inverted atomic drop, followed by a big release belly to belly…a cover from Chapel, flat two count. Headbutt rush followed by another belly to belly, this time sending Enigma to the floor. Chapel measures him, Enigma catches him mid stride though, blizzard suplex! Machine suplex! Vertical suplex! Hm…haven’t seen Chapel get it handed to him like this very often…Enigma rolls him back into the ring for another machine suplex. Chapel kicks out…but just barely. Enigma goes for a big right hand but Chapel ducks it, roundhouse kick to the jaw! Vader hammah rush! Big atomic whip sends Enigma on his ass…Disasterpiece set up, but Enigma floats over! Dragon suplex whip! SYGMA! Cover, 1…2…3!! He actually pulled it off!
Winner by pin fall: Enigma
Time: 18:32
Audience (Strong Style): 78%
Scene opens backstage, in front of the Interview set. T-Bone stands there, in a white shirt with a red X on it, and backwards hat with red brim, April draping one arm over one shoulder, leaning against him. Barry stands on the right, mic in hand.
[Barry]: Ladies and Gentle men, with me at this moment is one of the largest rising stars in the C-CWA, and, more importantly, participant in tonights three-way for the Number 1 Contenders spot against Crimson, T-Bone. T-Bone, what are your thoughts on tonight’s match?
[T-Bone]: MY thoughts? Wow. How very forward. Well, see, the way I see it is this: Park just inst a problem. His slow, old ass cant compete with 100% San Diegan.
Barry chuckles.
[Barry]: Arrogant, are we?
[T-Bone]: Arrogance, confidence…so little of a difference.
[Barry]: And Cata-
Suddenly, Catalyst walks by. The two freeze, and stare each other in the eyes, speaking through their intense glares. Suddenly, Catalyst breaks the silence.
[Catalyst]: …nice hat.
He then walks away, T-Bone slowly becoming more normal.
[Barry]: Um…right…any last words?
[T-Bone]: Yeah…there’s a new San Diegan, headin’ your way. Watch out, boyos. There. Now I’m done.
April and T-Bone saunter off, leaving Barry behind. Cut to…
4. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
The Sisterhood vs. The Sharpshooters
OMG! Tonga on women! This has to be a first, the Tongas are around women, and they are getting beaten up without even saying anything to them! Ok, just kidding. Maybe, Bunny starts off with a dragon screw on Jacob, then a fireman's carry. Hell, another. Jacob can't seem to let himself just rear back and hit her.. SHORTARM LARIAT! Arm-sault, elbow drop. Jacob gets up and makes the tag to Abby. Ok, Bunny is fighting off both men now. This is just a little.. MY GOD!! ABBY WITH A STF!! FINALLY! Knee smash by Abby. Knee drop. He lets her tag.. What a man. Hell, he knocks down Bunny and locks in another STF. But, Countdown with the save, belly to belly by Bunny, leg drop by Countdown. Abby back up, sole butt kick. But Countdown with a face crusher. Side suplex by Countdown. Abby finally comes back with a leg crusher and a knee drop. Countdown right back with a side suplex. Fuck, another. DRAGON SCREW BY ABBY! Tiger Headlock Spin! OMG! Surfboard! Countdown escapes and makes the tag.. Abby trips her and tags in the anxious Jacob. But uh, she is wrecking both of them. She makes the tag to Countdown, and she walks right into a backdrop by Jacob. Jujigatame by Jacob! Bunny comes in, he ducks the lariat, Holds her.. Abby with a flying kneel kick! HAWAIIIIIIIANNNNN SMASHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHH!!!!!!! Bunny leaves the ring looking hurt now.. Captured! on Cuntdown. German suplex by Jacob on Cuntdown! 1..2... NO! Ground Octopus on Bunny by Abby, while Jacob snaps Countdown's arm over his shoulder. Side suplex by Countdown. But Jacob right back with a double arm suplex. DROPPKICK! That dropkick would of made Bob Sapp a proud man. ROCK BOTTOM BY COUNTDOWN!@ MAH GAWD. Leg drop.. Ace Crusher. Indian Deathlock. Everyone is in now.. Tiger suplex on Bunny by Jacob. Triple German on Countdown.. 1...2.. NO! Another.. But Bunny breaks it. German by Jacob.. 1..2.. NO! He is distracted by Bunny, Rock Bottom! Abdula is in now to distract her, Jacob grabs her from behind, DEADLY BACK DROP! HOLY CRAP! She fights off another attack, Rock Bottom again. Kneel kick on Jacob. Side suplex. All hell has broken loose now.. OMG! TONGAN DEATH LOCK!! But she breaks free.. Tiger Suplex.. 1...2... 3
Winners by pin fall: The Sharpshooters
Time: 26:19
Audience (Strong Style): 98%
5. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Prodigy vs. Fury Maniac
Snapmare from Prodigy to start the match, Fury back up into a tommy hammer, irish whip from Prodigy, he tries a lift up slam but Fury slips over, he hits several backhand chops, a cyclone whip, then an irish whip of his own, he runs after Prodigy and hits a screw high kick, Prodigy brought up to his feet, dragon screw, Prodigy up into a few more backhand chops, whip to the corner, Fury charges towards Prodigy and attempts a dropkick, Prodigy manages to avoid it, he hits a schmidt backbreaker, then a slo-mo brainbuster. Prodigy taunts Fury while he gets to his feet, Prodigy shoots off the ropes then almost decapitates Fury with a western lariat, Prodigy flips Fury onto his back then pulls out the fork, he digs it into his head, Scotland tries to pull Prodigy off, but he's not moving, Scotland threatens a DQ and Prodigy lets go, Fury up onto his feet, he hits a razor suplex, Prodigy back up again, Fireball bomb attempted by Fury, Prodigy counters with a backdrop, death valley bomb from Prodigy, he sets up the Prodigy Bomb, but Fury manages to escape it, Screw Slam from Fury, Prodigy right up, into a Haiti Edge, Fury leaps onto the top rope and flys off with the Wrath of the Maniac, Prodigy rolls out of the way and waits for Fury to get up..kick to the gut..PRODIGY BOMB! 1.......2......3!
Winner by pin fall: Prodigy
Time: 9:21
Audience (Strong Style): 70%
6. <<<#1 Contender: Prime Time TV Championship>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Jonny Park vs. T-Bone vs. Catalyst
All three men are in the ring, but just as Holmes is about to ring the bell…Wait and Bleed hits, and out steps PTTV Champion Crimson. He’s twirling the sickle between his fingers in one hand and holding the gold in the other as he makes his way past the ring to the announce position.
[Crimson]: Hey boys, long time no see.
Cross and DeMarco look a little timid. Crimson just grins.
[Crimson]: Don’t worry…I don’t get off on beating announcers like that bastard Starr. You’re safe with me.
Holmes rings the bell and we’re underway. Catalyst and T-Bone actually work together going after Park, but he quickly kicks off a double team attempt. T-Bone thanks Cata for the help with a headlock takedown, but gets kicked in the side of the head by Park. Cata up, big demolition on T-Bone!
[Crimson]: Holy shit!
[Cross]: That was a nasty move…
[Crimson]: Nooooo, not that! I just realized who Park is! He’s Muta and Goldust’s little love spawn! What a freak!
Park seems to have heard the comment and leans over the rope to give Crimson his two cents. But Bone and Cata are quick to chime in with their two cents…a big double backdrop on Park. They stomp him out the the floor and turn their attention back to each other. Cata goes for a northern lights, but Bone reverses with a DDT. Ipponzeoi on Cata, but Bone turns right into a kick to the gut…Doctor Bomb!? We’re only 4 minutes in! 1…Cata breaks it up, only to get a Doctor Bomb himself! Park asserts himself big time, but Bone breaks it up for some unknown reason at two…MY GAWD ANOTHER Doctor Bomb on T-Bone!
[Crimson]: Pfft…and they say I’m cheap…
[DeMarco]: Well, Park certainly seems to be in control at the moment, but who would you like to see win this match and get the shot at you come Vaunted Trust?
[Crimson]: I thought I told you this last time I joined you for commentary boys…to me, it doesn’t matter who wins. I’ll take on any and every one of those losers, and I’ll put them ALL in their places in due time.
BTW, Bone kicked out, and we still have a match going on. Park’s offense has finally been slowed by some big-time double teaming. Park kicks out of a northern lights suplex at two, but gets a mad splash from T-Bone seconds later. No cover though…it’s all in the ropes. Catalyst shoves T-Bone away, picking Park up, fire thundah bomb! 1…2…kickout! Bone comes from behind with a facecrusher…Butcher Bomb-no, Park breaks it up. Cata goes up top, Meteor Press…but Park pulls Bone out of the way. Cata bounces off the mat…right into a *4TH* Doctor Bomb! 1…2…T-Bone breaks it up…only to get planted with a fisherman buster! He goes for a lariat on Cata but it’s ducked, backbrain heelkick..
[Cross]: Not to look past a PTTV Title match at Vaunted Trust, but I’m sure you’ve heard the challenge made out to you by World Champion Asian Penguin. He says he’ll take you out…whether you formally accept his challenge or not.
[Crimson]: Hm…a challenge. “I’ll hunt you down no matter what…” Boy, does that sound familiar. I know I’ve heard it somewhere before….could it have been when I made the EXACT same challenge to the Penguin molester not one week ago?! I mean…he ignores everything that goes on, then waltzes in to make his bi-weekly rants and expects me to be intimidated. That idiot doesn’t know who he’s dealing with. Anywhere, anytime, anyplace I could end this pathetic “reign” of his. I’m not hard to find…if he wants to walk blindly into his own funeral, then by all means let him. I’d love to have BOTH titles…
Back in the ring, Catalyst is waiting on Park to stand, but doesn’t see Bone coming from behind…Bone goes for a reverse DDT…but Catalyst rolls through, ankle lock! T-Bone tries to get to the ropes, but Park cuts him off and holds him down…he has no other choice but to tap.
[Crimson]: Awww….too bad! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIMINATED!!!
Catalyst goes for a shotei rush, but Park ducks the haymaker and counters with a full nelson bomb. Double leg cover! 3! He got it!
Park gets up and stares a hole through Crimson, but the Champion just smiles and claps mockingly.
Winner by pin fall: Jonny Park
Time: 16:05 (T-Bone 15:04)
Audience: n/a
7. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Tranzfusion vs. Asian Penguin
Non-Title exibition here tonight, as it starts off quick with AP whipping Tranz to the turnbuckle. Drop toe hold, Tranz gets up, Elbow to the back of the head. High angle crab by AP. He lets go.. Elbow strike on Traz, Tranz comes back with a snapmare. He whips AP to the ropes, kneeell keeeeeck, AP ducks. Dropkick to the head of the fallen Tranz. Followed by a leg drop. He whips Tranz to the ropes, go behind, Elbow, NAGATA LOCK II!!!!! Tranz squirms to get his foot on the ropes and the ref breaks the hold. AP punches Tranz off of him then applies a sleeper. Tranz elbows himself free, Dragon screw! Another! AP whips him to the outside and catches his breath. He comes back in. AP whips him off the ropes, running eblowgah! He throws Tranz outside again. Tranz back in, dragon screw! HOLY CRAP! AP no sells, BRAINNNNNNNBUSTAHHHHHHHH!! Trampling Clutch applied.. Tranz grabs the leg on his head and starts to wrench it.. AP lets go, but Tranz holds on.. Dragon Screw! AP looks pissed now, BRAINNBUSTAH again! Lariato! He tosses Tranz outside.. OMG! Springboard dropkick! He pulls Tranz back inside.. Chop rush.. Dropkick to the head! Piiiiin.. 1...2.. no! He whips Tranz.. OMG! BURNNNNNINGGGGGATINNNNNNG LARIATOOOO!!!!! He picks Tranz up.. Throwing german to the outside!!!! WTF! Tranz in at the 1.. Jawbreaker, Figure 4!! AP gets to the ropes! AP goes behind, BACK DROP! He picks him up.. BRAINNNNNBUSTAH! Holy crap.. Throwing german to the outside. Tranz back in slowly. Lariat to the back of the head.. He picks him up for a brainbuster.. ORANGE CRUSH! 1... 2.. NO! NO! Tranz with the fighting spirit. He picks up Tranz for a brainbuster, he floats over! Brainbuster to AP sends him to the outside. AP back in with a backdrop.. Tranz is rolling on the ground holding his neck.. This *doesn't* look good. Lariatooo! Another backdrop! BURNINGATING LARIAT!!! NAGATA LOCKKKKKK II!!! HE TAPS!!
Winner by submission: Asian Penguin
Time: 14:54
Audience (Strong Style): 74%
8. <<<#1 Contender: World Heavyweight Championship>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Sykopath vs. Brian Lee vs. SPUNK
Syko and Lee tie up first, Syko hits a headbutt then a drop toe hold, american jabs on Spunk, irish whip, Syko charges after him and nails a kenka kick, sending Spunk over the top rope, Lee comes from behind and hits a back sole butt, Syko turns around into a snapmare, up into another one, Lee fakes a third, but goes with a drop toe hold, Syko to his feet again, several elbow pats from Lee, Spunk onto the apron, he grabs Syko by the head and guillotines him on the top rope before sliding back in, Spunk hits a knuckle arrow on Lee, a face knee lift, then a body slam, Spunk hits a soccer ball kick(it's a football, god damn Americans..) to the back of Lee's head, Lee up again, Spunk tries a snap suplex, but Lee manages to counter it with a DDT, Lee lifts Spunk up into a stomach crusher just as Syko gets to hisfeet, Syko runs forward and hits Lee with the mental illness, causing Spunk to get dropped Samoan Drop style, Spunk up first, into a chin crusher, Lee up, he gets hit with a short arm clothsline, Apocolypsre Tricycle applied on Lee, Spunk gets to his feet, and watches Syko wrench the hold in on Lee, Lee manages to reach the ropes, Spunk hits a belly to belly suplex on Syko, Syko up into a step kick, Lee hits a reverse DDT on Spunk then waits for him to get up, Haiti Edge, Lee climbs up onto the top rope, he connects with a frog splash on Spunk, 1......2.....kickout, Syko attempts the Jesters Noose on Lee, but Lee counters with a back drop, Syko up into a backbrain kick, Lee hits a bulldogging headlock on Syko, then gets school boy-ed by Spunk, 1......2.....kickout, dynamite knee lift on Lee, High Angle Powerbomb, 1.......2......kickout, Syko hits the Dead Rose Petals on Spunk, Syko lifts Spunk up and sets him up for an End to Sanity, Spunk manages to elbow out of it, Lee grabs Spunk and NAILS a Gimmick Buster! cover, 1........2......kickout! Syko sprays the red mist into Lee's eyes then KILLS him with the Grace and Beauty of Utter Annihilation, Syko is just about to make a cover but Spunk kicks him off, High Speed Backdrop from Spunk, Syko gets up into a Spunk Shot! cover made,1......2.......kickout, Spunk waits for Syko to get up again..STD! Lee hits a low blow on Spunk..another Gimmick Buster! cover made, 1........2.......3!! Lee is celebrating his elimination of Spunk when Syko nails the Jester's Noose, Syko hops onto the top rope and flys off with the Descending Angel, Lee gets his knees up and Syko lands right on top of them, Lee hits a Haiti Edge then lets Syko get to his feet, Gimmick Buster set up..Lee lifts him...Syko slips over in mid air...END TO SANITY! 1......2......3!
Winner by pin fall: Sykopath
Time: 15:56
Audience: n/a
[Fade]
Veronica vs. Jo Ryder
OMG more women for Quest~! Veronica has a hole in her pants!!! OMG SHE BENDS DOWN IN FRONT OF QUEST~! Quest staggers backwards into the turnbuckle. The match begins with a series of technical take downs and submission locks. Veronica sweeps Ryder’s legs out from underneath her and then hits a moonsaults pin… OMG YOU CAN SEE VERONICA’S PANTIES! Quest passes out so he doesn’t have a chance to make the count. Veronica almost completely has control… by the time Quest wakes up, Veronica has Jo in a Back Drop Holda…1…2…Jo kicks out and flips over onto Veronica…1….2…no! Jo hits a devastating Chincrusher, and then spins behind Veronica… ORIGINAL GERMAN…1…2…NO! Veronica rolls to the outside… Jo reluctantly follows. Outside Veronica hits a wicked knee to the stomach… omg Blonde Bomb on the concrete~!!~! Veronica rolls back inside to catch her breath as Jo fights to stand up. Veronica great Jo with a snap Suplex followed by a cover….1….2….NO!!! OMG VERONICA LOCKS IN THE METEOR LOCK!!! Jo is crying in pain, but she manages to get her foot onto the rope. Veronica picks her up… BLONDE BOMB… Jo reverses it into a Prawn hold…1…2…NO!! Veronica reverses that into a Rana style hold… 1…2…NO!! Jo and Veronica fight to their feet… Veronica comes charging in at JO… Jo catches her in the Ryder Slam!! Veronica rolls to the outside again… Jo follows and gives Veronica a Triple German onto the concrete~!!! Jo rolls Veronica back inside and then covers…1…2…NO!!! Ryder signals that this is the end… she picks Veronica up in Ryder slam position… Veronica slips through the grip…. She throws something in Ryder’s eyes!!! Blonde Bomb…1…2…NO!!! The blinded Ryder kicked out!!! Veronica goes to the apron as Jo tries to get the stuff out of here eyes… Spring board Rana!!! Instead of covering, Veronica rolls into a Meteor lock… Jo cannot see that she has nowhere to go, she tries to fight for the ropes but there are none in sight… she taps~!
Winner by submission: Veronica
Time: 23:14
Audience (Strong Style): 81%
2. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Daredevil & Michiko Kuroda vs. Powersurge & Cate Archer
Apparently Mr. Scotland’s flight has just arrived at the airport, so Patrick Quest will be covering this match for him. OMG Powersurge is so evil, he wears a Thong to the ring~! PS and DD start the match off. Some wicked back and forth striking takes place, neither man giving an inch, DD is nuts I tell you, nuts. DD tries a Joshi style Body slam… PS reverses it into a Suplex… DD flips around behind… PS catches him in a Coconut Crunch! DD rolls to the outside, WICKED EVIL PS follows him out. PS goes for a huge headbutt, DD slides underneath and takes Surge’s leg out with a low dropkick. DD Slides around and locks Surge in a Reverse STF~! PS breaks the hold and rolls back inside to tag in Cate. DD greats her with a few punches and kicks and then tags in Kuroda~!!! Quest finds Kuroda “very yummy”… anyway… Kuroda comes running in and takes Cate down with an ultra rana…1…2 easy kick out. Kuroda and Cate get up at the same time and Cate takes her down with a WICKED EVIL slap followed by a series on MONGORIANA CHOPS! Cate hits a Screw high kick and tags out to Powersurge, the known wife beater. Surge has no trouble throwing punches at Kuroda… but Kuroda uses her 1337 Jiu Jitsu style and catches Surge’s arm and whips him to the ground with much force. PS doesn’t take kindly to this and levels Kuroda with a Shotei followed by a WICKED EVIL Torture rack (first one of the match!!!). DD kicks PS’s legs out from underneath him, which is enough for him to drop Kuroda. Kuroda comes back with a super stiff kick to PS’s face followed by a double over hook Suplex (what sex appeal!!!). At that, Cate comes in and begins to kick Kuroda in the back of the head, PS comes over and Wild Bombs her almost through the mat…1…2…DD makes the save!! DD implants PS into the ground with a Haiti Thunder… Cate comes back in, but Kuroda counters her with an Axe Kick comb, followed by a Cyber Knee rush! Alas, Surge comes over and grabs her by the hair… he drags her into Center ring… he tries a Shotei to the back of her head, but her ninja like senses sense it and she ducks and rolls him through into a Cross Knee Lock!!! Surge fights and gets the ropes, while he is fighting to get up, Kuroda makes the tag to DD~! Breaking Point! My God!! Cate comes in to help, but DD catches her kick and Dragon Screws her to next week. Powersurge comes from behind and grabs DD for a free attack, Cate hops up, DD ducks and Powersurge gets Enziguri’d!!! Cate walks back to her corner as PS stands there Dazed, DD gets behind him and delivers a devastating Reverse Suplex… Surge blocks, spins around and picks DD up in a torture rack… he tags in Cate then drops DD sickly on the back of his neck with a BURNING HAMMER~!~!!!~!!! Kuroda tries to come in and help, but she gets a sole butt followed by a back flipping kick… Cate covers DD…1…2…3!!!
Winners by pin fall: Powersurge & Cate Archer
Time: 26:13
Audience (Strong Style): 81%
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Chapel vs. Enigma
An old M-DWF rivalry is renewed, but 99% of you have no clue what the fuck I’m talking about, so I’ll jump right into it. Enigma plays it smart in the early going, using his quickness to keep the big man down with leg trips. Quick moonsault pin, not even a one. Chapel asserts himself with clubbing blows to the back…irish whip, but Enigma counters with a jumping knee. Chapel gets to his feet and ducks a flying headscissors, dropping the knees across the spine. Takedown, and some knees to the gut. He gets Enigma locked in for a belly to belly, but it’s reversed into a w. arm lock suplex. Snap suplex! Another…and a cover, quick two count only. Enigma goes for a jumping high kick, but he’s no Kawada…Chapel brushes it off and takes him out with a stiff lariat! FLYING ASS BOMB~! Er…I mean, Hogan leg drop! Inverted atomic drop, followed by a big release belly to belly…a cover from Chapel, flat two count. Headbutt rush followed by another belly to belly, this time sending Enigma to the floor. Chapel measures him, Enigma catches him mid stride though, blizzard suplex! Machine suplex! Vertical suplex! Hm…haven’t seen Chapel get it handed to him like this very often…Enigma rolls him back into the ring for another machine suplex. Chapel kicks out…but just barely. Enigma goes for a big right hand but Chapel ducks it, roundhouse kick to the jaw! Vader hammah rush! Big atomic whip sends Enigma on his ass…Disasterpiece set up, but Enigma floats over! Dragon suplex whip! SYGMA! Cover, 1…2…3!! He actually pulled it off!
Winner by pin fall: Enigma
Time: 18:32
Audience (Strong Style): 78%
Scene opens backstage, in front of the Interview set. T-Bone stands there, in a white shirt with a red X on it, and backwards hat with red brim, April draping one arm over one shoulder, leaning against him. Barry stands on the right, mic in hand.
[Barry]: Ladies and Gentle men, with me at this moment is one of the largest rising stars in the C-CWA, and, more importantly, participant in tonights three-way for the Number 1 Contenders spot against Crimson, T-Bone. T-Bone, what are your thoughts on tonight’s match?
[T-Bone]: MY thoughts? Wow. How very forward. Well, see, the way I see it is this: Park just inst a problem. His slow, old ass cant compete with 100% San Diegan.
Barry chuckles.
[Barry]: Arrogant, are we?
[T-Bone]: Arrogance, confidence…so little of a difference.
[Barry]: And Cata-
Suddenly, Catalyst walks by. The two freeze, and stare each other in the eyes, speaking through their intense glares. Suddenly, Catalyst breaks the silence.
[Catalyst]: …nice hat.
He then walks away, T-Bone slowly becoming more normal.
[Barry]: Um…right…any last words?
[T-Bone]: Yeah…there’s a new San Diegan, headin’ your way. Watch out, boyos. There. Now I’m done.
April and T-Bone saunter off, leaving Barry behind. Cut to…
4. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
The Sisterhood vs. The Sharpshooters
OMG! Tonga on women! This has to be a first, the Tongas are around women, and they are getting beaten up without even saying anything to them! Ok, just kidding. Maybe, Bunny starts off with a dragon screw on Jacob, then a fireman's carry. Hell, another. Jacob can't seem to let himself just rear back and hit her.. SHORTARM LARIAT! Arm-sault, elbow drop. Jacob gets up and makes the tag to Abby. Ok, Bunny is fighting off both men now. This is just a little.. MY GOD!! ABBY WITH A STF!! FINALLY! Knee smash by Abby. Knee drop. He lets her tag.. What a man. Hell, he knocks down Bunny and locks in another STF. But, Countdown with the save, belly to belly by Bunny, leg drop by Countdown. Abby back up, sole butt kick. But Countdown with a face crusher. Side suplex by Countdown. Abby finally comes back with a leg crusher and a knee drop. Countdown right back with a side suplex. Fuck, another. DRAGON SCREW BY ABBY! Tiger Headlock Spin! OMG! Surfboard! Countdown escapes and makes the tag.. Abby trips her and tags in the anxious Jacob. But uh, she is wrecking both of them. She makes the tag to Countdown, and she walks right into a backdrop by Jacob. Jujigatame by Jacob! Bunny comes in, he ducks the lariat, Holds her.. Abby with a flying kneel kick! HAWAIIIIIIIANNNNN SMASHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHH!!!!!!! Bunny leaves the ring looking hurt now.. Captured! on Cuntdown. German suplex by Jacob on Cuntdown! 1..2... NO! Ground Octopus on Bunny by Abby, while Jacob snaps Countdown's arm over his shoulder. Side suplex by Countdown. But Jacob right back with a double arm suplex. DROPPKICK! That dropkick would of made Bob Sapp a proud man. ROCK BOTTOM BY COUNTDOWN!@ MAH GAWD. Leg drop.. Ace Crusher. Indian Deathlock. Everyone is in now.. Tiger suplex on Bunny by Jacob. Triple German on Countdown.. 1...2.. NO! Another.. But Bunny breaks it. German by Jacob.. 1..2.. NO! He is distracted by Bunny, Rock Bottom! Abdula is in now to distract her, Jacob grabs her from behind, DEADLY BACK DROP! HOLY CRAP! She fights off another attack, Rock Bottom again. Kneel kick on Jacob. Side suplex. All hell has broken loose now.. OMG! TONGAN DEATH LOCK!! But she breaks free.. Tiger Suplex.. 1...2... 3
Winners by pin fall: The Sharpshooters
Time: 26:19
Audience (Strong Style): 98%
5. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Prodigy vs. Fury Maniac
Snapmare from Prodigy to start the match, Fury back up into a tommy hammer, irish whip from Prodigy, he tries a lift up slam but Fury slips over, he hits several backhand chops, a cyclone whip, then an irish whip of his own, he runs after Prodigy and hits a screw high kick, Prodigy brought up to his feet, dragon screw, Prodigy up into a few more backhand chops, whip to the corner, Fury charges towards Prodigy and attempts a dropkick, Prodigy manages to avoid it, he hits a schmidt backbreaker, then a slo-mo brainbuster. Prodigy taunts Fury while he gets to his feet, Prodigy shoots off the ropes then almost decapitates Fury with a western lariat, Prodigy flips Fury onto his back then pulls out the fork, he digs it into his head, Scotland tries to pull Prodigy off, but he's not moving, Scotland threatens a DQ and Prodigy lets go, Fury up onto his feet, he hits a razor suplex, Prodigy back up again, Fireball bomb attempted by Fury, Prodigy counters with a backdrop, death valley bomb from Prodigy, he sets up the Prodigy Bomb, but Fury manages to escape it, Screw Slam from Fury, Prodigy right up, into a Haiti Edge, Fury leaps onto the top rope and flys off with the Wrath of the Maniac, Prodigy rolls out of the way and waits for Fury to get up..kick to the gut..PRODIGY BOMB! 1.......2......3!
Winner by pin fall: Prodigy
Time: 9:21
Audience (Strong Style): 70%
6. <<<#1 Contender: Prime Time TV Championship>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Jonny Park vs. T-Bone vs. Catalyst
All three men are in the ring, but just as Holmes is about to ring the bell…Wait and Bleed hits, and out steps PTTV Champion Crimson. He’s twirling the sickle between his fingers in one hand and holding the gold in the other as he makes his way past the ring to the announce position.
[Crimson]: Hey boys, long time no see.
Cross and DeMarco look a little timid. Crimson just grins.
[Crimson]: Don’t worry…I don’t get off on beating announcers like that bastard Starr. You’re safe with me.
Holmes rings the bell and we’re underway. Catalyst and T-Bone actually work together going after Park, but he quickly kicks off a double team attempt. T-Bone thanks Cata for the help with a headlock takedown, but gets kicked in the side of the head by Park. Cata up, big demolition on T-Bone!
[Crimson]: Holy shit!
[Cross]: That was a nasty move…
[Crimson]: Nooooo, not that! I just realized who Park is! He’s Muta and Goldust’s little love spawn! What a freak!
Park seems to have heard the comment and leans over the rope to give Crimson his two cents. But Bone and Cata are quick to chime in with their two cents…a big double backdrop on Park. They stomp him out the the floor and turn their attention back to each other. Cata goes for a northern lights, but Bone reverses with a DDT. Ipponzeoi on Cata, but Bone turns right into a kick to the gut…Doctor Bomb!? We’re only 4 minutes in! 1…Cata breaks it up, only to get a Doctor Bomb himself! Park asserts himself big time, but Bone breaks it up for some unknown reason at two…MY GAWD ANOTHER Doctor Bomb on T-Bone!
[Crimson]: Pfft…and they say I’m cheap…
[DeMarco]: Well, Park certainly seems to be in control at the moment, but who would you like to see win this match and get the shot at you come Vaunted Trust?
[Crimson]: I thought I told you this last time I joined you for commentary boys…to me, it doesn’t matter who wins. I’ll take on any and every one of those losers, and I’ll put them ALL in their places in due time.
BTW, Bone kicked out, and we still have a match going on. Park’s offense has finally been slowed by some big-time double teaming. Park kicks out of a northern lights suplex at two, but gets a mad splash from T-Bone seconds later. No cover though…it’s all in the ropes. Catalyst shoves T-Bone away, picking Park up, fire thundah bomb! 1…2…kickout! Bone comes from behind with a facecrusher…Butcher Bomb-no, Park breaks it up. Cata goes up top, Meteor Press…but Park pulls Bone out of the way. Cata bounces off the mat…right into a *4TH* Doctor Bomb! 1…2…T-Bone breaks it up…only to get planted with a fisherman buster! He goes for a lariat on Cata but it’s ducked, backbrain heelkick..
[Cross]: Not to look past a PTTV Title match at Vaunted Trust, but I’m sure you’ve heard the challenge made out to you by World Champion Asian Penguin. He says he’ll take you out…whether you formally accept his challenge or not.
[Crimson]: Hm…a challenge. “I’ll hunt you down no matter what…” Boy, does that sound familiar. I know I’ve heard it somewhere before….could it have been when I made the EXACT same challenge to the Penguin molester not one week ago?! I mean…he ignores everything that goes on, then waltzes in to make his bi-weekly rants and expects me to be intimidated. That idiot doesn’t know who he’s dealing with. Anywhere, anytime, anyplace I could end this pathetic “reign” of his. I’m not hard to find…if he wants to walk blindly into his own funeral, then by all means let him. I’d love to have BOTH titles…
Back in the ring, Catalyst is waiting on Park to stand, but doesn’t see Bone coming from behind…Bone goes for a reverse DDT…but Catalyst rolls through, ankle lock! T-Bone tries to get to the ropes, but Park cuts him off and holds him down…he has no other choice but to tap.
[Crimson]: Awww….too bad! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIMINATED!!!
Catalyst goes for a shotei rush, but Park ducks the haymaker and counters with a full nelson bomb. Double leg cover! 3! He got it!
Park gets up and stares a hole through Crimson, but the Champion just smiles and claps mockingly.
Winner by pin fall: Jonny Park
Time: 16:05 (T-Bone 15:04)
Audience: n/a
7. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Tranzfusion vs. Asian Penguin
Non-Title exibition here tonight, as it starts off quick with AP whipping Tranz to the turnbuckle. Drop toe hold, Tranz gets up, Elbow to the back of the head. High angle crab by AP. He lets go.. Elbow strike on Traz, Tranz comes back with a snapmare. He whips AP to the ropes, kneeell keeeeeck, AP ducks. Dropkick to the head of the fallen Tranz. Followed by a leg drop. He whips Tranz to the ropes, go behind, Elbow, NAGATA LOCK II!!!!! Tranz squirms to get his foot on the ropes and the ref breaks the hold. AP punches Tranz off of him then applies a sleeper. Tranz elbows himself free, Dragon screw! Another! AP whips him to the outside and catches his breath. He comes back in. AP whips him off the ropes, running eblowgah! He throws Tranz outside again. Tranz back in, dragon screw! HOLY CRAP! AP no sells, BRAINNNNNNNBUSTAHHHHHHHH!! Trampling Clutch applied.. Tranz grabs the leg on his head and starts to wrench it.. AP lets go, but Tranz holds on.. Dragon Screw! AP looks pissed now, BRAINNBUSTAH again! Lariato! He tosses Tranz outside.. OMG! Springboard dropkick! He pulls Tranz back inside.. Chop rush.. Dropkick to the head! Piiiiin.. 1...2.. no! He whips Tranz.. OMG! BURNNNNNINGGGGGATINNNNNNG LARIATOOOO!!!!! He picks Tranz up.. Throwing german to the outside!!!! WTF! Tranz in at the 1.. Jawbreaker, Figure 4!! AP gets to the ropes! AP goes behind, BACK DROP! He picks him up.. BRAINNNNNBUSTAH! Holy crap.. Throwing german to the outside. Tranz back in slowly. Lariat to the back of the head.. He picks him up for a brainbuster.. ORANGE CRUSH! 1... 2.. NO! NO! Tranz with the fighting spirit. He picks up Tranz for a brainbuster, he floats over! Brainbuster to AP sends him to the outside. AP back in with a backdrop.. Tranz is rolling on the ground holding his neck.. This *doesn't* look good. Lariatooo! Another backdrop! BURNINGATING LARIAT!!! NAGATA LOCKKKKKK II!!! HE TAPS!!
Winner by submission: Asian Penguin
Time: 14:54
Audience (Strong Style): 74%
8. <<<#1 Contender: World Heavyweight Championship>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Sykopath vs. Brian Lee vs. SPUNK
Syko and Lee tie up first, Syko hits a headbutt then a drop toe hold, american jabs on Spunk, irish whip, Syko charges after him and nails a kenka kick, sending Spunk over the top rope, Lee comes from behind and hits a back sole butt, Syko turns around into a snapmare, up into another one, Lee fakes a third, but goes with a drop toe hold, Syko to his feet again, several elbow pats from Lee, Spunk onto the apron, he grabs Syko by the head and guillotines him on the top rope before sliding back in, Spunk hits a knuckle arrow on Lee, a face knee lift, then a body slam, Spunk hits a soccer ball kick(it's a football, god damn Americans..) to the back of Lee's head, Lee up again, Spunk tries a snap suplex, but Lee manages to counter it with a DDT, Lee lifts Spunk up into a stomach crusher just as Syko gets to hisfeet, Syko runs forward and hits Lee with the mental illness, causing Spunk to get dropped Samoan Drop style, Spunk up first, into a chin crusher, Lee up, he gets hit with a short arm clothsline, Apocolypsre Tricycle applied on Lee, Spunk gets to his feet, and watches Syko wrench the hold in on Lee, Lee manages to reach the ropes, Spunk hits a belly to belly suplex on Syko, Syko up into a step kick, Lee hits a reverse DDT on Spunk then waits for him to get up, Haiti Edge, Lee climbs up onto the top rope, he connects with a frog splash on Spunk, 1......2.....kickout, Syko attempts the Jesters Noose on Lee, but Lee counters with a back drop, Syko up into a backbrain kick, Lee hits a bulldogging headlock on Syko, then gets school boy-ed by Spunk, 1......2.....kickout, dynamite knee lift on Lee, High Angle Powerbomb, 1.......2......kickout, Syko hits the Dead Rose Petals on Spunk, Syko lifts Spunk up and sets him up for an End to Sanity, Spunk manages to elbow out of it, Lee grabs Spunk and NAILS a Gimmick Buster! cover, 1........2......kickout! Syko sprays the red mist into Lee's eyes then KILLS him with the Grace and Beauty of Utter Annihilation, Syko is just about to make a cover but Spunk kicks him off, High Speed Backdrop from Spunk, Syko gets up into a Spunk Shot! cover made,1......2.......kickout, Spunk waits for Syko to get up again..STD! Lee hits a low blow on Spunk..another Gimmick Buster! cover made, 1........2.......3!! Lee is celebrating his elimination of Spunk when Syko nails the Jester's Noose, Syko hops onto the top rope and flys off with the Descending Angel, Lee gets his knees up and Syko lands right on top of them, Lee hits a Haiti Edge then lets Syko get to his feet, Gimmick Buster set up..Lee lifts him...Syko slips over in mid air...END TO SANITY! 1......2......3!
Winner by pin fall: Sykopath
Time: 15:56
Audience: n/a
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