Post by CyberTranz on Sept 23, 2009 19:43:50 GMT -6
The arena goes black, the Cowantron goes pink, and the countdown begins. At 0, as always, the spotlights hit and zero in on Kaori NiGHT, and as the fireworks hit, everyone in the arena is greeted to something that's not annoying techno. A heavy guitar riff fills the arena, and Kaori's new single, Queen of the World (on her new album, iNFERNO, available soon in the C-CWA ShopCenter!) plays for the first time EVAR. Kaori makes her way to the ring slowly, letting her song play.
If they could only see me now,Would they recognize me? Would they say "that's my little girl up there"?
Would they all be ashamed, And look at me Like I'm to blame for being me?
(If they could only see me now.)
I'm the queen of the world, And I won't let you stop me From living the life that's mine. I'm on top of the world, And I can't let you stop me, So don't even try.
She enters the ring in her usual fashion, smiling as the crowd goes insane, popping like crazy.
[Kaori:] Cut my brand new music, from my brand new album, iNFERNO!
And it does. The music gone, the roar of the crowd becomes even more apparent, and Kaori still smiles.
[Kaori:] Now, it seems to me that for some reason, every time we get a new competitor in the Women's Division, the guys in charge just love to pit them against me. Now, why is that? Could be many reasons. Like, that I'm the best damned female wrestler in the world, and the new girl needs a little help getting into the swing of things here, so they call me up to carry the load, carry the match.
She walks over to the turnbuckle and hops up, sitting down on the top buckle, legs crossed.
[Kaori:] Another reason could be that, none of the other competitors in the Women's Division ever have anything to say, so they never get booked to wrestle. But, if I'm going to be the only staple of the Women's Division, there's no plausable reason I shouldn't be the Women's Champion, outside of maybe the fact that the current champ, Akira Blaze, is so awful that even I can't carry her.
She hops off the turnbuckle and walks back to the center of the ring.
[Kaori:] Turn on your VCR's at home, people, because the HiGHLiGHT of the NiGHT is about to begin.
1. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Kaori Night vs. Kodi Lightning
Kodi debuts tonight against the self-proclaimed queen of not only the Women’s Division, but the WORLD! Either this will be a tough night for Kodi…or Kao really is just that full of herself. BTW, Quest isn’t ref, but I hear he still has a boner nevertheless. Ahh! Match is starting without me! Kodi starts off charging in, Kao drops down for the sweep but Kodi stops short and nails her right in the face with a stiff kick! What a way to make an entrance, she goes for the cover already, Kao powers out at one and a half and rolls to the outside. Kodi is right behind her, but she catches a back elbow and gets a modified Russian legsweep into the barrier at ringside! Kao clims back into the ring holding her head, but still manages to wave to all her fans. She goes to pounce on Kodi as she re-enters, Kodi with the single leg takedown into an upright figure four. She’s got good position, her body is between Kao and the ropes, but Kaori manages to sit up in the hold and fight her out with chops, but gets up favoring her right knee. Kodi hones in on it and drgs her to the middle of the ring by the leg, hitting a rapid dragon screw and locking in the hold again. Kao screams out in pain, but she refuses to give it up…her shoulders are down…1…2…shoulder up. She manages to free one leg, and kicks her way loose…but Kodi’s in control now. She kicks Kao in the gut, ax kick is dodged..Kao catches the leg, fisherman suplex…1…2…her knee can’t hold the bridge! Kodi goes for a DDT, but NiGHT reverses with a Northern NiGHTS! But again, she can’t hold the bridge… Kodi gets up and scores the DDT this time…also scoring with a second ax kick. Kao looks in trouble now…Lightning Strike-no! Kao shoves her off and hits a one-handed bulldog. The crowd knows what’s next…NiGHTsault! But she banges her knee and doesn’t cover right away! She makes the cover finally…1…2…no! Both are up slowly…Kodi goes for a kick but Kao lunges forward…Kuwahara Special 1 locked in. Kodi’s dead in the center of the ring…she tries to roll, she tries to counter…she taps!
Winner by submission: Kaori NiGHT
Time: 9:17
Audience (Strong Style): 51%
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Xavier Jacbos vs. Sam Slam
Xavier makes his way to the ring first.. He really doesn't look too worried about Sam here tonight. KENNY LOGGINS! DANGER ZONE! MY GOD!! ITS SAM SLAM!! He laughs and points at a few of the fans as he passes by. Hell, I think he just called one of them a jerk. He starts off by going right after Xavier, and hits a punch to the gut! Xavier slams Sam down HARD.. But Sam is a real man, and pops back up. Xavier with a lariat! Then a headbutt! BUT SAM RIGHT BACK WITH A PUNCH TO THE GUT!! Sam is stomping on Xavier now.. He sets up a brainbuster, but its reversed because he was trying to fix his mullet. Sam won't stay down though.. European Uppercut! Xavier back up, SAM BLOCKS THE SAMING WITH HIS HAND OVER HIS NOSE!! He points to his head, he is SOOOO smart! Xavier punches him in the face.. MOUNT ELBOWS!! Sam flips him over.. MOUNT PUNCHES! Sam follows up with an elbow drop. Another brainbuster reversed.. This time he was keeping his chain straight. Some more mount elbows by Xavier. NECKBREAKER BY SAM!!!!! BODY SLAM! BODY SLAM! He grabs Xavier from behind.. OOOOH.. Head crushed by the little man. Full nelson slam by Xavier now. He follows up with a neckbreaker. He goes for a brainbuster.. WAKIGATAME BY SAM! Snapmare.. RUNNING FIST! He whips Xavier.. OOOH! Kitchen sink. Sam tosses Xavier to the outside. XAVIER WITH A DEATH BRAND! MAH GAWD~ SAM JUST GOT SPIKED! Hook rush by Xavier! LARIAT! He pulls Sam back in.. CHOKE SLAM. And then he tosses him back out. Same comes back in, with FISTS OF FURY!! Russian Leg Sweep.. Mount punches! But Xavier breaks free.. HANSEN LARIAT! LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! He picks him up.. DARK MOON DRIVER II!~! 1........2.........3 ITS OVER!
Winner by pin fall: Xavier
Time: 13:35
Audience (Strong Style): 72%
3. <<<J-League>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Jay Rudawa vs. Heyzoos Falayfay
GOM! J-League.. They exchange drop toe holds here. Oh the humanity.. Dragon screw on JAY RUDAWA by Heyzoos. Jay gets back up.. LEG SWEEP BY HEYZOOS! He has a planned attack here, and its the Otaku legs.. Erm, or something. Jay up to his feet, he whips Heyzoos, leapfrogs over and hits an arm drag. OMFG! HASHIMOTO RUSH! MARTIAL ARTS ACTION!!! Spinning leg lock by Jay. Heyzoos gets up and aims for the crotch with a tackle. Jay gets right back up with a leg feed enzui. He goes for another.. DUCKED! DRAGON SCREW! Frankensteiner by Heyzoos! OMFG! OMFG! CRO COP HIGH KICK BY JAY! MARTIAL ARTS ACTION! HE'S SO KAWAII! Heyzoos back up.. LOW DROPKICK! He has a plan damnit. He follows up with some nasty kicks to the knee of Jay. But Jay is able to manuever him to the ground.. OMFG! GROUND HABBESIGIRI KNEE!! Followed by an atomic leg drop. OMFG! HASHIMOTO RUSH!! MORE MARTIAL ARTS KICKS! Ippionzei by Jay. TACKLE TO DA PEEP BY HEYZOOS! Blah blah, Jay hits like 12 more kick rushes, etc. TOP ROPE COMET KICK. But Heyzoos continues the leg assault. OMG! @#%$ BODY PRESS!! But its a rope break. Yet another Cro Cop high kick.. VIAGRA DRIVER! OMFUX! Another! THIS MATCH IS FULL OF SIGNATURE MOVES! Another round of Cro Cop high kicks.. And an Ohtani German to end the pain. 1.......2........ NO! Jay grabs him behind for another.. OMFG!! SHAWN CAPTURE REVERSAL!! Jay claws his way to the ropes.. His knees look damaged. Jay goes for a shouda on Heyzoos.. CAUGHT! EXPROIDAH! He goes for the cover.. 1....2...... NO! KICKOUT! Jay going for a Cro Cop kick, DUCKED! EXPLODAH '98!! Heyzoos locks in the knee cross now.. But Jay won't tap! Jay back up.. GANMENGIRI! He picks him up.. FLAMING CUTTER!! Make the cover.. Make the.. He is picking him up for another Kick! He sets it up.. HEYZOOS CATCHES THE KICK!! KNEEE CROSSSSS!! JAY TAPS!!
Winner by submission: Heyzoos Falayfay
Time: 11:58
Audience (Lucha Style): 72%
…Cut backstage to the parking lot, a black PT Cruiser with ghost flames, a neon under-light and double-wide tires pulls into the lot blaring "This is the New @#%$" by Marilyn Manson. The car comes to a stop, is turned off. The door opens and we see the figure of Sykopath. He gets out, cigarette hanging out of his mouth, mask on and a red sleeveless and black pants on (with black boots a'duh). He reaches back into his car, grabs a black duffel bag and the World Heavy Weight Championship belt. He starts walking inside.
[Cross]: That's odd, Sykopath isn't even schedueled to be here tonight...
[DeMarco]: Maybe he has some unfinished business, ya know!
[Cross]: Good point, anyway! Here comes our next to competitors!
4. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Alexander Belmont vs. Andre Eian
Belmont takes Andre down right away with a double leg tackle, mounted knuckle arrow, Andre fights him off and gets to his feet, Andre punches Belmont in the face then hits several chops across the chest, a tommy hammer knocks Belmont down, Andre starts to lift him, but Belmont trips him up, Andre back up, knuckle arrow from Belmont, Andre tries a toe kick, but Belmont grabs his leg and hits a dragon screw, Andre gets up, he reverses an irish whip to the corner, Belmont smacks off the turnbuckles, flips up and over, and lands on the apron, Andre grabs him by the head and throws him back into the ring, Belmont to his feet, Andre shoots off the ropes and nails him with an axe bomber, Andre flips Belmont onto his stomach and locks in a torture camel clutch, Andre releases the hold after a while then stomps on the lower back a few times, Belmont to his feet, kesa-giri chop rush, Belmont up again, Andre tries a razor suplex, but Belmont counters it with a vertical suplex of his own, Andre gets up into a dynamite kick rush, he manages to stay on his feet, a stomach crusher brings him down though, Belmont whips Andre to the ropes and connects with a spinebuster, elbow drop across the throat, Andre rolls out of the way of a second elbow drop and gets to his feet, Andre tries a powerbomb, but gets backdropped, Andre back up, he gets caught in the Devil Rush combo, Belmont climbs to the top rope, he leaps off with a double foot stomp, and connects. cover, 1......2.....kickout, Belmont tries the Nail in The Coffin, but Andre slips over, he hits a nice looking cobra clutch suplex, Belmont gets up, Dynamite Punch Rush from Andre, irish whip to the corner, Andre sets Belmont up on the top rope....Shadow Driver III! cover made, 1.........2........kickout! Andre tries a Shadow Driver, but gets a few elbows to the gut, Belmont hits a Turbo Drop II then pulls Andre up, Nail in The Coffin, 1........2.....kickout, Belmont pulls Andre up again, Flowstone Drop, Fool's Paradise locked in, Andre fights to get out of the hold, but Belmont has it locked in tight, Andre's struggles get weaker and weaker then just stop..Scotland checks his arm..it falls once...it falls twice...it falls thri...no! Andre keeps his arm up! Andre starts struggling again, and manages to escape the hold, both men trade punches, Andre sets up a Shadow Driver II, but Belmont slips over and hits another Flowstone Drop, neck cutting pose from Belmont, he pulls Andre up and sets the Vampire Killer up, Andre lifts him up, so Belmont is in a position similar to what he would be halfway through a norther lights suplex, Andre switches him around so he's in position for a Shadow Driver II...and connects with it, cover, 1..........2.........kickout! Andre pulls Belmont to his feet, Shadow Driver, another cover, 1..........2.........3!
Winner by pin fall: Andre Eian
Time: 16:30
Audience (Strong Style): 84%
5. <<<J-League>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Red Tornado vs. Juan Leche
Oooh, history. These guys have a lot of it too. Came in about the same time, paths frequently crossing in the junior division…now they meet here in the J-League. They waste no time being real familiar and Juan goes right after RT with a front dropkick. RT side steps and goes for a low dropkick on the ground, Juan avoids it and covers, not even a one…RT with a legsweep and a cover, still nothing, into a standoff. *cheering* RT rushes in with a kick to the gut and a single leg takedown, he goes for a sharpshooter but Juan counters with an inside cradle for barely a one. They’re up and attempt simultaneous low dropkicks, again…and again! Another standoff, this time Juan is the first to make a move, hitting a deep arm drag. He holds on and wrenches the arm, sending RT into the ropes, he ducks down, RT jumps over, leapfrog, criss-crossing!!!~ RT hits a flying body press, 1…2, kickout quickly by Juan who counters with a low dropkick. Too…many…dropkicks…feels like Mutoh’s in this match… Juan gets a headlock, into a tiger spin, into an alter kabel naria! Nice little sequence there…but RT’s able to make it to the ropes pretty easy. They repeat this little sequence several times, with varying takedowns into the submission, but RT’s able to break out pretty quick and easy every time. Juan goes for an ultra rana…holy DHIY! Crusier Bomb from NOWHERE! 1…2…he kicks out! RT is pissed! Tornado Cutter-no! Leche blocks it, into the Lechero Fall! He goes up top, Leche Splash! 1…2…RT gets his feet on the ropes! Leche goes for the LF again, but RT blocks it and this time hits his Tornado Cutter! Leche won’t stay down, so he eats a DDT! RT goes up top, tope atomico!! Cover! 1…2…no! He looks frustrated, and locks in the sharpshooter! Juan’s in the middle of the ring, but he’s slowly but surely clawing his way towatds the ropes! He’s almost there….wait!!! RT dragging him back out to the center of the ring! He’s going to have to tap now! NO! He just flipped RT! What leg strength! Leche ducks the Dallas Bones, and locks on the Leche Hold! RT submits almost immeadiately, Juan wins!
Winner by submission: Juan Leche
Time: 17:50
Audience (Lucha Style): 93%
The arena lights flicker off, and the Cowantron begins to flash, showing lights highlighting the body of a man, fairly close up.
[???:] They say you can't keep a good man down. Well, if that's the case, what hope do you have of keeping a great man down?
The lights fade, returning the Cowantron to black. A white haze begins to come into focus, the name "Gene Starr" appears to a massive crowd pop (in a spiffy logo that'll hopefully be up on the C-CWA website soon!) before the Cowantron goes black again.
6. <<<Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Prodigy vs. Catalyst
Prodigy and Cat lock up in center ring, Cat whips Prod to the ground with a crisp cyclone whip. Prod rolls right back into a corner, Cat starts pounding him with elbows… Prod blocks the last one and body slams cat into next week. Cat starts trying to roll back up, but Prod is there to start hammering him down with… uhh… hammer punches. Prod rips Cat back up and slams him down with a Schmidt backbreaker. Prod whips Cat to the ropes, Cat holds on… Prod charges in and gets a fat boot to the face. Cat runs over and grabs Prod’s leg… DRAGON SCREW!!! Cat goes to lock in the Ankle Lock, but Prod kicks him away. Both back up now, Whip to ropes by Cat… ELBOW PAT COUNTER!!! Cover….1…..2….NO! Cat shoves Prod into the corner and starts shouldering him in the gut. Prod staggers out a bit, Cat grabs him from behind… LIVER PUNCH, cat nails a jumping knee across Prod’s back and makes another cover….1…..2…..NO! Cat shoves Prod into the corner again… he winds up from some gut punches… NO! Prod hits a Mongolian chop… another… another!! He slams Cat into the corner… backs up… CHARGING LARIAT!!! Cat staggers off, Prod bounces off the ropes… WESTERN LARIAT… NO!!! CAT DUCKS… SCHOOL BOY…..1……2……NO!!!! Cat picks Prod up again… BIODYNAMIC…NO!!! Prod elbows him in the face a couple times, bounces off the ropes… SHOULDER BLOCK!!! Cover….1……2……NO!!! Prod takes Cat back down with a pendulum backbreaker and rolls to the outside. He slides in 2 chairs and a Table, my God, A TABLE!!!! Prodigy grabs a chair and picks up Cat… WHAM! Across the head… WHAM! Again… WHAM! Third one did Cat in as he falls over… Prod makes the cover….1…..2…..NO!!!! Prod sets Cat up in center ring… bounces off the ropes… CHARGING CHAIR SHOT!!! Cover….1…..2…..NO!!!!!! Prodigy says it’s over… he sets up the Table in center ring… hoists Cat up… PRODIGY BOMB… Wait… Cat wiggles free and takes out Prod’s leg with a shoulder block to the back of his kneecap!!! Cat locks in the Ankle LOCK!!! Prod is clawing for the ropes… wait… he grabs a chair and swings it back right into Cat’s arm!!! Cat lets go and clutches his arm in pain. Prodigy bounces off the ropes… WESTERN LARIAT… NO!!! CAT COUNTERS WITH A SHOTEI!!! Cover……1……2……NO!!!!!! Cat picks Prod up… FINEEESH!!!!! Back grab… BIODYNAMIC DROP… NO!!! Prod elbows free and spins behind… THROWING GERMAN!!!! Cat goes flying right into the corner!!! Prodigy charges in with a monstorous lariat… Cat bounces off… Prodigy bounces off the ropes… WESTERN LARIAT!!!! Cover….1……2…….NO!!!!!!!! Cat rolls outside the ring… Prodigy follows. Prod starts picking Cat up… NO!!! SCORCHING LEFT!!!! Catalyst hooks prodigy’s head… no he couldn’t be… TINGLING DDT!!!!!!!!! ON THE CONCRETE!!! ON THE FLOOR!!! OUCH!!! Cover……1……..2……NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Catalyst picks him up again… SECOND TINGLING DDT!!!! Prodigy pops right back up!!! He grabs Catalyst… PRODIGY BOMB ON THE CONCREATE…….1………2……..Th…NO!!!!!!!!!!!! HE KICKED OUT!!!! HE KICKED OUT!!!! Prodigy rolls Cat back into the ring, he sets up the Table again… he picks Cat up… PRODIGY BOMB!!! NO!!! Again Cat wiggles free!!!! He shoves Prodigy into the corner… No he isn’t doing this again… he turns Prod around… sets him up top backwards. Cat elbows him in the back of the head a few times then sets up the table for perfect position. He grabs Prodigy… TOP ROPE BIODYNAMIC DROP THROUGH… NO!!!! Prodigy elbows Cat in the stomach a few times and stands up on the TOP ROPE!!!! He turns around, smacks Cat in the face and starts lifting him up!!!! WAIT!!! Cat is standing on the top rope to now!!! They are elbowing back and forth… Prodigy starts to wobble a bit… Cat grabs him for a TINGLING DDT!!!! NO!!!! Prodigy elbows his way free again!!!! He bends Cat over… TOP ROPE PRODIGY BOMB!!! THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! Cover….1……2……3!!!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Prodigy
Time: 18:51
Audience (Hardcore Style): 72%
…The bell rings as Lee and Flare slide into the ring. Quest is pushed to the mat as Lee and Flare begin to lay the boots to Catalyst. The crowd begins to stir and the camera pans to the ramp, its Shadow with a steel chair! He comes in and starts swinging the chair like a mad man leaving Lee, Flare and Prodigy fleeing to the outside. Flare goes to get back in the ring but Lee and Prodigy hold him back. Shadow turns to Catalyst to help him back up. The crowd’s cheers abruptly turn into boos as Shadow nails Catalyst with the chair. Lee smiles as Team Violence make it back in the ring to pick up the pieces.
[Cross]: Now Shadow? Team Violence is growing stronger by the weeks DeMarco! When is this going to stop?
[DeMarco]: First Lee, Prodigy and Flare, now Shadow? Team Violence is running amuck, I see grey skies overhead, BY GAWD!
…Shot fades as security rush the ring.
7. <<<J-League>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Bigg Rigg vs. Dink
Quest rings the bell the match is underway!!! Dink and Rigg lock up, Rigg comes out with a drop toe hold!!! OMG DINK IS DEAD!!! J/k, @#%$ hosers. Dink hops back up… CANADIANZIGURI!!! NO! HE MISSES AND LANDS ON HIS STOMACH!!!! Dink is hurt pretty bad now… Rigg picks him up… Gotoh slam!!!! GOTOH SLAM!!! Rigg starts kicking Dink around a bit, picks him up… Suplex… NO! FACE BUSTER SUPLEX!!! Dink’s poor little tummy. Rigg picks Dink up and starts taunting… OMG DINK THROWS A HISSY FIT… Face, Face, Face, Stomach Stomach, Face, Face!!! RIGG GOES DOWN! Dink starts picking Rigg up… LOW BLOW!!! Dink doubles over in pain… Rigg locks in the STF~!!!!! Dink is hurting bad but won’t give up he kicks his little leg out… BREAK!!! Rigg picks Dink back up… Stomach cruser…. Cover……1……..2…….NO!!!! Rigg picks Dink up again… MICHINOKU DRIVER II!!!!!! Cover……1…….2…….NO!!! Dink wobbles back up… Rigg out of nowhere with a BED OF ROSES!!!! Cover…..1…….2……NO!!! Rigg says it’s over!!! He picks dink up… ROAD RAGE… NO! Dink spins around into a rana…..1……2…..3!!!! WTF!?!?!? DINK WINS!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Dink
Time: 18:30
Audience (Lucha Style): 81%
[Cross]: What an amazing match up!!
[DeMarco]: Awesome!
[Random fan in mic distance]: Could have been better..
Security guard is cued to knock out the punk fan, and Cross and DeMarco are having some last comments when..."you feel the same, until you here the devil.. CALL YOU'RE NAME!!!!!"
[Cross]: Mah Gawd mah Gawd JR!!!
[DeMarco]: Isn't that Dink's line?
[Cross]: NO!! It's SYKOPATH!!! SYKOPATH IS COMING OUT WITH THE BELT!!
[DeMarco]: But the show's almost over, he doesn't have time to make a challenge... and certainly fight it...
Sykopath pulls a mic from his back pocket and puts it up to his mouth.
[Syko]: Don't worry DeMarco, no challenges here, I pomise.
[DeMarco]: This isn't in the script....
[Syko]: I have something to say and I believe it's very important, so as your World Heavyweight Champion, I'm taking the time to do so.
[Cross]: Can't exactly argue with the man on that one..
[DeMarco]: You wouldn't very well argue with him anyway would you?
Cross shakes his head side to side in agreement to DeMarco's comment.
[Syko]: No doubt that you have all seem my latest pomotionals. I wasn't lying. It's lonely on top of the world. In fact.... it's lonely being me. And because of my famed status, it's even worse. People feel that I cannot be approached, some fear me, some hate me... hell.. back in the locker rooms I hear the talk. Don't deny it guys. You don't like me. A lot of you back there don't care for me anymore because you think I'm something that isn't true. I'm no Apocalypse. I'm no Black Knight... and fu... Hell, I certainly ain't no Ryan Rose or Crimson. To Hell with those guys. People think my ego's way out of proportion, and maybe it is.... so I need to cut away some fat. Shave off the things that weigh me down, my career down. I know you fans can get sick of seeing my matches, that you call all predict what'll happen until the newest big thing hits. I'm tired of it too. I'm sick and tired of it all. So I've decided to end the pain. End the lonliness.
[DeMarco]: I saw an Mtv special about this kind of thing...better call an ambulance, the police and a clean up crew...
[Cross]: No, he can't be that stupid to end his life. That'd be dumb. He may be psycho, but he's not stupid.
[DeMarco]: Well... fame does strange things to people, look at Curt Cobain!
[Cross]: He was murdered.... fuckin' Courtney Love whore..... I mean.. uumm... YEAH!
[Syko]: I'm sure some of you are wondering what I'm talking about.... and others of you can guess what is about to take place. It may shock you all, and it may come as a huge surprise to some of you... but I don't want to be like this anymore. I've got to end the charade, the farce. All the bullshit that I've been doing lately needs to end, so I'm going to put a stop to it now and make my final decision.
[Cross]: Oh @#%$! He is gonna do it!!!!!
[DeMarco]: I'll get the cops on the line.
Sykopath slowly, calmy leaves the ring.... and as he starts to walk upstage, he stops. He then turns to face the ring... he pulls the title off of his shoulder and looks at it....
[DeMarco]: Yes, 911? Good, Yeah, I'm fine, how are you? Wait no!! I need the police!! We may have a suicide attempt here, and IT'S ON T.V.!! We need some help! ...... yes I'll hold...
[Syko]: FROM NOW ON I WILL ONLY DEFEND THIS CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE IN THE DEATHMATCH CAGE, UNDER HARDCORE RULES!
Sykopath puts the microphone up to his lips and shouts.
[Syko]: WHY!?!?! BECAUSE I AM THE BADDEST MOTHER @#%$ IN THIS HOUSE AND YOU ARE ALL GUARANTEED TO BLEED!!
Sykopath reels back and hurls the mic into the ring, letting it slam against the mat with a tremendous ressonent thud!.
[DeMarco]: Uummm.. sorry, false alarm. Sorry.
[Cross]: ..... oooooooooh shiiii....
8. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
SPUNK w/ Dante Black vs. BEYOND w/ Deadbody Man
Spunk hits an elbow pat to start the match off, Beyond retaliates with an elbow pat of his own, this continues a few more times, Beyond gets the upper hand and hits a body slam, Spunk right to his feet, Beyond punches him in the face, hits a snapmare, then a knee drop across the throat, Spunk up again, Beyond clubs him down again with a few tommy hammers, Beyond whips Spunk to the ropes, he charges after him and hits an axe bomber, knocking Spunk over the top rope to the outside. Spunk lands right next to Dante, who helps him to his feet, Spunk slides back into the ring, he runs at Beyond and knocks him on his ass with a kenka kick, Beyond to his feet, Spunk hits a body knee lift then gets behind Beyond and hits a backbrain high kick, a few more elbow pat's from Spunk, then he throws Beyond to the outside, Deadbody Man pulls Beyond up to his feet and they start talking, Beyond climbs back into the ring just as Scotland starts a count-out. Spunk hits him with a body knee lift rush then a double arm suplex, Beyond right back up, Spunk tries a dynamite middle kick, but Beyond grabs his leg and throws him to the mat, Spunk back up, Beyond with a headbutt, and another, schmidt backbreaker, boston crab applied, Spunk reaches the ropes fairly quickly, Beyond lifts Spunk and smashes his face off the top turnbuckle a few times before flooring him again with a swoop backdrop, Spunk gets to his feet, irish whip by Beyond, he nails a jumping high kick followed by a side suplex, cover, 1.......2.kickout, Beyond lifts Spunk to his feet and smacks him in the face a few times, knocking him down to one knee, Beyond tries a shining wizard, but Spunk moves out of the way just as he stands on his knee, sending Beyond face first into the mat, Spunk quickly locks in an STF, remember, the F is for @#%$, folks. Beyond reaches the ropes, but the move did a fair bit of damage, Spunk pulls Beyond to his feet and connects with the dynamite middle kick, he follows this up with several quick belly to belly suplexes, Beyond sits up, and gets hit with a soccer ball kick to the back, Beyond to his feet, Spunk tries for an STO, but Beyond elbows him his head and throws him out of the ring, Beyond starts distracting Mr Scotland, which allows DBM to start laying into Spunk, Dante sees this, and sprints round to attack DBM, they both start brawling, Beyond points this out to Mr Scotland, who goes to break it up, Beyond slides out of the ring and grabs a chair from the timekeeper, he waits for Spunk to get to his feet and then swings for him, Spunk ducks under the swing then dropkicks the chair into Beyond's face, Scotland manages to get Dante and DBM apart then turns around to see Spunk about to hit Beyond with the chair, he pulls it off of Spunk and throws it to the ground, this gives Beyond a chance to hit a reverse DDT, he pulls Spunk back to his feet and smacks his face off the apron before rolling him into the ring, Beyond follows him in, Spunk gets to his feet, Beyond hits an Oklahoma Stampede, cover, 1......2....kickout, Beyond pulls Spunk to his feet again, he sets up a powerbomb, but Spunk backdrops him, Beyond gets up, Spunk connects with a gamengiri then lifts him up again, STO, cover, 1........2..kickout, Spunk hits a dynamite knee lift then whips Beyond to the corner, face wash, Spunk pulls Beyond to his feet and does the hip dancing pose, Spunk Tombstone Driver! cover, 1.......2......DBM reaches in and puts one of Beyond's feet on the ropes! Scotland stops the count, Dante gets up onto the apron to complain, DBM slides in the chair that was being used earlier while Scotland is distracted, Beyond picks it up and cracks Spunk right in the head with it, then throws it out of the ring, Beyond turns Scotland around and makes a cover, 1.......2......Spunk kicks out! Beyond mounts Spunk for the Botax Elbow, after he finishes with that he pulls Spunk to his feet..gets behind him....Lobotomy! cover, 1.......2.....Dante puts Spunk's foot on the rope this time! DBM gets on the apron, Dante goes around and pulls him down, kick to the gut, Blackout set up, DBM backdrops him, Dante back up, low blow from DBM, SIX FEET DEEP ON THE OUTSIDE!, Beyond hits the shining wizard on the inside, Spunk gets right back to his feet, Beyond goes for the Bleeding Heart, but Spunk ducks under it, Spunk nails the ClimaXXX! 1.......2.......3!!
Winner by pin fall: SPUNK
Time: 23:02
Audience (Strong Style): 90%
…Dante Black and DBM immediately jump into the ring and start trading punches as Spunk and BEYOND stagger up, still glaring at one another.
[Cross]: "This looks like it's just going to get nastier!"
[DeMarco]: "Wait, what's that?"
[Cross]: "What?"
[DeMarco]: "There!"
DeMarco points to a section of the crowd that is opening up beside the ring. A man dressed in torn jeans, a t-shirt, and a ski mask jumps the barrier, holding a baseball bat. He jumps into the ring and smashes it against DBM's lower back, crumpling the giant to the ground. With two quick swings, BEYOND and Dante Black both go down! Spunk stands aghast, and looks ready mix it up as the stranger circles him, then motions for a microphone.
[Masked Man]: "Sorry about these three other guys, but they were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Hey..isn't that Asian Penguin with the grey make-up?"
[DeMarco]: "That voice..."
[Masked Man]: "Anyways, so you thought our business was finished, Spunky Poo? One little match and that's that? No more me? Well let me tell you, I couldn't stay gone for long. This ring is in my blood, Spunky. It runs deep in me. It always has. And now it's time for you to remember..."
The crowd is booing in defense of Spunk. The stranger slowly reaches up and pulls off the mask, which silences the rabid crowd.
[Cross]: "It is him! RYAN ROSE IS BACK!"
Spunk's eyes widen and then shift into a scowl. Half of the crowd begins to cheer as the other half sits in silent shock. Rose jumps forward and pulls the bat back, ready to swing. Spunk flinches...and the lights go out. After a few seconds, they come back on, and Spunk, seemingly unharmed, looks around wildly for the disappeared Rose. In the place where he stood lays a single red rose. Suddenly the arena is filled with the sound of "The Red," by Chevelle.
[Cross]: "RYAN ROSE HAS RETURNED! AND IT SEEMS HE WANTS TO PICK UP RIGHT WERE HE LEFT OFF!"
[DeMarco]: “BY GAWD, BY GAWD! RYAN ROSE! RYAN ROSE!”
[Fade]
If they could only see me now,Would they recognize me? Would they say "that's my little girl up there"?
Would they all be ashamed, And look at me Like I'm to blame for being me?
(If they could only see me now.)
I'm the queen of the world, And I won't let you stop me From living the life that's mine. I'm on top of the world, And I can't let you stop me, So don't even try.
She enters the ring in her usual fashion, smiling as the crowd goes insane, popping like crazy.
[Kaori:] Cut my brand new music, from my brand new album, iNFERNO!
And it does. The music gone, the roar of the crowd becomes even more apparent, and Kaori still smiles.
[Kaori:] Now, it seems to me that for some reason, every time we get a new competitor in the Women's Division, the guys in charge just love to pit them against me. Now, why is that? Could be many reasons. Like, that I'm the best damned female wrestler in the world, and the new girl needs a little help getting into the swing of things here, so they call me up to carry the load, carry the match.
She walks over to the turnbuckle and hops up, sitting down on the top buckle, legs crossed.
[Kaori:] Another reason could be that, none of the other competitors in the Women's Division ever have anything to say, so they never get booked to wrestle. But, if I'm going to be the only staple of the Women's Division, there's no plausable reason I shouldn't be the Women's Champion, outside of maybe the fact that the current champ, Akira Blaze, is so awful that even I can't carry her.
She hops off the turnbuckle and walks back to the center of the ring.
[Kaori:] Turn on your VCR's at home, people, because the HiGHLiGHT of the NiGHT is about to begin.
1. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Kaori Night vs. Kodi Lightning
Kodi debuts tonight against the self-proclaimed queen of not only the Women’s Division, but the WORLD! Either this will be a tough night for Kodi…or Kao really is just that full of herself. BTW, Quest isn’t ref, but I hear he still has a boner nevertheless. Ahh! Match is starting without me! Kodi starts off charging in, Kao drops down for the sweep but Kodi stops short and nails her right in the face with a stiff kick! What a way to make an entrance, she goes for the cover already, Kao powers out at one and a half and rolls to the outside. Kodi is right behind her, but she catches a back elbow and gets a modified Russian legsweep into the barrier at ringside! Kao clims back into the ring holding her head, but still manages to wave to all her fans. She goes to pounce on Kodi as she re-enters, Kodi with the single leg takedown into an upright figure four. She’s got good position, her body is between Kao and the ropes, but Kaori manages to sit up in the hold and fight her out with chops, but gets up favoring her right knee. Kodi hones in on it and drgs her to the middle of the ring by the leg, hitting a rapid dragon screw and locking in the hold again. Kao screams out in pain, but she refuses to give it up…her shoulders are down…1…2…shoulder up. She manages to free one leg, and kicks her way loose…but Kodi’s in control now. She kicks Kao in the gut, ax kick is dodged..Kao catches the leg, fisherman suplex…1…2…her knee can’t hold the bridge! Kodi goes for a DDT, but NiGHT reverses with a Northern NiGHTS! But again, she can’t hold the bridge… Kodi gets up and scores the DDT this time…also scoring with a second ax kick. Kao looks in trouble now…Lightning Strike-no! Kao shoves her off and hits a one-handed bulldog. The crowd knows what’s next…NiGHTsault! But she banges her knee and doesn’t cover right away! She makes the cover finally…1…2…no! Both are up slowly…Kodi goes for a kick but Kao lunges forward…Kuwahara Special 1 locked in. Kodi’s dead in the center of the ring…she tries to roll, she tries to counter…she taps!
Winner by submission: Kaori NiGHT
Time: 9:17
Audience (Strong Style): 51%
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Xavier Jacbos vs. Sam Slam
Xavier makes his way to the ring first.. He really doesn't look too worried about Sam here tonight. KENNY LOGGINS! DANGER ZONE! MY GOD!! ITS SAM SLAM!! He laughs and points at a few of the fans as he passes by. Hell, I think he just called one of them a jerk. He starts off by going right after Xavier, and hits a punch to the gut! Xavier slams Sam down HARD.. But Sam is a real man, and pops back up. Xavier with a lariat! Then a headbutt! BUT SAM RIGHT BACK WITH A PUNCH TO THE GUT!! Sam is stomping on Xavier now.. He sets up a brainbuster, but its reversed because he was trying to fix his mullet. Sam won't stay down though.. European Uppercut! Xavier back up, SAM BLOCKS THE SAMING WITH HIS HAND OVER HIS NOSE!! He points to his head, he is SOOOO smart! Xavier punches him in the face.. MOUNT ELBOWS!! Sam flips him over.. MOUNT PUNCHES! Sam follows up with an elbow drop. Another brainbuster reversed.. This time he was keeping his chain straight. Some more mount elbows by Xavier. NECKBREAKER BY SAM!!!!! BODY SLAM! BODY SLAM! He grabs Xavier from behind.. OOOOH.. Head crushed by the little man. Full nelson slam by Xavier now. He follows up with a neckbreaker. He goes for a brainbuster.. WAKIGATAME BY SAM! Snapmare.. RUNNING FIST! He whips Xavier.. OOOH! Kitchen sink. Sam tosses Xavier to the outside. XAVIER WITH A DEATH BRAND! MAH GAWD~ SAM JUST GOT SPIKED! Hook rush by Xavier! LARIAT! He pulls Sam back in.. CHOKE SLAM. And then he tosses him back out. Same comes back in, with FISTS OF FURY!! Russian Leg Sweep.. Mount punches! But Xavier breaks free.. HANSEN LARIAT! LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! He picks him up.. DARK MOON DRIVER II!~! 1........2.........3 ITS OVER!
Winner by pin fall: Xavier
Time: 13:35
Audience (Strong Style): 72%
3. <<<J-League>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Jay Rudawa vs. Heyzoos Falayfay
GOM! J-League.. They exchange drop toe holds here. Oh the humanity.. Dragon screw on JAY RUDAWA by Heyzoos. Jay gets back up.. LEG SWEEP BY HEYZOOS! He has a planned attack here, and its the Otaku legs.. Erm, or something. Jay up to his feet, he whips Heyzoos, leapfrogs over and hits an arm drag. OMFG! HASHIMOTO RUSH! MARTIAL ARTS ACTION!!! Spinning leg lock by Jay. Heyzoos gets up and aims for the crotch with a tackle. Jay gets right back up with a leg feed enzui. He goes for another.. DUCKED! DRAGON SCREW! Frankensteiner by Heyzoos! OMFG! OMFG! CRO COP HIGH KICK BY JAY! MARTIAL ARTS ACTION! HE'S SO KAWAII! Heyzoos back up.. LOW DROPKICK! He has a plan damnit. He follows up with some nasty kicks to the knee of Jay. But Jay is able to manuever him to the ground.. OMFG! GROUND HABBESIGIRI KNEE!! Followed by an atomic leg drop. OMFG! HASHIMOTO RUSH!! MORE MARTIAL ARTS KICKS! Ippionzei by Jay. TACKLE TO DA PEEP BY HEYZOOS! Blah blah, Jay hits like 12 more kick rushes, etc. TOP ROPE COMET KICK. But Heyzoos continues the leg assault. OMG! @#%$ BODY PRESS!! But its a rope break. Yet another Cro Cop high kick.. VIAGRA DRIVER! OMFUX! Another! THIS MATCH IS FULL OF SIGNATURE MOVES! Another round of Cro Cop high kicks.. And an Ohtani German to end the pain. 1.......2........ NO! Jay grabs him behind for another.. OMFG!! SHAWN CAPTURE REVERSAL!! Jay claws his way to the ropes.. His knees look damaged. Jay goes for a shouda on Heyzoos.. CAUGHT! EXPROIDAH! He goes for the cover.. 1....2...... NO! KICKOUT! Jay going for a Cro Cop kick, DUCKED! EXPLODAH '98!! Heyzoos locks in the knee cross now.. But Jay won't tap! Jay back up.. GANMENGIRI! He picks him up.. FLAMING CUTTER!! Make the cover.. Make the.. He is picking him up for another Kick! He sets it up.. HEYZOOS CATCHES THE KICK!! KNEEE CROSSSSS!! JAY TAPS!!
Winner by submission: Heyzoos Falayfay
Time: 11:58
Audience (Lucha Style): 72%
…Cut backstage to the parking lot, a black PT Cruiser with ghost flames, a neon under-light and double-wide tires pulls into the lot blaring "This is the New @#%$" by Marilyn Manson. The car comes to a stop, is turned off. The door opens and we see the figure of Sykopath. He gets out, cigarette hanging out of his mouth, mask on and a red sleeveless and black pants on (with black boots a'duh). He reaches back into his car, grabs a black duffel bag and the World Heavy Weight Championship belt. He starts walking inside.
[Cross]: That's odd, Sykopath isn't even schedueled to be here tonight...
[DeMarco]: Maybe he has some unfinished business, ya know!
[Cross]: Good point, anyway! Here comes our next to competitors!
4. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Alexander Belmont vs. Andre Eian
Belmont takes Andre down right away with a double leg tackle, mounted knuckle arrow, Andre fights him off and gets to his feet, Andre punches Belmont in the face then hits several chops across the chest, a tommy hammer knocks Belmont down, Andre starts to lift him, but Belmont trips him up, Andre back up, knuckle arrow from Belmont, Andre tries a toe kick, but Belmont grabs his leg and hits a dragon screw, Andre gets up, he reverses an irish whip to the corner, Belmont smacks off the turnbuckles, flips up and over, and lands on the apron, Andre grabs him by the head and throws him back into the ring, Belmont to his feet, Andre shoots off the ropes and nails him with an axe bomber, Andre flips Belmont onto his stomach and locks in a torture camel clutch, Andre releases the hold after a while then stomps on the lower back a few times, Belmont to his feet, kesa-giri chop rush, Belmont up again, Andre tries a razor suplex, but Belmont counters it with a vertical suplex of his own, Andre gets up into a dynamite kick rush, he manages to stay on his feet, a stomach crusher brings him down though, Belmont whips Andre to the ropes and connects with a spinebuster, elbow drop across the throat, Andre rolls out of the way of a second elbow drop and gets to his feet, Andre tries a powerbomb, but gets backdropped, Andre back up, he gets caught in the Devil Rush combo, Belmont climbs to the top rope, he leaps off with a double foot stomp, and connects. cover, 1......2.....kickout, Belmont tries the Nail in The Coffin, but Andre slips over, he hits a nice looking cobra clutch suplex, Belmont gets up, Dynamite Punch Rush from Andre, irish whip to the corner, Andre sets Belmont up on the top rope....Shadow Driver III! cover made, 1.........2........kickout! Andre tries a Shadow Driver, but gets a few elbows to the gut, Belmont hits a Turbo Drop II then pulls Andre up, Nail in The Coffin, 1........2.....kickout, Belmont pulls Andre up again, Flowstone Drop, Fool's Paradise locked in, Andre fights to get out of the hold, but Belmont has it locked in tight, Andre's struggles get weaker and weaker then just stop..Scotland checks his arm..it falls once...it falls twice...it falls thri...no! Andre keeps his arm up! Andre starts struggling again, and manages to escape the hold, both men trade punches, Andre sets up a Shadow Driver II, but Belmont slips over and hits another Flowstone Drop, neck cutting pose from Belmont, he pulls Andre up and sets the Vampire Killer up, Andre lifts him up, so Belmont is in a position similar to what he would be halfway through a norther lights suplex, Andre switches him around so he's in position for a Shadow Driver II...and connects with it, cover, 1..........2.........kickout! Andre pulls Belmont to his feet, Shadow Driver, another cover, 1..........2.........3!
Winner by pin fall: Andre Eian
Time: 16:30
Audience (Strong Style): 84%
5. <<<J-League>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Red Tornado vs. Juan Leche
Oooh, history. These guys have a lot of it too. Came in about the same time, paths frequently crossing in the junior division…now they meet here in the J-League. They waste no time being real familiar and Juan goes right after RT with a front dropkick. RT side steps and goes for a low dropkick on the ground, Juan avoids it and covers, not even a one…RT with a legsweep and a cover, still nothing, into a standoff. *cheering* RT rushes in with a kick to the gut and a single leg takedown, he goes for a sharpshooter but Juan counters with an inside cradle for barely a one. They’re up and attempt simultaneous low dropkicks, again…and again! Another standoff, this time Juan is the first to make a move, hitting a deep arm drag. He holds on and wrenches the arm, sending RT into the ropes, he ducks down, RT jumps over, leapfrog, criss-crossing!!!~ RT hits a flying body press, 1…2, kickout quickly by Juan who counters with a low dropkick. Too…many…dropkicks…feels like Mutoh’s in this match… Juan gets a headlock, into a tiger spin, into an alter kabel naria! Nice little sequence there…but RT’s able to make it to the ropes pretty easy. They repeat this little sequence several times, with varying takedowns into the submission, but RT’s able to break out pretty quick and easy every time. Juan goes for an ultra rana…holy DHIY! Crusier Bomb from NOWHERE! 1…2…he kicks out! RT is pissed! Tornado Cutter-no! Leche blocks it, into the Lechero Fall! He goes up top, Leche Splash! 1…2…RT gets his feet on the ropes! Leche goes for the LF again, but RT blocks it and this time hits his Tornado Cutter! Leche won’t stay down, so he eats a DDT! RT goes up top, tope atomico!! Cover! 1…2…no! He looks frustrated, and locks in the sharpshooter! Juan’s in the middle of the ring, but he’s slowly but surely clawing his way towatds the ropes! He’s almost there….wait!!! RT dragging him back out to the center of the ring! He’s going to have to tap now! NO! He just flipped RT! What leg strength! Leche ducks the Dallas Bones, and locks on the Leche Hold! RT submits almost immeadiately, Juan wins!
Winner by submission: Juan Leche
Time: 17:50
Audience (Lucha Style): 93%
The arena lights flicker off, and the Cowantron begins to flash, showing lights highlighting the body of a man, fairly close up.
[???:] They say you can't keep a good man down. Well, if that's the case, what hope do you have of keeping a great man down?
The lights fade, returning the Cowantron to black. A white haze begins to come into focus, the name "Gene Starr" appears to a massive crowd pop (in a spiffy logo that'll hopefully be up on the C-CWA website soon!) before the Cowantron goes black again.
6. <<<Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Prodigy vs. Catalyst
Prodigy and Cat lock up in center ring, Cat whips Prod to the ground with a crisp cyclone whip. Prod rolls right back into a corner, Cat starts pounding him with elbows… Prod blocks the last one and body slams cat into next week. Cat starts trying to roll back up, but Prod is there to start hammering him down with… uhh… hammer punches. Prod rips Cat back up and slams him down with a Schmidt backbreaker. Prod whips Cat to the ropes, Cat holds on… Prod charges in and gets a fat boot to the face. Cat runs over and grabs Prod’s leg… DRAGON SCREW!!! Cat goes to lock in the Ankle Lock, but Prod kicks him away. Both back up now, Whip to ropes by Cat… ELBOW PAT COUNTER!!! Cover….1…..2….NO! Cat shoves Prod into the corner and starts shouldering him in the gut. Prod staggers out a bit, Cat grabs him from behind… LIVER PUNCH, cat nails a jumping knee across Prod’s back and makes another cover….1…..2…..NO! Cat shoves Prod into the corner again… he winds up from some gut punches… NO! Prod hits a Mongolian chop… another… another!! He slams Cat into the corner… backs up… CHARGING LARIAT!!! Cat staggers off, Prod bounces off the ropes… WESTERN LARIAT… NO!!! CAT DUCKS… SCHOOL BOY…..1……2……NO!!!! Cat picks Prod up again… BIODYNAMIC…NO!!! Prod elbows him in the face a couple times, bounces off the ropes… SHOULDER BLOCK!!! Cover….1……2……NO!!! Prod takes Cat back down with a pendulum backbreaker and rolls to the outside. He slides in 2 chairs and a Table, my God, A TABLE!!!! Prodigy grabs a chair and picks up Cat… WHAM! Across the head… WHAM! Again… WHAM! Third one did Cat in as he falls over… Prod makes the cover….1…..2…..NO!!!! Prod sets Cat up in center ring… bounces off the ropes… CHARGING CHAIR SHOT!!! Cover….1…..2…..NO!!!!!! Prodigy says it’s over… he sets up the Table in center ring… hoists Cat up… PRODIGY BOMB… Wait… Cat wiggles free and takes out Prod’s leg with a shoulder block to the back of his kneecap!!! Cat locks in the Ankle LOCK!!! Prod is clawing for the ropes… wait… he grabs a chair and swings it back right into Cat’s arm!!! Cat lets go and clutches his arm in pain. Prodigy bounces off the ropes… WESTERN LARIAT… NO!!! CAT COUNTERS WITH A SHOTEI!!! Cover……1……2……NO!!!!!! Cat picks Prod up… FINEEESH!!!!! Back grab… BIODYNAMIC DROP… NO!!! Prod elbows free and spins behind… THROWING GERMAN!!!! Cat goes flying right into the corner!!! Prodigy charges in with a monstorous lariat… Cat bounces off… Prodigy bounces off the ropes… WESTERN LARIAT!!!! Cover….1……2…….NO!!!!!!!! Cat rolls outside the ring… Prodigy follows. Prod starts picking Cat up… NO!!! SCORCHING LEFT!!!! Catalyst hooks prodigy’s head… no he couldn’t be… TINGLING DDT!!!!!!!!! ON THE CONCRETE!!! ON THE FLOOR!!! OUCH!!! Cover……1……..2……NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Catalyst picks him up again… SECOND TINGLING DDT!!!! Prodigy pops right back up!!! He grabs Catalyst… PRODIGY BOMB ON THE CONCREATE…….1………2……..Th…NO!!!!!!!!!!!! HE KICKED OUT!!!! HE KICKED OUT!!!! Prodigy rolls Cat back into the ring, he sets up the Table again… he picks Cat up… PRODIGY BOMB!!! NO!!! Again Cat wiggles free!!!! He shoves Prodigy into the corner… No he isn’t doing this again… he turns Prod around… sets him up top backwards. Cat elbows him in the back of the head a few times then sets up the table for perfect position. He grabs Prodigy… TOP ROPE BIODYNAMIC DROP THROUGH… NO!!!! Prodigy elbows Cat in the stomach a few times and stands up on the TOP ROPE!!!! He turns around, smacks Cat in the face and starts lifting him up!!!! WAIT!!! Cat is standing on the top rope to now!!! They are elbowing back and forth… Prodigy starts to wobble a bit… Cat grabs him for a TINGLING DDT!!!! NO!!!! Prodigy elbows his way free again!!!! He bends Cat over… TOP ROPE PRODIGY BOMB!!! THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! Cover….1……2……3!!!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Prodigy
Time: 18:51
Audience (Hardcore Style): 72%
…The bell rings as Lee and Flare slide into the ring. Quest is pushed to the mat as Lee and Flare begin to lay the boots to Catalyst. The crowd begins to stir and the camera pans to the ramp, its Shadow with a steel chair! He comes in and starts swinging the chair like a mad man leaving Lee, Flare and Prodigy fleeing to the outside. Flare goes to get back in the ring but Lee and Prodigy hold him back. Shadow turns to Catalyst to help him back up. The crowd’s cheers abruptly turn into boos as Shadow nails Catalyst with the chair. Lee smiles as Team Violence make it back in the ring to pick up the pieces.
[Cross]: Now Shadow? Team Violence is growing stronger by the weeks DeMarco! When is this going to stop?
[DeMarco]: First Lee, Prodigy and Flare, now Shadow? Team Violence is running amuck, I see grey skies overhead, BY GAWD!
…Shot fades as security rush the ring.
7. <<<J-League>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Bigg Rigg vs. Dink
Quest rings the bell the match is underway!!! Dink and Rigg lock up, Rigg comes out with a drop toe hold!!! OMG DINK IS DEAD!!! J/k, @#%$ hosers. Dink hops back up… CANADIANZIGURI!!! NO! HE MISSES AND LANDS ON HIS STOMACH!!!! Dink is hurt pretty bad now… Rigg picks him up… Gotoh slam!!!! GOTOH SLAM!!! Rigg starts kicking Dink around a bit, picks him up… Suplex… NO! FACE BUSTER SUPLEX!!! Dink’s poor little tummy. Rigg picks Dink up and starts taunting… OMG DINK THROWS A HISSY FIT… Face, Face, Face, Stomach Stomach, Face, Face!!! RIGG GOES DOWN! Dink starts picking Rigg up… LOW BLOW!!! Dink doubles over in pain… Rigg locks in the STF~!!!!! Dink is hurting bad but won’t give up he kicks his little leg out… BREAK!!! Rigg picks Dink back up… Stomach cruser…. Cover……1……..2…….NO!!!! Rigg picks Dink up again… MICHINOKU DRIVER II!!!!!! Cover……1…….2…….NO!!! Dink wobbles back up… Rigg out of nowhere with a BED OF ROSES!!!! Cover…..1…….2……NO!!! Rigg says it’s over!!! He picks dink up… ROAD RAGE… NO! Dink spins around into a rana…..1……2…..3!!!! WTF!?!?!? DINK WINS!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Dink
Time: 18:30
Audience (Lucha Style): 81%
[Cross]: What an amazing match up!!
[DeMarco]: Awesome!
[Random fan in mic distance]: Could have been better..
Security guard is cued to knock out the punk fan, and Cross and DeMarco are having some last comments when..."you feel the same, until you here the devil.. CALL YOU'RE NAME!!!!!"
[Cross]: Mah Gawd mah Gawd JR!!!
[DeMarco]: Isn't that Dink's line?
[Cross]: NO!! It's SYKOPATH!!! SYKOPATH IS COMING OUT WITH THE BELT!!
[DeMarco]: But the show's almost over, he doesn't have time to make a challenge... and certainly fight it...
Sykopath pulls a mic from his back pocket and puts it up to his mouth.
[Syko]: Don't worry DeMarco, no challenges here, I pomise.
[DeMarco]: This isn't in the script....
[Syko]: I have something to say and I believe it's very important, so as your World Heavyweight Champion, I'm taking the time to do so.
[Cross]: Can't exactly argue with the man on that one..
[DeMarco]: You wouldn't very well argue with him anyway would you?
Cross shakes his head side to side in agreement to DeMarco's comment.
[Syko]: No doubt that you have all seem my latest pomotionals. I wasn't lying. It's lonely on top of the world. In fact.... it's lonely being me. And because of my famed status, it's even worse. People feel that I cannot be approached, some fear me, some hate me... hell.. back in the locker rooms I hear the talk. Don't deny it guys. You don't like me. A lot of you back there don't care for me anymore because you think I'm something that isn't true. I'm no Apocalypse. I'm no Black Knight... and fu... Hell, I certainly ain't no Ryan Rose or Crimson. To Hell with those guys. People think my ego's way out of proportion, and maybe it is.... so I need to cut away some fat. Shave off the things that weigh me down, my career down. I know you fans can get sick of seeing my matches, that you call all predict what'll happen until the newest big thing hits. I'm tired of it too. I'm sick and tired of it all. So I've decided to end the pain. End the lonliness.
[DeMarco]: I saw an Mtv special about this kind of thing...better call an ambulance, the police and a clean up crew...
[Cross]: No, he can't be that stupid to end his life. That'd be dumb. He may be psycho, but he's not stupid.
[DeMarco]: Well... fame does strange things to people, look at Curt Cobain!
[Cross]: He was murdered.... fuckin' Courtney Love whore..... I mean.. uumm... YEAH!
[Syko]: I'm sure some of you are wondering what I'm talking about.... and others of you can guess what is about to take place. It may shock you all, and it may come as a huge surprise to some of you... but I don't want to be like this anymore. I've got to end the charade, the farce. All the bullshit that I've been doing lately needs to end, so I'm going to put a stop to it now and make my final decision.
[Cross]: Oh @#%$! He is gonna do it!!!!!
[DeMarco]: I'll get the cops on the line.
Sykopath slowly, calmy leaves the ring.... and as he starts to walk upstage, he stops. He then turns to face the ring... he pulls the title off of his shoulder and looks at it....
[DeMarco]: Yes, 911? Good, Yeah, I'm fine, how are you? Wait no!! I need the police!! We may have a suicide attempt here, and IT'S ON T.V.!! We need some help! ...... yes I'll hold...
[Syko]: FROM NOW ON I WILL ONLY DEFEND THIS CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE IN THE DEATHMATCH CAGE, UNDER HARDCORE RULES!
Sykopath puts the microphone up to his lips and shouts.
[Syko]: WHY!?!?! BECAUSE I AM THE BADDEST MOTHER @#%$ IN THIS HOUSE AND YOU ARE ALL GUARANTEED TO BLEED!!
Sykopath reels back and hurls the mic into the ring, letting it slam against the mat with a tremendous ressonent thud!.
[DeMarco]: Uummm.. sorry, false alarm. Sorry.
[Cross]: ..... oooooooooh shiiii....
8. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
SPUNK w/ Dante Black vs. BEYOND w/ Deadbody Man
Spunk hits an elbow pat to start the match off, Beyond retaliates with an elbow pat of his own, this continues a few more times, Beyond gets the upper hand and hits a body slam, Spunk right to his feet, Beyond punches him in the face, hits a snapmare, then a knee drop across the throat, Spunk up again, Beyond clubs him down again with a few tommy hammers, Beyond whips Spunk to the ropes, he charges after him and hits an axe bomber, knocking Spunk over the top rope to the outside. Spunk lands right next to Dante, who helps him to his feet, Spunk slides back into the ring, he runs at Beyond and knocks him on his ass with a kenka kick, Beyond to his feet, Spunk hits a body knee lift then gets behind Beyond and hits a backbrain high kick, a few more elbow pat's from Spunk, then he throws Beyond to the outside, Deadbody Man pulls Beyond up to his feet and they start talking, Beyond climbs back into the ring just as Scotland starts a count-out. Spunk hits him with a body knee lift rush then a double arm suplex, Beyond right back up, Spunk tries a dynamite middle kick, but Beyond grabs his leg and throws him to the mat, Spunk back up, Beyond with a headbutt, and another, schmidt backbreaker, boston crab applied, Spunk reaches the ropes fairly quickly, Beyond lifts Spunk and smashes his face off the top turnbuckle a few times before flooring him again with a swoop backdrop, Spunk gets to his feet, irish whip by Beyond, he nails a jumping high kick followed by a side suplex, cover, 1.......2.kickout, Beyond lifts Spunk to his feet and smacks him in the face a few times, knocking him down to one knee, Beyond tries a shining wizard, but Spunk moves out of the way just as he stands on his knee, sending Beyond face first into the mat, Spunk quickly locks in an STF, remember, the F is for @#%$, folks. Beyond reaches the ropes, but the move did a fair bit of damage, Spunk pulls Beyond to his feet and connects with the dynamite middle kick, he follows this up with several quick belly to belly suplexes, Beyond sits up, and gets hit with a soccer ball kick to the back, Beyond to his feet, Spunk tries for an STO, but Beyond elbows him his head and throws him out of the ring, Beyond starts distracting Mr Scotland, which allows DBM to start laying into Spunk, Dante sees this, and sprints round to attack DBM, they both start brawling, Beyond points this out to Mr Scotland, who goes to break it up, Beyond slides out of the ring and grabs a chair from the timekeeper, he waits for Spunk to get to his feet and then swings for him, Spunk ducks under the swing then dropkicks the chair into Beyond's face, Scotland manages to get Dante and DBM apart then turns around to see Spunk about to hit Beyond with the chair, he pulls it off of Spunk and throws it to the ground, this gives Beyond a chance to hit a reverse DDT, he pulls Spunk back to his feet and smacks his face off the apron before rolling him into the ring, Beyond follows him in, Spunk gets to his feet, Beyond hits an Oklahoma Stampede, cover, 1......2....kickout, Beyond pulls Spunk to his feet again, he sets up a powerbomb, but Spunk backdrops him, Beyond gets up, Spunk connects with a gamengiri then lifts him up again, STO, cover, 1........2..kickout, Spunk hits a dynamite knee lift then whips Beyond to the corner, face wash, Spunk pulls Beyond to his feet and does the hip dancing pose, Spunk Tombstone Driver! cover, 1.......2......DBM reaches in and puts one of Beyond's feet on the ropes! Scotland stops the count, Dante gets up onto the apron to complain, DBM slides in the chair that was being used earlier while Scotland is distracted, Beyond picks it up and cracks Spunk right in the head with it, then throws it out of the ring, Beyond turns Scotland around and makes a cover, 1.......2......Spunk kicks out! Beyond mounts Spunk for the Botax Elbow, after he finishes with that he pulls Spunk to his feet..gets behind him....Lobotomy! cover, 1.......2.....Dante puts Spunk's foot on the rope this time! DBM gets on the apron, Dante goes around and pulls him down, kick to the gut, Blackout set up, DBM backdrops him, Dante back up, low blow from DBM, SIX FEET DEEP ON THE OUTSIDE!, Beyond hits the shining wizard on the inside, Spunk gets right back to his feet, Beyond goes for the Bleeding Heart, but Spunk ducks under it, Spunk nails the ClimaXXX! 1.......2.......3!!
Winner by pin fall: SPUNK
Time: 23:02
Audience (Strong Style): 90%
…Dante Black and DBM immediately jump into the ring and start trading punches as Spunk and BEYOND stagger up, still glaring at one another.
[Cross]: "This looks like it's just going to get nastier!"
[DeMarco]: "Wait, what's that?"
[Cross]: "What?"
[DeMarco]: "There!"
DeMarco points to a section of the crowd that is opening up beside the ring. A man dressed in torn jeans, a t-shirt, and a ski mask jumps the barrier, holding a baseball bat. He jumps into the ring and smashes it against DBM's lower back, crumpling the giant to the ground. With two quick swings, BEYOND and Dante Black both go down! Spunk stands aghast, and looks ready mix it up as the stranger circles him, then motions for a microphone.
[Masked Man]: "Sorry about these three other guys, but they were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Hey..isn't that Asian Penguin with the grey make-up?"
[DeMarco]: "That voice..."
[Masked Man]: "Anyways, so you thought our business was finished, Spunky Poo? One little match and that's that? No more me? Well let me tell you, I couldn't stay gone for long. This ring is in my blood, Spunky. It runs deep in me. It always has. And now it's time for you to remember..."
The crowd is booing in defense of Spunk. The stranger slowly reaches up and pulls off the mask, which silences the rabid crowd.
[Cross]: "It is him! RYAN ROSE IS BACK!"
Spunk's eyes widen and then shift into a scowl. Half of the crowd begins to cheer as the other half sits in silent shock. Rose jumps forward and pulls the bat back, ready to swing. Spunk flinches...and the lights go out. After a few seconds, they come back on, and Spunk, seemingly unharmed, looks around wildly for the disappeared Rose. In the place where he stood lays a single red rose. Suddenly the arena is filled with the sound of "The Red," by Chevelle.
[Cross]: "RYAN ROSE HAS RETURNED! AND IT SEEMS HE WANTS TO PICK UP RIGHT WERE HE LEFT OFF!"
[DeMarco]: “BY GAWD, BY GAWD! RYAN ROSE! RYAN ROSE!”
[Fade]