Post by CyberTranz on Sept 21, 2009 20:39:18 GMT -6
1. <<<3 Way Dance>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Bigg Rigg vs. Abdula Tonga vs. Nuclear Kid
The match starts out as all 3 cruisers, representing their respective tag teams, circle each other. Rigg gets double teamed at first, then the Kid. Then, the beatings become completely random in nature. After a while, Bigg Rigg takes control, slamming both Abdulla and the Kid, showing off his unique speed-strength style. But, Rigg gets double teamed in a major way, as the Kid takes control of the match now, Abdula staying out of it for the most part, attacking like a vulture would its prey. Nuclear Kid rears up…Nuclear Meltdown on Rigg!! HE looks hurt, clutching his neck as he’s pinned for the there! Rigg barely climbs out of the ring as the match continues between Abdula and the Kid, who’s raring to go. They fight an intense series of technical moves, the Nuclear Kid going for the Nuclear Meltdown a few times, but Abdula rolls out of the move each of the three times. The Kid continues his barrage of suplexes and dropkicks, smashing Abdula over and over. The two head outside, due to a release german suplex from Abdula, and brawl until the 17 count. They go back inside and the Nuclear Kid continues his dominance of the match. After a while, the Kid hits the Nuclear Meltdown almost boredly, and pins Abdula with one foot, getting the three. *sniff-sniff* Heeeeey…do I smell Bautista?
Winner by pin fall: Nuclear Kid
Time: 20:03 (5:53: Rigg)
Audience: n/a
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Loki Aces vs. Kent Count
The match begins as Loki and Kent just run at each other, Kent hitting Loki with a quick drop toe hold as the two get up and do it again, only Loki hitting a Cyclone whip. And again, Kent planting Loki with a quick tombstone piledriver. And again, only Loki slides under Kents legs, but Count is ready with a wing neckbreaker. He taunts to the crowd, and goes back to work, locking in a Dislocator. Loki gets to the ropes in time, however, breaking the hold. Kent does not seem pleased, and brings him up, hammering with some incredibly stiff right hands, then, like shudder The Rock, he holds up one hand, but instead of spitting in it, he counts one, two, three, and bitch smacks Loki, sending him to the mat. Dave Bautista is spotted in the audience applauding Kent. ANYways, Kent gets ready to hit the 123 Plex, but some how. Loki gets one HELL of an energy boost leapfrogging him and hitting Kent with the Final Rite from absolutely NOWHERe. Then another. And another. Bautista is seen leaving in disgust. Loki hits a quick moonsault pin as the commentators fall silent, and so does the crowd, for about 5 minutes, then BOOM, an eruption of cheers as “Key to Grammercy Park” hits.
Winner by Pinfall: Loki Aces
Time: 11:09
Audience (Lucha Style): 82%
3. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Dink vs. Hando
OMG Dink comes out supped up in his Front yard attire for this match! The bell sounds and the action begins. Hando goes in for a tie up, he gets a front head lock, dink slips and tosses Hando over his head! Hando rushes in, dink cowers into a little ball and Hando trips over him and lands face first onto the mat. Hando kicks Dink in the side… it sends Dink twirling over… but he held onto the leg!!! A sickening snap is heard throughout the arena, Hando is down, Quest comes over to see how Hando is doing. EMT’s rush to the ring, but Hando says he can keep going. Dink didn’t care weather or not Hando was ok, he just jumped right off the top rope with a wicked W@nToN BomBe. The crowd groans as Dink squashes Hando. Dink tries to pick Hando back up… Hando is limping badly on his right knee, he tries to fend off the enraged dink with chops, but Dink is to hErD CorE and hits a Hurricane rana for the win.
Winner by pin fall: OMG FrEnt YerD Dink!
Time: 3:00
Audience (Lucha Style): 81%
4. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Powersurge vs. Jacob Tonga
Jacob comes running in during Surge’s intro, punches are thrown back and forth. Finally they get in the ring and Quest calls for the bell. Punches are flying everywhere, Jacob picks Surge up and throws him hard to the outside. Quest warns Jake, and Surge gets up rather slowly. Jake hits a nice spinning back elbow, he follows it up with a Cross STF, Surge crawls to the ropes and gets there on time. Jake tosses Surge into the ropes again, Surge reverses, Jake ducks a clothesline and comes back with a flying cross chop! Surge back to his feat and lays Jake out with a manhattan drop, he hits a Karelin lift… Jake rolls right out of it and locks in a Camal Clutch. Surge back to his feet, he hits a punch to the face, the body, the face, shoulder neck breaker! Jake gets up slowly, boots Surge in the gut and goes for a double arm Suplex… Surge blocks and sends Jake flying over the top rope. Jake back into the ring, he walks right into a Surge Clothesline, Surge picks him up and hits a Back Drop Hold 2, he releases Jake and puts him down with another clothesline. Bounces off the ropes, Surge Elbow..1…2…no! Jake doesn’t like this and comes back with a snap Suplex, he follows up with a twisted back drop, he tries picking Surge back up OOOOOOOOOooohhhh low blow *crowd cringes. Surge drags Jake out and covers…1…2…no!!! The True power is hit! Surge stands up and flexes, then he takes down Jake with another clothesline. More flexing… and a cover…1…2…Jake has his hand on the ropes!!! Surge hits another clothesline… Cocky Pin…1…2…3
Winner by pin fall: Powersurge
Time: 11:34
Audience (Freestyle): 51%
5. <<<Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Prodigy vs. Jonathon Teclick
This match doesn't even start in the ring as both men brawl in the aisle, Teclick gets the upper hand after a takedown, he gets him in a front facelock then drags him down toward the ring, elbow to the back drops Prodigy down, but he's right back up, Teclick rolls him into the ring then rolls in himself, Prodigy stomps Teclick before he has a chance to get to his feet then picks him up, irish whip, Prodigy hits a side buster, Teclick to his feet, knuckle arrow from Prodigy, snapmare, Prodigy pulls out the fork and stabs it into Teclick's head several times, drawing blood, Teclick manages to escape and get to his feet, collar and elbow tie up, Prodigy tries a body slam but Teclick floats over and hits a reverse brainbuster, Prodigy gets up into a running kenka kick that sends him over the top rope, he lands HARD on the outside, Teclick slides out and takes a table from under the ring, he sets it up so that it bridges the gap between the ring apron and the barricade, Teclick lifts Prodigy to his feet and smashes his face off the table, inverted atomic drop quickly followed by a shoulder neckbreaker, Teclick goes underneath the ring once again, and this time he has two tables, he makes another bridge a few feet away from the last one, then bridges the gap between the two tables with the other one, creating a 'H' of tables, Prodigy to his feet again, Teclick whips him into the ring post then charges at him looking for a powerful tackle, Prodigy gets out of the way and all Teclick connects with is the post, Prodigy breaks out the fork again and gives Teclick a few more stabs, Prodigy sticks the fork between two of the mats on the floor so that the head of the fork is sticking up the way, standing headscissors...piledriver onto the fork! Prodigy grabs Teclick and rests his forhead across the fork, he stomps on the back of his head a few times before taking a few steps back, he looks for a running elbow drop but Teclick moves and Prodigy's elbow lands right ontop of the fork, Teclick gets a trash can from under the ring and smacks Prodigy in the head with it, he throws it into the ring and does the same to Prodigy, Teclick takes a singapore cane from under the ring and slides into the ring with it, Prodigy to his feet, WHAM, Teclick swings like its a baseball bat and knocks Prodigy silly, WHAM, Teclick hits the Thoughtless DDT onto the trash can, cover, 1.......2..kickout, Prodigy lifted to his feet, Full Nelson Bomb attempted but Prodigy counters with a low blow, he picks up the trash can and nails Teclick over the head with it, mouth claw applied, Teclick manages to fight out, Big Fire from Prodigy, cover made, 1.....2..kickout, Prodigy hits a perfect throwing german suplex, Prodigy slides to the outside and grabs a steel chair, he slides back in and jabs Teclick in the ribs with it then cracks it across his back, Prodigy Bomb! 1.....2......kickout! Prodigy's pretty pissed off, he sets up the chair then gets Teclick up into position for a DVD, Teclick escapes and hits a Fire Of The Wicked, Prodigy stumbles backwards through the middle ropes onto the apron, right next to the H of tables...Teclick climbs onto the apron with him and hoists him up...O NEGATIVE OFF THE APRON THROUGH THE MIDDLE TABLE! A giant 'Holy ****!!' chant starts up, Teclick's got an arm ontop of Prodigy, 1......2......3!
Winner by pin fall: Jonathon Teclick
Time: 18:22
Audience (Hardcore): 90%
6. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Bukkake SPUNK & Asian Penguin vs. Deadbody Man & Shadow
Shadow and SPUNK tie up to start the match off, neither man gets the upper hand so they break off and circle, another tie up, Spunk hits a face knee lift then a drop toe hold, Shadow right back up into an irish whip, Spunk tries an ultra rana whip but Shadow catches him and performs a fall back powerbomb type manouver that guillotine's Spunk on the top rope, Jigoku-Zuki from Shadow, Shadow applies a front facelock and moves over to DBM, DBM slaps Shadow's back for a tag, Shadow holds Spunk back which allows DBM a few free kicks to the gut, gorrila slam from DBM, Shadow stomps him then climbs onto the apron, one legged headbutt followed through with a neck hanging tree, Spunk manages to knee DBM several times in the face to escape, Spunk tries to make the tag, but DBM catches him and hits another gorilla slam, DBM pulls out the sickle, but Scotland grabs it off of him before he can use it, DBM lifts Spunk onto his feet and whips him to a neutral corner, he charges at him for a lariat but Spunk gets a boot up into DBM's face, DBM staggers backward and Spunk runs toward him and hits a big kenka kick, Spunk hits a step backbrain kick, then a snap suplex, tag made to Penguin, Penguin waits for DBM to get to his feet before unleashing a few center round kicks, DDT from Penguin, Penguin hits the Aurora Borealis then a beast knee drop, DBM to his feet, Penguin whips him to the ropes, mountain bomb, he tries an Anti-Setup Supah Refreshing Kick, but DBM ducks it and hits a neckbreaker, tag made to Shadow, Shadow and DBM hit a big demolition, Spunk climbs into the ring and runs toward both men only to receive a double flapjack, Shadow lifts Penguin to his feet and hits a razor suplex, Penguin to his feet again, Shadow performs a vital spot kick immediately followed by a sweep kick, quick cover,1.....2.kickout, Shadow whips Penguin to the corner...Space Rolling Elbow! Shadow backs Spunk into the corner, he tries the Space Rolling Elbow on him too, but Spunk moves, Shadow staggers back into the center of the ring and Penguin smacks him with the Anti-Setup Supah Refreshing Kick, Shadow just lost a few brain cells, Penguin nails a high angle german suplex, 1....2...DBM breaks it, double dropkick from Penguin and Spunk, DBM's still standing, so they do it again, this time he's down, Spunk gets onto the apron and Penguin tags him back in, Spunkkake Plex to Shadow, 1.....2....kickout, Bukkake Sleeper locked in, Shadow's got nowhere to go but DBM breaks the hold before he can tap out, Shadow get's nailed with a pyramid driver, but it's too close to the ropes for it to be counted, Spunk-Shot attempted but Shadow slips over, he spins Spunk around, Shining Dark, In The Shadows attempted but Spunk backdrops him over the top rope and onto the apron, DBM turns Spunk around and hits him with the Hellavator, Penguin spins DBM around and tries the Supah Refreshing Kick, DBM ducks it, Demon Breath! DBM lifts Spunk...SIX FEET DEEP! he flips him over and Shadow hops onto the top rope, he nails the Eclipse, DBM prevents Penguin from making the save, 1......2......3!
Winners by pin fall: Deadbody Man & Shadow
Time: 21:05
Audience (Freestyle): 79%
7. <<<Non-Title Death Match>>> (Referee: Beau Graves)
Black Knight vs. Sykopath
Sykopath and Black Knight make their entrances, as the stagehands move the guard rails farther away. The charges are set, and the cage begins to lower down. Beau Graves, the referee for this match is having a heated conversation. He doesn’t want to be inside the cage. Finally, the stagehands grab him, and roll him into the ring just in time. The cage is locked in place, and the electric charging wires are hooked up to the cage. The bell rings. Syko and Black Knight trade off stiff punches for a while. Sykopath is whipped into the cage, but he stops just short, getting a short “Oooh” from the crowd. A premature attempt to end it by Black Knight is reversed by Sykopath into a front slam. Black Knight is picked up, and thrown into the cage! The fans cheer, as this deathmatch really kicks off. They trade off body slams, before a kick to the gut and a Shining Wizard gets Black Knight the first pin attempt! One… Two… Th-No! Sykopath just gets his shoulders up. Black Knight picks Sykopath up, but he gets a low blow! Oh no! Sykopath slams Black Knight’s head face-first into the cage! Sykopath convulses wildly as his head is held to the electrified cage! Blood begins seeping through the mask, and Sykopath lets go! He locks Knight in a high power Boston Crab. Black Knight powers out of it. Black Knight is up. He dodges a punch, grabs Sykopath from behind, and drives his head to the ground with a reverse rana! He pins again. One… Two… Kick out by Syko. Syko gets up, and pushes Black Knight into the cage again! He laughs, and shows off for the crowd. Black Knight, through the miracle of resilience, is up again! Sykopath walks up. Sleeper suplex! Black Knight is dropped directly onto his head. Sykopath then procures a sickle, of all things, and begins digging it into Black Knight’s forehead! After he’s done giving Knight another head wound, he pins. One… Two… Thr-no! Black Knight just gets the shoulder up. Black Knight is getting up, cursing with every breath. And he gets green mist spit at him by Sykopath! Black Knight’s mask is covered in green mist, and he is stumbling around like an idiot! Sykopath trips him down, and then jabs a fork directly into his forehad! Black Knight screams in pain as the fork digs deeply into his forehead, piercing his mask on the way. Black Knight is picked up, and dropped down again with a praying powerbomb. One.. Two… No! Black Knight rolls out of the pin. The 10 second countdown begins, as both men get up. 10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… Sykopath tries to grab Black Knight, but he’s drop toe held into the cage! His head is naught but 3 feet from the containers! 3… 2… Beau Graves dives to the center of the ring, as does Black Knight! 1… BOOOOOOM! The cage explodes, with Sykopath’s head still stuck in the cage! Time passes, and the smoke clears. Sykopath is out cold! What a victory for Black Knight!
Winner by last man standing: Black Knight
Time: 15:10
Audience (Hardcore): 78%
…Cameras take us to the back now where Barry Wood is standing by with tonight’s Canadian enforcer, Brian Lee.
[Barry]: We’re moments away from tonight’s main event and I stand next to the “enforcer” Brian Lee. Lee, can we trust that you will be partial tonight? Seeing how your buddy Cowan is in the match?
[Lee]: You sure give me a lot of credit Barry, I’m a Canadian! Doesn’t everyone trust Canadians? Tonight I’m merely out there just to keep things in line. We have 2 loose cannons out there with Rose and Crimson. There’s no telling what they have planned.
[Barry]: And let’s say if Cowan is out of line? Your going to step in?.
[Lee]: Of course, I don’t play favourites Barry. And far as Tranz goes, let me tell you first hand that he won’t step nowhere near the arena. I have this place crawling with security
…Lee stands next to Barry ever so confident when out of nowhere Tranz comes from behind and blasts him in the back with his nun-chucks.
[Tranz]: Yeah, some kind of security “jerkboy”. What’s up Barry?
…Tranz grins as he leaves the scene clenching his chucks. Shot fades to the ring as Barry stands over Lee not knowing whether to get help or not.
8. <<<World Heavyweight Championship>>> (Referee: Beau Graves)
Ross Cowan vs. Ryan Rose vs. Crimson vs. Rick Fatal(c)
All four men make their separate entrances, as Beau Graves is on the outside getting cleaned up from the previous match. His brown hair is colored gray from the dust. He rolls into the ring, and the match begins. Instantly, the four men converge into a giant cussing, punching ball. In the midst of the confusion, Rick Fatal is double team suplexed by Rose and Cowan, who were in a very good tag battle on Sunday. Crimson takes Rose down, and he and Cowan face off. Cowan feels his forehead where Crimson dug his famous fork into it. He flips Crimson off, and the two brawl around the ring. Rick Fatal attempts to join the party, but he’s belly-to-belly suplexed into Crimson by Cowan! Ryan Rose runs over, but he’s dumped over the top by Cowan. Rose returns to the ring just in time to stop Fatal from dropping a knee into the groin of the prone Crimson. He then grabs Cowan, and whaterweel drops him onto Fatal! Crimson gets up, and gets a Withering Rose! Ryan Rose has taken out all 3 of his opponents! Rick Fatal is the first to get up, and he gets in a Discus punch on Rose. Crimson and Cowan are fighting on the other side of the ring. Inverted Cowan Special! No! It’s reversed into a piledriver by Crimson! Oh no! Crimson has his fork out of his boots! He holds it up to the lights for all to see. He’s now jabbing it fiercely into Cowan’s unprotected forehead! The ref is too busy trying to break up the wild punching on the other side of the ring! Cowan is bleeding! On the other side, Rose gets the Spear in on Fatal, to a mixed response. Cowan attempts a suplex on crimson, but Crimson jabs his fork into Cowan’s kidney! Cowan is rolling around in pain on the ground, before Crimson drops a knee right to the back of his head. A small amount of blood is trickling from Cowan’s side, and his entire face is covered with it from the 2-inch hole in his forehead! Ryan Rose with a Withering Rose on Fatal! He pins. One… Two… Thr-No! Fatal just manages to kick out of that one. Rose gets up, and tosses Rose over the top rope. Cowan is up, and dropped again with a Crimson Crusher! Crimson goes for a pin, but he’s Speared by Ryan Rose! Cowan goes for Rose, but he’s dropped with a discus punch by Rick Fatal! Fatal turns around, right into a Bed of Roses! Cowan tries his lock with the Cowan Plex on Rose, but Crimson breaks it up with a low blow on Cowan before he can pull it off! Rose is up, and he’s instantly STOed back down by Crimson! Cowan is up. He spins Crimson around. Cowan Plex! One… Two… No! It’s broken up by Rick Fatal. Rick Fatal grabs Ryan Rose, and tosses him over the top. He turns around to a Convict Kick from Crimson! Crimson is whipped around by Cowan, but a swift DDT takes care of him. Crimson walks over to the corner, and produces a sickle from the turnbuckle post! My god! He the walks over, and calmly stabs it into the top of Ross Cowan’s head! Cowan is so bloody he can’t even be recognized, were it not for his outfit. Ryan Rose rolls back into the ring, and mixes it up with Rick Fatal. Cowan rolls to his feet, and avoids a sickle slash from Crimson. Cowan then grabs him, and suplexes him over the top rope! Rick and Ryan are both attempting to get in some power moves, but to no avail. That is, until Fatal gets in a thunderous I am FATAL! Crimson is back into the ring. He grabs Cowan again, and once again procures the fork. But this time, Beau Graves sees it! He grabs Crimson’s hand, and yells at him. Crimson is once again ready to go after the referee, until Cowan spins him around, and Exploder suplexes him to the outside! Crimson lands right on his head! Ever the opportunist, Ryan Rose slides away from Rick Fatal’s onslaught to roll Crimson back into the ring, and pin him. One… Two… Thre-no! Crimson just barely manages to get the shoulder up. Rose goes up top for the aerial maneuver. Fallen Angel on Crimson! One… Two… Crimson gets his foot on the ropes! Cowan does the Inverted Cowan Special on Rick Fatal! Ryan Rose then comes over, and exchanges moves with Cowan. Crimson, however, crawls over to Fatal, and drapes the arm over his chest! One… Two… Thre-NO! Fatal was very close to losing! Wait! What’s this! Bed of Roses on Cowan?!? Crimson runs over and grabs Rose! And now it’s Fatal’s turn to get the cheap pin attempt on Cowan! One… Two… THREE!! Cowan is the first man eliminated! Cowan is in disbelief! He rolls dejectedly to the outside of the ring, where he’s instantly swamped by the EMTs. One the inside of the ring, Rick Fatal Discus punches Ryan Rose, only to get Crimson Crushered by Crimson! Crimson turns to Fatal, and throws him over the top rope! He goes for Rose, who has somehow gotten himself to his feet. He attempts a bulldog, but he’s back dropped over the top rope to the concrete! Rick Fatal and Crimson brawl on the outside, while Rose waits calmly. 1… 2… 3… Fatal is rolled back into the ring by Crimson. Crimson quickly takes care of Rose with a suplex, and pins Fatal. One… Two… Ryan Rose breaks it up! Crimson is up now, fuming with anger at Ryan Rose. Ryan attempts a cheap shot, but Crimson drops him with the Crimson Cutter! He pins! One… Two… Three! Ryan Rose is eliminated! It is now only Crimson and Rick Fatal. Crimson is dropped with a facebuster chokeslam. Crimson recovers with a low blow to Fatal, and then whips him to the ropes. Spine Bomb! One… Two… Thr-Kick out! Rick Fatal shows tremendous resilience kicking out from such a powerful move. Crimson picks Fatal Back up. STO! Crimson is unrelenting! One… Two… Thr-No! Another impressive kick out by Rick Fatal! And now here’s a Crimson Crusher! Crimson walks over to the ropes, where his sickle is lying. He grabs it, brandishes it to the fans, and digs it deep into Fatal’s forehead! Fatal squirts blood into the first row! Fatal is back up. Crimson Cutter! Crimson pins. One… Two… No! Fatal gets his foot on the ropes! Crimson is throwing a fit! He grabs his blood soaked fork, wipes it off, and tears into Fatal’s exposed head with it! More blood goes squirting all over the place! One of Fatal’s arteries must be ruptured. Blood is running down his chest onto the mat. Crimson picks up Fatal in an attempt for an STO, but Fatal avoids it, and drives Crimson down with a Tombstone piledriver. He leans down for a pin, but Crimson kicks him in the face, and jumps to his feet. He grabs his fork, which is on the floor, and digs it into Fatal’s back! Fatal’s upper back begins gushing blood! Fatal rolls around in pain, as the fans “Ooh” and “Ahh” at the amount of blood that is staining the mat. Crimson goes up top, and waits. Fatal slowly gets up to his feet, and Crimson dives off with a swinging reverse DDT! Crimson showboats for the fans, but Fatal sneaks up behind him with a Michinoku driver! One… Two… Thr-No! Crimson with a strong kick out. Fatal locks Crimson into a Figure-4 leg lock, to the fans’ delight. Crimson manages to reverse the pressure, though, forcing Fatal to release the hold. Crimson is first to his feet. He then springs off Crimson’s rising knee with a Shining Wizard! Pin! One… Two… Kick out! Crimson manages to kick out, to everyone’s surprise! Fatal picks Crimson up. OFF DA RICHTER SCALE!!! Fatal pins! One… Two… THREE! Crimson is eliminated! Fatal wins!
Winner by pin fall: Rick Fatal
Time: 42:41
Audience: n/a
…Fatal barely gets back up to his feet as Crimson still lies in the ring. Cowan is back on the scene and slides in the ring with a steel chair. He takes a swing at Fatal but Fatal ducks at the last minute, Cowan turns around and Fatal unloads with some rights and lefts. Lee rushes the ring now holding his neck. Cowan is whipped into the ropes but it’s countered, Lee trips up Fatal and brings him to the outside. Cowan and Lee do the double team on Fatal just as Crimson gets to his feet… holy crap! Plancha! Plancha! All four men are down. Tranz and Rose are running down the ring as Crimson rolls Lee and Cowan back in. Crimson waits for Cowan to get back up, Crimson Cutter! Tranz whips Lee into Rose, Bed Of Roses! Crimson and Rose begin to set up Lee and Cowan on top of each other, Tranz gets up to the top, Mad Splash on both of them! The crowd pops huge for the three as Fatal grabs his and watches on.
[Fade]
Bigg Rigg vs. Abdula Tonga vs. Nuclear Kid
The match starts out as all 3 cruisers, representing their respective tag teams, circle each other. Rigg gets double teamed at first, then the Kid. Then, the beatings become completely random in nature. After a while, Bigg Rigg takes control, slamming both Abdulla and the Kid, showing off his unique speed-strength style. But, Rigg gets double teamed in a major way, as the Kid takes control of the match now, Abdula staying out of it for the most part, attacking like a vulture would its prey. Nuclear Kid rears up…Nuclear Meltdown on Rigg!! HE looks hurt, clutching his neck as he’s pinned for the there! Rigg barely climbs out of the ring as the match continues between Abdula and the Kid, who’s raring to go. They fight an intense series of technical moves, the Nuclear Kid going for the Nuclear Meltdown a few times, but Abdula rolls out of the move each of the three times. The Kid continues his barrage of suplexes and dropkicks, smashing Abdula over and over. The two head outside, due to a release german suplex from Abdula, and brawl until the 17 count. They go back inside and the Nuclear Kid continues his dominance of the match. After a while, the Kid hits the Nuclear Meltdown almost boredly, and pins Abdula with one foot, getting the three. *sniff-sniff* Heeeeey…do I smell Bautista?
Winner by pin fall: Nuclear Kid
Time: 20:03 (5:53: Rigg)
Audience: n/a
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Loki Aces vs. Kent Count
The match begins as Loki and Kent just run at each other, Kent hitting Loki with a quick drop toe hold as the two get up and do it again, only Loki hitting a Cyclone whip. And again, Kent planting Loki with a quick tombstone piledriver. And again, only Loki slides under Kents legs, but Count is ready with a wing neckbreaker. He taunts to the crowd, and goes back to work, locking in a Dislocator. Loki gets to the ropes in time, however, breaking the hold. Kent does not seem pleased, and brings him up, hammering with some incredibly stiff right hands, then, like shudder The Rock, he holds up one hand, but instead of spitting in it, he counts one, two, three, and bitch smacks Loki, sending him to the mat. Dave Bautista is spotted in the audience applauding Kent. ANYways, Kent gets ready to hit the 123 Plex, but some how. Loki gets one HELL of an energy boost leapfrogging him and hitting Kent with the Final Rite from absolutely NOWHERe. Then another. And another. Bautista is seen leaving in disgust. Loki hits a quick moonsault pin as the commentators fall silent, and so does the crowd, for about 5 minutes, then BOOM, an eruption of cheers as “Key to Grammercy Park” hits.
Winner by Pinfall: Loki Aces
Time: 11:09
Audience (Lucha Style): 82%
3. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Dink vs. Hando
OMG Dink comes out supped up in his Front yard attire for this match! The bell sounds and the action begins. Hando goes in for a tie up, he gets a front head lock, dink slips and tosses Hando over his head! Hando rushes in, dink cowers into a little ball and Hando trips over him and lands face first onto the mat. Hando kicks Dink in the side… it sends Dink twirling over… but he held onto the leg!!! A sickening snap is heard throughout the arena, Hando is down, Quest comes over to see how Hando is doing. EMT’s rush to the ring, but Hando says he can keep going. Dink didn’t care weather or not Hando was ok, he just jumped right off the top rope with a wicked W@nToN BomBe. The crowd groans as Dink squashes Hando. Dink tries to pick Hando back up… Hando is limping badly on his right knee, he tries to fend off the enraged dink with chops, but Dink is to hErD CorE and hits a Hurricane rana for the win.
Winner by pin fall: OMG FrEnt YerD Dink!
Time: 3:00
Audience (Lucha Style): 81%
4. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Powersurge vs. Jacob Tonga
Jacob comes running in during Surge’s intro, punches are thrown back and forth. Finally they get in the ring and Quest calls for the bell. Punches are flying everywhere, Jacob picks Surge up and throws him hard to the outside. Quest warns Jake, and Surge gets up rather slowly. Jake hits a nice spinning back elbow, he follows it up with a Cross STF, Surge crawls to the ropes and gets there on time. Jake tosses Surge into the ropes again, Surge reverses, Jake ducks a clothesline and comes back with a flying cross chop! Surge back to his feat and lays Jake out with a manhattan drop, he hits a Karelin lift… Jake rolls right out of it and locks in a Camal Clutch. Surge back to his feet, he hits a punch to the face, the body, the face, shoulder neck breaker! Jake gets up slowly, boots Surge in the gut and goes for a double arm Suplex… Surge blocks and sends Jake flying over the top rope. Jake back into the ring, he walks right into a Surge Clothesline, Surge picks him up and hits a Back Drop Hold 2, he releases Jake and puts him down with another clothesline. Bounces off the ropes, Surge Elbow..1…2…no! Jake doesn’t like this and comes back with a snap Suplex, he follows up with a twisted back drop, he tries picking Surge back up OOOOOOOOOooohhhh low blow *crowd cringes. Surge drags Jake out and covers…1…2…no!!! The True power is hit! Surge stands up and flexes, then he takes down Jake with another clothesline. More flexing… and a cover…1…2…Jake has his hand on the ropes!!! Surge hits another clothesline… Cocky Pin…1…2…3
Winner by pin fall: Powersurge
Time: 11:34
Audience (Freestyle): 51%
5. <<<Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Prodigy vs. Jonathon Teclick
This match doesn't even start in the ring as both men brawl in the aisle, Teclick gets the upper hand after a takedown, he gets him in a front facelock then drags him down toward the ring, elbow to the back drops Prodigy down, but he's right back up, Teclick rolls him into the ring then rolls in himself, Prodigy stomps Teclick before he has a chance to get to his feet then picks him up, irish whip, Prodigy hits a side buster, Teclick to his feet, knuckle arrow from Prodigy, snapmare, Prodigy pulls out the fork and stabs it into Teclick's head several times, drawing blood, Teclick manages to escape and get to his feet, collar and elbow tie up, Prodigy tries a body slam but Teclick floats over and hits a reverse brainbuster, Prodigy gets up into a running kenka kick that sends him over the top rope, he lands HARD on the outside, Teclick slides out and takes a table from under the ring, he sets it up so that it bridges the gap between the ring apron and the barricade, Teclick lifts Prodigy to his feet and smashes his face off the table, inverted atomic drop quickly followed by a shoulder neckbreaker, Teclick goes underneath the ring once again, and this time he has two tables, he makes another bridge a few feet away from the last one, then bridges the gap between the two tables with the other one, creating a 'H' of tables, Prodigy to his feet again, Teclick whips him into the ring post then charges at him looking for a powerful tackle, Prodigy gets out of the way and all Teclick connects with is the post, Prodigy breaks out the fork again and gives Teclick a few more stabs, Prodigy sticks the fork between two of the mats on the floor so that the head of the fork is sticking up the way, standing headscissors...piledriver onto the fork! Prodigy grabs Teclick and rests his forhead across the fork, he stomps on the back of his head a few times before taking a few steps back, he looks for a running elbow drop but Teclick moves and Prodigy's elbow lands right ontop of the fork, Teclick gets a trash can from under the ring and smacks Prodigy in the head with it, he throws it into the ring and does the same to Prodigy, Teclick takes a singapore cane from under the ring and slides into the ring with it, Prodigy to his feet, WHAM, Teclick swings like its a baseball bat and knocks Prodigy silly, WHAM, Teclick hits the Thoughtless DDT onto the trash can, cover, 1.......2..kickout, Prodigy lifted to his feet, Full Nelson Bomb attempted but Prodigy counters with a low blow, he picks up the trash can and nails Teclick over the head with it, mouth claw applied, Teclick manages to fight out, Big Fire from Prodigy, cover made, 1.....2..kickout, Prodigy hits a perfect throwing german suplex, Prodigy slides to the outside and grabs a steel chair, he slides back in and jabs Teclick in the ribs with it then cracks it across his back, Prodigy Bomb! 1.....2......kickout! Prodigy's pretty pissed off, he sets up the chair then gets Teclick up into position for a DVD, Teclick escapes and hits a Fire Of The Wicked, Prodigy stumbles backwards through the middle ropes onto the apron, right next to the H of tables...Teclick climbs onto the apron with him and hoists him up...O NEGATIVE OFF THE APRON THROUGH THE MIDDLE TABLE! A giant 'Holy ****!!' chant starts up, Teclick's got an arm ontop of Prodigy, 1......2......3!
Winner by pin fall: Jonathon Teclick
Time: 18:22
Audience (Hardcore): 90%
6. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Bukkake SPUNK & Asian Penguin vs. Deadbody Man & Shadow
Shadow and SPUNK tie up to start the match off, neither man gets the upper hand so they break off and circle, another tie up, Spunk hits a face knee lift then a drop toe hold, Shadow right back up into an irish whip, Spunk tries an ultra rana whip but Shadow catches him and performs a fall back powerbomb type manouver that guillotine's Spunk on the top rope, Jigoku-Zuki from Shadow, Shadow applies a front facelock and moves over to DBM, DBM slaps Shadow's back for a tag, Shadow holds Spunk back which allows DBM a few free kicks to the gut, gorrila slam from DBM, Shadow stomps him then climbs onto the apron, one legged headbutt followed through with a neck hanging tree, Spunk manages to knee DBM several times in the face to escape, Spunk tries to make the tag, but DBM catches him and hits another gorilla slam, DBM pulls out the sickle, but Scotland grabs it off of him before he can use it, DBM lifts Spunk onto his feet and whips him to a neutral corner, he charges at him for a lariat but Spunk gets a boot up into DBM's face, DBM staggers backward and Spunk runs toward him and hits a big kenka kick, Spunk hits a step backbrain kick, then a snap suplex, tag made to Penguin, Penguin waits for DBM to get to his feet before unleashing a few center round kicks, DDT from Penguin, Penguin hits the Aurora Borealis then a beast knee drop, DBM to his feet, Penguin whips him to the ropes, mountain bomb, he tries an Anti-Setup Supah Refreshing Kick, but DBM ducks it and hits a neckbreaker, tag made to Shadow, Shadow and DBM hit a big demolition, Spunk climbs into the ring and runs toward both men only to receive a double flapjack, Shadow lifts Penguin to his feet and hits a razor suplex, Penguin to his feet again, Shadow performs a vital spot kick immediately followed by a sweep kick, quick cover,1.....2.kickout, Shadow whips Penguin to the corner...Space Rolling Elbow! Shadow backs Spunk into the corner, he tries the Space Rolling Elbow on him too, but Spunk moves, Shadow staggers back into the center of the ring and Penguin smacks him with the Anti-Setup Supah Refreshing Kick, Shadow just lost a few brain cells, Penguin nails a high angle german suplex, 1....2...DBM breaks it, double dropkick from Penguin and Spunk, DBM's still standing, so they do it again, this time he's down, Spunk gets onto the apron and Penguin tags him back in, Spunkkake Plex to Shadow, 1.....2....kickout, Bukkake Sleeper locked in, Shadow's got nowhere to go but DBM breaks the hold before he can tap out, Shadow get's nailed with a pyramid driver, but it's too close to the ropes for it to be counted, Spunk-Shot attempted but Shadow slips over, he spins Spunk around, Shining Dark, In The Shadows attempted but Spunk backdrops him over the top rope and onto the apron, DBM turns Spunk around and hits him with the Hellavator, Penguin spins DBM around and tries the Supah Refreshing Kick, DBM ducks it, Demon Breath! DBM lifts Spunk...SIX FEET DEEP! he flips him over and Shadow hops onto the top rope, he nails the Eclipse, DBM prevents Penguin from making the save, 1......2......3!
Winners by pin fall: Deadbody Man & Shadow
Time: 21:05
Audience (Freestyle): 79%
7. <<<Non-Title Death Match>>> (Referee: Beau Graves)
Black Knight vs. Sykopath
Sykopath and Black Knight make their entrances, as the stagehands move the guard rails farther away. The charges are set, and the cage begins to lower down. Beau Graves, the referee for this match is having a heated conversation. He doesn’t want to be inside the cage. Finally, the stagehands grab him, and roll him into the ring just in time. The cage is locked in place, and the electric charging wires are hooked up to the cage. The bell rings. Syko and Black Knight trade off stiff punches for a while. Sykopath is whipped into the cage, but he stops just short, getting a short “Oooh” from the crowd. A premature attempt to end it by Black Knight is reversed by Sykopath into a front slam. Black Knight is picked up, and thrown into the cage! The fans cheer, as this deathmatch really kicks off. They trade off body slams, before a kick to the gut and a Shining Wizard gets Black Knight the first pin attempt! One… Two… Th-No! Sykopath just gets his shoulders up. Black Knight picks Sykopath up, but he gets a low blow! Oh no! Sykopath slams Black Knight’s head face-first into the cage! Sykopath convulses wildly as his head is held to the electrified cage! Blood begins seeping through the mask, and Sykopath lets go! He locks Knight in a high power Boston Crab. Black Knight powers out of it. Black Knight is up. He dodges a punch, grabs Sykopath from behind, and drives his head to the ground with a reverse rana! He pins again. One… Two… Kick out by Syko. Syko gets up, and pushes Black Knight into the cage again! He laughs, and shows off for the crowd. Black Knight, through the miracle of resilience, is up again! Sykopath walks up. Sleeper suplex! Black Knight is dropped directly onto his head. Sykopath then procures a sickle, of all things, and begins digging it into Black Knight’s forehead! After he’s done giving Knight another head wound, he pins. One… Two… Thr-no! Black Knight just gets the shoulder up. Black Knight is getting up, cursing with every breath. And he gets green mist spit at him by Sykopath! Black Knight’s mask is covered in green mist, and he is stumbling around like an idiot! Sykopath trips him down, and then jabs a fork directly into his forehad! Black Knight screams in pain as the fork digs deeply into his forehead, piercing his mask on the way. Black Knight is picked up, and dropped down again with a praying powerbomb. One.. Two… No! Black Knight rolls out of the pin. The 10 second countdown begins, as both men get up. 10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… Sykopath tries to grab Black Knight, but he’s drop toe held into the cage! His head is naught but 3 feet from the containers! 3… 2… Beau Graves dives to the center of the ring, as does Black Knight! 1… BOOOOOOM! The cage explodes, with Sykopath’s head still stuck in the cage! Time passes, and the smoke clears. Sykopath is out cold! What a victory for Black Knight!
Winner by last man standing: Black Knight
Time: 15:10
Audience (Hardcore): 78%
…Cameras take us to the back now where Barry Wood is standing by with tonight’s Canadian enforcer, Brian Lee.
[Barry]: We’re moments away from tonight’s main event and I stand next to the “enforcer” Brian Lee. Lee, can we trust that you will be partial tonight? Seeing how your buddy Cowan is in the match?
[Lee]: You sure give me a lot of credit Barry, I’m a Canadian! Doesn’t everyone trust Canadians? Tonight I’m merely out there just to keep things in line. We have 2 loose cannons out there with Rose and Crimson. There’s no telling what they have planned.
[Barry]: And let’s say if Cowan is out of line? Your going to step in?.
[Lee]: Of course, I don’t play favourites Barry. And far as Tranz goes, let me tell you first hand that he won’t step nowhere near the arena. I have this place crawling with security
…Lee stands next to Barry ever so confident when out of nowhere Tranz comes from behind and blasts him in the back with his nun-chucks.
[Tranz]: Yeah, some kind of security “jerkboy”. What’s up Barry?
…Tranz grins as he leaves the scene clenching his chucks. Shot fades to the ring as Barry stands over Lee not knowing whether to get help or not.
8. <<<World Heavyweight Championship>>> (Referee: Beau Graves)
Ross Cowan vs. Ryan Rose vs. Crimson vs. Rick Fatal(c)
All four men make their separate entrances, as Beau Graves is on the outside getting cleaned up from the previous match. His brown hair is colored gray from the dust. He rolls into the ring, and the match begins. Instantly, the four men converge into a giant cussing, punching ball. In the midst of the confusion, Rick Fatal is double team suplexed by Rose and Cowan, who were in a very good tag battle on Sunday. Crimson takes Rose down, and he and Cowan face off. Cowan feels his forehead where Crimson dug his famous fork into it. He flips Crimson off, and the two brawl around the ring. Rick Fatal attempts to join the party, but he’s belly-to-belly suplexed into Crimson by Cowan! Ryan Rose runs over, but he’s dumped over the top by Cowan. Rose returns to the ring just in time to stop Fatal from dropping a knee into the groin of the prone Crimson. He then grabs Cowan, and whaterweel drops him onto Fatal! Crimson gets up, and gets a Withering Rose! Ryan Rose has taken out all 3 of his opponents! Rick Fatal is the first to get up, and he gets in a Discus punch on Rose. Crimson and Cowan are fighting on the other side of the ring. Inverted Cowan Special! No! It’s reversed into a piledriver by Crimson! Oh no! Crimson has his fork out of his boots! He holds it up to the lights for all to see. He’s now jabbing it fiercely into Cowan’s unprotected forehead! The ref is too busy trying to break up the wild punching on the other side of the ring! Cowan is bleeding! On the other side, Rose gets the Spear in on Fatal, to a mixed response. Cowan attempts a suplex on crimson, but Crimson jabs his fork into Cowan’s kidney! Cowan is rolling around in pain on the ground, before Crimson drops a knee right to the back of his head. A small amount of blood is trickling from Cowan’s side, and his entire face is covered with it from the 2-inch hole in his forehead! Ryan Rose with a Withering Rose on Fatal! He pins. One… Two… Thr-No! Fatal just manages to kick out of that one. Rose gets up, and tosses Rose over the top rope. Cowan is up, and dropped again with a Crimson Crusher! Crimson goes for a pin, but he’s Speared by Ryan Rose! Cowan goes for Rose, but he’s dropped with a discus punch by Rick Fatal! Fatal turns around, right into a Bed of Roses! Cowan tries his lock with the Cowan Plex on Rose, but Crimson breaks it up with a low blow on Cowan before he can pull it off! Rose is up, and he’s instantly STOed back down by Crimson! Cowan is up. He spins Crimson around. Cowan Plex! One… Two… No! It’s broken up by Rick Fatal. Rick Fatal grabs Ryan Rose, and tosses him over the top. He turns around to a Convict Kick from Crimson! Crimson is whipped around by Cowan, but a swift DDT takes care of him. Crimson walks over to the corner, and produces a sickle from the turnbuckle post! My god! He the walks over, and calmly stabs it into the top of Ross Cowan’s head! Cowan is so bloody he can’t even be recognized, were it not for his outfit. Ryan Rose rolls back into the ring, and mixes it up with Rick Fatal. Cowan rolls to his feet, and avoids a sickle slash from Crimson. Cowan then grabs him, and suplexes him over the top rope! Rick and Ryan are both attempting to get in some power moves, but to no avail. That is, until Fatal gets in a thunderous I am FATAL! Crimson is back into the ring. He grabs Cowan again, and once again procures the fork. But this time, Beau Graves sees it! He grabs Crimson’s hand, and yells at him. Crimson is once again ready to go after the referee, until Cowan spins him around, and Exploder suplexes him to the outside! Crimson lands right on his head! Ever the opportunist, Ryan Rose slides away from Rick Fatal’s onslaught to roll Crimson back into the ring, and pin him. One… Two… Thre-no! Crimson just barely manages to get the shoulder up. Rose goes up top for the aerial maneuver. Fallen Angel on Crimson! One… Two… Crimson gets his foot on the ropes! Cowan does the Inverted Cowan Special on Rick Fatal! Ryan Rose then comes over, and exchanges moves with Cowan. Crimson, however, crawls over to Fatal, and drapes the arm over his chest! One… Two… Thre-NO! Fatal was very close to losing! Wait! What’s this! Bed of Roses on Cowan?!? Crimson runs over and grabs Rose! And now it’s Fatal’s turn to get the cheap pin attempt on Cowan! One… Two… THREE!! Cowan is the first man eliminated! Cowan is in disbelief! He rolls dejectedly to the outside of the ring, where he’s instantly swamped by the EMTs. One the inside of the ring, Rick Fatal Discus punches Ryan Rose, only to get Crimson Crushered by Crimson! Crimson turns to Fatal, and throws him over the top rope! He goes for Rose, who has somehow gotten himself to his feet. He attempts a bulldog, but he’s back dropped over the top rope to the concrete! Rick Fatal and Crimson brawl on the outside, while Rose waits calmly. 1… 2… 3… Fatal is rolled back into the ring by Crimson. Crimson quickly takes care of Rose with a suplex, and pins Fatal. One… Two… Ryan Rose breaks it up! Crimson is up now, fuming with anger at Ryan Rose. Ryan attempts a cheap shot, but Crimson drops him with the Crimson Cutter! He pins! One… Two… Three! Ryan Rose is eliminated! It is now only Crimson and Rick Fatal. Crimson is dropped with a facebuster chokeslam. Crimson recovers with a low blow to Fatal, and then whips him to the ropes. Spine Bomb! One… Two… Thr-Kick out! Rick Fatal shows tremendous resilience kicking out from such a powerful move. Crimson picks Fatal Back up. STO! Crimson is unrelenting! One… Two… Thr-No! Another impressive kick out by Rick Fatal! And now here’s a Crimson Crusher! Crimson walks over to the ropes, where his sickle is lying. He grabs it, brandishes it to the fans, and digs it deep into Fatal’s forehead! Fatal squirts blood into the first row! Fatal is back up. Crimson Cutter! Crimson pins. One… Two… No! Fatal gets his foot on the ropes! Crimson is throwing a fit! He grabs his blood soaked fork, wipes it off, and tears into Fatal’s exposed head with it! More blood goes squirting all over the place! One of Fatal’s arteries must be ruptured. Blood is running down his chest onto the mat. Crimson picks up Fatal in an attempt for an STO, but Fatal avoids it, and drives Crimson down with a Tombstone piledriver. He leans down for a pin, but Crimson kicks him in the face, and jumps to his feet. He grabs his fork, which is on the floor, and digs it into Fatal’s back! Fatal’s upper back begins gushing blood! Fatal rolls around in pain, as the fans “Ooh” and “Ahh” at the amount of blood that is staining the mat. Crimson goes up top, and waits. Fatal slowly gets up to his feet, and Crimson dives off with a swinging reverse DDT! Crimson showboats for the fans, but Fatal sneaks up behind him with a Michinoku driver! One… Two… Thr-No! Crimson with a strong kick out. Fatal locks Crimson into a Figure-4 leg lock, to the fans’ delight. Crimson manages to reverse the pressure, though, forcing Fatal to release the hold. Crimson is first to his feet. He then springs off Crimson’s rising knee with a Shining Wizard! Pin! One… Two… Kick out! Crimson manages to kick out, to everyone’s surprise! Fatal picks Crimson up. OFF DA RICHTER SCALE!!! Fatal pins! One… Two… THREE! Crimson is eliminated! Fatal wins!
Winner by pin fall: Rick Fatal
Time: 42:41
Audience: n/a
…Fatal barely gets back up to his feet as Crimson still lies in the ring. Cowan is back on the scene and slides in the ring with a steel chair. He takes a swing at Fatal but Fatal ducks at the last minute, Cowan turns around and Fatal unloads with some rights and lefts. Lee rushes the ring now holding his neck. Cowan is whipped into the ropes but it’s countered, Lee trips up Fatal and brings him to the outside. Cowan and Lee do the double team on Fatal just as Crimson gets to his feet… holy crap! Plancha! Plancha! All four men are down. Tranz and Rose are running down the ring as Crimson rolls Lee and Cowan back in. Crimson waits for Cowan to get back up, Crimson Cutter! Tranz whips Lee into Rose, Bed Of Roses! Crimson and Rose begin to set up Lee and Cowan on top of each other, Tranz gets up to the top, Mad Splash on both of them! The crowd pops huge for the three as Fatal grabs his and watches on.
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