Post by CyberTranz on Sept 21, 2009 20:33:13 GMT -6
…The show starts off with the usual fireworks and camera panning around the arena. Cameras by pass the announcers this time and zoom strait to the stage. The entire C-CWA locker starts coming out standing side by side with each other. Brian Lee stands in front of everyone with microphone in hand.
[Lee]: Here at the C-CWA, we would like to pay respect for all those that lost their lives one year ago. Join us with a moment of silence.
…The arena goes quiet as the sound of the ring bell echoes three times. The bell stops ringing and the shot fades to black.
1. <<<Tornado Tag Match>>> (Referee: Paul)
The Sharpshooters vs. Bigg Rigg & Jamie Jones
And here we go; winner of this goes onto to fight the champs for the belts in the main event. The Sharpshooters show off their tag team skills with a double backdrop on Rigg, Jones comes in and delivers the drop toehold on Jacob. Jacob retaliates with the elbow to the head, both Sharpshooters back in the mix and delivers the double dropkick tot Jones. Rigg is seen enough and takes Abdula down with the dragon screw. Strangle hold @ applied but Abdula is in the ropes. Both men back up to their feet and Abdula hits an impressive lifting takedown. On the other side, Jacob goes from behind and hits the German suplex, Jones gets the shoulder up at 2. Looks like the Sharpshooters have everything under control. Rigg is being stretch out with the STF in the corner as Jacob has the sharpshooter locked in on Jones. Jones is able to break free and helps Rigg in the corner. Rigg nails a reverse brainbuster on Abdula as Jones ascends the top, Abdula gets back up to his feet and Jones hit the tornado DDT. Quick cover but Jacob is there to make the break. Jones now goes over to Jacob and takes him down with the Russian leg sweep, Jones tries to locks in a crippler crossface but Jacob is in the ropes. Abdula on the other side is trying to gain the advantage on Rigg but Rigg is able to hit his version of the Haiti Edge. Rigg goes to the apron as Jones has Jacob locked in, springboard hurricane rana on Abdula and Deep Impact on Jacob, Paul goes down for both covers, no! Both Tonga brothers kick out at the last second. Abdula now sends Jones to the ropes and follows up with the head scissors, Jones is back up and Jacob clotheslines Jones over the top following him out. In the ring, Rigg has Jacob set up, Road… Jacob slips down, fisherman’s suplex, the cover but Rigg kicks out. Rigg tries a mid kick but Abdula blocks it, Tonga Half Crab applied! Rigg tires to inch his way to the ropes but Abdula brings him back. Paul checks on Rigg as he slowly is fading, judgement call and Paul calls for the bell.
Winner by submission: The Sharpshooters
Time: 13:38
Audience (Freestyle): 85%
--Abdula jumps out of the ring with his brother Jacob, Ab grabs a mike before starting up the ramp. He points to Bigg Rigg--
Abdula: So is this how a REAL tag team kicks ass? You're damn RIGHT it is! WE'RE the only REAL tag team in this whole damn company! And by the way, I didn't just kick your ass for me and my brother. I did it for Flipper too! Remember, Rigg: NOBODY likes a dolphin-@#%$!
--With that, the Sharpshooters head to the backstage area--
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Jay vs. Daredevil
Jay strolls down to the ring, a little too sure of himself. And he has reason to be. Here comes the new C-CWA recruit Daredevil. He hands the belt to referee, as Daredevil offers a hand…and he takes it!…and turns it into a test of strength as the bell rings. Jay gets the better hand and hits him with a quick drop toe hold. Daredevil decides he’ll have none of that, and dishes out two snapmares in a row…and a reverse STF! Jay breaks out of it fairly quickly, and gets to his feet, steaming mad. Daredevil takes Jay down with an elbow, and goes for another STF…but he only gets a firm kick in the teeth. They stand up, and another TOS ending up in Jay giving Daredevil a drop toe hold. Daredevil gets back up…cyclone whip to Daredevil! He gets back up, and they begin to fight, going around the ring. A headlock here, occasional scoop slams, cyclone whips…and Daredevil goes for a pin! Ooooh, he doesn’t even get a one count…They get back up…and Daredevil with Over the Edge! He goes for another scoop slam after picking Jay up, but Jay falls behind him, and turns him around…powerful elbow smash! A cyclone whip…why to the ropes…flying body attack on Daredevil! Kick out before the count, though. They both get to their feet…Jay is officially In Motion! Daredevil gets up…Jay goes for it again, but he reverses! He picks Jay up, but Jay fights back with a quick slap…and he’s In Motion again! He picks Daredevil up, back grapple, Uranage! Daredevil gets up, but Jay quickly takes him down with a rapid dragon screw. He brings him up…WHOA! TRIBUTE TO HIDE! Jay brings Daredevil up and they lock up (again). Jay quickly hits Daredevil with a sweep. They both lay on the ground for a little…and get up at the same time. Quick kicks to the gut from Jay, and Daredevil goes down. Japan Rolling Leg Clutch by Jay! ONE…TWO….No!! They get up, and Jay hits Daredevil with a quick kick combo. Jay walks over…Iron Claw! Daredevil doesn’t tap, but he’s busted wide open! TRIBUTE TO HIDE!! TRIBUTE TO HIDE!! Jay picks Daredevil up…flying body attack! ONE…TWO…THR-NO! Kick out Right before the three! Daredevil, attempting to make a come back now…twisted backdrop on Jay! Daredevil goes over to the fallen Jay and locks on a half Boston crab! And just as soon as its locked on, Jay shakes him off. They stand up, Daredevil quite dazed. Jay mocks Daredevil, then hits another high kick combo. He runs to the ropes, and hit a flashing elbow…but misses his mark! Daredevil bolts up, and hits Jay with a Northern Lights Bomb! Going for a pin…Only a one count! They both get to their feet…Jay whipped to the corner… Jay’s set up top… Super Diamond Cutter!! The growd is going wild at the high paced action of these two young superstars! Daredevil locks in an alter Kabel Naria, but Jay reaches the ropes before the pain sets in. Jay flips over Daredevil after a scoop slap attempt…and he goes In Motion again! Half Boston locked onto Daredevil’s semi-weakened knees (Duh.), but Daredevil shakes him off. They both get up, and Jay kicks Daredevil in the gut, and down he goes! Jay goes up top on his own accord, and goes for a landing body press. He makes contact, but it was on the wrong side. Jay picks the stunned Daredevil up…Dolphin Special! Ooh, but Daredevil gets his legs on the ropes. Spinning Dropkick on Jay! And there’s another Alter Kabel Naria, but Jay breaks loose after a long while. Daredevil picks Jay up…BREAKING POINT! BREAKING POINT!! THIS COULD BE IT!! Huh? The ref gave a slow count! Only one! Odd…Daredevil and Mr. Burez are arguing. Meanwhile, Jay sneaks up from behind…but Daredevil catches him! BREAKING POINT, AGAIN!!! But, instead of going for the pin, he locks in a sleeper hold, but Jay breaks up the hold. And…Uranage on Daredevil! Jay brings him up…but Daredevil hits a Haiti Thunder! Daredevil brings Jay up…and another! And brought up again…BREAKING POINT!! YET AGAIN!! Wow. This has turned into a squashm preatty much. Daredevil hits another Haiti Thunder.And ANOTHER Breaking Point! He picks him up…oh, that does NOT look healthy. Deadly Back Drop on Jay! Brought up by Daredevil…Northern Lights Bomb. Theme? Possibly. From behind, again…Michinoku Driver! ONE…TWO…THRE-NO! Jay is a resilient one at this point. OH! Jay finally mounts a comeback…with a Breaking Point! Giving Daredevil a taste of his own medicine…running Flashing Elbow on Daredevil! They get up, and lock up… And another Breaking Point, this one coming from Jay! They lock up again…Fisherman’s Buster from Daredevil! And a Reverse STF…AND JAY TAPS!
Winner by submission: Daredevil
Time: 21:34
Audience (Freestyle): 82%
Barry Wood saunters down to the ring with microphone in hand, the Inferno theme playing on in the background. He steps up to address the crowd to boos.
[Wood]: I am hardcore! Believe me, I’m going to win this match. I’ve got the best mike skills, I’m gonna jam this microphone right in Cynthia’s face and make her submit. I’ll never get beaten by a woman!
Without warning, Cynthia flies out from the crowd and enters behind Barry. She grabs him by his hair, sitting down into a kinda reverse DDT. She’s not got much skill, but veracity is certainly on her side. Mounted punches to Wood as he struggles to regain momentum. Wood finally escapes, and reaches for the microphone. He begins to hit Cynthia’s back, forcing her to floor. Wood stands astride her.
[Wood]: Make it quick Cynthia. Two little words and it’ll all be over darling. Come on, take the easy way out.
[Cynthia]: I.. think you suck Wood!
Low blow kick to Wood! Barry’s on his knees. Cynthia escapes, and runs over to the ropes, she comes off with a clothesline, following with a fist drop. Wood retaliates with a clumsy takedown, before climbing the turnbuckle – he gets scared though, and quickly comes down again. Cynthia charges the turnbuckle, but Wood turns and throws her over the top rope – clumsy landing from Cynthia. Wood sprints into a baseball slide, but a figure charges down the entrance ramp – Alpha Warrior jumps in, catching Wood by the legs as he come through the ropes before launching him into a colossal snake eyes onto the ramp. Alpha’s wearing a t-shirt – it reads ‘Got Wood?’ Cynthia rips the ring apron up, revealing a table. It’s set up at ringside, and Wood is hauled over. Cynthia jumps up and down as Warrior – Lightning Bomb! Wood is down, and hurting. Alpha flips him off before grabbing Cynthia and kissing her passionately, groping her in the process. The Firstborn ascends the turnbuckle to the adulation of the crowd as Cynthia begs Wood to give it up.
[Wood]: Ugh. Screw it. I quit, you whore.
Cynthia slaps him. Alpha, neck brace and all, picks Cynthia up in his arms and walks off to the back. Matt H comes out to clear up the table as Wood is left reeling.
[DeMarco]: I don’t think anybody’s moving Wood. Is he gonna be in that heap all night?
[Cross]: Looks like it. Guess somebody thought it was a bit dangerous to tell Matt H to go and 'grab wood in the arena'. Anyway, on with the next match!
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes Jr.)
Hido Yamamoto vs. Tape Cracker
It's your favorite neighborhood pr0nstar, here bringing you Hot Lesbian Action! Good, now I've got your attention. Tape and Hido lock up mid-ring in a ToS, Hido taking the advantage with a big right hand. He goes for the Deep Impact early, but gets rejected by Tape who counters with the w. wrist armsault. He whips Hido into the ropes and meets him with a stepping palm blow, then slaps on the front choke sleeper. Hido struggles a bit, but gets to the ropes and frees himself eventually. Tape up first, looking for the Cracker-Plex, but Hido blocks it and goes downstairs with a low blow. That can't feel too good for lil' Tape. Hido makes the quick cover, not even a 1. Tape stands up, right into the Dark Torment! He's in excrutiating pain, lucky for him the hold's illegal. Or maybe it's not so lucky, Hido's refusing to break! Ref JH Jr. starts his count, and gets to 4 9/10 before Hido even thinks about letting go, but he's a quick thinker, and so he does. Tape collapses to the mat and Hido slaps on the scorpion deathlock. Their in the middle of the ring, so Tape has to fight nearly two minutes before he finally reaches the ropes. His lower back's got to be killing him, but he slowly works his way up to his feet. Hido's waiting with a headbutt, but Tape ducks, and sends Hido for the ride with a HUGE Cracker-Plex! Hido back to his feet quickly, another Crack-Plex! Cracker locks him up, and nails the trifecta with a Cracker-Plex '02! He holds on though and rolls through, another Cracker-Plex '02! Damn, this is getting repetitive. After about 4 or 5 more, Tape FINALLY stops, but now Hido's in the ropes, so it was all for nothing. Hido gets up slower than Matt H did in all his 68, 837 losses here in the C-CWA, but somehow has the presence of mind to dodge a palm blow and counter with the Demon's Clutch! He's looking desperate now, and locks back on the Dark Torment! It's an illegal hold and Tape's in the ropes, but Hido doesn't care. He's squeezing and pulling like a madman. Ref JH Jr.'s had enough, and DQ's Hido. A squad of refs come down to ringside and finally pry him off, but not before he puts a hurtin' on Tape's manhood.
Winner by DQ: Tape Cracker
Time: 10:50
Audience (Freestyle): 78%
<<<Tornado Tag Sleepover Pillowfight Strip Poker Match>>>
Hando & Curry Man vs. H. L. A
Special Guest Referee: Duff Man
Special Guest Timekeeper: Powersurge
Hando and Curry enter the ring, as do two lovely ladies. They all take a seat at a round table in the center of the ring, surrounded by pillows & sleeping bags. Referee Duff Man grabs a mic.
[Duff Man]: OH YEAH! It's time for the match everybody came to see! The C-CWA Tornado Tag Champions vs. Candy & Angel, members of the H. L. A!
Atomic crowd pop
[Duff Man]: OH YEAH! Time for the rules! The goal of this match is simple: get your opponents BUCK NAKED!
Crowd pops at such a high pitch, you can't even hear it, kinda like a dog whistle.
[Duff Man]: But how do we accomplish this? Through a game of STRIP POKER!
Uh...you know....POP.
[Duff Man]: And in between hands, we pillowfight, OH YEAH!
One last piz-op, and Duff Man rings the bell. Curry deals.
[Angel]: I'll take 2.
[Candy]: 3.
[Hando]: I'm straight.
[Curry]: Dealer takes a SPICY one!
Curry deals the new cards.
[Duff Man]: Alright ladies, lay down!
The girls shrug, then begin to get into the sleeping bags.
[Duff Man]: The cards ladies, the CARDS! We'll get to the sleeping bags later, OH YEAH!
The girls lay down first. Angel has 3 sevens. Candy has two pair. Hando and Curry slap high five and lay down. Somehow, they both have 5 aces!
[Duff Man]: Hando & Curry win hand one, OH YEAH!
Angel and Candy remove their shirts.
[Cross]: This is the greatest match in C-CWA history!
[DeMarco]: God I love my job!
[Duff Man]: Pillowfight!
All four competitors grab their pillows, and Hando and Curry are about to go off on each other. That is, until they see Angel & Candy hitting each other with the pillows. Their pillows just drop to the side and they stare. A few moments later, almost simultaneously, they move their pillows over their waists. Almost looks like they're trying to hide something. Hmmm.....wonder what it could be? Hando & Curry shuffle over to Duff Man and motion towards the table. Duff Man grins, then nods.
[Duff Man]: Alright ladies, time for hand 2!
The four sit down, and go through the same process as before, this time with Candy dealing. They lay down, and Angel wins hand 2 with a full house! But she decides for HER team to take off their clothes! Yay!
[DeMarco]: Well, that doesn't make much sense....
[Cross]: Why not, they ARE lesbians!
[DeMarco]: Oh yeah.......OH YEAH!
[Cross]: It's a good thing too. I like Hando & Curry and all, but I don't want to see the Amphibiously Spicy units.
[DeMarco]: Amen.
We all know what happened last time they pillowfought, and Curry & Hando remember. They decide to play cards until the finish. The game goes back and forth, each time the ladies removing their clothes. Eventually, both ladies are undoing their bras, but C-CWA is a family show, so we've gotta fade. I know, it sucks. Too bad we're not there live right? Oh well...
Hando & Curry win, via H. L. N (Hot Lesbian Nudity)
Time: Not long enough
Audience (Freestyle): 100%
4. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Tranzfusion vs. Jonathon Teclick
Contestants are in the ring, Tranz and Tecklick come face to face to stare each other down, Patrick Quest separates the two and calls for the bell, the match is underway! A few ToS, finally Tecklick takes advantage and slams Tranz hard on the mat. Tranz tries to come back with a body slam of his own, but Tecklick pops right back up, and continues his punch and stomp combination. Back to back stalling suplex’s by Tecklick, Tranz fights to his feat only to receive a kick to the groin, the crowd moans in pain. Tecklick from behind, big elbow by Tranz, followed by a punch to the guy, and another. Tecklick is down and Tranz goes for THE TRANZFIXER!!! Tecklick goes nuts and ends up kneeing Tranz in the head. Some more punching, Tecklick whips Tranz into the ropes and performs a tilt-a-whirl slam, Tranz back to his feat and he whips Tecklick into the corner, Tranz hesitates a bit to long and Tecklick nails him with a giant DDT. Tranz hits a vertical suplex on Tecklick for 2, as Tecklick kicks out, Tranz locks on the Tranzfixer again, Tecklick finds his way to the ropes. He gets up a bit dizzy and Tranz nails him with a chin crusher, followed by a Figure 4. Tecklick screams in pain but refuses to give up, he finally makes it to the ropes. Quest breaks the hold and starts talking to Tranz about whatever it is ref’s say to wrestlers, Tecklick takes advantage and low blows Tranz. Tranz shakes off the low blow and nails a bulldog, he turns to taunt to the crowd and Tecklick sneaks up and nails an 0 Negative, he then mounts Tranz and visciously punches him in the face until he bleeds. Tranz, obviously hurt by the attack staggers to his feat, Tecklick nails a Jumping DDT for 2, Tranz isn’t done yet. Tranz hits a huge backspin kick, and follows it up with a La Magistral for 2. Tecklick is PO’d now and pops up to his feat; he whips Tranz into corner and then charges in with a Clothesline. Tranz starts staggering around and Tecklick demolishes him with an 0 Negative. Tranz is out cold and Tecklick laughs and goes for a cover…1…2…3, that’s all she wrote.
Winner by pin fall: Jonathan Teclick
Time 10:01
Audience (Freestyle): 80%
5. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: Paul)
Deadbody Man vs. Sykopath
Oh boy, seeing this big cage always makes me wonder how the arena is able to pay their electricity bill, oh well. Bell sounds and DBM goes strait on the attack with a few clubbing blows to the back of the head. Syko manages to get the drop toehold and then a scoop slam before DBM comes back with his raw power. DBM looks for an early powerbomb but Syko counters it with the facebuster, back in the grapple and DBM attempts the choke slam but Syko this time reveres it into the cyclone whip. DBM can’t believe it and kicks Syko in the gut, apparently we have a tombstone coming up, Syko reverses that too and hits a tombstone of his own. Wow, three reverses in a row, DBM’s had enough and sends Syko in the cage, repeatedly! DBM is out of control and Syko can’t seem to stay on defence now, Syko whipped again sending more volts threw his system. DBM picks him up and he’s bleeding badly under the mask. DBM drops down now and begins to hit some cruel mounted punches, Syko find some life and fight him off. Back in the tie up now and Syko shows more life by hitting the chin crusher, DBM is back up to his feet and now DBM goes into the cage headfirst. I don’t know if seeing your own blood helps but it seems to be helping Syko. DBM gets back up to his feet and Syko take shim down with the Jesters Noose, DBM is down and Syko pulls out the sickle. Nasty, DBM is being cut up like a thanksgiving turkey, Syko finally lets go. Syko now goes from behind but DBM counters; whip to the cage, Syko quickly bounces off tearing some of his gear on the cage and walks right into a chokeslam. DBM attempts the cover but Syko gets the shoulder up. DBM takes him down with the axe handle and drops down with the knee drop to the small of the back. Syko gets back up and DBM grabs him by the throat and presses him against the cage with the neck hanging tree. DBM finally lets him drop. DBM picks him up by his mask and locks up again, Last Rights! DBM with another cover but Syko won’t stay down. DBM has seen enough and calls for the end, Six Feet… no! Syko slips out, End To… BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! The smoke clears and both me are down, Paul goes to check on them, there not getting up folks.
Draw
Time: 15:00
Audience: n/a
6. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Brian Lee vs. Ryan Rose
Brian Lee starts trash talking Rose, Rose says something back, and Lee smacks him across the face, Quest calls for the bell, the match is underway. A few ToS with no winner, Rose takes the initiative and throws Lee down, Lee gets right back up and delivers a drop toe hold, Rose pops right back up and he looks pissed. A few more ToS, then Rose cyclone whips over to the corner, Lee gets up and Rose charges at him, Lee hits a drop toehold and Rose’s face smashes into the bottom turnbuckle. An exchange of blows, Lee whiffs a punch and Rose waterwheel drops him into the mat. Rose starts nailing Lee with a series of punches and kicks, Lee finally catches a leg and hits a rapid dragon screw followed by a guillotine drop for 1. This doesn’t discourage Rose, as he comes right back with more kicks and punches, once again Lee catches the leg and… ENZIGURI!!! Both men are down, Lee is first up and puts Rose in a La Magistral, but it was way to close to the ropes, and the ref breaks the pin. Lee drags Rose away from the ropes and puts him in a jackknife hold for 1. He quickly goes for another, but Rose kicks out at 1 ½. Lee picks up Rose, but is on the receiving end of a sole butt followed by a back flipping kick. Rose locks in a Boston Crab, but Lee gets out immediately, he then proceeds to roll outside the ring to catch his breath. Lee takes advantage outside and tosses Rose back in the ring. Both men get up and Lee hits THE GIMMICK BUSTER!!! Which is followed by a jackknife hold…1…2… NO! Rose is upset and hits an Ace Crusher out of nowhere, he quickly follows that up with an electric chair drop, he goes for a cover…1…2…th.. NO!!!! Lee jumps to his feat and hits an electric chair drop of his own… Rose stumbles to his feat, it’s the Gimmick Buster, followed by a moonsault pin…1…2…No. Rose jacks Lee in the face, and then locks in a boston crab, Lee struggles to the ropes for a break. Both contestants up, Lee hits an Ace Crusher 2, followed by a beautiful enziguri. Rose back to his feat, he hits another Ace Crusher, and then runs to the ropes and goes for a Beast Knee drop, Lee rolls out of the way and Rose lands hard on his knees, Lee runs over and hits yet another gimmick buster followed by a moonsault pin for 1…2…3!
Winner by pin fall: Brian Lee
Time: 11:31
Audience (Freestyle): 75%
7. <<<Tornado Tag Championship>>> (Referee: Paul)
The Sharpshooters vs. Hando & Curry Man(c)
Both tag teams winded from their warm up matches, well the Sharpshooters are anyway. Both teams are in and Curry starts off like a house on fire, scoop slam on Jacob and then a scoop slam on Abdula. Hando is there to deliver some knife edge chops to Abdula, Abdula counters now and sends him into the ropes, head scissors take down rejuvenates the Sharpshooters. Jacob and Abdula now hits the double suplex on Curry, Jacob bounces off the ropes and hits Curry with the elbow as Abdula bounces off the other and hits the knee drop. Hando is back up to his feet and locks in the victory cross arm lock on Abdula, Jacob is there to make the save. Curry comes from behind on Jacob and connects with the face crusher, Curry now drops down with the guillotine leg drop, Abdula in the corner hits Hando with the sole butt to the lower back, Hando turns around and Abdula is there once again only this time with the sole butt combo. Abdula looks for the Tonga Half Crab but Hando wisely makes it to he ropes. Jacob is back in control with Curry in the corner, both men grapple and Jacob hits the northern lights suplex, what a bridge but Curry kicks out. Hando and Abdula tie back up, sole butt to the ribs and Hando follows up with the overhead kick, Hando shoots strait to the top, King Of Frog Splash! The cover but Jacob is there to make the save. The go behind on Hando and Jacob takes him down with the twisted backdrop, STF applied but Hando shoots him off, Jacob is back up to his feet and Hando hit the peace crusher 2. Hando now shows off some of his submission skills and locks Jacob in the fish stretch sleeper, Jacob is about to tap but Abdula comes over to make the save. Curry taps the shoulder of Abdula, mito clutch! The cover but Abdula is able to get the shoulder up. Jacob goes over to Curry, German suplex, Curry lands on his feet, Jacob turns around, Spicy Drop! The cover but Abdula makes the save. All four men are back up and the pace quickens, Curry hits the body clutch slam on Jacob as Abdula takes Hando out with another sole butt combo, Curry ascends the top as Abdula locks in the Tonga Half Crab, moonsault from Curry but Hando is being stretched out. Jacob is able to kick out, Curry goes over to help Hando but Jacob holds the foot, Abdula leans back for more pressure, Hando taps!
Winners and NEW Tornado Tag Champions: The Sharpshooters
Time: 12:18
Audience (Freestyle): 85%
--Abdula runs out of the ring and grabs a mike. Jacob joins him
outside the ring as they raise their belts--
Abdula: How was THAT for a dive, you punk-ass bitches? Did you guys seriously expect people to beleive that you've been LETTING us win all those matches in the last few weeks? You get ONE lucky win and you're all bragging about how we can't beat you? Well looky what we have here! NEW tag team champions! And you know what? We hope that you two can get yourselves a #1 contender's spot REAL soon, because we're ACHING to defend these titles, and since you two jokes are the closest thing to a tag team as far as competition goes, it'll be our pleasure to show you taht yes, we can very well beat you. OVER and OVER AGAIN! Let's go, Jake!
--And the new tag team champions make their way backstage--
[Fade]
[Lee]: Here at the C-CWA, we would like to pay respect for all those that lost their lives one year ago. Join us with a moment of silence.
…The arena goes quiet as the sound of the ring bell echoes three times. The bell stops ringing and the shot fades to black.
1. <<<Tornado Tag Match>>> (Referee: Paul)
The Sharpshooters vs. Bigg Rigg & Jamie Jones
And here we go; winner of this goes onto to fight the champs for the belts in the main event. The Sharpshooters show off their tag team skills with a double backdrop on Rigg, Jones comes in and delivers the drop toehold on Jacob. Jacob retaliates with the elbow to the head, both Sharpshooters back in the mix and delivers the double dropkick tot Jones. Rigg is seen enough and takes Abdula down with the dragon screw. Strangle hold @ applied but Abdula is in the ropes. Both men back up to their feet and Abdula hits an impressive lifting takedown. On the other side, Jacob goes from behind and hits the German suplex, Jones gets the shoulder up at 2. Looks like the Sharpshooters have everything under control. Rigg is being stretch out with the STF in the corner as Jacob has the sharpshooter locked in on Jones. Jones is able to break free and helps Rigg in the corner. Rigg nails a reverse brainbuster on Abdula as Jones ascends the top, Abdula gets back up to his feet and Jones hit the tornado DDT. Quick cover but Jacob is there to make the break. Jones now goes over to Jacob and takes him down with the Russian leg sweep, Jones tries to locks in a crippler crossface but Jacob is in the ropes. Abdula on the other side is trying to gain the advantage on Rigg but Rigg is able to hit his version of the Haiti Edge. Rigg goes to the apron as Jones has Jacob locked in, springboard hurricane rana on Abdula and Deep Impact on Jacob, Paul goes down for both covers, no! Both Tonga brothers kick out at the last second. Abdula now sends Jones to the ropes and follows up with the head scissors, Jones is back up and Jacob clotheslines Jones over the top following him out. In the ring, Rigg has Jacob set up, Road… Jacob slips down, fisherman’s suplex, the cover but Rigg kicks out. Rigg tries a mid kick but Abdula blocks it, Tonga Half Crab applied! Rigg tires to inch his way to the ropes but Abdula brings him back. Paul checks on Rigg as he slowly is fading, judgement call and Paul calls for the bell.
Winner by submission: The Sharpshooters
Time: 13:38
Audience (Freestyle): 85%
--Abdula jumps out of the ring with his brother Jacob, Ab grabs a mike before starting up the ramp. He points to Bigg Rigg--
Abdula: So is this how a REAL tag team kicks ass? You're damn RIGHT it is! WE'RE the only REAL tag team in this whole damn company! And by the way, I didn't just kick your ass for me and my brother. I did it for Flipper too! Remember, Rigg: NOBODY likes a dolphin-@#%$!
--With that, the Sharpshooters head to the backstage area--
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Jay vs. Daredevil
Jay strolls down to the ring, a little too sure of himself. And he has reason to be. Here comes the new C-CWA recruit Daredevil. He hands the belt to referee, as Daredevil offers a hand…and he takes it!…and turns it into a test of strength as the bell rings. Jay gets the better hand and hits him with a quick drop toe hold. Daredevil decides he’ll have none of that, and dishes out two snapmares in a row…and a reverse STF! Jay breaks out of it fairly quickly, and gets to his feet, steaming mad. Daredevil takes Jay down with an elbow, and goes for another STF…but he only gets a firm kick in the teeth. They stand up, and another TOS ending up in Jay giving Daredevil a drop toe hold. Daredevil gets back up…cyclone whip to Daredevil! He gets back up, and they begin to fight, going around the ring. A headlock here, occasional scoop slams, cyclone whips…and Daredevil goes for a pin! Ooooh, he doesn’t even get a one count…They get back up…and Daredevil with Over the Edge! He goes for another scoop slam after picking Jay up, but Jay falls behind him, and turns him around…powerful elbow smash! A cyclone whip…why to the ropes…flying body attack on Daredevil! Kick out before the count, though. They both get to their feet…Jay is officially In Motion! Daredevil gets up…Jay goes for it again, but he reverses! He picks Jay up, but Jay fights back with a quick slap…and he’s In Motion again! He picks Daredevil up, back grapple, Uranage! Daredevil gets up, but Jay quickly takes him down with a rapid dragon screw. He brings him up…WHOA! TRIBUTE TO HIDE! Jay brings Daredevil up and they lock up (again). Jay quickly hits Daredevil with a sweep. They both lay on the ground for a little…and get up at the same time. Quick kicks to the gut from Jay, and Daredevil goes down. Japan Rolling Leg Clutch by Jay! ONE…TWO….No!! They get up, and Jay hits Daredevil with a quick kick combo. Jay walks over…Iron Claw! Daredevil doesn’t tap, but he’s busted wide open! TRIBUTE TO HIDE!! TRIBUTE TO HIDE!! Jay picks Daredevil up…flying body attack! ONE…TWO…THR-NO! Kick out Right before the three! Daredevil, attempting to make a come back now…twisted backdrop on Jay! Daredevil goes over to the fallen Jay and locks on a half Boston crab! And just as soon as its locked on, Jay shakes him off. They stand up, Daredevil quite dazed. Jay mocks Daredevil, then hits another high kick combo. He runs to the ropes, and hit a flashing elbow…but misses his mark! Daredevil bolts up, and hits Jay with a Northern Lights Bomb! Going for a pin…Only a one count! They both get to their feet…Jay whipped to the corner… Jay’s set up top… Super Diamond Cutter!! The growd is going wild at the high paced action of these two young superstars! Daredevil locks in an alter Kabel Naria, but Jay reaches the ropes before the pain sets in. Jay flips over Daredevil after a scoop slap attempt…and he goes In Motion again! Half Boston locked onto Daredevil’s semi-weakened knees (Duh.), but Daredevil shakes him off. They both get up, and Jay kicks Daredevil in the gut, and down he goes! Jay goes up top on his own accord, and goes for a landing body press. He makes contact, but it was on the wrong side. Jay picks the stunned Daredevil up…Dolphin Special! Ooh, but Daredevil gets his legs on the ropes. Spinning Dropkick on Jay! And there’s another Alter Kabel Naria, but Jay breaks loose after a long while. Daredevil picks Jay up…BREAKING POINT! BREAKING POINT!! THIS COULD BE IT!! Huh? The ref gave a slow count! Only one! Odd…Daredevil and Mr. Burez are arguing. Meanwhile, Jay sneaks up from behind…but Daredevil catches him! BREAKING POINT, AGAIN!!! But, instead of going for the pin, he locks in a sleeper hold, but Jay breaks up the hold. And…Uranage on Daredevil! Jay brings him up…but Daredevil hits a Haiti Thunder! Daredevil brings Jay up…and another! And brought up again…BREAKING POINT!! YET AGAIN!! Wow. This has turned into a squashm preatty much. Daredevil hits another Haiti Thunder.And ANOTHER Breaking Point! He picks him up…oh, that does NOT look healthy. Deadly Back Drop on Jay! Brought up by Daredevil…Northern Lights Bomb. Theme? Possibly. From behind, again…Michinoku Driver! ONE…TWO…THRE-NO! Jay is a resilient one at this point. OH! Jay finally mounts a comeback…with a Breaking Point! Giving Daredevil a taste of his own medicine…running Flashing Elbow on Daredevil! They get up, and lock up… And another Breaking Point, this one coming from Jay! They lock up again…Fisherman’s Buster from Daredevil! And a Reverse STF…AND JAY TAPS!
Winner by submission: Daredevil
Time: 21:34
Audience (Freestyle): 82%
Barry Wood saunters down to the ring with microphone in hand, the Inferno theme playing on in the background. He steps up to address the crowd to boos.
[Wood]: I am hardcore! Believe me, I’m going to win this match. I’ve got the best mike skills, I’m gonna jam this microphone right in Cynthia’s face and make her submit. I’ll never get beaten by a woman!
Without warning, Cynthia flies out from the crowd and enters behind Barry. She grabs him by his hair, sitting down into a kinda reverse DDT. She’s not got much skill, but veracity is certainly on her side. Mounted punches to Wood as he struggles to regain momentum. Wood finally escapes, and reaches for the microphone. He begins to hit Cynthia’s back, forcing her to floor. Wood stands astride her.
[Wood]: Make it quick Cynthia. Two little words and it’ll all be over darling. Come on, take the easy way out.
[Cynthia]: I.. think you suck Wood!
Low blow kick to Wood! Barry’s on his knees. Cynthia escapes, and runs over to the ropes, she comes off with a clothesline, following with a fist drop. Wood retaliates with a clumsy takedown, before climbing the turnbuckle – he gets scared though, and quickly comes down again. Cynthia charges the turnbuckle, but Wood turns and throws her over the top rope – clumsy landing from Cynthia. Wood sprints into a baseball slide, but a figure charges down the entrance ramp – Alpha Warrior jumps in, catching Wood by the legs as he come through the ropes before launching him into a colossal snake eyes onto the ramp. Alpha’s wearing a t-shirt – it reads ‘Got Wood?’ Cynthia rips the ring apron up, revealing a table. It’s set up at ringside, and Wood is hauled over. Cynthia jumps up and down as Warrior – Lightning Bomb! Wood is down, and hurting. Alpha flips him off before grabbing Cynthia and kissing her passionately, groping her in the process. The Firstborn ascends the turnbuckle to the adulation of the crowd as Cynthia begs Wood to give it up.
[Wood]: Ugh. Screw it. I quit, you whore.
Cynthia slaps him. Alpha, neck brace and all, picks Cynthia up in his arms and walks off to the back. Matt H comes out to clear up the table as Wood is left reeling.
[DeMarco]: I don’t think anybody’s moving Wood. Is he gonna be in that heap all night?
[Cross]: Looks like it. Guess somebody thought it was a bit dangerous to tell Matt H to go and 'grab wood in the arena'. Anyway, on with the next match!
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes Jr.)
Hido Yamamoto vs. Tape Cracker
It's your favorite neighborhood pr0nstar, here bringing you Hot Lesbian Action! Good, now I've got your attention. Tape and Hido lock up mid-ring in a ToS, Hido taking the advantage with a big right hand. He goes for the Deep Impact early, but gets rejected by Tape who counters with the w. wrist armsault. He whips Hido into the ropes and meets him with a stepping palm blow, then slaps on the front choke sleeper. Hido struggles a bit, but gets to the ropes and frees himself eventually. Tape up first, looking for the Cracker-Plex, but Hido blocks it and goes downstairs with a low blow. That can't feel too good for lil' Tape. Hido makes the quick cover, not even a 1. Tape stands up, right into the Dark Torment! He's in excrutiating pain, lucky for him the hold's illegal. Or maybe it's not so lucky, Hido's refusing to break! Ref JH Jr. starts his count, and gets to 4 9/10 before Hido even thinks about letting go, but he's a quick thinker, and so he does. Tape collapses to the mat and Hido slaps on the scorpion deathlock. Their in the middle of the ring, so Tape has to fight nearly two minutes before he finally reaches the ropes. His lower back's got to be killing him, but he slowly works his way up to his feet. Hido's waiting with a headbutt, but Tape ducks, and sends Hido for the ride with a HUGE Cracker-Plex! Hido back to his feet quickly, another Crack-Plex! Cracker locks him up, and nails the trifecta with a Cracker-Plex '02! He holds on though and rolls through, another Cracker-Plex '02! Damn, this is getting repetitive. After about 4 or 5 more, Tape FINALLY stops, but now Hido's in the ropes, so it was all for nothing. Hido gets up slower than Matt H did in all his 68, 837 losses here in the C-CWA, but somehow has the presence of mind to dodge a palm blow and counter with the Demon's Clutch! He's looking desperate now, and locks back on the Dark Torment! It's an illegal hold and Tape's in the ropes, but Hido doesn't care. He's squeezing and pulling like a madman. Ref JH Jr.'s had enough, and DQ's Hido. A squad of refs come down to ringside and finally pry him off, but not before he puts a hurtin' on Tape's manhood.
Winner by DQ: Tape Cracker
Time: 10:50
Audience (Freestyle): 78%
<<<Tornado Tag Sleepover Pillowfight Strip Poker Match>>>
Hando & Curry Man vs. H. L. A
Special Guest Referee: Duff Man
Special Guest Timekeeper: Powersurge
Hando and Curry enter the ring, as do two lovely ladies. They all take a seat at a round table in the center of the ring, surrounded by pillows & sleeping bags. Referee Duff Man grabs a mic.
[Duff Man]: OH YEAH! It's time for the match everybody came to see! The C-CWA Tornado Tag Champions vs. Candy & Angel, members of the H. L. A!
Atomic crowd pop
[Duff Man]: OH YEAH! Time for the rules! The goal of this match is simple: get your opponents BUCK NAKED!
Crowd pops at such a high pitch, you can't even hear it, kinda like a dog whistle.
[Duff Man]: But how do we accomplish this? Through a game of STRIP POKER!
Uh...you know....POP.
[Duff Man]: And in between hands, we pillowfight, OH YEAH!
One last piz-op, and Duff Man rings the bell. Curry deals.
[Angel]: I'll take 2.
[Candy]: 3.
[Hando]: I'm straight.
[Curry]: Dealer takes a SPICY one!
Curry deals the new cards.
[Duff Man]: Alright ladies, lay down!
The girls shrug, then begin to get into the sleeping bags.
[Duff Man]: The cards ladies, the CARDS! We'll get to the sleeping bags later, OH YEAH!
The girls lay down first. Angel has 3 sevens. Candy has two pair. Hando and Curry slap high five and lay down. Somehow, they both have 5 aces!
[Duff Man]: Hando & Curry win hand one, OH YEAH!
Angel and Candy remove their shirts.
[Cross]: This is the greatest match in C-CWA history!
[DeMarco]: God I love my job!
[Duff Man]: Pillowfight!
All four competitors grab their pillows, and Hando and Curry are about to go off on each other. That is, until they see Angel & Candy hitting each other with the pillows. Their pillows just drop to the side and they stare. A few moments later, almost simultaneously, they move their pillows over their waists. Almost looks like they're trying to hide something. Hmmm.....wonder what it could be? Hando & Curry shuffle over to Duff Man and motion towards the table. Duff Man grins, then nods.
[Duff Man]: Alright ladies, time for hand 2!
The four sit down, and go through the same process as before, this time with Candy dealing. They lay down, and Angel wins hand 2 with a full house! But she decides for HER team to take off their clothes! Yay!
[DeMarco]: Well, that doesn't make much sense....
[Cross]: Why not, they ARE lesbians!
[DeMarco]: Oh yeah.......OH YEAH!
[Cross]: It's a good thing too. I like Hando & Curry and all, but I don't want to see the Amphibiously Spicy units.
[DeMarco]: Amen.
We all know what happened last time they pillowfought, and Curry & Hando remember. They decide to play cards until the finish. The game goes back and forth, each time the ladies removing their clothes. Eventually, both ladies are undoing their bras, but C-CWA is a family show, so we've gotta fade. I know, it sucks. Too bad we're not there live right? Oh well...
Hando & Curry win, via H. L. N (Hot Lesbian Nudity)
Time: Not long enough
Audience (Freestyle): 100%
4. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Tranzfusion vs. Jonathon Teclick
Contestants are in the ring, Tranz and Tecklick come face to face to stare each other down, Patrick Quest separates the two and calls for the bell, the match is underway! A few ToS, finally Tecklick takes advantage and slams Tranz hard on the mat. Tranz tries to come back with a body slam of his own, but Tecklick pops right back up, and continues his punch and stomp combination. Back to back stalling suplex’s by Tecklick, Tranz fights to his feat only to receive a kick to the groin, the crowd moans in pain. Tecklick from behind, big elbow by Tranz, followed by a punch to the guy, and another. Tecklick is down and Tranz goes for THE TRANZFIXER!!! Tecklick goes nuts and ends up kneeing Tranz in the head. Some more punching, Tecklick whips Tranz into the ropes and performs a tilt-a-whirl slam, Tranz back to his feat and he whips Tecklick into the corner, Tranz hesitates a bit to long and Tecklick nails him with a giant DDT. Tranz hits a vertical suplex on Tecklick for 2, as Tecklick kicks out, Tranz locks on the Tranzfixer again, Tecklick finds his way to the ropes. He gets up a bit dizzy and Tranz nails him with a chin crusher, followed by a Figure 4. Tecklick screams in pain but refuses to give up, he finally makes it to the ropes. Quest breaks the hold and starts talking to Tranz about whatever it is ref’s say to wrestlers, Tecklick takes advantage and low blows Tranz. Tranz shakes off the low blow and nails a bulldog, he turns to taunt to the crowd and Tecklick sneaks up and nails an 0 Negative, he then mounts Tranz and visciously punches him in the face until he bleeds. Tranz, obviously hurt by the attack staggers to his feat, Tecklick nails a Jumping DDT for 2, Tranz isn’t done yet. Tranz hits a huge backspin kick, and follows it up with a La Magistral for 2. Tecklick is PO’d now and pops up to his feat; he whips Tranz into corner and then charges in with a Clothesline. Tranz starts staggering around and Tecklick demolishes him with an 0 Negative. Tranz is out cold and Tecklick laughs and goes for a cover…1…2…3, that’s all she wrote.
Winner by pin fall: Jonathan Teclick
Time 10:01
Audience (Freestyle): 80%
5. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: Paul)
Deadbody Man vs. Sykopath
Oh boy, seeing this big cage always makes me wonder how the arena is able to pay their electricity bill, oh well. Bell sounds and DBM goes strait on the attack with a few clubbing blows to the back of the head. Syko manages to get the drop toehold and then a scoop slam before DBM comes back with his raw power. DBM looks for an early powerbomb but Syko counters it with the facebuster, back in the grapple and DBM attempts the choke slam but Syko this time reveres it into the cyclone whip. DBM can’t believe it and kicks Syko in the gut, apparently we have a tombstone coming up, Syko reverses that too and hits a tombstone of his own. Wow, three reverses in a row, DBM’s had enough and sends Syko in the cage, repeatedly! DBM is out of control and Syko can’t seem to stay on defence now, Syko whipped again sending more volts threw his system. DBM picks him up and he’s bleeding badly under the mask. DBM drops down now and begins to hit some cruel mounted punches, Syko find some life and fight him off. Back in the tie up now and Syko shows more life by hitting the chin crusher, DBM is back up to his feet and now DBM goes into the cage headfirst. I don’t know if seeing your own blood helps but it seems to be helping Syko. DBM gets back up to his feet and Syko take shim down with the Jesters Noose, DBM is down and Syko pulls out the sickle. Nasty, DBM is being cut up like a thanksgiving turkey, Syko finally lets go. Syko now goes from behind but DBM counters; whip to the cage, Syko quickly bounces off tearing some of his gear on the cage and walks right into a chokeslam. DBM attempts the cover but Syko gets the shoulder up. DBM takes him down with the axe handle and drops down with the knee drop to the small of the back. Syko gets back up and DBM grabs him by the throat and presses him against the cage with the neck hanging tree. DBM finally lets him drop. DBM picks him up by his mask and locks up again, Last Rights! DBM with another cover but Syko won’t stay down. DBM has seen enough and calls for the end, Six Feet… no! Syko slips out, End To… BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! The smoke clears and both me are down, Paul goes to check on them, there not getting up folks.
Draw
Time: 15:00
Audience: n/a
6. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Brian Lee vs. Ryan Rose
Brian Lee starts trash talking Rose, Rose says something back, and Lee smacks him across the face, Quest calls for the bell, the match is underway. A few ToS with no winner, Rose takes the initiative and throws Lee down, Lee gets right back up and delivers a drop toe hold, Rose pops right back up and he looks pissed. A few more ToS, then Rose cyclone whips over to the corner, Lee gets up and Rose charges at him, Lee hits a drop toehold and Rose’s face smashes into the bottom turnbuckle. An exchange of blows, Lee whiffs a punch and Rose waterwheel drops him into the mat. Rose starts nailing Lee with a series of punches and kicks, Lee finally catches a leg and hits a rapid dragon screw followed by a guillotine drop for 1. This doesn’t discourage Rose, as he comes right back with more kicks and punches, once again Lee catches the leg and… ENZIGURI!!! Both men are down, Lee is first up and puts Rose in a La Magistral, but it was way to close to the ropes, and the ref breaks the pin. Lee drags Rose away from the ropes and puts him in a jackknife hold for 1. He quickly goes for another, but Rose kicks out at 1 ½. Lee picks up Rose, but is on the receiving end of a sole butt followed by a back flipping kick. Rose locks in a Boston Crab, but Lee gets out immediately, he then proceeds to roll outside the ring to catch his breath. Lee takes advantage outside and tosses Rose back in the ring. Both men get up and Lee hits THE GIMMICK BUSTER!!! Which is followed by a jackknife hold…1…2… NO! Rose is upset and hits an Ace Crusher out of nowhere, he quickly follows that up with an electric chair drop, he goes for a cover…1…2…th.. NO!!!! Lee jumps to his feat and hits an electric chair drop of his own… Rose stumbles to his feat, it’s the Gimmick Buster, followed by a moonsault pin…1…2…No. Rose jacks Lee in the face, and then locks in a boston crab, Lee struggles to the ropes for a break. Both contestants up, Lee hits an Ace Crusher 2, followed by a beautiful enziguri. Rose back to his feat, he hits another Ace Crusher, and then runs to the ropes and goes for a Beast Knee drop, Lee rolls out of the way and Rose lands hard on his knees, Lee runs over and hits yet another gimmick buster followed by a moonsault pin for 1…2…3!
Winner by pin fall: Brian Lee
Time: 11:31
Audience (Freestyle): 75%
7. <<<Tornado Tag Championship>>> (Referee: Paul)
The Sharpshooters vs. Hando & Curry Man(c)
Both tag teams winded from their warm up matches, well the Sharpshooters are anyway. Both teams are in and Curry starts off like a house on fire, scoop slam on Jacob and then a scoop slam on Abdula. Hando is there to deliver some knife edge chops to Abdula, Abdula counters now and sends him into the ropes, head scissors take down rejuvenates the Sharpshooters. Jacob and Abdula now hits the double suplex on Curry, Jacob bounces off the ropes and hits Curry with the elbow as Abdula bounces off the other and hits the knee drop. Hando is back up to his feet and locks in the victory cross arm lock on Abdula, Jacob is there to make the save. Curry comes from behind on Jacob and connects with the face crusher, Curry now drops down with the guillotine leg drop, Abdula in the corner hits Hando with the sole butt to the lower back, Hando turns around and Abdula is there once again only this time with the sole butt combo. Abdula looks for the Tonga Half Crab but Hando wisely makes it to he ropes. Jacob is back in control with Curry in the corner, both men grapple and Jacob hits the northern lights suplex, what a bridge but Curry kicks out. Hando and Abdula tie back up, sole butt to the ribs and Hando follows up with the overhead kick, Hando shoots strait to the top, King Of Frog Splash! The cover but Jacob is there to make the save. The go behind on Hando and Jacob takes him down with the twisted backdrop, STF applied but Hando shoots him off, Jacob is back up to his feet and Hando hit the peace crusher 2. Hando now shows off some of his submission skills and locks Jacob in the fish stretch sleeper, Jacob is about to tap but Abdula comes over to make the save. Curry taps the shoulder of Abdula, mito clutch! The cover but Abdula is able to get the shoulder up. Jacob goes over to Curry, German suplex, Curry lands on his feet, Jacob turns around, Spicy Drop! The cover but Abdula makes the save. All four men are back up and the pace quickens, Curry hits the body clutch slam on Jacob as Abdula takes Hando out with another sole butt combo, Curry ascends the top as Abdula locks in the Tonga Half Crab, moonsault from Curry but Hando is being stretched out. Jacob is able to kick out, Curry goes over to help Hando but Jacob holds the foot, Abdula leans back for more pressure, Hando taps!
Winners and NEW Tornado Tag Champions: The Sharpshooters
Time: 12:18
Audience (Freestyle): 85%
--Abdula runs out of the ring and grabs a mike. Jacob joins him
outside the ring as they raise their belts--
Abdula: How was THAT for a dive, you punk-ass bitches? Did you guys seriously expect people to beleive that you've been LETTING us win all those matches in the last few weeks? You get ONE lucky win and you're all bragging about how we can't beat you? Well looky what we have here! NEW tag team champions! And you know what? We hope that you two can get yourselves a #1 contender's spot REAL soon, because we're ACHING to defend these titles, and since you two jokes are the closest thing to a tag team as far as competition goes, it'll be our pleasure to show you taht yes, we can very well beat you. OVER and OVER AGAIN! Let's go, Jake!
--And the new tag team champions make their way backstage--
[Fade]