Post by CyberTranz on Sept 21, 2009 20:56:10 GMT -6
1. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Countdown w/ Bunny vs. Cate Archer w/ Fury Maniac
This match is going down in the C-CWA record books ladies and gentlemen, the C-CWA first ever women’s match. This ought to be a great match, Cate starts the match off the elbow to the back of the head, drops down for the quick elbow and attempts to roll into the camel clutch, Cee is in the ropes, Cee now lands the legs takedown, Cate gets back up to her feet and Cee takes her down with the ippon-zeoi. Trampling clutch now applied on Cate, she’s squirming to get to the ropes and finally does. Cee now with the grapple from behind; it’s blocked by Cate, overhead kick on Cee, great execution. Both women find themselves in the collar and elbow tie up, Cate gets some knees in, Cee stumbles back in and Cate hits the Mongolian chop, she follows it up with the moonsualt pin… 1… 2… kick out! Cee tries to muster some offence and she does with a beautiful uranage, she picks Cate back up by her hair, grapple from behind now and she plants her with the reverse DDT. Cee now still in control, hits the sole butt just below the rib cage and drops Cate with the peace cursher, the cover… 1… 2… kick out! Cate barely gets the shoulder up. Cee now looking for the Irish whip, its countered and Cate sends her to the ropes, she bounces off the other side and catches Cee with the spinning dropkick right at the butt of the jaw. Cate now with one fluent motion sprints to the top rope, Rapid Slosh! The cover… 1… 2… Cee gets her foot on the bottom rope! Cate now looks for the Archers Edge but it’s countered with elbows to the side of the head, Cee now looks for the Zero Kick, Cate ducks, Cee spins back around and Cate nails her with her own version of the Zero Kick, the BLADE WALLOP! Cate follows up with the cover… 1… 2… 3! Funny move names and all, it was enough to keep Cee down and enough to earn Cate the victory here tonight.
Winner by pin fall: Cate Archer
Time: 15:32
Audience (Strong Style): 82%
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Red Tornado vs. Cole Meadowlark
These C-CWA fans are unsure what to expect from these two new competitors, but everyone deserves a first chance. Red and Cole impress the crowd early one with a series of avoidances and reversals. Cole chucks Red into the corner, Red manages to run up the ropes and hit a backflip into a forward dropkick that sends Cole head first into the turnbuckle. Red tries to put Cole in a high angle crab, but gets flipped over by the still fresh Cole. Red charges in and gets cyclone whipped, Cole begins to work the leg with a couple of spinning knee locks. They both get up again; Cole takes out red with a drop toe hold and then locks in an Achilles tendon hold… Red furiously fights to the ropes for a break. Here I would like to note that Cole’s eyebrows are scary. Cole picks up Red and gets an elbow to the face followed by a flying mare into a dropkick right to the back of the neck. Cole stands back up, Red and Cole begin to exchange slaps and punches… Cole catches one of the punches and takes Red down with a Fujiwara! Red fights is way over to get a rope break. Cole hits a couple of arm screws and then goes right back to the Fujiwara… Red manages to get the ropes with his foot and get the break. Cole tries to put on a hammer lock… Red reverses into a whip to the corner… he charges in and nails Cole with a solid boot right across the face. Cole drops to the mat hard and then Red hits a slingshot moonsaults….1…2….NO! Red picks cole back up… he hits a solebutt then a backflipping high kick… Cole catches Red’s leg and locks the Achilles tendon hold back on! Red again manages to grab the ropes for a break. Red hobbles back up… Tiger Kick Rush by Cole cover…1….2….NO!! Cole picks Red back up… HAWIAAN SMASHER…. Red slips threw and rolls Cole up…1….2….NO!!! TORNADO FACEBUSTER!!! Cole pops back up… Red tries a kick rush, Cole catches his leg on the second hit and nails a dragon screw…. He covers….1….2…NO!!! Red gets back up… the tries the kick rush again… again Cole catches the leg… ENZIGURI by Red…. cover…..1….2….3!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Red Tornado
Time: 15:49
Audience (Lucha Style): 87%
The simple drum beat of "Super Bon Bon" starts over the PA system, and soon is backed by accompanying bass... as a man larger than most of the C-CWA makes his way to the ring, followed closely by a woman in a business suit... the man jumps onto the ringside, and goes through the ropes, as the woman makes her way up the stairs, and underneath the 2nd rope... the man calls for a microphone.
[Cross]: Chapel? Last we saw of him, Daredevil pushed him to the limit at Collision!
[DeMarco]: Oh, NOW it starts; the M-DWF rejects making their way to the C-CWA.
[Chapel]: Cut The Man's music! Music stops... Now, let me introduce myself. My name is Chapel... people call me The Man. Now, you look at me, and you think, "What's so special about him? Six foot seven... somewhere around 290 pounds... looks like another muscle man who thinks he can wrestle."
Now, I know the C-CWA has had itself a fair share of big men... Apocalypse, Deadbody Man, et cetera, et cetera. And those big men were ANGRY.... and full of INTENSITY. Sometimes, they were ANGRY AND INTENSE. But, The Man is not ANGRY... The Man doesn't feel very TENSE, In or otherwise. The Man... is just the best damn thing to hit pro wrestling since the suplex.
Chapel passes over the microphone to the business suit clad woman...
[DeMarco]: Funny, up until Sunday there were no women here whatsoever. Now, we can't look the other way without seeing two.
[Woman]: My name is Joann L. Ryder, manager of Chapel, former M-DWF Women's Champion, all around genius, and the single most beautiful woman you'll never have a chance with.
Crowd begins booing.
[Jo]: Now, I plan on being just as dominant here, as I was in the M-DWF; as a manager AND as a wrestler! I led Dante Black to a World Title win, after being stripped of the title some 4 month prior. I brought the REAL "Next Big Thing", not the WWE's little fake version, Chapel Hillcrest to the big leagues... Chapel, the most DOMINANT Hardcore Champion this business has ever seen.
To put it simply, this is a notice to the top dogs of the Cross Continental Wrestling Alliance... I hope you ALL are ready... because THIS woman... prefers to be on top.
Jo drops the microphone as "Super Bon Bon" plays again, and both wrestlers leave the ring for the back.
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Fool Zero vs. Juan Leche
A quick exchange right out of the gate, as Fool and Leche appeal to the fans by blocking everything that is thrown at them. Elbow by Fool, whips Leche, Leche ducks under, Fool goes for a cradle, Leche reverses. Leg Tripe by Leche, whip to the corner by Fool, LEche with a backflip, Fool catches him with an elbow *wipes brow* wow, that was a quick exchange. Victory Roll Jujugatme by Fool, but Leche quickly scrambles to the ropes. Arm whip and stomp by Leche. Fool fights back, but Leche hits the same combo. Leche goes for a leg lariat on Fool, Fool ducks, ZEROOO FIGHTAHHHH KEEEECK. Dragon Screw, Leche back up, Leche off the ropes, he goes for a lariat, Fool catches it, FOOOLJIAWA!! Leche struggles free, but meets a mid kick combo from Fool. Fool hops right onto the arm of Leche. Fool charges in at Leche, but Leche catches him with the Octopus lock! Fool fights his way out with an elbow combo, then goes up top and nails a diving headbutt. Leche ducks Fool's headscissors, and LEG LARIATO!!! Leche goes behind, Fool reverses into a Fooljiwara! Leche escapes, and Fool tosses him outside, Fool off the ropes, SPACEMAN PLANCHA!! Tiger Neck Chancre by Fool sends Leche into the rail. Leche fights back with a British Fall, then rolls back in at the 15. Fool is catching his breath.. 16.. 17.. 18... 19, he's back in. He wrings the arm of Leche, ROLLING ELBOWGAH! Leche is getting up now.. Fool goes to pick him up, Neck Octopus! Fool won't tap so he suplexes him to the outside.. He revs up, PLANCHA! he then does a big swing on the outside to Fool! Fool's head just bounced off the railing! He comes back in to a British Fall, then Leche with a springboard kneel kick. He goes for another, Fool ducks! Fool up top, Rounding Moonsault! Rolling elbow by Fool. Fool looks charged up now, he turns around and meets a kneel kick by Leche.. Leche up top, Leche Splash on the back! Fool up first, he locks in the Fooljiwara! But its in the ropes.. Leche springs to his feet as Fool bounces off the ropes, but Leche catches him with the Octopus.. Fool taps out!
Winner by submission: Juan Leche
Time: 19:48
Audience (Lucha Style): 69%
4. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Da Grinch vs. EWS
Rick starts the match off aggressively by tackling Grinch to the ground and knuckle arrowing him to death! Grinch rolls over onto his stomach and stands up… Rick grabs him from behind but Grinch escapes by hitting the front flipping push kick. Rick begins hammering Grinch down with, well, hammer blows. Grinch has taken one to many and swats EWS’s arm away and nails a Hashimoto style kick rush. Rick rolls over and Grinch hops on him and locks in the Kataha Jime… Rick rolls over and grabs the ropes. Rick tackles Grinch again and begins to punch viciously… blood begins to poor out of grinch’s forehead. This wasn’t a good idea because now Grinch is totally pissed. He nails EWS with an enziguri that sends him staggering… Grinch then spins behind and drops EWS right on the back of his neck. EWS stiffly gets back to his Feet… Grinch from behind… GERMAN SUPLEX WHEEEP. EWS rolls onto his stomach, Grinch picks him up and signals for the end with a Suess Theory… EWS blocks it, and then kicks Grinch in the Stomach… he signals for the Vertigo Index but Grinch reverses it into a back drop hold….1….2….NO! EWS gets back up and lariats Grinch to the ground, he signals for the Vertigo Index again… he hoists grinch up… IT’S REVERSED INTO A RANA…1…2…NO!!! Grinch picks EWS up for a Suplex… FISHERMAN DDT!!! EWS gets up dizzy and looks around only to see Grinch come flaying at him with a springboard missile dropkick! EWS rolls to the outside… Grinch follows… 1…2….3….4… Grinch whips EWS into the barricade …5….6….7… Grinch hits a German Suplex whip that sends EWS neck first into the concrete! 8…9….10….11…. Grinch tosses EWS back into the ring… he covers…1…2…NO!!! Grinch throws EWS into the corner, he sets him up top… TOP ROPE GRINCH CUTTER!!! Grinch picks EWS up… EWS spins behind… HOMICIDAL BACK DROP!!! Cover…1…2….NO!!!! EWS picks him up and tries for another… Grinch elbows him in the back of the head twice… EWS backs off… Grinch yanks him foreward TEN MEN LARIAT!~!~~~!!!!! Grinch signals that this is the finish… he hoists EWS up… SUESS THEORY….1…..2….3!!!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Da Grinch
Time: 15:47
Audience (Strong Style): 91%
Camera starts, trained on a man's boots... while we hear the voice over.
[Man]: I have done it all in my time... wrestled the best...
Flashes from random home camera footage, all of the same move.
[Man]: I've taught this generation's future stars...
Flashes a little slower this time, as we can identify the move as a "Diamond Dust". When the camera starts back on the man, it's slowly moving up...
[Man]: I am not the coolest...
Camera up to the man's waist.
[Man]: I am not the best...
Camera stops on the man's face, but the lighting is poor, so we don't see it well... the man speaks.
[Man]: I'm just F'n Awesome.
Scene cuts to black, and in white lettering: "F.N. Awesome... Coming Soon" before the scene fades to commercials.
5. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
T-Bone vs. Fury Maniac
T-Bone comes out sporting a hat, trying to hide his head, as Fury looks pumped. They start off exchanging headlock takeovers, and T-Bone gets right to the point nailing a side backdrop. Fury comes back with 2 arm whip/senton combos. FALCON ARROW! 2 count for T-Bone. T-Bone is setting up for the butcher bomb, Facebuster by Fury! Ippionzeui by T-Bone sends Fury to the outside. Fury comes back in to some devastating Ippionzeuis, but fights back with a screw kick out of nowhere. Backdrop by T-Bone, followed by a swinging neckbreaker. Run counter ippionzeui by T-Bone again.. He is going for a butcher bomb, facebuster by Fury.. Fury up top... FLYING SWINGING DDT!! He follows up with a blue Thundah pin, but T-Bone gets the shoulder up. Running DDT by Bone, caught into another Blue Thunder. H Edge by Fury, followed by a screw kick. More of the same by Fury, Falcon Arrow by T-Bone! He kicks out! Running Hurricanrana by T-Bone! 1! 2! 3!!! ITS OVER!
Winner by pin fall: T-Bone
Time: 19:09
Audience (Strong Style): 61%
6. <<<Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: Android Person)
Prodigy vs. Sykopath
Prodigy throws a kendo stick, a trashcan, a steel chair and a cookie tray into the ring before the opening bell has even rung. Sykopath picks up the chair while Prodigy gets into the ring, Sykopath runs at Prodigy with the chair but Prodigy delivers a big boot knocking the chair into Syko’s face. Now with the upper hand Prodigy chucks Syko into the corner and delivers a few knees to the mid-section before pushing him face first into the mat. Prodigy goes to pull Syko up but Syko grabs his leg and trips him, Syko then pounces on his chest and digs a fork into Prodigy’s head, Prodigy manages to shove Syko off but the damage has already been done as Prodigy is busted wide open. Syko takes Prodigy down with a drop toe hold and then picks up the kendo stick, Prodigy gets to his feet and Syko twirls the stick in his hand and then smacks it over the head of Prodigy, Prodigy goes down to his knees and Syko gives him another taste of the kendo stick snapping it in half over his head, Syko goes for the cover 1…….2…. Prodigy manages to kick out. Prodigy makes it to his feet but Syko just gets Sykotik with him and Prodigy rolls out of the ring holding his head, Syko goes for a la quebrada but Prodigy moves just in time and Syko ends up getting hung up on the guard rail. Prodigy pulls Syko up and delivers a death valley driver on the concrete floor, he goes for a pin 1……..2…… Syko just gets his shoulder up in time. Prodigy rolls Syko back into the ring and follows in after, Prodigy waits for Syko to get up before going for the Big Fire but Syko ducks and then delivers the Red Mist before following it up with the Mental Illness, Syko goes for a cover 1…….2……. Prodigy kicks out. Prodigy’s up and Syko almost takes his head off with The Grace and Beauty of Utter Annihilation, another cover 1……2…… again Prodigy kicks out, Syko places the trashcan in the centre of the ring and goes to deliver the End To Sanity but Prodigy gives him a elbow to the face then turns around and delivers The Prodigy Bomb onto the trashcan 1……..2…….3.
Winner by pin fall: Prodigy
Time: 18:34
Audience (Hardcore Style): 87%
…The bell rings and the match is over, Prodigy doesn’t seem to be done. He grabs the closest chair’s and stumbles towards Syko just as he’s getting back up to his feet, Prodigy swings but Syko ducks, he turns back around and Syko punches the chair in his face. Syko picks him back up to his feet… “Guerrilla Radio” by Rage Against The Machine hits.
[Cross]: MY GOD! HE’S BACK… IT’S BRIAN LEE!
[DeMarco]: Happy days are here again Cross!
…Lee slides into the ring and exchanges rights and lefts with Syko. Prodigy is back up to his feet and nails Syko in the back with the steal chair. Prodigy now picks Syko up by his mask and throws him towards Lee. Lee sets him up now as Prodigy centre’s the chair right below Lee, GIMMICK BUSTER on the chair! Lee and Prodigy now continue putting the boots to Syko, the officials rush to the ring as we fade to commercial.
7. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Tranzfusion vs. Catalyst
Both men circle around in each, couple ToS don’t seem to solve anything, they tie back up, Tranz finally takes him off his feet with the drop toehold, Catalyst fires back with his own drop toehold, he follows in with some knee’s to the gut, makes Tranz take a gasp of air. Tranz comes back now with an exchange of knife-edge chops, Catalyst ducks under one of them and connects with the backdrop. Tranz slowly back up to his feet, Catalyst shoots off the ropes and connects with the cross body, cover attempt… 1… kick out! Catalyst now attempts another backdrop but it’s countered and Tranz makes the cover… 1… kick out! Tranz now goes for the legs of Catalyst, dragon screw and he quickly follows up with the figure four leg lock, Catalyst’s face s etched in pain but he grabs a hold of the ropes. Tranz now picks Catalyst up by the mask, scoop slam, Catalyst back up to his feet and Tranz takes him down again with the suplex. Another quick cover by Tranz… 1… kicks out! Tranz looks for the side kick but its blocked and Catalyst his the dragon screw, standing heel hold now applied by Catalyst, Tranz looks for the ropes but instead gets the free foot in Catalyst’s face. Tranz now with the chin crusher, Catalyst is whipped to the corner, space-rolling elbow coming up, no! Catalyst moves out of the way, tie up from behind, release German suplex. Catalyst now goes for the cover… 1… 2… kick out! Catalyst looks to have him right where he wants him, Tranz hoisted back up to his feet, Burning Fire Bomb! The cover… 1… 2… kick out! Catalyst with the front face lock, Catalyst neck breaker coming up, no! Tranz shoots him off to the ropes and connects with the backspin kick! Tranz now up to the top rope, MAD SPLASH! Cover… 1… 2… kick out! Catalyst barely gets the shoulder up. Tranz now looks for the Tranzfixer, Lee is now shown making a return to the ring, the referee looks to his directions while Lee distractions him, and Prodigy slides into the ring from the other side and nails Tranz with the Prodigy Bomb. Catalyst climbs up to the rope, METEOR PRESS! No damnit! Not this way… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Catalyst
Time: 12:34
Audience (Strong Style): 80%
[Cross]: What the hell is going on here tonight DeMarco, first Sykopath and now TRANZ?
[DeMarco]: Isn’t it obvious Cross, Lee and Prodigy seem to be a real bad mode. Someone must have CUTTER their pants or something.
…Catalyst makes his way back up to the ramp with his title belt in hand, now Lee and Prodigy slide into the ring and begins laying the boots to Tranz. Tranz lies helpless as this onslaught occurs. Prodigy hoist him up now and places him on the top rope, Lee moves over and starts climbing the ropes while holding Tranz, MY GOD! Gimmick Buster from the top rope. Lee gets up to his feet and stands over top of Tranz, Prodigy now moves to the outside and grabs a chair, Tranz’s foot is placed in-between the chair and Lee signals for Prodigy to break his ankle, all of a sudden “You Can’t Stop Me” by Guano Apes hits!
[Cross]: It’s VERONICA!
[DeMarco]: What the hell is she going to do? She doesn’t stand a chance.
…Veronica slides into the ring and covers Tranz. She’s bagging Prodigy and Lee to back off. Lee is complete furious and picks her up by the hair, Veronica tries to slap him but Lee blocks it and throws her over to Prodigy. Lee gives the nod to Prodigy and Prodigy hoists her up, DAMNIT! This monster has just planted Veronica with the Prodigy Bomb! The crowd begins to boo heavily as Lee and Prodigy stand tall over top of Tranzfusion and Veronica.
8. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Crimson & Ross Cowan vs. Asian Penguin & Bukkake SPUNK
Crimson and AP appear to be starting it off for their respective teams, both men meet in the centre of the ring, they both jockey for position but neither man gets the upper hand. PA attempts whipping Crimson into the corner but Crimons scales the top and flips over top pf AP, AP turns around and Crimson drops him with the drop toehold. AP charges back in and scoop slam now by Crimson. SPUNK doesn’t like how this one is starting off and demands the tag, AP obliges. They work a little double team now, SPUNK takes him down wit the drop toehold, AP rolls him over and hits the spinning leg lock. It’s SPUNK and Crimson now, Crimsom is sent to the ropes, it’s followed up by the knee lift. Crimson gets back up to his feet and SPUNK connects with a few step kicks. SPUNK attempts the snap suplex but Crimson puts on the breaks, tag to Cowan. Cowan now blocks an attempted sidekick and takes SPUNK down with the dragon screw. Cowan now looks for the scoop slam but SPUNK rolls him into a small package… 1… kick out! Cowan now picks SPUNK up by his hair, snap suplex! He picks him up again and another snap suplex, that’s enough to shatter your spine right there. Cowan looks for the Thistle Lock but SPUNK wisely makes it to the ropes. Tag back now to AP but Cowan remains in control, flying mare into a quick cover… 1… kick out! AP stumbles back up to his feet, dangerous German suplex! Another cover by Cowan… 1… 2… SPUNK makes the save. AP fires back now, back switch into the vertical German suplex… 1… 2… Cowan kicks out. AP now looks to work on the rib cage with a stiff looking stomach crusher. AP makes the tag to SPUNK; Cowan is taking down with the single leg takedown as SPUNK climbs the ropes, Spunkakke Splash! The cover… 1… 2… kick out! SPUNK now whips Cowan to the ropes and bounces off the ropes, both come bolting off the ropes and connect with the double clothesline. Couto starts the 10 count as Cowan inches his way towards Crimson, can he make the tag, he does! The fresh man is now in, Crimson hooks SPUNK in, northern lights suplex. Crimson now appears to be getting out the sickle, some of the fans begin to boo but SPUNK gets his hands up before any damage can be down. Crimson takes him down with he dragon screw, up to the top, side roll press! The cover… 1… 2… save by AP. Cowan comes in now and all four men are in. Cowan and AP exchange left and rights, Cowan ducks under the last one and goes from behind, another dangerous German suplex on AP. SPUNK gets up to his feet and backs right up against Cowan, Cowan spins him around, INVERTED COWAN SPECIAL! Crimson eyes SPUNK up as Cowan hits a plancha on AP on the outside, CRIMSON CUTTER, the cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winners by pin fall: Crimson & Ross Cowan
Time: 25:37
Audience (King Road’s Style): 92%
…Cowan and Crimson are seen walking back up the ramps with their respective arms raised in the air. SPUNK and AP are demanding them to get back into the ring but it doesn’t seem to be working. As they turn around, Lee and Prodigy are shown running down the ramp. Both men come to a complete stomp and start exchanging fists with Crimson and Cowan. Cowan and Lee battle down the ramp as Prodigy and Crimson slowly follow. Both Cowan and Crimson find themselves in the ring, not the place to be as SPUNK and AP still remain. The turn their backs and begin battling S^3 again, Lee slides in and its 3 against 2 until Prodigy and that damn chair takes out Crimson and Cowan. It’s a 4 on 2 beat down in the middle of the ring. Prodigy picks Crimson up and puts his arms behind his back as SPUNK slaps him a few, SPUNK now puts him in position, SPUNK-Shot! On the other side Lee is mocking Cowan as AP has the A.A.B.T. locked in tight.
[Cross]: Damnit DeMarco, not again. This is the third time that these two have came in and stuck their nose where it don’t belong.
[DeMarco]: Oh come on Cross, you got to be loving this. Tranzfusion, hurt! Sykopath, hurt! Veronica, hurt! They’re just picking them apart one by one.
…Crimson and Cowan are finally rolled to the outside, officials come down to the ring to try to separate them. SPUNK, while being pulled back spits on the lifeless body of Cowan. Inside the ring Prodigy and Lee remain, Lee yells at the timekeeper to grab the microphone.
[Lee]: C-CWA… I’M BACK! What a grand entrance I seem to make eh? Coming here, laying a few boots to some of the jerkboys here with my good buddy Prodigy, you never see it coming, the officials never seen it coming, and none of the bitches in the back seen it coming.
…Lee takes a few breathes as the crowd gives him a chorus of boos.
[Lee]: See Prodigy and I are tired of being jerked around. Overlooked, disrespected, it all comes to an end tonight. You either like it or you don’t cause I’m not going anywhere, Prodigy isn’t going anymore, we are here to stay and we shall not be ignored.
…Lee takes another moment to gather his thoughts. Prodigy jaw jacks with one of the fans in the front row. Lee stomps in the middle of the ring and raises his right hand and opens it up, with each sentence now he closes one finger at a time.
[Lee]: So all’s I have to say is… FUCK Sykopath… FUCK Tranzfusion… FUCK Veronica… FUCK Cowan… FUCK Crimson… Oh hell… FUCK this jerkboy holding the camera… FUCK this fatty in the first row… man… FUCK YOU ALL! Cause tonight… tonight starts the dawning of a new era… mark my words the C-CWA will NEVER be the same again. TEAM VIOLENCE is taking over!
[Fade]
Countdown w/ Bunny vs. Cate Archer w/ Fury Maniac
This match is going down in the C-CWA record books ladies and gentlemen, the C-CWA first ever women’s match. This ought to be a great match, Cate starts the match off the elbow to the back of the head, drops down for the quick elbow and attempts to roll into the camel clutch, Cee is in the ropes, Cee now lands the legs takedown, Cate gets back up to her feet and Cee takes her down with the ippon-zeoi. Trampling clutch now applied on Cate, she’s squirming to get to the ropes and finally does. Cee now with the grapple from behind; it’s blocked by Cate, overhead kick on Cee, great execution. Both women find themselves in the collar and elbow tie up, Cate gets some knees in, Cee stumbles back in and Cate hits the Mongolian chop, she follows it up with the moonsualt pin… 1… 2… kick out! Cee tries to muster some offence and she does with a beautiful uranage, she picks Cate back up by her hair, grapple from behind now and she plants her with the reverse DDT. Cee now still in control, hits the sole butt just below the rib cage and drops Cate with the peace cursher, the cover… 1… 2… kick out! Cate barely gets the shoulder up. Cee now looking for the Irish whip, its countered and Cate sends her to the ropes, she bounces off the other side and catches Cee with the spinning dropkick right at the butt of the jaw. Cate now with one fluent motion sprints to the top rope, Rapid Slosh! The cover… 1… 2… Cee gets her foot on the bottom rope! Cate now looks for the Archers Edge but it’s countered with elbows to the side of the head, Cee now looks for the Zero Kick, Cate ducks, Cee spins back around and Cate nails her with her own version of the Zero Kick, the BLADE WALLOP! Cate follows up with the cover… 1… 2… 3! Funny move names and all, it was enough to keep Cee down and enough to earn Cate the victory here tonight.
Winner by pin fall: Cate Archer
Time: 15:32
Audience (Strong Style): 82%
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Red Tornado vs. Cole Meadowlark
These C-CWA fans are unsure what to expect from these two new competitors, but everyone deserves a first chance. Red and Cole impress the crowd early one with a series of avoidances and reversals. Cole chucks Red into the corner, Red manages to run up the ropes and hit a backflip into a forward dropkick that sends Cole head first into the turnbuckle. Red tries to put Cole in a high angle crab, but gets flipped over by the still fresh Cole. Red charges in and gets cyclone whipped, Cole begins to work the leg with a couple of spinning knee locks. They both get up again; Cole takes out red with a drop toe hold and then locks in an Achilles tendon hold… Red furiously fights to the ropes for a break. Here I would like to note that Cole’s eyebrows are scary. Cole picks up Red and gets an elbow to the face followed by a flying mare into a dropkick right to the back of the neck. Cole stands back up, Red and Cole begin to exchange slaps and punches… Cole catches one of the punches and takes Red down with a Fujiwara! Red fights is way over to get a rope break. Cole hits a couple of arm screws and then goes right back to the Fujiwara… Red manages to get the ropes with his foot and get the break. Cole tries to put on a hammer lock… Red reverses into a whip to the corner… he charges in and nails Cole with a solid boot right across the face. Cole drops to the mat hard and then Red hits a slingshot moonsaults….1…2….NO! Red picks cole back up… he hits a solebutt then a backflipping high kick… Cole catches Red’s leg and locks the Achilles tendon hold back on! Red again manages to grab the ropes for a break. Red hobbles back up… Tiger Kick Rush by Cole cover…1….2….NO!! Cole picks Red back up… HAWIAAN SMASHER…. Red slips threw and rolls Cole up…1….2….NO!!! TORNADO FACEBUSTER!!! Cole pops back up… Red tries a kick rush, Cole catches his leg on the second hit and nails a dragon screw…. He covers….1….2…NO!!! Red gets back up… the tries the kick rush again… again Cole catches the leg… ENZIGURI by Red…. cover…..1….2….3!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Red Tornado
Time: 15:49
Audience (Lucha Style): 87%
The simple drum beat of "Super Bon Bon" starts over the PA system, and soon is backed by accompanying bass... as a man larger than most of the C-CWA makes his way to the ring, followed closely by a woman in a business suit... the man jumps onto the ringside, and goes through the ropes, as the woman makes her way up the stairs, and underneath the 2nd rope... the man calls for a microphone.
[Cross]: Chapel? Last we saw of him, Daredevil pushed him to the limit at Collision!
[DeMarco]: Oh, NOW it starts; the M-DWF rejects making their way to the C-CWA.
[Chapel]: Cut The Man's music! Music stops... Now, let me introduce myself. My name is Chapel... people call me The Man. Now, you look at me, and you think, "What's so special about him? Six foot seven... somewhere around 290 pounds... looks like another muscle man who thinks he can wrestle."
Now, I know the C-CWA has had itself a fair share of big men... Apocalypse, Deadbody Man, et cetera, et cetera. And those big men were ANGRY.... and full of INTENSITY. Sometimes, they were ANGRY AND INTENSE. But, The Man is not ANGRY... The Man doesn't feel very TENSE, In or otherwise. The Man... is just the best damn thing to hit pro wrestling since the suplex.
Chapel passes over the microphone to the business suit clad woman...
[DeMarco]: Funny, up until Sunday there were no women here whatsoever. Now, we can't look the other way without seeing two.
[Woman]: My name is Joann L. Ryder, manager of Chapel, former M-DWF Women's Champion, all around genius, and the single most beautiful woman you'll never have a chance with.
Crowd begins booing.
[Jo]: Now, I plan on being just as dominant here, as I was in the M-DWF; as a manager AND as a wrestler! I led Dante Black to a World Title win, after being stripped of the title some 4 month prior. I brought the REAL "Next Big Thing", not the WWE's little fake version, Chapel Hillcrest to the big leagues... Chapel, the most DOMINANT Hardcore Champion this business has ever seen.
To put it simply, this is a notice to the top dogs of the Cross Continental Wrestling Alliance... I hope you ALL are ready... because THIS woman... prefers to be on top.
Jo drops the microphone as "Super Bon Bon" plays again, and both wrestlers leave the ring for the back.
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Fool Zero vs. Juan Leche
A quick exchange right out of the gate, as Fool and Leche appeal to the fans by blocking everything that is thrown at them. Elbow by Fool, whips Leche, Leche ducks under, Fool goes for a cradle, Leche reverses. Leg Tripe by Leche, whip to the corner by Fool, LEche with a backflip, Fool catches him with an elbow *wipes brow* wow, that was a quick exchange. Victory Roll Jujugatme by Fool, but Leche quickly scrambles to the ropes. Arm whip and stomp by Leche. Fool fights back, but Leche hits the same combo. Leche goes for a leg lariat on Fool, Fool ducks, ZEROOO FIGHTAHHHH KEEEECK. Dragon Screw, Leche back up, Leche off the ropes, he goes for a lariat, Fool catches it, FOOOLJIAWA!! Leche struggles free, but meets a mid kick combo from Fool. Fool hops right onto the arm of Leche. Fool charges in at Leche, but Leche catches him with the Octopus lock! Fool fights his way out with an elbow combo, then goes up top and nails a diving headbutt. Leche ducks Fool's headscissors, and LEG LARIATO!!! Leche goes behind, Fool reverses into a Fooljiwara! Leche escapes, and Fool tosses him outside, Fool off the ropes, SPACEMAN PLANCHA!! Tiger Neck Chancre by Fool sends Leche into the rail. Leche fights back with a British Fall, then rolls back in at the 15. Fool is catching his breath.. 16.. 17.. 18... 19, he's back in. He wrings the arm of Leche, ROLLING ELBOWGAH! Leche is getting up now.. Fool goes to pick him up, Neck Octopus! Fool won't tap so he suplexes him to the outside.. He revs up, PLANCHA! he then does a big swing on the outside to Fool! Fool's head just bounced off the railing! He comes back in to a British Fall, then Leche with a springboard kneel kick. He goes for another, Fool ducks! Fool up top, Rounding Moonsault! Rolling elbow by Fool. Fool looks charged up now, he turns around and meets a kneel kick by Leche.. Leche up top, Leche Splash on the back! Fool up first, he locks in the Fooljiwara! But its in the ropes.. Leche springs to his feet as Fool bounces off the ropes, but Leche catches him with the Octopus.. Fool taps out!
Winner by submission: Juan Leche
Time: 19:48
Audience (Lucha Style): 69%
4. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Da Grinch vs. EWS
Rick starts the match off aggressively by tackling Grinch to the ground and knuckle arrowing him to death! Grinch rolls over onto his stomach and stands up… Rick grabs him from behind but Grinch escapes by hitting the front flipping push kick. Rick begins hammering Grinch down with, well, hammer blows. Grinch has taken one to many and swats EWS’s arm away and nails a Hashimoto style kick rush. Rick rolls over and Grinch hops on him and locks in the Kataha Jime… Rick rolls over and grabs the ropes. Rick tackles Grinch again and begins to punch viciously… blood begins to poor out of grinch’s forehead. This wasn’t a good idea because now Grinch is totally pissed. He nails EWS with an enziguri that sends him staggering… Grinch then spins behind and drops EWS right on the back of his neck. EWS stiffly gets back to his Feet… Grinch from behind… GERMAN SUPLEX WHEEEP. EWS rolls onto his stomach, Grinch picks him up and signals for the end with a Suess Theory… EWS blocks it, and then kicks Grinch in the Stomach… he signals for the Vertigo Index but Grinch reverses it into a back drop hold….1….2….NO! EWS gets back up and lariats Grinch to the ground, he signals for the Vertigo Index again… he hoists grinch up… IT’S REVERSED INTO A RANA…1…2…NO!!! Grinch picks EWS up for a Suplex… FISHERMAN DDT!!! EWS gets up dizzy and looks around only to see Grinch come flaying at him with a springboard missile dropkick! EWS rolls to the outside… Grinch follows… 1…2….3….4… Grinch whips EWS into the barricade …5….6….7… Grinch hits a German Suplex whip that sends EWS neck first into the concrete! 8…9….10….11…. Grinch tosses EWS back into the ring… he covers…1…2…NO!!! Grinch throws EWS into the corner, he sets him up top… TOP ROPE GRINCH CUTTER!!! Grinch picks EWS up… EWS spins behind… HOMICIDAL BACK DROP!!! Cover…1…2….NO!!!! EWS picks him up and tries for another… Grinch elbows him in the back of the head twice… EWS backs off… Grinch yanks him foreward TEN MEN LARIAT!~!~~~!!!!! Grinch signals that this is the finish… he hoists EWS up… SUESS THEORY….1…..2….3!!!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Da Grinch
Time: 15:47
Audience (Strong Style): 91%
Camera starts, trained on a man's boots... while we hear the voice over.
[Man]: I have done it all in my time... wrestled the best...
Flashes from random home camera footage, all of the same move.
[Man]: I've taught this generation's future stars...
Flashes a little slower this time, as we can identify the move as a "Diamond Dust". When the camera starts back on the man, it's slowly moving up...
[Man]: I am not the coolest...
Camera up to the man's waist.
[Man]: I am not the best...
Camera stops on the man's face, but the lighting is poor, so we don't see it well... the man speaks.
[Man]: I'm just F'n Awesome.
Scene cuts to black, and in white lettering: "F.N. Awesome... Coming Soon" before the scene fades to commercials.
5. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
T-Bone vs. Fury Maniac
T-Bone comes out sporting a hat, trying to hide his head, as Fury looks pumped. They start off exchanging headlock takeovers, and T-Bone gets right to the point nailing a side backdrop. Fury comes back with 2 arm whip/senton combos. FALCON ARROW! 2 count for T-Bone. T-Bone is setting up for the butcher bomb, Facebuster by Fury! Ippionzeui by T-Bone sends Fury to the outside. Fury comes back in to some devastating Ippionzeuis, but fights back with a screw kick out of nowhere. Backdrop by T-Bone, followed by a swinging neckbreaker. Run counter ippionzeui by T-Bone again.. He is going for a butcher bomb, facebuster by Fury.. Fury up top... FLYING SWINGING DDT!! He follows up with a blue Thundah pin, but T-Bone gets the shoulder up. Running DDT by Bone, caught into another Blue Thunder. H Edge by Fury, followed by a screw kick. More of the same by Fury, Falcon Arrow by T-Bone! He kicks out! Running Hurricanrana by T-Bone! 1! 2! 3!!! ITS OVER!
Winner by pin fall: T-Bone
Time: 19:09
Audience (Strong Style): 61%
6. <<<Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: Android Person)
Prodigy vs. Sykopath
Prodigy throws a kendo stick, a trashcan, a steel chair and a cookie tray into the ring before the opening bell has even rung. Sykopath picks up the chair while Prodigy gets into the ring, Sykopath runs at Prodigy with the chair but Prodigy delivers a big boot knocking the chair into Syko’s face. Now with the upper hand Prodigy chucks Syko into the corner and delivers a few knees to the mid-section before pushing him face first into the mat. Prodigy goes to pull Syko up but Syko grabs his leg and trips him, Syko then pounces on his chest and digs a fork into Prodigy’s head, Prodigy manages to shove Syko off but the damage has already been done as Prodigy is busted wide open. Syko takes Prodigy down with a drop toe hold and then picks up the kendo stick, Prodigy gets to his feet and Syko twirls the stick in his hand and then smacks it over the head of Prodigy, Prodigy goes down to his knees and Syko gives him another taste of the kendo stick snapping it in half over his head, Syko goes for the cover 1…….2…. Prodigy manages to kick out. Prodigy makes it to his feet but Syko just gets Sykotik with him and Prodigy rolls out of the ring holding his head, Syko goes for a la quebrada but Prodigy moves just in time and Syko ends up getting hung up on the guard rail. Prodigy pulls Syko up and delivers a death valley driver on the concrete floor, he goes for a pin 1……..2…… Syko just gets his shoulder up in time. Prodigy rolls Syko back into the ring and follows in after, Prodigy waits for Syko to get up before going for the Big Fire but Syko ducks and then delivers the Red Mist before following it up with the Mental Illness, Syko goes for a cover 1…….2……. Prodigy kicks out. Prodigy’s up and Syko almost takes his head off with The Grace and Beauty of Utter Annihilation, another cover 1……2…… again Prodigy kicks out, Syko places the trashcan in the centre of the ring and goes to deliver the End To Sanity but Prodigy gives him a elbow to the face then turns around and delivers The Prodigy Bomb onto the trashcan 1……..2…….3.
Winner by pin fall: Prodigy
Time: 18:34
Audience (Hardcore Style): 87%
…The bell rings and the match is over, Prodigy doesn’t seem to be done. He grabs the closest chair’s and stumbles towards Syko just as he’s getting back up to his feet, Prodigy swings but Syko ducks, he turns back around and Syko punches the chair in his face. Syko picks him back up to his feet… “Guerrilla Radio” by Rage Against The Machine hits.
[Cross]: MY GOD! HE’S BACK… IT’S BRIAN LEE!
[DeMarco]: Happy days are here again Cross!
…Lee slides into the ring and exchanges rights and lefts with Syko. Prodigy is back up to his feet and nails Syko in the back with the steal chair. Prodigy now picks Syko up by his mask and throws him towards Lee. Lee sets him up now as Prodigy centre’s the chair right below Lee, GIMMICK BUSTER on the chair! Lee and Prodigy now continue putting the boots to Syko, the officials rush to the ring as we fade to commercial.
7. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Tranzfusion vs. Catalyst
Both men circle around in each, couple ToS don’t seem to solve anything, they tie back up, Tranz finally takes him off his feet with the drop toehold, Catalyst fires back with his own drop toehold, he follows in with some knee’s to the gut, makes Tranz take a gasp of air. Tranz comes back now with an exchange of knife-edge chops, Catalyst ducks under one of them and connects with the backdrop. Tranz slowly back up to his feet, Catalyst shoots off the ropes and connects with the cross body, cover attempt… 1… kick out! Catalyst now attempts another backdrop but it’s countered and Tranz makes the cover… 1… kick out! Tranz now goes for the legs of Catalyst, dragon screw and he quickly follows up with the figure four leg lock, Catalyst’s face s etched in pain but he grabs a hold of the ropes. Tranz now picks Catalyst up by the mask, scoop slam, Catalyst back up to his feet and Tranz takes him down again with the suplex. Another quick cover by Tranz… 1… kicks out! Tranz looks for the side kick but its blocked and Catalyst his the dragon screw, standing heel hold now applied by Catalyst, Tranz looks for the ropes but instead gets the free foot in Catalyst’s face. Tranz now with the chin crusher, Catalyst is whipped to the corner, space-rolling elbow coming up, no! Catalyst moves out of the way, tie up from behind, release German suplex. Catalyst now goes for the cover… 1… 2… kick out! Catalyst looks to have him right where he wants him, Tranz hoisted back up to his feet, Burning Fire Bomb! The cover… 1… 2… kick out! Catalyst with the front face lock, Catalyst neck breaker coming up, no! Tranz shoots him off to the ropes and connects with the backspin kick! Tranz now up to the top rope, MAD SPLASH! Cover… 1… 2… kick out! Catalyst barely gets the shoulder up. Tranz now looks for the Tranzfixer, Lee is now shown making a return to the ring, the referee looks to his directions while Lee distractions him, and Prodigy slides into the ring from the other side and nails Tranz with the Prodigy Bomb. Catalyst climbs up to the rope, METEOR PRESS! No damnit! Not this way… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Catalyst
Time: 12:34
Audience (Strong Style): 80%
[Cross]: What the hell is going on here tonight DeMarco, first Sykopath and now TRANZ?
[DeMarco]: Isn’t it obvious Cross, Lee and Prodigy seem to be a real bad mode. Someone must have CUTTER their pants or something.
…Catalyst makes his way back up to the ramp with his title belt in hand, now Lee and Prodigy slide into the ring and begins laying the boots to Tranz. Tranz lies helpless as this onslaught occurs. Prodigy hoist him up now and places him on the top rope, Lee moves over and starts climbing the ropes while holding Tranz, MY GOD! Gimmick Buster from the top rope. Lee gets up to his feet and stands over top of Tranz, Prodigy now moves to the outside and grabs a chair, Tranz’s foot is placed in-between the chair and Lee signals for Prodigy to break his ankle, all of a sudden “You Can’t Stop Me” by Guano Apes hits!
[Cross]: It’s VERONICA!
[DeMarco]: What the hell is she going to do? She doesn’t stand a chance.
…Veronica slides into the ring and covers Tranz. She’s bagging Prodigy and Lee to back off. Lee is complete furious and picks her up by the hair, Veronica tries to slap him but Lee blocks it and throws her over to Prodigy. Lee gives the nod to Prodigy and Prodigy hoists her up, DAMNIT! This monster has just planted Veronica with the Prodigy Bomb! The crowd begins to boo heavily as Lee and Prodigy stand tall over top of Tranzfusion and Veronica.
8. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Crimson & Ross Cowan vs. Asian Penguin & Bukkake SPUNK
Crimson and AP appear to be starting it off for their respective teams, both men meet in the centre of the ring, they both jockey for position but neither man gets the upper hand. PA attempts whipping Crimson into the corner but Crimons scales the top and flips over top pf AP, AP turns around and Crimson drops him with the drop toehold. AP charges back in and scoop slam now by Crimson. SPUNK doesn’t like how this one is starting off and demands the tag, AP obliges. They work a little double team now, SPUNK takes him down wit the drop toehold, AP rolls him over and hits the spinning leg lock. It’s SPUNK and Crimson now, Crimsom is sent to the ropes, it’s followed up by the knee lift. Crimson gets back up to his feet and SPUNK connects with a few step kicks. SPUNK attempts the snap suplex but Crimson puts on the breaks, tag to Cowan. Cowan now blocks an attempted sidekick and takes SPUNK down with the dragon screw. Cowan now looks for the scoop slam but SPUNK rolls him into a small package… 1… kick out! Cowan now picks SPUNK up by his hair, snap suplex! He picks him up again and another snap suplex, that’s enough to shatter your spine right there. Cowan looks for the Thistle Lock but SPUNK wisely makes it to the ropes. Tag back now to AP but Cowan remains in control, flying mare into a quick cover… 1… kick out! AP stumbles back up to his feet, dangerous German suplex! Another cover by Cowan… 1… 2… SPUNK makes the save. AP fires back now, back switch into the vertical German suplex… 1… 2… Cowan kicks out. AP now looks to work on the rib cage with a stiff looking stomach crusher. AP makes the tag to SPUNK; Cowan is taking down with the single leg takedown as SPUNK climbs the ropes, Spunkakke Splash! The cover… 1… 2… kick out! SPUNK now whips Cowan to the ropes and bounces off the ropes, both come bolting off the ropes and connect with the double clothesline. Couto starts the 10 count as Cowan inches his way towards Crimson, can he make the tag, he does! The fresh man is now in, Crimson hooks SPUNK in, northern lights suplex. Crimson now appears to be getting out the sickle, some of the fans begin to boo but SPUNK gets his hands up before any damage can be down. Crimson takes him down with he dragon screw, up to the top, side roll press! The cover… 1… 2… save by AP. Cowan comes in now and all four men are in. Cowan and AP exchange left and rights, Cowan ducks under the last one and goes from behind, another dangerous German suplex on AP. SPUNK gets up to his feet and backs right up against Cowan, Cowan spins him around, INVERTED COWAN SPECIAL! Crimson eyes SPUNK up as Cowan hits a plancha on AP on the outside, CRIMSON CUTTER, the cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winners by pin fall: Crimson & Ross Cowan
Time: 25:37
Audience (King Road’s Style): 92%
…Cowan and Crimson are seen walking back up the ramps with their respective arms raised in the air. SPUNK and AP are demanding them to get back into the ring but it doesn’t seem to be working. As they turn around, Lee and Prodigy are shown running down the ramp. Both men come to a complete stomp and start exchanging fists with Crimson and Cowan. Cowan and Lee battle down the ramp as Prodigy and Crimson slowly follow. Both Cowan and Crimson find themselves in the ring, not the place to be as SPUNK and AP still remain. The turn their backs and begin battling S^3 again, Lee slides in and its 3 against 2 until Prodigy and that damn chair takes out Crimson and Cowan. It’s a 4 on 2 beat down in the middle of the ring. Prodigy picks Crimson up and puts his arms behind his back as SPUNK slaps him a few, SPUNK now puts him in position, SPUNK-Shot! On the other side Lee is mocking Cowan as AP has the A.A.B.T. locked in tight.
[Cross]: Damnit DeMarco, not again. This is the third time that these two have came in and stuck their nose where it don’t belong.
[DeMarco]: Oh come on Cross, you got to be loving this. Tranzfusion, hurt! Sykopath, hurt! Veronica, hurt! They’re just picking them apart one by one.
…Crimson and Cowan are finally rolled to the outside, officials come down to the ring to try to separate them. SPUNK, while being pulled back spits on the lifeless body of Cowan. Inside the ring Prodigy and Lee remain, Lee yells at the timekeeper to grab the microphone.
[Lee]: C-CWA… I’M BACK! What a grand entrance I seem to make eh? Coming here, laying a few boots to some of the jerkboys here with my good buddy Prodigy, you never see it coming, the officials never seen it coming, and none of the bitches in the back seen it coming.
…Lee takes a few breathes as the crowd gives him a chorus of boos.
[Lee]: See Prodigy and I are tired of being jerked around. Overlooked, disrespected, it all comes to an end tonight. You either like it or you don’t cause I’m not going anywhere, Prodigy isn’t going anymore, we are here to stay and we shall not be ignored.
…Lee takes another moment to gather his thoughts. Prodigy jaw jacks with one of the fans in the front row. Lee stomps in the middle of the ring and raises his right hand and opens it up, with each sentence now he closes one finger at a time.
[Lee]: So all’s I have to say is… FUCK Sykopath… FUCK Tranzfusion… FUCK Veronica… FUCK Cowan… FUCK Crimson… Oh hell… FUCK this jerkboy holding the camera… FUCK this fatty in the first row… man… FUCK YOU ALL! Cause tonight… tonight starts the dawning of a new era… mark my words the C-CWA will NEVER be the same again. TEAM VIOLENCE is taking over!
[Fade]