Post by CyberTranz on Sept 21, 2009 20:42:33 GMT -6
1. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Alex Sanchez vs. Loki Aces
Alex is looking to bounce back after his loss to Jay this past Sunday, both men tie up and Loki scores the drop toehold. Alex has to get his head in the game if he wants to win this. Tie up again and Alex hits the elbow tot eh back of the head, back switch by Alex and Loki is hit hard with the sole butt. Loki whipped into the ropes, its reversed and Loki and Alex shoot off opposite sides, head scissors takedown by Loki. Strangle hold alpha now applied but Alex wisely finds the ropes. Loki is there to drop a snap elbow; Alex gets back up to his feet, kick… kick… rolling sole but rush. Alex looks to take out his vertical base now and applies the figure four leg lock. Loki fights off the pain and reaches the ropes. Alex runs off the ropes now and hits the sunset flip, in one fluent motion he goes up to the top, diving head butt to perfection! Alex follows with the cover… 1… 2… kick out! Loki now takes Alex down with the stomach crusher, spinning leg lock by Loki; he picks Alex back up by his mask, ultra rana! Cover… 1… 2… kick out! Both men sprint back up and Alex plants Loki with the DDT, both men down. Couto begins his count as Alex is the first to stir, Loki soon follows, mid kick by Loki, it’s blocked and Alex almost takes off his knee with the rapid dragon screw. Alex grapples from behind now, Buenos Noches locked in! Loki has now where to go, Alex reaches back some more as Loki desperately tries to make it to the ropes… he’s there and Alex has to break it. Alex ascends the top now, Elbow Con Queso… no! Loki just barley gets out of the way. Loki rolls him over into la magistral… 1… damnit ref, Loki has a hand full of tights… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Loki Aces
Time: 7:45
Audience (Lucha Style): 86%
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
T-Bone vs. Brian Lee
The match starts off as Bone comes in close and puts Lee in a DEVASTATING hammer lock… Lee pats his arm twice like all wrestlers do when in a hammerlock and spins behind to get his own. Bone spins back one more time and cyclone whips Lee to the ground; the crowd applauds the series. Next, Lee locks in a front headlock, Bone tries to push him off and into the ropes, but Lee hangs on and then elbows Bone in the back, then does a Jumping elbow drop to Bone on the ground. Bone shakes off the last attack and gets back to his feat, he comes in close the Lee and throws a Palm strike, Lee retaliates with a kick to the mid section, palm, kick, palm, kick, palm, kick, finally Bone comes in and takes Lee down with an Osaku-giri. A series of takedowns, Lee has the slight upper hand as he works Bone’s Leg with a plethora of sweeps and high-speed dragon screws. Bone begins trying to fight back by countering a headlock by Lee, but fails to follow up. Bone hits Lee in the mid-section and it looks like he is going for the butcher slam… Lee blocks it… GIMMICK BUSTER!!!! He keeps it locked and rolls through and hits another GIMMICK BUSTER… cover…1…2…NO!!! Lee looks as if he is going to do another… T-Bone blocks it, lifts Lee up… Emerald Frosion… no… Lee gets behind… Haiti Edge… no T-Bone escapes, Lee hits a solebutt to Bone’s gut… turns around… Enziguri!! Lee lazily picks up Bone… Bone turns around in a flash and nails the Big Bone Buster… he slaps on the Stalefish… Lee is screaming in agony… but her crawls over to the ropes in time. Lee works his way to his feat, staggers around, and walks into another Big Bone Buster! Lee pops up to his feat again; T-Bone looks confused and nails ANOTHER Big Bone Buster! Lee pops right back up to his feat again and shoves Bone right into the turnbuckle; he hoists him up on the top rope… Looks like he is going for a top rope Gimmick Buster… Bone blocks it; he does a sunset flip over Lee and hits the BUTCHER BOMB!!!! Instead of covering, he slides down to the Legs and locks in the Stalefish… Lee is in such pain… the ropes are so close… he won’t give up… he won’t tap… but the pain is too much and Lee passes out, Quest calls for the bell as T-Bone celebrates his first big victory.
Winner by Submission: T-Bone
Time: 14:22
Audience (Strong Style): 86%
3. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Dink & Hando vs. Biohazard
Once again Patrick sends his ever-anxious son, Johnny, to ref this match. The Biohazard waits patiently inside the ring as Hando comes out to a huge ovation from the audience. What a confusing match up today… bitter enemies turned partners… after nearly killing eachother last Sunday. Hando is waiting in his corner doing some warm up shots and what have we… Dink’s music hits… the fans boo and await his arrival. OK… Dink’s theme has just ended and he still hasn’t shown up to the ring. The boos grow louder and louder as Dink’s theme plays one more time. Patrick, Beau, Mr. Couto, and Burez all come out to the ring, they discuss something with Johnny, and Johnny brings tells all the competitors to come closer. They talk in a huddle for a bit, Biohazard turns to eachother and smile, and Hando looks at the crowd and just shrugs. The announcer dude gets on the mike and states, “This is now going to be a handicap match!” The crowd doesn’t like this, but they’ll take anything to see Hando wrestle. Devon and Hando start the match… Devon is not really taking this match to seriously and is just kinda wearing hando down with ToS’s and the such… aka nothing is really going on. Devon tags out to Kid… Hando and Kid wrestle around for a bit… and then Kid begins to bring the pace up. He nails Hando with a Snap Suplex and then a running headbutt. He picks Hando up… Nuclear Meltdown…cover…1…2…NO!!! Kid continues to Suplex the crap out of Hando… he throws Hando over the top rope and tags out to Devon. Devon comes in and taunts Hando a bit, he spits the plague in his face and then hits the Red Death Driver… Roll up…1…2…THE LIGHTS GO OUT!!!!! A kid comes flying down from the top of the rafters and lands in the center of the ring nearly paralyzing himself!!! OMG!! ITS DINK!!! The lights turn back on, Devon runs over to Dink only to receive dA DiNK J@B!!! Man, as if Hido didn’t hit him with that enough… Kid comes running in to help Devon… Double DinK J@B!!!!!! The crowd is going nuts (no pun intended ^_~) and Dink puts up his legendary gun signals as Biohazard rolls out of the ring in severe Pain. Hando is struggling to get to his feat, Dink pull out the Foam finger and endlessly pokes Hando in the eyes until Security comes running out!!! OMG WHAT A MASSACRE!!!!
Winner: No one really
Time (Taken when Dink jumped down from Rafters): 12:24
Audience (Dink Style): 110%
4. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Catalyst vs. Tranzfusion
The Match begins as the Blood Brother takes down Catalyst with a few quick elbows, as Catalyst gets up and gives him a quick drop toe hold. As Tranz rises, he gets sent to the mat with a succession of Dragon screws. Tranz rises after those, goes for a kick, and gets a double dragon screw. Catalyst goes to the ropes, and hits a Flashing Elbow. The two stand, step backbrain kick by Tranz! He brings Catalyst up…whip to the ropes, Tranz goes running as well…Zero Fighter Kick from Catalyst! He walks up to Tranz, and hits a low dropkick, then rolls him to the outside. HE stomps a few times, then taunts, getting boos from men, but cheers from women. He grins at those cheers, then sets Drans up against the bars, then runs inside, and runs to the ropes, then comes back….Spaceman Plancha set up…Meteor Press! Wait..oh dear GOD, Tranz moved! Catalyst just hit the bars headfirst! Tranz stands him up…and there’s the Complete Shot! Onto the concrete! After a while, Tranzfusion stands, and rolls Catalyst into the ring. Quick bulldog by Tranz, Tranz climbs up, turning his back to taunt the crowd, as the Pyrromaniac stands, and runs to the corner. He seems to go headfirst…wait…flip, Hurricanran-no! what the…a top rope Samurai Driver from the Pyromaniac! The crowd is going nuts as both men lay on the mat, barely conscious! After a good minute, the two of them stand…Tranz obviously quite dazed from the move…and a Catalyst Neckbreaker! Catalyst taunts, and raises Tranzfusion up. Tranz recovers, and hits a quick jawbreaker, sending Catalyst to the ground, muttering curses. He stands, and turns, giving everyone’s favorite Canadian Ninja a Stepping Palm Blow rush. He grabs Tranz before he hits the ropes, and hits a quick Northern Lights Suplex! One! Two! Three! The match ends as “Gimme” hits, and Catalyst rolls out of the ring.
Winner by pin fall: Catalyst
Time: 15:22
Audience (Freestyle): 56%
5. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Prodigy & Deadbody Man vs. The Sharpshooters
The match begins with Prodigy scooping Jacob up and slamming him. Multiple times. For a good 3 minutes. Booooring. After a while, during a scoop slam, Abdula slaps Jacob’s back, and runs inside. He drops Jacob, and Prodigy gives Abdula a mouth claw, shoving him into the corner, and then smashing him with repeated hammer blows. He goes to the fallen Abdula, whips him to the ropes, and hits a side slam, then stabs him with a fork. Abby reaches the ropes where Jacob has already recovered, and tags, Jacob running inside, and getting a kick and a snapmare from Prodigy, who the runs around, and hits a boot to the groin, causing Jacob to clutch his crotch. In that bad way. He raises Jacob, and hits a brainbuster. He brins Jacob up, and hits a throwing german..wait…the Deadbody Man catches Jacob in mid air and chokeslams him to the outside! Prodigy walks to the corner, and reaches a hand over the ropes to DBM, who makes the tag, and stops on Jacob. He rolls Jake inside, and the two raise him up…Double Powerbomb! Jacob rolls awa to the corner, and quickly tags Abdula, who jumps inside and runs at DBM. The Mystik One catches him, and hits a shoulder neckbreaker, then grabs his neck with one hand, lifts him of the groumd, and slams him, Face Down in the Dirt! Abdula crawls over to the corner, and tags in the weary and weakened Jacob. DBM grabs Jacob and hits a Fire Thunder, then brins him up…Demon Breath! DBM grabs Jake before he can fall…Hellavator! Abdula tags Jake on his way down, and starts kicking at DBM, who seems totally unphased. DBM shoots a hand out…And he slams Abdula Face Down In The Dirt yet again! He raises Abdula, runs to the corner, boots Jacob off the apron, as Prodigy climbs inside…Big Fire/Demon Breath Combo!! Dear God, Abby looks charred! Prod goes to the ropes, as DBM chuckles evilly, and tags him in. Prod takes a fork to the fallen Marksman. Jacob runs in, but gets caught by DBM, and gets knocked down! DBM and Prod, Taunt, raise the Tongas up…Hellavator on Jacob! And a Prodigy Bomb on Abdula!! Dear GOD, They’re both unconscious! They aren’t even breathing! The ref checks on them both, and stops the match. It looks like a serious situation, but DBM and Prodigy just laugh, as “South Texas Deathride” hits.
Winners by KO: Prodigy & Deadbody Man
Audience (Freestyle): 100%
Time: 24:32
<em>: :Enlarge Disorder kicks in over the arena and Spunk comes out from behind the curtain.. With an evil smirk on his face he struts down to the ring.. He rolls inside and dances a bit while the crowd boos on.. He yells at the ring announcer who hands him the mic, he taps on it and adresses the crowd::[/i]
[Spunk]: I think all you people are in for a big treat tonight.. Thats right, after I kicked Jamal Sambo's ass on Sunday I think everyone should take me a bit more seriously.. You see, my buddy AP has decided to be a World Title Contender, and ditch that jobber strap the PTTV title.. And, while the word is backstage that I am a lock for that title, I hate to break it to you.. But I'm not
<em>: :He looks around at the fans who are booing him.. He spits out at one of them and flicks him off::[/i]
[Spunk]: You see, when I first arrived here, I thought 'Well Spunk, might as well take it slow and go for the PTTV belt.' But then, I started thinking.. Why should I take it slow? I mean, I don't do anything slow... I mean, its been a month since my arrival here, and I have already beaten half of the roster, had sex with half of the women, and formed a group that you can't ignore..
<em>: :A beer cup flies in the ring and hits him on the back, he turns around and kicks it while flicking off the fans::[/i]
[Spunk]: Hey, like it or not, you know I'm right.. I don't know the meaning of taking it slow.. Hell, ask your girlfriend there @#%$..
<em>: :He points to a guy in the crowd standing next to a woman, the woman blushes and the man attempts to jump the barrier, but is held back by security::[/i]
[Spunk]: Thats right, keep that fat-ass back there.. Oh yeah, and babe.. Go to the security guys and tell him you are the one Spunk pointed at, and I'm sure they'll show you to my dressing room.. Anyway
<em>: :He shakes his head and throws the mic back at the announcer::[/i]
6. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Bukkake SPUNK vs. Black Knight
First ever match between these two men, Couto checks out their gear for illegal objects and rings the bell. Quick kick by SPUNK but Knight moves out of the way, Knight now follows up with some stiff elbows to the side of the head, whip to the ropes but SPUNK holds on. SPUNK with the knuckle arrow, then drop toehold. ToS still don’t seem to be solving anything. SPUNK takes him down with the elbow to the back of the head, looking to work on the legs but Knight boots him off with a stiff kick to the head. Knight now with the slam, guillotine drop. SPUNK gets back up again and Knight this time takes him down with the lifting takedown. Back in the grapple again, suplex and SPUNK finds himself on the outside. SPUNK takes a little breather on the outside to rethink his strategy. SPUNK goes charging back in, face knee lift buy SPUNK, Knight stumbles back right into the step backbrain kick! Knight tires to grapple from behind now, SPUNK drops down with the side arm hold, Knight gets to his feet, step kicks to the face, back up again and Knight goes flying from the overhead belly-to-belly suplex. SPUNK now shoots him off the ropes and bounces off the other, Knight gets the block in with the knee, SPUNK gets back up and Knight connects with the jumping axe kick nearly taking off SPUNK’s head. Moonsault pin… 1… 2… kick out! Both men back in the grapple, SPUNK with the backbrain kneelkick, Knight gets up a little wobbly, blizzard suplex… 1… 2… kick out! Two near falls in a row, the pace beings to quicken, SPUNK hits another series of step kicks and goes to the top, landing body press on the small of the back of Knight, SPUNK rolls him over into the cover… 1… 2… kick out! SPUNK now looks for the kick, its blocked into a dragon screw, Knight has the sharpshooter locked in! SPUNK is desperately trying to reach the ropes and finally does. Knight looking for the Shining Wizard… SPUNK no sells the WIZARD! Knight turns around, kick to the gut, SPUNK-SHOT! The cover… 1… 2… Lights go out! The arena is bitch black, an occasional flash from a camera sheds some light but nothing we can see. SMACK! … SMACK! The sound of a steel chair echoes the arena, there’s a moment of silence, lights come back on; Knight looks confused as SPUNK lies on the mat. Knight ever the opportunistic goes for the cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Black Knight
Time: 12:10
Audience (Freestyle): 67%
…SPUNK slowly gets back to his feet as his attention is now at the Cowan-Tron. In black and purple letters we can see the words “4 Days Remain”. It slowly fades and the camera focuses on SPUNK as he appears to be confused as ever.
7. <<<Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: Giddeon Bownes)
Sykopath vs. Ryan Rose
Rose makes his way to the ring witha spring in his step to a chorus of boos from the fans.. Sykopath comes down to the ring loking very serious, very concentrated for this bout. Rose starts off with a kick to Syko's mid-section, but Syko fights back with a European uppercut. Rose back on his feet and both men lock up in a test of strength, Syko gains the advantage and slides down into a drop toe hold taking Rose face first into the mat. Syko picks him up and slams him down, then grabs his leg to go for a submission, but the ever crafty Rose blocks it with a kick to the back of the head. Syko with a European uppercut, then goes for another, but Rose blocks it and punches him straight in the face. Rose with a tackle on Syko. Syko springs up and go behind on Rose.. Rose grabs Syko's hands and tries to struggle free, but Syko won't give.. Rose stomps on his foot and then wriggles free with a Kangaroo kick. He follows up with a drop toe hold, followed swiftly by a La Magistral Cradle, but Syko doesn't even let the ref count to 1. Rose now tackling Syko into the ropes, causing him to fall out onto the floor. Rose heads to the outside but Syko swiftly rolls back in.. Rose rolls back in and lifts Syko up onto his shoulders and drops him down onto his knee, causing Syko to wretch in pain as his ribs burn.. Rose with a huge double knee drop now on Syko. Syko gets up, and Rose comes in for a grapple, but Syko catches him with a knee to the face, he then hits a full nelson slam on the dumbfounded Rose. Syko bends over to pick up Rose and Rose kicks him in the back of the head again. Syko gets up before Rose, and Rose stumbles into Syko's grasp, Syko tucks Rose's head, and prays to the gods, then follows with a huge powerbomb.. The ref slides down and starts the count, but only gets to 1 after Rose reaches out for the ropes. Rose whips Syko, and sets up for a slam, Syko slides under, and follows up with about 6 headbutts to the skull of Rose. Rose again with the kick to Syko's head as Syko goes to pick him up, and drops his elbow on Syko's exposed knees. Rose again with the huge rib-breaker on Syko, as Syko is down face first, Rose climbs the turnbuckle and launches a 450 landing on the back of Syko. Syko gets to his feet first and locks in a Sickle Hold on Rose, Rose refuses to tap, and Syko lets go.. Syko looks agitated as Rose stumbles to his feet.. He goes to grab Rose, and wait, Bed of Roses!! Out of nowhere Rose hits the bed of Roses! Syko gets to his feet slowly, and Rose kicks him on the way up, then turns his back and hits a moonsault kick on the head of Syko. He falls to his knees and drapes himself over Syko, but Syko only stays down for a 2. Syko gets up and Rose advances, Syko hits a huge headbutt on Rose, and a gush of blood comes from Rose's forehead.. Syko looks down at the bleeding Rose, and holds out his arms and screams his laughter. He grabs Rose from behind now, and Rose elbows him in the face, Rose puts the dazed man in a headlock and hits a bulldog on Syko.. He pulls Syko to the center of the ring and locks in the Rose Bush, the blood is dripping down his face, onto his chest and falling onto Syko's back. Syko with his free leg kicks Rose off of him and gets to his feet. Rose kicks him in the stomache and levels him with a DDT now, he drags him back into the center and locks in the Rose Bush again.. Syko again kicks free, and this team gets up and levels Rose with a DDT of his own. Wait, whats this.. Syko is scaling the turnbuckle now, and wait.. Moonsault onto Rose! The ref slides in and counts, but Rose kicks out at 2.. Rose slowly gets up as Syko awaits him, and out of nowhere Rose springs up and nails a Bed of Roses on Syko! He smirks and then applies the Bed of Roses again on Syko.. Once he realizes that Syko won't give, he relinquishes the hold. Syko gets to his feet and meets an Withered Rose from Rose.. Rose follows up with a huge Spear causing Syko's head to pound the mat hard.. Ryan then, in the center of the ring applies the Bed of Roses on Syko.. Syko clutches for the mat, trying to reach the ropes, but they are too far away, Syko is now screaming in pain, and has a look of defeat on his face as he pounds his hand on the mat tapping out!
Winner by submission: Rose Ryan
Time: 8:46
Audience (Hardcore): 65%
8. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Asian Penguin vs. Crimson
Here’s the main event ladies and gentlemen, the match that AP pretty much bagged to get. Let’s see if he can put his money were his mouth is. Before the match starts, Mr. Couto is informed that this match will be a no DQ match. Well that’s an interesting twist. Crimson starts off with the Irish whip to the ropes, ultra rana whip… no AP blocks I with the knee attack. AP now takes Crimson down and lands the dropkick to the back of the head. Crimson hits a kick to the thighs, scoop slam; cyclone whip then he follows it up with some nicely placed knees to the face. AP determined though goes from behind, high kick to the back of the head of Crimson. Camel clutch now applied by AP, Crimson the ring veteran finds the ropes before any significant damage is done. AP again goes from behind, twisted backdrop, he floats right into the stretch plum, again Crimson is in the ropes. AP goes for the Irish whip but its countered by Crimson, head scissors takedown. Few more knees to the face by Crimson has AP a little shaky, AP sent to the corner now, Crimson goes in, REFRESHING KICK! Where the hell did that come from? AP with the cover… 1… 2… kick out! Uh, oh. That’s nothing but trouble; Crimson just no sold the Refreshing Kick. AP sticks out the jackal pack sign to the crowd know he’s still in control. But is he? Crimson whips AP to the ropes, finally connects with the ultra rana whip. AP little slow to his feet now, OMG! DA FORK! Crimson is jabbing that thing in his forehead good, AP finally kicks him off. Crimson attempts the DDT, AP counters with the lifting takedown. AP wipes the wee blood from his eyes and ascends the top, corkscrew moonsault… 1… 2… Crimson gets the shoulder up! AP picks Crimson back up by his hair; grapple from behind, peace crusher! Crimson waits for AP to get to his feet, CRIMSON CUTTER! The cover… 1… 2… no, AP kicks out! Well I’ll be damn; I thought he had him there. Crimson now shoots AP off the ropes, spine bomb, cover again… 1… 2… kick out! AP’s refreshing style is keeping him in this one. The crowd begins to boo as Ryan Rose makes his way down to the ring with steel chair in hand. Crimson has got AP again, Hawaiian… no AP floats over, Penguin Hero Bomb! AP goes for the cover but Rose pulls Couto out! Rose enters now, BAM! Chair to the skull on Crimson, he swings at AP, AP ducks, REFRESHING KICK INTO THE CHAIR! Rose is rolled out of the ring, Crimson back up to his feet, AP hits a spiral bomb, he could have it… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Asian Penguin
Time: 14:06
Audience (Strong Style): 83%
…Rose comes to now and attacks AP from behind, both exchange rights and lefts, AP shoots Rose off, Rose comes back and nails a Bed Of Roses. He celebrates over top of AP when Sykopath now makes it to the ring, he hits Rose with a stiff clothesline that send shim out of the ring. The rest of S^3 make their way out and begin a 3 on 2 beating of Crimson and Sykopath. “Du Hast” hits and here comes Tranz! Tranz with the spinning back kick on Catalyst, he turns around to SPUNK but gets hammered with a SPUNK-Shot. Crimson slow to his feet fights off AP and throws him to the outside. Catalyst tries to attack him from behind, CRIMSON CUTTER! Crimson no looks to the outside, Rose is still there, PLANCHA! Crimson nails Rose with the plancha. Secuirty guards finally make their way to ringside to attempt to get some order around here. The shot fade as the carnage is still going on.
[Fade]
Alex Sanchez vs. Loki Aces
Alex is looking to bounce back after his loss to Jay this past Sunday, both men tie up and Loki scores the drop toehold. Alex has to get his head in the game if he wants to win this. Tie up again and Alex hits the elbow tot eh back of the head, back switch by Alex and Loki is hit hard with the sole butt. Loki whipped into the ropes, its reversed and Loki and Alex shoot off opposite sides, head scissors takedown by Loki. Strangle hold alpha now applied but Alex wisely finds the ropes. Loki is there to drop a snap elbow; Alex gets back up to his feet, kick… kick… rolling sole but rush. Alex looks to take out his vertical base now and applies the figure four leg lock. Loki fights off the pain and reaches the ropes. Alex runs off the ropes now and hits the sunset flip, in one fluent motion he goes up to the top, diving head butt to perfection! Alex follows with the cover… 1… 2… kick out! Loki now takes Alex down with the stomach crusher, spinning leg lock by Loki; he picks Alex back up by his mask, ultra rana! Cover… 1… 2… kick out! Both men sprint back up and Alex plants Loki with the DDT, both men down. Couto begins his count as Alex is the first to stir, Loki soon follows, mid kick by Loki, it’s blocked and Alex almost takes off his knee with the rapid dragon screw. Alex grapples from behind now, Buenos Noches locked in! Loki has now where to go, Alex reaches back some more as Loki desperately tries to make it to the ropes… he’s there and Alex has to break it. Alex ascends the top now, Elbow Con Queso… no! Loki just barley gets out of the way. Loki rolls him over into la magistral… 1… damnit ref, Loki has a hand full of tights… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Loki Aces
Time: 7:45
Audience (Lucha Style): 86%
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
T-Bone vs. Brian Lee
The match starts off as Bone comes in close and puts Lee in a DEVASTATING hammer lock… Lee pats his arm twice like all wrestlers do when in a hammerlock and spins behind to get his own. Bone spins back one more time and cyclone whips Lee to the ground; the crowd applauds the series. Next, Lee locks in a front headlock, Bone tries to push him off and into the ropes, but Lee hangs on and then elbows Bone in the back, then does a Jumping elbow drop to Bone on the ground. Bone shakes off the last attack and gets back to his feat, he comes in close the Lee and throws a Palm strike, Lee retaliates with a kick to the mid section, palm, kick, palm, kick, palm, kick, finally Bone comes in and takes Lee down with an Osaku-giri. A series of takedowns, Lee has the slight upper hand as he works Bone’s Leg with a plethora of sweeps and high-speed dragon screws. Bone begins trying to fight back by countering a headlock by Lee, but fails to follow up. Bone hits Lee in the mid-section and it looks like he is going for the butcher slam… Lee blocks it… GIMMICK BUSTER!!!! He keeps it locked and rolls through and hits another GIMMICK BUSTER… cover…1…2…NO!!! Lee looks as if he is going to do another… T-Bone blocks it, lifts Lee up… Emerald Frosion… no… Lee gets behind… Haiti Edge… no T-Bone escapes, Lee hits a solebutt to Bone’s gut… turns around… Enziguri!! Lee lazily picks up Bone… Bone turns around in a flash and nails the Big Bone Buster… he slaps on the Stalefish… Lee is screaming in agony… but her crawls over to the ropes in time. Lee works his way to his feat, staggers around, and walks into another Big Bone Buster! Lee pops up to his feat again; T-Bone looks confused and nails ANOTHER Big Bone Buster! Lee pops right back up to his feat again and shoves Bone right into the turnbuckle; he hoists him up on the top rope… Looks like he is going for a top rope Gimmick Buster… Bone blocks it; he does a sunset flip over Lee and hits the BUTCHER BOMB!!!! Instead of covering, he slides down to the Legs and locks in the Stalefish… Lee is in such pain… the ropes are so close… he won’t give up… he won’t tap… but the pain is too much and Lee passes out, Quest calls for the bell as T-Bone celebrates his first big victory.
Winner by Submission: T-Bone
Time: 14:22
Audience (Strong Style): 86%
3. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Dink & Hando vs. Biohazard
Once again Patrick sends his ever-anxious son, Johnny, to ref this match. The Biohazard waits patiently inside the ring as Hando comes out to a huge ovation from the audience. What a confusing match up today… bitter enemies turned partners… after nearly killing eachother last Sunday. Hando is waiting in his corner doing some warm up shots and what have we… Dink’s music hits… the fans boo and await his arrival. OK… Dink’s theme has just ended and he still hasn’t shown up to the ring. The boos grow louder and louder as Dink’s theme plays one more time. Patrick, Beau, Mr. Couto, and Burez all come out to the ring, they discuss something with Johnny, and Johnny brings tells all the competitors to come closer. They talk in a huddle for a bit, Biohazard turns to eachother and smile, and Hando looks at the crowd and just shrugs. The announcer dude gets on the mike and states, “This is now going to be a handicap match!” The crowd doesn’t like this, but they’ll take anything to see Hando wrestle. Devon and Hando start the match… Devon is not really taking this match to seriously and is just kinda wearing hando down with ToS’s and the such… aka nothing is really going on. Devon tags out to Kid… Hando and Kid wrestle around for a bit… and then Kid begins to bring the pace up. He nails Hando with a Snap Suplex and then a running headbutt. He picks Hando up… Nuclear Meltdown…cover…1…2…NO!!! Kid continues to Suplex the crap out of Hando… he throws Hando over the top rope and tags out to Devon. Devon comes in and taunts Hando a bit, he spits the plague in his face and then hits the Red Death Driver… Roll up…1…2…THE LIGHTS GO OUT!!!!! A kid comes flying down from the top of the rafters and lands in the center of the ring nearly paralyzing himself!!! OMG!! ITS DINK!!! The lights turn back on, Devon runs over to Dink only to receive dA DiNK J@B!!! Man, as if Hido didn’t hit him with that enough… Kid comes running in to help Devon… Double DinK J@B!!!!!! The crowd is going nuts (no pun intended ^_~) and Dink puts up his legendary gun signals as Biohazard rolls out of the ring in severe Pain. Hando is struggling to get to his feat, Dink pull out the Foam finger and endlessly pokes Hando in the eyes until Security comes running out!!! OMG WHAT A MASSACRE!!!!
Winner: No one really
Time (Taken when Dink jumped down from Rafters): 12:24
Audience (Dink Style): 110%
4. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Catalyst vs. Tranzfusion
The Match begins as the Blood Brother takes down Catalyst with a few quick elbows, as Catalyst gets up and gives him a quick drop toe hold. As Tranz rises, he gets sent to the mat with a succession of Dragon screws. Tranz rises after those, goes for a kick, and gets a double dragon screw. Catalyst goes to the ropes, and hits a Flashing Elbow. The two stand, step backbrain kick by Tranz! He brings Catalyst up…whip to the ropes, Tranz goes running as well…Zero Fighter Kick from Catalyst! He walks up to Tranz, and hits a low dropkick, then rolls him to the outside. HE stomps a few times, then taunts, getting boos from men, but cheers from women. He grins at those cheers, then sets Drans up against the bars, then runs inside, and runs to the ropes, then comes back….Spaceman Plancha set up…Meteor Press! Wait..oh dear GOD, Tranz moved! Catalyst just hit the bars headfirst! Tranz stands him up…and there’s the Complete Shot! Onto the concrete! After a while, Tranzfusion stands, and rolls Catalyst into the ring. Quick bulldog by Tranz, Tranz climbs up, turning his back to taunt the crowd, as the Pyrromaniac stands, and runs to the corner. He seems to go headfirst…wait…flip, Hurricanran-no! what the…a top rope Samurai Driver from the Pyromaniac! The crowd is going nuts as both men lay on the mat, barely conscious! After a good minute, the two of them stand…Tranz obviously quite dazed from the move…and a Catalyst Neckbreaker! Catalyst taunts, and raises Tranzfusion up. Tranz recovers, and hits a quick jawbreaker, sending Catalyst to the ground, muttering curses. He stands, and turns, giving everyone’s favorite Canadian Ninja a Stepping Palm Blow rush. He grabs Tranz before he hits the ropes, and hits a quick Northern Lights Suplex! One! Two! Three! The match ends as “Gimme” hits, and Catalyst rolls out of the ring.
Winner by pin fall: Catalyst
Time: 15:22
Audience (Freestyle): 56%
5. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Prodigy & Deadbody Man vs. The Sharpshooters
The match begins with Prodigy scooping Jacob up and slamming him. Multiple times. For a good 3 minutes. Booooring. After a while, during a scoop slam, Abdula slaps Jacob’s back, and runs inside. He drops Jacob, and Prodigy gives Abdula a mouth claw, shoving him into the corner, and then smashing him with repeated hammer blows. He goes to the fallen Abdula, whips him to the ropes, and hits a side slam, then stabs him with a fork. Abby reaches the ropes where Jacob has already recovered, and tags, Jacob running inside, and getting a kick and a snapmare from Prodigy, who the runs around, and hits a boot to the groin, causing Jacob to clutch his crotch. In that bad way. He raises Jacob, and hits a brainbuster. He brins Jacob up, and hits a throwing german..wait…the Deadbody Man catches Jacob in mid air and chokeslams him to the outside! Prodigy walks to the corner, and reaches a hand over the ropes to DBM, who makes the tag, and stops on Jacob. He rolls Jake inside, and the two raise him up…Double Powerbomb! Jacob rolls awa to the corner, and quickly tags Abdula, who jumps inside and runs at DBM. The Mystik One catches him, and hits a shoulder neckbreaker, then grabs his neck with one hand, lifts him of the groumd, and slams him, Face Down in the Dirt! Abdula crawls over to the corner, and tags in the weary and weakened Jacob. DBM grabs Jacob and hits a Fire Thunder, then brins him up…Demon Breath! DBM grabs Jake before he can fall…Hellavator! Abdula tags Jake on his way down, and starts kicking at DBM, who seems totally unphased. DBM shoots a hand out…And he slams Abdula Face Down In The Dirt yet again! He raises Abdula, runs to the corner, boots Jacob off the apron, as Prodigy climbs inside…Big Fire/Demon Breath Combo!! Dear God, Abby looks charred! Prod goes to the ropes, as DBM chuckles evilly, and tags him in. Prod takes a fork to the fallen Marksman. Jacob runs in, but gets caught by DBM, and gets knocked down! DBM and Prod, Taunt, raise the Tongas up…Hellavator on Jacob! And a Prodigy Bomb on Abdula!! Dear GOD, They’re both unconscious! They aren’t even breathing! The ref checks on them both, and stops the match. It looks like a serious situation, but DBM and Prodigy just laugh, as “South Texas Deathride” hits.
Winners by KO: Prodigy & Deadbody Man
Audience (Freestyle): 100%
Time: 24:32
<em>: :Enlarge Disorder kicks in over the arena and Spunk comes out from behind the curtain.. With an evil smirk on his face he struts down to the ring.. He rolls inside and dances a bit while the crowd boos on.. He yells at the ring announcer who hands him the mic, he taps on it and adresses the crowd::[/i]
[Spunk]: I think all you people are in for a big treat tonight.. Thats right, after I kicked Jamal Sambo's ass on Sunday I think everyone should take me a bit more seriously.. You see, my buddy AP has decided to be a World Title Contender, and ditch that jobber strap the PTTV title.. And, while the word is backstage that I am a lock for that title, I hate to break it to you.. But I'm not
<em>: :He looks around at the fans who are booing him.. He spits out at one of them and flicks him off::[/i]
[Spunk]: You see, when I first arrived here, I thought 'Well Spunk, might as well take it slow and go for the PTTV belt.' But then, I started thinking.. Why should I take it slow? I mean, I don't do anything slow... I mean, its been a month since my arrival here, and I have already beaten half of the roster, had sex with half of the women, and formed a group that you can't ignore..
<em>: :A beer cup flies in the ring and hits him on the back, he turns around and kicks it while flicking off the fans::[/i]
[Spunk]: Hey, like it or not, you know I'm right.. I don't know the meaning of taking it slow.. Hell, ask your girlfriend there @#%$..
<em>: :He points to a guy in the crowd standing next to a woman, the woman blushes and the man attempts to jump the barrier, but is held back by security::[/i]
[Spunk]: Thats right, keep that fat-ass back there.. Oh yeah, and babe.. Go to the security guys and tell him you are the one Spunk pointed at, and I'm sure they'll show you to my dressing room.. Anyway
<em>: :He shakes his head and throws the mic back at the announcer::[/i]
6. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Bukkake SPUNK vs. Black Knight
First ever match between these two men, Couto checks out their gear for illegal objects and rings the bell. Quick kick by SPUNK but Knight moves out of the way, Knight now follows up with some stiff elbows to the side of the head, whip to the ropes but SPUNK holds on. SPUNK with the knuckle arrow, then drop toehold. ToS still don’t seem to be solving anything. SPUNK takes him down with the elbow to the back of the head, looking to work on the legs but Knight boots him off with a stiff kick to the head. Knight now with the slam, guillotine drop. SPUNK gets back up again and Knight this time takes him down with the lifting takedown. Back in the grapple again, suplex and SPUNK finds himself on the outside. SPUNK takes a little breather on the outside to rethink his strategy. SPUNK goes charging back in, face knee lift buy SPUNK, Knight stumbles back right into the step backbrain kick! Knight tires to grapple from behind now, SPUNK drops down with the side arm hold, Knight gets to his feet, step kicks to the face, back up again and Knight goes flying from the overhead belly-to-belly suplex. SPUNK now shoots him off the ropes and bounces off the other, Knight gets the block in with the knee, SPUNK gets back up and Knight connects with the jumping axe kick nearly taking off SPUNK’s head. Moonsault pin… 1… 2… kick out! Both men back in the grapple, SPUNK with the backbrain kneelkick, Knight gets up a little wobbly, blizzard suplex… 1… 2… kick out! Two near falls in a row, the pace beings to quicken, SPUNK hits another series of step kicks and goes to the top, landing body press on the small of the back of Knight, SPUNK rolls him over into the cover… 1… 2… kick out! SPUNK now looks for the kick, its blocked into a dragon screw, Knight has the sharpshooter locked in! SPUNK is desperately trying to reach the ropes and finally does. Knight looking for the Shining Wizard… SPUNK no sells the WIZARD! Knight turns around, kick to the gut, SPUNK-SHOT! The cover… 1… 2… Lights go out! The arena is bitch black, an occasional flash from a camera sheds some light but nothing we can see. SMACK! … SMACK! The sound of a steel chair echoes the arena, there’s a moment of silence, lights come back on; Knight looks confused as SPUNK lies on the mat. Knight ever the opportunistic goes for the cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Black Knight
Time: 12:10
Audience (Freestyle): 67%
…SPUNK slowly gets back to his feet as his attention is now at the Cowan-Tron. In black and purple letters we can see the words “4 Days Remain”. It slowly fades and the camera focuses on SPUNK as he appears to be confused as ever.
7. <<<Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: Giddeon Bownes)
Sykopath vs. Ryan Rose
Rose makes his way to the ring witha spring in his step to a chorus of boos from the fans.. Sykopath comes down to the ring loking very serious, very concentrated for this bout. Rose starts off with a kick to Syko's mid-section, but Syko fights back with a European uppercut. Rose back on his feet and both men lock up in a test of strength, Syko gains the advantage and slides down into a drop toe hold taking Rose face first into the mat. Syko picks him up and slams him down, then grabs his leg to go for a submission, but the ever crafty Rose blocks it with a kick to the back of the head. Syko with a European uppercut, then goes for another, but Rose blocks it and punches him straight in the face. Rose with a tackle on Syko. Syko springs up and go behind on Rose.. Rose grabs Syko's hands and tries to struggle free, but Syko won't give.. Rose stomps on his foot and then wriggles free with a Kangaroo kick. He follows up with a drop toe hold, followed swiftly by a La Magistral Cradle, but Syko doesn't even let the ref count to 1. Rose now tackling Syko into the ropes, causing him to fall out onto the floor. Rose heads to the outside but Syko swiftly rolls back in.. Rose rolls back in and lifts Syko up onto his shoulders and drops him down onto his knee, causing Syko to wretch in pain as his ribs burn.. Rose with a huge double knee drop now on Syko. Syko gets up, and Rose comes in for a grapple, but Syko catches him with a knee to the face, he then hits a full nelson slam on the dumbfounded Rose. Syko bends over to pick up Rose and Rose kicks him in the back of the head again. Syko gets up before Rose, and Rose stumbles into Syko's grasp, Syko tucks Rose's head, and prays to the gods, then follows with a huge powerbomb.. The ref slides down and starts the count, but only gets to 1 after Rose reaches out for the ropes. Rose whips Syko, and sets up for a slam, Syko slides under, and follows up with about 6 headbutts to the skull of Rose. Rose again with the kick to Syko's head as Syko goes to pick him up, and drops his elbow on Syko's exposed knees. Rose again with the huge rib-breaker on Syko, as Syko is down face first, Rose climbs the turnbuckle and launches a 450 landing on the back of Syko. Syko gets to his feet first and locks in a Sickle Hold on Rose, Rose refuses to tap, and Syko lets go.. Syko looks agitated as Rose stumbles to his feet.. He goes to grab Rose, and wait, Bed of Roses!! Out of nowhere Rose hits the bed of Roses! Syko gets to his feet slowly, and Rose kicks him on the way up, then turns his back and hits a moonsault kick on the head of Syko. He falls to his knees and drapes himself over Syko, but Syko only stays down for a 2. Syko gets up and Rose advances, Syko hits a huge headbutt on Rose, and a gush of blood comes from Rose's forehead.. Syko looks down at the bleeding Rose, and holds out his arms and screams his laughter. He grabs Rose from behind now, and Rose elbows him in the face, Rose puts the dazed man in a headlock and hits a bulldog on Syko.. He pulls Syko to the center of the ring and locks in the Rose Bush, the blood is dripping down his face, onto his chest and falling onto Syko's back. Syko with his free leg kicks Rose off of him and gets to his feet. Rose kicks him in the stomache and levels him with a DDT now, he drags him back into the center and locks in the Rose Bush again.. Syko again kicks free, and this team gets up and levels Rose with a DDT of his own. Wait, whats this.. Syko is scaling the turnbuckle now, and wait.. Moonsault onto Rose! The ref slides in and counts, but Rose kicks out at 2.. Rose slowly gets up as Syko awaits him, and out of nowhere Rose springs up and nails a Bed of Roses on Syko! He smirks and then applies the Bed of Roses again on Syko.. Once he realizes that Syko won't give, he relinquishes the hold. Syko gets to his feet and meets an Withered Rose from Rose.. Rose follows up with a huge Spear causing Syko's head to pound the mat hard.. Ryan then, in the center of the ring applies the Bed of Roses on Syko.. Syko clutches for the mat, trying to reach the ropes, but they are too far away, Syko is now screaming in pain, and has a look of defeat on his face as he pounds his hand on the mat tapping out!
Winner by submission: Rose Ryan
Time: 8:46
Audience (Hardcore): 65%
8. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Asian Penguin vs. Crimson
Here’s the main event ladies and gentlemen, the match that AP pretty much bagged to get. Let’s see if he can put his money were his mouth is. Before the match starts, Mr. Couto is informed that this match will be a no DQ match. Well that’s an interesting twist. Crimson starts off with the Irish whip to the ropes, ultra rana whip… no AP blocks I with the knee attack. AP now takes Crimson down and lands the dropkick to the back of the head. Crimson hits a kick to the thighs, scoop slam; cyclone whip then he follows it up with some nicely placed knees to the face. AP determined though goes from behind, high kick to the back of the head of Crimson. Camel clutch now applied by AP, Crimson the ring veteran finds the ropes before any significant damage is done. AP again goes from behind, twisted backdrop, he floats right into the stretch plum, again Crimson is in the ropes. AP goes for the Irish whip but its countered by Crimson, head scissors takedown. Few more knees to the face by Crimson has AP a little shaky, AP sent to the corner now, Crimson goes in, REFRESHING KICK! Where the hell did that come from? AP with the cover… 1… 2… kick out! Uh, oh. That’s nothing but trouble; Crimson just no sold the Refreshing Kick. AP sticks out the jackal pack sign to the crowd know he’s still in control. But is he? Crimson whips AP to the ropes, finally connects with the ultra rana whip. AP little slow to his feet now, OMG! DA FORK! Crimson is jabbing that thing in his forehead good, AP finally kicks him off. Crimson attempts the DDT, AP counters with the lifting takedown. AP wipes the wee blood from his eyes and ascends the top, corkscrew moonsault… 1… 2… Crimson gets the shoulder up! AP picks Crimson back up by his hair; grapple from behind, peace crusher! Crimson waits for AP to get to his feet, CRIMSON CUTTER! The cover… 1… 2… no, AP kicks out! Well I’ll be damn; I thought he had him there. Crimson now shoots AP off the ropes, spine bomb, cover again… 1… 2… kick out! AP’s refreshing style is keeping him in this one. The crowd begins to boo as Ryan Rose makes his way down to the ring with steel chair in hand. Crimson has got AP again, Hawaiian… no AP floats over, Penguin Hero Bomb! AP goes for the cover but Rose pulls Couto out! Rose enters now, BAM! Chair to the skull on Crimson, he swings at AP, AP ducks, REFRESHING KICK INTO THE CHAIR! Rose is rolled out of the ring, Crimson back up to his feet, AP hits a spiral bomb, he could have it… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Asian Penguin
Time: 14:06
Audience (Strong Style): 83%
…Rose comes to now and attacks AP from behind, both exchange rights and lefts, AP shoots Rose off, Rose comes back and nails a Bed Of Roses. He celebrates over top of AP when Sykopath now makes it to the ring, he hits Rose with a stiff clothesline that send shim out of the ring. The rest of S^3 make their way out and begin a 3 on 2 beating of Crimson and Sykopath. “Du Hast” hits and here comes Tranz! Tranz with the spinning back kick on Catalyst, he turns around to SPUNK but gets hammered with a SPUNK-Shot. Crimson slow to his feet fights off AP and throws him to the outside. Catalyst tries to attack him from behind, CRIMSON CUTTER! Crimson no looks to the outside, Rose is still there, PLANCHA! Crimson nails Rose with the plancha. Secuirty guards finally make their way to ringside to attempt to get some order around here. The shot fade as the carnage is still going on.
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