Post by CyberTranz on Sept 21, 2009 21:06:52 GMT -6
1. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Holly Wood & Jo Ryder vs. Kaori Night & Michiko Kuroda
Couto is in the ring ready to give you a little tag action; Holly and Jo against the Women’s champ Michiko and the women desperately wanting to be champ, Night. Can they get along? Let’s find out. Holly and Night start off with a series of ToS with neither lady budging. Night is finally on the offence with two successful drop toeholds. Holly fires back with a club to the back of the neck, shows floats around and takes out Night’s knee with a kick to the back of the leg, arm whip by Holly and Night makes the tag to Michiko. Holly attempts to go behind on Michiko but its reversed into he knee cross, Holly desperately makes the tag, Michiko now takes her down with the neck throw, a couple of short shoties send Holly back into her corner, tag to Jo. Fireman’s carry one the champ by Jo, she looks for the knifed edge chop but Michiko ducks under and hits a standing kick that nails her in the temple. Michiko with the whip, Jo ducks under and hits a kenka kick, quick cover… 1… 2... kick out! Night comes charging in but Holly takes her down, Night hammers her with the back elbow and sends her to the outside, Michiko tags Night back in. Jo drops her with he fireman’s carry, she sprints back up to her feet but Jo is there again with the neckbreaker, camel clutch applied and Michiko make the save. Tag back to Holly, Holly follows up with the tiger driver… 1… 2… kick out! Night makes the comeback, suplex on Holly and she sprints up to the top, POP STAR SPLASH! Cover… 1… 2… kick out! Close call, Night tries to follow up but Holly hits the DVD. Both women tag in the legal ladies. Jo comes in and hits the RYDER SLAM on Night sending her outside, Jo hooks Michiko from behind for Holly to connect, A WOMEN’S TOUCH! NO! Michiko ducks under and Holly blasts Jo! Standing high kick to Holly sending her outside, Jo gets back to her feet and Michiko from behind, dragon suplex! Cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winners by pin fall: Kaori Night & Michiko Kuroda
Time: 26:40
Audience (Strong Style): 85%
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Andre Eian vs. Alexander Belmont
Everyone better be able to FACE ON YA BAD SELF! The new comer Andre makes his debut against the re-born Belmont. Tie up I the middle of the ring, Andre hits a series of elbows to the side of the head, Belmont comes back with knuckle arrows, the begin of the match is an all out brawl. Belmont looks for the double leg takedown but Andre side steps it, neck throw by Andre, quick cover… 1… kick out! Belmont responds with the suplex, Andre gets back to his feet and is drilled with the Tommy hammer, Belmont looks to go from behind but its countered into ippon-zeoi! Andre looks to capitalize, snap suplex followed by the German suplex, another cover by Andre… 1… 2… kick out! Belmont lifts Andre in the air, stomach crusher! Nasty stuff, Belmont follows with the dynamite middle kick, he takes a brief second to catch his air and takes Andre down with the double leg takedown. Andre back up and back down with the pendulum backbreaker, cover by Belmont… 1… 2… kick out! Belmont looks for the Vampire Killer but its countered by Andre, powerbomb into the pin! Cover… 1… 2… kick out! Andre stays on him, tiger suplex from behind… 1… 2… kick out! Andre picks him up to his feet, Belmont with the kick to the gut, Turbo Drop II! That was big, can he get the cover… 1… 2… kick out! He sprints up to the top, NO! He misses the elbow drop; Andre picks him up, Emerald Frosion! Who says head drops are stale? Andre makes the cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Andre Eian
Time: 13:07
Audience (Strong Style): 78%
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Xavier Jacobs vs. Viper
These men had that epic hour long + battle at the house show, what will they so for an encore? They lock up in the center of the ring, but Viper quickly shoves Xavier down. He comes back only to get shoved down again. The third time he ducks and hits the ropes, nailing Viper in the jaw with a big ass kick to the face a la Kawada. He runs to the ropes again, hitting him with another kick…but he STILL won’t go down. Viper tells him to try it again but takes Jacobs’ head off with a boot of his own when he does try it. He pushes him back to the ropes with chops, but his irish whip attempt gets reversed into a HARD lariatooooooooo. He goes for a pin attempt but Viper kicks out before one. He picks Viper up but gets kicked in the gut, w. arm lock suplex by Viper, floats over into a pin for one. Viper sets him up, looks like a Viper Bomb but Xavier lands on his feet and scores with a toe kick, shoulder neckbreaker. Forward slam brainbuster, he swivels his hips and delivers another! A third…no! He drops into the DMD I! He makes a cover, 1…2…kickout! He hooks the leg again, 1…2…no! He lifts Viper high, again, but Viper shifts his weight and lands on top, 1…2…kickout by Xavier. Viper picks him up by the mask but Xavier shoves him away, lariat ducked by Viper, original backdrop! Cover! 1…2…kickout! VIPER BOMB!!!! 1…2…3!
Winner by pin fall: Viper
Time: 10:40
Audience (Strong Style): 54%
4. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Forbidden Fruits vs. Armada
SUPER FUN TAG ACTION TIME! Galacian will start us off with Heyzoos. Heyzoos tries to parry his advances with low kicks like he did Dink on Sunday, but Galacian has none of it fighting through into a side headlock. He drops to his knees and takes him over onto the mat. Heyzoos reverses with a headscissor, Galacian rolls through into a jackknife hold but Heyzoos kicks out before the count can begin. Snap mare takes Heyzoos down, OMG K-LIFT! Galacian throws him over into the ARMADA corner with another snap mare and makes the tag to Ramirez, who slingshots in with a plancha. He makes a cover but Heyzoos quickly gets a foot on the ropes. Ramirez shoves him into the corner, hitting some knife edge chops. He goes for a rope walk but Heyzoos pulls him off, Ramirez counters into a flying headscissors! Heyzoos rolls right through it and lunges to tag in Cyprus. He runs and hits a headscissors of his own, then springs into the corner smacking Galacian with a flying elbow. “VIVA MEH HE KO!” He turns and goes for a lariat but Ramirez catches his arm and flows into a ippon-zeoi. He holds onto the arm and floats over into a key lock, but Cyprus grabs the ropes with his free hand. Ramirez drags him back into the center of the ring to re-apply it but Cyprus rolls him up, 1…kickout, both men are up, Ramirez hits a jumping neckbreaker, makes a cover of his own, Cyprus kicks out at one and forces Ramirez to the ropes with his shoulder. Galacian makes a blind tag as Cyprus shoots Ramirez off into the ropes. Galacian slams Cyprus down by the back of his mask and Ramirez hits him with a running elbow drop. They set Cyprus up for the Rains, but Heyzoos flies in like a bat out of hell and breaks it up. HOLY FRUIT! Flaming Flip Fixer on Ramirez! Holmes is trying to restore order but Galacian shoves him to the side…dumping Cyprus on his head and on top of Heyzoos with a Devolver, breaking the submission. He makes the cover on Cyprus...1...2...kickout. OMG...Cyprus just may be TERMINAL! Ramirez tries to cut Heyzoos off, but gets EXPLODAH'D right over the top rope! CRAAAAAAAAAAZY SHIT! A stiff low kick breaks up the Terminal, and Heyzoos quickly rolls Cyprus out of the ring to recover. Ramirez rolls back in, and Galacian is calling for him to attack. He hits the opposite ropes, Galacian has him up in the gorilla press...rocket laucher style plancha onto the Fruits! I think Holmes has lost all track of legal men because Ramirez rolls Heyzoos in and makes a cover, Holmes counts....1...2...shoulder up. Galacian looks at Ramirez and tells gim it's time to end this, and they annihilate Heyzoos with the Rains of Destruction! Ramirez makes the cover, 1...2...no!!! Cyprus makes the save and nails both members of ARMADA with the Orange Splicer for good measure! Everyone is down but Cyprus! He stomps Galacian out of the ring and follows to the floor for...uh...some more stomping I guess. Ramirez and Heyzoos are both slow to get up...Ramirez goes for the shoulder breaker but Heyzoos floats over and hits the URANAGE! Explodahs AND Uranages..?!? This match is automatically the shit. Heyzoos screams out and all the women (and Batfarti) swoon. He goes up top, moonsault press! 1...2...kickout! Meanwhile on the floor Cyprus sets Galacian up for a reverse brainbuster but he floats over and hits the Eternum...on the crete! Now we have HEADBUMPS too! This match is insane! Heyzoos goes for the lightning combo but Ramirez catches a punch and locks in the Silver Binds! Heyzoos is screaming, Ramirez is screaming, the fans are screaming! He looks like he might be ready to tap...NO! He rolls through the pressure, locking in the knee cross! Galacian comes in to break it up,but Cyprus comes behind and locks him in the octopus hold! Ramirez is struggling to hold on, but after a long period of time he finally reaches the ropes. Galacian counters with a hiptoss but Cyprus is relentless and locks in the Orange Juicer! Heyzoos runs and dropkicks him in the face! Holmes tells Cyprus he's gotta break the hold and go to the corner, but his attention is again distracted when Ramirez comes from behind on Heyzoos with a rolling hold! 1...2...no! Ramirez gets up and finally kicks Cyprus off Galacian, but turns into a EXPLODAH '98!! Heyzoos covers, 1...2...foot on the rope! Heyzoos tags in Cyprus! He goes up top, diving headbutt connects....with the CANVAS! Ramirez rolls over and tags in Galacian! He comes in on fire lighting Cyprus up with kicks and palm strikes, and plants him with another OMG K-LIFT! Guillotine choke applied...Cyprus is thrashing around wildly but slowly starts to fade. Heyzoos comes in, but Ramirez cuts him off! Cyprus looks lifeless, Galacian yells for Holmes to count him down, 1...2...OMG NO! Galacian can't believe it and lifts Cyprus up for the Devolver...Cyprus counters with an ultra rana! 1...2...kickout! Ramirez charges but Cyprus sends him over the top! Galacian knocks Heyzoos off the apron with a baseball slide....Galacian and Cyprus collide! Double lariatooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYBODY'S DOWN!!! Holmes starts the count, 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! Holmes is calling for the bell! He walks over to the ring announcer to give the official decision....ladies and gentlemen, this match has reached the 45-minute time limit and is declared a draw!
Time Limit Draw
Time: 45:00
Audience (Strong Style): 92%
5. <<<#1 Contender: Junior Weight Championship>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Hando vs. Jay Rudawa
OMFG RED MULLET!!!! Flaming Spirit!!! ORA ORA! *Ding* OMG where are Hando’s shoes???? He’s gonna get athletes foot… poor guy. The two exchange little pansy palm blows that even make Quest laugh… then they begin with the 1337 ninja kicking!!! OMG KICKING!!! Jay’s kick gets blocked and Hando chops him across the neck… Tenryu style bitch! He nails a few more until he gets Jay backed all the way up into the corner… WHAP… WHAP… WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP…. WHAP!!!! Jay sinks down into the bottom Turnbuckle…. Hando backs up… OMG BULLFROG BUSTER (Bronco Buster)!!!! No, Jay slides out of the way and Hando lands bozac first across the bottom buckle!!! Jay goes to the Apron and nails a springboard Guillotine drop to take Hando off the ropes painfully…. Cover…..1……..2………No. Jay begins picking Hando up… Backbrain Axe kick *the week one*… cover….1…..2 easy kick out. Jay starts picking Hando up again… gets a couple punches to the gut, then locks in a BEARFROG HUG!!! Jay tries to get free, Hando loosens up a bit and nails a few knees to Jay’s gut, then whips him over with a belly-to-belly Suplex. Hando takes a small breather as Jay gets up… they Lock horns… Jay gets a side headlock in… he starts wrenching down… Hando shoves him to the ropes and catches Jay with a solebutt then follows up with a quick DDT…. Cover…..1……2…..No. They get up at aboot the same time… Hando goes for another hammer throw… Jay reverses but keeps Hando’s arm locked and whips him down with an IPPONZEI~! Cover….1…….2 No. Jay picks Hando back up… TRIBUTE TO HIDE… no Hando ducks. Jay lands belly first… Hando locks in a STF!!! F is for Froggy!!! Jay struggles to get free for a bit, but just cannot do it. He uses all his strength to crawl over and get a rope-a-break. Hando picks Jay up… Jay nails a mid kick… mid kick… high kick… HIGH KEEECK~!!! Hando falls down hard and tries to sit up… little does he know that Jay is bouncing off the ropes and flies in with a low drop kick to the face!!! He picks Hando up again… NO HANDO ROLLS FORWARD INTO A CROSS KNEEL LOCK!!!! Jay is in pain again, but a lot closer to the ropes this time. Hando picks Jay back up… whips him to the ropes… Jay ducks a lariat and bounces back with a cross body block…. NO HANDO CATCHES HIM…. DELFIN BACK-A-BREAKER!!!! Wait… Jay slips free and locks in a pump handle…. OMG VIAGRA DRIVER!!!! Cover…..1……..2……..NO!!!!!! Jay waltzes over to Hando… SHINING FINGER!!!! I really don’t know what that means… but Hando seems to be in pain… he wiggles a bit and gets his foot on the ropes for a break. Jay says “TO DA SKY!!” He goes to the apron and waits for Hando to get up… SPRING BOARD CROSS BODY… NO!!! HANDO COUNTERS WITH A JUMPING SHINING BULLFROG!!!! Cover….1……….2……..NO!!!!! Hando gets up and does the guts pose… he waits for Jay to get up…. SHINING BULLFROG!!!! NO!! Jay dashes up and catches Hando with a BLAZING CUTTER!!!! Jay goes to the top… DENGEKI MISSILE 2000….. Cover……1…….2………3!! NOOO!!!! ONLY 2!!!!!!!! Jay is elated, he goes back up top… DENGEKI MISSILE 2000…. Hando rolls out of the way… Jay lands on his knee… knee? OMG SHINING BULLFROG!!!!! Hando covers Jay Delfin style…. As he’s hooking the leg, Jay rolls him into a surprise Prawn hold……1……..2……..3!!!!!! HOLY CRAP!!!
Winner by pin fall: Jay Rudawa
Time: 18:34
Audience (Lucha Style): 81%
6. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Brian Lee vs. Dante Black
Lee makes his way to the ring, minus Prodigy, as he is showered by a loud bunch of boos.. Dante Black comes out now, looking determined. Lee starts off going for a brainbuster, but Dante reverses into a wakigatame! Lee slips out, and hits a drop toe hold on Dante.. They both get up and face off. Elbow by Lee.. Elbow by Dante.. Another elbow by Lee, Dante catches him and hits a belly to belly. Lee back up, and flying kneel kick on Dante! He picks up Dante and goes for a kick on him.. Caught! Dragon Screw! Lee back up, DDT on Lee! He picks up Lee, and sets up the brainbuster, Wakigatame by Lee! Dante is able to fight to the ropes to force the break. Lee pulls Dante back up, goes for a lariat, Dante ducks, ENZUIGURI! Dante picks up Lee.. This could be the end.. ENZUIGURI OUT OF NOWHERE BY LEE!! He follows up with a swinging neck breaker. He picks up Dante, and sets up the double arm DDT.. He calls out.. BACKBODY DROPPPPPP by Dante Black! Lee is getting up slowly.. Dropkick to the head! Lee rolls out of the ring. Dante follows him outside.. BRAINNNNBUSTAHHHHHH ON THE CONCRETE!! He picks him up.. Mah gawd!! Another! He picks up Lee.. DRAGON SUPLEX! DRAGON SUPLEX! Lee stumbles to his feet as Dante shakes his head off.. He goes for a lariat: CAUGHT! EXPROIDAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Lee rolls back in as Dante tries to catch his breath.. He rolls back in.. DOUBLE ARM DDT!! He grabs him from behind, BACKKKDROPP! Dante right back up! Blockbuster hold!! 1.....2.....NO! Lee back up, sets up the Double arm DDT.. Backbody drop! Dante whips Lee, Dante off the ropes, DDT! He picks up Lee for the Blackout.. Nooo! reversed.. Lee picks him up.. Double Arm DDT! He makes the cover.. 1...2....Foot on the ropes! He picks up Dante for what looks like a german.. NO! Kangaroo kick.. Dante with an enzuiguri.. He goes up top.. Frooooog splashhh! He whips Lee to the corner, Lee holds on and reverses.. Running elbooooow! He goes up top.. Frog Splash! Dante rolls to the outside.. Lee follows him out there.. Lee goes for a peace crusha 2, but Dante moves out of the way.. He hits a BRAINBUSTAH! He rolls Lee back in.. Another Brainbuster! He makes the cover.. 1....2....3!
Winner by pin fall: Dante Black
Time: 17:34
Audience (Strong Style): 78%
7. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
SPUNK vs. Twinky McLanahan
SPUNK wastes no time in showboating, and jumps straight on Twinky. He grabs Twinky around the neck and cinches back. Quest comes over and checks on Twinky, but Twinky manages to roll to the ropes, breaking off the chokehold. They stand up and trade off stares. Again, they rush in. Twinky locks in a headlock, but SPUNK gets the one up and drops him right on his head with a head-spike style backdrop. Twinky seems a bit flustered by the move, and he stands up dizzy. SPUNK fires away with the punches, and again knocks the wind out of the Twink with a knee straight into the groin. Quest didn’t see it! Twinky gets up, looking pretty pissed. He circles SPUNK again. SPUNK rushes in for the shoot-style tackle, but Twinky grabs him by the head and spikes him down with a DDT. SPUNK gets up quickly, and pushes Twinky into the corner. He begins with the knees to the torso, but Twinky grabs SPUNK by the head, and begins chomping away at his forehead! Spunk is bleeding profusely now. Twinky looks mighty pissed at the groin knee earlier. He grabs SPUNK and sets him up for the TRUCK DRIVER DRIVER, but SPUNK flips out. He grabs Twinky in a rear waistlock, and drops him with a ClimaxXX German for a quick 2 count. SPUNK yells at Quest, despite the fast count. Quest backs away from the furious SPUNK. SPUNK doesn’t see Twinky behind him. Twinky grabs SPUNK, and drops him right on his head with the Michinoku driver ß. Quest counts the 2, but SPUNK is up. Twinky rushes in and suplexes SPUNK over the top rope! SPUNK gets up, but doesn’t see the 207 pound missile in Twinky flipping over the top rope! Twinky lands right on SPUNK-WAIT! OH GOD! SPUNK CAUGHT TWINKY AND DROPPED HIM WITH A POWEBOMB RIGHT ON HIS HEAD! OH MY GOD! Twinky must be dead! SPUNK is smiling wickedly, as the fans boo a bit. He picks the prone Twinky up, and locks him in the BSR! Quest has given up on the count, and is trying to keep SPUNK from completely killing Twinky. It seems like this has become a no-holds-barred match, or the like. SPUNK is ordered by Quest to release the hold. Security comes in from the back and pry the two men apart. SPUNK is forced into the ring. A few medical guys survey Twinky, who seems almost dead. He isn’t though, as through some miracle of human resilience, he’s on his feet! The fans cheer for Twinky a bit, as he rolls haphazardly into the ring. The security team leaves. SPUNK is right on Twinky again as he rolls into the ring. Another BSR! Twinky must surely give up! Quest checks, and it seems like he’s going to ring the bell. WAIT! TWINKY BREAKS THE HOLD! He elbows SPUNK in the kidney a few times, then in the head as the choke is broken. SPUNK is on the ground as Twinky gets up. Twinky rushes in with a Spinning Toe Hold! SPUNK doesn’t tap! The hold is broken. Twinky grabs SPUNK. TRUCK DRIVER DRIVER! OMG! He pins. 1… 2… NO! Spunk kicks out! Twinky is tired, but he continues. He pulls something out of his pants. Is that? IT IS! It’s an EXACTO KNIFE! Oh my god! He goes loose on SPUNK’s forehead with it! SPUNK has a pretty little pattern carved into his head before Quest manages to wrench the sharp implement from the clutches of Twinky. Twinky grabs SPUNK as he rises. SNACK WRAPPER! HE picks him up! TRUUUCK DRIVER DRIIIVER! He pins. 1… 2… WAIT! CATALYST APPEARED FROM OUT OF THE CROWD, AND HE’S PULLING QUEST OUT OF THE RING! He rolls into the ring and TAKES OUT TWINKY! SCORCHING LEFT! BIIIODYNAAMIC EZPLOOSION!!! Twinky is out! Catalyst helps SPUNK to his feet, and points to the fallen Twinky. He makes a motion for a hi-5 or something-WAIT! SPUNK JUST TOOK OUT CATALYST! STD! STD! OH MY GOD! SPUNK IS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF CATALYST! SPUNK rolls out of the ring. He’s getting a chair! What the hell?! He’s beating Catalyst with it! Twinky is on one knee. SPUNK SMASHES HIM IN THE TEMPLE WITH THE CHAIR! OH MY GOD! The security force is back now, and they’re trying to get SPUNK away from Twinky. SPUNK props Twinky up in the corner. CHAIR SHOT STRAIGHT TO THE GUT! Twinky is doubled over. SPUNK SMASHES THE EDGE OF THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO TWINKY’S NECK! The security tackles SPUNK, who manages to fend a few of them off him. He lunges back onto the KO’d Twinky and begins savagely beating his face in. Here come Gene Starr and Dante Black to help out! Dante slides into the ring, but he’s immediately leveled by a vicious chair shot! Twinky is bleeding profusely from a broken nose. SPUNK’s face is glistening with blood. Gene Starr waits for a few security guys, and slides in. He manages to avoid the chair shot, and tackles SPUNK. Some burly security guys restrain the bloody porn star. He is successfully removed from the ring as medical crews rush to the ring to check on the carnage inside…
Double DQ
Time: 15:67
Audience (Strong Style): 76%
8. <<<Tag Team Championship: No Time Limit>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
The Sharpshooters vs. The Swankstaz(c)
The Sharpshooters make their way out first, looking focused, and ready for yet another huge title run, its been a while you know. But wait! No time for rest! The Swankstas from behind!! Grinch with a flurry of kicks on Jacob, Jacob goes for a double arm suplex out of desperation, but gets dropped on the outside for his trouble.. Abdula helps him to the corner and makes the tag. DOUBLE DROPKICK ON GRINCH! Abdula with a knee breaker on Grinch, followed by a S.T.F! Whoo. He lets go before JC can come in, and follows up with a leg sweep.. He locks in the goku-raku stretch on Grinch.. Grinch is able to get his feet on the ropes. Grinch back up, Dragon Screw on Abdula.. Abdula pops back up.. High Speed Dragon screw on Grinch! Grinch crawls back to make the tag. Abdula is fighting both men off with all he has.. But goes down to a belly to belly by JC.. JC stomps down poor Abdula, then whips him.. Cyclone Backbreaker! Abdula gets up.. SPEAR! JC is in total control now.. He picks up Abdula.. Grabs one leg.. CAPTURED SUPLEX! Abdula won't stay down.. Screw slam on Abdula.. He makes the cover.. 1...2... Jacob with the save. Both Tongas go to work on the leg and arm of JC now, as the ref has to pry Jacob off. Abdula makes the tag to Jacob now. He goes for the Northern Lights on JC.. JC holds on.. DDT! Jacob right back up, from behind while JC is celebrating, BACKDROP! He picks him up for another.. Low blow by JC! JC makes the tag to Grinch.. SWANK CUTTER ON JACOB! Tiger Mask Rush on Jacob now! He follows up with a sheer drop fisherman buster! Abdula in now, Grinch with a cover.. 1... Abdula breaks the fall.. OMG! Hawaiian Smashah! Jacob back up.. JUJIGATAME!! This could be it.. No! JC makes the save. MY GOD! JC has something.. What is this?! A pair of handcuffs! He has locked Abdula up in the corner!! Double powerbomb on Jacob! Grinch locks in the Nagata Lock I now.. But Jacob won't tap, as Abdula tries desperatly to make the save! They pick him up for another double powerbomb.. My god.. JACOB BACKDROPS BOTH OF THEM!!! He pulls the keys out of JC's Tiger Pants.. And he unlocks Abdula! Northern Lights on Grinch!! 1!! 2!! NO!!! German Suplex holddddddd!! 1!!! 2!!! NO!!!! TONGAN DEATHLOCK!! TONGAN DEATHLOCK!! But Grinch won't tap! Abdula and JC are going at it on the outside, CAPTURE SUPLEX! Jacob sees this.. CAPTURE SUPLEX ON GRINCH!! Jacob whips Grinch off the ropes.. WAKIGATAME!! But NOOOO.. JC is able t come in and make the save! Grinch with a surprise roll up! 1! 2! NO! Flying Cross chop by Jacob.. JC is biting Abdula now!! MAH GAWD!! TONGAN DEATHLOCK ON GRINCH!! JC Makes the save!! Jacob grabs him from behind.. URNAGE! Abdula comes in now, TONGAN HALF CRAB ON GRINCH!! JC is back in the ring now.. Screw slam on Abdula! Grinch back up.. SUESS THEORY ON ABDULA!! He is picking him up for another!! MY GOD! Jacob grabs him from behind! GERMAN SUPLEX WHILE GRINCH IS STILL HOLDING ABDULA!! Abdula lands on his feet.. Wait.. Jacob is holding it.. A second! Can he do it!? YES! A third and he makes the cover.. 1.....2.. NO! JC WITH THE SAVE! Jacob grabs Grinch from behind again.. Gerrrrman - GRINCH FLIPS OVER! KNEEL KICK! Jacob smartly rolls to the outside.. Abdula getting double teamed on the inside now.. Grinch has him up for the Suess Theory.. JC up top.. Diving Legdrop/Suess Theory!! Jacob sprints back in now.. JC with a sole butt to his face.. He won't go down.. Grinch grabs him.. SUESS THEORY!! 1!! 2!! 3!!!!
Winner by pin fall: The Swankstaz
Time: 43:39
Audience (King's Road Style): 88%
[Fade]
Holly Wood & Jo Ryder vs. Kaori Night & Michiko Kuroda
Couto is in the ring ready to give you a little tag action; Holly and Jo against the Women’s champ Michiko and the women desperately wanting to be champ, Night. Can they get along? Let’s find out. Holly and Night start off with a series of ToS with neither lady budging. Night is finally on the offence with two successful drop toeholds. Holly fires back with a club to the back of the neck, shows floats around and takes out Night’s knee with a kick to the back of the leg, arm whip by Holly and Night makes the tag to Michiko. Holly attempts to go behind on Michiko but its reversed into he knee cross, Holly desperately makes the tag, Michiko now takes her down with the neck throw, a couple of short shoties send Holly back into her corner, tag to Jo. Fireman’s carry one the champ by Jo, she looks for the knifed edge chop but Michiko ducks under and hits a standing kick that nails her in the temple. Michiko with the whip, Jo ducks under and hits a kenka kick, quick cover… 1… 2... kick out! Night comes charging in but Holly takes her down, Night hammers her with the back elbow and sends her to the outside, Michiko tags Night back in. Jo drops her with he fireman’s carry, she sprints back up to her feet but Jo is there again with the neckbreaker, camel clutch applied and Michiko make the save. Tag back to Holly, Holly follows up with the tiger driver… 1… 2… kick out! Night makes the comeback, suplex on Holly and she sprints up to the top, POP STAR SPLASH! Cover… 1… 2… kick out! Close call, Night tries to follow up but Holly hits the DVD. Both women tag in the legal ladies. Jo comes in and hits the RYDER SLAM on Night sending her outside, Jo hooks Michiko from behind for Holly to connect, A WOMEN’S TOUCH! NO! Michiko ducks under and Holly blasts Jo! Standing high kick to Holly sending her outside, Jo gets back to her feet and Michiko from behind, dragon suplex! Cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winners by pin fall: Kaori Night & Michiko Kuroda
Time: 26:40
Audience (Strong Style): 85%
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Andre Eian vs. Alexander Belmont
Everyone better be able to FACE ON YA BAD SELF! The new comer Andre makes his debut against the re-born Belmont. Tie up I the middle of the ring, Andre hits a series of elbows to the side of the head, Belmont comes back with knuckle arrows, the begin of the match is an all out brawl. Belmont looks for the double leg takedown but Andre side steps it, neck throw by Andre, quick cover… 1… kick out! Belmont responds with the suplex, Andre gets back to his feet and is drilled with the Tommy hammer, Belmont looks to go from behind but its countered into ippon-zeoi! Andre looks to capitalize, snap suplex followed by the German suplex, another cover by Andre… 1… 2… kick out! Belmont lifts Andre in the air, stomach crusher! Nasty stuff, Belmont follows with the dynamite middle kick, he takes a brief second to catch his air and takes Andre down with the double leg takedown. Andre back up and back down with the pendulum backbreaker, cover by Belmont… 1… 2… kick out! Belmont looks for the Vampire Killer but its countered by Andre, powerbomb into the pin! Cover… 1… 2… kick out! Andre stays on him, tiger suplex from behind… 1… 2… kick out! Andre picks him up to his feet, Belmont with the kick to the gut, Turbo Drop II! That was big, can he get the cover… 1… 2… kick out! He sprints up to the top, NO! He misses the elbow drop; Andre picks him up, Emerald Frosion! Who says head drops are stale? Andre makes the cover… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Andre Eian
Time: 13:07
Audience (Strong Style): 78%
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Xavier Jacobs vs. Viper
These men had that epic hour long + battle at the house show, what will they so for an encore? They lock up in the center of the ring, but Viper quickly shoves Xavier down. He comes back only to get shoved down again. The third time he ducks and hits the ropes, nailing Viper in the jaw with a big ass kick to the face a la Kawada. He runs to the ropes again, hitting him with another kick…but he STILL won’t go down. Viper tells him to try it again but takes Jacobs’ head off with a boot of his own when he does try it. He pushes him back to the ropes with chops, but his irish whip attempt gets reversed into a HARD lariatooooooooo. He goes for a pin attempt but Viper kicks out before one. He picks Viper up but gets kicked in the gut, w. arm lock suplex by Viper, floats over into a pin for one. Viper sets him up, looks like a Viper Bomb but Xavier lands on his feet and scores with a toe kick, shoulder neckbreaker. Forward slam brainbuster, he swivels his hips and delivers another! A third…no! He drops into the DMD I! He makes a cover, 1…2…kickout! He hooks the leg again, 1…2…no! He lifts Viper high, again, but Viper shifts his weight and lands on top, 1…2…kickout by Xavier. Viper picks him up by the mask but Xavier shoves him away, lariat ducked by Viper, original backdrop! Cover! 1…2…kickout! VIPER BOMB!!!! 1…2…3!
Winner by pin fall: Viper
Time: 10:40
Audience (Strong Style): 54%
4. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Forbidden Fruits vs. Armada
SUPER FUN TAG ACTION TIME! Galacian will start us off with Heyzoos. Heyzoos tries to parry his advances with low kicks like he did Dink on Sunday, but Galacian has none of it fighting through into a side headlock. He drops to his knees and takes him over onto the mat. Heyzoos reverses with a headscissor, Galacian rolls through into a jackknife hold but Heyzoos kicks out before the count can begin. Snap mare takes Heyzoos down, OMG K-LIFT! Galacian throws him over into the ARMADA corner with another snap mare and makes the tag to Ramirez, who slingshots in with a plancha. He makes a cover but Heyzoos quickly gets a foot on the ropes. Ramirez shoves him into the corner, hitting some knife edge chops. He goes for a rope walk but Heyzoos pulls him off, Ramirez counters into a flying headscissors! Heyzoos rolls right through it and lunges to tag in Cyprus. He runs and hits a headscissors of his own, then springs into the corner smacking Galacian with a flying elbow. “VIVA MEH HE KO!” He turns and goes for a lariat but Ramirez catches his arm and flows into a ippon-zeoi. He holds onto the arm and floats over into a key lock, but Cyprus grabs the ropes with his free hand. Ramirez drags him back into the center of the ring to re-apply it but Cyprus rolls him up, 1…kickout, both men are up, Ramirez hits a jumping neckbreaker, makes a cover of his own, Cyprus kicks out at one and forces Ramirez to the ropes with his shoulder. Galacian makes a blind tag as Cyprus shoots Ramirez off into the ropes. Galacian slams Cyprus down by the back of his mask and Ramirez hits him with a running elbow drop. They set Cyprus up for the Rains, but Heyzoos flies in like a bat out of hell and breaks it up. HOLY FRUIT! Flaming Flip Fixer on Ramirez! Holmes is trying to restore order but Galacian shoves him to the side…dumping Cyprus on his head and on top of Heyzoos with a Devolver, breaking the submission. He makes the cover on Cyprus...1...2...kickout. OMG...Cyprus just may be TERMINAL! Ramirez tries to cut Heyzoos off, but gets EXPLODAH'D right over the top rope! CRAAAAAAAAAAZY SHIT! A stiff low kick breaks up the Terminal, and Heyzoos quickly rolls Cyprus out of the ring to recover. Ramirez rolls back in, and Galacian is calling for him to attack. He hits the opposite ropes, Galacian has him up in the gorilla press...rocket laucher style plancha onto the Fruits! I think Holmes has lost all track of legal men because Ramirez rolls Heyzoos in and makes a cover, Holmes counts....1...2...shoulder up. Galacian looks at Ramirez and tells gim it's time to end this, and they annihilate Heyzoos with the Rains of Destruction! Ramirez makes the cover, 1...2...no!!! Cyprus makes the save and nails both members of ARMADA with the Orange Splicer for good measure! Everyone is down but Cyprus! He stomps Galacian out of the ring and follows to the floor for...uh...some more stomping I guess. Ramirez and Heyzoos are both slow to get up...Ramirez goes for the shoulder breaker but Heyzoos floats over and hits the URANAGE! Explodahs AND Uranages..?!? This match is automatically the shit. Heyzoos screams out and all the women (and Batfarti) swoon. He goes up top, moonsault press! 1...2...kickout! Meanwhile on the floor Cyprus sets Galacian up for a reverse brainbuster but he floats over and hits the Eternum...on the crete! Now we have HEADBUMPS too! This match is insane! Heyzoos goes for the lightning combo but Ramirez catches a punch and locks in the Silver Binds! Heyzoos is screaming, Ramirez is screaming, the fans are screaming! He looks like he might be ready to tap...NO! He rolls through the pressure, locking in the knee cross! Galacian comes in to break it up,but Cyprus comes behind and locks him in the octopus hold! Ramirez is struggling to hold on, but after a long period of time he finally reaches the ropes. Galacian counters with a hiptoss but Cyprus is relentless and locks in the Orange Juicer! Heyzoos runs and dropkicks him in the face! Holmes tells Cyprus he's gotta break the hold and go to the corner, but his attention is again distracted when Ramirez comes from behind on Heyzoos with a rolling hold! 1...2...no! Ramirez gets up and finally kicks Cyprus off Galacian, but turns into a EXPLODAH '98!! Heyzoos covers, 1...2...foot on the rope! Heyzoos tags in Cyprus! He goes up top, diving headbutt connects....with the CANVAS! Ramirez rolls over and tags in Galacian! He comes in on fire lighting Cyprus up with kicks and palm strikes, and plants him with another OMG K-LIFT! Guillotine choke applied...Cyprus is thrashing around wildly but slowly starts to fade. Heyzoos comes in, but Ramirez cuts him off! Cyprus looks lifeless, Galacian yells for Holmes to count him down, 1...2...OMG NO! Galacian can't believe it and lifts Cyprus up for the Devolver...Cyprus counters with an ultra rana! 1...2...kickout! Ramirez charges but Cyprus sends him over the top! Galacian knocks Heyzoos off the apron with a baseball slide....Galacian and Cyprus collide! Double lariatooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYBODY'S DOWN!!! Holmes starts the count, 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! Holmes is calling for the bell! He walks over to the ring announcer to give the official decision....ladies and gentlemen, this match has reached the 45-minute time limit and is declared a draw!
Time Limit Draw
Time: 45:00
Audience (Strong Style): 92%
5. <<<#1 Contender: Junior Weight Championship>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Hando vs. Jay Rudawa
OMFG RED MULLET!!!! Flaming Spirit!!! ORA ORA! *Ding* OMG where are Hando’s shoes???? He’s gonna get athletes foot… poor guy. The two exchange little pansy palm blows that even make Quest laugh… then they begin with the 1337 ninja kicking!!! OMG KICKING!!! Jay’s kick gets blocked and Hando chops him across the neck… Tenryu style bitch! He nails a few more until he gets Jay backed all the way up into the corner… WHAP… WHAP… WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP…. WHAP!!!! Jay sinks down into the bottom Turnbuckle…. Hando backs up… OMG BULLFROG BUSTER (Bronco Buster)!!!! No, Jay slides out of the way and Hando lands bozac first across the bottom buckle!!! Jay goes to the Apron and nails a springboard Guillotine drop to take Hando off the ropes painfully…. Cover…..1……..2………No. Jay begins picking Hando up… Backbrain Axe kick *the week one*… cover….1…..2 easy kick out. Jay starts picking Hando up again… gets a couple punches to the gut, then locks in a BEARFROG HUG!!! Jay tries to get free, Hando loosens up a bit and nails a few knees to Jay’s gut, then whips him over with a belly-to-belly Suplex. Hando takes a small breather as Jay gets up… they Lock horns… Jay gets a side headlock in… he starts wrenching down… Hando shoves him to the ropes and catches Jay with a solebutt then follows up with a quick DDT…. Cover…..1……2…..No. They get up at aboot the same time… Hando goes for another hammer throw… Jay reverses but keeps Hando’s arm locked and whips him down with an IPPONZEI~! Cover….1…….2 No. Jay picks Hando back up… TRIBUTE TO HIDE… no Hando ducks. Jay lands belly first… Hando locks in a STF!!! F is for Froggy!!! Jay struggles to get free for a bit, but just cannot do it. He uses all his strength to crawl over and get a rope-a-break. Hando picks Jay up… Jay nails a mid kick… mid kick… high kick… HIGH KEEECK~!!! Hando falls down hard and tries to sit up… little does he know that Jay is bouncing off the ropes and flies in with a low drop kick to the face!!! He picks Hando up again… NO HANDO ROLLS FORWARD INTO A CROSS KNEEL LOCK!!!! Jay is in pain again, but a lot closer to the ropes this time. Hando picks Jay back up… whips him to the ropes… Jay ducks a lariat and bounces back with a cross body block…. NO HANDO CATCHES HIM…. DELFIN BACK-A-BREAKER!!!! Wait… Jay slips free and locks in a pump handle…. OMG VIAGRA DRIVER!!!! Cover…..1……..2……..NO!!!!!! Jay waltzes over to Hando… SHINING FINGER!!!! I really don’t know what that means… but Hando seems to be in pain… he wiggles a bit and gets his foot on the ropes for a break. Jay says “TO DA SKY!!” He goes to the apron and waits for Hando to get up… SPRING BOARD CROSS BODY… NO!!! HANDO COUNTERS WITH A JUMPING SHINING BULLFROG!!!! Cover….1……….2……..NO!!!!! Hando gets up and does the guts pose… he waits for Jay to get up…. SHINING BULLFROG!!!! NO!! Jay dashes up and catches Hando with a BLAZING CUTTER!!!! Jay goes to the top… DENGEKI MISSILE 2000….. Cover……1…….2………3!! NOOO!!!! ONLY 2!!!!!!!! Jay is elated, he goes back up top… DENGEKI MISSILE 2000…. Hando rolls out of the way… Jay lands on his knee… knee? OMG SHINING BULLFROG!!!!! Hando covers Jay Delfin style…. As he’s hooking the leg, Jay rolls him into a surprise Prawn hold……1……..2……..3!!!!!! HOLY CRAP!!!
Winner by pin fall: Jay Rudawa
Time: 18:34
Audience (Lucha Style): 81%
6. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Brian Lee vs. Dante Black
Lee makes his way to the ring, minus Prodigy, as he is showered by a loud bunch of boos.. Dante Black comes out now, looking determined. Lee starts off going for a brainbuster, but Dante reverses into a wakigatame! Lee slips out, and hits a drop toe hold on Dante.. They both get up and face off. Elbow by Lee.. Elbow by Dante.. Another elbow by Lee, Dante catches him and hits a belly to belly. Lee back up, and flying kneel kick on Dante! He picks up Dante and goes for a kick on him.. Caught! Dragon Screw! Lee back up, DDT on Lee! He picks up Lee, and sets up the brainbuster, Wakigatame by Lee! Dante is able to fight to the ropes to force the break. Lee pulls Dante back up, goes for a lariat, Dante ducks, ENZUIGURI! Dante picks up Lee.. This could be the end.. ENZUIGURI OUT OF NOWHERE BY LEE!! He follows up with a swinging neck breaker. He picks up Dante, and sets up the double arm DDT.. He calls out.. BACKBODY DROPPPPPP by Dante Black! Lee is getting up slowly.. Dropkick to the head! Lee rolls out of the ring. Dante follows him outside.. BRAINNNNBUSTAHHHHHH ON THE CONCRETE!! He picks him up.. Mah gawd!! Another! He picks up Lee.. DRAGON SUPLEX! DRAGON SUPLEX! Lee stumbles to his feet as Dante shakes his head off.. He goes for a lariat: CAUGHT! EXPROIDAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Lee rolls back in as Dante tries to catch his breath.. He rolls back in.. DOUBLE ARM DDT!! He grabs him from behind, BACKKKDROPP! Dante right back up! Blockbuster hold!! 1.....2.....NO! Lee back up, sets up the Double arm DDT.. Backbody drop! Dante whips Lee, Dante off the ropes, DDT! He picks up Lee for the Blackout.. Nooo! reversed.. Lee picks him up.. Double Arm DDT! He makes the cover.. 1...2....Foot on the ropes! He picks up Dante for what looks like a german.. NO! Kangaroo kick.. Dante with an enzuiguri.. He goes up top.. Frooooog splashhh! He whips Lee to the corner, Lee holds on and reverses.. Running elbooooow! He goes up top.. Frog Splash! Dante rolls to the outside.. Lee follows him out there.. Lee goes for a peace crusha 2, but Dante moves out of the way.. He hits a BRAINBUSTAH! He rolls Lee back in.. Another Brainbuster! He makes the cover.. 1....2....3!
Winner by pin fall: Dante Black
Time: 17:34
Audience (Strong Style): 78%
7. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
SPUNK vs. Twinky McLanahan
SPUNK wastes no time in showboating, and jumps straight on Twinky. He grabs Twinky around the neck and cinches back. Quest comes over and checks on Twinky, but Twinky manages to roll to the ropes, breaking off the chokehold. They stand up and trade off stares. Again, they rush in. Twinky locks in a headlock, but SPUNK gets the one up and drops him right on his head with a head-spike style backdrop. Twinky seems a bit flustered by the move, and he stands up dizzy. SPUNK fires away with the punches, and again knocks the wind out of the Twink with a knee straight into the groin. Quest didn’t see it! Twinky gets up, looking pretty pissed. He circles SPUNK again. SPUNK rushes in for the shoot-style tackle, but Twinky grabs him by the head and spikes him down with a DDT. SPUNK gets up quickly, and pushes Twinky into the corner. He begins with the knees to the torso, but Twinky grabs SPUNK by the head, and begins chomping away at his forehead! Spunk is bleeding profusely now. Twinky looks mighty pissed at the groin knee earlier. He grabs SPUNK and sets him up for the TRUCK DRIVER DRIVER, but SPUNK flips out. He grabs Twinky in a rear waistlock, and drops him with a ClimaxXX German for a quick 2 count. SPUNK yells at Quest, despite the fast count. Quest backs away from the furious SPUNK. SPUNK doesn’t see Twinky behind him. Twinky grabs SPUNK, and drops him right on his head with the Michinoku driver ß. Quest counts the 2, but SPUNK is up. Twinky rushes in and suplexes SPUNK over the top rope! SPUNK gets up, but doesn’t see the 207 pound missile in Twinky flipping over the top rope! Twinky lands right on SPUNK-WAIT! OH GOD! SPUNK CAUGHT TWINKY AND DROPPED HIM WITH A POWEBOMB RIGHT ON HIS HEAD! OH MY GOD! Twinky must be dead! SPUNK is smiling wickedly, as the fans boo a bit. He picks the prone Twinky up, and locks him in the BSR! Quest has given up on the count, and is trying to keep SPUNK from completely killing Twinky. It seems like this has become a no-holds-barred match, or the like. SPUNK is ordered by Quest to release the hold. Security comes in from the back and pry the two men apart. SPUNK is forced into the ring. A few medical guys survey Twinky, who seems almost dead. He isn’t though, as through some miracle of human resilience, he’s on his feet! The fans cheer for Twinky a bit, as he rolls haphazardly into the ring. The security team leaves. SPUNK is right on Twinky again as he rolls into the ring. Another BSR! Twinky must surely give up! Quest checks, and it seems like he’s going to ring the bell. WAIT! TWINKY BREAKS THE HOLD! He elbows SPUNK in the kidney a few times, then in the head as the choke is broken. SPUNK is on the ground as Twinky gets up. Twinky rushes in with a Spinning Toe Hold! SPUNK doesn’t tap! The hold is broken. Twinky grabs SPUNK. TRUCK DRIVER DRIVER! OMG! He pins. 1… 2… NO! Spunk kicks out! Twinky is tired, but he continues. He pulls something out of his pants. Is that? IT IS! It’s an EXACTO KNIFE! Oh my god! He goes loose on SPUNK’s forehead with it! SPUNK has a pretty little pattern carved into his head before Quest manages to wrench the sharp implement from the clutches of Twinky. Twinky grabs SPUNK as he rises. SNACK WRAPPER! HE picks him up! TRUUUCK DRIVER DRIIIVER! He pins. 1… 2… WAIT! CATALYST APPEARED FROM OUT OF THE CROWD, AND HE’S PULLING QUEST OUT OF THE RING! He rolls into the ring and TAKES OUT TWINKY! SCORCHING LEFT! BIIIODYNAAMIC EZPLOOSION!!! Twinky is out! Catalyst helps SPUNK to his feet, and points to the fallen Twinky. He makes a motion for a hi-5 or something-WAIT! SPUNK JUST TOOK OUT CATALYST! STD! STD! OH MY GOD! SPUNK IS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF CATALYST! SPUNK rolls out of the ring. He’s getting a chair! What the hell?! He’s beating Catalyst with it! Twinky is on one knee. SPUNK SMASHES HIM IN THE TEMPLE WITH THE CHAIR! OH MY GOD! The security force is back now, and they’re trying to get SPUNK away from Twinky. SPUNK props Twinky up in the corner. CHAIR SHOT STRAIGHT TO THE GUT! Twinky is doubled over. SPUNK SMASHES THE EDGE OF THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO TWINKY’S NECK! The security tackles SPUNK, who manages to fend a few of them off him. He lunges back onto the KO’d Twinky and begins savagely beating his face in. Here come Gene Starr and Dante Black to help out! Dante slides into the ring, but he’s immediately leveled by a vicious chair shot! Twinky is bleeding profusely from a broken nose. SPUNK’s face is glistening with blood. Gene Starr waits for a few security guys, and slides in. He manages to avoid the chair shot, and tackles SPUNK. Some burly security guys restrain the bloody porn star. He is successfully removed from the ring as medical crews rush to the ring to check on the carnage inside…
Double DQ
Time: 15:67
Audience (Strong Style): 76%
8. <<<Tag Team Championship: No Time Limit>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
The Sharpshooters vs. The Swankstaz(c)
The Sharpshooters make their way out first, looking focused, and ready for yet another huge title run, its been a while you know. But wait! No time for rest! The Swankstas from behind!! Grinch with a flurry of kicks on Jacob, Jacob goes for a double arm suplex out of desperation, but gets dropped on the outside for his trouble.. Abdula helps him to the corner and makes the tag. DOUBLE DROPKICK ON GRINCH! Abdula with a knee breaker on Grinch, followed by a S.T.F! Whoo. He lets go before JC can come in, and follows up with a leg sweep.. He locks in the goku-raku stretch on Grinch.. Grinch is able to get his feet on the ropes. Grinch back up, Dragon Screw on Abdula.. Abdula pops back up.. High Speed Dragon screw on Grinch! Grinch crawls back to make the tag. Abdula is fighting both men off with all he has.. But goes down to a belly to belly by JC.. JC stomps down poor Abdula, then whips him.. Cyclone Backbreaker! Abdula gets up.. SPEAR! JC is in total control now.. He picks up Abdula.. Grabs one leg.. CAPTURED SUPLEX! Abdula won't stay down.. Screw slam on Abdula.. He makes the cover.. 1...2... Jacob with the save. Both Tongas go to work on the leg and arm of JC now, as the ref has to pry Jacob off. Abdula makes the tag to Jacob now. He goes for the Northern Lights on JC.. JC holds on.. DDT! Jacob right back up, from behind while JC is celebrating, BACKDROP! He picks him up for another.. Low blow by JC! JC makes the tag to Grinch.. SWANK CUTTER ON JACOB! Tiger Mask Rush on Jacob now! He follows up with a sheer drop fisherman buster! Abdula in now, Grinch with a cover.. 1... Abdula breaks the fall.. OMG! Hawaiian Smashah! Jacob back up.. JUJIGATAME!! This could be it.. No! JC makes the save. MY GOD! JC has something.. What is this?! A pair of handcuffs! He has locked Abdula up in the corner!! Double powerbomb on Jacob! Grinch locks in the Nagata Lock I now.. But Jacob won't tap, as Abdula tries desperatly to make the save! They pick him up for another double powerbomb.. My god.. JACOB BACKDROPS BOTH OF THEM!!! He pulls the keys out of JC's Tiger Pants.. And he unlocks Abdula! Northern Lights on Grinch!! 1!! 2!! NO!!! German Suplex holddddddd!! 1!!! 2!!! NO!!!! TONGAN DEATHLOCK!! TONGAN DEATHLOCK!! But Grinch won't tap! Abdula and JC are going at it on the outside, CAPTURE SUPLEX! Jacob sees this.. CAPTURE SUPLEX ON GRINCH!! Jacob whips Grinch off the ropes.. WAKIGATAME!! But NOOOO.. JC is able t come in and make the save! Grinch with a surprise roll up! 1! 2! NO! Flying Cross chop by Jacob.. JC is biting Abdula now!! MAH GAWD!! TONGAN DEATHLOCK ON GRINCH!! JC Makes the save!! Jacob grabs him from behind.. URNAGE! Abdula comes in now, TONGAN HALF CRAB ON GRINCH!! JC is back in the ring now.. Screw slam on Abdula! Grinch back up.. SUESS THEORY ON ABDULA!! He is picking him up for another!! MY GOD! Jacob grabs him from behind! GERMAN SUPLEX WHILE GRINCH IS STILL HOLDING ABDULA!! Abdula lands on his feet.. Wait.. Jacob is holding it.. A second! Can he do it!? YES! A third and he makes the cover.. 1.....2.. NO! JC WITH THE SAVE! Jacob grabs Grinch from behind again.. Gerrrrman - GRINCH FLIPS OVER! KNEEL KICK! Jacob smartly rolls to the outside.. Abdula getting double teamed on the inside now.. Grinch has him up for the Suess Theory.. JC up top.. Diving Legdrop/Suess Theory!! Jacob sprints back in now.. JC with a sole butt to his face.. He won't go down.. Grinch grabs him.. SUESS THEORY!! 1!! 2!! 3!!!!
Winner by pin fall: The Swankstaz
Time: 43:39
Audience (King's Road Style): 88%
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