Post by CyberTranz on Sept 23, 2009 19:39:08 GMT -6
1. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Holly Wood vs. Jo Ryder
There’s definitely some history between this two ladies, ought to be a great bout. They lock up dead centre in the ring, ToS doesn’t seem too solve much, they lock back up and Jo takes her down, Holly is quick to her feet and takes Jo down with the scoop slam. Holly stays on the attack as the low dropkick finds the back of the head of Jo, Jo slowly back up to her feet and Holly bloody hell almost takes her knee cap out with the hamstring kick. Holly drops down with some mounted palm blows, Jo is able to get her hands up to block them. Jo comes back now with some stinging knife-edge chops right across the tata’s, Holly charges back in and gets the snap suplex for her troubles. Holly is back up and Holly is back down and Jo gives her a little snap of the neck with the neckbreaker, quick cover… 1… 2… kick out! Jo stays on her now with the schoolboy… 1… 2… kick out! Jo looks to pick Holly back up to her feet but Holly counters with the chin crusher. Holly whips Jo into the turnbuckle, she picks her up and sends her ribs first into the other corner for the skewer backbreaker, cover by Holly… 1… 2… kick out! Holly picks Jo back up by her hair; Jo manages to get the kick to the gut, belly-to-belly suplex on Holly! Ryder Slam coming up, no! Counter by Holly, DVD on Jo! What a sick drop on the head, cover… 1… 2… kick out! Holly now winds up for the Women’s Touch, Jo ducks, spins her around, RYDER SLAM! Cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Jo Ryder
Time: 13:43
Audience (Strong Style): 87%
2. <<<Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Viper vs. Daredevil
Your garden-variety hardcore weapons surround the ring, there’s even a canoe some come reason out at ringside. DD charges in with the cookie sheet to the skull of Viper to start the match. Viper’s down and DD quickly locks in the bow and arrow attempting to make Viper tap within the first 2 minutes, but that’s not going to happen. DD is like a rabbit on speed tonight, finding everything and anything to throw in the ring. DD charges in with a stop sign but Viper stops him DEAD in his tracks with the Burning Lariat. Viper now grabs what looks like a gumball machine and cracks it over the scull of DD having the gum flying in all directions. Couto loses his footing on the gumballs and falls flat on his face. Viper now takes DD to the outside, series of whips to the guard rails has DD’s lower back in some pretty bad shape, Viper goes behind and hits the backdrop hold 2, Couto quickly makes the cover… 1… 2… kick out! DD comes back now, belly-to-belly on Viper sending him crashing to the cold concrete. DD now sticks Viper in the canoe, hits Viper with one of the paddles and makes the cover… 1… 2… kick out! DD now picks Viper up by his mask and rolls him onto the Portuguese announcers table. Both men stand up and DD looks for the Breaking Point but it’s countered and DD goes flying off the table back first. Viper looks to grab one of the announcer’s chairs, HEY! Wait a second, Viper just picked up and announcer! DD gets back up and Viper blasts DD with he Portuguese announcer! Cover by Viper… 1… 2… kick out! Viper stays on DD, Viper Bomb coming up, OMG! DD lands back first on the top of the guardrail with the Viper Bomb! Viper picks him up back to his feet, VIPER BOMB AGAIN! DD’s body lies on the cold concrete, cover by Viper… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Viper
Time: 12:34
Audience (Hardcore Style): 78%
3. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
w@nToN Connection vs. Forbidden Fruits
Here we go with the first of two house show rematches…yanno, the guy that books those shows must be a damn good booker if his matches make it to TV. I bet he’s sexy too, all the ladies WANT STEVE’S COCK N’ BALLS!!! And so does Batfarti…fat fucker. But anyway, I’m on this side of the computer screen, so the Fruits are the only one who need worry about being groped… Heyzoos and Dink to start off things. Dink tries to tie up but keeps getting kicked before he gets close enough. Doesn’t take long to frustrate the youngster, and he lunges in with the Fo@m Finger!!! Heyzoos is blinded, and Dink whips him into the ropes. The Titel Shotei is ducked and Dink gets a low dropkick. Dink starts screaming something about his err…”peep”, and Coach looks like he wants to come in and massage it better or something. Eww… Holmes cuts him off at the pass and that gives Cyprus a chance to come in and double team Mini-Lee. They hit Dink with a double John Woo dropkick, sending him barreling into Batfarti who joyfully makes the tag. Cyprus tags in as well, and they hit a double low dropkick/big demolition combo on the Coach. OMG! CB! CB! CB! I bet Pete likes it too…Dink makes the save, but gets kicked into the second row by Heyzoos. Cyprus gets up and starts going off on Pete, but that’s belly’s a good shield if nothing else…he pushes Cyprus back into the ropes and rebounds with a Thesz press, probably squashing him. 1…2…Heyzoos breaks up the count and hits a dragon screw on Batfarti…Dink springs in off the second rope, but totally botches whatever he was trying to do. Heyzoos shrugs it off and helps Cyprus up. They try another double team, but Batfarti over powers them. He whips Heyzoos into a corner, nails Cyprus with a Batfarti Slam, then CRUSHES Heyzoos with a body press! Heyzoos stumbles out, and lands face first in Cyprus’ junk! Batfarti makes a cover, 1…2…wait…Holmes is shaking his head, Cyprus must’ve made a blind tag! Pete turns around to fight Heyzoos, but Cyprus hits him with an Orange SPLICER!! Double Irish whip, Heyzoos knocks Pete out to the floor with a screw high kick but the momentum carries him out too. Dink rushes in and tackles Cyprus, hitting him with the Trist of F@yte!!! OMFux~!!!11! Batfarti and Heyzoos trade shots on the outside, but Batfarti hits the Avalanche press at 15. He rolls back in and tries to fondle Cyprus…16…17…18…Heyzoos starts to stir…19…Dink flies over the top taking him out…20!
Winner by ring out: w@nTon Connection
Time: 29:03
Audience (Strong Style): 73%
4. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Xavier Jacobs vs. Prodigy
Prodigy requested this rematch, infuriated over what happened at a recent house show. Xavier accepted eager to make a name for himself in the heavyweight division, and here we go… Xavier has his back turned and Prodigy rushes him before the bell with a western lariat. He picks him up and hits two knee lifts, then another hard lariat before making a cover. He barely gets two before Jacobs kicks out. He applies a hard side headlock, but Xavier shoots him off into the ropes. Prodigy knocks him down with a shoulder block, Xavier rolls through and takes him down with a lariat of his own…oh…I just feel inclined to say this once: LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Hm, better. Xavier goes for a pin but Prodigy no sells and kicks out before one. He picks Jacobs um and slams him with a Schmidt backbreaker then slams him back first into the corner. He gets is some toe kicks in from the tree of woe and goes for another cover, but Xavier gets his foot on the ropes at 2. Prodigy pulls out the fork and begins to stab Jacobs, leaving the bloody weapons on the mat. Prodigy sets Xavier up, but Xavier grabs the fork…Prodigy Bomb..no! Xavier stabs him right between the eyes with his own fork! Dark Moon Driver II! 1…2…Prodigy kicks out! Xavier gets him up, SSD! Another, into a cover! 1…2…kickout again! Xavier hits the ropes, jumping high kick it caught by Prodigy…kick to the gut, Prodigy Bomb! 1…2…Xavier kicks out as well. Prodigy’s got the mouth claw locked in, but Xavier breaks it with a punt to the junk!! Death Valley Drivah! 1…2…another kickout! Xavier does a cut-throat taunt, hoisting Prodigy up…Reverse Piledriver! He hooks both legs, 1…2…3! 3!
Winner by pin fall: Xavier Jacobs
Time: 11:37
Audience (Strong Style): 56%
5. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Tranzfusion & Juan Leche vs. Jay Rudawa & Hando
We have a huge tag team match featuring 4 of C-CWA's top juniors. Tranz and Leche make the way to the ring together, as the fans go nuts for them. Hando comes out surrounded by tons of little frogs hopping along, as Jay follows closely behind.. I think Jay just pulled the Inoki ICH NEE SAN DAH, but hey.. Who knows. Jay starts off whipping Tranz, he goes for a rana, but Tranz slides under as the Otaku is on his ass. Otaku Dragon Screw by Jay! He doesn't like being caught on the ground like that. Tranz gets back up, and Jay hits an ippionzei on Tranz. OMG! SWEEP KICK BY JAY! Followed by a Tranz-esque face crusher.. Tranz back up and hits a dragon screw o n Jay. He makes the tag to Juan as the fans cheer him in. Tranz with a shining enzui on Jay! Juan with a rolling camel clutch! Tranz off the ropes.. DROPKICK! Leche picks up Jay and grabs his leg and sends Jay back onto his ass.. DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! He measures Jay as he gets up.. JAY DUCKS THE KNEEL KICK! He makes the tag to Hando. They line up Leche and count.. 1..2...3.. DROPKICK! Hando with a few chops on Leche.. He whips Leche off the ropes.. Leche ducks the lariat, Spinning leg lariat! Hando right back up. Leche goes for another.. Hando ducks.. Hando picks him up.. Victory roll jujigatame! Leche scrambles to make it to the ropes.. And the ref calls for the break.. Hando goes to whip him to the corner.. NO! Leche won't budge.. He tosses Hando into his corner.. Kneel kick! He grabs Hando from behind.. Sleepah! Sleepah! Hando with a low blow on Leche.. WAIT! Leche has the leg.. DRAGON SCREWWWW. He makes the tag into Tranz now. Tranz goes right onto the leg of Hando with a rolling leg breaker.. Hando screams out.. FIGURE 4!!! OMG! JAY RUDAWA IS IN! He kicks Tranz in the head. Hando with a belly to belly on Tranz.. Lay with a dropkick to the head. Jay goes back to the corner and Hando tags him back in. He whips Tranz, Cyclone Backbreaker! Hando is forced back to the corner.. Jay going for a kick on Tranz.. Tranz side sets.. Kick to the gut.. FACEBUSTAHHH! TIGER SUPLEX HOLD!! 1.....2... FOOT ON THE ROPES. He picks up Jay.. Russian Leg Sweep by Tranz.. TRANZFIXER!! NO! Hando comes in to break the hold. Hando drags Jay back to the corner and tags himself in. Leche charges at him.. LOW DROPKICK!! Leche is on his hands and knees now.. HANDO SPRINGS OFF HIS BACK!! SHININGGGGGGGGG BULLLLLLLLFROGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG on Tranz!! He picks Tranz up.. Rolling knee cross!! Tranz can't make it to the ropes! He taps!
Winner by submission: Jay Rudawa & Hando
Time: 22:41
Audience (Lucha Style): 81%
6. <<<Non-Title Death Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Chapel vs. Sykopath
Tonight, the World Champion, fighting the DeathMatch Champion, in what should be a deadly bout. Chapel takes the champ down with a belly to belly takedown and kicks him in the spine. Syko back up.. He grabs Chapel by the hair.. And tosses him into the cage!! Chapel turns back around and meets a European Uppercut! Chapel reels, DDT ON SYKO! He whips the Champ into the cage.. But it seems like Syko just likes that! Belly to Belly on syko.. He goes for a cover. Not even a 1. Syko laughs.. He whips Chapel.. ZAP!!! He walks over and picks up Chapel, as the blood pours out. DDT ON CHAPEL! He locks in the high angle crab. Syko just lets go of the hold.. European Uppercut! Jawbreaker! Guard Position PUnhes!! Chapel breaks free.. HEADBUTT RUSH ON CHAPEL!! Shortarm lariat by the Champ! Both men are down.. Chapel pops back up.. K-LIFT! K-LIFT!! He whips Syko into the cage.. Nothing.. Syko turns around to meet some deadly hammer punches. Syko down now.. Chapel picks him up.. Low blow by the champ!! BED OF ROSES! He goes to Whip Chapel into the cage.. REVERSED!! Chapel catches him.. DISASTERPIECE!! 1!! 2!! NO! He picks up the champ again.. RUNNNNNNING POWERBOMB!! 1....2.... KICKOUT! He picks the champ back up.. THE GRACE AND BEAUTY OF UTTER ANNIHILATION!! He picks him up from behind.. INOKI SLEEPER! MY GOD! HE SNAPPED HIS NECK! He is pulling something out of his boots.. FORK! FORK!! HE IS GRINDING IT INTO THE HEAD OF CHAPEL!! I AM TAUE!! I AM TAUE ON CHAPEL!! Chapel back up.. What a fighter! He picks him up for a brainbuster.. NO! Syko floats over.. END TO SANITY!! 1!! 2!! 3!!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Sykopath
Time: 13:52
Audience (Hardcore Style): 81%
7. <<<Prime Time TV Championship>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Catalyst vs. Shadow(c)
It’s been aboot 4 days since these two last faced each other in a mind boggling double count out, I don’t think this match tonight will tie any loose ends… FIGHT! They meet face to face in the center… Catalyst with a body blow, Shadow Chop, body blow, chop, body blow, chop… they lock up. Catalyst gets Shadow in a front neck lock, and elbows him to the ground. Catalyst mounts Shadow’s back… looks like he is going for a choke hold… but Shadow manages to switch around in front mount position… catalyst grabs Shadow’s ankle and takes him down in an ankle hold… Shadow rolls to the ropes and gets a break. They lock back up, Cat whips Shadow into the corner… a series of body blows… wait Shadow grabs Catalysts’ head and smashes him into the corner… a series of chops!!! Shadow whips Cat out of the corner with a flying mare, and then kicks him across the back like a soccer ball, then locks in a sleeper of doom. Cat fights to his feet… he wiggles free… OMG SUPER PUNCH TO THE STOMACH!!! Shadow doubles over in pain as Cat strikes a pose for the fans. He picks shadow up… OMFG BIODYNAMIC DROP!!!! Cover….1……2…….NO!!!! Catalyst is in shock that he only got a 2 count… he waits for Shadow to get up…. Bounces off the ropes… SHOTEI!!!! No… Shadow blocks it and scores a step jigoku zuki!!! Shadow picks Catalyst up… OMG IN THE SHADOWS…….1………2………NO!!! Shadow is now in shock! It seems their finishers are not enough for each other. Shadow body slams Cat to the ground… he goes to the top… MOONSAULT… Cat rolls out of the way, Shadow lands on his feet… he charges in as Cat is getting up… SHINING WIZARD!!! NO CATALYST MOVES and Shadow lands stomach first across the top turnbuckle!!! What is catalyst doing… he sets Shadow back up on top… OMFG NO!!! TOP ROPE BIODYNAMIC DROP!!!! I don’t think Shadow is moving…. Cover….1…….2…….3!!!! What a shocking turn of events ladies and gentlemen!!! A short super-action packed match! That’s what I’m talking aboot!
Winner and New Prime Time TV champion: Catalyst
Time: 12:59
Audience (Showman Style): 67%
8. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
SPUNK & Brian Lee vs. Dante Black & Twinky McLanahan
OMFUX bIroN eLee!!! *Ding* Spunk decides to start things out against Dante in this random pairing of peoples match… They lock up in center ring… Spunk cums out with a headlock. He begins wrenching on Dante’s face…. Dante shoves him into the ropes… Spunk comes in with a shoulder block and staggers Dante back a bit… Spunk tells Dante to go off the ropes… Dante fakes running and comes back with a surprise lariat to take spunk down! What a trickster! Cover…. 1…. Spunk kicks out and then rolls over to his corner to tag in Brian Lee… omFUX bIrOn ElEE~!!! For some reason I don’t think Spunk is on top of his game tonight… oh well… he and Lee double team Dante and pound him into the corner and begin using double boot choke things. Eventually Quest forces Spunk out of the ring and Lee takes over. Lee scores a few Body slams, snap suplexes and the sort, and Dante tags out to Twinky. Twinky punches Lee in the face and then whips him down with a hip toss. He yanks Lee over and locks in a Half crab… Lee makes it to the ropes for a break. Twinky tries another hip toss, but Lee counters with one of his own, keeps the arm locked and locks in a cross arm lock…. Twinky is in serious pain, but makes it to the ropes for a break. Lee drags Twinky by the arm over to his corner and tags in Spunk. Spunk stomps on the arm a couple of times then locks in a step-over arm breaker. Twinky reaches and grabs the ropes in time. Spunk picks him up… Hashimoto Kick rush!!! Spunk stops at the second kick and runs forward with a Takayama style stabbing Knee… ouch. He yanks Twinky up… POWER BOMB….1……2…….NO!!! Spunk waits for Twinky to get up… he charges in… THREW LARIAT… no… Twinky blocks it and starts biting spunk’s face!!! WTF?!?! Spunk elbows him off then nails him with an STO… O is for Ogawa!!! Spunk to the top… omg Dante grabs his leg… Twinky rushes over and tags in Dante, then Scoops Spunk off the top rope… OMG DOOMSDAY DEVICE!!!! Spunk rolls outside the ring in pain… Twinky goes outside to meet him. Inside Lee and Dante begin to battle… Spunk gets rolled back inside… cover….1……2……NO!!! Twinky runs across the ring and takes out Lee with a Jumping elbow pat… omg BLACKOUT……1…….2……….3…. NOOO IT WASN’T!!!! Dante is in shock… he picks spunk back up…. CROSS ARM GERMAN…….1……..2……….3….NOOOO AGAIN SPUNK KICKS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!!!!! Dante doesn’t know what to do… he drags Spunk over to the corner… FROG SPLASH… no Spunk gets his knees up!!! Out of nowhere Lee enters the ring… GYMLICK BUSTRAH~!!!! He tries to get Spunk up… here comes Twinky… he decks Lee with a Larait… TRUCK DRIVER DRIVER ON SPUNK!!!! Both Legal men are out cold!!! They both Struggle to their feet as their partners yell for them to tag in… They are up at the same time… OMG DANTE TRIPS SPUNK… he locks in a SHARP SHOOTER!!! Spunk appears to be screwed, but Lee comes in and Enziguri’s Dante off of Spunk! He picks Dante back up… ORIGINAL BACK DROP!!!! But Twinky is now in too… he picks Spunk up and begins Biting again!!! Blood is dripping off of Spunk’s face… the crowd is booing wildly. Twinky then thrusts Spunk into him…. TWINKY BOTTOM!!! Twinky then tosses Lee outside…. And helps Dante up… Twinky nails a flying plancha across Lee on the outside!!! Dante looks like he is gonna go for the sharp shooter again… he locks it in… starts turning it… SPUNK SITS UP AND ROLLS DANTE IN A CRADLE…..1…….2…….3!!!!!! All of them are still laying their, no one has enough energy to get up and celebrate.
Winners by pin fall: SPUNK and Brian Lee
Time: 27:56
Audience (Strong Style): 99%
[Fade]
Holly Wood vs. Jo Ryder
There’s definitely some history between this two ladies, ought to be a great bout. They lock up dead centre in the ring, ToS doesn’t seem too solve much, they lock back up and Jo takes her down, Holly is quick to her feet and takes Jo down with the scoop slam. Holly stays on the attack as the low dropkick finds the back of the head of Jo, Jo slowly back up to her feet and Holly bloody hell almost takes her knee cap out with the hamstring kick. Holly drops down with some mounted palm blows, Jo is able to get her hands up to block them. Jo comes back now with some stinging knife-edge chops right across the tata’s, Holly charges back in and gets the snap suplex for her troubles. Holly is back up and Holly is back down and Jo gives her a little snap of the neck with the neckbreaker, quick cover… 1… 2… kick out! Jo stays on her now with the schoolboy… 1… 2… kick out! Jo looks to pick Holly back up to her feet but Holly counters with the chin crusher. Holly whips Jo into the turnbuckle, she picks her up and sends her ribs first into the other corner for the skewer backbreaker, cover by Holly… 1… 2… kick out! Holly picks Jo back up by her hair; Jo manages to get the kick to the gut, belly-to-belly suplex on Holly! Ryder Slam coming up, no! Counter by Holly, DVD on Jo! What a sick drop on the head, cover… 1… 2… kick out! Holly now winds up for the Women’s Touch, Jo ducks, spins her around, RYDER SLAM! Cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Jo Ryder
Time: 13:43
Audience (Strong Style): 87%
2. <<<Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Viper vs. Daredevil
Your garden-variety hardcore weapons surround the ring, there’s even a canoe some come reason out at ringside. DD charges in with the cookie sheet to the skull of Viper to start the match. Viper’s down and DD quickly locks in the bow and arrow attempting to make Viper tap within the first 2 minutes, but that’s not going to happen. DD is like a rabbit on speed tonight, finding everything and anything to throw in the ring. DD charges in with a stop sign but Viper stops him DEAD in his tracks with the Burning Lariat. Viper now grabs what looks like a gumball machine and cracks it over the scull of DD having the gum flying in all directions. Couto loses his footing on the gumballs and falls flat on his face. Viper now takes DD to the outside, series of whips to the guard rails has DD’s lower back in some pretty bad shape, Viper goes behind and hits the backdrop hold 2, Couto quickly makes the cover… 1… 2… kick out! DD comes back now, belly-to-belly on Viper sending him crashing to the cold concrete. DD now sticks Viper in the canoe, hits Viper with one of the paddles and makes the cover… 1… 2… kick out! DD now picks Viper up by his mask and rolls him onto the Portuguese announcers table. Both men stand up and DD looks for the Breaking Point but it’s countered and DD goes flying off the table back first. Viper looks to grab one of the announcer’s chairs, HEY! Wait a second, Viper just picked up and announcer! DD gets back up and Viper blasts DD with he Portuguese announcer! Cover by Viper… 1… 2… kick out! Viper stays on DD, Viper Bomb coming up, OMG! DD lands back first on the top of the guardrail with the Viper Bomb! Viper picks him up back to his feet, VIPER BOMB AGAIN! DD’s body lies on the cold concrete, cover by Viper… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Viper
Time: 12:34
Audience (Hardcore Style): 78%
3. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
w@nToN Connection vs. Forbidden Fruits
Here we go with the first of two house show rematches…yanno, the guy that books those shows must be a damn good booker if his matches make it to TV. I bet he’s sexy too, all the ladies WANT STEVE’S COCK N’ BALLS!!! And so does Batfarti…fat fucker. But anyway, I’m on this side of the computer screen, so the Fruits are the only one who need worry about being groped… Heyzoos and Dink to start off things. Dink tries to tie up but keeps getting kicked before he gets close enough. Doesn’t take long to frustrate the youngster, and he lunges in with the Fo@m Finger!!! Heyzoos is blinded, and Dink whips him into the ropes. The Titel Shotei is ducked and Dink gets a low dropkick. Dink starts screaming something about his err…”peep”, and Coach looks like he wants to come in and massage it better or something. Eww… Holmes cuts him off at the pass and that gives Cyprus a chance to come in and double team Mini-Lee. They hit Dink with a double John Woo dropkick, sending him barreling into Batfarti who joyfully makes the tag. Cyprus tags in as well, and they hit a double low dropkick/big demolition combo on the Coach. OMG! CB! CB! CB! I bet Pete likes it too…Dink makes the save, but gets kicked into the second row by Heyzoos. Cyprus gets up and starts going off on Pete, but that’s belly’s a good shield if nothing else…he pushes Cyprus back into the ropes and rebounds with a Thesz press, probably squashing him. 1…2…Heyzoos breaks up the count and hits a dragon screw on Batfarti…Dink springs in off the second rope, but totally botches whatever he was trying to do. Heyzoos shrugs it off and helps Cyprus up. They try another double team, but Batfarti over powers them. He whips Heyzoos into a corner, nails Cyprus with a Batfarti Slam, then CRUSHES Heyzoos with a body press! Heyzoos stumbles out, and lands face first in Cyprus’ junk! Batfarti makes a cover, 1…2…wait…Holmes is shaking his head, Cyprus must’ve made a blind tag! Pete turns around to fight Heyzoos, but Cyprus hits him with an Orange SPLICER!! Double Irish whip, Heyzoos knocks Pete out to the floor with a screw high kick but the momentum carries him out too. Dink rushes in and tackles Cyprus, hitting him with the Trist of F@yte!!! OMFux~!!!11! Batfarti and Heyzoos trade shots on the outside, but Batfarti hits the Avalanche press at 15. He rolls back in and tries to fondle Cyprus…16…17…18…Heyzoos starts to stir…19…Dink flies over the top taking him out…20!
Winner by ring out: w@nTon Connection
Time: 29:03
Audience (Strong Style): 73%
4. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Xavier Jacobs vs. Prodigy
Prodigy requested this rematch, infuriated over what happened at a recent house show. Xavier accepted eager to make a name for himself in the heavyweight division, and here we go… Xavier has his back turned and Prodigy rushes him before the bell with a western lariat. He picks him up and hits two knee lifts, then another hard lariat before making a cover. He barely gets two before Jacobs kicks out. He applies a hard side headlock, but Xavier shoots him off into the ropes. Prodigy knocks him down with a shoulder block, Xavier rolls through and takes him down with a lariat of his own…oh…I just feel inclined to say this once: LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Hm, better. Xavier goes for a pin but Prodigy no sells and kicks out before one. He picks Jacobs um and slams him with a Schmidt backbreaker then slams him back first into the corner. He gets is some toe kicks in from the tree of woe and goes for another cover, but Xavier gets his foot on the ropes at 2. Prodigy pulls out the fork and begins to stab Jacobs, leaving the bloody weapons on the mat. Prodigy sets Xavier up, but Xavier grabs the fork…Prodigy Bomb..no! Xavier stabs him right between the eyes with his own fork! Dark Moon Driver II! 1…2…Prodigy kicks out! Xavier gets him up, SSD! Another, into a cover! 1…2…kickout again! Xavier hits the ropes, jumping high kick it caught by Prodigy…kick to the gut, Prodigy Bomb! 1…2…Xavier kicks out as well. Prodigy’s got the mouth claw locked in, but Xavier breaks it with a punt to the junk!! Death Valley Drivah! 1…2…another kickout! Xavier does a cut-throat taunt, hoisting Prodigy up…Reverse Piledriver! He hooks both legs, 1…2…3! 3!
Winner by pin fall: Xavier Jacobs
Time: 11:37
Audience (Strong Style): 56%
5. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Tranzfusion & Juan Leche vs. Jay Rudawa & Hando
We have a huge tag team match featuring 4 of C-CWA's top juniors. Tranz and Leche make the way to the ring together, as the fans go nuts for them. Hando comes out surrounded by tons of little frogs hopping along, as Jay follows closely behind.. I think Jay just pulled the Inoki ICH NEE SAN DAH, but hey.. Who knows. Jay starts off whipping Tranz, he goes for a rana, but Tranz slides under as the Otaku is on his ass. Otaku Dragon Screw by Jay! He doesn't like being caught on the ground like that. Tranz gets back up, and Jay hits an ippionzei on Tranz. OMG! SWEEP KICK BY JAY! Followed by a Tranz-esque face crusher.. Tranz back up and hits a dragon screw o n Jay. He makes the tag to Juan as the fans cheer him in. Tranz with a shining enzui on Jay! Juan with a rolling camel clutch! Tranz off the ropes.. DROPKICK! Leche picks up Jay and grabs his leg and sends Jay back onto his ass.. DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! He measures Jay as he gets up.. JAY DUCKS THE KNEEL KICK! He makes the tag to Hando. They line up Leche and count.. 1..2...3.. DROPKICK! Hando with a few chops on Leche.. He whips Leche off the ropes.. Leche ducks the lariat, Spinning leg lariat! Hando right back up. Leche goes for another.. Hando ducks.. Hando picks him up.. Victory roll jujigatame! Leche scrambles to make it to the ropes.. And the ref calls for the break.. Hando goes to whip him to the corner.. NO! Leche won't budge.. He tosses Hando into his corner.. Kneel kick! He grabs Hando from behind.. Sleepah! Sleepah! Hando with a low blow on Leche.. WAIT! Leche has the leg.. DRAGON SCREWWWW. He makes the tag into Tranz now. Tranz goes right onto the leg of Hando with a rolling leg breaker.. Hando screams out.. FIGURE 4!!! OMG! JAY RUDAWA IS IN! He kicks Tranz in the head. Hando with a belly to belly on Tranz.. Lay with a dropkick to the head. Jay goes back to the corner and Hando tags him back in. He whips Tranz, Cyclone Backbreaker! Hando is forced back to the corner.. Jay going for a kick on Tranz.. Tranz side sets.. Kick to the gut.. FACEBUSTAHHH! TIGER SUPLEX HOLD!! 1.....2... FOOT ON THE ROPES. He picks up Jay.. Russian Leg Sweep by Tranz.. TRANZFIXER!! NO! Hando comes in to break the hold. Hando drags Jay back to the corner and tags himself in. Leche charges at him.. LOW DROPKICK!! Leche is on his hands and knees now.. HANDO SPRINGS OFF HIS BACK!! SHININGGGGGGGGG BULLLLLLLLFROGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG on Tranz!! He picks Tranz up.. Rolling knee cross!! Tranz can't make it to the ropes! He taps!
Winner by submission: Jay Rudawa & Hando
Time: 22:41
Audience (Lucha Style): 81%
6. <<<Non-Title Death Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Chapel vs. Sykopath
Tonight, the World Champion, fighting the DeathMatch Champion, in what should be a deadly bout. Chapel takes the champ down with a belly to belly takedown and kicks him in the spine. Syko back up.. He grabs Chapel by the hair.. And tosses him into the cage!! Chapel turns back around and meets a European Uppercut! Chapel reels, DDT ON SYKO! He whips the Champ into the cage.. But it seems like Syko just likes that! Belly to Belly on syko.. He goes for a cover. Not even a 1. Syko laughs.. He whips Chapel.. ZAP!!! He walks over and picks up Chapel, as the blood pours out. DDT ON CHAPEL! He locks in the high angle crab. Syko just lets go of the hold.. European Uppercut! Jawbreaker! Guard Position PUnhes!! Chapel breaks free.. HEADBUTT RUSH ON CHAPEL!! Shortarm lariat by the Champ! Both men are down.. Chapel pops back up.. K-LIFT! K-LIFT!! He whips Syko into the cage.. Nothing.. Syko turns around to meet some deadly hammer punches. Syko down now.. Chapel picks him up.. Low blow by the champ!! BED OF ROSES! He goes to Whip Chapel into the cage.. REVERSED!! Chapel catches him.. DISASTERPIECE!! 1!! 2!! NO! He picks up the champ again.. RUNNNNNNING POWERBOMB!! 1....2.... KICKOUT! He picks the champ back up.. THE GRACE AND BEAUTY OF UTTER ANNIHILATION!! He picks him up from behind.. INOKI SLEEPER! MY GOD! HE SNAPPED HIS NECK! He is pulling something out of his boots.. FORK! FORK!! HE IS GRINDING IT INTO THE HEAD OF CHAPEL!! I AM TAUE!! I AM TAUE ON CHAPEL!! Chapel back up.. What a fighter! He picks him up for a brainbuster.. NO! Syko floats over.. END TO SANITY!! 1!! 2!! 3!!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Sykopath
Time: 13:52
Audience (Hardcore Style): 81%
7. <<<Prime Time TV Championship>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Catalyst vs. Shadow(c)
It’s been aboot 4 days since these two last faced each other in a mind boggling double count out, I don’t think this match tonight will tie any loose ends… FIGHT! They meet face to face in the center… Catalyst with a body blow, Shadow Chop, body blow, chop, body blow, chop… they lock up. Catalyst gets Shadow in a front neck lock, and elbows him to the ground. Catalyst mounts Shadow’s back… looks like he is going for a choke hold… but Shadow manages to switch around in front mount position… catalyst grabs Shadow’s ankle and takes him down in an ankle hold… Shadow rolls to the ropes and gets a break. They lock back up, Cat whips Shadow into the corner… a series of body blows… wait Shadow grabs Catalysts’ head and smashes him into the corner… a series of chops!!! Shadow whips Cat out of the corner with a flying mare, and then kicks him across the back like a soccer ball, then locks in a sleeper of doom. Cat fights to his feet… he wiggles free… OMG SUPER PUNCH TO THE STOMACH!!! Shadow doubles over in pain as Cat strikes a pose for the fans. He picks shadow up… OMFG BIODYNAMIC DROP!!!! Cover….1……2…….NO!!!! Catalyst is in shock that he only got a 2 count… he waits for Shadow to get up…. Bounces off the ropes… SHOTEI!!!! No… Shadow blocks it and scores a step jigoku zuki!!! Shadow picks Catalyst up… OMG IN THE SHADOWS…….1………2………NO!!! Shadow is now in shock! It seems their finishers are not enough for each other. Shadow body slams Cat to the ground… he goes to the top… MOONSAULT… Cat rolls out of the way, Shadow lands on his feet… he charges in as Cat is getting up… SHINING WIZARD!!! NO CATALYST MOVES and Shadow lands stomach first across the top turnbuckle!!! What is catalyst doing… he sets Shadow back up on top… OMFG NO!!! TOP ROPE BIODYNAMIC DROP!!!! I don’t think Shadow is moving…. Cover….1…….2…….3!!!! What a shocking turn of events ladies and gentlemen!!! A short super-action packed match! That’s what I’m talking aboot!
Winner and New Prime Time TV champion: Catalyst
Time: 12:59
Audience (Showman Style): 67%
8. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
SPUNK & Brian Lee vs. Dante Black & Twinky McLanahan
OMFUX bIroN eLee!!! *Ding* Spunk decides to start things out against Dante in this random pairing of peoples match… They lock up in center ring… Spunk cums out with a headlock. He begins wrenching on Dante’s face…. Dante shoves him into the ropes… Spunk comes in with a shoulder block and staggers Dante back a bit… Spunk tells Dante to go off the ropes… Dante fakes running and comes back with a surprise lariat to take spunk down! What a trickster! Cover…. 1…. Spunk kicks out and then rolls over to his corner to tag in Brian Lee… omFUX bIrOn ElEE~!!! For some reason I don’t think Spunk is on top of his game tonight… oh well… he and Lee double team Dante and pound him into the corner and begin using double boot choke things. Eventually Quest forces Spunk out of the ring and Lee takes over. Lee scores a few Body slams, snap suplexes and the sort, and Dante tags out to Twinky. Twinky punches Lee in the face and then whips him down with a hip toss. He yanks Lee over and locks in a Half crab… Lee makes it to the ropes for a break. Twinky tries another hip toss, but Lee counters with one of his own, keeps the arm locked and locks in a cross arm lock…. Twinky is in serious pain, but makes it to the ropes for a break. Lee drags Twinky by the arm over to his corner and tags in Spunk. Spunk stomps on the arm a couple of times then locks in a step-over arm breaker. Twinky reaches and grabs the ropes in time. Spunk picks him up… Hashimoto Kick rush!!! Spunk stops at the second kick and runs forward with a Takayama style stabbing Knee… ouch. He yanks Twinky up… POWER BOMB….1……2…….NO!!! Spunk waits for Twinky to get up… he charges in… THREW LARIAT… no… Twinky blocks it and starts biting spunk’s face!!! WTF?!?! Spunk elbows him off then nails him with an STO… O is for Ogawa!!! Spunk to the top… omg Dante grabs his leg… Twinky rushes over and tags in Dante, then Scoops Spunk off the top rope… OMG DOOMSDAY DEVICE!!!! Spunk rolls outside the ring in pain… Twinky goes outside to meet him. Inside Lee and Dante begin to battle… Spunk gets rolled back inside… cover….1……2……NO!!! Twinky runs across the ring and takes out Lee with a Jumping elbow pat… omg BLACKOUT……1…….2……….3…. NOOO IT WASN’T!!!! Dante is in shock… he picks spunk back up…. CROSS ARM GERMAN…….1……..2……….3….NOOOO AGAIN SPUNK KICKS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!!!!! Dante doesn’t know what to do… he drags Spunk over to the corner… FROG SPLASH… no Spunk gets his knees up!!! Out of nowhere Lee enters the ring… GYMLICK BUSTRAH~!!!! He tries to get Spunk up… here comes Twinky… he decks Lee with a Larait… TRUCK DRIVER DRIVER ON SPUNK!!!! Both Legal men are out cold!!! They both Struggle to their feet as their partners yell for them to tag in… They are up at the same time… OMG DANTE TRIPS SPUNK… he locks in a SHARP SHOOTER!!! Spunk appears to be screwed, but Lee comes in and Enziguri’s Dante off of Spunk! He picks Dante back up… ORIGINAL BACK DROP!!!! But Twinky is now in too… he picks Spunk up and begins Biting again!!! Blood is dripping off of Spunk’s face… the crowd is booing wildly. Twinky then thrusts Spunk into him…. TWINKY BOTTOM!!! Twinky then tosses Lee outside…. And helps Dante up… Twinky nails a flying plancha across Lee on the outside!!! Dante looks like he is gonna go for the sharp shooter again… he locks it in… starts turning it… SPUNK SITS UP AND ROLLS DANTE IN A CRADLE…..1…….2…….3!!!!!! All of them are still laying their, no one has enough energy to get up and celebrate.
Winners by pin fall: SPUNK and Brian Lee
Time: 27:56
Audience (Strong Style): 99%
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