Post by CyberTranz on Sept 21, 2009 20:57:48 GMT -6
1. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Veronica vs. Michiko Kuroda
OMG SO HOT P.QUEST HAS A BONER!!! GAHAHAHAHA!!!! Anyway… Veronica came out here tonight to fight! She is one tough broad… she slams Kuroda down a bunch of times with various body slams and Snap mares. The two face off in the center and get in a slapping fight! Quest passes out… a few minutes later he wakes up to see Veronica charging Kuroda in the corner… MONKEY FLIP! Kuroda lands on here feet! And runs forward to roll up Veronica…1…2…NO!!! Kuroda takes the roll up and inverts it into an Achilles tendon hold. Veronica grabs the near by ropes for a break. Veronica hits a devastating slap that spins Kuroda backwards… face crusher! Cover…1…2…NO!!! Kuroda gets to her feet… Veronica tries to kick her… Kuroda ducks… SWEEP KICK… Veronica jumps over it and then stomps on Kuroda! Veronica picks Kuroda back up… BACKA DROPA HOLDA…1…2…NO!!! Veronica picks Kuroda up for a brainbuster… VERTICAL BRAINBUSTER DROP cover…1…2….NO!!! Veronica picks Kuroda up again… BLACK TIGER BOMBA…1…2…NO!!! What fight in Kuroda! Veronica tries to Suplex her again… Kuroda shoves her off… AXE KICK COMBO! Veronica gets up a bit dazed… Kuroda charges in VISUAL KNEE KUGA!!! Veronica gets up again a bit dazed… she cannot seem to find Kuroda… Kuroda comes flying in with a Swinging Frankensteiner…1…2…NO!!!!! HOW IN DA HELL!?!!? Kuroda slides around and locks in a cross arm lock! (more like locks in 412314 with in the last few minutes) but Veronica makes it to the ropes! She hits about 7 more visual Knees then 30 more cross arm locks and Veronica Taps!
Winner by submission: Michiko Kuroda
Time: 18:21
Audience (Strong Style): 81%
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Jo Ryder vs. Cate Archer
Both tie up in the centre of the ring, Jo looks for the suplex early but its blocked by Cate and she hits a suplex of her own. Jo charges in now, drop toehold by Cate, Jo tries it again and same result. Cate now attempts to go from behind, Jo reveres it and hits the elbow to the back of the head, fireman’s carry now by Jo, she drags Cate to the centre of the ring and hits the guillotine leg drop, quick cover by Jo… 1… kick out! Jo continues the offence now; jawbreaker on Cate, Jo rolls her over and applies the kable naira. Cate slowly inches her way to the ropes and breaks the hold. Jo now tries to grapple from behind, Cate reverse it and it’s the overhead kick. Jo stumbles back up, vertical German suplex by Cate, the cover… 1… 2… kick out! Jo comes back with a few body blows, Cate attempts a screw high kick but Jo catches the foot and hits the dragon screw. Jo picks Cate back up by the hair, snap suplex. Jo’s got her rapped up in a jackknife hold… 1… 2… kick out! Jo now from behind, German suplex, floats over, another German suplex, floats over again and hits another German suplex for the tri-fector, she bridges... 1… 2… kick out! Cate dodges a sole butt; Wallop Kick finds its mark! Jo’s sent to the corner now, Cate positions her on the rope, DDT FROM THE TOP! That could it be the deciding factor, cover… 1… 2… NO! Unbelievable, Cate looked to have her there. Jo gets back up to her feet but Cate stays on her, ARCHERS EDGE! Jo stumbles back up to her feet, Cate with the vertical German suplex… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Cate Archer
Time: 15:22
Audience (Strong Style): 88%
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Cole Meadowlark vs. Juan Leche
Match starts up with some high tempo offence by both individuals, Leche takes Cole down with a series of cyclone whips, Cole bounces back up and takes Leche down with a drop toehold, Leche charges in again and Cole drops him. Irish whip on Leche now, Cole lands a cyclone whip of his own. Leche takes a moment to rest and ties back up, side headlock by Leche, spins into a tiger spin on Cole, Leche picks Cole back up, Cole looks to take out the legs with the low dropkick. Cole drops down now with the side arm hold, Leche wisely makes it to the ropes. Cole continues to dominate; stomach crusher on Leche, Cole follows it up with the cover… 1… kick out! Leche now mounts the comeback, springs off the ropes and lands the screw high kick, Cole looks for the sole butt and Leche reverse it into a dragon screw. Oh boy, here we go, Loco Spin! Round and round and round he goes, where Cole stops, nobody knows! Until now as Cole goes crashing to the mat, Leche stumbles over to Cole to make the cover… 1… 2… kick out! Leche now looks for the tiger spin, its countered by Cole with the backdrop, moonsault pin… 1… 2… kick out by Leche. Both men tie back in the collar and elbow tie up, release German suplex by Leche, he goes up to the ropes, Leche Splash, NO! Cole moves out of the way at the last second, Leche stumbles back up to his feet, COLE CUTTER! Moonsault pin… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Cole Meadowlark
Time: 11:15
Audience (Lucha Style): 78%
…Cole barely has any time to celebrate as Red Tornado storms down to the ringside and jumps him from behind. Red Tornado and Cole come to a fist-a-cuffs in the centre of the ring until officials run down to try to separate these two from tearing each other apart. Cole and Tornado try to fight off the officials as we fade to commercial.
4. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
The Sisterhood vs. Two Count
Rigg starts us off in the ring with Bunny, gyrating in front of her. She responds in kind, and gets a better response from the crowd. Hah… They lock up and Rigg forces her into the corner, he steps back and goes for a superkick but Bunny ducks and slaps the taste out of his mouth. Razor suplex already, and Rigg looks surprised as he tags out. Jones charges but gets a fireman’s carry. He no sells and comes back with one of his own. Bunny kips up and delivers an elbow that’d make Misawa green(no pun intended) with envy. Jones comes back with his own, but Bunny staggers him with a set of three and sends him into the Sisterhood corner with a belly to belly. Countdown comes in off the tag, and Jones gets a flurry of mid kicks while Bunny holds him in the corner. He walks out into a snapmare, trampling clutch! Rigg tries to come in but Holmes is there to cut him off, Bunny takes the opening and Jones in locked in a double clutch! Rigg finally pushes past and catches Bunny in the side of the head with a flying lariat. Double superkick to CD, followed by a double suplex. She’s whipped into the corner, flying elbowsmash from Rigg, big clothesline into a bulldog by JJ! He picks CD up, high angle german! It gets a 2 count for 2 Count before Bunny’s in to break it up. She drags CD over to the corner and tags herself in, JJ tags back out to Rigg. Rigg never slows down hitting a neckbreaker drop and immeadiately going for a cover but barely getting 2. He tries for the Rigg-A-Mortis but Bunny quickly turns over to the back and clings to the ropes. Bunny with a kick to the gut, Feminine Com-Plex countered….Rigg connects with the Syracuse SLAMA! Stnading moonsault, CD in but Jones cuts her off, 1…2…kick out! Holmes has lost all control. Bunny hits the Com-Plex, but Holmes can make the count because he’s trying to get CD and JJ out. Body Clutch Slam on Jones! Bunny gets in the official’s face, but Rigg comes from behind with a facecrusher. He picks up Countdown…holy crap! ROAD RAGE OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!! Countdown is effectively OUT of this contest… Rigg scoops up Bunny, Rigusu Doraibaa~! OMK, get outta here Dave, I’m tryin’ to call a match! 1…2…2.99! Rigg tags in Jones…he comes off the top with a firebird splash, but EATS the knees! Jones back up…not for long, jumping DDT! Bulldog! Cover! 1…2…Rigg breaks it up! He’s holding Bunny back, Jones coming full speed with a superkick, but Bunny ducks and Jones nails Rigg in the jaw! He falls to the floor, Bunny hits a Russian leg sweep on Jones! 1…2…Jones gets a pinky toe on the ropes… Bunny whips him to the ropes, blind tag made by Rigg. Bunny catches Jones off the ropes with a belly to belly, but Rigg comes from behind…reverse DDT. He locks in the Rigg-A-Mortis center ring. Jones baseball slides Countdown, who was just now standing, and Bunny is traped. She has no choice but to tap.
Winners by submission: Two Count
Time: 41: 29
Audience (Lucha Style): 80%
5. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
JC Storm vs. Catalyst
Quick knees by Catalyst start off the match, JC right back with a powerslam on Catalyst. Belly to belly takedown, he goes for a high angle crab, but Catalyst kicks him off.. Catalyst with a knee lock. Catalyst lets go as Jc holds his knee in pain. Takedown by JC followed by a Walls of Nicon! Catalyst slips out before any real damage is done. Dragon screw by Catalyst, followed by some more leg work. JC fights back slamming Catalyst out of desperation out of the ring.. JC, ever the fighter hops out after him, but lands on his bad knee and falls over. Catalyst picks him up and hits a brainbuster on JC, sending his knees into the rail! JC with a kick! Walls of Nicon on the outside! The ref counts to 16 and he lets go and rolls in with Catalyst right behind him. DDT by Catalyst, followed by an elbow to the knee. Release belly to belly by JC! Catalyst rolls out of the ring. JC follows up quickly with a high angle crab again. He lets go and hits a belly to belly on Catalyst, followed by a sole butt. BT BOMBE!! Catalyst's head just nailed the ring post.. He looks out.. JC rolls back in at 17.. 18... 19.. CATALYST IS BACK IN!! DDT by Catalyst! JC springs back up and takes another! JC back with 2 overhead belly to belly suplexes! High angle Crab.. But Catalyst is in the ropes.. He hits *another* Belly to belly whip and *another* High angle Crab. Catalyst breaks free.. SHOTEI RUSH!! JC is busted wide open now! Gravity Bomb!! 1...2..3?? 3! JC Storm just pinned Catalyst!
Winner by pin fall: JC Storm
Time: 11:30
Audience Rating (Strong): 77%
Post match, cheering is heard throughout the crowd…T-Bone is running through, getting to the ring! JC leaves as T-Bone comes in through the crowd, sliding into the ring and issuing a beat down, with stomps, clapkicks, and so forth. He hits the rope, and nails a Beast Knee Drop, then rolls him over, and goes up top, and goes for it…HITS the SoCal Loco, knee digging into Catalyst’s throat! He rolls him onto his back…AND STARTS UNDOING THE MASK!! But he stops halfway through, calling for a mic as Catalyst lays there, clutching at his throat. His hair is back, sort of, but there. Picking up the mic, he begins speaking…
T-Bone: Well, I bet you’re thinking that that was a close one, eh? Well…it was. See, I have more respect for you than THAT. You’re still scum, but shit, man, pride is pride. The only reason I hate you is for how you stole that nice little strap from me. It pains me for you…for ALL of you to think that I’m done. Nuh-uh. I just figured I’d give Catty a break for a little, before coming back, and giving him what’s coming to him. All deserve fair shots. But don’t expect the silence to last long, Catty boy. All in due time.
He drops the mic, and issues a firm kick to the kidneys to give Catalyst something to remember him by, then rushes through the crowd.
"Super Bon Bon" breaks, and Chapel looks ready to wrestle, but walks round the ring and picks up a microphone, and stares at the two faces inside the ring.
[Chapel]: So... lets look at what's in the ring. We've got Enigma, who's only claim to fame is owning a sex tape with Jo Ryder involved... and we've also got Green Bean, the man who lucked out against The Man.
[Cross]: His name is Daredevil-
[Chapel]: THE MAN KNOWS WHAT GREEN BEAN'S NAME IS! You shut the hell up you two bit microphone swinging chimp!
Chapel turns back to the ring.
Now, The Man's gonna give you a sporting chance this time, it being Lent and all. Green Bean, I'm going to give up breaking my foot off in your ass. So, I guess The Man's gonna have to be a little original, and find a way to shove little mystery man's head up there. Because in THIS ring, in ANY ring, I AM THE MAN.
Chapel throws aside the microphone, and slides into the ring to start the match...
6. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Chapel & Powersurge vs. Daredevil & Enigma
Chapel and DD look to start it off for their respective teams, Chapel is the first to break out of the blocks with the cyclone whip, he drops down with the knee drop, DD back up to his feet and Chapel takes him down again with the takedown, Chapel picks him up by the hair, DD mounts some offence now with the scoop slam, quick mito clutch by DD but Chapel kicks out. Both men make tags to their partners, Enigma and PS start off with they left off, tie up and Enigma takes PS down with he neck throw, both grapple again and PS with the body blow to the rib cage followed by the kick to the groin. PS picks Enigma back up to his feet, suplex, and another knee drop by PS, quick cover… 1… kick out! He looks to lock in the Handi-Knee-Cap but DD makes the save, double back drop on PS, Enigma makes the tag now to DD, PS gets blasted with a couple middle kicks, PS is whipped to the ropes but makes the blind tag back to Chapel, Chapel charges in and hits the head butt rush on DD, picks him back up to his feet, rig breaker into the body slam, quick cover by Chapel… 1… 2… kick out! DD comes back now, lifting takedown! Chapel back up to his feet and DD hits the belly-to-belly suplex, cover by DD but PS makes the save. PS and Chapel now with the double team, big demolition on DD. Enigma has seen enough and charges in the ring, but PS puts a stop to that, jumping headbutt followed by the Power Of Pain. DD stumbles back to his feet, Chapel follows in now with the kick to the gut, DISASTERPIECE OUT OF NOWHERE! The cover… 1… 2… 3! My god he got him!
Winner by pin fall: Chapel and Powersurge
Time: 14:43
Audience (Strong Style): 77%
…Chapel isn’t done yet, he moves over to Enigma, Disasterpiece! Chapel and Powersurge stand over top of Enigma and Daredevil in the centre of the ring with their hands in the air. Chapel pulls PS in and hits the short on clothesline; he picks him up to his feet, Disasterpeice on his partner! Chapel has lost it, he leaves Daredevil, Enigma and Powersurge lying in the centre of the ring.
7. <<<Death Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
EWS vs. Da Grinch
Knuckle punch by EWS to start things off, trying to draw blood early in a rare apperance from the C-CWA electric cage. He whips Grinch to the cage.. Grinch can't stop.. ZAP! Grinch gets up slowly, and his face is covered in blood.. ITS NOT EVEN 30 SECONDS INTO THIS MATCH AND WE HAVE BLOOD! Cloverleaf by EWS locked in.. Grinch won't give.. He rolls EWS off of him. Grinch valiantly fights off everything EWS has to throw at him.. EWS whips him to the cage again! Grinch back up again.. EWS runs towards him, Grinch with a drop toe hold into the cage, katahajime! EWS won't give and Grinch lets go.. DDT by Grinch.. EWS back up, sets up the Vertigo Index.. Grinch blocks it, and whips EWS to the cage.. ZAP! EWS rolls over and we see the blood streaming from his face.. Slam by Grinch.. NAGATA LOCK! EWS fights out with an elbow attack, then punches Grinch in the gut a few times. He whips Grinch again.. ZAP! EWS goes for a pin.. GRINCH KICKS OUT! Not even a one count.. Wow. Tiger Mask Rush by Grinch! He follows up with that Nagata Lock again, working the knee. EWS escapes after pulling the ref towards him ad throwing him at Grinch.. Headbutts by EWS takes Grinch down. Backbreaker on Grinch.. He picks Grinch up as the blood streams down his face and spills onto the mat.. He backs him up into the cage as Grinch screams out in pain.. He whips Grinch and Grinch's face bounces off the steel bars.. GRINCH RIGHT BACK WITH A HASHIMOTO RUSH!! Another Nagata Lock applied. Another mid kick rush by Grinch.. He whips EWS into the cage.. ZAP! He makes the cover.. 1... KICKOUT! These men are going to put up one hell of a fight I think.. DDT by Grinch followd by another Nagata Lock.. He picks up EWS's limp body and hits a Sneetch Drivah! 1...2...2.99!! 10 Men Lariat by Grinch! He picks up EWS.. Tossing German sends EWS head first into the cage.. Ouch. DEADLY BACKDROP BY EWS!! GRINCH NO SELLS! GRINCH NO SELLS! Nagata Lock! Mah gawd!! EWS calls out in pain, but Grinch won't let go.. He is going to win this no matter what.. EWS is clawing his way to the cage.. I don't know why.. He has his hands on the bars.. He is pulling himself up, and screaming at the same time.. This has to be hurting him.. Grinch can't hold on and lets go, as EWS falls over in pain. Grinch up slowly.. EWS to his feet with the aid of the cage.. VERTIGO INDEX!! 1...2.... NO! NO! Grinch back up, Suess Theoryyyyy - REVERSED INTO A PIN!! 1...2...2.9!! EWS goes for one of Grinch's moves.. The Sneetch Driver.. 1...2..KICKOUT! Grinch back up with a vengeance.. Lariat by EWS.. Grinch just stands there.. He grabs EWS's leg, DRAGON SCREWW.. He then wrenches the knee and lets go.. He whips EWS into the cage.. ZAP! He locks in yet another Nagata Lock.. But he still won't give.. He lets go due to exhaustion.. Both men back up with the aid of the cage.. AMAZE IMPACT BY EWS! He follows up with a Deadly Backdrop!! SUESS THEORY!!! WOW! 1...2...KICKOUT! Grinch gets up and calls for the finish.. Wait.. No.. Not this.. COBRA CLUTCH SUPLEX SENDS EWS INTO THE CAGE!! HEAD FREAKING FIRST!! He smiles and wipes the blood off of his face and looks down at the puddle underneath him.. He looks back at EWS.. He isn't moving.. Grinch tries to pick him up.. But he can't.. EWS won't move.. Grinch gets a look of concern on his face and walks over to the ref.. He tells the ref to go check on him and walks over tot he corner.. Wait.. Its JC Storm outside of the ring.. He just slipped Grinch something.. And now a chair! Like we need this! Grinch with chair in hand walks over to EWS and shoves the ref out of the way.. He nails EWS with the chair, but EWS won't budge.. He laughs, wait.. Does he have handcuffs? He is handcuffing EWS to the side of the cage! EWS is crucified for @#%$'s sakes!! He nails EWS with a chair one more time for good luck.. Just then the announcer starts the countdown for the explosion.. 5... Grinch laughs as the ref tries frantically to help EWS out.. 4... 3... 2... Grinch gets down in the center of the ring and lies on his stomach, shielding his face.. 1!!!!!! Grinch stands up and surveys the area, as the ref is slowly getting up and checking on EWS.. EWS is a bloody mess, his clothes are tattered and his head hung. Blood is dripping from his face to the mat forming a disgusting puddle.. Grinch slowly walks over to him holding the chair and nails him.. He does it again.. And again.. The ref is up now.. And he is calling for the bell! The door to the cage is now open as a slew of officials are restraining Grinch and helping EWS down.. The medical crew is out now to attend to him.. Grinch and JC Storm walk to the back with smiles on their face as tonight they might of ended the career of a proud man..
Winner by Ref Stop: DaGr1nch
Time: 15:29
Audience Rating (Hardcore): 76%
…The Swankstaz contiune making their way up the ramp as EMT’s still attend to EWS. All of a sudden the crowd explodes in an uproar, the SHARPSHOOTERS are seen running down the ring. Abdula and Jacob attack Da Grinch and JC Storm from behind. Both teams are fighting tooth and nail, more official’s run down to the ramp area to try to separate these two teams as the fans are on their feet. We finally get some order as The Sharpshooter are being held back, taunting The Swankstaz wrapping their hands around their waste showing them they deserve to be tag champions again. We fade to commercial.
8. <<<3 Way Dance>>> (Special Guest Referee: Asian Penguin)
Brian Lee vs. Crimson vs. SPUNK
Everyone enters the ring, AP lays the law down and then says “FIGHT!” Spunk and Crimson begin to battle it out as Lee is taking a break in the corner… AP comes over and tosses Lee “Get in there pussy!” Lee and Crimson take Spunk out with a double powerbomb, and AP cringes… knowing how damn much that move hurts. They hit another one and Lee covers… AP was to busy winking at the hot chick in the front row to notice. Lee shoves Spunk out of the way and then complains to AP for not counting… AP just shrugs and tells him to keep fighting. Lots of knees are flying everywhere… and then lots of kicks… and then yet another double team on Spunk as he gets double back dropped! Lee gets busted open from a stiff punch from Spunk, AP laughs at the site and then continues to flirt with the women in the front row. Crimson attempts an early Crimson cutter… Spunk whips his feet out from under him and then locks in the STF (F is for fucking)… AP rushes over “Give up? Give up? Come on you loser!” Lee kicks AP out of the way and then breaks the hold for only God knows why. Crimson shoves Lee outside the ring… then gets Spunk in a small package… AP counts….OOOOONNNNEEE…….TTTWWWWOOOOO….Spunk easily kicks out (wink wink). Crimson gives AP a blank stare… AP just shrugs… Lee comes back in the picture by take Crimson out with a Lariat. Spunk starts getting up but Lee takes him right back down with a Canadian Peace Crusher eh? Lee covers Spunk…1…………….2………..NO!! (hehe). Lee gets up and shoves AP into the corner… Crimson comes running in and sends Lee over the top rope with a Convict Kick. Crimson grabs hold of Spunk now… Spunk some how manages to get around Crimson and takes him out with a Spunk Shot ß!!! I just noticed that all these guys have almost the exact same costumes in different colors. Anyway, Spunk starts Dancing after taking out Crimson, but from behind comes Lee with a Canadianziguri. Crimson takes out Lee with a Schwein… He goes back to spunk… Spunk nails him in the testes… HIGH ANGLE POWER BOMB… AP races over..1.2.NO!!! Spunk turns to AP, AP just shrugs again. Lee comes running in to surprise Spunk again… Spunk turns around, knees him in the gut… STD!!! OMG STD!!! Spunk is to tired to Follow up… but Crimson comes over and puts the nearly Unconcious Lee in a High Powered Criminal Crab. Lee is no where near the ropes and has hardly any fight left after losing all that blood… he tapes after a few hopeless seconds. Crimson taunts Lee as he is forced to leave the ring as Prodigy carries him out… Spunk grabs Crimson from behind… he tries for a Spunkkake plex… Crimson blocks, Elbows spunk in the face, then hits a back flipping Ne-Han. Crimson signals that this is the end, he locks Spunk in the High Powered Criminal Crab! Spunk is in dead center ring… he has no where to go… he… he… BRIDGES OUT!!! OMG!!! That could have been Spunk’s last bit of energy as he and Crimson lay motionless on the canvas. AP begins the 10 count… at about 6 they both start trying to hoist themselves up using the ropes. Syko and Tranz come out to Ringside… back inside Spunk charges in at Crimson with a Lariat… Crimson ducks and nails a Schwein! He rolls spunk to the outside then shoves the unsuspecting AP into the corner. Outside, Tranz and Syko begin to beat down on Spunk… this is unfair! Wait… Catalysts’ Music hits! He comes running out but Tranz intercepts him with a Lariat. Syko rolls Spunk back inside and hands Crimson something… OMG ITS DA SCYTHE!!!! Crimson flaunts it to the crowd, just as he is about to start cutting AP yanks it away from him!!! He shakes his finger at Crimson and tosses the blade outside. Crimson Corners AP, Syko hops on the Apron. Crimson Locks AP up and Syko spits something in AP’s eyes! MY GOD HE IS BLINDED!!! Crimson and Syko high five… but from behind comes spunk! He jumping elbow pats Syko off the apron then nails Crimson in the stomach! Spunk hoists him up… STD!!!! Cover….. no one is there to count… Spunk walks over to help out the blinded AP… as soon as Spunk touches AP, AP jumps up and nearly decapitates him with a Burninating Glacial Divider!!! AP HIT SPUNK AP HIT SPUNK!!! By the time AP clears his eyes, he sees that he has just taken out his best friend… Syko comes running back in… he grabs AP from behind… END TO SANITY!!! Syko rolls AP outside… Crimson is trying to get to his feet and he sees Spunk spraled across the Canvas… he rolls him over for the cover… what’s this??!??!! ROSS COWAN COMES RUNNING IN, IN A REF UNIFORM… he slides in…1…2…3!!!!!!! What just happened here!!?!?! Tranz and Syko come in to celebrate with Crimson as Catalyst and AP help spunk back to the back room.
Winner by pin fall: Crimson
Time: 25:25
Audience: n/a
[Fade]
Veronica vs. Michiko Kuroda
OMG SO HOT P.QUEST HAS A BONER!!! GAHAHAHAHA!!!! Anyway… Veronica came out here tonight to fight! She is one tough broad… she slams Kuroda down a bunch of times with various body slams and Snap mares. The two face off in the center and get in a slapping fight! Quest passes out… a few minutes later he wakes up to see Veronica charging Kuroda in the corner… MONKEY FLIP! Kuroda lands on here feet! And runs forward to roll up Veronica…1…2…NO!!! Kuroda takes the roll up and inverts it into an Achilles tendon hold. Veronica grabs the near by ropes for a break. Veronica hits a devastating slap that spins Kuroda backwards… face crusher! Cover…1…2…NO!!! Kuroda gets to her feet… Veronica tries to kick her… Kuroda ducks… SWEEP KICK… Veronica jumps over it and then stomps on Kuroda! Veronica picks Kuroda back up… BACKA DROPA HOLDA…1…2…NO!!! Veronica picks Kuroda up for a brainbuster… VERTICAL BRAINBUSTER DROP cover…1…2….NO!!! Veronica picks Kuroda up again… BLACK TIGER BOMBA…1…2…NO!!! What fight in Kuroda! Veronica tries to Suplex her again… Kuroda shoves her off… AXE KICK COMBO! Veronica gets up a bit dazed… Kuroda charges in VISUAL KNEE KUGA!!! Veronica gets up again a bit dazed… she cannot seem to find Kuroda… Kuroda comes flying in with a Swinging Frankensteiner…1…2…NO!!!!! HOW IN DA HELL!?!!? Kuroda slides around and locks in a cross arm lock! (more like locks in 412314 with in the last few minutes) but Veronica makes it to the ropes! She hits about 7 more visual Knees then 30 more cross arm locks and Veronica Taps!
Winner by submission: Michiko Kuroda
Time: 18:21
Audience (Strong Style): 81%
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Jo Ryder vs. Cate Archer
Both tie up in the centre of the ring, Jo looks for the suplex early but its blocked by Cate and she hits a suplex of her own. Jo charges in now, drop toehold by Cate, Jo tries it again and same result. Cate now attempts to go from behind, Jo reveres it and hits the elbow to the back of the head, fireman’s carry now by Jo, she drags Cate to the centre of the ring and hits the guillotine leg drop, quick cover by Jo… 1… kick out! Jo continues the offence now; jawbreaker on Cate, Jo rolls her over and applies the kable naira. Cate slowly inches her way to the ropes and breaks the hold. Jo now tries to grapple from behind, Cate reverse it and it’s the overhead kick. Jo stumbles back up, vertical German suplex by Cate, the cover… 1… 2… kick out! Jo comes back with a few body blows, Cate attempts a screw high kick but Jo catches the foot and hits the dragon screw. Jo picks Cate back up by the hair, snap suplex. Jo’s got her rapped up in a jackknife hold… 1… 2… kick out! Jo now from behind, German suplex, floats over, another German suplex, floats over again and hits another German suplex for the tri-fector, she bridges... 1… 2… kick out! Cate dodges a sole butt; Wallop Kick finds its mark! Jo’s sent to the corner now, Cate positions her on the rope, DDT FROM THE TOP! That could it be the deciding factor, cover… 1… 2… NO! Unbelievable, Cate looked to have her there. Jo gets back up to her feet but Cate stays on her, ARCHERS EDGE! Jo stumbles back up to her feet, Cate with the vertical German suplex… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Cate Archer
Time: 15:22
Audience (Strong Style): 88%
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Cole Meadowlark vs. Juan Leche
Match starts up with some high tempo offence by both individuals, Leche takes Cole down with a series of cyclone whips, Cole bounces back up and takes Leche down with a drop toehold, Leche charges in again and Cole drops him. Irish whip on Leche now, Cole lands a cyclone whip of his own. Leche takes a moment to rest and ties back up, side headlock by Leche, spins into a tiger spin on Cole, Leche picks Cole back up, Cole looks to take out the legs with the low dropkick. Cole drops down now with the side arm hold, Leche wisely makes it to the ropes. Cole continues to dominate; stomach crusher on Leche, Cole follows it up with the cover… 1… kick out! Leche now mounts the comeback, springs off the ropes and lands the screw high kick, Cole looks for the sole butt and Leche reverse it into a dragon screw. Oh boy, here we go, Loco Spin! Round and round and round he goes, where Cole stops, nobody knows! Until now as Cole goes crashing to the mat, Leche stumbles over to Cole to make the cover… 1… 2… kick out! Leche now looks for the tiger spin, its countered by Cole with the backdrop, moonsault pin… 1… 2… kick out by Leche. Both men tie back in the collar and elbow tie up, release German suplex by Leche, he goes up to the ropes, Leche Splash, NO! Cole moves out of the way at the last second, Leche stumbles back up to his feet, COLE CUTTER! Moonsault pin… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Cole Meadowlark
Time: 11:15
Audience (Lucha Style): 78%
…Cole barely has any time to celebrate as Red Tornado storms down to the ringside and jumps him from behind. Red Tornado and Cole come to a fist-a-cuffs in the centre of the ring until officials run down to try to separate these two from tearing each other apart. Cole and Tornado try to fight off the officials as we fade to commercial.
4. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
The Sisterhood vs. Two Count
Rigg starts us off in the ring with Bunny, gyrating in front of her. She responds in kind, and gets a better response from the crowd. Hah… They lock up and Rigg forces her into the corner, he steps back and goes for a superkick but Bunny ducks and slaps the taste out of his mouth. Razor suplex already, and Rigg looks surprised as he tags out. Jones charges but gets a fireman’s carry. He no sells and comes back with one of his own. Bunny kips up and delivers an elbow that’d make Misawa green(no pun intended) with envy. Jones comes back with his own, but Bunny staggers him with a set of three and sends him into the Sisterhood corner with a belly to belly. Countdown comes in off the tag, and Jones gets a flurry of mid kicks while Bunny holds him in the corner. He walks out into a snapmare, trampling clutch! Rigg tries to come in but Holmes is there to cut him off, Bunny takes the opening and Jones in locked in a double clutch! Rigg finally pushes past and catches Bunny in the side of the head with a flying lariat. Double superkick to CD, followed by a double suplex. She’s whipped into the corner, flying elbowsmash from Rigg, big clothesline into a bulldog by JJ! He picks CD up, high angle german! It gets a 2 count for 2 Count before Bunny’s in to break it up. She drags CD over to the corner and tags herself in, JJ tags back out to Rigg. Rigg never slows down hitting a neckbreaker drop and immeadiately going for a cover but barely getting 2. He tries for the Rigg-A-Mortis but Bunny quickly turns over to the back and clings to the ropes. Bunny with a kick to the gut, Feminine Com-Plex countered….Rigg connects with the Syracuse SLAMA! Stnading moonsault, CD in but Jones cuts her off, 1…2…kick out! Holmes has lost all control. Bunny hits the Com-Plex, but Holmes can make the count because he’s trying to get CD and JJ out. Body Clutch Slam on Jones! Bunny gets in the official’s face, but Rigg comes from behind with a facecrusher. He picks up Countdown…holy crap! ROAD RAGE OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!! Countdown is effectively OUT of this contest… Rigg scoops up Bunny, Rigusu Doraibaa~! OMK, get outta here Dave, I’m tryin’ to call a match! 1…2…2.99! Rigg tags in Jones…he comes off the top with a firebird splash, but EATS the knees! Jones back up…not for long, jumping DDT! Bulldog! Cover! 1…2…Rigg breaks it up! He’s holding Bunny back, Jones coming full speed with a superkick, but Bunny ducks and Jones nails Rigg in the jaw! He falls to the floor, Bunny hits a Russian leg sweep on Jones! 1…2…Jones gets a pinky toe on the ropes… Bunny whips him to the ropes, blind tag made by Rigg. Bunny catches Jones off the ropes with a belly to belly, but Rigg comes from behind…reverse DDT. He locks in the Rigg-A-Mortis center ring. Jones baseball slides Countdown, who was just now standing, and Bunny is traped. She has no choice but to tap.
Winners by submission: Two Count
Time: 41: 29
Audience (Lucha Style): 80%
5. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
JC Storm vs. Catalyst
Quick knees by Catalyst start off the match, JC right back with a powerslam on Catalyst. Belly to belly takedown, he goes for a high angle crab, but Catalyst kicks him off.. Catalyst with a knee lock. Catalyst lets go as Jc holds his knee in pain. Takedown by JC followed by a Walls of Nicon! Catalyst slips out before any real damage is done. Dragon screw by Catalyst, followed by some more leg work. JC fights back slamming Catalyst out of desperation out of the ring.. JC, ever the fighter hops out after him, but lands on his bad knee and falls over. Catalyst picks him up and hits a brainbuster on JC, sending his knees into the rail! JC with a kick! Walls of Nicon on the outside! The ref counts to 16 and he lets go and rolls in with Catalyst right behind him. DDT by Catalyst, followed by an elbow to the knee. Release belly to belly by JC! Catalyst rolls out of the ring. JC follows up quickly with a high angle crab again. He lets go and hits a belly to belly on Catalyst, followed by a sole butt. BT BOMBE!! Catalyst's head just nailed the ring post.. He looks out.. JC rolls back in at 17.. 18... 19.. CATALYST IS BACK IN!! DDT by Catalyst! JC springs back up and takes another! JC back with 2 overhead belly to belly suplexes! High angle Crab.. But Catalyst is in the ropes.. He hits *another* Belly to belly whip and *another* High angle Crab. Catalyst breaks free.. SHOTEI RUSH!! JC is busted wide open now! Gravity Bomb!! 1...2..3?? 3! JC Storm just pinned Catalyst!
Winner by pin fall: JC Storm
Time: 11:30
Audience Rating (Strong): 77%
Post match, cheering is heard throughout the crowd…T-Bone is running through, getting to the ring! JC leaves as T-Bone comes in through the crowd, sliding into the ring and issuing a beat down, with stomps, clapkicks, and so forth. He hits the rope, and nails a Beast Knee Drop, then rolls him over, and goes up top, and goes for it…HITS the SoCal Loco, knee digging into Catalyst’s throat! He rolls him onto his back…AND STARTS UNDOING THE MASK!! But he stops halfway through, calling for a mic as Catalyst lays there, clutching at his throat. His hair is back, sort of, but there. Picking up the mic, he begins speaking…
T-Bone: Well, I bet you’re thinking that that was a close one, eh? Well…it was. See, I have more respect for you than THAT. You’re still scum, but shit, man, pride is pride. The only reason I hate you is for how you stole that nice little strap from me. It pains me for you…for ALL of you to think that I’m done. Nuh-uh. I just figured I’d give Catty a break for a little, before coming back, and giving him what’s coming to him. All deserve fair shots. But don’t expect the silence to last long, Catty boy. All in due time.
He drops the mic, and issues a firm kick to the kidneys to give Catalyst something to remember him by, then rushes through the crowd.
"Super Bon Bon" breaks, and Chapel looks ready to wrestle, but walks round the ring and picks up a microphone, and stares at the two faces inside the ring.
[Chapel]: So... lets look at what's in the ring. We've got Enigma, who's only claim to fame is owning a sex tape with Jo Ryder involved... and we've also got Green Bean, the man who lucked out against The Man.
[Cross]: His name is Daredevil-
[Chapel]: THE MAN KNOWS WHAT GREEN BEAN'S NAME IS! You shut the hell up you two bit microphone swinging chimp!
Chapel turns back to the ring.
Now, The Man's gonna give you a sporting chance this time, it being Lent and all. Green Bean, I'm going to give up breaking my foot off in your ass. So, I guess The Man's gonna have to be a little original, and find a way to shove little mystery man's head up there. Because in THIS ring, in ANY ring, I AM THE MAN.
Chapel throws aside the microphone, and slides into the ring to start the match...
6. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Chapel & Powersurge vs. Daredevil & Enigma
Chapel and DD look to start it off for their respective teams, Chapel is the first to break out of the blocks with the cyclone whip, he drops down with the knee drop, DD back up to his feet and Chapel takes him down again with the takedown, Chapel picks him up by the hair, DD mounts some offence now with the scoop slam, quick mito clutch by DD but Chapel kicks out. Both men make tags to their partners, Enigma and PS start off with they left off, tie up and Enigma takes PS down with he neck throw, both grapple again and PS with the body blow to the rib cage followed by the kick to the groin. PS picks Enigma back up to his feet, suplex, and another knee drop by PS, quick cover… 1… kick out! He looks to lock in the Handi-Knee-Cap but DD makes the save, double back drop on PS, Enigma makes the tag now to DD, PS gets blasted with a couple middle kicks, PS is whipped to the ropes but makes the blind tag back to Chapel, Chapel charges in and hits the head butt rush on DD, picks him back up to his feet, rig breaker into the body slam, quick cover by Chapel… 1… 2… kick out! DD comes back now, lifting takedown! Chapel back up to his feet and DD hits the belly-to-belly suplex, cover by DD but PS makes the save. PS and Chapel now with the double team, big demolition on DD. Enigma has seen enough and charges in the ring, but PS puts a stop to that, jumping headbutt followed by the Power Of Pain. DD stumbles back to his feet, Chapel follows in now with the kick to the gut, DISASTERPIECE OUT OF NOWHERE! The cover… 1… 2… 3! My god he got him!
Winner by pin fall: Chapel and Powersurge
Time: 14:43
Audience (Strong Style): 77%
…Chapel isn’t done yet, he moves over to Enigma, Disasterpiece! Chapel and Powersurge stand over top of Enigma and Daredevil in the centre of the ring with their hands in the air. Chapel pulls PS in and hits the short on clothesline; he picks him up to his feet, Disasterpeice on his partner! Chapel has lost it, he leaves Daredevil, Enigma and Powersurge lying in the centre of the ring.
7. <<<Death Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
EWS vs. Da Grinch
Knuckle punch by EWS to start things off, trying to draw blood early in a rare apperance from the C-CWA electric cage. He whips Grinch to the cage.. Grinch can't stop.. ZAP! Grinch gets up slowly, and his face is covered in blood.. ITS NOT EVEN 30 SECONDS INTO THIS MATCH AND WE HAVE BLOOD! Cloverleaf by EWS locked in.. Grinch won't give.. He rolls EWS off of him. Grinch valiantly fights off everything EWS has to throw at him.. EWS whips him to the cage again! Grinch back up again.. EWS runs towards him, Grinch with a drop toe hold into the cage, katahajime! EWS won't give and Grinch lets go.. DDT by Grinch.. EWS back up, sets up the Vertigo Index.. Grinch blocks it, and whips EWS to the cage.. ZAP! EWS rolls over and we see the blood streaming from his face.. Slam by Grinch.. NAGATA LOCK! EWS fights out with an elbow attack, then punches Grinch in the gut a few times. He whips Grinch again.. ZAP! EWS goes for a pin.. GRINCH KICKS OUT! Not even a one count.. Wow. Tiger Mask Rush by Grinch! He follows up with that Nagata Lock again, working the knee. EWS escapes after pulling the ref towards him ad throwing him at Grinch.. Headbutts by EWS takes Grinch down. Backbreaker on Grinch.. He picks Grinch up as the blood streams down his face and spills onto the mat.. He backs him up into the cage as Grinch screams out in pain.. He whips Grinch and Grinch's face bounces off the steel bars.. GRINCH RIGHT BACK WITH A HASHIMOTO RUSH!! Another Nagata Lock applied. Another mid kick rush by Grinch.. He whips EWS into the cage.. ZAP! He makes the cover.. 1... KICKOUT! These men are going to put up one hell of a fight I think.. DDT by Grinch followd by another Nagata Lock.. He picks up EWS's limp body and hits a Sneetch Drivah! 1...2...2.99!! 10 Men Lariat by Grinch! He picks up EWS.. Tossing German sends EWS head first into the cage.. Ouch. DEADLY BACKDROP BY EWS!! GRINCH NO SELLS! GRINCH NO SELLS! Nagata Lock! Mah gawd!! EWS calls out in pain, but Grinch won't let go.. He is going to win this no matter what.. EWS is clawing his way to the cage.. I don't know why.. He has his hands on the bars.. He is pulling himself up, and screaming at the same time.. This has to be hurting him.. Grinch can't hold on and lets go, as EWS falls over in pain. Grinch up slowly.. EWS to his feet with the aid of the cage.. VERTIGO INDEX!! 1...2.... NO! NO! Grinch back up, Suess Theoryyyyy - REVERSED INTO A PIN!! 1...2...2.9!! EWS goes for one of Grinch's moves.. The Sneetch Driver.. 1...2..KICKOUT! Grinch back up with a vengeance.. Lariat by EWS.. Grinch just stands there.. He grabs EWS's leg, DRAGON SCREWW.. He then wrenches the knee and lets go.. He whips EWS into the cage.. ZAP! He locks in yet another Nagata Lock.. But he still won't give.. He lets go due to exhaustion.. Both men back up with the aid of the cage.. AMAZE IMPACT BY EWS! He follows up with a Deadly Backdrop!! SUESS THEORY!!! WOW! 1...2...KICKOUT! Grinch gets up and calls for the finish.. Wait.. No.. Not this.. COBRA CLUTCH SUPLEX SENDS EWS INTO THE CAGE!! HEAD FREAKING FIRST!! He smiles and wipes the blood off of his face and looks down at the puddle underneath him.. He looks back at EWS.. He isn't moving.. Grinch tries to pick him up.. But he can't.. EWS won't move.. Grinch gets a look of concern on his face and walks over to the ref.. He tells the ref to go check on him and walks over tot he corner.. Wait.. Its JC Storm outside of the ring.. He just slipped Grinch something.. And now a chair! Like we need this! Grinch with chair in hand walks over to EWS and shoves the ref out of the way.. He nails EWS with the chair, but EWS won't budge.. He laughs, wait.. Does he have handcuffs? He is handcuffing EWS to the side of the cage! EWS is crucified for @#%$'s sakes!! He nails EWS with a chair one more time for good luck.. Just then the announcer starts the countdown for the explosion.. 5... Grinch laughs as the ref tries frantically to help EWS out.. 4... 3... 2... Grinch gets down in the center of the ring and lies on his stomach, shielding his face.. 1!!!!!! Grinch stands up and surveys the area, as the ref is slowly getting up and checking on EWS.. EWS is a bloody mess, his clothes are tattered and his head hung. Blood is dripping from his face to the mat forming a disgusting puddle.. Grinch slowly walks over to him holding the chair and nails him.. He does it again.. And again.. The ref is up now.. And he is calling for the bell! The door to the cage is now open as a slew of officials are restraining Grinch and helping EWS down.. The medical crew is out now to attend to him.. Grinch and JC Storm walk to the back with smiles on their face as tonight they might of ended the career of a proud man..
Winner by Ref Stop: DaGr1nch
Time: 15:29
Audience Rating (Hardcore): 76%
…The Swankstaz contiune making their way up the ramp as EMT’s still attend to EWS. All of a sudden the crowd explodes in an uproar, the SHARPSHOOTERS are seen running down the ring. Abdula and Jacob attack Da Grinch and JC Storm from behind. Both teams are fighting tooth and nail, more official’s run down to the ramp area to try to separate these two teams as the fans are on their feet. We finally get some order as The Sharpshooter are being held back, taunting The Swankstaz wrapping their hands around their waste showing them they deserve to be tag champions again. We fade to commercial.
8. <<<3 Way Dance>>> (Special Guest Referee: Asian Penguin)
Brian Lee vs. Crimson vs. SPUNK
Everyone enters the ring, AP lays the law down and then says “FIGHT!” Spunk and Crimson begin to battle it out as Lee is taking a break in the corner… AP comes over and tosses Lee “Get in there pussy!” Lee and Crimson take Spunk out with a double powerbomb, and AP cringes… knowing how damn much that move hurts. They hit another one and Lee covers… AP was to busy winking at the hot chick in the front row to notice. Lee shoves Spunk out of the way and then complains to AP for not counting… AP just shrugs and tells him to keep fighting. Lots of knees are flying everywhere… and then lots of kicks… and then yet another double team on Spunk as he gets double back dropped! Lee gets busted open from a stiff punch from Spunk, AP laughs at the site and then continues to flirt with the women in the front row. Crimson attempts an early Crimson cutter… Spunk whips his feet out from under him and then locks in the STF (F is for fucking)… AP rushes over “Give up? Give up? Come on you loser!” Lee kicks AP out of the way and then breaks the hold for only God knows why. Crimson shoves Lee outside the ring… then gets Spunk in a small package… AP counts….OOOOONNNNEEE…….TTTWWWWOOOOO….Spunk easily kicks out (wink wink). Crimson gives AP a blank stare… AP just shrugs… Lee comes back in the picture by take Crimson out with a Lariat. Spunk starts getting up but Lee takes him right back down with a Canadian Peace Crusher eh? Lee covers Spunk…1…………….2………..NO!! (hehe). Lee gets up and shoves AP into the corner… Crimson comes running in and sends Lee over the top rope with a Convict Kick. Crimson grabs hold of Spunk now… Spunk some how manages to get around Crimson and takes him out with a Spunk Shot ß!!! I just noticed that all these guys have almost the exact same costumes in different colors. Anyway, Spunk starts Dancing after taking out Crimson, but from behind comes Lee with a Canadianziguri. Crimson takes out Lee with a Schwein… He goes back to spunk… Spunk nails him in the testes… HIGH ANGLE POWER BOMB… AP races over..1.2.NO!!! Spunk turns to AP, AP just shrugs again. Lee comes running in to surprise Spunk again… Spunk turns around, knees him in the gut… STD!!! OMG STD!!! Spunk is to tired to Follow up… but Crimson comes over and puts the nearly Unconcious Lee in a High Powered Criminal Crab. Lee is no where near the ropes and has hardly any fight left after losing all that blood… he tapes after a few hopeless seconds. Crimson taunts Lee as he is forced to leave the ring as Prodigy carries him out… Spunk grabs Crimson from behind… he tries for a Spunkkake plex… Crimson blocks, Elbows spunk in the face, then hits a back flipping Ne-Han. Crimson signals that this is the end, he locks Spunk in the High Powered Criminal Crab! Spunk is in dead center ring… he has no where to go… he… he… BRIDGES OUT!!! OMG!!! That could have been Spunk’s last bit of energy as he and Crimson lay motionless on the canvas. AP begins the 10 count… at about 6 they both start trying to hoist themselves up using the ropes. Syko and Tranz come out to Ringside… back inside Spunk charges in at Crimson with a Lariat… Crimson ducks and nails a Schwein! He rolls spunk to the outside then shoves the unsuspecting AP into the corner. Outside, Tranz and Syko begin to beat down on Spunk… this is unfair! Wait… Catalysts’ Music hits! He comes running out but Tranz intercepts him with a Lariat. Syko rolls Spunk back inside and hands Crimson something… OMG ITS DA SCYTHE!!!! Crimson flaunts it to the crowd, just as he is about to start cutting AP yanks it away from him!!! He shakes his finger at Crimson and tosses the blade outside. Crimson Corners AP, Syko hops on the Apron. Crimson Locks AP up and Syko spits something in AP’s eyes! MY GOD HE IS BLINDED!!! Crimson and Syko high five… but from behind comes spunk! He jumping elbow pats Syko off the apron then nails Crimson in the stomach! Spunk hoists him up… STD!!!! Cover….. no one is there to count… Spunk walks over to help out the blinded AP… as soon as Spunk touches AP, AP jumps up and nearly decapitates him with a Burninating Glacial Divider!!! AP HIT SPUNK AP HIT SPUNK!!! By the time AP clears his eyes, he sees that he has just taken out his best friend… Syko comes running back in… he grabs AP from behind… END TO SANITY!!! Syko rolls AP outside… Crimson is trying to get to his feet and he sees Spunk spraled across the Canvas… he rolls him over for the cover… what’s this??!??!! ROSS COWAN COMES RUNNING IN, IN A REF UNIFORM… he slides in…1…2…3!!!!!!! What just happened here!!?!?! Tranz and Syko come in to celebrate with Crimson as Catalyst and AP help spunk back to the back room.
Winner by pin fall: Crimson
Time: 25:25
Audience: n/a
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