Post by CyberTranz on Sept 21, 2009 21:05:56 GMT -6
1. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Kaori Night vs. Jo Ryder
Ryder makes her in ring return tonight against a women who in her mind deserves for the championship. The ladies tie up in the middle for the ring to get the match started; back and forth offence from both women finds them on their backs. Okay, that was a cheap joke. Scoop slam by Night, snap mare by Jo, Jo goes back with the attempted suplex but its countered by Night as she hits a suplex of her own. Night works the lower neck while Jo is down with the low dropkick to the back of the head, Jo gets back up to her feet and Night lands some knees to the gut, release tiger driver by Night! Quick cover… 1… 2… kick out! Jo comebacks with a series of snap suplex’s, Night back up to her feet and Jo almost takes her neck off with the neckbreaker. Jo tries to drag her back up to her feet; Night is there with the backbrain kick. Jo whipped to the ropes now, Night looks for the zero-fighter kick but Jo steps aside, release German suplex by Jo! Night goes for a ride into the ropes, uranage by Jo! Quick cover on Night… 1… 2… kick out! Night gets back to her feet; standing high kick finds its mark, Jo stumbles back in, northern lights suplex! Cover… 1… 2… kick out! Night now locks in the reverse knee cross, Jo desperately looking for the bottom rope and finds it. Last ditch effort by Jo, looking for the Ryder Slam but its countered by Night, she hits Jo with the back spin kick, NIGHT SAULT! Cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Kaori Night
Time: 15:34
Audience (Strong Style): 87
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Juan Leche vs. Jay
The former Juniorweight Champ is looking to rebound tonight and quickly takes the offensive, taking out Jay's knee with a baseball slide. He quickly comes down on the leg with a pair of spinning leg locks. He locks in the Loco Spin, and goes for an early cover getting a one. Jay keeps up and Leche keeps up the heat charging in. He's taken down with a drop toe hold, and Jay gets in a low dropkick to the face. Leche rolls over and gets another, Jay makes a cover as well but only gets a one. Both men are up and they lock up in the center of the ring. Leche goes for a tiger spin but Jay reverses it with a backdrop, Leche lands on his feet, and turns Jay inside out with a huge GERMAN! Jay's up groggy, and catches a leg feed enziguri to the temple! Leche makes the cover, 1...2...no! Leche scoops Jay up, Lechero Fall-no...Jay blocks it and counters with an overhead kick. Leche stumbles back into the ropes and gets the Stampede Kick! Jay makes the cover, 1...2...no! He picks Leche up, pumphandle into the Rocket Dive NO! Leche floats over landing behind Jay, Jay turns into a sole butt, sleeper hold by Leche! Jay's fighting, he's close to the ropes...he runs up the corner backflipping onto Leche! Both men up, BLAZING CUTTER!! 1...2...Leche gets his foot on the ropes! Jay tries to lift him by the mask but gets another sole butt, White Dream! Jay's down, Leche's gonna fly...Leche Splash DOESN'T connect! Jay moved out of the way and no he's on the top...Dengeki Missile 2000! 1...2...3, Jay got him!
Winner by pin fall: Jay Rudawa
Time: 10:13
Audience (Lucha Style): 82%
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Shadow vs. Catalyst
Shadow makes his way to the ring, carrying the PTTV Title proudly.. Catalyst is in no mood for this.. And dashes to the ring. BABA CHOP BY SHADOW! He goes for a flying headscissors, but it is ducked.. Leg juji by Catalyst! Shadow gets to the ropes.. He goes for a kick on Catalyst.. Caught.. ENZUI! Face crushaaaaah!! He tosses Cat against the ropes.. Dropkeeek! Catalyst back up.. Off the ropes, SHOTEI!! - Ducked! BABA CHOP~! Rana by Shadow.. 1.. NO! Catalyst back up.. SCHOOL BOY.. 1... NO! Low drop keep by Shadow.. Catalyst up slowly.. SHINING WIZAHHHHH! He looks mad now.. He gets back up, he goes for a shotei on Shadow.. Ducked.. SHINING WIZAHHHHHHHHHHHH!! INTO THE SHADOWS!! 1!! 2!! NO! He flips Catalyst over.. NKEE STAMP!! Catalyst slips out.. Backspin kick by Catalyst.. He jumps up top.. DIVING HEADBUTTO! He rolls Shadow to the outside.. They are brawling in the crowd now.. Back and forth.. BACKDROPP BY CATALYST THROUGH A TABLE!! Neither man can get up.. 18.. 19.. 20.. WE HAVE A DRAW!
Double Count Out
Time: 27:36
Audience (Strong Style): 91%
4. <<<Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Sykopath & Daredevil vs. Chapel & Viper
Quest really hates hardcore matches, but anyway, on with the show! *DING* Chapel and Syko decide to start out for their teams respectively. Immediately the rouch punches begin to fly as the two trade blows back and forth for damn near 3 minutes. Both of them are a bit bruised… Syko tries to lift Chapel up for a body slam… CHAPE blocks it and nails Sykopath with a HEADBUTT RUSH, and Sykopath rolls outside… Daredevil enters in to take on Chapel. DD and Chapel lock horns… DD comes on top with an elbow strike then launches Chapel with a Belly to Belly Suplex! Chapel begins to slowly get up… What’s this? SYKO WITH A MASSIVE CHAIR SHOT ACROSS CHAPEL’S HEAD FROM BEHIND!!! WHAM... Chapel goes right back down. Sykopath rolls back outside and DD begins to pick up Chapel when all of a sudden, Viper sneaks in from behind… ORIGINAL BACK DROP!!! Viper helps Chapel up… they set the chair up in center ring… pick DD up… OMG BIG DEMOLITION ONTO THE CHAIR!!! Where is Syko during all this? OMG SYKO COMES OUT FROM UNDERNEATH THE RING WITH ABOOT 7 TABLS!!! He's setting them up outside, Chapel and Viper shrug then go outside and begin beating down on Syko. What they don’t know is that DD is back up already… He lets out a loud yell and comes flying over the top rope and nails all 3 people with a Plancha suicide!!!! All 4 men are down… Syko and DD begin to stand up, as do Viper and Chapel… DD gets the smart idea to run in at Chapel with a lariat… wait… Chapel catches DD and sends him flying over with a front suplex whip!!! DD lands hard across the concrete! Mean while, Viper goes over to grapple with Syko… he gains the upper hand NAILS Syko WITH A TOMMY HAMMER! Viper picks up the groggy Sykopath and goes behind for a Backdrop... wait.. NO! Sykopath Leg Spins out and VIPER GOES HEADFIRST THROUGH A TABLE!!! Chapel and DD somehow ended up on the ring apron… OMG CHAPEL HAS DD’s LEG HOOKED... OMG!!! DISASTERPIECE OFF THE APRON AND THROUGH A TABLE!!! 1......... 2....... NO!!!! DD MANAGES TO KICK OUT!!! Syko goes over to DD and Chapel… Syko shuffles under the ring… HOLY DHIY!!! STAPLE GUN!!!! *CLICK* BLAM! *CLICK* BLAM! Syko is imbedding Chapel’s skull with staples!!! Syko rolls Chapel back inside and fishes under the ring some more… it’s… uhh… a bag of some sort… OMG! Syko begins spreading the thumb tacks inside the ring!!! DD rolls back inside, as does Viper, meanwhile Syko is picking Chapel up… he grabs him from behind… OMG I AM TAUE ACROSS THE THUMB TACS… cover…1………2………… VIPER SHOVES DD OUT OF THE WAY AND MAKES THE SAVE!!!! Viper back up, every man has bled at least an 10 ounces of blood each by now… he picks Syko… OMG THE CHAMP NAILS A HEADBUTT RUSH!!! He spins behind Viper… ANOTTHER I AM TAUE ACROSS THE THUMBTACS!!! VIPER’S BLEEDING LIKE A STUCK PIG IN SUMMER! Syko is climbing the top now… OMG OUT OF NOWHERE COMES CHAPEL… he shoves Syko off the top rope… SYKO GOES THROUGH A TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE HEAD FIRST!!! Chapel then picks another table up and rolls it inside… what he doesn’t account for is DD who is still in this match! DD catches Chapel with a few elbows, and then nails him with a Suplex off the apron into the ring!!! He sets Chapel up in center ring for the breaking point!! He gets him up… NO! VIPER NAILS DD ACROSS THE BACK WITH A CHAIR!!! Chapel and Viper set the chair up in center ring… they pick DD up and set him on the top rope… NO!!! NO!!!! NO!!! COMBINATION SUPER VIPER BOMB AND DISASTER PIECE!!! THEY SEND DD FLYING ALL THE WAY OVER THROUGH THE TABLE AND ONTO THE THUMB TACS!!!! They both slowly crawl over to the center… Cover… 1……… 2……… QUEST GETS YANKED AWAY!!! Syko comes in with a fire extinguisher!!! He clocks Viper over the head with it, then sprays it in Chapel’s face!!! Viper is out… Chapel cannot see… Syko sprays THE RED MIST on Chapel’s face to worsen the pain… OMG END TO SANITY ACROSS THE THUMBTACS!!! Quest crawls over… 1…………2……………3!!!!!
Winners by pin fall: Sykopath and Daredevil
Time: 30:14
Audience (Hardcore Style): 72%
5. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Crimson vs. Gene Starr
If I’m not mistaken, this is the very first meeting between these two superstars. Both have made a mark in the past, lets see what they got tonight. Gene starts off with some toe kicks, Crimson side steps another and connects with a drop toehold, he floats over intot he half Boston crab, and Gene wisely makes it to the bottom rope before any damage can be done. Gene comes back with scoop slam followed by a series of snap suplex’s, Gene looks to go behind now but Crimson counters with a kangaroo kick. Crimson bounces off the ropes now and hits the senton, quick cover on Gene… 1… 2… kick out! Gene gets back up to his feet and Crimson connects with the lifting takedown, he rolls him over and locks in the high powered Boston crab in the middle of the ring, Gene is able to inch his way to the ropes but Crimson pulls him back into the centre of the ring, Gene finally uses his leg strength to power out. Gene locks in the suplex and holds Crimson high up in the air letting all the blood rush to his head before having crashing to the mat. Crimson is able to stumble back to his feet, STO by Gene! The cover… 1… 2… kick out! Crimson barely gets the shoulder up; Crimson gets back to his feet and hits the kick to the gut on Gene, Schwein! Cover… 1… 2… kick out! Gene comes back with an American punch rush, he slaps his leg and calls for the Vagabond Kick, Crimson sees it coming and ducks under, CRIMSON CUTTER! Crimson has the sickle now and instead of going for the pin he carves a nice crimson mask on Gene. Gene gets back to his feet all bloody, northern lights suplex! Gene’s shoulders are down… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Crimson
Time: 18:39
Audience (Strong Style): 83%
6. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Team Violence vs. The Swankstaz
Prodigy and JC are going to start us off tonight. JC comes in with a toe kick, but Prodigy doesn't even flinch and breaks off a hard ass right hand with some stank on it, snapping Storm's head back. He buries a knee in JC's gut and picks him up for a pendulum backbreaker. He drags him over to the corner and makes a quick tag out to Lee, who comes in with a double ax handle off the middle rope to the ribs. He applies a wristlock and kicks him a few more times in the rib cage, but Storm catches the last one and hits a hella early captured! He pulls Lee over to his corner and drops a leg across his throat while Grinch tags in, springboard splash gets a one count, and the champs proceed to shove Lee into a corner and stomp the shit out of him. Grinch goes for an irish whip out of the corner, but Lee reverses it sending him head first into JC, and he hits the double arm DDT out of desperation. Both men are down, and Lee catches his breath for a minute before rolling over into the fujiwara armbar. Grinch slides over to the ropes pretty quick and necessitates the break, but Lee stomps him out of the ring. He hesitates for a moment, then flies through the ropes nailing Grinch with the suicide dive! JC comes over and drops Lee on the 'crete with a DDT, but gets FLOORED by a lariat from Prodigy! He scoops Grinch up and scoop slams him back first across the guardrail! He throws him and Lee back into the ring, Lee makes the cover, 1...2...no! Lee goes up top, he's calling for the frog splash, but he misses! Grinch kips up to his feet, Special Delivery! Both men are down again, but neither of them can make a tag because the partners are fighting on the floor! Prodigy goes for a short arm lariat, but JC ducks and hits the Reality Check on the floor! He jumps up onto the apron, and Grinch makes the tag! JC comes in on fire, knocking Lee into the ropes with right hands, Lee reverses the irish whip but JC drops down and hits him with a low blow, Gravity Bomb~! 1...2...Prodigy comes out of nowhere and breaks it up! Grinch is in and goes for the Special Delivery again, but Prodigy shoves him back and hits the Prodigy Bomb on Grinch! Prodigy Bomb on JC! Lee's still groggy from the Gravity Bomb and he covers Grinch! He's not the legal man, Prodigy picks him up and drops him on Storm. 1...2...JC kicks out! Prodigy sighs and drags Lee to the corner, tagging himself in. He bounces off the ropes, but the Swankstaz duck the double lariat and hit one of their own on Prodigy! TenKoji CUTTAH! JC tags in Grinch and hits a Swank Slam, Grinch hits a frog splash! Lee's still dazed, double cover! 1...2...3!
Winners by pin fall: The Swankstaz
Time: 29:46
Audience (Strong Style): 96%
Standing along side Barry Woods, is Twinky McLanahan. Promo, GO!
[Barry:] Twinky, tonight, you face Asian Penguin; who, since your time here, has developed into one of the most top-named competitors in the C-CWA. Are you afraid of losing to him?
[Twinky:] Afraid of losing? Nope.
[Barry:] Why?
[Twinky:] See, Barry, it's like my daddy Bubba told me once... you learn from losing.
[Barry:] But... losing sucks.
[Twinky:] See? That's the first thing I learned, too! But, when you're obviously as GREAT and TALENTED as I am; you need to improve, or be thrown to the side like Hulk "My Skin's Orange!" Hogan.
[Barry:] But, what if you lose?
[Twinky:] Then, I sit down, watch the match, and look to where I can improve. Honestly, I'm surprised MORE people don't do it that way, but what the hell do I know, I'm ONLY the Legend Everybody Wants to Be. I was ONLY the Hardcore Icon. I was ONLY hairs away from the top of that other company, only to be kept down by a careless giant of a woman who kept dropping me on my head.
[Barry:] It shows.
[Twinky:] Ah, thank you.
Twinky walks off, and scene fades out.
7. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Asian Penguin vs. Twinky McLanahan
MAH GAWD!! THE REDEBUT OF TWINKY!! AP and Twinky lock up in a Test of Strength. AP with an elbow strike on Twinky. This brings back memories, doesn't it? MY GOD!! TWINKY IS BITING AP!! Headlock takedown by AP.. Twinky back up, Headlock takedown by Twinky. Reverse DDT by Twinky.. SICKLE! AP breaks free.. Blood starting to trickle.. He whips Twinky.. MAIN EVENT SLEEPER HOLD!! Twinky struggles free. Release belly to belly by Twinky.. He goes up top.. Cancun Tornado! 1...2.. NO. AP back up.. Off the ropes.. Running Elbow! Side headlock applied now.. He wrenches the neck.. But Twinky bites his arm! AP whips him off the ropes.. URNAGE! Twinky back up, groggy. He goes for a DDT on him.. He goes tossed off! AP going for a leg lock.. Kick to the back of the head by Twinky! DOUBLE BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!! He goes up top.. Another Cancun tornado - MISSED! NODAWA BY AP!! He makes the pinfall..1....2.. NO! He throws Twinky to the outside.. Off the ropes.. ELBOW SUICIDA!! He rolls Twinky back inside.. ROLLLLLLLING ELBOW! He grabs Twinky from behind.. Setting up the glass ceiling.. BULLDOG BY TWINKY! Twinky bounces off the ropes... AP catches the lariat, URNAGE! REVERSE STF LOCKED IN!! Twinky grabs the ropes. Twinky back up.. AP goes for an elbow. Twinky ducks.. TRUCK DRIVER DRIVER!! He picks up AP.. This could be the end.. And he bites him.. AP with an elbow to the stomache. He goes behind.. URNAGE! Twinky back up, dazed.. AP props him on his shoulders.. DEATH VALLEY BOMB!!! Both men slow to get up.. Twinky with a backslide!! 1!! 2!! NO! Implant DDT by Twinky.. AP jumps back up.. NODAWAAAAA - NO! Arm drag by Twinky. Implant DDT by Twinky.. Cancun Tornado. He rolls AP over.. Spinning Toe Hold.. AP won't tap.. He won't.. The ref jumps up and calls for the bell..
Winner by Ref Stop: Twinky McLanahan
Time: 20:01
Audience (Strong Style): 81%
8. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
SPUNK vs. Dante Black
OMG! THE PEOPLES F’N CHAMP VS THE PEOPLES F’N SPUNK! *DING* Spunk and Dante begin to circle… Spunk fakes a few shots as does Dante. Finally they lock up in center ring…. Dante comes out on top with a headlock and manages to hip spunk over and lock in a side headlock. Spunk fights up to his feet and shoves Dante into the ropes… Dante bounces back and decks spunk with a shoulder block. Dante turns and runs off the other ropes, spunk rolls over on his belly, Dante hops over, bounces back and Spunk takes him down with a drop toehold. Spunk then floats over and locks dante into a half-crab. Dante fights and fights and manages to get to the ropes. The face eachother back in the center… they lock up… Spunk hits an elbow… Dante nails a Jab… elbow… jab… elbow… jab… jab…. Jab… Dante manages to back spunk into the corner. He begins chopping Spunk wildly. All of a sudden, Spunk grabs him and smashes him head first into the turn post. He begins violently kneeing Dante in the gut until Dante sags down in the corner. Spunk nails a couple feet across the face… bounces off the opposite rope… OMG OHTANI FACE WASH~!!! Spunk picks Dante up… OMG STO!!! O IS FOR OVARIES… or something… cover….1….2…..NO! Spunk says “FINEEESH!” He tries to pick Dante up for the STD…. Dante floats over and takes Spunk out with a twisted back drop…. Cover….1….2…..NO! Dante sits Spunk up… bounces off the ropes… LOW DROPKICK TO BACK OF HEAD! Spunk rolls over in pain… Dante just mounts his side and knees him viciously… Quest forces a break. Dante picks Spunk back up… he bends him over and locks in the double chicken wing… it cannot be… not this early… BLACK OUT!!! No… Spunk blocks it by kneeling down… he then pushes his way free and elbows Dante across the face so hard that Dante falls forward flat on his face!!!! Quest checks on Dante… Spunk shoves Quest out of the way… OMG POWER BOMB….1…..2……NO!!!! HOW IN DA HELL? Spunk picks dante up… HOLY DHIY!!! STD!!!!! Spunk is about to go for the cover when all of a sudden… RAGIN’ ROSS COMES OUT!!!! Spunk gets up and yells for Ross to return to the back, but Ross just keeps coming forward… out of nowhere Dante comes behind Spunk with a School boy……1……2…….NO!!!!! Both men are down and Ross is still at ring side cheering Dante on. Dante is up first… he begins picking spunk up… Spunk swats his hand away, jumps up and nails a GAMENGIRI!!!!!! Cover….1…..2….. Ross gets on the apron and Spunk sits up…. All of a sudden… OMG IT’S AP AND CATALYST!!! They yank Ross off the apron and commence beating down on Ross! Back inside… Spunk finally turns around, but is greeted by a kick to the stomach followed by a Gotch Piledriver!!!! Dante picks Spunk up… again spunk swats his hand away…. GAMENGIRI…. NO!! Dante ducks, Spunk lands on his stomach and Dante locks in an Ankle lock!!!! Spunk is real hurt, but he manages to crawl his way over to the ropes for a break. Dante picks Spunk back up… it’s over says Dante… he sets spunk up for the Blackout… blocked again… Spunk frees an Arm and nails Dante in the BOZAC!!! MAH GAWD!!! Dante squirms around in pain… Spunk bounces off the ropes and nails Dante with a Yakuza Kick!!!! Dante goes flying into the corner… Spunk sets him up top… what the hell is this… OMG MUSSU BUSTAH!!!!! Spunk doesn’t go for the pin… instead he walks around to Dante’s leg and locks in the STF!!! F IS FOR FERTILE!!! Dante has no where to go… they are in dead center ring… Ross is getting beat up by AP and Catalyst…. DANTE TAPS!!! DANTE TAPS!!!!
Winner by submission: SPUNK
Time: 18:05
Audience (King’s Road Style): 90%
[Fade]
Kaori Night vs. Jo Ryder
Ryder makes her in ring return tonight against a women who in her mind deserves for the championship. The ladies tie up in the middle for the ring to get the match started; back and forth offence from both women finds them on their backs. Okay, that was a cheap joke. Scoop slam by Night, snap mare by Jo, Jo goes back with the attempted suplex but its countered by Night as she hits a suplex of her own. Night works the lower neck while Jo is down with the low dropkick to the back of the head, Jo gets back up to her feet and Night lands some knees to the gut, release tiger driver by Night! Quick cover… 1… 2… kick out! Jo comebacks with a series of snap suplex’s, Night back up to her feet and Jo almost takes her neck off with the neckbreaker. Jo tries to drag her back up to her feet; Night is there with the backbrain kick. Jo whipped to the ropes now, Night looks for the zero-fighter kick but Jo steps aside, release German suplex by Jo! Night goes for a ride into the ropes, uranage by Jo! Quick cover on Night… 1… 2… kick out! Night gets back to her feet; standing high kick finds its mark, Jo stumbles back in, northern lights suplex! Cover… 1… 2… kick out! Night now locks in the reverse knee cross, Jo desperately looking for the bottom rope and finds it. Last ditch effort by Jo, looking for the Ryder Slam but its countered by Night, she hits Jo with the back spin kick, NIGHT SAULT! Cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Kaori Night
Time: 15:34
Audience (Strong Style): 87
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Juan Leche vs. Jay
The former Juniorweight Champ is looking to rebound tonight and quickly takes the offensive, taking out Jay's knee with a baseball slide. He quickly comes down on the leg with a pair of spinning leg locks. He locks in the Loco Spin, and goes for an early cover getting a one. Jay keeps up and Leche keeps up the heat charging in. He's taken down with a drop toe hold, and Jay gets in a low dropkick to the face. Leche rolls over and gets another, Jay makes a cover as well but only gets a one. Both men are up and they lock up in the center of the ring. Leche goes for a tiger spin but Jay reverses it with a backdrop, Leche lands on his feet, and turns Jay inside out with a huge GERMAN! Jay's up groggy, and catches a leg feed enziguri to the temple! Leche makes the cover, 1...2...no! Leche scoops Jay up, Lechero Fall-no...Jay blocks it and counters with an overhead kick. Leche stumbles back into the ropes and gets the Stampede Kick! Jay makes the cover, 1...2...no! He picks Leche up, pumphandle into the Rocket Dive NO! Leche floats over landing behind Jay, Jay turns into a sole butt, sleeper hold by Leche! Jay's fighting, he's close to the ropes...he runs up the corner backflipping onto Leche! Both men up, BLAZING CUTTER!! 1...2...Leche gets his foot on the ropes! Jay tries to lift him by the mask but gets another sole butt, White Dream! Jay's down, Leche's gonna fly...Leche Splash DOESN'T connect! Jay moved out of the way and no he's on the top...Dengeki Missile 2000! 1...2...3, Jay got him!
Winner by pin fall: Jay Rudawa
Time: 10:13
Audience (Lucha Style): 82%
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Shadow vs. Catalyst
Shadow makes his way to the ring, carrying the PTTV Title proudly.. Catalyst is in no mood for this.. And dashes to the ring. BABA CHOP BY SHADOW! He goes for a flying headscissors, but it is ducked.. Leg juji by Catalyst! Shadow gets to the ropes.. He goes for a kick on Catalyst.. Caught.. ENZUI! Face crushaaaaah!! He tosses Cat against the ropes.. Dropkeeek! Catalyst back up.. Off the ropes, SHOTEI!! - Ducked! BABA CHOP~! Rana by Shadow.. 1.. NO! Catalyst back up.. SCHOOL BOY.. 1... NO! Low drop keep by Shadow.. Catalyst up slowly.. SHINING WIZAHHHHH! He looks mad now.. He gets back up, he goes for a shotei on Shadow.. Ducked.. SHINING WIZAHHHHHHHHHHHH!! INTO THE SHADOWS!! 1!! 2!! NO! He flips Catalyst over.. NKEE STAMP!! Catalyst slips out.. Backspin kick by Catalyst.. He jumps up top.. DIVING HEADBUTTO! He rolls Shadow to the outside.. They are brawling in the crowd now.. Back and forth.. BACKDROPP BY CATALYST THROUGH A TABLE!! Neither man can get up.. 18.. 19.. 20.. WE HAVE A DRAW!
Double Count Out
Time: 27:36
Audience (Strong Style): 91%
4. <<<Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Sykopath & Daredevil vs. Chapel & Viper
Quest really hates hardcore matches, but anyway, on with the show! *DING* Chapel and Syko decide to start out for their teams respectively. Immediately the rouch punches begin to fly as the two trade blows back and forth for damn near 3 minutes. Both of them are a bit bruised… Syko tries to lift Chapel up for a body slam… CHAPE blocks it and nails Sykopath with a HEADBUTT RUSH, and Sykopath rolls outside… Daredevil enters in to take on Chapel. DD and Chapel lock horns… DD comes on top with an elbow strike then launches Chapel with a Belly to Belly Suplex! Chapel begins to slowly get up… What’s this? SYKO WITH A MASSIVE CHAIR SHOT ACROSS CHAPEL’S HEAD FROM BEHIND!!! WHAM... Chapel goes right back down. Sykopath rolls back outside and DD begins to pick up Chapel when all of a sudden, Viper sneaks in from behind… ORIGINAL BACK DROP!!! Viper helps Chapel up… they set the chair up in center ring… pick DD up… OMG BIG DEMOLITION ONTO THE CHAIR!!! Where is Syko during all this? OMG SYKO COMES OUT FROM UNDERNEATH THE RING WITH ABOOT 7 TABLS!!! He's setting them up outside, Chapel and Viper shrug then go outside and begin beating down on Syko. What they don’t know is that DD is back up already… He lets out a loud yell and comes flying over the top rope and nails all 3 people with a Plancha suicide!!!! All 4 men are down… Syko and DD begin to stand up, as do Viper and Chapel… DD gets the smart idea to run in at Chapel with a lariat… wait… Chapel catches DD and sends him flying over with a front suplex whip!!! DD lands hard across the concrete! Mean while, Viper goes over to grapple with Syko… he gains the upper hand NAILS Syko WITH A TOMMY HAMMER! Viper picks up the groggy Sykopath and goes behind for a Backdrop... wait.. NO! Sykopath Leg Spins out and VIPER GOES HEADFIRST THROUGH A TABLE!!! Chapel and DD somehow ended up on the ring apron… OMG CHAPEL HAS DD’s LEG HOOKED... OMG!!! DISASTERPIECE OFF THE APRON AND THROUGH A TABLE!!! 1......... 2....... NO!!!! DD MANAGES TO KICK OUT!!! Syko goes over to DD and Chapel… Syko shuffles under the ring… HOLY DHIY!!! STAPLE GUN!!!! *CLICK* BLAM! *CLICK* BLAM! Syko is imbedding Chapel’s skull with staples!!! Syko rolls Chapel back inside and fishes under the ring some more… it’s… uhh… a bag of some sort… OMG! Syko begins spreading the thumb tacks inside the ring!!! DD rolls back inside, as does Viper, meanwhile Syko is picking Chapel up… he grabs him from behind… OMG I AM TAUE ACROSS THE THUMB TACS… cover…1………2………… VIPER SHOVES DD OUT OF THE WAY AND MAKES THE SAVE!!!! Viper back up, every man has bled at least an 10 ounces of blood each by now… he picks Syko… OMG THE CHAMP NAILS A HEADBUTT RUSH!!! He spins behind Viper… ANOTTHER I AM TAUE ACROSS THE THUMBTACS!!! VIPER’S BLEEDING LIKE A STUCK PIG IN SUMMER! Syko is climbing the top now… OMG OUT OF NOWHERE COMES CHAPEL… he shoves Syko off the top rope… SYKO GOES THROUGH A TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE HEAD FIRST!!! Chapel then picks another table up and rolls it inside… what he doesn’t account for is DD who is still in this match! DD catches Chapel with a few elbows, and then nails him with a Suplex off the apron into the ring!!! He sets Chapel up in center ring for the breaking point!! He gets him up… NO! VIPER NAILS DD ACROSS THE BACK WITH A CHAIR!!! Chapel and Viper set the chair up in center ring… they pick DD up and set him on the top rope… NO!!! NO!!!! NO!!! COMBINATION SUPER VIPER BOMB AND DISASTER PIECE!!! THEY SEND DD FLYING ALL THE WAY OVER THROUGH THE TABLE AND ONTO THE THUMB TACS!!!! They both slowly crawl over to the center… Cover… 1……… 2……… QUEST GETS YANKED AWAY!!! Syko comes in with a fire extinguisher!!! He clocks Viper over the head with it, then sprays it in Chapel’s face!!! Viper is out… Chapel cannot see… Syko sprays THE RED MIST on Chapel’s face to worsen the pain… OMG END TO SANITY ACROSS THE THUMBTACS!!! Quest crawls over… 1…………2……………3!!!!!
Winners by pin fall: Sykopath and Daredevil
Time: 30:14
Audience (Hardcore Style): 72%
5. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Crimson vs. Gene Starr
If I’m not mistaken, this is the very first meeting between these two superstars. Both have made a mark in the past, lets see what they got tonight. Gene starts off with some toe kicks, Crimson side steps another and connects with a drop toehold, he floats over intot he half Boston crab, and Gene wisely makes it to the bottom rope before any damage can be done. Gene comes back with scoop slam followed by a series of snap suplex’s, Gene looks to go behind now but Crimson counters with a kangaroo kick. Crimson bounces off the ropes now and hits the senton, quick cover on Gene… 1… 2… kick out! Gene gets back up to his feet and Crimson connects with the lifting takedown, he rolls him over and locks in the high powered Boston crab in the middle of the ring, Gene is able to inch his way to the ropes but Crimson pulls him back into the centre of the ring, Gene finally uses his leg strength to power out. Gene locks in the suplex and holds Crimson high up in the air letting all the blood rush to his head before having crashing to the mat. Crimson is able to stumble back to his feet, STO by Gene! The cover… 1… 2… kick out! Crimson barely gets the shoulder up; Crimson gets back to his feet and hits the kick to the gut on Gene, Schwein! Cover… 1… 2… kick out! Gene comes back with an American punch rush, he slaps his leg and calls for the Vagabond Kick, Crimson sees it coming and ducks under, CRIMSON CUTTER! Crimson has the sickle now and instead of going for the pin he carves a nice crimson mask on Gene. Gene gets back to his feet all bloody, northern lights suplex! Gene’s shoulders are down… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Crimson
Time: 18:39
Audience (Strong Style): 83%
6. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Team Violence vs. The Swankstaz
Prodigy and JC are going to start us off tonight. JC comes in with a toe kick, but Prodigy doesn't even flinch and breaks off a hard ass right hand with some stank on it, snapping Storm's head back. He buries a knee in JC's gut and picks him up for a pendulum backbreaker. He drags him over to the corner and makes a quick tag out to Lee, who comes in with a double ax handle off the middle rope to the ribs. He applies a wristlock and kicks him a few more times in the rib cage, but Storm catches the last one and hits a hella early captured! He pulls Lee over to his corner and drops a leg across his throat while Grinch tags in, springboard splash gets a one count, and the champs proceed to shove Lee into a corner and stomp the shit out of him. Grinch goes for an irish whip out of the corner, but Lee reverses it sending him head first into JC, and he hits the double arm DDT out of desperation. Both men are down, and Lee catches his breath for a minute before rolling over into the fujiwara armbar. Grinch slides over to the ropes pretty quick and necessitates the break, but Lee stomps him out of the ring. He hesitates for a moment, then flies through the ropes nailing Grinch with the suicide dive! JC comes over and drops Lee on the 'crete with a DDT, but gets FLOORED by a lariat from Prodigy! He scoops Grinch up and scoop slams him back first across the guardrail! He throws him and Lee back into the ring, Lee makes the cover, 1...2...no! Lee goes up top, he's calling for the frog splash, but he misses! Grinch kips up to his feet, Special Delivery! Both men are down again, but neither of them can make a tag because the partners are fighting on the floor! Prodigy goes for a short arm lariat, but JC ducks and hits the Reality Check on the floor! He jumps up onto the apron, and Grinch makes the tag! JC comes in on fire, knocking Lee into the ropes with right hands, Lee reverses the irish whip but JC drops down and hits him with a low blow, Gravity Bomb~! 1...2...Prodigy comes out of nowhere and breaks it up! Grinch is in and goes for the Special Delivery again, but Prodigy shoves him back and hits the Prodigy Bomb on Grinch! Prodigy Bomb on JC! Lee's still groggy from the Gravity Bomb and he covers Grinch! He's not the legal man, Prodigy picks him up and drops him on Storm. 1...2...JC kicks out! Prodigy sighs and drags Lee to the corner, tagging himself in. He bounces off the ropes, but the Swankstaz duck the double lariat and hit one of their own on Prodigy! TenKoji CUTTAH! JC tags in Grinch and hits a Swank Slam, Grinch hits a frog splash! Lee's still dazed, double cover! 1...2...3!
Winners by pin fall: The Swankstaz
Time: 29:46
Audience (Strong Style): 96%
Standing along side Barry Woods, is Twinky McLanahan. Promo, GO!
[Barry:] Twinky, tonight, you face Asian Penguin; who, since your time here, has developed into one of the most top-named competitors in the C-CWA. Are you afraid of losing to him?
[Twinky:] Afraid of losing? Nope.
[Barry:] Why?
[Twinky:] See, Barry, it's like my daddy Bubba told me once... you learn from losing.
[Barry:] But... losing sucks.
[Twinky:] See? That's the first thing I learned, too! But, when you're obviously as GREAT and TALENTED as I am; you need to improve, or be thrown to the side like Hulk "My Skin's Orange!" Hogan.
[Barry:] But, what if you lose?
[Twinky:] Then, I sit down, watch the match, and look to where I can improve. Honestly, I'm surprised MORE people don't do it that way, but what the hell do I know, I'm ONLY the Legend Everybody Wants to Be. I was ONLY the Hardcore Icon. I was ONLY hairs away from the top of that other company, only to be kept down by a careless giant of a woman who kept dropping me on my head.
[Barry:] It shows.
[Twinky:] Ah, thank you.
Twinky walks off, and scene fades out.
7. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Asian Penguin vs. Twinky McLanahan
MAH GAWD!! THE REDEBUT OF TWINKY!! AP and Twinky lock up in a Test of Strength. AP with an elbow strike on Twinky. This brings back memories, doesn't it? MY GOD!! TWINKY IS BITING AP!! Headlock takedown by AP.. Twinky back up, Headlock takedown by Twinky. Reverse DDT by Twinky.. SICKLE! AP breaks free.. Blood starting to trickle.. He whips Twinky.. MAIN EVENT SLEEPER HOLD!! Twinky struggles free. Release belly to belly by Twinky.. He goes up top.. Cancun Tornado! 1...2.. NO. AP back up.. Off the ropes.. Running Elbow! Side headlock applied now.. He wrenches the neck.. But Twinky bites his arm! AP whips him off the ropes.. URNAGE! Twinky back up, groggy. He goes for a DDT on him.. He goes tossed off! AP going for a leg lock.. Kick to the back of the head by Twinky! DOUBLE BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!! He goes up top.. Another Cancun tornado - MISSED! NODAWA BY AP!! He makes the pinfall..1....2.. NO! He throws Twinky to the outside.. Off the ropes.. ELBOW SUICIDA!! He rolls Twinky back inside.. ROLLLLLLLING ELBOW! He grabs Twinky from behind.. Setting up the glass ceiling.. BULLDOG BY TWINKY! Twinky bounces off the ropes... AP catches the lariat, URNAGE! REVERSE STF LOCKED IN!! Twinky grabs the ropes. Twinky back up.. AP goes for an elbow. Twinky ducks.. TRUCK DRIVER DRIVER!! He picks up AP.. This could be the end.. And he bites him.. AP with an elbow to the stomache. He goes behind.. URNAGE! Twinky back up, dazed.. AP props him on his shoulders.. DEATH VALLEY BOMB!!! Both men slow to get up.. Twinky with a backslide!! 1!! 2!! NO! Implant DDT by Twinky.. AP jumps back up.. NODAWAAAAA - NO! Arm drag by Twinky. Implant DDT by Twinky.. Cancun Tornado. He rolls AP over.. Spinning Toe Hold.. AP won't tap.. He won't.. The ref jumps up and calls for the bell..
Winner by Ref Stop: Twinky McLanahan
Time: 20:01
Audience (Strong Style): 81%
8. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
SPUNK vs. Dante Black
OMG! THE PEOPLES F’N CHAMP VS THE PEOPLES F’N SPUNK! *DING* Spunk and Dante begin to circle… Spunk fakes a few shots as does Dante. Finally they lock up in center ring…. Dante comes out on top with a headlock and manages to hip spunk over and lock in a side headlock. Spunk fights up to his feet and shoves Dante into the ropes… Dante bounces back and decks spunk with a shoulder block. Dante turns and runs off the other ropes, spunk rolls over on his belly, Dante hops over, bounces back and Spunk takes him down with a drop toehold. Spunk then floats over and locks dante into a half-crab. Dante fights and fights and manages to get to the ropes. The face eachother back in the center… they lock up… Spunk hits an elbow… Dante nails a Jab… elbow… jab… elbow… jab… jab…. Jab… Dante manages to back spunk into the corner. He begins chopping Spunk wildly. All of a sudden, Spunk grabs him and smashes him head first into the turn post. He begins violently kneeing Dante in the gut until Dante sags down in the corner. Spunk nails a couple feet across the face… bounces off the opposite rope… OMG OHTANI FACE WASH~!!! Spunk picks Dante up… OMG STO!!! O IS FOR OVARIES… or something… cover….1….2…..NO! Spunk says “FINEEESH!” He tries to pick Dante up for the STD…. Dante floats over and takes Spunk out with a twisted back drop…. Cover….1….2…..NO! Dante sits Spunk up… bounces off the ropes… LOW DROPKICK TO BACK OF HEAD! Spunk rolls over in pain… Dante just mounts his side and knees him viciously… Quest forces a break. Dante picks Spunk back up… he bends him over and locks in the double chicken wing… it cannot be… not this early… BLACK OUT!!! No… Spunk blocks it by kneeling down… he then pushes his way free and elbows Dante across the face so hard that Dante falls forward flat on his face!!!! Quest checks on Dante… Spunk shoves Quest out of the way… OMG POWER BOMB….1…..2……NO!!!! HOW IN DA HELL? Spunk picks dante up… HOLY DHIY!!! STD!!!!! Spunk is about to go for the cover when all of a sudden… RAGIN’ ROSS COMES OUT!!!! Spunk gets up and yells for Ross to return to the back, but Ross just keeps coming forward… out of nowhere Dante comes behind Spunk with a School boy……1……2…….NO!!!!! Both men are down and Ross is still at ring side cheering Dante on. Dante is up first… he begins picking spunk up… Spunk swats his hand away, jumps up and nails a GAMENGIRI!!!!!! Cover….1…..2….. Ross gets on the apron and Spunk sits up…. All of a sudden… OMG IT’S AP AND CATALYST!!! They yank Ross off the apron and commence beating down on Ross! Back inside… Spunk finally turns around, but is greeted by a kick to the stomach followed by a Gotch Piledriver!!!! Dante picks Spunk up… again spunk swats his hand away…. GAMENGIRI…. NO!! Dante ducks, Spunk lands on his stomach and Dante locks in an Ankle lock!!!! Spunk is real hurt, but he manages to crawl his way over to the ropes for a break. Dante picks Spunk back up… it’s over says Dante… he sets spunk up for the Blackout… blocked again… Spunk frees an Arm and nails Dante in the BOZAC!!! MAH GAWD!!! Dante squirms around in pain… Spunk bounces off the ropes and nails Dante with a Yakuza Kick!!!! Dante goes flying into the corner… Spunk sets him up top… what the hell is this… OMG MUSSU BUSTAH!!!!! Spunk doesn’t go for the pin… instead he walks around to Dante’s leg and locks in the STF!!! F IS FOR FERTILE!!! Dante has no where to go… they are in dead center ring… Ross is getting beat up by AP and Catalyst…. DANTE TAPS!!! DANTE TAPS!!!!
Winner by submission: SPUNK
Time: 18:05
Audience (King’s Road Style): 90%
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