Post by CyberTranz on Sept 21, 2009 21:00:12 GMT -6
1. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: John Homles)
Cate Archer & Red Tornado vs. Veronica & Dink
The guys start us off, and not really much at all happens for the first two minutes or so. Outta nowhere, Dink connects with a sweet rapid dragon screw. And another! Tornado reverses and irish whip and nails him in the face with a flying elbow smash! He plants another short elbow, but Dink counters with a cyclone whip. Tornado rolls through and makes the tag to Cate! She immeadiately goes for the Blade Wallop, but Dink ducks and sticks his tongue out. But he better be ready to bite it, Tornado Facebuster early as fuck! Cate goes for a knee rush, but Dink catches the leg, dragon screw again. Veronica gets the tag, double dropkick! OMFG~! w@nToN COMPLETELY misses! Cate STILL flops around like she got hit with a city bus though. I swear, just ‘cause he acts like Hardy doesn’t mean people have to sell for it. Wait…spoke to soon, Cate abruptly stops selling and nails an Archer’s Edge on Dink! Veronica comes from behind, back drop hold, but RT is there to break it up at one. He goes for the Tornado Cuttah, but gets shoved right into Dink! Trist of F@yte! Dink Lock 69! Woo 69! Take that n00b! Err, wait…no….PIN! Cate hits Veronica outta nowhere with a high angle german! Dink tries to help, but just falls on Veronica instead. Cate hits Veronica with an Archer’s Edge while Dink spiral bombs RT right to the floor! Veronica’s up top, Cate slams her down with her C.I.A! Cover! Dink flops out onto RT! 1…2…Veronica kicks out! Veronica’s in the mood to no-sell too! Blond Tremor Bomb! 1…2…RT breaks it up! Simultaneous tags! Simultaneous illegal swinging neckbreakers! Dink’s up first…w@nToN! w@nToN 2~! w@nToN 3!!!!111!! Tornado is dead! Dink pins….lmfao….rope break. Holy shitte, prawn hold! Veronica cuts Cate off! 3! Just like that!
Winners by pin fall: Veronica & Dink
Time: 37:31
Audience (Strong Style): 76%
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Powersurge vs. Enigma
The lock up, Enigma works the usual game when you’re vastly undersized….trip and run. It works for a few, but soon PS slows the pace down. Enigma goes for a vertical suplex, but PS easily reverses and dumps him over the top. He follows out, but gets speared into a corner post. He drops an elbow on the thigh, wrenching the ankle, but PS gouges an eye through a hole in the mask. He rolls back into the ring at 14, Enigma quickly follows and gets a right hand to the back of the head. Torture rack’s in the ropes, so PS drops him into a backbreaker. He goes for a powerbomb, but Enigma rolls through and hits a uranage! SYGMA! Machine Suplex! Holy Crap…cover! 1…2…kickout! Oooh, PS looks PO’ed. He sends Enigma to the ropes and nails him with a spear. He tries to get up, but walks right into a Double Deuce! Powerbomb pin! 1…2…so close! He picks him up for another torture rack…no! Enigma floats over and hits back-to-back dragon suplex whips! The cover, 1…2…no! He goes for another SYGMA, but PS counters with the Double Deuce….BURNING HAMMER! Torture rack, and Enigma flails wildly to signify the submission. PS stands over the fallen Enigma and laughs, slowly making his way to the back as Enigma is slow to stand.
Winner by pin fall: Powersurge
Time: 14:16
Audience (Strong Style): 86%
"Faint," by Linkin Park plays over blurred wrestling footage, with a voice over...
[???]: I've done a lot. Period. I'm the Legend Everybody Wants to Be. I can make ANYBODY look better in the ring than they should. And if you think otherwise... then maybe a good ol' fashioned Singapore cane beatdown is in your future.
The music stops, and we return to your regularly scheduled broadcast...
3. <<<2 Out Of 3 Falls>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Cole Meadowlark vs. Juan Leche
Drop toe hold by Cole to start things off.. He follows right up with a stomache crusher on Juan. He stomps on the knee of Juan.. Juan gets up and Cole bounces off the ropes and gives him a low dropkick! Juan back up.. Dragon Screw by Juan.. Another.. Leg stomp, GIANNNNNNNT SWINGGGGGGGGO! Cole gets up and meets the knee of Juan.. High angle crab by Juan on Cole. Arm whip.. Supah stomp. Juan behind.. MISTERIO RANA! Wow.. Cole kicks out before the 1. Juan going for a headlock.. BACKKKKDROP! Juan back up.. Goes for a kick.. Cole catches it.. WAIT! Enzuiguri! Cole back up slowly.. Kneel kick by Juan.. He turns to the crowd and calls out as they cheer him.. YAY! He turns around.. EMERALD FROISION!! WIIIIIICKKKKKKKED implant DDT on Juan.. La magistral cradle.. 1...2.. NO! Cole picks up Juan.. Tiger Mask Rush!! Standing Takayama pin.. 1....2.. Juan gets the shoulder up! Juan back up with a sleepah!! Cole elbows him off though. Cole turns back around - BED OF ROSES BY JUAN!! Juan grabs him from behind.. Ooooh.. Low blow by Cole.. Cole sets it up.. COLLLLEEEEE CUTTAHHHH! 1...2... KICKOUT! Cole goes for the DDT.. Norhtern lights by Juan! Juan runs up the turnbuckle.. LECHE SPLASH! Its in the ropes though.. He picks up Cole and looks back at the fans.. YEAH! DDT BY COLE!! Standing moonsault pin.. 1...2... NO!Cole back up a bit dizzy.. He picks up Jaun for the Michinoku Driver.. Jaun slips over.. BRITISH FALL. HOLY CRAP!! 2 w@nToN b@mBe!!s from Jaun! He throws Cole outside.. SASUKKKKEEEE SPECIAL! Juan seems to have take a brunt of that fall as Cole makes his way back in.. Juan in soon after.. OMG! 13424234th DDT by Cole!! Cole on the apron, and nails the ultra rana! 1..2... NO! Cole going for a Cole Cutter.. Juan Slips over into a reverse DDT!! Juan up top.. LEECHHHEEE SPLASH! 1...2.. ..3!!
Winner of Fall 1 by pin fall: Juan Leche
Time: 21:04
Fall 2 kicks off with a screw kick by Juan on Cole.. LECHE SPLASH!! But Cole is in the ropes. Cole up slowly.. He sets up the DDT.. Norhern lights! OMG! w@nTON! Followed by a foot stomp by Leche. Leche picks up the limp Cole.. COLE EXPLODES OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A LOW DROPKICK! He makes the cover. 1..2... NO! Tiger MAsk rush by Cole.. Cole going for a german.. Leche flips over! SCREW KICK! Both men seem too tired to move here.. Cole up first.. Leche up now.. Leche rushes in at him.. COLE CATCHES HIM! MY GOD! MY GOD! COLE CUTTER! He can't make the cover though.. Leche is pulling himself up in the corner.. LECHEEEE SPLASHHHHH.. WAIT! Cole rolls out of the way! Cole goes for the DDT.. Leche with a norhtern lights.. Leche up top.. Leche splash connects.. 1..2.... 3!
Winner of Fall 2 by pin fall: Juan Leche
Time: 9:13
Audience (Lucha Style): 95%
4. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Dante Black & Ross Cowan vs. The Sharpshooters
Dante and Jacob start things off. Dante with some quick jabs, showing the THUNDER of Tenryu. Jacob himself with some leg trips. Jacob goes for a northern lights, but Dante with a choke on him.. Jacob reaches for the ropes and Dante lets go. Dante with a fireman's carry, then a nut stomp.. OI! Jacob gets up.. DRAGON SCREWWWW. Scorpion Deathlock by Dante now.. Jacob gets to the ropes easily. Slam by Jacob, and he high tails it to the corner. He tags in Abby, Abdula with a body slam.. Jacob with his own Sharpshooter! Cowan just chuckles to himself in the corner and Dante fights out. Dante with a jab/fireman's carry on Abdula as the ref pulls Jacob to the corner. Dragon Screw on Abdula. Followed by a nut stomp. Dante makes the tag to a sleeping Cowan in the corner.. Cowan turns to him and scoffs as he enters the ring. Dante locks in the Scorpion Deathlock, Dante lets go... K-LIFT BY COWAN!! They are now fighting over who will beat up Abdula! Cowan pushes Dante.. SCHWEIN! Dante looks at Cowan with disgust and Cowan stares him down as Abdula scurries to make the tag. The Sharpshooters are showing their years of teamwork here on Cowan as Dante chuckles to himself. Cowan fights back, going for a brainbuster on Jacob, but Jacob reverses into a Wakigatame! Ross breaks out.. K-LIFT! He gets to his feet.. COWAN PLEX! But Dante pulls Jacobs foot to the ropes!? Cowan looks at him in disbelief.. He turns around and catches a punch from Jacob.. EXPLODAH '98! Abdula is in now.. Explodah '98 on him! Abdula rolls to the corner as Ross charges up.. Jacob makes the tag and Abdula gulps. Cowan with a Schwein on Abdula.. He lets him get up.. Wow.. Abdula tags right back out. Cowan takes Abdula outside and Dante comes in to the ring.. He grabs Jacob from behind.. Japanese Ocean Suplex! Cowan and Abdula work their way back in.. Exploder '98 on Abdula! Cowan gets back up.. But Jacob gets him set up for a brainbuster.. Abdula slowly gets up and they both hit it on him! Cowan holds his back and Dante reaches into the ring, slapping him on the back for the tag. Double brainbuster on Jacob! TENKOJI CUTTER ON JACOB! Abdula in now, BRAIINNNNNNBUSTAHHHHH by Dante! Dante with a release dragon on Abdula. Abdula leaves the ring.. Brainbuster on Jacob! Dante up top.. SUPAHHH FRYYYYYYY FROG SPLASH! Cowan comes in and pushes the ref over as Abdula comes in and scratches his head.. Dante hits a cradle piledriver on Jacob and turns to Cowan.. Cowan laughs and goes back to the corner. German suplex by Jacob.. Cowan comes in and just gets on his hands and knees next to Dante "GET UP!" he yells as Abdula comes in to attack Cowan. Dante back to his feet.. CHICKENWING SUPLEX ON JACOB! Cowan goes back to the corner as Abdula goes after Dante.. Dante tosses him outside, he turns around and eats a CAPTURE suplex by Jacob. Jacob up top.. Dante gets up slowly, MISSSSSSLE KEEEECK. Cowan looks agitated now and comes in.. He elbows Jacob from behind, K-LIFT! ANOTHER! Cowan goes back to the corner and is pounding on the turnbuckle.. Dante slithers to the corner and makes the tag.. Cowan puts Jacob on his shoulders and Dante smiles.. He is up top.. DDT!! Dante gets up and celebrates as Cowan pushes him out of the way.. Jacob from behind with a double arm suplex! Dante back to his corner and Cowan with a release northern lights on Jacob.. La magistral cradle by Cowan.. Dante is in now.. And he pulls Cowan off of him! Abdula in now.. HAWAIIAN SMASHA ON DANTE!! Jacob gets Cowan from behind.. Tiger Suplex! 1....2.... NO! Cowan kicks out! Dante and Abdula are fighting it out now.. Cowan goes behing Jacob.. Dragon Suplex! 1...2.... 3!!! Dante drops Abula and looks back at Cowan.. He wipes the sweat off of his face and rolls back into the ring.. Him and Cowan stare down.. But.. Dante raises Cowan's hand!
Winners by pin fall: Dante Black & Ross Cowan
Time: 29:33
Audience (Strong Style): 85%
5. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Chapel vs. Daredevil
Chapel starts off the match by hammering down on DD. Wicked Series of Snap-mares by DD, followed by sleepers to wear Chapel down. I guess that really pissed Chapel off… now he is throwing DD around like a rag doll. Frickin’ back breaker slam… atomic whip… anything a power dude would do to a blind man! Chapel drags DD to center ring… headabutto… headabutto!… Headabutto!!… HEADABUTTO!!! Cover…1…2…NO!~!!! What fight in DD!!! Another headbutt by Chapel… this knocks DD into the corner… Chapel sets him up top… OMG SKY HIGH CHOKE SLAM!!! NO NO NOT THE KARELIN LIFT!!!! My God, DD is dead… but not really! Cover…1…2…OMFG HIS FOOT IS ON THE ROPES~!!! Another Karelin lift!!! There isn’t much DD’s fertile hair can do to save him now… omg he spins behind Chaple… DOUBLE GERMAN…1…2…NO!!! Chapel is angry again and goes back to his orge style tactics. Set up for the disaster piece… DD does a double backflip and spins behind to nail a reverse DDT… Cover…1…2…NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!! DD hits a breaking point… cover…1…2…ROPE BREAK!!! DD with a Small Package… ROPE BREAK! OMG SickLE!!! Okay… enough with the sickle, just pin him already. What do you mean NO? OMG KARELIN LIFT! Surprise Roll up by DD… ROPE BREAK! YES! Chapel up… SKEWER DDT… Cover… NOT IN ROPES!!! 1…..2….3!!! YES!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Daredevil
Time: 18:53
Audience (Strong Style): 56%
6. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
The Swankstaz vs. SPUNK & Catalyst
Spunk and Grinch compliment eachother on their shirts… AND THEN BEGIN TO BRAWL~!! JC takes over for grinch and begins to knee and punch spunk in the face! Spunk fires back with knees and punches to the face… they exchange DEVASTATING drop toe holds (my new finisher) and try to work submissions… but each one is to smart to fall for such childish gags. High angle body slam followed by a Tiger pant kick to the back on spunk… the smack heard round the world lady’s and gentlemen. Motosada is gay. JC makes a WICKED tag to Grinch… the both come in and whip Spunk to the ropes… EL DOUBLA CLOTHESLINE… the pick him up… DOUBLE POWER BOMBAH~! Man girl, spunk might need a back brace after this one. Holy crap… Nicon locks in the walls of Nicon while grinch gives Spunk mini shin kicks to his face… HOW EVIL! Quest makes Nicon release the hold and tells him to go outside… Grinch and JC laugh and pose and spunk dashes over to his corner… HOT TAG TO CATALYST! Catalyst delivers a low drop kick to Grinch’s knee, he picks him up and takes him down with a Dragon Screw… and then he locks in the AABT!!! Look at that form, he must have been taught that move from Asian Penguin, the master of all trades. Grinch gets a rope break… a slap fest ensues in center ring… Cat spins behind grinch… back body drop… no reversed into a cross body block…1…2…NO!!! Cat gets up… LEG FEED ENZIGURI! Cat doesn’t go down… Grinch from behind… BACKA DROPA! Cat goes rolling over to his corner and Tags in SPUNKA! Grinch manhandles both of them, he takes Cat out with a DDT then hits a SHINING ZERO SAN KICK ON SPUNK IN THE CORNER!!! Spunk staggers out of the corner… BURNINATING LARIAT… cover…1…2…CAT MAKES THE SAVE!!!! Grinch rolls over and tags in Pantalones de Tigre! He tells the world to suck his Bozac then nails a BT Bomb…1…2…CAT MAKES THE SAVE!!! Grinch sneaks in the ring… SNEETCH DRIVER ON SPUNK! He picks him back up… BACK DROP GO TO BED! Cat comes over to help… Grinch takes him out with a frickin’ Suess Theory!!! Cat goes rolling out of the ring holding his neck… back inside Spunk begins to take advantage of JC with snap suplex’s and Belly 2 belly suplex’s! And knees to the face, lots of knees to the face. CHONO GUTS POSE!!! CRITICAL! Cover…1…2…NO!!!! Spunk drags JC to the corner… Catalyst up top… OMG METEOR PRESS… JC MOVES!! Poor catalyst L… JC hits a low blow on Spunk then takes him down with an Ippon-Zeoi… Spunk no sells… HIGH ANGLE POWERBOMB…1…2….NO!!!! Holy crap, grinch lifts spunk up… NICON NAILS A DIAMOND CUTTER… JC follows it up with a Screw slam… Grinch intercepts Cat…1…2…….NO!!!!!!!!!!! Spunk makes the tag to Cat… JC tags out to Grinch… JC tosses Spunk outside… OMG SUESS THEORY…1…2….3!!!
Winner by pin fall: The Swankstaz
Time: 33:14
Audience (Strong Style): 86%
7. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Crimson & Sykopath vs. Jonny Park & Prodigy
Crimson and Prodigy start as the legal men, several knuckle arrows from Prodigy, irish whip, Prodigy charges after him and nails a shoulder block, Crimson back onto his feet, high angle body slam, schmidt backbreaker, tag to Park, Park runs at Crimson and hits a spinning elbow, Crimson up onto his feet, cyclone whip, Park lifts Crimson to his feet, Crimson hits several blows to the gut then whips him into the corner with Syko, Syko punches Park in the side of the head a few times then holds him back while Crimson charges towards him and hits a picture-perfect space rolling elbow, tag to Syko, Syko nails a DDT, then an irish whip, ultra rana whip, Park back up, chin crusher then a short arm clothsline from Syko, elbow drop, Park gets in a low blow then a manhattan drop on Syko, whip to the corner, Syko staggers out and gets nailed with a full nelson bomb, peace crusher on Syko, tag to Prodigy, Prodigy hits a piledriver on Syko, mouth claw applied, Crimson gets into the ring and breaks the hold, Prodigy tries a jumping DDT, but Syko counters with a manhattan drop then a chin crusher, Syko sprays the red mist into Prodigy's eyes ..grabs his head...the Grace and Beauty of Utter Annihilation! Crimson tagged in, Crimson nails an STO then kicks Prodigy while he's getting to his feet, Prodigy manages to tag Park in, Crimson Crusher, Park right back up, dazed, Crimson Cutter attempted but Park shoves him to the ropes, he catches him with a kick to the gut, Two Facer! Park pulls Crimson to his feet and tries the Doctor Bomb, but Crimson counters it, Park nailed with an STO, back to his feet..Crimson Cutter connects! cover, Prodigy breaks it up, Syko gets in and brings Prodigy down with the Dead Rose Petals, Crimson locks the Pure Perfection in on Park...he can't make it to the ropes, Park taps out.
Winners by submission: Crimson & Sykopath
Time: 12:12
Audience (Strong Style): 76%
8. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Brian Lee vs. Asian Penguin
Collar and elbow tie up, snapmare from Lee, Penguin rolls through and back up onto his feet, he turns around into an elbow pat, middle kick from Lee, then a whip to the corner, Lee charges in for a double elbow pat but AP ducks, Lee hops up onto the middle turnbuckle instead and springboards off backwards catching AP with a back elbow, Lee gets up and looks for some kind of support from the crowd after that nice move, but he doesn't get any, body slam on Penguin as he gets back up, irish whip from Lee, Penguin holds onto the ropes, Lee charges toward him but gets a boot in the face, several backhand chops from Penguin, snapmare, Lee onto his feet, windpipe chop rush, Lee staggered, Penguin shoots off the ropes and tries the Glacial Divider but Lee ducks it, Penguin continues on and bounces off the other ropes, he hits a running elbow smash this time, sleeper hold applied, Lee manages to fight onto his feet, elbow to the gut, and another, and another, belly to back suplex from Lee, he hits a backbrain kick as Penguin gets to his feet, sweep kick attempted but Penguin hops over it, he can't get out of a stomach crusher though, Lee applies a reverse knee cross, Penguin struggles hard but Lee has it locked in good, Penguin starts to crawl for the ropes, he manages to reach them but Lee won't let go, Scotland starts a DQ count, 1.....2....3....4....Lee releases, Lee attempts a Haiti Edge but gets elbowed off, piledriver from AP, he flips him onto his belly then locks in a Crossface, Lee reaches the ropes, Penguin decides to return the favour from earlier and not let go right away, Scotland counts him out, 1.....2.....3....4...Penguin lets go of the hold, he taunts Lee while he gets up, Penguin NAILS the Penguin Hero Plex, Lee back up, right into a Glacial Divider, cover, 1......2.....kickout, Penguin Arrow attempted but Lee counters with a vertical suplex, Lee nails a bulldogging headlock then a peace crusher 2, Lee hoists AP up for a Sky High Facebuster, he does it right next to the ropes, bringing Penguin's throat down right across the top rope at frightening speed, Penguin stumbles backwards clutching his throat, sweep kick from Lee, Lee hops onto the top and tries the Frog Splash but Penguin rolls out of the way, Lee up to his feet, BURNINATING GLACIAL DIVIDER! cover, 1.....2....LEE KICKS OUT! Penguin hoists Lee up and slaps him in the face, Burning Hammer, cover, Lee manages to get a foot on the ropes, Penguin is starting to get pissed off now, Burninating Glacial Divider attempted, Lee ducks it, reverse DDT, Penguin back up, Gimmick Buster attempt, countered, Lee manages to nail the Haiti Edge, Penguin upagain..Gimmick Buster connects..cover, 1.......2......foot on the ropes! now it's Lee's turn to get pissed off, he tries another one, Penguin counters, Burninating Glacial Divider tried again, ducked, backslide by Lee, Penguin rolls through and tries a piledriver, backdrop from Lee, Penguin lands on his feet, german suplex attempted, Lee hits an elbow to the face then a go behind of his own, another elbow from Penguin, he tries a vertical brainbuster but Lee slips over in mid air, Penguin turns around into a low blow, GIMMICK BUSTER! cover, 1......2.....3!
Winner by pin fall: Brian Lee
Time: 20:11
Audience (Strong Style): 91%
[Fade]
Cate Archer & Red Tornado vs. Veronica & Dink
The guys start us off, and not really much at all happens for the first two minutes or so. Outta nowhere, Dink connects with a sweet rapid dragon screw. And another! Tornado reverses and irish whip and nails him in the face with a flying elbow smash! He plants another short elbow, but Dink counters with a cyclone whip. Tornado rolls through and makes the tag to Cate! She immeadiately goes for the Blade Wallop, but Dink ducks and sticks his tongue out. But he better be ready to bite it, Tornado Facebuster early as fuck! Cate goes for a knee rush, but Dink catches the leg, dragon screw again. Veronica gets the tag, double dropkick! OMFG~! w@nToN COMPLETELY misses! Cate STILL flops around like she got hit with a city bus though. I swear, just ‘cause he acts like Hardy doesn’t mean people have to sell for it. Wait…spoke to soon, Cate abruptly stops selling and nails an Archer’s Edge on Dink! Veronica comes from behind, back drop hold, but RT is there to break it up at one. He goes for the Tornado Cuttah, but gets shoved right into Dink! Trist of F@yte! Dink Lock 69! Woo 69! Take that n00b! Err, wait…no….PIN! Cate hits Veronica outta nowhere with a high angle german! Dink tries to help, but just falls on Veronica instead. Cate hits Veronica with an Archer’s Edge while Dink spiral bombs RT right to the floor! Veronica’s up top, Cate slams her down with her C.I.A! Cover! Dink flops out onto RT! 1…2…Veronica kicks out! Veronica’s in the mood to no-sell too! Blond Tremor Bomb! 1…2…RT breaks it up! Simultaneous tags! Simultaneous illegal swinging neckbreakers! Dink’s up first…w@nToN! w@nToN 2~! w@nToN 3!!!!111!! Tornado is dead! Dink pins….lmfao….rope break. Holy shitte, prawn hold! Veronica cuts Cate off! 3! Just like that!
Winners by pin fall: Veronica & Dink
Time: 37:31
Audience (Strong Style): 76%
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Powersurge vs. Enigma
The lock up, Enigma works the usual game when you’re vastly undersized….trip and run. It works for a few, but soon PS slows the pace down. Enigma goes for a vertical suplex, but PS easily reverses and dumps him over the top. He follows out, but gets speared into a corner post. He drops an elbow on the thigh, wrenching the ankle, but PS gouges an eye through a hole in the mask. He rolls back into the ring at 14, Enigma quickly follows and gets a right hand to the back of the head. Torture rack’s in the ropes, so PS drops him into a backbreaker. He goes for a powerbomb, but Enigma rolls through and hits a uranage! SYGMA! Machine Suplex! Holy Crap…cover! 1…2…kickout! Oooh, PS looks PO’ed. He sends Enigma to the ropes and nails him with a spear. He tries to get up, but walks right into a Double Deuce! Powerbomb pin! 1…2…so close! He picks him up for another torture rack…no! Enigma floats over and hits back-to-back dragon suplex whips! The cover, 1…2…no! He goes for another SYGMA, but PS counters with the Double Deuce….BURNING HAMMER! Torture rack, and Enigma flails wildly to signify the submission. PS stands over the fallen Enigma and laughs, slowly making his way to the back as Enigma is slow to stand.
Winner by pin fall: Powersurge
Time: 14:16
Audience (Strong Style): 86%
"Faint," by Linkin Park plays over blurred wrestling footage, with a voice over...
[???]: I've done a lot. Period. I'm the Legend Everybody Wants to Be. I can make ANYBODY look better in the ring than they should. And if you think otherwise... then maybe a good ol' fashioned Singapore cane beatdown is in your future.
The music stops, and we return to your regularly scheduled broadcast...
3. <<<2 Out Of 3 Falls>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Cole Meadowlark vs. Juan Leche
Drop toe hold by Cole to start things off.. He follows right up with a stomache crusher on Juan. He stomps on the knee of Juan.. Juan gets up and Cole bounces off the ropes and gives him a low dropkick! Juan back up.. Dragon Screw by Juan.. Another.. Leg stomp, GIANNNNNNNT SWINGGGGGGGGO! Cole gets up and meets the knee of Juan.. High angle crab by Juan on Cole. Arm whip.. Supah stomp. Juan behind.. MISTERIO RANA! Wow.. Cole kicks out before the 1. Juan going for a headlock.. BACKKKKDROP! Juan back up.. Goes for a kick.. Cole catches it.. WAIT! Enzuiguri! Cole back up slowly.. Kneel kick by Juan.. He turns to the crowd and calls out as they cheer him.. YAY! He turns around.. EMERALD FROISION!! WIIIIIICKKKKKKKED implant DDT on Juan.. La magistral cradle.. 1...2.. NO! Cole picks up Juan.. Tiger Mask Rush!! Standing Takayama pin.. 1....2.. Juan gets the shoulder up! Juan back up with a sleepah!! Cole elbows him off though. Cole turns back around - BED OF ROSES BY JUAN!! Juan grabs him from behind.. Ooooh.. Low blow by Cole.. Cole sets it up.. COLLLLEEEEE CUTTAHHHH! 1...2... KICKOUT! Cole goes for the DDT.. Norhtern lights by Juan! Juan runs up the turnbuckle.. LECHE SPLASH! Its in the ropes though.. He picks up Cole and looks back at the fans.. YEAH! DDT BY COLE!! Standing moonsault pin.. 1...2... NO!Cole back up a bit dizzy.. He picks up Jaun for the Michinoku Driver.. Jaun slips over.. BRITISH FALL. HOLY CRAP!! 2 w@nToN b@mBe!!s from Jaun! He throws Cole outside.. SASUKKKKEEEE SPECIAL! Juan seems to have take a brunt of that fall as Cole makes his way back in.. Juan in soon after.. OMG! 13424234th DDT by Cole!! Cole on the apron, and nails the ultra rana! 1..2... NO! Cole going for a Cole Cutter.. Juan Slips over into a reverse DDT!! Juan up top.. LEECHHHEEE SPLASH! 1...2.. ..3!!
Winner of Fall 1 by pin fall: Juan Leche
Time: 21:04
Fall 2 kicks off with a screw kick by Juan on Cole.. LECHE SPLASH!! But Cole is in the ropes. Cole up slowly.. He sets up the DDT.. Norhern lights! OMG! w@nTON! Followed by a foot stomp by Leche. Leche picks up the limp Cole.. COLE EXPLODES OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A LOW DROPKICK! He makes the cover. 1..2... NO! Tiger MAsk rush by Cole.. Cole going for a german.. Leche flips over! SCREW KICK! Both men seem too tired to move here.. Cole up first.. Leche up now.. Leche rushes in at him.. COLE CATCHES HIM! MY GOD! MY GOD! COLE CUTTER! He can't make the cover though.. Leche is pulling himself up in the corner.. LECHEEEE SPLASHHHHH.. WAIT! Cole rolls out of the way! Cole goes for the DDT.. Leche with a norhtern lights.. Leche up top.. Leche splash connects.. 1..2.... 3!
Winner of Fall 2 by pin fall: Juan Leche
Time: 9:13
Audience (Lucha Style): 95%
4. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Dante Black & Ross Cowan vs. The Sharpshooters
Dante and Jacob start things off. Dante with some quick jabs, showing the THUNDER of Tenryu. Jacob himself with some leg trips. Jacob goes for a northern lights, but Dante with a choke on him.. Jacob reaches for the ropes and Dante lets go. Dante with a fireman's carry, then a nut stomp.. OI! Jacob gets up.. DRAGON SCREWWWW. Scorpion Deathlock by Dante now.. Jacob gets to the ropes easily. Slam by Jacob, and he high tails it to the corner. He tags in Abby, Abdula with a body slam.. Jacob with his own Sharpshooter! Cowan just chuckles to himself in the corner and Dante fights out. Dante with a jab/fireman's carry on Abdula as the ref pulls Jacob to the corner. Dragon Screw on Abdula. Followed by a nut stomp. Dante makes the tag to a sleeping Cowan in the corner.. Cowan turns to him and scoffs as he enters the ring. Dante locks in the Scorpion Deathlock, Dante lets go... K-LIFT BY COWAN!! They are now fighting over who will beat up Abdula! Cowan pushes Dante.. SCHWEIN! Dante looks at Cowan with disgust and Cowan stares him down as Abdula scurries to make the tag. The Sharpshooters are showing their years of teamwork here on Cowan as Dante chuckles to himself. Cowan fights back, going for a brainbuster on Jacob, but Jacob reverses into a Wakigatame! Ross breaks out.. K-LIFT! He gets to his feet.. COWAN PLEX! But Dante pulls Jacobs foot to the ropes!? Cowan looks at him in disbelief.. He turns around and catches a punch from Jacob.. EXPLODAH '98! Abdula is in now.. Explodah '98 on him! Abdula rolls to the corner as Ross charges up.. Jacob makes the tag and Abdula gulps. Cowan with a Schwein on Abdula.. He lets him get up.. Wow.. Abdula tags right back out. Cowan takes Abdula outside and Dante comes in to the ring.. He grabs Jacob from behind.. Japanese Ocean Suplex! Cowan and Abdula work their way back in.. Exploder '98 on Abdula! Cowan gets back up.. But Jacob gets him set up for a brainbuster.. Abdula slowly gets up and they both hit it on him! Cowan holds his back and Dante reaches into the ring, slapping him on the back for the tag. Double brainbuster on Jacob! TENKOJI CUTTER ON JACOB! Abdula in now, BRAIINNNNNNBUSTAHHHHH by Dante! Dante with a release dragon on Abdula. Abdula leaves the ring.. Brainbuster on Jacob! Dante up top.. SUPAHHH FRYYYYYYY FROG SPLASH! Cowan comes in and pushes the ref over as Abdula comes in and scratches his head.. Dante hits a cradle piledriver on Jacob and turns to Cowan.. Cowan laughs and goes back to the corner. German suplex by Jacob.. Cowan comes in and just gets on his hands and knees next to Dante "GET UP!" he yells as Abdula comes in to attack Cowan. Dante back to his feet.. CHICKENWING SUPLEX ON JACOB! Cowan goes back to the corner as Abdula goes after Dante.. Dante tosses him outside, he turns around and eats a CAPTURE suplex by Jacob. Jacob up top.. Dante gets up slowly, MISSSSSSLE KEEEECK. Cowan looks agitated now and comes in.. He elbows Jacob from behind, K-LIFT! ANOTHER! Cowan goes back to the corner and is pounding on the turnbuckle.. Dante slithers to the corner and makes the tag.. Cowan puts Jacob on his shoulders and Dante smiles.. He is up top.. DDT!! Dante gets up and celebrates as Cowan pushes him out of the way.. Jacob from behind with a double arm suplex! Dante back to his corner and Cowan with a release northern lights on Jacob.. La magistral cradle by Cowan.. Dante is in now.. And he pulls Cowan off of him! Abdula in now.. HAWAIIAN SMASHA ON DANTE!! Jacob gets Cowan from behind.. Tiger Suplex! 1....2.... NO! Cowan kicks out! Dante and Abdula are fighting it out now.. Cowan goes behing Jacob.. Dragon Suplex! 1...2.... 3!!! Dante drops Abula and looks back at Cowan.. He wipes the sweat off of his face and rolls back into the ring.. Him and Cowan stare down.. But.. Dante raises Cowan's hand!
Winners by pin fall: Dante Black & Ross Cowan
Time: 29:33
Audience (Strong Style): 85%
5. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Chapel vs. Daredevil
Chapel starts off the match by hammering down on DD. Wicked Series of Snap-mares by DD, followed by sleepers to wear Chapel down. I guess that really pissed Chapel off… now he is throwing DD around like a rag doll. Frickin’ back breaker slam… atomic whip… anything a power dude would do to a blind man! Chapel drags DD to center ring… headabutto… headabutto!… Headabutto!!… HEADABUTTO!!! Cover…1…2…NO!~!!! What fight in DD!!! Another headbutt by Chapel… this knocks DD into the corner… Chapel sets him up top… OMG SKY HIGH CHOKE SLAM!!! NO NO NOT THE KARELIN LIFT!!!! My God, DD is dead… but not really! Cover…1…2…OMFG HIS FOOT IS ON THE ROPES~!!! Another Karelin lift!!! There isn’t much DD’s fertile hair can do to save him now… omg he spins behind Chaple… DOUBLE GERMAN…1…2…NO!!! Chapel is angry again and goes back to his orge style tactics. Set up for the disaster piece… DD does a double backflip and spins behind to nail a reverse DDT… Cover…1…2…NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!! DD hits a breaking point… cover…1…2…ROPE BREAK!!! DD with a Small Package… ROPE BREAK! OMG SickLE!!! Okay… enough with the sickle, just pin him already. What do you mean NO? OMG KARELIN LIFT! Surprise Roll up by DD… ROPE BREAK! YES! Chapel up… SKEWER DDT… Cover… NOT IN ROPES!!! 1…..2….3!!! YES!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Daredevil
Time: 18:53
Audience (Strong Style): 56%
6. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
The Swankstaz vs. SPUNK & Catalyst
Spunk and Grinch compliment eachother on their shirts… AND THEN BEGIN TO BRAWL~!! JC takes over for grinch and begins to knee and punch spunk in the face! Spunk fires back with knees and punches to the face… they exchange DEVASTATING drop toe holds (my new finisher) and try to work submissions… but each one is to smart to fall for such childish gags. High angle body slam followed by a Tiger pant kick to the back on spunk… the smack heard round the world lady’s and gentlemen. Motosada is gay. JC makes a WICKED tag to Grinch… the both come in and whip Spunk to the ropes… EL DOUBLA CLOTHESLINE… the pick him up… DOUBLE POWER BOMBAH~! Man girl, spunk might need a back brace after this one. Holy crap… Nicon locks in the walls of Nicon while grinch gives Spunk mini shin kicks to his face… HOW EVIL! Quest makes Nicon release the hold and tells him to go outside… Grinch and JC laugh and pose and spunk dashes over to his corner… HOT TAG TO CATALYST! Catalyst delivers a low drop kick to Grinch’s knee, he picks him up and takes him down with a Dragon Screw… and then he locks in the AABT!!! Look at that form, he must have been taught that move from Asian Penguin, the master of all trades. Grinch gets a rope break… a slap fest ensues in center ring… Cat spins behind grinch… back body drop… no reversed into a cross body block…1…2…NO!!! Cat gets up… LEG FEED ENZIGURI! Cat doesn’t go down… Grinch from behind… BACKA DROPA! Cat goes rolling over to his corner and Tags in SPUNKA! Grinch manhandles both of them, he takes Cat out with a DDT then hits a SHINING ZERO SAN KICK ON SPUNK IN THE CORNER!!! Spunk staggers out of the corner… BURNINATING LARIAT… cover…1…2…CAT MAKES THE SAVE!!!! Grinch rolls over and tags in Pantalones de Tigre! He tells the world to suck his Bozac then nails a BT Bomb…1…2…CAT MAKES THE SAVE!!! Grinch sneaks in the ring… SNEETCH DRIVER ON SPUNK! He picks him back up… BACK DROP GO TO BED! Cat comes over to help… Grinch takes him out with a frickin’ Suess Theory!!! Cat goes rolling out of the ring holding his neck… back inside Spunk begins to take advantage of JC with snap suplex’s and Belly 2 belly suplex’s! And knees to the face, lots of knees to the face. CHONO GUTS POSE!!! CRITICAL! Cover…1…2…NO!!!! Spunk drags JC to the corner… Catalyst up top… OMG METEOR PRESS… JC MOVES!! Poor catalyst L… JC hits a low blow on Spunk then takes him down with an Ippon-Zeoi… Spunk no sells… HIGH ANGLE POWERBOMB…1…2….NO!!!! Holy crap, grinch lifts spunk up… NICON NAILS A DIAMOND CUTTER… JC follows it up with a Screw slam… Grinch intercepts Cat…1…2…….NO!!!!!!!!!!! Spunk makes the tag to Cat… JC tags out to Grinch… JC tosses Spunk outside… OMG SUESS THEORY…1…2….3!!!
Winner by pin fall: The Swankstaz
Time: 33:14
Audience (Strong Style): 86%
7. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Crimson & Sykopath vs. Jonny Park & Prodigy
Crimson and Prodigy start as the legal men, several knuckle arrows from Prodigy, irish whip, Prodigy charges after him and nails a shoulder block, Crimson back onto his feet, high angle body slam, schmidt backbreaker, tag to Park, Park runs at Crimson and hits a spinning elbow, Crimson up onto his feet, cyclone whip, Park lifts Crimson to his feet, Crimson hits several blows to the gut then whips him into the corner with Syko, Syko punches Park in the side of the head a few times then holds him back while Crimson charges towards him and hits a picture-perfect space rolling elbow, tag to Syko, Syko nails a DDT, then an irish whip, ultra rana whip, Park back up, chin crusher then a short arm clothsline from Syko, elbow drop, Park gets in a low blow then a manhattan drop on Syko, whip to the corner, Syko staggers out and gets nailed with a full nelson bomb, peace crusher on Syko, tag to Prodigy, Prodigy hits a piledriver on Syko, mouth claw applied, Crimson gets into the ring and breaks the hold, Prodigy tries a jumping DDT, but Syko counters with a manhattan drop then a chin crusher, Syko sprays the red mist into Prodigy's eyes ..grabs his head...the Grace and Beauty of Utter Annihilation! Crimson tagged in, Crimson nails an STO then kicks Prodigy while he's getting to his feet, Prodigy manages to tag Park in, Crimson Crusher, Park right back up, dazed, Crimson Cutter attempted but Park shoves him to the ropes, he catches him with a kick to the gut, Two Facer! Park pulls Crimson to his feet and tries the Doctor Bomb, but Crimson counters it, Park nailed with an STO, back to his feet..Crimson Cutter connects! cover, Prodigy breaks it up, Syko gets in and brings Prodigy down with the Dead Rose Petals, Crimson locks the Pure Perfection in on Park...he can't make it to the ropes, Park taps out.
Winners by submission: Crimson & Sykopath
Time: 12:12
Audience (Strong Style): 76%
8. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Brian Lee vs. Asian Penguin
Collar and elbow tie up, snapmare from Lee, Penguin rolls through and back up onto his feet, he turns around into an elbow pat, middle kick from Lee, then a whip to the corner, Lee charges in for a double elbow pat but AP ducks, Lee hops up onto the middle turnbuckle instead and springboards off backwards catching AP with a back elbow, Lee gets up and looks for some kind of support from the crowd after that nice move, but he doesn't get any, body slam on Penguin as he gets back up, irish whip from Lee, Penguin holds onto the ropes, Lee charges toward him but gets a boot in the face, several backhand chops from Penguin, snapmare, Lee onto his feet, windpipe chop rush, Lee staggered, Penguin shoots off the ropes and tries the Glacial Divider but Lee ducks it, Penguin continues on and bounces off the other ropes, he hits a running elbow smash this time, sleeper hold applied, Lee manages to fight onto his feet, elbow to the gut, and another, and another, belly to back suplex from Lee, he hits a backbrain kick as Penguin gets to his feet, sweep kick attempted but Penguin hops over it, he can't get out of a stomach crusher though, Lee applies a reverse knee cross, Penguin struggles hard but Lee has it locked in good, Penguin starts to crawl for the ropes, he manages to reach them but Lee won't let go, Scotland starts a DQ count, 1.....2....3....4....Lee releases, Lee attempts a Haiti Edge but gets elbowed off, piledriver from AP, he flips him onto his belly then locks in a Crossface, Lee reaches the ropes, Penguin decides to return the favour from earlier and not let go right away, Scotland counts him out, 1.....2.....3....4...Penguin lets go of the hold, he taunts Lee while he gets up, Penguin NAILS the Penguin Hero Plex, Lee back up, right into a Glacial Divider, cover, 1......2.....kickout, Penguin Arrow attempted but Lee counters with a vertical suplex, Lee nails a bulldogging headlock then a peace crusher 2, Lee hoists AP up for a Sky High Facebuster, he does it right next to the ropes, bringing Penguin's throat down right across the top rope at frightening speed, Penguin stumbles backwards clutching his throat, sweep kick from Lee, Lee hops onto the top and tries the Frog Splash but Penguin rolls out of the way, Lee up to his feet, BURNINATING GLACIAL DIVIDER! cover, 1.....2....LEE KICKS OUT! Penguin hoists Lee up and slaps him in the face, Burning Hammer, cover, Lee manages to get a foot on the ropes, Penguin is starting to get pissed off now, Burninating Glacial Divider attempted, Lee ducks it, reverse DDT, Penguin back up, Gimmick Buster attempt, countered, Lee manages to nail the Haiti Edge, Penguin upagain..Gimmick Buster connects..cover, 1.......2......foot on the ropes! now it's Lee's turn to get pissed off, he tries another one, Penguin counters, Burninating Glacial Divider tried again, ducked, backslide by Lee, Penguin rolls through and tries a piledriver, backdrop from Lee, Penguin lands on his feet, german suplex attempted, Lee hits an elbow to the face then a go behind of his own, another elbow from Penguin, he tries a vertical brainbuster but Lee slips over in mid air, Penguin turns around into a low blow, GIMMICK BUSTER! cover, 1......2.....3!
Winner by pin fall: Brian Lee
Time: 20:11
Audience (Strong Style): 91%
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