Post by CyberTranz on Sept 21, 2009 20:49:24 GMT -6
<<<Dark Match>>>
Jun Kajiwara vs. Steven Daniels
Jun explodes out of the gate with some knees to the face and drop toeholds. Daniels can’t get out of the blocks as Jun controls him those educated feet of his hitting the dynamite middle kick. Daniels slowly fights his way back though. Scoop slam followed by a well-placed DT gets him back into the match. Daniels almost knocks Jun head off with the rolling elbow, attempted cover but Jun got out at 2. Not much more offence by Daniels as Jun shows us the victory cross arm lock that keeps Daniels grounded. Jun would drill a nicely executed Haiti thunder that planted Daniels strait on top of his head. Jun still in control of the match ascends the top for the side rolling press and connects for the 1, 2, and 3.
Winner by pin fall: Jun Kajiwara
Time: 9:34
Audience (Strong Style): 74%
1. <<<Handicap Tag Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Bohemian Santa vs. Biohazard
The match begins as Devon and Nuclear Kid smartly bring noseplugs to the ring, avoiding Sambo’s mistake. The match begins as Santa charges Devon, and misses, braining himself on the turn buckle. Nuclear Kid catches him, and locks in a sleeper, while Devon issues a series of kicks, then a right hook that touches Nuke’s arm, signifying a Tag. They switch, and hits a scoop slam, followed by a groinial headbutt. They stand, whip to the ropes by the Nuclear Kid…Oh my GOD, he just hit a Shoulder Throw! He looks quite winded, and tags out t o Devon. Santa stands, and Devon wastes no time, hitting a firm elbow, followed by a piledriver. He stands again, and Devon hits a dropkick, then tags out to the Kid. Nuclear hits a headbutt, and then tags in Devon, who spits poison mist at him, then climbs in. Its sad, really. Someonme as big as him just getting beat down by two cruisers. Ah well. He finally mounts an offense, with a no touch headbutt, followed by a dangerous DDT. He stands Devon up, and hits 3 lariats. But, somehow, Devon recovers, and kicks him in the gut…SHINING WIZARD!!Jakcknife…One! Two! Kickout. He stands Santa up, and with an amzing show of strength and luck, he hits a big rolling german suplex, then tags out to recover. Nuclear kid hits one…two…three german suplexes! But he’s too close to the ropes. HE stands him up…NUCLEAR MELTDOWN!! One! Two! Three!! The crowd half cheers and half boos, as “Down with the Sickness” plays.
Winners by pin fall: Biohazard
Audience (StrongStyle): 81%
Time: 14:57
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Jamie Jones vs. Hando
The next match on tonights card begins as Hando nabs a running Jones with a drop toe hold. Jones stands up, and hits a quick snapmare into a leg drop. Hando gets up, and starts a series of punches and kicks, midway stopping and stomping, yelling “OLÉ!!” Unfortunately, he didn’t knock Jones down. *WHACK!* And there’s the super kick. Hando just sorta reels for a sec, then gets grabbed by Jamie and receives a Rolling Backdrop. He runs to the ropes as Hando stands, and nails him with a jumping elbow pat. Hando stands, and tries to kick Jamie, but he catches his foot. Wait…step backbrain kick by Hando. The two stand, and Hand opops him with a Belly to Belly. The two stand yet again, and Jones lands a skewering DDT. He goes to the apron, and lands a missle kick on the King of the Frogs. He whips him to the ropes…and Hando recovers, nailing a head scissors whip. Low dropkick to the head by Hando, followed by an overhead kick as he stands. The two stand again, ad Jones nails a Russian Legsweep. He stands him up…and hits the Hot Shot! Hando stands, he goes back…Superkick! Another stand up…DEEP IMPACT!! One! Two! Three! This fast but action packed match ends, “Whatever” coming on over the sound system.
Winner by pin fall: Jamie Jones
Audience (Strong Style): 92%
Time: 11:00
...Hando is shown in the ring /picking himself up. He turns his back tot he ramp and holds up his arms for the fans as they cheer.. He makes the sign around his waist calling for his title.. And he looks a bit angered.. Just then, Dink silently runs down the aisle, carrying the Junior Heavyweight Title.. He slides into the ring and clocks Hando in the back of the head::
[Dink]: omg! j00 wnat da titel??!?!?! yuo ned ta go threw me!!!!!!~1!!! imda geoff nad imda champ!!
...D ink sit on his back and starts unlacing Hando's mask.. Hando is out cold and cannot protect himself against this.. Dink fumbles with the laces of the mask, but eventually, the laces are untied, he beings pulling them out, bit by bit.. The fans scream in horror as their hero lays there unable to protect himself.. Dink looks to the crowd::
[Dink]: heh wooz da chimp00n now! omg!!!!!!!!
...He tugs on the laces some more, and Hando's mask becomes looser and looser.. Just then Dew Man comes charging down to the ring and the fans erupt.. Dink turns to see Dew Man sliding into the ring, and Dink grabs the title and rolls out.. He points at Dew Man, then at the title, then hops the barrier, trips, and falls into the crowd.. Dew Man bursts out laughing as do the fans, as Dink picks himself up and runs as fast as he can::
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Deadbody Man vs. Jonathon Teclick
Right off the bell, DBM starts beating on JT with a series of blows to the back of the head. He follows up this savage beating with stomps to the back of the neck. DBM throws another punch… JT catches it and throws DBM over with an arm whip, he follows it up with a big elbow drop across DBM’s face. JT gets DBM in a bear hug… then he lifts him up and slams him down for a vicious looking Belly to belly type move. DBM just gets right back up and lifts JT off the ground with a choke. DBM Tosses JT into the corner, turns away, then whips his head around to blow some fire… JT was already out of the corner. DBM looks around a bit confused and the gets a huge kick right in the nuts! JT picks him up and delivers another Bearhug slam. He picks DBM up again and nails a Manhattan drop… upon impact, instead of falling down, DBM reaches straight out, grabs JT by the neck and gives him an amaze impact right across the top rope! JT is just hanging there practically limp… DBM hoists him up in torture rack position… bounces up and down a couple times, spins around and delivers the 6 feet deep right over the top rope forcing JT to land neck first across the concrete! Yowza. JT somehow manages to roll himself back into the ring, DBM is waiting for him… hoists him up and nails a Dangerous Power Bomb, he goes for a cover…1…2…DBM switches the cover to a mount punch… this is just uncalled for. Quest shoves DBM off as JT slowly recovers. DBM again with the Dangerous PB… he bounces off the ropes and hits a running muscle bomb press…1…2…NO!!! DBM seems to be going for the 6 feet deep again… JT wiggles free, just as DBM turns around JT nails a high jumping DDT. JT whips DBM to the ropes and slams him down hard with a spine buster. He bounces off the ropes and nails a huge leg drop of doom. JT turns to taunt to the crowd as the groggy DBM tries to get to his feet. Looks like JT is going for O Negative… DBM reverses it into a huge body press…1….2…3!
Winner by pin fall: Dead Body Man
Time: 12:26
Audience (Strong Style): 66%
4. <<<Death Match Championship>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Daredevil vs. Black Knight(c)
The cage lowers down and Quest looks scared as ever as he puts on the legendary spaceman suit. The bell sounds and DD begins a game of keep away as he delivers mid kicks every time BK tries to advance. DD whips BK to the ground and begins to work his submissions. He tries to get in a cross arm breaker but it is no go as BK rolls to his stomach, so DD spins behind and locks in his famous flashy Mexican naria. BK will not tap to a flashy Mexican submission, so DD just shoves his head into the mat. DD hoists BK up and delivers a high angle body slam, he goes for his cross arm breaker again. BK blocks it by rolling onto his stomach and DD takes advantage and puts BK in a GEDO clutch….1…2…BK just barely kicks out! DD runs over and puts BK in a dragon sleeper. After about a minute it seems as though BK is out… Quest goes over to check on BK… BK raises himself to his feet, but he used up all his energy and DD just whips him right into the exploding cage of death… ouch. Again DD locks in the dragon sleeper… but this time he brings BK to his feat and hits a reverse Suplex! He then locks in the Reverse STF… BK is really struggling, but he refuses to give up. DD releases the hold and yanks BK up by his tights. DD grabs BK as if going for a German Suplex… BK blocks it and spins behind, he pushes DD forward right into the exploding cage of doom! DD backs up slowly and BK hits a spinning wheel kick right across the back of DD’s neck. BK picks DD up and whips him into the cage again… after the miniature electric shock of death explosion, blood begins to appear on the mat. BK loves this, and then locks DD in the dreaded Sharp Shooter! DD somehow manages to bridge up and send BK flying face first into the death compiled cage. He quickly runs behind and hits a Uranage… BK somehow rolls to his feat, he comes running at DD with a clothesline… DD ducks, spins behind and hits a tiger Suplex whip!! GEDO CLUTCHA…1…2…NO!!! Not much happens for awhile until DD picks BK up and hits a Haiti Thunder! BK lazily fights to his feet and DD sends him to hell with a back drop! DD picks BK back up… grab from behind… BK spins behind and hits a Tiger Suplex 85…1…2…NO!!! that one was out of nowhere!! BK picks DD back up… FIYAH SUNDAH!!! DD is practically out of it… BK picks DD back up again, locks in Tiger Suplex ’85… DD grabs BK’s arm, he hooks the leg… MITO CLUTCHA…1…2…3!!!! What an upset!!!
Quest takes off his helmet and wipes the sweat off his forehead, he is glad he didn’t have to go threw an explosion!
Winner and NEW Death Match champion: Daredevil
Time: 13:35
Audience (Hardcore): 60%
5. <<<Destiny Series Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Tandoori Man vs. Powersurge
Test of strength starts the match, Powersurge easily wins and he pushes Tandoori to the ground, Tandoori Man gets back up into an open hand jab, Powersurge performs a high elbow, another open hand jab, then a cyclone whip, Tandoori up again, irish whip, Powersurge hoists him up for a lift up slam, Tandoori manages to escape, jab, jab, jab, center round kick, drop toe hold, Powersurge back to his feet, forceful knee kick, Tandoori tries a DDT but Powersurge pushes him off, so Tandoori hits a neckbreaker drop instead, Powersurge gets to his feet, and Tandoori lands the DDT this time, Powersurge sits up only to receive a dropkick to the back of the head, Tandoori hits a flipping senton then lifts Powersurge to his feet, Tandoori nails an enziguri, Powersurge manages to stay on his feet, Tandoori attempts the STO but gets elbowed off, he hits a kick to the gut then sets up a piledriver, Tandoori manages to get Powersurge off his feet, but Powersurge fights back and is able to get his feet back down and hit a backdrop, Tandoori gets up right into the Seattle Stiff Arm, Tandoori up again, manhattan drop from Powersurge, saber hammer rush, coconut crush, Powersurge performs the mounted elbow, Powersurge rolls Tandoori over then delivers an Alevin's Lift, knocking Tandoori silly. standing pin, 1....2...kickout, Powersurge takes Tandoori into the corner and sets up the Serious Power, he hits it, cover, 1......2.....kickout, Powersurge hits a reverse powerbomb, then lifts Tandoori again, he sets up a blockbuster hold, but Tandoori falls ontop of his chest, 1....2...kickout, Tandoori manages to get to his feet first, he hits an STO, Powersurge back up, Northern Lights Suplex, 1...2...kickout, Tandoori tries to set up Tandoori Dream, but Powersurge clubs him across the back a few times, Powersurge hits I AM LARGE then scales the top rope, Tandoori gets to his feet and dropkicks the top rope, Powersurge lands on the turnbuckle, balls first, Tandoori walks over to the corner and pulls Powersurge off, into position for the Tandoori Dream! he nails it! cover, 1.......2........3!
Winner by pin fall: Tandoori Man
Time: 11:22
Audience (Strong Style): 71%
6. <<<Tag Match>>> (Refree: Mr. Scotland)
T-Bone & JC Storm vs. Catalyst & Marakusu Manakuru
Catalyst and Storm start out, tie up, side headlock from Storm, Catalyst throws Storm off the ropes and chases after him, he hits a cross body block, Storm rolls through, both men up, arm breaker from Catalyst, followed with a cyclone whip, Storm up into a dragon screw, Catalyst tries a sole butt, Storm catches his foot and hits a dragon screw of his own, Catalyst up into a knuckle arrow, face scratch, chin crusher, Storm performs a groin stomp, tag to T-Bone, he hits an elbow stamp to the arm then a neckbreaker drop, Catalyst gets to his feet, twisted back drop, T-Bone locks in the Stalefish, Manakuru comes into the ring and dropkick's T-Bone in the back of the head, he drags Catalyst over to his corner, climbs onto the apron, tags Catalyst, then climbs back into the ring, he hits a short elbow followed with a stomach crusher, T-Bone back up into a brainbuster, Manakuru lifts T-Bone to his feet and whips him to the ropes, he hits him with an ultra rana whip on his return, Manakuru attempts a Vertical Brainbuster but T-Bone counters with a suplex of his own, he hits a neckbreaker drop, T-Bone lifts Manakuru and hits a uranage, he lifts him again, Big Bone Buster, T-Bone makes the tag, Storm gets into the ring only to get dropkicked to the outside by Manakuru, Catalyst gets into the ring and he and Manakuru hit a double brainbuster quickly followed by a double dropkick, Catalyst leaps onto the apron, Manakuru tags him in, they both stomp T-Bone several times then Manakuru tries an Elbow Suicida on Storm..who ducks out of the way, Storm hits a British Fall on Manakuru, Catalyst attempts the Catalyst Neckbreaker but T-Bone whips him to the ropes, he hits the Big Bone Buster then waits for him to get up, 9.8 Ft/Sec ^ 2 on the outside to Manakuru!! T-Bone hits the Butcher Bomb! Storm slides into the ring..Tiger Trainer applied, T-Bone stomps his lower back a few times..Catalyst taps out!
Winners by submission: T-Bone & JC Storm
Audience (Strong Style): 64%
Time: 14:51
…After the match, as Catalyst returns to the back, without Kuso…he gets jumped by two men in jackets. T-Bone is laughing his ass off in the ring as the two men, one seemingly tired, walk into the ring, Catalyst with them. One man flips him off, then tears off his jacket…its Daredevil! He pucks him up…Breaking Point! The other man goes to the top, and rips off his jacket, throwing it to the crowd, and to the delight of said crowd, its Alex Sanchez! He jumps…Elbow Con Queso! T-Bone grabs a mic, as the three men taunt and kick Catalyst.
[T-Bone]: See what you get for insulting my manhood, Catty?! This is part payback, and partly a beginning! See, it came to me that, we weren’t the only people against you!
Daredevil then takes the mic.
[Daredevil]: That’s right, man. See, it just aint COOL for one loser t get the title straight from his loser friend. Even if you did win that fourway, if it wasn’t for Teclick, T-Bone had it won! So, this is a beginning. Not a new era yet, but by god, its getting there. So, C-CWA…prepare…
T-Bone takes the mic back, as Alex and DD stand Catalyst up.
[T-Bone]: Prepare to ride the Wave!!
…He then drops the mic, and gives Catalyst a STIFF Butcher Bomb. The three leave, laughing, as P.O.D. “Boom” plays, because there isn’t a stable-wide theme yet.
7. <<<Destiny Series Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Abdula Tonga vs. Ross Cowan
Both men tie up in the middle of the ring, Cowan takes Abdula down with the elbow to the back of the head, attempted suplex but Abdula reverses it. Cowan comes back, scoop slam followed by the drop toe hold, Abdula charges in but Cowan reverses and sends Abdula to the outside with the overhead belly-to-belly supex. Abdula is knocked a little silly but gets back in the ring. Sole butt to the lower back of Cowan followed by the head scissors takedown. Abdula locks in a STF now but Cowan is too close to the ropes, Abdula sent to the ropes, uranage! Abdula sprints back up to his feet, lifting takedown on Cowan. He climbs the ropes, shooting star press… 1… 2… Cowan kicks out. Cowan looks to soften up Abdula’s leg’s now, dragon screw followed by the Thistle Lock, Abdula struggles but finally makes it to the ropes. Both men back up, Cowan hits the dragon suplex… 1…. 2… kick out! Cowan almost had him there. Collar and elbow tie up again; Abdula connects with the fisherman buster. Tonga Half Crab now applied, Cowan wisely makes it to the ropes before any damage can be done. Both men take a breather and go back in the grapple, Inverted Cowan Special! By god that came out of nowhere, Cowan bounces off the ropes with the elbow drop pin… 1… 2… kick out! Another close pin fall. Cowan signals now for the top, Air Cowan coming up, no! Abdula moves out of the way, sole butt rush by Abdula, last kick catches Cowan square in the chops, the cover… 1… 2… kick out! Abdula picks him back up; Cowan lands a sole butt of his own, COWAN SPECIAL! Cowan’s hit it… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Ross Cowan
Time: 13:37
Audience (Strong Style): 88%
8. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Asian Penguin & Bukkake SPUNK vs. Sykopath & Crimson
Another main event headlined by S^3. This match features the return of Crimson, ought to be an awesome fight. Syko and AP start off for their respective teams; AP takes Syko down with two quick cyclone whips to start the match. It takes Syko completely out of his game as AP and SPUNK have a chuckle in the corner. Tie up again and it’s Syko now with the offence, scoop slam and the drop toehold. AP doesn’t take it very well and charges back in, another drop toehold by Syko. AP’s hothead is going to get the best of him if he doesn’t watch it. Syko now hits a couple of head butts and makes the tag to Crimson, huge pop by the fans. AP tries to land the kick but its blocked by Crimson, Crimson now with the DDT! AP rolls to the corner and makes the tag to SPUNK. Crimson controlling SPUNK now, scoop slam followed by some knees to the gut. SPUNK has seen enough, slap to the face followed by an elbow to the back of the head. Boston crab now locked in, Crimson muscles his way out of the hold. Back in the tie up, step kicks by SPUNK, SPUNK goes to the top, Spukkake Splash, no! Crimson moves out of the way and SPUNK lands on his feet, tag back to Syko. SPUNK looks to tie up but AP shouts for the tag, SPUNK tags him back in. Syko and AP lock up, AP whipped to the ropes, he ducks under a kenka kick, turn around now and Syko finally nails the kenka kick. Syko now bounces off with the senton, both men back up to their vertical bases and AP takes him down with the ippon-zoei, Syko back up, SUPAH REFRESHING KEEEEK! The cover… 1… 2… kick out! Syko isn’t staying down. Tag back to SPUNK now, Syko is blasted with the enzerguri, quick pin fall by SPUNK but Crimson makes the save. AP rushes in the ring, all four men in the ring now, Crimson hits the STO on SPUNK and begins to take the fork to his forehead. AP rushes over and breaks the hold with the low dropkick. AP hits the Glacier Divider on Syko but he’s not the legal man, AP charges towards Crimson and takes him over with the clothesline sending himself over with the momentum. SPUNK goes for the cover on Syko now… 1… 2… kick out! Syko comes back with some offence, Going Sykotic! That move has re-energized Syko as he gives us the shouted guts pose. SPUNK tumbles back up to his feet, THE GRACE AND BEAUTY OF UTTER ANNIHILATION! Man, try saying that three times fast. Syko goes for the cover… 1… 2… kick out! SPUNK barley gets the shoulder up. On the outside, AP and Crimson continue battling; AP looks for the Supah Refreshing Kick on the outside but Crimson ducks, Crimson Crusher! AP’s head bounces off the ground like a basketball on hardwood. Back in the ring now Syko hooks in the End Of Sanity, float over by SPUNK, BUKKAKE BLIZZARD! The cover… 1… 2… no! Crimson slides into the ring just in time to make the save. SPUNK gets back up, CRIMSON CUTTER! Syko ascends the top rope, Descending Angle! The cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winners by pin fall: Sykopath & Crimson
Time: 32:59
Audience (Strong Style): 78%
…Crimson and Syko celebrate on their way up the ramp as AP slides in to help out his fallen comrade. There’s a cold stare down between AP and Crimson as the show fades to black.
[Fade]
Jun Kajiwara vs. Steven Daniels
Jun explodes out of the gate with some knees to the face and drop toeholds. Daniels can’t get out of the blocks as Jun controls him those educated feet of his hitting the dynamite middle kick. Daniels slowly fights his way back though. Scoop slam followed by a well-placed DT gets him back into the match. Daniels almost knocks Jun head off with the rolling elbow, attempted cover but Jun got out at 2. Not much more offence by Daniels as Jun shows us the victory cross arm lock that keeps Daniels grounded. Jun would drill a nicely executed Haiti thunder that planted Daniels strait on top of his head. Jun still in control of the match ascends the top for the side rolling press and connects for the 1, 2, and 3.
Winner by pin fall: Jun Kajiwara
Time: 9:34
Audience (Strong Style): 74%
1. <<<Handicap Tag Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Bohemian Santa vs. Biohazard
The match begins as Devon and Nuclear Kid smartly bring noseplugs to the ring, avoiding Sambo’s mistake. The match begins as Santa charges Devon, and misses, braining himself on the turn buckle. Nuclear Kid catches him, and locks in a sleeper, while Devon issues a series of kicks, then a right hook that touches Nuke’s arm, signifying a Tag. They switch, and hits a scoop slam, followed by a groinial headbutt. They stand, whip to the ropes by the Nuclear Kid…Oh my GOD, he just hit a Shoulder Throw! He looks quite winded, and tags out t o Devon. Santa stands, and Devon wastes no time, hitting a firm elbow, followed by a piledriver. He stands again, and Devon hits a dropkick, then tags out to the Kid. Nuclear hits a headbutt, and then tags in Devon, who spits poison mist at him, then climbs in. Its sad, really. Someonme as big as him just getting beat down by two cruisers. Ah well. He finally mounts an offense, with a no touch headbutt, followed by a dangerous DDT. He stands Devon up, and hits 3 lariats. But, somehow, Devon recovers, and kicks him in the gut…SHINING WIZARD!!Jakcknife…One! Two! Kickout. He stands Santa up, and with an amzing show of strength and luck, he hits a big rolling german suplex, then tags out to recover. Nuclear kid hits one…two…three german suplexes! But he’s too close to the ropes. HE stands him up…NUCLEAR MELTDOWN!! One! Two! Three!! The crowd half cheers and half boos, as “Down with the Sickness” plays.
Winners by pin fall: Biohazard
Audience (StrongStyle): 81%
Time: 14:57
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Jamie Jones vs. Hando
The next match on tonights card begins as Hando nabs a running Jones with a drop toe hold. Jones stands up, and hits a quick snapmare into a leg drop. Hando gets up, and starts a series of punches and kicks, midway stopping and stomping, yelling “OLÉ!!” Unfortunately, he didn’t knock Jones down. *WHACK!* And there’s the super kick. Hando just sorta reels for a sec, then gets grabbed by Jamie and receives a Rolling Backdrop. He runs to the ropes as Hando stands, and nails him with a jumping elbow pat. Hando stands, and tries to kick Jamie, but he catches his foot. Wait…step backbrain kick by Hando. The two stand, and Hand opops him with a Belly to Belly. The two stand yet again, and Jones lands a skewering DDT. He goes to the apron, and lands a missle kick on the King of the Frogs. He whips him to the ropes…and Hando recovers, nailing a head scissors whip. Low dropkick to the head by Hando, followed by an overhead kick as he stands. The two stand again, ad Jones nails a Russian Legsweep. He stands him up…and hits the Hot Shot! Hando stands, he goes back…Superkick! Another stand up…DEEP IMPACT!! One! Two! Three! This fast but action packed match ends, “Whatever” coming on over the sound system.
Winner by pin fall: Jamie Jones
Audience (Strong Style): 92%
Time: 11:00
...Hando is shown in the ring /picking himself up. He turns his back tot he ramp and holds up his arms for the fans as they cheer.. He makes the sign around his waist calling for his title.. And he looks a bit angered.. Just then, Dink silently runs down the aisle, carrying the Junior Heavyweight Title.. He slides into the ring and clocks Hando in the back of the head::
[Dink]: omg! j00 wnat da titel??!?!?! yuo ned ta go threw me!!!!!!~1!!! imda geoff nad imda champ!!
...D ink sit on his back and starts unlacing Hando's mask.. Hando is out cold and cannot protect himself against this.. Dink fumbles with the laces of the mask, but eventually, the laces are untied, he beings pulling them out, bit by bit.. The fans scream in horror as their hero lays there unable to protect himself.. Dink looks to the crowd::
[Dink]: heh wooz da chimp00n now! omg!!!!!!!!
...He tugs on the laces some more, and Hando's mask becomes looser and looser.. Just then Dew Man comes charging down to the ring and the fans erupt.. Dink turns to see Dew Man sliding into the ring, and Dink grabs the title and rolls out.. He points at Dew Man, then at the title, then hops the barrier, trips, and falls into the crowd.. Dew Man bursts out laughing as do the fans, as Dink picks himself up and runs as fast as he can::
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Deadbody Man vs. Jonathon Teclick
Right off the bell, DBM starts beating on JT with a series of blows to the back of the head. He follows up this savage beating with stomps to the back of the neck. DBM throws another punch… JT catches it and throws DBM over with an arm whip, he follows it up with a big elbow drop across DBM’s face. JT gets DBM in a bear hug… then he lifts him up and slams him down for a vicious looking Belly to belly type move. DBM just gets right back up and lifts JT off the ground with a choke. DBM Tosses JT into the corner, turns away, then whips his head around to blow some fire… JT was already out of the corner. DBM looks around a bit confused and the gets a huge kick right in the nuts! JT picks him up and delivers another Bearhug slam. He picks DBM up again and nails a Manhattan drop… upon impact, instead of falling down, DBM reaches straight out, grabs JT by the neck and gives him an amaze impact right across the top rope! JT is just hanging there practically limp… DBM hoists him up in torture rack position… bounces up and down a couple times, spins around and delivers the 6 feet deep right over the top rope forcing JT to land neck first across the concrete! Yowza. JT somehow manages to roll himself back into the ring, DBM is waiting for him… hoists him up and nails a Dangerous Power Bomb, he goes for a cover…1…2…DBM switches the cover to a mount punch… this is just uncalled for. Quest shoves DBM off as JT slowly recovers. DBM again with the Dangerous PB… he bounces off the ropes and hits a running muscle bomb press…1…2…NO!!! DBM seems to be going for the 6 feet deep again… JT wiggles free, just as DBM turns around JT nails a high jumping DDT. JT whips DBM to the ropes and slams him down hard with a spine buster. He bounces off the ropes and nails a huge leg drop of doom. JT turns to taunt to the crowd as the groggy DBM tries to get to his feet. Looks like JT is going for O Negative… DBM reverses it into a huge body press…1….2…3!
Winner by pin fall: Dead Body Man
Time: 12:26
Audience (Strong Style): 66%
4. <<<Death Match Championship>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Daredevil vs. Black Knight(c)
The cage lowers down and Quest looks scared as ever as he puts on the legendary spaceman suit. The bell sounds and DD begins a game of keep away as he delivers mid kicks every time BK tries to advance. DD whips BK to the ground and begins to work his submissions. He tries to get in a cross arm breaker but it is no go as BK rolls to his stomach, so DD spins behind and locks in his famous flashy Mexican naria. BK will not tap to a flashy Mexican submission, so DD just shoves his head into the mat. DD hoists BK up and delivers a high angle body slam, he goes for his cross arm breaker again. BK blocks it by rolling onto his stomach and DD takes advantage and puts BK in a GEDO clutch….1…2…BK just barely kicks out! DD runs over and puts BK in a dragon sleeper. After about a minute it seems as though BK is out… Quest goes over to check on BK… BK raises himself to his feet, but he used up all his energy and DD just whips him right into the exploding cage of death… ouch. Again DD locks in the dragon sleeper… but this time he brings BK to his feat and hits a reverse Suplex! He then locks in the Reverse STF… BK is really struggling, but he refuses to give up. DD releases the hold and yanks BK up by his tights. DD grabs BK as if going for a German Suplex… BK blocks it and spins behind, he pushes DD forward right into the exploding cage of doom! DD backs up slowly and BK hits a spinning wheel kick right across the back of DD’s neck. BK picks DD up and whips him into the cage again… after the miniature electric shock of death explosion, blood begins to appear on the mat. BK loves this, and then locks DD in the dreaded Sharp Shooter! DD somehow manages to bridge up and send BK flying face first into the death compiled cage. He quickly runs behind and hits a Uranage… BK somehow rolls to his feat, he comes running at DD with a clothesline… DD ducks, spins behind and hits a tiger Suplex whip!! GEDO CLUTCHA…1…2…NO!!! Not much happens for awhile until DD picks BK up and hits a Haiti Thunder! BK lazily fights to his feet and DD sends him to hell with a back drop! DD picks BK back up… grab from behind… BK spins behind and hits a Tiger Suplex 85…1…2…NO!!! that one was out of nowhere!! BK picks DD back up… FIYAH SUNDAH!!! DD is practically out of it… BK picks DD back up again, locks in Tiger Suplex ’85… DD grabs BK’s arm, he hooks the leg… MITO CLUTCHA…1…2…3!!!! What an upset!!!
Quest takes off his helmet and wipes the sweat off his forehead, he is glad he didn’t have to go threw an explosion!
Winner and NEW Death Match champion: Daredevil
Time: 13:35
Audience (Hardcore): 60%
5. <<<Destiny Series Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Tandoori Man vs. Powersurge
Test of strength starts the match, Powersurge easily wins and he pushes Tandoori to the ground, Tandoori Man gets back up into an open hand jab, Powersurge performs a high elbow, another open hand jab, then a cyclone whip, Tandoori up again, irish whip, Powersurge hoists him up for a lift up slam, Tandoori manages to escape, jab, jab, jab, center round kick, drop toe hold, Powersurge back to his feet, forceful knee kick, Tandoori tries a DDT but Powersurge pushes him off, so Tandoori hits a neckbreaker drop instead, Powersurge gets to his feet, and Tandoori lands the DDT this time, Powersurge sits up only to receive a dropkick to the back of the head, Tandoori hits a flipping senton then lifts Powersurge to his feet, Tandoori nails an enziguri, Powersurge manages to stay on his feet, Tandoori attempts the STO but gets elbowed off, he hits a kick to the gut then sets up a piledriver, Tandoori manages to get Powersurge off his feet, but Powersurge fights back and is able to get his feet back down and hit a backdrop, Tandoori gets up right into the Seattle Stiff Arm, Tandoori up again, manhattan drop from Powersurge, saber hammer rush, coconut crush, Powersurge performs the mounted elbow, Powersurge rolls Tandoori over then delivers an Alevin's Lift, knocking Tandoori silly. standing pin, 1....2...kickout, Powersurge takes Tandoori into the corner and sets up the Serious Power, he hits it, cover, 1......2.....kickout, Powersurge hits a reverse powerbomb, then lifts Tandoori again, he sets up a blockbuster hold, but Tandoori falls ontop of his chest, 1....2...kickout, Tandoori manages to get to his feet first, he hits an STO, Powersurge back up, Northern Lights Suplex, 1...2...kickout, Tandoori tries to set up Tandoori Dream, but Powersurge clubs him across the back a few times, Powersurge hits I AM LARGE then scales the top rope, Tandoori gets to his feet and dropkicks the top rope, Powersurge lands on the turnbuckle, balls first, Tandoori walks over to the corner and pulls Powersurge off, into position for the Tandoori Dream! he nails it! cover, 1.......2........3!
Winner by pin fall: Tandoori Man
Time: 11:22
Audience (Strong Style): 71%
6. <<<Tag Match>>> (Refree: Mr. Scotland)
T-Bone & JC Storm vs. Catalyst & Marakusu Manakuru
Catalyst and Storm start out, tie up, side headlock from Storm, Catalyst throws Storm off the ropes and chases after him, he hits a cross body block, Storm rolls through, both men up, arm breaker from Catalyst, followed with a cyclone whip, Storm up into a dragon screw, Catalyst tries a sole butt, Storm catches his foot and hits a dragon screw of his own, Catalyst up into a knuckle arrow, face scratch, chin crusher, Storm performs a groin stomp, tag to T-Bone, he hits an elbow stamp to the arm then a neckbreaker drop, Catalyst gets to his feet, twisted back drop, T-Bone locks in the Stalefish, Manakuru comes into the ring and dropkick's T-Bone in the back of the head, he drags Catalyst over to his corner, climbs onto the apron, tags Catalyst, then climbs back into the ring, he hits a short elbow followed with a stomach crusher, T-Bone back up into a brainbuster, Manakuru lifts T-Bone to his feet and whips him to the ropes, he hits him with an ultra rana whip on his return, Manakuru attempts a Vertical Brainbuster but T-Bone counters with a suplex of his own, he hits a neckbreaker drop, T-Bone lifts Manakuru and hits a uranage, he lifts him again, Big Bone Buster, T-Bone makes the tag, Storm gets into the ring only to get dropkicked to the outside by Manakuru, Catalyst gets into the ring and he and Manakuru hit a double brainbuster quickly followed by a double dropkick, Catalyst leaps onto the apron, Manakuru tags him in, they both stomp T-Bone several times then Manakuru tries an Elbow Suicida on Storm..who ducks out of the way, Storm hits a British Fall on Manakuru, Catalyst attempts the Catalyst Neckbreaker but T-Bone whips him to the ropes, he hits the Big Bone Buster then waits for him to get up, 9.8 Ft/Sec ^ 2 on the outside to Manakuru!! T-Bone hits the Butcher Bomb! Storm slides into the ring..Tiger Trainer applied, T-Bone stomps his lower back a few times..Catalyst taps out!
Winners by submission: T-Bone & JC Storm
Audience (Strong Style): 64%
Time: 14:51
…After the match, as Catalyst returns to the back, without Kuso…he gets jumped by two men in jackets. T-Bone is laughing his ass off in the ring as the two men, one seemingly tired, walk into the ring, Catalyst with them. One man flips him off, then tears off his jacket…its Daredevil! He pucks him up…Breaking Point! The other man goes to the top, and rips off his jacket, throwing it to the crowd, and to the delight of said crowd, its Alex Sanchez! He jumps…Elbow Con Queso! T-Bone grabs a mic, as the three men taunt and kick Catalyst.
[T-Bone]: See what you get for insulting my manhood, Catty?! This is part payback, and partly a beginning! See, it came to me that, we weren’t the only people against you!
Daredevil then takes the mic.
[Daredevil]: That’s right, man. See, it just aint COOL for one loser t get the title straight from his loser friend. Even if you did win that fourway, if it wasn’t for Teclick, T-Bone had it won! So, this is a beginning. Not a new era yet, but by god, its getting there. So, C-CWA…prepare…
T-Bone takes the mic back, as Alex and DD stand Catalyst up.
[T-Bone]: Prepare to ride the Wave!!
…He then drops the mic, and gives Catalyst a STIFF Butcher Bomb. The three leave, laughing, as P.O.D. “Boom” plays, because there isn’t a stable-wide theme yet.
7. <<<Destiny Series Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Abdula Tonga vs. Ross Cowan
Both men tie up in the middle of the ring, Cowan takes Abdula down with the elbow to the back of the head, attempted suplex but Abdula reverses it. Cowan comes back, scoop slam followed by the drop toe hold, Abdula charges in but Cowan reverses and sends Abdula to the outside with the overhead belly-to-belly supex. Abdula is knocked a little silly but gets back in the ring. Sole butt to the lower back of Cowan followed by the head scissors takedown. Abdula locks in a STF now but Cowan is too close to the ropes, Abdula sent to the ropes, uranage! Abdula sprints back up to his feet, lifting takedown on Cowan. He climbs the ropes, shooting star press… 1… 2… Cowan kicks out. Cowan looks to soften up Abdula’s leg’s now, dragon screw followed by the Thistle Lock, Abdula struggles but finally makes it to the ropes. Both men back up, Cowan hits the dragon suplex… 1…. 2… kick out! Cowan almost had him there. Collar and elbow tie up again; Abdula connects with the fisherman buster. Tonga Half Crab now applied, Cowan wisely makes it to the ropes before any damage can be done. Both men take a breather and go back in the grapple, Inverted Cowan Special! By god that came out of nowhere, Cowan bounces off the ropes with the elbow drop pin… 1… 2… kick out! Another close pin fall. Cowan signals now for the top, Air Cowan coming up, no! Abdula moves out of the way, sole butt rush by Abdula, last kick catches Cowan square in the chops, the cover… 1… 2… kick out! Abdula picks him back up; Cowan lands a sole butt of his own, COWAN SPECIAL! Cowan’s hit it… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Ross Cowan
Time: 13:37
Audience (Strong Style): 88%
8. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Asian Penguin & Bukkake SPUNK vs. Sykopath & Crimson
Another main event headlined by S^3. This match features the return of Crimson, ought to be an awesome fight. Syko and AP start off for their respective teams; AP takes Syko down with two quick cyclone whips to start the match. It takes Syko completely out of his game as AP and SPUNK have a chuckle in the corner. Tie up again and it’s Syko now with the offence, scoop slam and the drop toehold. AP doesn’t take it very well and charges back in, another drop toehold by Syko. AP’s hothead is going to get the best of him if he doesn’t watch it. Syko now hits a couple of head butts and makes the tag to Crimson, huge pop by the fans. AP tries to land the kick but its blocked by Crimson, Crimson now with the DDT! AP rolls to the corner and makes the tag to SPUNK. Crimson controlling SPUNK now, scoop slam followed by some knees to the gut. SPUNK has seen enough, slap to the face followed by an elbow to the back of the head. Boston crab now locked in, Crimson muscles his way out of the hold. Back in the tie up, step kicks by SPUNK, SPUNK goes to the top, Spukkake Splash, no! Crimson moves out of the way and SPUNK lands on his feet, tag back to Syko. SPUNK looks to tie up but AP shouts for the tag, SPUNK tags him back in. Syko and AP lock up, AP whipped to the ropes, he ducks under a kenka kick, turn around now and Syko finally nails the kenka kick. Syko now bounces off with the senton, both men back up to their vertical bases and AP takes him down with the ippon-zoei, Syko back up, SUPAH REFRESHING KEEEEK! The cover… 1… 2… kick out! Syko isn’t staying down. Tag back to SPUNK now, Syko is blasted with the enzerguri, quick pin fall by SPUNK but Crimson makes the save. AP rushes in the ring, all four men in the ring now, Crimson hits the STO on SPUNK and begins to take the fork to his forehead. AP rushes over and breaks the hold with the low dropkick. AP hits the Glacier Divider on Syko but he’s not the legal man, AP charges towards Crimson and takes him over with the clothesline sending himself over with the momentum. SPUNK goes for the cover on Syko now… 1… 2… kick out! Syko comes back with some offence, Going Sykotic! That move has re-energized Syko as he gives us the shouted guts pose. SPUNK tumbles back up to his feet, THE GRACE AND BEAUTY OF UTTER ANNIHILATION! Man, try saying that three times fast. Syko goes for the cover… 1… 2… kick out! SPUNK barley gets the shoulder up. On the outside, AP and Crimson continue battling; AP looks for the Supah Refreshing Kick on the outside but Crimson ducks, Crimson Crusher! AP’s head bounces off the ground like a basketball on hardwood. Back in the ring now Syko hooks in the End Of Sanity, float over by SPUNK, BUKKAKE BLIZZARD! The cover… 1… 2… no! Crimson slides into the ring just in time to make the save. SPUNK gets back up, CRIMSON CUTTER! Syko ascends the top rope, Descending Angle! The cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winners by pin fall: Sykopath & Crimson
Time: 32:59
Audience (Strong Style): 78%
…Crimson and Syko celebrate on their way up the ramp as AP slides in to help out his fallen comrade. There’s a cold stare down between AP and Crimson as the show fades to black.
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