Post by CyberTranz on Sept 21, 2009 20:59:19 GMT -6
Earlier Today…
We open to the outside of Generic Large Arena in (Town Name Goes Here). Rise by Disturbed blares ever-closer as a gold-colored car of some sort - a KIA Sephia if what I'm thinking it is is correct - charges on-screen. It pulls up alongside a black Aston-Martin and parks. The music dies abruptly, the car shuts off, and a tall man with brown hair, wearing workout pants and a leather jacket and smoking a cigar steps out. He pops the trunk and shuts his door, walking around to collect his duffle bag, shifting the cigar around slightly in his mouth. He closes his trunk and begins walking toward the building. He enters, blatantly ignoring a "No Smoking Beyond This Point" sign and walks through the arena, gingerly puffing on the cigar. After a couple moments, following only his instincts, he comes upon the entrance ramp for Wednesday Night Inferno, still under construction. He looks around the mostly empty arena, takes a drag from the cigar, reaches up and removes it from his mouth, and exhales the smoke.
[Man:] So, this is the C-CWA, huh?
The man shifts uneasily for a moment before turning around, walking out of the arena proper.
[Man:] What in the hell were they thinking?
As he walks through the entrance gate, he pitches the cigar off to his right.
Take It Off hits the speakers, and out comes the last ever M-DWF Woman’s Champion Jo Ryder! ….Accompanied by who appears to be Holly Wood….in a…dog suit? Hm…complete with leash, being lead by Jo. Heh…she looks like a big Cocker Spaniel. I can only imagine what people are gonna say about this one. And now Jo is tying Holly’s leash to the ring post. Guess better safe than sorry. Wouldn’t want her running off or anything. Jo slides in the ring, and we’re ready to go.
1. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Jo Ryder vs. Michiko Kuroda
Jo starts the match off with a fireman’s carry, but Kuroda lands on her feet and takes Jo down with a drop toehold. ToS, Ryder gets the advantage and bends Michiko over backwards. But Kuroda doesn’t go down, she arches her back and fights back to her feet. She actually gains the advantage now and hits another drop toehold. Whip to the ropes, Jo just avoids the Hyper Visual Knee! Holy crap that was early! Kuroda hits a stiff palm blow, but Jo trades shots with a windpipe chop. Open hand jab…windpipe chop. Sweep Kick attempt by Kuroda but Jo hops over it, then misses a high axe kick. Snap Suplex attempt, countered into a fujiwara armbar by Michiko. W. arm lock suplex, followed up by a side roll body press in the ropes. Jo right back up, snap suplex! And another! Now one by Kuroda! Arm Lock! Jo wriggles her way free quickly, but Kuroda is right back on her with a another armlock! Jo rolls through and gets her and Kuroda to their feet. Jo goes for the Ryder Slam, but Michiko floats over…victor cross armlock! Well, at least she’s got determination. Jo is in pain, but she refuses to tap out! Kuroda pulls with all she’s got, but Jo still manages to get her foot on the ropes for the break. Kuroda goes for yet another flying cross armlock, but Jo counters and hits a release German! Russian Leg Sweep! Several more snap suplexes! RYDER SLAM over the top rope and to the floor! Jo collapses and tries to catch her breath, as does Kuroda on the outside. Jo finally pulls her back in, going for another German, but Kuroda rolls through into…you guessed it! ARM LOCK! She doesn’t hold on though, waiting for Ryder to get up. Hyper Visual Knee! She goes up top, side roll body press! 1…2…3!
Winner by pin fall: Michiko Kuroda
Time: 16:35
Audience (Strong Style): 85%
2. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Veronica & Cate Archer vs. The Sisterhood
Bunny and Veronica start things off as Bunny whips Veronica and sets up a back body drop.. Veronica slides through and kicks Bunny in her exposed panties, my god.. Where is Muka when you need him? Slam by Veronica sends Bunny to the outside. Bunny dashes right back in and charges at Veronica.. Veronica nails her with a knee taking her down. She follows with a leg drop to the back of the head. Veronica gets up and Countdown reaches over the ropes and pulls her by her hair sending her onto her back.. Bunny reaches out and gets the tag. Double brainbuster on Veronica as the ref holds Cate back. Leg drop by Countdown as they set up for another brainbuster.. Veronica falls onto her back DDT'ing both of them! She scurries to the corner and makes the tag to Archer! Archer does a roll through, Misawa-style Camel clutch on Countdown as Veronica bounces off the ropes.. My god.. DROPKICK! Archer lets go and drops an elbow to the back of the head. Countdown back to her feet and snapmares Archer down and puts on a trampling clutch. She lets go to trash talk to Veronica but turns around to a crossbody! Doesn't even get a 1. Countdown scrambles to her feet and hits a snapmare/leg drop combo on Archer. She picks up Archer's leg for a dragon screw.. Archer is hopping, ENZUIGURI! Count down looks frustrated, and follows up with a few tackles, followed by a spin kick. Ippionzei on Archer, followed right after by the trampling clutch again. Veronica! Veronica storms in to break the hold! Swing neck breaker by Archer, Veronica picks up Countdown, double brainbuster! Bunny is in now! Bunny fights Veronica back to her corner as the ref escorts her back to her own. Archer makes the tag to Veronica, Bunny gets tagged in as well! Octopus hold by Veronica on Bunny! She lets go.. Swinging neckbreakahhh.. Countdown fights Archer off and kicks Veronica taking her down. Bunny with a belly to belly on Veronica as Countdown and Archer make their way back to their corners. Stretch Plumahhhhh.. Veronica fights her way to the ropes quickly. But that doesn't stop Archer from coming in.. Double brainbuster on Bunny sends her to the outside.. Countdown hops into the ring and stops them from persuing.. Bunny back in now, belly to belly on Veronica. Mah Gawd, Veronica gets right back up, BUTTERFLY LOCK! Bunny won't tap.. Countdown breaks the hold. DDT by Bunny, as Archer nails an enzuiguri on Countdown. Bulldog by Bunny on Veronica. She tosses Veronica into the corner.. Veronica ducks an elbow, Veronica sets her up on the top.. BRAINNNNNNNNBUSTAHHHHH!! Avalanche style! Backdrop holdddddooo!! 1...2... Countdown rushes in to break the hold. Urnage by Countdown on Veronica! Countdown.. ZERO KICK!! She leaves the ring satisfied as she cheers for Bunny to get up and make the tag. Bunny gets up.. And tags in Countdown! Double brainbuster on Veronica! Another! Veronica right back up and dives to make the tag to Archer. Double dropkick on Archer.. Ippionzei by Countdown now. Rock Bottom on Archer. Veronica is in now.. Countdown is holding Veronica for Bunny.. But wait, Archer pops up and nails an enzui on her! Archer kicks Bunny out of the ring but turns around, boom, running DDT! She appeals to the fans as they boo.. She shakes her head and turns around, SCREW KICK~!!! Running Crossbody on Countdown.. 1...2.. NO! Countdown gets up slowly.. Veronica up top.. Archer on the apron.. DOUBLE BODY PRESS ON COUNTDOWN!! Bunny comes in and levels Veronica.. Archer with a backflip kick on Countdown! Then on Bunny! Screw kick on Countdown.. Bunny is back up, sets up a brainbuster, Archer reverses it, sending her to the outside! Springboard cross body on Countdown! She gets back up, ENZUIGURI! La Magistral! 1... Bunny makes the save.. Veronica comes in and kicks Bunny taking her down.. Archer up top.. FireBird Splash on Bunny! Bunny rolls out of the ring holding her back.. Countdown gets up.. DOUBLE ENZUIGURI ON COUNTDOWN! She rolls slowly to her corner as Veronica tries to catch her, Bunny comes in and dropkicks her.. Bunny hops back to the corner and gets the tag! Double dropkick on Archer! Double dropkick on Veronica! Double brainbuster on Archer! Roll up by Bunny.. Countdown is holding back Veronica.. 1...2... NO! Belly to belly by Bunny on Archer. Pin.. 1...2.. NO! Wait, Veronica and Countdown are duking it out.. Backflip kick on Bunny.. PINNNNNn.. 1...2.. NO! Double brainbuster on Archer.. Russian Leg sweep on Archer.. Stretch Plummm.. No, Veronica breaks it! Bunny sets up the bulldog.. Wait, Backdrop! OMG! ARCHER'S EDGE! BLADE KICK! She goes for the pin, Countdown is there to break it.. OMG! THE COM-PLEX! 1..2... 3!!! ITS OVER!
Winner by pin fall: The Sisterhood
Time: 30:09
Audience (Strong Style): 97%
3. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Red Tornado & Cole Meadowlark vs. Juan Leche & Dink
Red and Juan begin the match. The start off fairly slow trying to feel each other out. Nothing more then a series of arm whips from the two. Juan pretty is controlling the pace of the match which forces Red to tag out to Cole. Cole and Red double dropkick Juan back into his corner where he tags in Dink. Dink and Juan double Suplex Cole and Dink covers… only for a 1 count. Dink catches Cole with an OMG TW15T 0f FAYTE! Dink to the top… OMG W@NTON already! Red comes into help… he kicks dink in the stomach and DDT’s him, Cole crawls over to make the tag. Juan comes running in for no reason and knocks Cole to the outside… HOLY CRAP LE QUABRADA! Inside Dink hits a Dinkinoku Driver…1…2…NO!!! Juan back inside, the Double dropkick Red into their corner… Juan up top.. W@NTON! Dink up top… W@NTON!!! Red back up top… LECHE SPLASH… AGAIN… AGAIN!!! I’ve never seen that before. Juan taunts to the crowd and doesn’t notce Red crawling over to make the tag to Cole. Cole gets his ass kicked by Dink and Juan, someone please end this match soon… LECHERO FALL!! Cole backflips out of 2 German’s right in a row! Cole hits a Hawaiian Smasher… cover… 1…2…Dink, why must you torture me? Another Lechero Fall… he’s almost as bad as Crimson… doesn’t anyone in this match have a submission hold?!?!? Juan hits a Springboard Kneelkick… he rolls up Cole…1…2…3!!!
Winner by pin fall: Juan Leche & Dink
Time: 28:56
Audience (Strong Style): 65%
4. <<<#1 Contender: Death Match Championship>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Powersurge vs. Chapel
The cage lowers and both men grapple in mid ring, Chapel takes him down with the takedown, PS fires back now with the headbutt, Chapel looks to whip him to the cage but PS puts on the breaks. Chapel hammers him down with the hammer blow, Karelin lift on PS. Chapel picks him back up to his feet and plants him with the DDT. Here comes the sickle! No! PS is able to get the hands up to block it. PS looks to whip Chapel into the cage, Chapel puts on the breaks, arm drag now by PS followed up with some mount punches. PS still in control, hammer blow to the back of the neck, he looks to whip him into the cage but Chapel reverse it sending PS crashing to the electrified cage. PS bounces off and Chapel hits the release German suplex, quick cover… 1… 2… kick out! PS comes back now; stalling suplex finds its mark, Chapel now whipped into the cage! PS locks in the stretch muffler hold now, Chapel is screaming in pain but wont give it up. Chapel takes out the sickle and gashes PS’s ankle. Chapel now mounts PS and takes the sickle to the scalp causing the blood to flow down the face of PS. Chapel now from behind, full nelson slam, cover… 1… 2… kick out! PS starts mounting some more offence, knee smash by PS, Chapel gets back up to his feet, right hook, left hook! Chapel stumbles back in, wild bomb with the cover… 1… 2… BOOM! The ring explodes! Smoke clears and PS and Chapel slowly make it back up to their feet, DVD by Chapel! The cover now… 1… 2… kick out! Chapel now follows up with the headbutts, PS is able to block the last and lock in the torture rack! Chapel refuses to give up and PS drops him to the mat. PS picks him back up, dynamite punch rush! PS from behind now, WICKED POWERSLAM! He drops down for the cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Powersurge
Time: 22:58
Audience (Hardcore Style): 83%
As we return from commercial, we see that the arena is pitch black. An odd, unfamiliar sound echoes throughout, as a barely-audible chant creeps in the background. A cymbal being hit is heard, and as a guitar chord hits, the entrance ramp comes to life. The Cowan-Tron does its thing, and a solitary spotlight highlights a tall man in "street clothes" on his way to the ring as Dope's No Chance blares over the PA.
[Cross:] Is that... Gene Starr?
[DeMarco:] Sure. Why not? The rest of the M-DWF gang's all here.
Starr rolls into the ring and calls for a mic. He cuts his hand across his throat, and the music fades out as the lighting returns to the arena. Starr stands in the middle of the ring, waiting for the mixed crowd reaction to die down a bit before he begins. After a few moments, they finally do, and Gene seizes the opportunity.
[Gene:] Some of you know me. Some of you don't. For those who don't, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Gene Starr.
The crowd stirs, and Gene takes a moment before he begins again.
[Gene:] Now, I want to get one thing perfectly clear; I'm not here tonight to do what I should, which would be to challenge Asian Penguin to a World Heavyweight Championship match to get my little payback from Collision.
The crowd explodes, and Gene rides it out until they calm down again.
[Gene:] No, no. You see, I'm simply here tonight to establish something; disrespect to me, to my damned wrestling federation, or to anyone connected with it, will not be tolerated by myself. So, I am here, right now, to rectify something said on Inferno two weeks ago. Mr. Cross, Mr. DeMarco, would you please join me in the ring?
[Cross:] Did he... just?
[DeMarco:] Yes. What did you do?
[Cross:] Me? I just work here!
Gene impatiently taps his foot, staring at the two announcers.
[Gene:] I'm sorry, guys. You must have mistaken that for a request. I was telling you to join me in the ring. And the quicker, the better.
Cross and DeMarco remove their headsets and reluctantly enter the ring. They're both handed microphones, and they stand in the ring, dwarfed by Starr.
[Gene:] Now, this is going to be quick and easy, as long as you two play along.
Gene reaches into his right pocket and produces a small tape recorder.
[Gene:] Crude, I know. But, nevertheless effective. Now, all I want is, for one of you two to explain and accept responsibility for this;
Gene puts his mic to the tape recorder, and a click is heard as he presses the large "play" button.
[Voice 1:] ...he limit at Collision!
[Voice 2:] Oh, NOW it starts; the M-DWF rejects making their way to the C-CWA.
[Voice 3:] Cut The--
Gene clicks "stop", and pulls the mic back up. He takes a quick glance at Cross and DeMarco, and they both look like they're about to relieve themselves in the middle of the ring.
[Gene:] Now, let me replay this for anyone who missed it.
Gene rewinds a moment, puts the mic back near the speaker, and hits "play" again.
[Voice 1:] ...vil pushed him to the limit at Collision!
[Voice 2:] Oh, NOW it starts; the M-DWF rejects making their way to the C-CWA.
[Voice 3:] Cut The Ma--
Gene clicks "stop" again, stares at the tape recorder, and then pockets it. He looks at the announcers, and brings the mic back up.
[Gene:] So? Which one of you made that little comment about "M-DWF rejects"?
Both Cross and DeMarco stand frozen, like deer in headlights. After a moment, Gene again brings his mic up and sighs heavily.
[Gene:] Well, so much for doing this the M-DWF - or, "smart" - way.
The crowd boos, and Gene's lips upturn slightly.
[Gene:] Now boys, this can go one of two ways. Either one of your quickly speaks up and accepts responsibility for that remark and it's consequences, or you let me get impatient and I just beat the hell out of you both. Sound like a plan?
Cross brings his mic up, and DeMarco looks like, well, he needs a change of undergarments.
[Cross:] It was DeMarco.
Gene smiles.
[Gene:] See? Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?
Cross shakes his head, and from nowhere, Gene nails DeMarco with a Vagabond Kick! Cross freaks out, and runs for the ropes, but Gene is up and reaches out, grabbing Cross by his shirt. Gene pulls him in, shakes his head, and Irish whips him to the ropes, hitting him with the Outlaw's Edge on his way back! Gene hops back up and grabs his mic.
[Gene:] Too bad for you poor bastards that your time was up. And as for you, C-CWA, your time is up, too. I don't know what my old bosses were thinking about with this merger bullshit, but I'll be damned if I'm going to take crap from any little mealy-mouthed bastards, just because a couple guys decided that they didn't wanna play federation duel anymore.
A shout is heard over the PA, and Droppin' Plates hits. Dante Black, the People's F'n Champ, enters the arena, but gets stopped short.
[Gene:] Oh, gawd. Cut the damned music.
Droppin' Plates comes to an abrupt end, and Dante looks, well, rather cross.
[Gene:] Now, Dante, we've known each other for a long time, right?
Dante nods in agreement.
[Gene:] So, before you even start, let me take care of the garbage here so that, when what happens, happens, we don't risk hurting ourselves on one of these useless carcasses, okay?
Dante shrugs his shoulders, and Gene picks the unconscious bodies of Cross and DeMarco up and tosses them out of the ring. Once done, Gene dusts his hands off and retrieves his mic.
[Gene:] Go ahead. Oh, and don't mind me if I take the occasional glance behind me, or to my side. I know ya like a brother, and I don't trust you as far as I could throw Apocalypse.
Dante paces back and forth a little, then suddenly stops and grins from ear to ear.
[Dante]: HEY!
Gene looks a little confused by Dante's cheery greeting.
[Dante]: How ya been Geno? I was starting to think you weren't gonna make the jump with us...
Gene starts to respond, but Dante cuts him off.
[Dante]: I mean, this is great. Here I was, thinking that I wasn't going to have anything to do tonight, then outta nowhere they practically gift wrap my favourite jackass for me! And sure, it'd be easy for me to go off on one of those rants about how you shouldn't have just shitkicked those poor guys, then you could come back with some witty one-liners. But that would be so cliché... so I'm thinking it would just be easier for the both of us if I just come down there and kick your ass right now.
Gene smiles and the crowd is goin' nuts.
[Gene:] Well, good. I'm glad to know that you're finally comfortable enough with where we stand that you don't have to start flinging insults and catchphrases left and right.
Dante laughs, and charges the ring. He slides in, and the two trade hits for a moment before refs and security guys start crowding the ring. The two are broken up, taken to opposite sides of the ring. After a moment, Gene breaks free, charges Dante, and leaps, smashing Dante into the turnbuckle, and the two begin trading hits again until they're pulled apart again. The officials force Gene out of the ring, pushing him up the entrance ramp. Dante breaks free of his restraints, bounces off the ropes and flies, crashing into Gene and a few refs. Dante starts beating on Gene's head, but gets pulled off. Gene gets up, holding his jaw, and charges Dante again, crashing him down and beating him in the head. After a moment, Gene finds himself again being pulled off by various referees and security guards. The rest quickly restrain Dante, and Gene gets forced up the entrance ramp, talking trash back and forth to Dante. As we fade to commercial again, Matt H and Jay come down to the ring to announce the rest of the show.
5. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
JC Storm w/Da Grinch vs. Abdula Tonga w/Jacob Tonga
Both men circle each other in the opening seconds of the match, Storm is able to score a couple knees to the gut followed by the knuckle arrow, Strom charges in and Abdula takes him down with the drop toehold. Strom tires to charge in again but Abdula takes him down again, bow and arrow backbreaker now applied, Storm is able to break the hold by reaching the ropes. Abdula and Storm lock up in the collar and elbow tie up, lifting takedown by Storm, Abdula back in and Storm takes him down with the jumping brainbuster sending him outside. Abdula mounts the comeback outside by hitting some knees to the gut followed by a whip to the guardrails. Abdula applies the twisted chokehold on the outside; Grinch is there to break it up. Jacob chases Grinch away while Abdula rolls Storm back in the ring. Whip to the corner now, Abdula follows it up with the jumping hip butt, cover… 1… kick out! Abdula whips Storm to the ropes, misses the spear, Storm picks him up to his feet, blockbuster hold… 1… 2… kick out! Storm now whips Abdula to the corner and follows it up with the monkey flip. Storm gives the crowd a little crotch chop before picking Abdula back up to his feet, overhead belly-to-belly suplex by Storm, Abdula back up to his feet, rolling sole butt by Storm, cover… 1… 2… kick out! Both men back up to their feet, Hawaiian Smasher out of nowhere on Storm! Couto starts the mandatory 10 count, both men back up to their feet by the count of 8, Abdula bounces off the ropes with the low dropkick to Storm, moonsault pin… 1… 2… kick out! Abdula now sprints up to the top rope, shooting star press! Cover… 1… 2… kick out! Storm just won’t stay down and Abdula is a little frustrated. Both men now jockey for position, Storm hits the kick to the gut, GRAVITY BOMB! The cover… 1… 2… save by Jacob! Grinch slides in now and we got a four man brawl on out hands, Abdula and Grinch lock up, sole butt combo on Grinch, on the other side of the ring Storm hits Jacob with the rolling sole butt sending him to the outside, Grinch planches to the outside to attack Jacob. Storm looks over to the outside as Abdula comes from behind, Delfin Special 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Abdula Tonga
Time: 14:12
Audience (Strong Style): 88%
6. <<<Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Sykopath vs. Jonny Park
The match starts off, with the two circling, Syko being especially dark and brooding, mouth closed, eyes focused. Park plays along, and then moves in looking to the crowd in a confident way…then turning back and getting a faceful of Red Mist! Sykopath goes to work, launching punches and kicks, and the occasional drop toehold. Park launches offence occasionally, but Syko’s in the right mindset at the moment, seeming to have predicted Jonny’s pride and ego affecting his better judgment. Jonny recovers with an eyepoke and a tackle, however. He takes a mount, but Syko rolls him over and starts with a guard position punch. Jonny kicks him off, then nails a groin shot to Syko, standing up, and hitting a Swoop backdrop. He goes for another but gets a swift leg spin. They stand up…gut kick, PEACE Crusher by Park! Park goes for a pin, hooking the leg, and gets a two. He stands up…DOCTOR BOMB!! One! Two! Thr-no! Syko now standing up…Jester’s Noose! Mysterious sleeper by Park, followed by a stand up…suplex attempt…Park reverses, and hits the Fisherman Buster! Syko gets back up, and nails three headbuts, followed by the Dead Rose Petals…waits for Park to get up…Misslekick from the top rope! Sykopath signals! Park stands…END TO SANITY!! One! Two! Thre-NO!! Damn, there’s a first for Mistah Burez. He stands Park up…GRACE AND BEAUTY OF UTTER ANNIHILATION!! Hoo boy, that’s a long ‘un. Park is obviously dazed, standing up, Sykopath waiting for him…he yanks out a move from his old arsenal, the Praying Powerbomb! One! Two! Three! Syko stands up, and taunts, leaving the ring, “Stem” blaring over the sound system.
Winner via pin fall: Sykopath
Time: 14:40
Audience (Hardcore Style): 76%
for some odd reason.... Sykopath stops midramp and turns around. The crowd gives one ominous "oooooooohhhhh" as Syko shakes his head and makes his way back down the ramp. He slides in the ring and helps Johnny too his feet. He dusts Park off and raises his hand. The crowd then gives the ever-famous "aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwhh" bullsh*t that they feel is necessary in this case. Sykopath and Johnny walk side by side to the ropes. Reaching the Ropes, Syko motions for Park to exit first... and as Park starts to leave Sykopath's smile turns into a stern look and his eyes widen as his pupils narrow to tiny dots. He suddenly grabs Park by the neck, spins him around and..
[Matt H]: GRACE AND BEAUTY OF UTTER ANNIHILATION AND PARK FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE JUST LIKE ME ON EVERY MATCH I EVER HAD!!!
[Jay]: OH MY GOD I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!!!
Syko looks at the fallen Park... steps out of the ring, steps over Park and walks back up the ramp and says "I told you not to f**k with me..." and Oh wow look... another match! Medics... someone call medics...
7. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Dante Black & T-Bone vs. Catalyst & Ross Cowan
Catalyst jumps right in with some kness to the stomach, followed by an elbow to the knees. Dante responds snapping his leg down with a dragon screw.. Catalyst comes back with one of his own. Dante comes back with a drop toe hold followed by a leg drop. Catalyst with an arm whip, omg.. Standing Heel hold! Dante kicks him off quickly. DDT by Dante.. Cat replies with some knees and quickly makes the tag to RAGIN' ROSS! Dragon screw by Catalyst.. Elbow drop by Ross. Ross whips him.. Belly to belly Kanemoto style! Dante right back up, and rolls to his corner and tags in BONE. Bone with a European uppercut! MAH GAWD!! KASHIN WOULD LOVE THIS! Dragon screw by Dante, leg twist by Bone. European Uppercut by Bone. Ross back up.. OMG! Setting up the Cowan Special on Dante.. KNEEEELLL KEEECKKKKKKk by Bone. Ippionzi by Bone. Cowan right back with a slam that sends Bone over the ropes. Boner ight back in and hits a Ippionzei. Cowan! Mah Gawd Cowan with a belly to belly whip. Fireman's carry slam! High speed dragon screw on Cowan... BUTCHER BOMB! Catalyst is right there to break it though. But it really doesn't matter, T-Bone is cleaning up here. European Uppercuts with the natural flair of Mr Problem and Omori here. Sharpshooter by Bone.. But Catalyst breaks it.. Emerald Froision by Bone on Cowan now.. Ouch. OMG! EXPLODAH '98! COWAN SPECIAL! HOLY CRAP! 1..2.. Dante breaks it! The match has gone to hell now as all 4 men are battling it out. Tag is made to DanteBlack now as Cowan is softened up.. Fall Away slam hold.. 1..2.. Catalyst breaks it. Dragon Suplex whip on Cowan. Cowan right back up.. Sole butt! Moonsault by Cowan, but he misses! Cradle Piledriver by Dante! Sharpshooter! Cowan fights his way to the ropes.. Holy headdrops Batman, Chickenwing suplex by Dante! Catalyst is in to fight off T-Bone as Dante gets up slowly.. My god, Explodah '98 by Cowan! He locks in the Figure 4.. But Bone is there to break it. Running DDT by Dante.. Japanese Ocean Suplex by Dante.. 2 count only! Blackout! Blackout! Cowan kicks out at 1!!!!!! K-LIFT! K-LIFT! T-Bone comes in and hits a Falcon Arrow on Cowan.. The ref forces him out.. My god.. Both men struggle to their feet.. Cradle Piledriver by Dante! Tenkoji cutter on Cowan! My god! his neck has to be shot! Frog Splash by Dante.. 1...2.. NO! Cowan to his feet.. Dante runs at him, BELLY TO BELLY! Cowan Special!!!! Its in the ropes though! T-Bone is in to kick him off.. Catalyst attacks him.. My god, counter Shawn Capture! Cradle Piledriver by Dante! Dante goes up top for a frog splash.. Misses! Cowan with a Dragon Suplex.. 1...2...3!!
Winners by pin fall: Ross Cowan and Catalyst
Time: 37:31
Audience (Strong Style): 85%
8. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Team Violence vs. SPUNK & Asian Penguin
Lee’s going to start us off with World Champ Asian Penguin. For about the first 1:30, they trade ToS. That’s boring, so I’ll skin through it. Most were stalemated, AP won like two and followed both times with legdrops. Lee has a move attempt blocked, but then hits a pair of snapmares, followed by a boot. He goes for a body slam, but AP floats over and counters with one of his own. Piledriver, connects surprisingly, only three minutes in. AP taunts Prodigy, who swipes for him but misses. Oooh, AP walks into a low blow! Facecrusher by Lee. Lee makes the tag to Prodigy as Spunk comes in untagged. Lee goes over to the S^3 corner, but gets a TenKoji Cuttah! Spunk turns right into a big boot from Prod that sends him over the top, but AP comes from behind with a twisted backdrop. Lee rolls out to the floor, and AP hits a windpipe chop rush before tagging in Spunk. Prodigy with a kick to the gut, and a double ax handle blow. Big body slam, but Spunk retaliates in kind. STF applied, and oh by the way, the F is for FUCKING. Lee’s in to break it up, but here comes AP. Lee gets BURNINATED! Trogdor would be so proud… Double team fought off by Prodigy, schmidt backbreaker on AP. High angle german by Spunk, 1…2…Lee breaks it up! Holmes has quickly lost all control of this match and it might as well be tornado rules. Spunk Shot on Prodigy! Gimmick Buster on AP! Lee and Spunk lock up, belly to belly by Spunk. He makes the cover on Prodigy…1…2…kickout! Side headlock by Spunk, Prod pushes him into the ropes, blind tag made by AP. Spunk thrown into the ropes but stops short, pointing over Prodigy’s shoulder. Too late. Orange crush on Prodigy! Spunk blocks Lee! 1…2…Prodigy kicks out again! AP up, sending Lee bouncing outside with a Burninating Hammer! Prodigy’s up, and Spunk gets the Prodigy Bomb! Meanwhile on the outside, AP lets Lee feel the ‘crete bald head first with another orange crush! Prodigy is digging into Spunk with the fork, but AP comes from behind with a low drop kick. He holds Prodigy up for a springboard dropkick, and then makes the tag to become the legal man. He goes for the Burninating Glacial Divider, but Prodigy ducks and throws him straight over the top rope with a throwing German. He makes the tag to Lee, then they jump down to the floor. Spunk’s coming to make the save, but is too late…double powerbomb on the floor for AP! He gets there late, and fights off his own Team Violence double team. He’s got Prodigy up, high angle powerbomb! Lee grabs AP…H Edge! Spunk grabs Lee and sends him into the ring, but gets planted with a Gimmick Buster! Lee goes up top…diving elbow drop right in the heart. He makes the cover, 1…2…3!....4…5…6…7…uh… too bad Spunk isn’t the legal man huh? AP and Prodigy both slow to get up…Throwing German on Prod…he went right underneath the ring! Lee is right on top of AP, taking him out with the bulldog, but Spunk is able to sneak in, STD!!! He pulls AP on top, 1…2…HOLY SHIT!! He kicked out! Crazy. AP makes the tag, and holds Lee in place for a half-dose of the Alien Bukkake Spray. Spunk nails the Spunk Shot, that’s gotta be it, 1…2…wait!! Prodigy is back from the dead! He pulls Spunk off and drags Lee to the TV corner…tag! Prodigy comes in! Lariatooooooo on Spunk! Lariatooooooo on AP! Jumping DDT on Spunk! Prodigy Bomb! 1…2…AP breaks it up! High angle powerbomb by Spunk! 1…2…broken up by Lee! Another, but with the same results! AP runs in, and lariats Lee right over the top! STF!!! F IS FOR F-U-C-K-I-N-G!!!! Prodigy has no choice. He taps!
Winners by submission: S^3
Time: 32:52
Audience (Strong Style): 91%
the members of S^3, bloody and tired celebrate their win over Team Violence heartily, and the the lights go out again...
[Matt H]: AHHHH! I’M SCARED OF THE DARK!!!
[Jay]: ME TOO!!!
Slightly being able to hear the sound of Spunk's voice going "S**t... who f**kin..." *THWACK!... THUD!*... Spunk's voice cuts out short...
[AP]: Spunk? You still ther...
THWACK!.... thud.... Asian Penguins voice cuts out..
[Prodigy]: Nah-uh! Not this time you masked Freak!! No f**king WA..
THWACK!! ... thud... CLICK, BLAM!
CLICK, BLAM!
CLICK, BLAM!
CLICK, BLAM!
CLICK, BLAM!
[Brian Lee]: Uh-oh... aawwhhh.. shi...
TWACK!!TWANG(rope bouncy sound..)SMACK!!!..... a few seconds later the lights come on... all four people are down and out seemingly.. Brian Lee is on the floor outside the ring... and the rest are all down in the ring, bleeding. Prodigy seems to have uumm... a few... staples.. in him... well.. his head.. ANYWAY! The only evidence of who was in the ring is a DISGUSTINGLY bent chair... and a staple gun... and I think we all know who it was... fade to black..
[Fade]
We open to the outside of Generic Large Arena in (Town Name Goes Here). Rise by Disturbed blares ever-closer as a gold-colored car of some sort - a KIA Sephia if what I'm thinking it is is correct - charges on-screen. It pulls up alongside a black Aston-Martin and parks. The music dies abruptly, the car shuts off, and a tall man with brown hair, wearing workout pants and a leather jacket and smoking a cigar steps out. He pops the trunk and shuts his door, walking around to collect his duffle bag, shifting the cigar around slightly in his mouth. He closes his trunk and begins walking toward the building. He enters, blatantly ignoring a "No Smoking Beyond This Point" sign and walks through the arena, gingerly puffing on the cigar. After a couple moments, following only his instincts, he comes upon the entrance ramp for Wednesday Night Inferno, still under construction. He looks around the mostly empty arena, takes a drag from the cigar, reaches up and removes it from his mouth, and exhales the smoke.
[Man:] So, this is the C-CWA, huh?
The man shifts uneasily for a moment before turning around, walking out of the arena proper.
[Man:] What in the hell were they thinking?
As he walks through the entrance gate, he pitches the cigar off to his right.
Take It Off hits the speakers, and out comes the last ever M-DWF Woman’s Champion Jo Ryder! ….Accompanied by who appears to be Holly Wood….in a…dog suit? Hm…complete with leash, being lead by Jo. Heh…she looks like a big Cocker Spaniel. I can only imagine what people are gonna say about this one. And now Jo is tying Holly’s leash to the ring post. Guess better safe than sorry. Wouldn’t want her running off or anything. Jo slides in the ring, and we’re ready to go.
1. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Jo Ryder vs. Michiko Kuroda
Jo starts the match off with a fireman’s carry, but Kuroda lands on her feet and takes Jo down with a drop toehold. ToS, Ryder gets the advantage and bends Michiko over backwards. But Kuroda doesn’t go down, she arches her back and fights back to her feet. She actually gains the advantage now and hits another drop toehold. Whip to the ropes, Jo just avoids the Hyper Visual Knee! Holy crap that was early! Kuroda hits a stiff palm blow, but Jo trades shots with a windpipe chop. Open hand jab…windpipe chop. Sweep Kick attempt by Kuroda but Jo hops over it, then misses a high axe kick. Snap Suplex attempt, countered into a fujiwara armbar by Michiko. W. arm lock suplex, followed up by a side roll body press in the ropes. Jo right back up, snap suplex! And another! Now one by Kuroda! Arm Lock! Jo wriggles her way free quickly, but Kuroda is right back on her with a another armlock! Jo rolls through and gets her and Kuroda to their feet. Jo goes for the Ryder Slam, but Michiko floats over…victor cross armlock! Well, at least she’s got determination. Jo is in pain, but she refuses to tap out! Kuroda pulls with all she’s got, but Jo still manages to get her foot on the ropes for the break. Kuroda goes for yet another flying cross armlock, but Jo counters and hits a release German! Russian Leg Sweep! Several more snap suplexes! RYDER SLAM over the top rope and to the floor! Jo collapses and tries to catch her breath, as does Kuroda on the outside. Jo finally pulls her back in, going for another German, but Kuroda rolls through into…you guessed it! ARM LOCK! She doesn’t hold on though, waiting for Ryder to get up. Hyper Visual Knee! She goes up top, side roll body press! 1…2…3!
Winner by pin fall: Michiko Kuroda
Time: 16:35
Audience (Strong Style): 85%
2. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Veronica & Cate Archer vs. The Sisterhood
Bunny and Veronica start things off as Bunny whips Veronica and sets up a back body drop.. Veronica slides through and kicks Bunny in her exposed panties, my god.. Where is Muka when you need him? Slam by Veronica sends Bunny to the outside. Bunny dashes right back in and charges at Veronica.. Veronica nails her with a knee taking her down. She follows with a leg drop to the back of the head. Veronica gets up and Countdown reaches over the ropes and pulls her by her hair sending her onto her back.. Bunny reaches out and gets the tag. Double brainbuster on Veronica as the ref holds Cate back. Leg drop by Countdown as they set up for another brainbuster.. Veronica falls onto her back DDT'ing both of them! She scurries to the corner and makes the tag to Archer! Archer does a roll through, Misawa-style Camel clutch on Countdown as Veronica bounces off the ropes.. My god.. DROPKICK! Archer lets go and drops an elbow to the back of the head. Countdown back to her feet and snapmares Archer down and puts on a trampling clutch. She lets go to trash talk to Veronica but turns around to a crossbody! Doesn't even get a 1. Countdown scrambles to her feet and hits a snapmare/leg drop combo on Archer. She picks up Archer's leg for a dragon screw.. Archer is hopping, ENZUIGURI! Count down looks frustrated, and follows up with a few tackles, followed by a spin kick. Ippionzei on Archer, followed right after by the trampling clutch again. Veronica! Veronica storms in to break the hold! Swing neck breaker by Archer, Veronica picks up Countdown, double brainbuster! Bunny is in now! Bunny fights Veronica back to her corner as the ref escorts her back to her own. Archer makes the tag to Veronica, Bunny gets tagged in as well! Octopus hold by Veronica on Bunny! She lets go.. Swinging neckbreakahhh.. Countdown fights Archer off and kicks Veronica taking her down. Bunny with a belly to belly on Veronica as Countdown and Archer make their way back to their corners. Stretch Plumahhhhh.. Veronica fights her way to the ropes quickly. But that doesn't stop Archer from coming in.. Double brainbuster on Bunny sends her to the outside.. Countdown hops into the ring and stops them from persuing.. Bunny back in now, belly to belly on Veronica. Mah Gawd, Veronica gets right back up, BUTTERFLY LOCK! Bunny won't tap.. Countdown breaks the hold. DDT by Bunny, as Archer nails an enzuiguri on Countdown. Bulldog by Bunny on Veronica. She tosses Veronica into the corner.. Veronica ducks an elbow, Veronica sets her up on the top.. BRAINNNNNNNNBUSTAHHHHH!! Avalanche style! Backdrop holdddddooo!! 1...2... Countdown rushes in to break the hold. Urnage by Countdown on Veronica! Countdown.. ZERO KICK!! She leaves the ring satisfied as she cheers for Bunny to get up and make the tag. Bunny gets up.. And tags in Countdown! Double brainbuster on Veronica! Another! Veronica right back up and dives to make the tag to Archer. Double dropkick on Archer.. Ippionzei by Countdown now. Rock Bottom on Archer. Veronica is in now.. Countdown is holding Veronica for Bunny.. But wait, Archer pops up and nails an enzui on her! Archer kicks Bunny out of the ring but turns around, boom, running DDT! She appeals to the fans as they boo.. She shakes her head and turns around, SCREW KICK~!!! Running Crossbody on Countdown.. 1...2.. NO! Countdown gets up slowly.. Veronica up top.. Archer on the apron.. DOUBLE BODY PRESS ON COUNTDOWN!! Bunny comes in and levels Veronica.. Archer with a backflip kick on Countdown! Then on Bunny! Screw kick on Countdown.. Bunny is back up, sets up a brainbuster, Archer reverses it, sending her to the outside! Springboard cross body on Countdown! She gets back up, ENZUIGURI! La Magistral! 1... Bunny makes the save.. Veronica comes in and kicks Bunny taking her down.. Archer up top.. FireBird Splash on Bunny! Bunny rolls out of the ring holding her back.. Countdown gets up.. DOUBLE ENZUIGURI ON COUNTDOWN! She rolls slowly to her corner as Veronica tries to catch her, Bunny comes in and dropkicks her.. Bunny hops back to the corner and gets the tag! Double dropkick on Archer! Double dropkick on Veronica! Double brainbuster on Archer! Roll up by Bunny.. Countdown is holding back Veronica.. 1...2... NO! Belly to belly by Bunny on Archer. Pin.. 1...2.. NO! Wait, Veronica and Countdown are duking it out.. Backflip kick on Bunny.. PINNNNNn.. 1...2.. NO! Double brainbuster on Archer.. Russian Leg sweep on Archer.. Stretch Plummm.. No, Veronica breaks it! Bunny sets up the bulldog.. Wait, Backdrop! OMG! ARCHER'S EDGE! BLADE KICK! She goes for the pin, Countdown is there to break it.. OMG! THE COM-PLEX! 1..2... 3!!! ITS OVER!
Winner by pin fall: The Sisterhood
Time: 30:09
Audience (Strong Style): 97%
3. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Red Tornado & Cole Meadowlark vs. Juan Leche & Dink
Red and Juan begin the match. The start off fairly slow trying to feel each other out. Nothing more then a series of arm whips from the two. Juan pretty is controlling the pace of the match which forces Red to tag out to Cole. Cole and Red double dropkick Juan back into his corner where he tags in Dink. Dink and Juan double Suplex Cole and Dink covers… only for a 1 count. Dink catches Cole with an OMG TW15T 0f FAYTE! Dink to the top… OMG W@NTON already! Red comes into help… he kicks dink in the stomach and DDT’s him, Cole crawls over to make the tag. Juan comes running in for no reason and knocks Cole to the outside… HOLY CRAP LE QUABRADA! Inside Dink hits a Dinkinoku Driver…1…2…NO!!! Juan back inside, the Double dropkick Red into their corner… Juan up top.. W@NTON! Dink up top… W@NTON!!! Red back up top… LECHE SPLASH… AGAIN… AGAIN!!! I’ve never seen that before. Juan taunts to the crowd and doesn’t notce Red crawling over to make the tag to Cole. Cole gets his ass kicked by Dink and Juan, someone please end this match soon… LECHERO FALL!! Cole backflips out of 2 German’s right in a row! Cole hits a Hawaiian Smasher… cover… 1…2…Dink, why must you torture me? Another Lechero Fall… he’s almost as bad as Crimson… doesn’t anyone in this match have a submission hold?!?!? Juan hits a Springboard Kneelkick… he rolls up Cole…1…2…3!!!
Winner by pin fall: Juan Leche & Dink
Time: 28:56
Audience (Strong Style): 65%
4. <<<#1 Contender: Death Match Championship>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Powersurge vs. Chapel
The cage lowers and both men grapple in mid ring, Chapel takes him down with the takedown, PS fires back now with the headbutt, Chapel looks to whip him to the cage but PS puts on the breaks. Chapel hammers him down with the hammer blow, Karelin lift on PS. Chapel picks him back up to his feet and plants him with the DDT. Here comes the sickle! No! PS is able to get the hands up to block it. PS looks to whip Chapel into the cage, Chapel puts on the breaks, arm drag now by PS followed up with some mount punches. PS still in control, hammer blow to the back of the neck, he looks to whip him into the cage but Chapel reverse it sending PS crashing to the electrified cage. PS bounces off and Chapel hits the release German suplex, quick cover… 1… 2… kick out! PS comes back now; stalling suplex finds its mark, Chapel now whipped into the cage! PS locks in the stretch muffler hold now, Chapel is screaming in pain but wont give it up. Chapel takes out the sickle and gashes PS’s ankle. Chapel now mounts PS and takes the sickle to the scalp causing the blood to flow down the face of PS. Chapel now from behind, full nelson slam, cover… 1… 2… kick out! PS starts mounting some more offence, knee smash by PS, Chapel gets back up to his feet, right hook, left hook! Chapel stumbles back in, wild bomb with the cover… 1… 2… BOOM! The ring explodes! Smoke clears and PS and Chapel slowly make it back up to their feet, DVD by Chapel! The cover now… 1… 2… kick out! Chapel now follows up with the headbutts, PS is able to block the last and lock in the torture rack! Chapel refuses to give up and PS drops him to the mat. PS picks him back up, dynamite punch rush! PS from behind now, WICKED POWERSLAM! He drops down for the cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Powersurge
Time: 22:58
Audience (Hardcore Style): 83%
As we return from commercial, we see that the arena is pitch black. An odd, unfamiliar sound echoes throughout, as a barely-audible chant creeps in the background. A cymbal being hit is heard, and as a guitar chord hits, the entrance ramp comes to life. The Cowan-Tron does its thing, and a solitary spotlight highlights a tall man in "street clothes" on his way to the ring as Dope's No Chance blares over the PA.
[Cross:] Is that... Gene Starr?
[DeMarco:] Sure. Why not? The rest of the M-DWF gang's all here.
Starr rolls into the ring and calls for a mic. He cuts his hand across his throat, and the music fades out as the lighting returns to the arena. Starr stands in the middle of the ring, waiting for the mixed crowd reaction to die down a bit before he begins. After a few moments, they finally do, and Gene seizes the opportunity.
[Gene:] Some of you know me. Some of you don't. For those who don't, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Gene Starr.
The crowd stirs, and Gene takes a moment before he begins again.
[Gene:] Now, I want to get one thing perfectly clear; I'm not here tonight to do what I should, which would be to challenge Asian Penguin to a World Heavyweight Championship match to get my little payback from Collision.
The crowd explodes, and Gene rides it out until they calm down again.
[Gene:] No, no. You see, I'm simply here tonight to establish something; disrespect to me, to my damned wrestling federation, or to anyone connected with it, will not be tolerated by myself. So, I am here, right now, to rectify something said on Inferno two weeks ago. Mr. Cross, Mr. DeMarco, would you please join me in the ring?
[Cross:] Did he... just?
[DeMarco:] Yes. What did you do?
[Cross:] Me? I just work here!
Gene impatiently taps his foot, staring at the two announcers.
[Gene:] I'm sorry, guys. You must have mistaken that for a request. I was telling you to join me in the ring. And the quicker, the better.
Cross and DeMarco remove their headsets and reluctantly enter the ring. They're both handed microphones, and they stand in the ring, dwarfed by Starr.
[Gene:] Now, this is going to be quick and easy, as long as you two play along.
Gene reaches into his right pocket and produces a small tape recorder.
[Gene:] Crude, I know. But, nevertheless effective. Now, all I want is, for one of you two to explain and accept responsibility for this;
Gene puts his mic to the tape recorder, and a click is heard as he presses the large "play" button.
[Voice 1:] ...he limit at Collision!
[Voice 2:] Oh, NOW it starts; the M-DWF rejects making their way to the C-CWA.
[Voice 3:] Cut The--
Gene clicks "stop", and pulls the mic back up. He takes a quick glance at Cross and DeMarco, and they both look like they're about to relieve themselves in the middle of the ring.
[Gene:] Now, let me replay this for anyone who missed it.
Gene rewinds a moment, puts the mic back near the speaker, and hits "play" again.
[Voice 1:] ...vil pushed him to the limit at Collision!
[Voice 2:] Oh, NOW it starts; the M-DWF rejects making their way to the C-CWA.
[Voice 3:] Cut The Ma--
Gene clicks "stop" again, stares at the tape recorder, and then pockets it. He looks at the announcers, and brings the mic back up.
[Gene:] So? Which one of you made that little comment about "M-DWF rejects"?
Both Cross and DeMarco stand frozen, like deer in headlights. After a moment, Gene again brings his mic up and sighs heavily.
[Gene:] Well, so much for doing this the M-DWF - or, "smart" - way.
The crowd boos, and Gene's lips upturn slightly.
[Gene:] Now boys, this can go one of two ways. Either one of your quickly speaks up and accepts responsibility for that remark and it's consequences, or you let me get impatient and I just beat the hell out of you both. Sound like a plan?
Cross brings his mic up, and DeMarco looks like, well, he needs a change of undergarments.
[Cross:] It was DeMarco.
Gene smiles.
[Gene:] See? Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?
Cross shakes his head, and from nowhere, Gene nails DeMarco with a Vagabond Kick! Cross freaks out, and runs for the ropes, but Gene is up and reaches out, grabbing Cross by his shirt. Gene pulls him in, shakes his head, and Irish whips him to the ropes, hitting him with the Outlaw's Edge on his way back! Gene hops back up and grabs his mic.
[Gene:] Too bad for you poor bastards that your time was up. And as for you, C-CWA, your time is up, too. I don't know what my old bosses were thinking about with this merger bullshit, but I'll be damned if I'm going to take crap from any little mealy-mouthed bastards, just because a couple guys decided that they didn't wanna play federation duel anymore.
A shout is heard over the PA, and Droppin' Plates hits. Dante Black, the People's F'n Champ, enters the arena, but gets stopped short.
[Gene:] Oh, gawd. Cut the damned music.
Droppin' Plates comes to an abrupt end, and Dante looks, well, rather cross.
[Gene:] Now, Dante, we've known each other for a long time, right?
Dante nods in agreement.
[Gene:] So, before you even start, let me take care of the garbage here so that, when what happens, happens, we don't risk hurting ourselves on one of these useless carcasses, okay?
Dante shrugs his shoulders, and Gene picks the unconscious bodies of Cross and DeMarco up and tosses them out of the ring. Once done, Gene dusts his hands off and retrieves his mic.
[Gene:] Go ahead. Oh, and don't mind me if I take the occasional glance behind me, or to my side. I know ya like a brother, and I don't trust you as far as I could throw Apocalypse.
Dante paces back and forth a little, then suddenly stops and grins from ear to ear.
[Dante]: HEY!
Gene looks a little confused by Dante's cheery greeting.
[Dante]: How ya been Geno? I was starting to think you weren't gonna make the jump with us...
Gene starts to respond, but Dante cuts him off.
[Dante]: I mean, this is great. Here I was, thinking that I wasn't going to have anything to do tonight, then outta nowhere they practically gift wrap my favourite jackass for me! And sure, it'd be easy for me to go off on one of those rants about how you shouldn't have just shitkicked those poor guys, then you could come back with some witty one-liners. But that would be so cliché... so I'm thinking it would just be easier for the both of us if I just come down there and kick your ass right now.
Gene smiles and the crowd is goin' nuts.
[Gene:] Well, good. I'm glad to know that you're finally comfortable enough with where we stand that you don't have to start flinging insults and catchphrases left and right.
Dante laughs, and charges the ring. He slides in, and the two trade hits for a moment before refs and security guys start crowding the ring. The two are broken up, taken to opposite sides of the ring. After a moment, Gene breaks free, charges Dante, and leaps, smashing Dante into the turnbuckle, and the two begin trading hits again until they're pulled apart again. The officials force Gene out of the ring, pushing him up the entrance ramp. Dante breaks free of his restraints, bounces off the ropes and flies, crashing into Gene and a few refs. Dante starts beating on Gene's head, but gets pulled off. Gene gets up, holding his jaw, and charges Dante again, crashing him down and beating him in the head. After a moment, Gene finds himself again being pulled off by various referees and security guards. The rest quickly restrain Dante, and Gene gets forced up the entrance ramp, talking trash back and forth to Dante. As we fade to commercial again, Matt H and Jay come down to the ring to announce the rest of the show.
5. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
JC Storm w/Da Grinch vs. Abdula Tonga w/Jacob Tonga
Both men circle each other in the opening seconds of the match, Storm is able to score a couple knees to the gut followed by the knuckle arrow, Strom charges in and Abdula takes him down with the drop toehold. Strom tires to charge in again but Abdula takes him down again, bow and arrow backbreaker now applied, Storm is able to break the hold by reaching the ropes. Abdula and Storm lock up in the collar and elbow tie up, lifting takedown by Storm, Abdula back in and Storm takes him down with the jumping brainbuster sending him outside. Abdula mounts the comeback outside by hitting some knees to the gut followed by a whip to the guardrails. Abdula applies the twisted chokehold on the outside; Grinch is there to break it up. Jacob chases Grinch away while Abdula rolls Storm back in the ring. Whip to the corner now, Abdula follows it up with the jumping hip butt, cover… 1… kick out! Abdula whips Storm to the ropes, misses the spear, Storm picks him up to his feet, blockbuster hold… 1… 2… kick out! Storm now whips Abdula to the corner and follows it up with the monkey flip. Storm gives the crowd a little crotch chop before picking Abdula back up to his feet, overhead belly-to-belly suplex by Storm, Abdula back up to his feet, rolling sole butt by Storm, cover… 1… 2… kick out! Both men back up to their feet, Hawaiian Smasher out of nowhere on Storm! Couto starts the mandatory 10 count, both men back up to their feet by the count of 8, Abdula bounces off the ropes with the low dropkick to Storm, moonsault pin… 1… 2… kick out! Abdula now sprints up to the top rope, shooting star press! Cover… 1… 2… kick out! Storm just won’t stay down and Abdula is a little frustrated. Both men now jockey for position, Storm hits the kick to the gut, GRAVITY BOMB! The cover… 1… 2… save by Jacob! Grinch slides in now and we got a four man brawl on out hands, Abdula and Grinch lock up, sole butt combo on Grinch, on the other side of the ring Storm hits Jacob with the rolling sole butt sending him to the outside, Grinch planches to the outside to attack Jacob. Storm looks over to the outside as Abdula comes from behind, Delfin Special 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Abdula Tonga
Time: 14:12
Audience (Strong Style): 88%
6. <<<Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Burez)
Sykopath vs. Jonny Park
The match starts off, with the two circling, Syko being especially dark and brooding, mouth closed, eyes focused. Park plays along, and then moves in looking to the crowd in a confident way…then turning back and getting a faceful of Red Mist! Sykopath goes to work, launching punches and kicks, and the occasional drop toehold. Park launches offence occasionally, but Syko’s in the right mindset at the moment, seeming to have predicted Jonny’s pride and ego affecting his better judgment. Jonny recovers with an eyepoke and a tackle, however. He takes a mount, but Syko rolls him over and starts with a guard position punch. Jonny kicks him off, then nails a groin shot to Syko, standing up, and hitting a Swoop backdrop. He goes for another but gets a swift leg spin. They stand up…gut kick, PEACE Crusher by Park! Park goes for a pin, hooking the leg, and gets a two. He stands up…DOCTOR BOMB!! One! Two! Thr-no! Syko now standing up…Jester’s Noose! Mysterious sleeper by Park, followed by a stand up…suplex attempt…Park reverses, and hits the Fisherman Buster! Syko gets back up, and nails three headbuts, followed by the Dead Rose Petals…waits for Park to get up…Misslekick from the top rope! Sykopath signals! Park stands…END TO SANITY!! One! Two! Thre-NO!! Damn, there’s a first for Mistah Burez. He stands Park up…GRACE AND BEAUTY OF UTTER ANNIHILATION!! Hoo boy, that’s a long ‘un. Park is obviously dazed, standing up, Sykopath waiting for him…he yanks out a move from his old arsenal, the Praying Powerbomb! One! Two! Three! Syko stands up, and taunts, leaving the ring, “Stem” blaring over the sound system.
Winner via pin fall: Sykopath
Time: 14:40
Audience (Hardcore Style): 76%
for some odd reason.... Sykopath stops midramp and turns around. The crowd gives one ominous "oooooooohhhhh" as Syko shakes his head and makes his way back down the ramp. He slides in the ring and helps Johnny too his feet. He dusts Park off and raises his hand. The crowd then gives the ever-famous "aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwhh" bullsh*t that they feel is necessary in this case. Sykopath and Johnny walk side by side to the ropes. Reaching the Ropes, Syko motions for Park to exit first... and as Park starts to leave Sykopath's smile turns into a stern look and his eyes widen as his pupils narrow to tiny dots. He suddenly grabs Park by the neck, spins him around and..
[Matt H]: GRACE AND BEAUTY OF UTTER ANNIHILATION AND PARK FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE JUST LIKE ME ON EVERY MATCH I EVER HAD!!!
[Jay]: OH MY GOD I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!!!
Syko looks at the fallen Park... steps out of the ring, steps over Park and walks back up the ramp and says "I told you not to f**k with me..." and Oh wow look... another match! Medics... someone call medics...
7. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Dante Black & T-Bone vs. Catalyst & Ross Cowan
Catalyst jumps right in with some kness to the stomach, followed by an elbow to the knees. Dante responds snapping his leg down with a dragon screw.. Catalyst comes back with one of his own. Dante comes back with a drop toe hold followed by a leg drop. Catalyst with an arm whip, omg.. Standing Heel hold! Dante kicks him off quickly. DDT by Dante.. Cat replies with some knees and quickly makes the tag to RAGIN' ROSS! Dragon screw by Catalyst.. Elbow drop by Ross. Ross whips him.. Belly to belly Kanemoto style! Dante right back up, and rolls to his corner and tags in BONE. Bone with a European uppercut! MAH GAWD!! KASHIN WOULD LOVE THIS! Dragon screw by Dante, leg twist by Bone. European Uppercut by Bone. Ross back up.. OMG! Setting up the Cowan Special on Dante.. KNEEEELLL KEEECKKKKKKk by Bone. Ippionzi by Bone. Cowan right back with a slam that sends Bone over the ropes. Boner ight back in and hits a Ippionzei. Cowan! Mah Gawd Cowan with a belly to belly whip. Fireman's carry slam! High speed dragon screw on Cowan... BUTCHER BOMB! Catalyst is right there to break it though. But it really doesn't matter, T-Bone is cleaning up here. European Uppercuts with the natural flair of Mr Problem and Omori here. Sharpshooter by Bone.. But Catalyst breaks it.. Emerald Froision by Bone on Cowan now.. Ouch. OMG! EXPLODAH '98! COWAN SPECIAL! HOLY CRAP! 1..2.. Dante breaks it! The match has gone to hell now as all 4 men are battling it out. Tag is made to DanteBlack now as Cowan is softened up.. Fall Away slam hold.. 1..2.. Catalyst breaks it. Dragon Suplex whip on Cowan. Cowan right back up.. Sole butt! Moonsault by Cowan, but he misses! Cradle Piledriver by Dante! Sharpshooter! Cowan fights his way to the ropes.. Holy headdrops Batman, Chickenwing suplex by Dante! Catalyst is in to fight off T-Bone as Dante gets up slowly.. My god, Explodah '98 by Cowan! He locks in the Figure 4.. But Bone is there to break it. Running DDT by Dante.. Japanese Ocean Suplex by Dante.. 2 count only! Blackout! Blackout! Cowan kicks out at 1!!!!!! K-LIFT! K-LIFT! T-Bone comes in and hits a Falcon Arrow on Cowan.. The ref forces him out.. My god.. Both men struggle to their feet.. Cradle Piledriver by Dante! Tenkoji cutter on Cowan! My god! his neck has to be shot! Frog Splash by Dante.. 1...2.. NO! Cowan to his feet.. Dante runs at him, BELLY TO BELLY! Cowan Special!!!! Its in the ropes though! T-Bone is in to kick him off.. Catalyst attacks him.. My god, counter Shawn Capture! Cradle Piledriver by Dante! Dante goes up top for a frog splash.. Misses! Cowan with a Dragon Suplex.. 1...2...3!!
Winners by pin fall: Ross Cowan and Catalyst
Time: 37:31
Audience (Strong Style): 85%
8. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Team Violence vs. SPUNK & Asian Penguin
Lee’s going to start us off with World Champ Asian Penguin. For about the first 1:30, they trade ToS. That’s boring, so I’ll skin through it. Most were stalemated, AP won like two and followed both times with legdrops. Lee has a move attempt blocked, but then hits a pair of snapmares, followed by a boot. He goes for a body slam, but AP floats over and counters with one of his own. Piledriver, connects surprisingly, only three minutes in. AP taunts Prodigy, who swipes for him but misses. Oooh, AP walks into a low blow! Facecrusher by Lee. Lee makes the tag to Prodigy as Spunk comes in untagged. Lee goes over to the S^3 corner, but gets a TenKoji Cuttah! Spunk turns right into a big boot from Prod that sends him over the top, but AP comes from behind with a twisted backdrop. Lee rolls out to the floor, and AP hits a windpipe chop rush before tagging in Spunk. Prodigy with a kick to the gut, and a double ax handle blow. Big body slam, but Spunk retaliates in kind. STF applied, and oh by the way, the F is for FUCKING. Lee’s in to break it up, but here comes AP. Lee gets BURNINATED! Trogdor would be so proud… Double team fought off by Prodigy, schmidt backbreaker on AP. High angle german by Spunk, 1…2…Lee breaks it up! Holmes has quickly lost all control of this match and it might as well be tornado rules. Spunk Shot on Prodigy! Gimmick Buster on AP! Lee and Spunk lock up, belly to belly by Spunk. He makes the cover on Prodigy…1…2…kickout! Side headlock by Spunk, Prod pushes him into the ropes, blind tag made by AP. Spunk thrown into the ropes but stops short, pointing over Prodigy’s shoulder. Too late. Orange crush on Prodigy! Spunk blocks Lee! 1…2…Prodigy kicks out again! AP up, sending Lee bouncing outside with a Burninating Hammer! Prodigy’s up, and Spunk gets the Prodigy Bomb! Meanwhile on the outside, AP lets Lee feel the ‘crete bald head first with another orange crush! Prodigy is digging into Spunk with the fork, but AP comes from behind with a low drop kick. He holds Prodigy up for a springboard dropkick, and then makes the tag to become the legal man. He goes for the Burninating Glacial Divider, but Prodigy ducks and throws him straight over the top rope with a throwing German. He makes the tag to Lee, then they jump down to the floor. Spunk’s coming to make the save, but is too late…double powerbomb on the floor for AP! He gets there late, and fights off his own Team Violence double team. He’s got Prodigy up, high angle powerbomb! Lee grabs AP…H Edge! Spunk grabs Lee and sends him into the ring, but gets planted with a Gimmick Buster! Lee goes up top…diving elbow drop right in the heart. He makes the cover, 1…2…3!....4…5…6…7…uh… too bad Spunk isn’t the legal man huh? AP and Prodigy both slow to get up…Throwing German on Prod…he went right underneath the ring! Lee is right on top of AP, taking him out with the bulldog, but Spunk is able to sneak in, STD!!! He pulls AP on top, 1…2…HOLY SHIT!! He kicked out! Crazy. AP makes the tag, and holds Lee in place for a half-dose of the Alien Bukkake Spray. Spunk nails the Spunk Shot, that’s gotta be it, 1…2…wait!! Prodigy is back from the dead! He pulls Spunk off and drags Lee to the TV corner…tag! Prodigy comes in! Lariatooooooo on Spunk! Lariatooooooo on AP! Jumping DDT on Spunk! Prodigy Bomb! 1…2…AP breaks it up! High angle powerbomb by Spunk! 1…2…broken up by Lee! Another, but with the same results! AP runs in, and lariats Lee right over the top! STF!!! F IS FOR F-U-C-K-I-N-G!!!! Prodigy has no choice. He taps!
Winners by submission: S^3
Time: 32:52
Audience (Strong Style): 91%
the members of S^3, bloody and tired celebrate their win over Team Violence heartily, and the the lights go out again...
[Matt H]: AHHHH! I’M SCARED OF THE DARK!!!
[Jay]: ME TOO!!!
Slightly being able to hear the sound of Spunk's voice going "S**t... who f**kin..." *THWACK!... THUD!*... Spunk's voice cuts out short...
[AP]: Spunk? You still ther...
THWACK!.... thud.... Asian Penguins voice cuts out..
[Prodigy]: Nah-uh! Not this time you masked Freak!! No f**king WA..
THWACK!! ... thud... CLICK, BLAM!
CLICK, BLAM!
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CLICK, BLAM!
[Brian Lee]: Uh-oh... aawwhhh.. shi...
TWACK!!TWANG(rope bouncy sound..)SMACK!!!..... a few seconds later the lights come on... all four people are down and out seemingly.. Brian Lee is on the floor outside the ring... and the rest are all down in the ring, bleeding. Prodigy seems to have uumm... a few... staples.. in him... well.. his head.. ANYWAY! The only evidence of who was in the ring is a DISGUSTINGLY bent chair... and a staple gun... and I think we all know who it was... fade to black..
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