Post by CyberTranz on Sept 21, 2009 20:50:33 GMT -6
1. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Beau Graves)
Keizo Hakase & Marakusa Manakura vs. Two Count
The bell rings with Manakaru and Jones starting the match. Jones tries a kick, but it’s reversed into a dragon screw. Manakaru and Rigg exchange punches and blows. Manakaru drops Jones with a Fujiwara armbar. He breaks it, and rolls over to Keizo Hakase for the tag. Hakase and Manakaru get in a double suplex before Manakaru is forced from the ring. Hakase runs off the ropes with a high-leg lariat. Jones makes the tag to Rigg. Hakase avoids the Double team, and kicks Jones in the face. Jones rolls to the outside. Hakase drops Rigg into the corner. Rigg gets up, holding his mouth in pain. He throws Hakase to the ropes, and rebounds with a running neckbreaker. Hakase kips up, and swings Rigg over with a neckbreaker. Rigg gets up with a rolling kick, and runs to Jones for a tag. Manakuru runs into the ring and grabs Rigg, to even the odds. He grabs Rigg in almost a Dragon sleeper, and runs up the turnbuckles to the apron with the move still locked on! Manakuru hooks the legs around Rigg’s waist, effectively locking in a tarantula-style Dragon Sleeper! On the other side of the ring, Jones crotches Hakase on his knee while the ref isn’t looking, and goes for a pin. The ref is preoccupied, though, and no count is made. Hakase is picked up, and dropped over the top rope. Hakase bounces sickeningly back into the ring, where Jones locks in a high-power Boston crab. Manakuru breaks his hold, and returns to the corner. Hakase grabs the rope. Hakase reverses some sort of suplex into a Black Widow Suplex! The tag is made to Manakuru. Manakuru locks in the Dragon Sleeper. Rigg runs in, but is intercepted by Hakase. Rigg thwarts Hakase with a Michinoku Driver! Chaos reigns as the 4 men brawl wildly until Graves separates them. Jones dodges a Manakuru punch, and drops the latter with a German suplex. Manakuru rolls out of it, and dries a dropkick, but Jones kicks him right in the face with a thrust kick. Manakuru flips over the top rope, and grabs Jones’ arm. He punches Jones in the face, then leaps up on the ropes. He walks along for a while, before leaping off with a flying clothesline! He goes for an octopus hold, but Jones reverses, and rolls through with the pin. One… Two…. Hakase leaps off the top turnbuckle with a dropkick on the seated and pinning Jones. Jones gets up, and Hakase Catches him in the Web! Rigg runs in, but he and Hakase are ordered out. British Fall on Jones! Jones runs over and makes a tag to Rigg, who is promptly dropped with a Blizzard Suplex. One… Two… Thr-No! Rigg kicks out! Bigg Rigg bursts out with a Road Rage! One… Two… Thre-No! Manakuru just gets the arm up. Rigg Superkicks him, and covers for the pin. One… Two… Thr-No! Manakuru again shows resolve and kicks out. Bigg Rigg is getting frustrated now, and he drops Manakuru with the Michinoku driver. One… Two… No! Keizo Hakase breaks it up! Jamie Jones runs into the ring and superkicks Hakase over the top rope! He signals to Rigg, and Rigg picks Manakuru up again for the Road Rage! One… Two… Three!
Winners by pin fall: Two Count
Time: 37:47
Audience (Strong Style): 76%
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Jamal Sambo vs. Black Knight
This match begins as an amazing 47% of the stadium goes to get refreshments. Seriously, it begins with a series of ToS’s, Black Knight winning frequently. Wristlock ‘plex from Jamal, followed by a Fireman’s carry and a snapmare. Low dropkick to head by Jamal, followed by an Alevin lift. BK nailsa devil rush followed by a Fire Thunder, than an elbow drop pin for 2 and ½. Keep in mind that we’re barely 5 minutes in. Fishermans Suplex by Sambo for 2 ½. Impaler. Moonsault Pin. 3. Dear god, that was short.
Winner by Pinfall: Black Knight
Time: 5:49
Audience (Strong Style): 27%
3. <<<#1 Contender: Junior Weight Championship>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Fool Zero vs. Alex Sanchez vs. Dink
The match begins as alliances are instantly made, and Dink eats double dropkick. And another. And another. Alex runs to a corner, and rebounds as Fool hits Dink with a drop toe hold, Alex bounds off the top turnbuckle, and nails Dink in the back of the head as he falls with his elbow. Alex then promptly turns on Fool, smashing him with an elbow. Dink goes behind Fool…FOOLJIWARA AR-No! Alex knocks him out of it! He knocks Fool down with a dropkick, then Dink. Fool recovers, and nails Dink with a Mid-High-Low kick combo, and before he can finish it, gets a boot from Alex. The dazed Dink then receives a Northern Lights whip. Fool recovers, and smacks Alex with a jumping backbrain kick, then runs to the corner and hits a slingshot moonsault. One! Two! Kickout before the three. Fool locks in an armwringer, as Alex runs to the ropes…cartwheel...launches over Dink, and nails a hurricanrana! One! Fool stomps his head from behind, groining Dink with Alex’s head. Fool taunts, and then manages to wring both their arms…he whips them into each other, then hits a double arm wringer takedown. And suddenly Fool and Alex are on the same side again, Dink again eating DDropkick. Tiger Neck Chancre on Alex., followed by a FOOLJIWARA ARMBA-No, Dink kicks him out of it! Alex punches Fool, who promptly turns to the crowd and claps. After successfully confusing Alex, he catches a Dynamite Middle Kick, courtesy of the Apathetic one! Then Dink does. Double team on Fool, and then they turn on eachother. Skewer DDT by Alex! Followed by a diving hurricanrana, which gets kicked off before the 1. FoolZero goes up…and misses a Dream Dust Press! Dink climbs…w@nToN B@mBE!!! NO!! He misses! Both of them! Like Jeff Hardy does now! Fool Stands, brings Dink up…GOM!! FINAL!! *WHACK!* ROLLING!! *Spin-WHACK!* ELBOW!! *Spin-SUPA-WHACK!* Okay, I’m done marking now. Spiral Bomb on Alex by Dink, after recovering..on-Damnit, Fool! Stop that! Rapid Dragon Screw by Alex onto Fool. He rolls outside as Dink hits a Dink Dryvah! But the ref is counting Fool out instead of the pin! Its broken, and Fool walks back inside. Tiger Neck Chancre on Alex, Dink then catching him with a Rolling Prawn! On-RRGH!! Dangit! Fool stands Dink up…Justification Driver! La magistral by Alex…One! Two! Thre-DagNABIT Fool! Dink stands, and hits Fool with the Twist of Fayte, then nails Alex with a Rolling Prawn! One! Two! Three! Fool is right back up, as Daredevil and T-Bone take Alex from the ring, restraining him. Fool nails another Justification Driver…then hops up top…Dream Dust Press! One! Two! Three! Dink throws another hissy fit, as Fool taunts and “Disconnected” plays, Mr. Burez being escorted out of the ring by many attractive women. Damn refs. They get all the chicks.
Winner by pin fall: Fool Zero
Time: Alex Sanchez: 19:45 Dink: 20:14
Audience: n/a
4. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
T-Bone & Daredevil vs. Jacob Tonga & Jonathon Teclick
Holy crap! Green hair! The match begins as T-Bone starts elbowing Jake in the face with his ELBOWS. GRRRR test of strength… Jake knocks the savage San Diegan down and then sticks his head in his crotch for only a 1 count (!?!?!). Kick, punch, kick, punch… and so on. More manly ToS’s to impress the chicks in the front row. Boner comes charging at Tonga and receives a back body drop… Tonga sticks his head in Boner’s crotch again… Bone gets out quickly. Jake is super technical and does a couple technical take downs, then he tags into DA WOOORRRRDDD. Together, Jake and John, beat the crap out of Boner boy by hitting him in the crotch. Word whips Bone into the ropes… he makes a secret tag… OMG GREEN HAIR!!! DD comes in and he and Bone work on JTT. HOLY BOZAC!!! CORNER BULLDOG DOUBLE TEAM!!! Word doesn’t know where he is… but he manages to kick Bone in the balls, yowza. Kickity Kick Kick by DD, he is a flying foot machine. Word blocks a few kicks then hits DD with his ever so vicious bearhug slam. DD works his way to his feat… Word charges in with a clothesline that sends DD over the top rope! They get back inside fairly quickly. John goes for another Bearhug slam… its reversied into a daring belly to belly… DD locks in the GREEN HAIR MISSION!!! Word is kicking wildly, but the advanced tag team man, Jake makes the save. Haha, 2 on one, DD is getting his butt whooped. Oh no, DD gets double suplexed over the top rope! Word goes outside and begins wailing on his face! DD somehow shrugs him off… but he cannot shrug off the O NEGATIVE that follows. Word begins to beat in DD’s face, luckily Bone is able to come in and rip Word off of him. DD is dragged back to his corner by Bone, and then makes the tag. Not much going on until Word tags out to Jake. He and Jake deliver a devastating double powerbomb on Bone… followed by another! Word mounts Bone and begins punching him until he bleeds… Guarenteed2bleed!!! T-bone continues to fight and fight, eventually Jake tags out. Word sends Bone to the outside which brings in DD… Word nails a Michinoku Driver on DD. On the outside, Bone drives Jake into the ground with a lyger bomb. Bone comes rolling in, he pays no attention to Word who is behind him… Word gets a front face lock, hoists Bone up and implants him into the mat with a Michinoku Driver II Beta…1…2…3!!!
Winner by pin fall: Jacob Tonga and Jonathan Teclick
Time: 19:45
Audience (Strong Style): 84%
5. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Catalyst vs. Ryan Rose
The match starts off with some nice technical mat work by Rose and Cat. Rose hits a single leg takedown, Cat manages to wiggle free and come up behind, Rose elbows Cat in the face and then hits a back flipping overhead kick! Cat back to his feat, this time he shoots in on Rose… Rose blocks the shot with a wizard, he and Cat battle for position and Rose tosses Cat to the ground with a Japanese Arm Wizard. Cat gets right back up and returns the favor, the two stare at eachother as the crowd applauds the series. Cat and Rose tie up again… Cat manages to spin behind, he leaps atop Rose and rolls threw into a cross arm breaker… nice! He continues to work the arm some more and nails an arm screw. Cat spins behind again, lifts Rose up for a back drop… but Rose spins in mid air and turns it into a cross body…1…2 easy kick out for Cat. Cat takes Rose down with a quick sole butt to the guy, he then locks in one of those weird Mexican moves that don’t really hurt. Rose manages to fight is way out, only to be put in another variation of it. The crowd ooo’s and ahhh’s cuz they don’t know it doesn’t really hurt. Cat lets go and brings Rose to his feat… Northern Lights Suplex…1…2 punch to the ribs gets Catalyst off. Cat goes for another, Rose shoves him into the ropes, bounces off the opposite side and nails a Rosey Spear. Cat steals a page out of AP’s book and nails an NLB, he then tries to lock in a Catalystic Leg Lock… but Rose fights free. Wasn’t Cat working the arms before… anyway… Cat walks right into a Drop Toe Hold… Rose Bush is applied. This devastating maneuver has made the greatest of men tap. Luckily Cat isn’t a great man so he didn’t tap and Rose eventually just let go. Cat tosses Rose into the ropes… Rose bounces back Cat hops up for flying cross arm breaker, Rose catches his leg and locks in another Rose Bush! Cat is so close to the ropes… what’s this? Spunk comes running out and distracts the Ref… in comes AP with a Red box… WHAM… AP just decked Rose with the box! Spunk jumps off the apron, he and AP go running through the crowd… Cat covers…1…2…NO!!!! Cat cannot believe it!! Rose staggers to his feat… Cata Cutter!!! Rose bounces right back to his feet… he charges at Cat with full head of steam… Cat moves to the side and Rose runs right into the Turnbuckle!!! He slowly spins around, Cat catches him in a Northern Light Suplex Hase style…1…2…3!!!
Winner by pin fall: Catalyst
Time: 12:13
Audience (Strong Style): 73%
6. <<<Destiny Series Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Bukkake SPUNK vs. Powersurge
Spunk charges at Powersurge and tries a kenka kick, Powersurge ducks under it and turns around into a drop toe hold, up again into another drop toe hold, Spunk brings Powersurge to his feet and hits a knuckle arrow then a slap to the face, irish whip to the corner, Spunk charges at Powersurge, Powersurge moves out of the way, Spunk manges to stop himself right before he collides with the turnbuckle, he hops up onto it and nails Powersurge in the back of the head with a diving backbrain kick, irish whip, spine bomb, 1.....kickout, Spunk sends Powersurge to the ropes and looks to do it again, Powersurge MURDERS him with a western lariat instead, Spunk gets to his feet, dazed, Powersurge hits a backbrain headbutt then a neckbreaker drop, PS mounts Spunk and elbows him in the face repeatedly, Spunk manages to grab onto the ropes causing Scotland to force PS to stop the elbows, Powersurge brings Spunk to his feet and hits an elbow pat, coconut crush, Spunk lifted up, manhattan drop, Spunk staggers backwards..then forwards into a saber hammer rush, PS sets up a giant swing but Spunk manages to escape it, Powersuge goes behind Spunk for the I Am Large, but Spunk counters with a side arm hold, he releases it after a short while, then hits a snap suplex as PS gets to his feet, Powersurge up again into an enziguri, dynamite knee lift, Spunk hits the ClimaXXX then heads to the top rope, he flys off with the Spunkakke Splash, 1....2....shoulder up, Spunk applies the G-Spot, he's just a little too close to the ropes however, as Powersurge is able to get his foot on the bottom rope, Powersurge gets to his feet..Spunk locks in the Bukkake Blackout right in the center of the ring, Powersurge slowly starts to fade..Scotland lifts his arm..drops, lifts his arm..drops..lifts the arm for a third time..dro..he keeps it up! Powersurge starts beating his arm on the ground, he slowly gets to his feet, with Spunk still holding on, Powersurge manages to get behind Spunk, I Am Large! Spunk to his feet..Turnbuckle bomb, Spunk staggers out of the corner into the TRUE POWER! 1......2.....3!
Winner by pin fall: Powersurge
Time: 16:09
Audience (Strong Style): 79%
7. <<<Destiny Series Tag Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Asian Penguin & Tandoori Man vs. Sykopath & Abdula Tonga
Penguin and Syko start out, Penguin feigns a grapple and hits a center round kick, irish whip, Penguin charges after Syko and hits a kneel kick, Syko manages to stop himself going over the top rope, another irish whip, Penguin hits a lightning leg lariat this time, Syko sits up, low dropkick to the back of the head, Penguin moves around to the legs and hits a knee to the groin, Syko lifted to his feet, cyclone whip, Syko jumps over a spin kick, Penguin stands up, Syko hits a powerful elbow smash, a headbutt then a short arm clothsline, both men trade punches, they both hit kicks to the balls at the exact same time, both men fall to their knees and start crawling toward there corners, double tag made, Tonga and Tandoori both sprint toward each other, double clothsline, both men right back up, they trade punches, Tandoori gets the upper hand and sends Tonga to the ropes, delfin backbreaker, Tonga up..into a DDT..up again..piledriver attempted, Tonga backdrops Tandoori, Tandoori up into a waterwheel takedown, Tandoori up again, Tonga hits a few body blows then a dragon screw, STF applied, Penguin breaks the hold, Tonga lifts Tandoori Man to his feet then performs a knee crusher, Tonga lifts Tandoori to his feet, Fisherman Buster, Tonga stomps on Tandoori a few times then makes the tag to Syko, Syko starts Going Sykotik on Tandoori, Tandoori manages to duck under the Grace and Beauty of Utter Annhilation and hit a piledriver. Tandoori hits an STO, Syko gets to his feet, Tandoori hits him with a backbrain kick sending him to the outside, Tandoori makes the tag, Penguin goes for an Asai moonsault onto Syko but Tonga manages to smack him in the face just before he performs it, Tonga grabs Penguin by the head and smacks his head off the turnbuckle, Tonga climbs out onto the apron with Penguin just as Syko slides into the ring, Tonga goes for an ultra rana but Penguin catches him....GLACIAL DIVIDER OFF THE APRON! Tandoori hits a Northern Lights Suplex in the ring, no count as Tandoori isn't the legal man, Penguin rolls into the ring, Tandoori sets up the Tandoori Dream, Syko slips over, he gets Tandoori in position for the End To Sanity, Penguin pulls Syko off, OPERATION DEEP FREEZE, 1.......2.....3!
Winners by pin fall: Asian Penguin & Tandoori Man
Time: 12:54
Audience (Strong Style): 85%
8. <<<Destiny Series Match>>> (Referee: Beau Graves)
Deadbody Man vs. Ross Cowan
The seemingly unbeatable DBM is making his way to the ring, as Cowan stnads in waiting inside of the ring with a grim look upon his face.. He is stretching, preparing for the obvious huge fight ahead of him. The bell rings as DBM approaches Cowan.. BOOM! Right off teh bat Cowan hits a sole butt and connects, then a punch! Snap mare, but DBM pops back up. COWAN WINS A TEST OF STRENGTH, and follows with a drop toe hold. Cowan going for a leg lock, but DBM kicks him off. DBM hammers Cowan down, then Lariats him in the back of the head, followed by a knee to the back of Cowan. DBM stalks his prey with a series of hammer blows and stomps.. But Cowan with a firemans carry, then a leg lock! Cowan is trying to take out those trunks DBM calls legs. Cowan off the ropes, FLYING NECKBREAKAH!! Karelin Lift on DBM! DBM pops right back up, unreal! Tilt a whirl slam on Cowan now, DBM going right back on that back. Cowan whips DBM to the ropes, but DBM with a running knee to stop him, followed by a hanging neck choke. Another Tilt a whirl on Ross now, followed by a backbrain lariat. Throwing German! Ross's head bounces off of the turnbuckle and he tumbles to the outside in a heap. DBM stalks him outside, but Ross rolls back in. Brainbuster attempt by Ross, but DBM overpowers him. Reverse Powerbomb by DBM! And he rolls him over and covers: But Ross gets up at 2. Cowan goes behind, DBM falls back on him.. And wait, DBM pulls the sickle from his trunks, and is stabbing Ross! Ross is busted wide open here. Ross whips him to the ropes, fighting as hard as he can, but DBM just runs into him, taking him down.. DBM covers. 1....2...2.5! What courage by Ross! Ross going for the sole butt! But DMB punches him in the back as he is spinning, sending him to the mat. DBM picks him up, makes a throat cutting call, and BIG FIYAH!! BIG FIYAH!! Fiyah Thundah drivahhhhhhh!! ROSS POPS BACK UP!! WRIST CLUTCH EXPROIDAHHHHH!! Cowan with the pin! 1....2, KICK OUT! Cowan seems to have a look of determination on his face.. Throwing Belly to Belly! Figure 4 leg lock applied by Ross now, going back to DBM's knees. DBM stands up, looking angry, and goes to strike Cowan, Cowan catches his arm! WRIST CLUTCH EXPLODAH!! DBM gets up aided by Ross, Ross going to slam DBM, DBM floats over, Fire Thunder! DBM mounts Ross and is punching him with wreckeless abandon! Ross gets up, and underhooks DBM, but DBM reverses it into a backdrop/pin! 1.. 2... 2.999!! Ross barely got the shoulder up! Cowan Plex! Cowan Plex! But DBM is tied up in the ropes. DBM gets to his feet, Six Feet Deep!! And Cowan folds up onto the floor.. Ouch. DBM follows him, then goes to punch him, Ross catches his arm again, Wrist clutch exploder! Rolling Germans on the outside by Cowan now! But DBM plants him with another Fire Thunder Driver. Now he is stabbing him with the sickle again.. The ref counts 11 as DBM hits Face Down in the Dirt on the wooden floor! DBM picks him up and grabs him from behind.. Cowan with a Ragin' Elbow, and rolls back in at the 16. DBM is still dazed! 17! 18! 19! Twe - NO! DBM is back in. Cowan sets up DBM in the corner.. TOP ROPE ACE CRUSHAHH!! He goes for a la magistral! But DBM has his hand on the ropes, and the ref calls for the break. Snap suplex by Ross now, Ross floats over for the cover: 1.....2.....2.99999!! The fans are going insane! Cowan tosses DBM outside, and instead of resting, he is following! Cowan eats some guard rail, then a sickle. DBM into the post! SIX FEET DEEP ON THE FLOOR! DBM picks him up again, and he is calling for it.. No, not again.. Six Feet Deep again! The count is 16.. He tosses Cowan with a throwing German. DBM slides back in now at the 17.. Ross gets his feet back in the ring, but no! THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL! COWAN HAS BEEN COUNTED OUT!!?!?! Cowan is in the ring, arguing with the ref, saying he got in on time.. The ref contests, but then DBM taps the ref on the shoulder and nods.. The ref puts them in their respective corner, looks at Cowan like he has 3 heads and calls for the bell, and they start back up! COWAN SPECIAL!! 1...2....2.99!! DBM got his shoulders up! I don't even know how Cowan had the energy to do that! Cowan and DBM are back up.. Cowan grabs DBM for the Cowan Special again, he gets him up, but DBM scrambles and falls to the side of Cowan, wait.. He is holding onto Cowan.. HE HAS HIM IN THE SIX FEET DEEP!! He lets out a war cry as he drills Cowan to the mat, he then rolls ontop of Cowan as the ref counts.. 1...2.........3.. Its over.. Cowan did his best, and came seconds away from pinning Deadbody Man.
Winner by pin fall: Deadbody Man
Time: 19:51
Audience (Strong Style): 83%
…Cameras don’t stick around too long after the match as we’ve seemed to cut into old re-runs of Who’s The Boss. Fans are still on their feet, DBM rolls out of the ring still eying down the fallen Cowan.
[Fade]
Keizo Hakase & Marakusa Manakura vs. Two Count
The bell rings with Manakaru and Jones starting the match. Jones tries a kick, but it’s reversed into a dragon screw. Manakaru and Rigg exchange punches and blows. Manakaru drops Jones with a Fujiwara armbar. He breaks it, and rolls over to Keizo Hakase for the tag. Hakase and Manakaru get in a double suplex before Manakaru is forced from the ring. Hakase runs off the ropes with a high-leg lariat. Jones makes the tag to Rigg. Hakase avoids the Double team, and kicks Jones in the face. Jones rolls to the outside. Hakase drops Rigg into the corner. Rigg gets up, holding his mouth in pain. He throws Hakase to the ropes, and rebounds with a running neckbreaker. Hakase kips up, and swings Rigg over with a neckbreaker. Rigg gets up with a rolling kick, and runs to Jones for a tag. Manakuru runs into the ring and grabs Rigg, to even the odds. He grabs Rigg in almost a Dragon sleeper, and runs up the turnbuckles to the apron with the move still locked on! Manakuru hooks the legs around Rigg’s waist, effectively locking in a tarantula-style Dragon Sleeper! On the other side of the ring, Jones crotches Hakase on his knee while the ref isn’t looking, and goes for a pin. The ref is preoccupied, though, and no count is made. Hakase is picked up, and dropped over the top rope. Hakase bounces sickeningly back into the ring, where Jones locks in a high-power Boston crab. Manakuru breaks his hold, and returns to the corner. Hakase grabs the rope. Hakase reverses some sort of suplex into a Black Widow Suplex! The tag is made to Manakuru. Manakuru locks in the Dragon Sleeper. Rigg runs in, but is intercepted by Hakase. Rigg thwarts Hakase with a Michinoku Driver! Chaos reigns as the 4 men brawl wildly until Graves separates them. Jones dodges a Manakuru punch, and drops the latter with a German suplex. Manakuru rolls out of it, and dries a dropkick, but Jones kicks him right in the face with a thrust kick. Manakuru flips over the top rope, and grabs Jones’ arm. He punches Jones in the face, then leaps up on the ropes. He walks along for a while, before leaping off with a flying clothesline! He goes for an octopus hold, but Jones reverses, and rolls through with the pin. One… Two…. Hakase leaps off the top turnbuckle with a dropkick on the seated and pinning Jones. Jones gets up, and Hakase Catches him in the Web! Rigg runs in, but he and Hakase are ordered out. British Fall on Jones! Jones runs over and makes a tag to Rigg, who is promptly dropped with a Blizzard Suplex. One… Two… Thr-No! Rigg kicks out! Bigg Rigg bursts out with a Road Rage! One… Two… Thre-No! Manakuru just gets the arm up. Rigg Superkicks him, and covers for the pin. One… Two… Thr-No! Manakuru again shows resolve and kicks out. Bigg Rigg is getting frustrated now, and he drops Manakuru with the Michinoku driver. One… Two… No! Keizo Hakase breaks it up! Jamie Jones runs into the ring and superkicks Hakase over the top rope! He signals to Rigg, and Rigg picks Manakuru up again for the Road Rage! One… Two… Three!
Winners by pin fall: Two Count
Time: 37:47
Audience (Strong Style): 76%
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Jamal Sambo vs. Black Knight
This match begins as an amazing 47% of the stadium goes to get refreshments. Seriously, it begins with a series of ToS’s, Black Knight winning frequently. Wristlock ‘plex from Jamal, followed by a Fireman’s carry and a snapmare. Low dropkick to head by Jamal, followed by an Alevin lift. BK nailsa devil rush followed by a Fire Thunder, than an elbow drop pin for 2 and ½. Keep in mind that we’re barely 5 minutes in. Fishermans Suplex by Sambo for 2 ½. Impaler. Moonsault Pin. 3. Dear god, that was short.
Winner by Pinfall: Black Knight
Time: 5:49
Audience (Strong Style): 27%
3. <<<#1 Contender: Junior Weight Championship>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Fool Zero vs. Alex Sanchez vs. Dink
The match begins as alliances are instantly made, and Dink eats double dropkick. And another. And another. Alex runs to a corner, and rebounds as Fool hits Dink with a drop toe hold, Alex bounds off the top turnbuckle, and nails Dink in the back of the head as he falls with his elbow. Alex then promptly turns on Fool, smashing him with an elbow. Dink goes behind Fool…FOOLJIWARA AR-No! Alex knocks him out of it! He knocks Fool down with a dropkick, then Dink. Fool recovers, and nails Dink with a Mid-High-Low kick combo, and before he can finish it, gets a boot from Alex. The dazed Dink then receives a Northern Lights whip. Fool recovers, and smacks Alex with a jumping backbrain kick, then runs to the corner and hits a slingshot moonsault. One! Two! Kickout before the three. Fool locks in an armwringer, as Alex runs to the ropes…cartwheel...launches over Dink, and nails a hurricanrana! One! Fool stomps his head from behind, groining Dink with Alex’s head. Fool taunts, and then manages to wring both their arms…he whips them into each other, then hits a double arm wringer takedown. And suddenly Fool and Alex are on the same side again, Dink again eating DDropkick. Tiger Neck Chancre on Alex., followed by a FOOLJIWARA ARMBA-No, Dink kicks him out of it! Alex punches Fool, who promptly turns to the crowd and claps. After successfully confusing Alex, he catches a Dynamite Middle Kick, courtesy of the Apathetic one! Then Dink does. Double team on Fool, and then they turn on eachother. Skewer DDT by Alex! Followed by a diving hurricanrana, which gets kicked off before the 1. FoolZero goes up…and misses a Dream Dust Press! Dink climbs…w@nToN B@mBE!!! NO!! He misses! Both of them! Like Jeff Hardy does now! Fool Stands, brings Dink up…GOM!! FINAL!! *WHACK!* ROLLING!! *Spin-WHACK!* ELBOW!! *Spin-SUPA-WHACK!* Okay, I’m done marking now. Spiral Bomb on Alex by Dink, after recovering..on-Damnit, Fool! Stop that! Rapid Dragon Screw by Alex onto Fool. He rolls outside as Dink hits a Dink Dryvah! But the ref is counting Fool out instead of the pin! Its broken, and Fool walks back inside. Tiger Neck Chancre on Alex, Dink then catching him with a Rolling Prawn! On-RRGH!! Dangit! Fool stands Dink up…Justification Driver! La magistral by Alex…One! Two! Thre-DagNABIT Fool! Dink stands, and hits Fool with the Twist of Fayte, then nails Alex with a Rolling Prawn! One! Two! Three! Fool is right back up, as Daredevil and T-Bone take Alex from the ring, restraining him. Fool nails another Justification Driver…then hops up top…Dream Dust Press! One! Two! Three! Dink throws another hissy fit, as Fool taunts and “Disconnected” plays, Mr. Burez being escorted out of the ring by many attractive women. Damn refs. They get all the chicks.
Winner by pin fall: Fool Zero
Time: Alex Sanchez: 19:45 Dink: 20:14
Audience: n/a
4. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
T-Bone & Daredevil vs. Jacob Tonga & Jonathon Teclick
Holy crap! Green hair! The match begins as T-Bone starts elbowing Jake in the face with his ELBOWS. GRRRR test of strength… Jake knocks the savage San Diegan down and then sticks his head in his crotch for only a 1 count (!?!?!). Kick, punch, kick, punch… and so on. More manly ToS’s to impress the chicks in the front row. Boner comes charging at Tonga and receives a back body drop… Tonga sticks his head in Boner’s crotch again… Bone gets out quickly. Jake is super technical and does a couple technical take downs, then he tags into DA WOOORRRRDDD. Together, Jake and John, beat the crap out of Boner boy by hitting him in the crotch. Word whips Bone into the ropes… he makes a secret tag… OMG GREEN HAIR!!! DD comes in and he and Bone work on JTT. HOLY BOZAC!!! CORNER BULLDOG DOUBLE TEAM!!! Word doesn’t know where he is… but he manages to kick Bone in the balls, yowza. Kickity Kick Kick by DD, he is a flying foot machine. Word blocks a few kicks then hits DD with his ever so vicious bearhug slam. DD works his way to his feat… Word charges in with a clothesline that sends DD over the top rope! They get back inside fairly quickly. John goes for another Bearhug slam… its reversied into a daring belly to belly… DD locks in the GREEN HAIR MISSION!!! Word is kicking wildly, but the advanced tag team man, Jake makes the save. Haha, 2 on one, DD is getting his butt whooped. Oh no, DD gets double suplexed over the top rope! Word goes outside and begins wailing on his face! DD somehow shrugs him off… but he cannot shrug off the O NEGATIVE that follows. Word begins to beat in DD’s face, luckily Bone is able to come in and rip Word off of him. DD is dragged back to his corner by Bone, and then makes the tag. Not much going on until Word tags out to Jake. He and Jake deliver a devastating double powerbomb on Bone… followed by another! Word mounts Bone and begins punching him until he bleeds… Guarenteed2bleed!!! T-bone continues to fight and fight, eventually Jake tags out. Word sends Bone to the outside which brings in DD… Word nails a Michinoku Driver on DD. On the outside, Bone drives Jake into the ground with a lyger bomb. Bone comes rolling in, he pays no attention to Word who is behind him… Word gets a front face lock, hoists Bone up and implants him into the mat with a Michinoku Driver II Beta…1…2…3!!!
Winner by pin fall: Jacob Tonga and Jonathan Teclick
Time: 19:45
Audience (Strong Style): 84%
5. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Catalyst vs. Ryan Rose
The match starts off with some nice technical mat work by Rose and Cat. Rose hits a single leg takedown, Cat manages to wiggle free and come up behind, Rose elbows Cat in the face and then hits a back flipping overhead kick! Cat back to his feat, this time he shoots in on Rose… Rose blocks the shot with a wizard, he and Cat battle for position and Rose tosses Cat to the ground with a Japanese Arm Wizard. Cat gets right back up and returns the favor, the two stare at eachother as the crowd applauds the series. Cat and Rose tie up again… Cat manages to spin behind, he leaps atop Rose and rolls threw into a cross arm breaker… nice! He continues to work the arm some more and nails an arm screw. Cat spins behind again, lifts Rose up for a back drop… but Rose spins in mid air and turns it into a cross body…1…2 easy kick out for Cat. Cat takes Rose down with a quick sole butt to the guy, he then locks in one of those weird Mexican moves that don’t really hurt. Rose manages to fight is way out, only to be put in another variation of it. The crowd ooo’s and ahhh’s cuz they don’t know it doesn’t really hurt. Cat lets go and brings Rose to his feat… Northern Lights Suplex…1…2 punch to the ribs gets Catalyst off. Cat goes for another, Rose shoves him into the ropes, bounces off the opposite side and nails a Rosey Spear. Cat steals a page out of AP’s book and nails an NLB, he then tries to lock in a Catalystic Leg Lock… but Rose fights free. Wasn’t Cat working the arms before… anyway… Cat walks right into a Drop Toe Hold… Rose Bush is applied. This devastating maneuver has made the greatest of men tap. Luckily Cat isn’t a great man so he didn’t tap and Rose eventually just let go. Cat tosses Rose into the ropes… Rose bounces back Cat hops up for flying cross arm breaker, Rose catches his leg and locks in another Rose Bush! Cat is so close to the ropes… what’s this? Spunk comes running out and distracts the Ref… in comes AP with a Red box… WHAM… AP just decked Rose with the box! Spunk jumps off the apron, he and AP go running through the crowd… Cat covers…1…2…NO!!!! Cat cannot believe it!! Rose staggers to his feat… Cata Cutter!!! Rose bounces right back to his feet… he charges at Cat with full head of steam… Cat moves to the side and Rose runs right into the Turnbuckle!!! He slowly spins around, Cat catches him in a Northern Light Suplex Hase style…1…2…3!!!
Winner by pin fall: Catalyst
Time: 12:13
Audience (Strong Style): 73%
6. <<<Destiny Series Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Bukkake SPUNK vs. Powersurge
Spunk charges at Powersurge and tries a kenka kick, Powersurge ducks under it and turns around into a drop toe hold, up again into another drop toe hold, Spunk brings Powersurge to his feet and hits a knuckle arrow then a slap to the face, irish whip to the corner, Spunk charges at Powersurge, Powersurge moves out of the way, Spunk manges to stop himself right before he collides with the turnbuckle, he hops up onto it and nails Powersurge in the back of the head with a diving backbrain kick, irish whip, spine bomb, 1.....kickout, Spunk sends Powersurge to the ropes and looks to do it again, Powersurge MURDERS him with a western lariat instead, Spunk gets to his feet, dazed, Powersurge hits a backbrain headbutt then a neckbreaker drop, PS mounts Spunk and elbows him in the face repeatedly, Spunk manages to grab onto the ropes causing Scotland to force PS to stop the elbows, Powersurge brings Spunk to his feet and hits an elbow pat, coconut crush, Spunk lifted up, manhattan drop, Spunk staggers backwards..then forwards into a saber hammer rush, PS sets up a giant swing but Spunk manages to escape it, Powersuge goes behind Spunk for the I Am Large, but Spunk counters with a side arm hold, he releases it after a short while, then hits a snap suplex as PS gets to his feet, Powersurge up again into an enziguri, dynamite knee lift, Spunk hits the ClimaXXX then heads to the top rope, he flys off with the Spunkakke Splash, 1....2....shoulder up, Spunk applies the G-Spot, he's just a little too close to the ropes however, as Powersurge is able to get his foot on the bottom rope, Powersurge gets to his feet..Spunk locks in the Bukkake Blackout right in the center of the ring, Powersurge slowly starts to fade..Scotland lifts his arm..drops, lifts his arm..drops..lifts the arm for a third time..dro..he keeps it up! Powersurge starts beating his arm on the ground, he slowly gets to his feet, with Spunk still holding on, Powersurge manages to get behind Spunk, I Am Large! Spunk to his feet..Turnbuckle bomb, Spunk staggers out of the corner into the TRUE POWER! 1......2.....3!
Winner by pin fall: Powersurge
Time: 16:09
Audience (Strong Style): 79%
7. <<<Destiny Series Tag Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Asian Penguin & Tandoori Man vs. Sykopath & Abdula Tonga
Penguin and Syko start out, Penguin feigns a grapple and hits a center round kick, irish whip, Penguin charges after Syko and hits a kneel kick, Syko manages to stop himself going over the top rope, another irish whip, Penguin hits a lightning leg lariat this time, Syko sits up, low dropkick to the back of the head, Penguin moves around to the legs and hits a knee to the groin, Syko lifted to his feet, cyclone whip, Syko jumps over a spin kick, Penguin stands up, Syko hits a powerful elbow smash, a headbutt then a short arm clothsline, both men trade punches, they both hit kicks to the balls at the exact same time, both men fall to their knees and start crawling toward there corners, double tag made, Tonga and Tandoori both sprint toward each other, double clothsline, both men right back up, they trade punches, Tandoori gets the upper hand and sends Tonga to the ropes, delfin backbreaker, Tonga up..into a DDT..up again..piledriver attempted, Tonga backdrops Tandoori, Tandoori up into a waterwheel takedown, Tandoori up again, Tonga hits a few body blows then a dragon screw, STF applied, Penguin breaks the hold, Tonga lifts Tandoori Man to his feet then performs a knee crusher, Tonga lifts Tandoori to his feet, Fisherman Buster, Tonga stomps on Tandoori a few times then makes the tag to Syko, Syko starts Going Sykotik on Tandoori, Tandoori manages to duck under the Grace and Beauty of Utter Annhilation and hit a piledriver. Tandoori hits an STO, Syko gets to his feet, Tandoori hits him with a backbrain kick sending him to the outside, Tandoori makes the tag, Penguin goes for an Asai moonsault onto Syko but Tonga manages to smack him in the face just before he performs it, Tonga grabs Penguin by the head and smacks his head off the turnbuckle, Tonga climbs out onto the apron with Penguin just as Syko slides into the ring, Tonga goes for an ultra rana but Penguin catches him....GLACIAL DIVIDER OFF THE APRON! Tandoori hits a Northern Lights Suplex in the ring, no count as Tandoori isn't the legal man, Penguin rolls into the ring, Tandoori sets up the Tandoori Dream, Syko slips over, he gets Tandoori in position for the End To Sanity, Penguin pulls Syko off, OPERATION DEEP FREEZE, 1.......2.....3!
Winners by pin fall: Asian Penguin & Tandoori Man
Time: 12:54
Audience (Strong Style): 85%
8. <<<Destiny Series Match>>> (Referee: Beau Graves)
Deadbody Man vs. Ross Cowan
The seemingly unbeatable DBM is making his way to the ring, as Cowan stnads in waiting inside of the ring with a grim look upon his face.. He is stretching, preparing for the obvious huge fight ahead of him. The bell rings as DBM approaches Cowan.. BOOM! Right off teh bat Cowan hits a sole butt and connects, then a punch! Snap mare, but DBM pops back up. COWAN WINS A TEST OF STRENGTH, and follows with a drop toe hold. Cowan going for a leg lock, but DBM kicks him off. DBM hammers Cowan down, then Lariats him in the back of the head, followed by a knee to the back of Cowan. DBM stalks his prey with a series of hammer blows and stomps.. But Cowan with a firemans carry, then a leg lock! Cowan is trying to take out those trunks DBM calls legs. Cowan off the ropes, FLYING NECKBREAKAH!! Karelin Lift on DBM! DBM pops right back up, unreal! Tilt a whirl slam on Cowan now, DBM going right back on that back. Cowan whips DBM to the ropes, but DBM with a running knee to stop him, followed by a hanging neck choke. Another Tilt a whirl on Ross now, followed by a backbrain lariat. Throwing German! Ross's head bounces off of the turnbuckle and he tumbles to the outside in a heap. DBM stalks him outside, but Ross rolls back in. Brainbuster attempt by Ross, but DBM overpowers him. Reverse Powerbomb by DBM! And he rolls him over and covers: But Ross gets up at 2. Cowan goes behind, DBM falls back on him.. And wait, DBM pulls the sickle from his trunks, and is stabbing Ross! Ross is busted wide open here. Ross whips him to the ropes, fighting as hard as he can, but DBM just runs into him, taking him down.. DBM covers. 1....2...2.5! What courage by Ross! Ross going for the sole butt! But DMB punches him in the back as he is spinning, sending him to the mat. DBM picks him up, makes a throat cutting call, and BIG FIYAH!! BIG FIYAH!! Fiyah Thundah drivahhhhhhh!! ROSS POPS BACK UP!! WRIST CLUTCH EXPROIDAHHHHH!! Cowan with the pin! 1....2, KICK OUT! Cowan seems to have a look of determination on his face.. Throwing Belly to Belly! Figure 4 leg lock applied by Ross now, going back to DBM's knees. DBM stands up, looking angry, and goes to strike Cowan, Cowan catches his arm! WRIST CLUTCH EXPLODAH!! DBM gets up aided by Ross, Ross going to slam DBM, DBM floats over, Fire Thunder! DBM mounts Ross and is punching him with wreckeless abandon! Ross gets up, and underhooks DBM, but DBM reverses it into a backdrop/pin! 1.. 2... 2.999!! Ross barely got the shoulder up! Cowan Plex! Cowan Plex! But DBM is tied up in the ropes. DBM gets to his feet, Six Feet Deep!! And Cowan folds up onto the floor.. Ouch. DBM follows him, then goes to punch him, Ross catches his arm again, Wrist clutch exploder! Rolling Germans on the outside by Cowan now! But DBM plants him with another Fire Thunder Driver. Now he is stabbing him with the sickle again.. The ref counts 11 as DBM hits Face Down in the Dirt on the wooden floor! DBM picks him up and grabs him from behind.. Cowan with a Ragin' Elbow, and rolls back in at the 16. DBM is still dazed! 17! 18! 19! Twe - NO! DBM is back in. Cowan sets up DBM in the corner.. TOP ROPE ACE CRUSHAHH!! He goes for a la magistral! But DBM has his hand on the ropes, and the ref calls for the break. Snap suplex by Ross now, Ross floats over for the cover: 1.....2.....2.99999!! The fans are going insane! Cowan tosses DBM outside, and instead of resting, he is following! Cowan eats some guard rail, then a sickle. DBM into the post! SIX FEET DEEP ON THE FLOOR! DBM picks him up again, and he is calling for it.. No, not again.. Six Feet Deep again! The count is 16.. He tosses Cowan with a throwing German. DBM slides back in now at the 17.. Ross gets his feet back in the ring, but no! THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL! COWAN HAS BEEN COUNTED OUT!!?!?! Cowan is in the ring, arguing with the ref, saying he got in on time.. The ref contests, but then DBM taps the ref on the shoulder and nods.. The ref puts them in their respective corner, looks at Cowan like he has 3 heads and calls for the bell, and they start back up! COWAN SPECIAL!! 1...2....2.99!! DBM got his shoulders up! I don't even know how Cowan had the energy to do that! Cowan and DBM are back up.. Cowan grabs DBM for the Cowan Special again, he gets him up, but DBM scrambles and falls to the side of Cowan, wait.. He is holding onto Cowan.. HE HAS HIM IN THE SIX FEET DEEP!! He lets out a war cry as he drills Cowan to the mat, he then rolls ontop of Cowan as the ref counts.. 1...2.........3.. Its over.. Cowan did his best, and came seconds away from pinning Deadbody Man.
Winner by pin fall: Deadbody Man
Time: 19:51
Audience (Strong Style): 83%
…Cameras don’t stick around too long after the match as we’ve seemed to cut into old re-runs of Who’s The Boss. Fans are still on their feet, DBM rolls out of the ring still eying down the fallen Cowan.
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