Post by CyberTranz on Sept 21, 2009 21:03:36 GMT -6
1. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Viper vs. Rith Rayze
Viper starts off with a series of high angle scoop slams sending Rith crashing to the mat. Both men tie up again, Viper scores a few shots to the back but Rith counters with a high angle slam of his own, hammer shots by Rith now, Viper’s down and Rith locks in the STF, Viper slowly inches his way to the ropes and breaks the hold. Arm whip by Viper and Viper shows us some of his submission ability with the twisted chokehold; Rith manages to get his foot on the rope. Rith picks up the big man, stomach crusher on Viper! Rith whips him into the ropes, lariat coming up but Viper gets the knee up to block it. Viper form behind now, high-speed backdrop! Rith gets back up to his feet, giant DDT! Viper drops down for the cover… 1… 2… kick out! Another go behind by Viper but Rith blocks it with the coconut crush, Rith from behind and drills Viper with the full nelson bomb, cover… 1… 2… kick out! Not enough to keep the big man down. Rith looks for the Spindrift but Viper fights it off, uranage on Rith! Viper sneaks in from behind again, backdrop hold… 1… 2… kick out! Rith barely gets the shoulder up. Viper now hits the double underhook suplex on Rith; the big man now looks to climb the top rope, diving body press, NO! Rith moves out of the way just in the nick of time. Viper stumbles back up to his feet, Rith with the kick to the gut, SPINDRIFT! What strength by Rith to get the big man up, cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Rith Rayze
Time: 20:43
Audience (Strong Style): 84%
Scene opens and we see Gene Starr in full wrestling gear heading towards the ring... when he tries to pass Chapel, who uses his cross to block Gene.
[Chapel:] You need a partner. Don't you?
[Gene:] If you've got something to say to me-
[Chapel:] Chill. I'm volunteering.
Gene motions to the cross.
[Gene:] Gonna bring this?
[Chapel:] Why not?
Scene fades out to the next match/segment...
I'll spare you all the usual fanfare and we'll just leave it at this; Kaori NiGHT (NiGHT, damnit!!!) - pink-colored wrestling outfit version - is standing on the entrance ramp, mic in hand.
[Kaori:] (chanting) Matchbox. Maa~atchbox.
She starts rallying the crowd to chant along with her before doing some Hogan-ish "who's louder?" posing (which carries her down the ramp a bit,) whipping the crowd into a frenzy. If I didn't know better, I'd think they were chanting "Goldberg". But, I do. :P
[Kaori:] What's the matter, Matchbox? Afraid to lose that shiney belt? Honestly, I think it would go better around my waist, it would compliment the back brace very nicely.
Kaori rubs her side up and down, looking to a guy in the audience.
[Kaori:] What do you think? Does it make me look fat?
The crowd pops hard and the guy shakes his head and yells "no" at the top of his lungs, making Kaori smile. Kaori continues to walk down the ramp, does her usual ring entrance and, as per her usual, looks down the entrance ramp.
[Kaori:] But, Matchbox, if you want to hide behind another tag team match, that's fine. But, it's only a matter of time before that hunk'a gold is around this oh, so perfect waist.
The crowd continues to chant "Matchbox" as the other competitors make their way down to the ring.
2. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Veronica & Kaori Night vs. Holly Wood & Michiko Kuroda
A Women’s Touch! Not much is known about this self confessed Lesbian (recently married to a women!) but we (as well as her many fans) Know, she damn Sexy! She was very popular with the men in japan, and then later popular with the women too!!! Eh hem… sorry… the match begins with a few ToS’s.. ok not a few… a ton! Then some slaps break out, and Veronica cannot take the heat, so she steps out of the kitchen and tags in Kaori NiGHT (not a typo!). KN and Holly go at it tooth and nail… not so much tooth as nail, infact, not any tooth… Kaori decks Holly with a right hook and sets her up in the corner. Veronica manages to kick herself free and tag in Kuroda! KN tries a DDT, but Kuroda sends her flying across the ring with a NLS whip. NiGHT and Kuroda go at it with a whole bunch of ToS’s. This is the most amount of ToS’s I’ve ever seen in my life… must fill up space… Theme of Musashi is the music at the moment… a quality track IMO. Alright, Kuroda goes for a Suplex of some sort but NiGHT reverses it into a DDT and tags in the TREMOR… Veronica! Veronica tosses Kuroda into the corner and lands a few chops, she brings Kuroda out a bit and nails a Snap suples and locks in a rear chinlock… OF DOOOM~!!! She whips Kuroda to the ropes and catches her in an Octopus hold!!!! Holly comes in and breaks the hold. I didn’t know Geese’s right hand was in C-CWA? Anyway… What double teaming! Wood nails a shotei jab rush and Kuroda comes in from behind immediately after with a victor roll arm lock! Veronica was right next to the ropes though… at least it looked cool. Kuroda climbs to the top… Veronica meets her their with a slap and then whips her to the ground with a hurricane rana! Veronica stumbles over to her corner and tags in NiGHT while Kuroda crawls over and tags in Wood. Kaori comes charging in… what’s a man without A WOMEN’S TOUCH!!!!! Kaori is leveled on the mat…. Cover….1….2….NOO!!!! Kaori rolls over and tags in Veronica… Holly goes for a Tiger Driver… Veronica reverses it into a back body drop… she keeps the arms locked and locks in the Meteor Lock… Kaori dashes over and tackles Kuroda before she can make the save…. HOLLY TAPS! HOLLY TAPS!!!
Winner by submission: Veronica & Kaori NiGHT
Time: 21:01
Audience (Strong style): 89%
3. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Dante Black & Ross Cowan vs. Gene Starr & ???
Gene Starr and CHAPEL make their way to the ring to a mixed reaction, as they make their way to the ring.. Wait.. Cowan and Black jump them from behind! The ref rings the bell.. Its go time. Starr and Dante start off exchanging some stiff blows to each other as neither will give an inch. Gene finally hits a nerve with an elbow right to the shoulder of Dante. He follows up with a body slam and starts stomping on that shoulder of Dante's. Dante is no chump! Dante catches the foot and hits a dragon screw on Gene.. He follows up driving his knee into the back of Gene.. Ouch. Gene gets up and goes for a DDT on DAnte, but Dante reverses into a northern lights that sends him across the ring.. Dante reaches out and tags in Cowan. Cowan and Dante do their best to double team him, but Gene Starr will not stay down and slips away to make the tag. Cowan helps him leave the ring with a belly to belly whip. But Chapel refuses to let him take advantage of the sitation witha hammer punch and a 'OMG! K LIFT!' on Cowan.. That has to piss Cowan off. Cowan back up with a fireman's carry on Chapel. Chapel back to his feet and hits another hammer punch.. He picks up Cowan and sets up the powerbomb.. Cowan ain't going down that quickly. He follows up with a Figure 4 Leg Lock! Chapel easily makes it to the ropes and the ref calls for the break. Cowan continues the knee work and tags in Dante. Chapel onto his feet, albeit his knee bothering him with some super Vader punches on Cowan.. OOH! Dante from behind with a sleeper suplex! Chapel right back up to make the tag to Gene before dropping to his knees fromt he shock of the last move.. Gene with some punches to the shoulder of Dante as Dante falters.. Chapel gets back up.. TENKOJI CUTTER ON DANTE! What spirit by Dante! He gets right back up and hits a brainbuster on Chapel! Chapel rolls to the outside to catch his breath.. !!! BLACKOUT !!! Chapel rolls back in to break it. Dante with a cradle Piledriver on Gene.. Cowan is in, Exploder '98 on Chapel! Cowan sees Gene is down.. K-Lift! Dante now locks in the Sharpshooter on Gene! Cowan has Chapel tied up.. TORNADO BOMB BY CHAPEL ON COWAN!! He breaks the hold.. Just barely. OOH! Gene Starr thinking quick with a huge STO. Cowan hits him with a sole butt from behind taking im down.. Dante back up.. DRAGON SUPLEX ON GENE!! He goes for the cover.. But Chapel breaks the count. Cowan looks over and seizes the oppurtunity: COWAN SPECIAL ON STARR! My god... The ref pulls Cowan back to the corner as Chapel drags Starr over for the tag. Chapel with a headbutt rush on Dante, he goes for the pin.. 1...2.. Dante gets his hand on the ropes. MY GOD! Another TenKoji cutter on Dante. Cowan comes in for the save and tosses Starr out of the ring and hits a few elbows on Chapel.. Dante has Chapel up in the corner now.. Starr rolls back in.. Cowan grabs him from behind.. Turns him around.. COWAN SPECIAL!! SPIDER GERMAN! My god.. All of these men are just laying there.. Dante rolls over for the cover.. 1....2... KICKOUT! UWAHHH! Dante picks him up.. Goes behind.. Japanese Ocean Suplex!! 1....2... NOOOOO! Starr dives onto him to stop the count. Cowan grabs Starr and heads to the outside.. Dante picks up Chapel.. He is setting him up for the Blackout.. OOOH! Low blow by Chapel.. Chapel sets it up: DISASTERPIECE!! 1....2......3! ITS OVAH!
Winners by pin fall: Gene Starr & Chapel
Time: 46:00
Audience (Strong Style): 86%
Jay and Xavier have entered the ring; “Dragon’s Flight” by Jackie Chan hits the PA! Juan Leche stands at the top of the ramp all dawned out in street clothes but his mask remains on. He walks down to ringside and makes his way to the announcer table.
[Cross] Hey it's Juan Leche!
[DeMarco] Long time no see Juan. What brings you out here?
[Leche] Maurice wants me to check out some of the new juniors meng. A lot off new faces now. I hope they are not boring. Hopefully they are worthy of this *points to title*. Juan gives the camera a big grin.
[Cross] Let's check it out!
4. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Jay Rudawa vs. Xavier Jacobs
Our next match pits a C-CWA newcomer against a guy who's beginning his second coming. If any of you mistook that statement to be perverse, so did I at first, we all need to get our minds of of the gutter. Xavier comes in no nonsense but gets thrown around with a series of arm drags. He counters with a toe kick and a hammer blow. He stomps on Jay's thigh trying to knot the muscle, but Jay's still up quick. Xavier goes for another kick but Jay catches it and transitions into a dragon screw. Xavier right back to his feet but gets taken back down with a sweep. Jay goes for a cover but doesn't even get one, Xavier up first and catches Jay with a lariat. He goes up to the top, Jay avoids the somersault drop but Xavier rolls through it to his feet, spiking Jay with a reverse piledriver! He makes the cover, 1...2...kickout. He gets Jay in full nelson position, going for a slam but Jay breaks the grip and counters with an arm drag out of mid-air! Flying heelkick, followed by the Stampede Kick! Jay goes up top, Dengeki Missile 2000! 1...2...shoulder up! Jay sets him up, looks like Xavier's going for the Rocket Dive-no! Xavier floats over and scores a vertical reverse DDT! Cover, 1...2...Jay gets his foot on the bottom rope! Xavier drags him out to the center of the ring, hoists him up....Dark Moon Driver 2! 1...2...Jay kicks out! Xavier picks him up for a reverse powerbomb, Jay rolls through into a prawn hold, 1...2...no! Xavier charges at Jay, Visual Pin! Xavier no-sells and kicks out before one, he charges again with a kick to the gut, SSD! NO! Jay floated over this time, and connects with the Rocket Dive! That's gotta be it, 1...2...Xavier grabs the ropes! Jay pulls him away from the ropes and goes up top...Dengeki Missile misses but Jay lands on his feet! Xavier runs right into a belly to belly release! And another! Trifecta! Jay charges now, Xavier scoops him up, Death Valley Bomb! Tight cover, 1...2...3!
Winner by pin fall: Xavier Jacobs
Time: 10:26
Audience (Lucha Style): 65%
Juan Leche gets out from behind the announcer table and stands up on it with his championship over his shoulder clapping.
[Leche]: Good match meng!
The arena darkens, and guitars and pyro hit hard over the speaker system...
[???:] Anger rising up inside him yet again... tell me you've got a plan...
For those of you who aren't familiar with said lyric, it's from Jerry Cantrell's "Anger Rising"... and the crowd goes NUT as the person who uses that music walks through the curtain...
[Cross:] GOOD GOD! That's Twinky McLanahan!
[DeMarco:] Oh joy! The KING of the bingo hall rejects!
[Crowd:] TWINK-E! TWINK-E! TWINK-E!
[DeMarco:] This crowd isn't cheering for him! They're booing! Listen! Boo! Boo!
[Cross:] -incredulously- Shut up, would you?
Twinky stops to slap hands with fans left and right, before stopping, and seeing a sign and smiling hugely... as the camera turns and shows the sign, "I BLEED M-DWF"... Twinky moves on by the announcers, still smiling, but stops to spit on DeMarco.
[Cross:] Didn't I tell you to stop?!
Twinky grabs a microphone, and rolls into the ring, standing DEAD CENTER...
[Twinky:] Ladies and...
Twinky pauses, because the crowd's still cheering...
[Twinky:] Woah... calm down now, there's still a lot of show left. Don't peak out here.
The crowd doesn't pay attention, because they're still cheering...
[Twinky:] First off, I need to stop one of these ugly little rumors running around... Brian Lee is not, and has NEVER BEEN the "Best of the M-DWF". Now, I'm breaking a vow of silence that me, Gene Starr and
Dante Black all had before going into this, and as per the rules, I'm fully expecting to get kicked in the nuts for saying this...
But, Brian Lee didn't earn his way to the Destiny Series finals.
[DeMarco:] That's bull crap! If he didn't earn his way, how'd he get there?
[Twinky:] See, Brian Lee was running around, sucking up to everybody and any body, trying to get us feeling sorry for him getting fired from the C-CWA. So, when the finals for the M-DWF was looking to be ME... Dante Black... Gene Starr... and Brian Lee, we had ourselves a little conversation.
Me, I knew flat out, I wanted to match up with Sykopath in another Staple Gun Death Match.
Crowd goes NUT!
[Twinky:] Sounds like you guys liked that one. I didn't win, but, you know, I had fun. Did things to Sykopath that'll get me arrested anywhere else.
Frankly, I had fun.
[DeMarco:] Sure, if you like losing pints of blood.
[Twinky:] Dante decided he wanted to be in some sort of "Franchise match", putting his Blackout against Ross Cowan's Cowan Special.
He had fun too. Wishes he hadn't lost, but I can tell you flat out, Dante had fun. I know these things. I'm an M-DWFer.
[DeMarco:] More like a mother fu-
[Cross:] Watch your damn mouth!
[DeMarco:] WHAT?
[Twinky:] And Gene Starr, God bless his heart, said, "Let's give him a chance to go face the C-CWA." SO, we ALL took a dive for Brian Lee. What? You don't think he could SERIOUSLY beat all of us, do you?
We gave you the chance, Brian Lee and you CHOKED! LOSER! I'm glad you ain't M-DWF! Screw off, baldy!
[DeMarco:] He can't talk that way about a CANADIAN HERO!
[Twinky:} -Looking to DeMarco- Yes. I can. And when you see fit to stop me, I'll be RIGHT HERE. Or in the back. I saw a donut table just calling out to me, and a pile of free pop, so ladies and gentlemen... enjoy the rest of your show, 'kay?
5. <<<Destiny Series: Tag Team>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
The Sharpshooters vs. w@nToN Connection
Jacob and Pete start it off for their respective teams, Pete goes strait for the double leg takedown but Jacob dodges, the tie up in the middle of the ring and Pete takes Jacob down with the neck throw, Jacob gets back up to his feet and drops Pete with a succession of drop toeholds. Pete looks to out smart Jacob, takedown followed by the shoulder hold. Jacob inches his way to the ropes and makes the break. Jacob tags Abdula in and Pete tags Dink. The juniors circle each other around the ring, tiger spin by Dink into the Romero special variation, Abdula gets in some elbows to break the hold. Abdula goes to work on the legs, dragon screw! Dink gets back up to his feet and another dragon screw! Back switch now by Abdula, Dink counters with the peace crusher! Abdula gets back up to his feet and Dink takes him down with the drop toehold, tag back now. They hit the double suplex on Dink and Jacob goes to work on his arm with the cross arm lock, Jacob looks for the back switch but again Dink counters this time with the mito clutch… 1… 2… kick out! Jacob locks in the arms now, double arm suplex! Dink wisely tags Pete back in. Pete charges but Jacob takes him out of his boots with the captured suplex! Jscob from behind now, German suplex! The cover… 1… 2… Dink makes the save! Pete now whips Jacob into the ropes, Vader-like press! Pete picks Jacob back up, avalanche hold… 1… 2… Abdula comes off the top with the frog splash to break the hold! Dink charges in now, kick to the gut on Abdula followed by the Turbo Drop II, Abdula sprints back up to his feet and drills Dink with the Hawaiian smasher! Pete whips Jacob into the ropes, Lou Thez press coming up, Jacob dodges and Pete falls flat on his face. TONGA DEATH LOCK applied on Pete! Pete slowly tries to crawl to the ropes but Abdula is there pushing the button rope farther, Dink tries to stop him but gets drilled with sole butt rush, PETE’S TAPPING!
Winners by submission: The Sharpshooters
Time: 27:34
Audience (King Roads Style): 90%
6. <<<Canadian Rules Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Brian Lee vs. SPUNK
HOLY CRACK WHORE! C-CWA’s first ever… CANADIAN RULES MATCH~~!!! Quest rings the bell… Spunk and Lee charge in and go right at it. Kicks and punches are flying everywhere; the fans are going nuts! Lee shoves Spunk into the corner and continues his barrage, Quest comes in to break them up… the fans boo and Lee tosses Quest out of the way. Just as he was doing so, regained his composure and nailed Lee in the stomach with a Knee, followed it up with a belly-to-belly, and locked in the Butterfly lock!!! Lee is screaming in pain, and after about 45seconds, he gets a rope break! Spunk picks Lee up… he grapples him from behind… Lee elbows his way free, Spunk attempts a Kick and Lee sends him flying over with a Rapid Dragon Screw! Lee nails a couple of Spinning leg locks and then holds the last one in place to wear spunk’s knee down. Lee picks spunk back up… Spunk blocks a Lee punch and nails a knee to the stomach… spins behind… EVEREST GERMAN…1…2……NO!!! Almost that soon ladies and gentlemen! Spunk picks Lee up… it looks like he’s going for a Powerbomb…. LEE COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP… Lee to the top… Canada Doesn’t have Frogs Splash…1….2…..NO!!!! Spunk just barely gets his shoulder up!! Both men are just laying on the ground, Quest begins the ten count….1….2….3…..4…..5…..6… They both start to stand up….7…. They are ready to fight… they both charge in just like the beginning of the match!!! Spunk hits a high kick that dizzies Lee… he bounces off the opposite ropes… THREW LARIAT…. NO!!! LEE jumps up and catches him with an Ultra Rana….1….2……NO!!!!!! Spunk starts to try to get up to his feet… Lee sprints in and takes him down with a Peace Crusher deuce!!! Spunk bounces right back up but walks right into a GIMMICK BUSTAH~!!! Cover….1….2…..3!… NO!!!!! Quest says it was only 2!!! Lee starts to shove Quest around… Spunk comes in from behind… OMG BODY SCISSOR COBRA CLUTCH ON LEE!!! Lee fights for about a minute before he makes it to the ropes. Spunk picks Lee back up… Hashimoto kick rush… LEE CATCHES THE LAST KICK AND TAKES SPUNK DOWN WITH A RAPID DRAGON SCREW~!!!! Lee picks Spunk back up… OMG STO!!! Spunk stands up and clenches both his fists… he picks Lee up… HIGH ANGLE POWERBOMB….1….2…..NOOOO!!!!!! Spunk goes for another…. But once at the peak of the slam, Lee wiggles free and takes Spunk down with a Peace Crusher 2!!!! Cover….1…..2……NOO!!!!!! Lee picks Spunk back up… Grapples from behind… Spunk hits a switch… Lee hits a switch… Spunk hits a switch…. VERTICAL GERMAN….1….2…..LEE GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES~!! Spunk rolls Lee over and sets him up in Power bomb position… HIGH ANGLE POWERBOMB…1….2…..NO!!! LEE KICKS OUT… but Spunk keeps the leg locked… STF!!!! Lee looks to be in trouble, but he manages to get to the ropes just in time!!! Out of nowhere, Lee nails a Canadianziguri that Staggers Spunk… DOOBLA ARM DDT… Cover….1….2….NO!!!! Lee picks Spunk up again, taunts and says it’s over! He sets spunk up for a Gimmick buster… blocked… attempted again, Blocked… Spunk yanks Lee forward and guts him with a Takayama Stabbing knee…. Cover….1…..2…..3!!!
Winner by pin fall: Spunk
Time: 23:42
Audience (King’s Road): 91%
7.<<<Destiny Series: Tag Team>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Spicy Amphibiouso vs. Two Count
Hando starts this thing off quickly hitting a huge dropkick on Rigg.. Rigg shakes it off and tags in Jones. Jones quickly hits a reverse brainbuster on Hando, Rigg locks in a STF as the ref tries to pull him out of the ring.. ooh. Hando gets up and tags in Tandoori. Double dropkick on Jones. He follows up with a ddt planting Jones HARD. Jones rolls to his corner and tags in the leery Rigg. Tandoori follows up with a flurry of kicks and elbows to the leg.. Rigg responds with a front facebuster. OOOOH! Tandoori with a reverse frankensteiner on Rigg! Rigg is quick to make the tag.. Jesus! H Edge! Jones follows up with a brainbuster. Rigg up top.. Jones on the aprong.. MOONSAULT/SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK!!! (No word of a lie..)!!!! Jones follows up with a sheer drop fishermanbuster! He can't get up in time as Tandoori crawls to his corner. Quick belly to belly on Jones by Hando. SHINING BULLFROG! OUT OF F'N NOWHERE~! Top rope now.. ICHIZZARU BAKAYARO ELBOOOWWWWWWW~! He makes the pin.. 1...2... NO! Rigg comes in and plants Hando with a reverse brainbuster.. He pulls Jones with him to make the tag. Jones is stumbling to his feet as he is on all 4s in front of Rigg.. SHINING BULLFROG OFF OF JONES' BACK!!!! DELLLFFFFIIIIIIIN SPECIALGAH! 1...2.. Jones with the save. Hando with another Delfin Special (3rd to be exact) as Tandoori hits the Tandoori dream on Jones! 1....2....3.. FIYAHHHHH! Its over
Winners by pin fall: Hando & Tandoori Man
Time: 32:43
Audience (Strong Style): 86%
8. <<<World Heavyweight Championship>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Asian Penguin vs. Sykopath(c)
The crowd is buzzing as the bell sounds on a rematch of the Vaunted Trust main event. They tie up in the center of the ring but dance around until Syko pushes AP into the corner. Syko breaks cleanly, but gets the taste slapped out of his mouth. AP gets in his face and smiles arrogantly, but Syko changes his mood with a headbutt right between the eyes! Headbutt rush in the corner! AP's in the tree of WOE~! Kicks to the junk! AP slumps to the mat and rolls out to uhh... "collect his thoughts". Syko's right out after him, but nearly gets decapitated by a rising variation of the Burninating Lariat! AP rolls him in and makes the cover, barely a 2 count before Syko sits up. AP lands a dropkick to the back of the head and pushes Syko into the ropes with chops. Irish whip, Syko ducks a lariat and counters with one of his own. Not the GABOUA, but still effective. He locks in the sickle hold, but AP refuses to tap! He starts to fade slowly though, and Syko releases the hold. He picks up the groggy challenger, END TO SANITY! 1...2...AP kicks out! Syko charges, and gets a DROP TOE HOLD OF DOOM~! right into the middle turnbuckle! AP scores a low dropkick to the lower back and folds him up with a throwing German. He makes the cover, 1...2...kickout! Burninating Lariat ducked, Syko tries to counter with a backslide, but AP blocks it and plants him with a burning hammer! 1...2...no! AP looks a little frustrated and drags him to the middle of the ring, Pengata Lock applied! He's wrenching back on the neck, but Syko is slowly trying to inch to the ropes....almost there....AP drags him back to the center of the ring! Syko's still tries to fight, but his signs of life are fading slowly....I think he's out! New Champion! AP lets go and makes the cover, 1...2...holyfuckhekickedout! AP can't believe it, and he's BEGGING Syko to come back for some more. AP's running full steam, Syko explodes with Dead Rose Petals! AP no sells, Grace and Beauty of Utter Annihilation! But Syko's too exhausted to pin! He crawls over to the corner, he's going up top! Moonsault press! 1...2...AP kicks out again! Syko pulls him over to the corner and props him back to the crowd. World Comin-wait! AP lands on his feet and pulls Syko back into the tree of woe! Now Syko's the one getting his bozac busted! Man girl, what a match! AP pulls him out of the corner, Penguin Arrow! 1...2...my God, how are they still kicking out? AP pulls his up by his mask calling for one last Burninating Lariat...Syko ducks it! End To Sanity! 1...2......3! Syko retains!
Winner by pin fall: Sykopath
Time: 15:35
Audience (King's Road Style): 87%
[Fade]
Viper vs. Rith Rayze
Viper starts off with a series of high angle scoop slams sending Rith crashing to the mat. Both men tie up again, Viper scores a few shots to the back but Rith counters with a high angle slam of his own, hammer shots by Rith now, Viper’s down and Rith locks in the STF, Viper slowly inches his way to the ropes and breaks the hold. Arm whip by Viper and Viper shows us some of his submission ability with the twisted chokehold; Rith manages to get his foot on the rope. Rith picks up the big man, stomach crusher on Viper! Rith whips him into the ropes, lariat coming up but Viper gets the knee up to block it. Viper form behind now, high-speed backdrop! Rith gets back up to his feet, giant DDT! Viper drops down for the cover… 1… 2… kick out! Another go behind by Viper but Rith blocks it with the coconut crush, Rith from behind and drills Viper with the full nelson bomb, cover… 1… 2… kick out! Not enough to keep the big man down. Rith looks for the Spindrift but Viper fights it off, uranage on Rith! Viper sneaks in from behind again, backdrop hold… 1… 2… kick out! Rith barely gets the shoulder up. Viper now hits the double underhook suplex on Rith; the big man now looks to climb the top rope, diving body press, NO! Rith moves out of the way just in the nick of time. Viper stumbles back up to his feet, Rith with the kick to the gut, SPINDRIFT! What strength by Rith to get the big man up, cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Rith Rayze
Time: 20:43
Audience (Strong Style): 84%
Scene opens and we see Gene Starr in full wrestling gear heading towards the ring... when he tries to pass Chapel, who uses his cross to block Gene.
[Chapel:] You need a partner. Don't you?
[Gene:] If you've got something to say to me-
[Chapel:] Chill. I'm volunteering.
Gene motions to the cross.
[Gene:] Gonna bring this?
[Chapel:] Why not?
Scene fades out to the next match/segment...
I'll spare you all the usual fanfare and we'll just leave it at this; Kaori NiGHT (NiGHT, damnit!!!) - pink-colored wrestling outfit version - is standing on the entrance ramp, mic in hand.
[Kaori:] (chanting) Matchbox. Maa~atchbox.
She starts rallying the crowd to chant along with her before doing some Hogan-ish "who's louder?" posing (which carries her down the ramp a bit,) whipping the crowd into a frenzy. If I didn't know better, I'd think they were chanting "Goldberg". But, I do. :P
[Kaori:] What's the matter, Matchbox? Afraid to lose that shiney belt? Honestly, I think it would go better around my waist, it would compliment the back brace very nicely.
Kaori rubs her side up and down, looking to a guy in the audience.
[Kaori:] What do you think? Does it make me look fat?
The crowd pops hard and the guy shakes his head and yells "no" at the top of his lungs, making Kaori smile. Kaori continues to walk down the ramp, does her usual ring entrance and, as per her usual, looks down the entrance ramp.
[Kaori:] But, Matchbox, if you want to hide behind another tag team match, that's fine. But, it's only a matter of time before that hunk'a gold is around this oh, so perfect waist.
The crowd continues to chant "Matchbox" as the other competitors make their way down to the ring.
2. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Veronica & Kaori Night vs. Holly Wood & Michiko Kuroda
A Women’s Touch! Not much is known about this self confessed Lesbian (recently married to a women!) but we (as well as her many fans) Know, she damn Sexy! She was very popular with the men in japan, and then later popular with the women too!!! Eh hem… sorry… the match begins with a few ToS’s.. ok not a few… a ton! Then some slaps break out, and Veronica cannot take the heat, so she steps out of the kitchen and tags in Kaori NiGHT (not a typo!). KN and Holly go at it tooth and nail… not so much tooth as nail, infact, not any tooth… Kaori decks Holly with a right hook and sets her up in the corner. Veronica manages to kick herself free and tag in Kuroda! KN tries a DDT, but Kuroda sends her flying across the ring with a NLS whip. NiGHT and Kuroda go at it with a whole bunch of ToS’s. This is the most amount of ToS’s I’ve ever seen in my life… must fill up space… Theme of Musashi is the music at the moment… a quality track IMO. Alright, Kuroda goes for a Suplex of some sort but NiGHT reverses it into a DDT and tags in the TREMOR… Veronica! Veronica tosses Kuroda into the corner and lands a few chops, she brings Kuroda out a bit and nails a Snap suples and locks in a rear chinlock… OF DOOOM~!!! She whips Kuroda to the ropes and catches her in an Octopus hold!!!! Holly comes in and breaks the hold. I didn’t know Geese’s right hand was in C-CWA? Anyway… What double teaming! Wood nails a shotei jab rush and Kuroda comes in from behind immediately after with a victor roll arm lock! Veronica was right next to the ropes though… at least it looked cool. Kuroda climbs to the top… Veronica meets her their with a slap and then whips her to the ground with a hurricane rana! Veronica stumbles over to her corner and tags in NiGHT while Kuroda crawls over and tags in Wood. Kaori comes charging in… what’s a man without A WOMEN’S TOUCH!!!!! Kaori is leveled on the mat…. Cover….1….2….NOO!!!! Kaori rolls over and tags in Veronica… Holly goes for a Tiger Driver… Veronica reverses it into a back body drop… she keeps the arms locked and locks in the Meteor Lock… Kaori dashes over and tackles Kuroda before she can make the save…. HOLLY TAPS! HOLLY TAPS!!!
Winner by submission: Veronica & Kaori NiGHT
Time: 21:01
Audience (Strong style): 89%
3. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Dante Black & Ross Cowan vs. Gene Starr & ???
Gene Starr and CHAPEL make their way to the ring to a mixed reaction, as they make their way to the ring.. Wait.. Cowan and Black jump them from behind! The ref rings the bell.. Its go time. Starr and Dante start off exchanging some stiff blows to each other as neither will give an inch. Gene finally hits a nerve with an elbow right to the shoulder of Dante. He follows up with a body slam and starts stomping on that shoulder of Dante's. Dante is no chump! Dante catches the foot and hits a dragon screw on Gene.. He follows up driving his knee into the back of Gene.. Ouch. Gene gets up and goes for a DDT on DAnte, but Dante reverses into a northern lights that sends him across the ring.. Dante reaches out and tags in Cowan. Cowan and Dante do their best to double team him, but Gene Starr will not stay down and slips away to make the tag. Cowan helps him leave the ring with a belly to belly whip. But Chapel refuses to let him take advantage of the sitation witha hammer punch and a 'OMG! K LIFT!' on Cowan.. That has to piss Cowan off. Cowan back up with a fireman's carry on Chapel. Chapel back to his feet and hits another hammer punch.. He picks up Cowan and sets up the powerbomb.. Cowan ain't going down that quickly. He follows up with a Figure 4 Leg Lock! Chapel easily makes it to the ropes and the ref calls for the break. Cowan continues the knee work and tags in Dante. Chapel onto his feet, albeit his knee bothering him with some super Vader punches on Cowan.. OOH! Dante from behind with a sleeper suplex! Chapel right back up to make the tag to Gene before dropping to his knees fromt he shock of the last move.. Gene with some punches to the shoulder of Dante as Dante falters.. Chapel gets back up.. TENKOJI CUTTER ON DANTE! What spirit by Dante! He gets right back up and hits a brainbuster on Chapel! Chapel rolls to the outside to catch his breath.. !!! BLACKOUT !!! Chapel rolls back in to break it. Dante with a cradle Piledriver on Gene.. Cowan is in, Exploder '98 on Chapel! Cowan sees Gene is down.. K-Lift! Dante now locks in the Sharpshooter on Gene! Cowan has Chapel tied up.. TORNADO BOMB BY CHAPEL ON COWAN!! He breaks the hold.. Just barely. OOH! Gene Starr thinking quick with a huge STO. Cowan hits him with a sole butt from behind taking im down.. Dante back up.. DRAGON SUPLEX ON GENE!! He goes for the cover.. But Chapel breaks the count. Cowan looks over and seizes the oppurtunity: COWAN SPECIAL ON STARR! My god... The ref pulls Cowan back to the corner as Chapel drags Starr over for the tag. Chapel with a headbutt rush on Dante, he goes for the pin.. 1...2.. Dante gets his hand on the ropes. MY GOD! Another TenKoji cutter on Dante. Cowan comes in for the save and tosses Starr out of the ring and hits a few elbows on Chapel.. Dante has Chapel up in the corner now.. Starr rolls back in.. Cowan grabs him from behind.. Turns him around.. COWAN SPECIAL!! SPIDER GERMAN! My god.. All of these men are just laying there.. Dante rolls over for the cover.. 1....2... KICKOUT! UWAHHH! Dante picks him up.. Goes behind.. Japanese Ocean Suplex!! 1....2... NOOOOO! Starr dives onto him to stop the count. Cowan grabs Starr and heads to the outside.. Dante picks up Chapel.. He is setting him up for the Blackout.. OOOH! Low blow by Chapel.. Chapel sets it up: DISASTERPIECE!! 1....2......3! ITS OVAH!
Winners by pin fall: Gene Starr & Chapel
Time: 46:00
Audience (Strong Style): 86%
Jay and Xavier have entered the ring; “Dragon’s Flight” by Jackie Chan hits the PA! Juan Leche stands at the top of the ramp all dawned out in street clothes but his mask remains on. He walks down to ringside and makes his way to the announcer table.
[Cross] Hey it's Juan Leche!
[DeMarco] Long time no see Juan. What brings you out here?
[Leche] Maurice wants me to check out some of the new juniors meng. A lot off new faces now. I hope they are not boring. Hopefully they are worthy of this *points to title*. Juan gives the camera a big grin.
[Cross] Let's check it out!
4. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Jay Rudawa vs. Xavier Jacobs
Our next match pits a C-CWA newcomer against a guy who's beginning his second coming. If any of you mistook that statement to be perverse, so did I at first, we all need to get our minds of of the gutter. Xavier comes in no nonsense but gets thrown around with a series of arm drags. He counters with a toe kick and a hammer blow. He stomps on Jay's thigh trying to knot the muscle, but Jay's still up quick. Xavier goes for another kick but Jay catches it and transitions into a dragon screw. Xavier right back to his feet but gets taken back down with a sweep. Jay goes for a cover but doesn't even get one, Xavier up first and catches Jay with a lariat. He goes up to the top, Jay avoids the somersault drop but Xavier rolls through it to his feet, spiking Jay with a reverse piledriver! He makes the cover, 1...2...kickout. He gets Jay in full nelson position, going for a slam but Jay breaks the grip and counters with an arm drag out of mid-air! Flying heelkick, followed by the Stampede Kick! Jay goes up top, Dengeki Missile 2000! 1...2...shoulder up! Jay sets him up, looks like Xavier's going for the Rocket Dive-no! Xavier floats over and scores a vertical reverse DDT! Cover, 1...2...Jay gets his foot on the bottom rope! Xavier drags him out to the center of the ring, hoists him up....Dark Moon Driver 2! 1...2...Jay kicks out! Xavier picks him up for a reverse powerbomb, Jay rolls through into a prawn hold, 1...2...no! Xavier charges at Jay, Visual Pin! Xavier no-sells and kicks out before one, he charges again with a kick to the gut, SSD! NO! Jay floated over this time, and connects with the Rocket Dive! That's gotta be it, 1...2...Xavier grabs the ropes! Jay pulls him away from the ropes and goes up top...Dengeki Missile misses but Jay lands on his feet! Xavier runs right into a belly to belly release! And another! Trifecta! Jay charges now, Xavier scoops him up, Death Valley Bomb! Tight cover, 1...2...3!
Winner by pin fall: Xavier Jacobs
Time: 10:26
Audience (Lucha Style): 65%
Juan Leche gets out from behind the announcer table and stands up on it with his championship over his shoulder clapping.
[Leche]: Good match meng!
The arena darkens, and guitars and pyro hit hard over the speaker system...
[???:] Anger rising up inside him yet again... tell me you've got a plan...
For those of you who aren't familiar with said lyric, it's from Jerry Cantrell's "Anger Rising"... and the crowd goes NUT as the person who uses that music walks through the curtain...
[Cross:] GOOD GOD! That's Twinky McLanahan!
[DeMarco:] Oh joy! The KING of the bingo hall rejects!
[Crowd:] TWINK-E! TWINK-E! TWINK-E!
[DeMarco:] This crowd isn't cheering for him! They're booing! Listen! Boo! Boo!
[Cross:] -incredulously- Shut up, would you?
Twinky stops to slap hands with fans left and right, before stopping, and seeing a sign and smiling hugely... as the camera turns and shows the sign, "I BLEED M-DWF"... Twinky moves on by the announcers, still smiling, but stops to spit on DeMarco.
[Cross:] Didn't I tell you to stop?!
Twinky grabs a microphone, and rolls into the ring, standing DEAD CENTER...
[Twinky:] Ladies and...
Twinky pauses, because the crowd's still cheering...
[Twinky:] Woah... calm down now, there's still a lot of show left. Don't peak out here.
The crowd doesn't pay attention, because they're still cheering...
[Twinky:] First off, I need to stop one of these ugly little rumors running around... Brian Lee is not, and has NEVER BEEN the "Best of the M-DWF". Now, I'm breaking a vow of silence that me, Gene Starr and
Dante Black all had before going into this, and as per the rules, I'm fully expecting to get kicked in the nuts for saying this...
But, Brian Lee didn't earn his way to the Destiny Series finals.
[DeMarco:] That's bull crap! If he didn't earn his way, how'd he get there?
[Twinky:] See, Brian Lee was running around, sucking up to everybody and any body, trying to get us feeling sorry for him getting fired from the C-CWA. So, when the finals for the M-DWF was looking to be ME... Dante Black... Gene Starr... and Brian Lee, we had ourselves a little conversation.
Me, I knew flat out, I wanted to match up with Sykopath in another Staple Gun Death Match.
Crowd goes NUT!
[Twinky:] Sounds like you guys liked that one. I didn't win, but, you know, I had fun. Did things to Sykopath that'll get me arrested anywhere else.
Frankly, I had fun.
[DeMarco:] Sure, if you like losing pints of blood.
[Twinky:] Dante decided he wanted to be in some sort of "Franchise match", putting his Blackout against Ross Cowan's Cowan Special.
He had fun too. Wishes he hadn't lost, but I can tell you flat out, Dante had fun. I know these things. I'm an M-DWFer.
[DeMarco:] More like a mother fu-
[Cross:] Watch your damn mouth!
[DeMarco:] WHAT?
[Twinky:] And Gene Starr, God bless his heart, said, "Let's give him a chance to go face the C-CWA." SO, we ALL took a dive for Brian Lee. What? You don't think he could SERIOUSLY beat all of us, do you?
We gave you the chance, Brian Lee and you CHOKED! LOSER! I'm glad you ain't M-DWF! Screw off, baldy!
[DeMarco:] He can't talk that way about a CANADIAN HERO!
[Twinky:} -Looking to DeMarco- Yes. I can. And when you see fit to stop me, I'll be RIGHT HERE. Or in the back. I saw a donut table just calling out to me, and a pile of free pop, so ladies and gentlemen... enjoy the rest of your show, 'kay?
5. <<<Destiny Series: Tag Team>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
The Sharpshooters vs. w@nToN Connection
Jacob and Pete start it off for their respective teams, Pete goes strait for the double leg takedown but Jacob dodges, the tie up in the middle of the ring and Pete takes Jacob down with the neck throw, Jacob gets back up to his feet and drops Pete with a succession of drop toeholds. Pete looks to out smart Jacob, takedown followed by the shoulder hold. Jacob inches his way to the ropes and makes the break. Jacob tags Abdula in and Pete tags Dink. The juniors circle each other around the ring, tiger spin by Dink into the Romero special variation, Abdula gets in some elbows to break the hold. Abdula goes to work on the legs, dragon screw! Dink gets back up to his feet and another dragon screw! Back switch now by Abdula, Dink counters with the peace crusher! Abdula gets back up to his feet and Dink takes him down with the drop toehold, tag back now. They hit the double suplex on Dink and Jacob goes to work on his arm with the cross arm lock, Jacob looks for the back switch but again Dink counters this time with the mito clutch… 1… 2… kick out! Jacob locks in the arms now, double arm suplex! Dink wisely tags Pete back in. Pete charges but Jacob takes him out of his boots with the captured suplex! Jscob from behind now, German suplex! The cover… 1… 2… Dink makes the save! Pete now whips Jacob into the ropes, Vader-like press! Pete picks Jacob back up, avalanche hold… 1… 2… Abdula comes off the top with the frog splash to break the hold! Dink charges in now, kick to the gut on Abdula followed by the Turbo Drop II, Abdula sprints back up to his feet and drills Dink with the Hawaiian smasher! Pete whips Jacob into the ropes, Lou Thez press coming up, Jacob dodges and Pete falls flat on his face. TONGA DEATH LOCK applied on Pete! Pete slowly tries to crawl to the ropes but Abdula is there pushing the button rope farther, Dink tries to stop him but gets drilled with sole butt rush, PETE’S TAPPING!
Winners by submission: The Sharpshooters
Time: 27:34
Audience (King Roads Style): 90%
6. <<<Canadian Rules Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Brian Lee vs. SPUNK
HOLY CRACK WHORE! C-CWA’s first ever… CANADIAN RULES MATCH~~!!! Quest rings the bell… Spunk and Lee charge in and go right at it. Kicks and punches are flying everywhere; the fans are going nuts! Lee shoves Spunk into the corner and continues his barrage, Quest comes in to break them up… the fans boo and Lee tosses Quest out of the way. Just as he was doing so, regained his composure and nailed Lee in the stomach with a Knee, followed it up with a belly-to-belly, and locked in the Butterfly lock!!! Lee is screaming in pain, and after about 45seconds, he gets a rope break! Spunk picks Lee up… he grapples him from behind… Lee elbows his way free, Spunk attempts a Kick and Lee sends him flying over with a Rapid Dragon Screw! Lee nails a couple of Spinning leg locks and then holds the last one in place to wear spunk’s knee down. Lee picks spunk back up… Spunk blocks a Lee punch and nails a knee to the stomach… spins behind… EVEREST GERMAN…1…2……NO!!! Almost that soon ladies and gentlemen! Spunk picks Lee up… it looks like he’s going for a Powerbomb…. LEE COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP… Lee to the top… Canada Doesn’t have Frogs Splash…1….2…..NO!!!! Spunk just barely gets his shoulder up!! Both men are just laying on the ground, Quest begins the ten count….1….2….3…..4…..5…..6… They both start to stand up….7…. They are ready to fight… they both charge in just like the beginning of the match!!! Spunk hits a high kick that dizzies Lee… he bounces off the opposite ropes… THREW LARIAT…. NO!!! LEE jumps up and catches him with an Ultra Rana….1….2……NO!!!!!! Spunk starts to try to get up to his feet… Lee sprints in and takes him down with a Peace Crusher deuce!!! Spunk bounces right back up but walks right into a GIMMICK BUSTAH~!!! Cover….1….2…..3!… NO!!!!! Quest says it was only 2!!! Lee starts to shove Quest around… Spunk comes in from behind… OMG BODY SCISSOR COBRA CLUTCH ON LEE!!! Lee fights for about a minute before he makes it to the ropes. Spunk picks Lee back up… Hashimoto kick rush… LEE CATCHES THE LAST KICK AND TAKES SPUNK DOWN WITH A RAPID DRAGON SCREW~!!!! Lee picks Spunk back up… OMG STO!!! Spunk stands up and clenches both his fists… he picks Lee up… HIGH ANGLE POWERBOMB….1….2…..NOOOO!!!!!! Spunk goes for another…. But once at the peak of the slam, Lee wiggles free and takes Spunk down with a Peace Crusher 2!!!! Cover….1…..2……NOO!!!!!! Lee picks Spunk back up… Grapples from behind… Spunk hits a switch… Lee hits a switch… Spunk hits a switch…. VERTICAL GERMAN….1….2…..LEE GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES~!! Spunk rolls Lee over and sets him up in Power bomb position… HIGH ANGLE POWERBOMB…1….2…..NO!!! LEE KICKS OUT… but Spunk keeps the leg locked… STF!!!! Lee looks to be in trouble, but he manages to get to the ropes just in time!!! Out of nowhere, Lee nails a Canadianziguri that Staggers Spunk… DOOBLA ARM DDT… Cover….1….2….NO!!!! Lee picks Spunk up again, taunts and says it’s over! He sets spunk up for a Gimmick buster… blocked… attempted again, Blocked… Spunk yanks Lee forward and guts him with a Takayama Stabbing knee…. Cover….1…..2…..3!!!
Winner by pin fall: Spunk
Time: 23:42
Audience (King’s Road): 91%
7.<<<Destiny Series: Tag Team>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Spicy Amphibiouso vs. Two Count
Hando starts this thing off quickly hitting a huge dropkick on Rigg.. Rigg shakes it off and tags in Jones. Jones quickly hits a reverse brainbuster on Hando, Rigg locks in a STF as the ref tries to pull him out of the ring.. ooh. Hando gets up and tags in Tandoori. Double dropkick on Jones. He follows up with a ddt planting Jones HARD. Jones rolls to his corner and tags in the leery Rigg. Tandoori follows up with a flurry of kicks and elbows to the leg.. Rigg responds with a front facebuster. OOOOH! Tandoori with a reverse frankensteiner on Rigg! Rigg is quick to make the tag.. Jesus! H Edge! Jones follows up with a brainbuster. Rigg up top.. Jones on the aprong.. MOONSAULT/SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK!!! (No word of a lie..)!!!! Jones follows up with a sheer drop fishermanbuster! He can't get up in time as Tandoori crawls to his corner. Quick belly to belly on Jones by Hando. SHINING BULLFROG! OUT OF F'N NOWHERE~! Top rope now.. ICHIZZARU BAKAYARO ELBOOOWWWWWWW~! He makes the pin.. 1...2... NO! Rigg comes in and plants Hando with a reverse brainbuster.. He pulls Jones with him to make the tag. Jones is stumbling to his feet as he is on all 4s in front of Rigg.. SHINING BULLFROG OFF OF JONES' BACK!!!! DELLLFFFFIIIIIIIN SPECIALGAH! 1...2.. Jones with the save. Hando with another Delfin Special (3rd to be exact) as Tandoori hits the Tandoori dream on Jones! 1....2....3.. FIYAHHHHH! Its over
Winners by pin fall: Hando & Tandoori Man
Time: 32:43
Audience (Strong Style): 86%
8. <<<World Heavyweight Championship>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Asian Penguin vs. Sykopath(c)
The crowd is buzzing as the bell sounds on a rematch of the Vaunted Trust main event. They tie up in the center of the ring but dance around until Syko pushes AP into the corner. Syko breaks cleanly, but gets the taste slapped out of his mouth. AP gets in his face and smiles arrogantly, but Syko changes his mood with a headbutt right between the eyes! Headbutt rush in the corner! AP's in the tree of WOE~! Kicks to the junk! AP slumps to the mat and rolls out to uhh... "collect his thoughts". Syko's right out after him, but nearly gets decapitated by a rising variation of the Burninating Lariat! AP rolls him in and makes the cover, barely a 2 count before Syko sits up. AP lands a dropkick to the back of the head and pushes Syko into the ropes with chops. Irish whip, Syko ducks a lariat and counters with one of his own. Not the GABOUA, but still effective. He locks in the sickle hold, but AP refuses to tap! He starts to fade slowly though, and Syko releases the hold. He picks up the groggy challenger, END TO SANITY! 1...2...AP kicks out! Syko charges, and gets a DROP TOE HOLD OF DOOM~! right into the middle turnbuckle! AP scores a low dropkick to the lower back and folds him up with a throwing German. He makes the cover, 1...2...kickout! Burninating Lariat ducked, Syko tries to counter with a backslide, but AP blocks it and plants him with a burning hammer! 1...2...no! AP looks a little frustrated and drags him to the middle of the ring, Pengata Lock applied! He's wrenching back on the neck, but Syko is slowly trying to inch to the ropes....almost there....AP drags him back to the center of the ring! Syko's still tries to fight, but his signs of life are fading slowly....I think he's out! New Champion! AP lets go and makes the cover, 1...2...holyfuckhekickedout! AP can't believe it, and he's BEGGING Syko to come back for some more. AP's running full steam, Syko explodes with Dead Rose Petals! AP no sells, Grace and Beauty of Utter Annihilation! But Syko's too exhausted to pin! He crawls over to the corner, he's going up top! Moonsault press! 1...2...AP kicks out again! Syko pulls him over to the corner and props him back to the crowd. World Comin-wait! AP lands on his feet and pulls Syko back into the tree of woe! Now Syko's the one getting his bozac busted! Man girl, what a match! AP pulls him out of the corner, Penguin Arrow! 1...2...my God, how are they still kicking out? AP pulls his up by his mask calling for one last Burninating Lariat...Syko ducks it! End To Sanity! 1...2......3! Syko retains!
Winner by pin fall: Sykopath
Time: 15:35
Audience (King's Road Style): 87%
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