Post by CyberTranz on Sept 21, 2009 21:07:39 GMT -6
1. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Akira Blaze vs. Jo Ryder
Time for some joshi wrestling like no other, both women defiantly in the title hunt, a win here can prove to be vital. Akira starts off with the drop toehold followed up with the knee breaker keeping Jo grounded, Jo comes back with a flying mare followed by some stiff stomps to the mid section. Back and forth the action goes as Jo hits the snap suplex and Akira comes back with the backdrop. Akira sends Jo into the ropes and connects with the flying lariat, quick cover… 1… 2… kick out! Back in the tie up now, Akira hammers away with the Vader hammers, Jo is able to catch the last one and delivers a nicely executed neckbreaker. Jo looks to send her into the ropes but its countered and Akira comes flying back with the head scissors takedown, Akira tires it again but Jo side steps, Akira whipped into the ropes, nice uranage by Jo! Cover… 1… 2… kick out! Jo locks in the crooked head scissors; Akira grabs hold of the ropes as quickly as she can to break the hold. Akira looks to deliver the deadly heat, Jo flips back and locks up from behind, German suplex… 1… 2… kick out! Jo whips her back into the ropes, kenka kick! Ryder Slam coming up, BAM! She connects, cover… 1… 2… kick out! Jo can’t believe it and goes for it again, Akira lands on her feet, back switch now, DEADLY HEAT! Head drop pop for that one! She covers… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Akira Blaze
Time: 18:58
Audience (Strong Style): 92%
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Red Tornado vs. Juan Leche
Red makes his return to action and Leche laces them up for some singles competition tonight. Like the last match, the result of this match could prove vital for both competitors for the Junior Weight championship hunt. Match stats off with an extremely fast pace, cyclone whips and leg spins by both men, Leche whips Red into the corner but he scales and flips over top, Red goes to kick Leche but its countered into the dragon screw. Sunset flip by Leche, he picks Red u by his hair, whip into the ropes, Red reverse it and catches him with a cross body block… 1… 2… kick out! Leche comes bounces back, screw high kick to the butt of the jaw on Red, giant swing applied, round and round and round he goes, where he stops nobody knows! Red drops near the corner almost hitting the bottom buckle, Leche goes up to the top, tope atomico, no! Red moves out of the way, Red sprints up to the top, tope atomico! Leche looks to go from behind with the German but red lands on his feet, low dropkick! Leche gets back up and lifting takedown snaps the back of his head to the mat, cover… 1… 2… kick out! Leche now looks for the British fall, Red fights out, go behind on Leche, it’s reversed and Leche goes behind with the German suplex! Up to the top he goes, Leche Splash! No! Red moves out of the way, Leche back to his feet, Red with the mito clutch… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Red Tornado
Time: 17:33
Audience (Lucha Style): 91%
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Cyprus Mandora w/Heyzooz Falayfay vs. Galcian w/Rameriz
Part 2 of the singles battles… All four men seemed poised to go at it, but Holmes is actually able to maintain some resemblance of order and force the seconds out. While he has his back turned, Cyprus hits a saming! He drops him with a drops toe hold and immediately tries to apply the Orange Juicer but Galacian quickly rolls to the ropes. He gets up and they tie up into a ToS, Galacian takes control with a side headlock, spinning into a standing switch. He goes for the Eternum, but Cyprus lands on his feet, low dropkick to the back of the knee! Galacian goes down to a knee and gets dropkicked in the face. Cyprus hits the ropes, running dropkick! He makes the cover, 1…2-kickout, Galacian sends to the floor with a power kickout. Ramirez rushes over there and starts to stomp away, but Hayzoos hurries in to make the save. Cyrpus rolls in and catches a kick to the gut. He spins Galacian for a 360 but gets leveled with a lariatoooooooooooooooo! Galacian pulls him to the center of the ring and hits 2 consecutive shoulder neckbreakers. He makes a cover, 1…2…kickout. He picks the fruit up for a 3rd neckbreaker but gets shot off into the ropes, Cyprus catches him with a flying elbow on the rebound. He whips Galacian sternum first into the turnbuckles, springboarding at him with a moonsault attack. He holds on for the cover but Galacian no-sells and kicks out before one, compacting Cyprus’ spinal column with a K-Lift! He does a cut throat moition, and hits him with the Devolver! He makes a cover, 1…2…no! Kickout! Galacian can’t believe that didn’t get the job done…he spikes him with a reverse piledriver! 1…2…NO! Galacian and Ramirez both protest that one…and so neither of them see Cyprus coming from behind with the Orange Splicer! Jackknife Powerbomb! 1…2…kickout! Cyprus gives the crowd and exaggerated “one more!” taunt and hits the powerbomb again! 1…2…no! He drags Galacian out into the center of the ring, Orange Juicer is locked in! Galacian has nowhere to go! He can’t get to the ropes…it looks like he’s gonna tap! Wait…he gets up to his knee….one knee….up to his feet! He falls back on Cyprus releasing the hold, and with a quick burst locks in the Terminal! Cyprus REALLY has nowhere to go, and Ramirez is keeping Heyzoos at bay! Cyprus won’t tap…can’t really if he wanted to in this position, but Holmes uses his discretion and stops the match!
Winner by submission: Galcian
Time: 16:24
Audience (Strong Style): 93%
…Holmes gets ready for the next match when Chapel is seen making his way down to ringside. He takes a seat at the announce table, looks like he’s going to do some commentary.
[Cross:] So, what exactly brings the champ down to the broadcast booth tonight?
[Chapel:] Well, for starters, this match here affects me, personally.
[DeMarco:] Well, who'd you rather face here?
[Chapel:] Hell, if it were up to me, I'd face them all. Same night, even! But, since the bosses seem to only want me to do this one night at a time, I'd say... it doesn't matter.
[Cross:] What? Why doesn't it matter?
[Chapel:] Because as soon as they step into that Death Match cage with ME... they'll see why I'M The Man.
4. <<<#1 Contender: Death Match Championship>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Alexander Belmont vs. Xavier Jacobs vs. Andre Eian
Ahh, electrified explosion-y deathmatch goodness. It’s a shame the insurance won’t cover more than two men in the cage at one. Alex and Xavier tie up first, Xavier takes control with a headlock, but then Andre just comes over and slaps on on him! Xavier counters with a backdrop, but so does Alexander! He rolls to the outside and grabs his whip, barely missing Xavier and igniting the crowd with the crack of the whip. Andre nearly takes his head off with a lariat, only to get crowned by Xavier and a trashcan lid. Guess they sanctioned it as regular hardcore rules… Xavier makes a quick cover on Andre but gets absolutely nothing. Xavier smacks him with the lid again and makes another cover getting a one before Belmont stomps on his head. He wraps the whip around Xavier’s neck and starts to choke him out, but that just gives Andre the chance to come from behind and hit a big ass tiger suplex! 1…2…kickout! Andre pulls him in close and hits a chop rush, POWERBOMB, Tenryu style! 1…2…Xavier breaks it up!?! He shoves Andre outta the way and starts to wail on Alexander with his own whip, making a cover. 1…2…Now Andre breaks it up and shoves Jacobs. They start exchanging shots, but Xavier gets the better of it and hits a reverse piledriver. Alexander comes over, and they hit Andre with a big demolition. Double cover, 1…2…3! Andre has been eliminated! Xavier gets up first and drops an elbow across the back of Belmont’s head, Death Valley Driver! He gets him up for the DMD II, but Alexander floats over and plants him with the Nail in the Coffin! 1…2…no! He grabs a chair from ringside, but Xavier lariats the chair right back into Alexander’s face! He lifts him up, looking like a DMD II on the chair, but I think he hurt him arm hitting the chair, he can’t hold him up! Alexander reverses the front facelock, Vampire Killer onto the chair! 1…2…3!
Winner by pin fall: Alexander Belmont
Time: 19:18 (Eian 17:38)
Audience: n/a
5. <<<Junior Weight Championship>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Jay Rudawa vs. Tranzfusion(c)
Jay looks focused here, going for like, his 15 billionth Junior title run, against Tranz, whom has quite the experience, but this is still his first run as Junior Heavyweight Champ.. Jay starts off with an ippionzei on Tranz. He follows up with a dropkick to the head of the downed Tranz.. Tranz back up.. He whips Jay.. Ducks under, Jumps over, ducks, headscissors! He bounces off the ropes, kneeeeel keeeeeeek- NO! Jay ducks, and Jay follows with a downed, shoot style knee. Hmm, ok.. Tranz back up, and Jay fires at him with a shining enzuiguri. Another ippionzei from Jay, and hey, another dropkick to the head. Tranz back up - spinning neck breaker! Jay back up, Jawbreaker from Tranz, FIGURRRRRE FOURRRR! WHOOOO! Jay fights to the ropes though.. Jay gets back up, Tranz charges in, head scissors take down, and he locks in the Figure 4 again.. He is focusing on those knees of Jay, to try and stop those kicks he throws out.. Jay reaches out and grabs the ropes as the ref calls for the break.. Jay with a kick to the head of Tranz, and Jay heads up top.. Tranz jumps back up.. AVALANCHE DRAGON SCREW!! Jay back up, favoring that knee.. He goes for a sweep kick.. Tranz jumps over.. FACE BUSTER! And he locks in that Figure 4 again... Sweet jesus, he has a plan here tonight folks.. Jay writhes in pain, but won't give up.. Jay is working.. Working.. He rolls the hold over! Tranz screams out, but is able to roll it back over, Jay rolls it now! Tranz, then Jay.. ROPE! Both men let go, and back off. Jay with a sweep kick on Tranz! But I don't know how effective that was.. His knees might be shot.. He picks up Tranz.. BLAZING CUTTER?~!~ COMPLETE SHOT BY TRANZ~! He looks out into the crowd.. This could be it.. TRANZFIXER! But aww, Jay is able to make his way to the ropes. Jay with another sweep kick on Tranz.. Tranz gets up, he goes for yet *another*.. But NO! Tranz catches it - DRAGON SCREW! Tranz off the ropes.. LEG FEED ENZUI BY JAY! Tranz back up.. Gamengiri! He follows up with a.. La magistral.. 1...2... Tranz kicks out! Jay hooks the arm now.. This could be it.. EGOIST DRIVER!! He picks up Tranz.. Kido Clutch!? 1... 2..... NO! He picks Tranz back up.. JACE CRUSHER BY TRANZ!! Tranz rolls out onto the apron.. Jay is getting up.. SPRINGBOARD LOW DROPKICK!! Jay is on the ground, in pain.. Tranz back out onto the apron.. Tranz slings himself in.. Jay charges.. BLAZING CUTTER?! HOLY SHIET.. *Sigh* Moonsault pin..1....2... NO! Jay picks him up.. Another Blazing Cutter?! TRANZ REVERSES INTO THE COMPLETE SHOT AGAIN! Tranz off the ropes, elbow dropppp - NO! Jay moves out of the way.. Jay jumps up top.. Missle Dropkick! Missl - Tranz side steps it! TRANZFIXER! IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Jay is kicking about.. But his strength is all but gone.. Jay won't tap though! He won't tap.. The ref lifts his arm up.. It drops once.. Again.. It drops.. A third time..... HE'S DONE! TRANZ HAS DEFENDED THE TITLE!
Winner by submission: Tranzfusion
Time: 13:03
Audience (Lucha Style): 94%
6. <<<Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Prodigy vs. Ross Cowan
Cowan doesn't feel like having any fun tonight, and starts off with two slams on the big man, followed by a big elbow. Prodigy gets back up, snapmare by Prodigy.. But Cowan is right back up, and greets him with a sole butt! A fist of fury from Prodigy, nails Cowan right between the eyes. Cowan right back with an elbow.. Both men are going back and forth now. Cowan going for a lariat on PRog, but Prod catches him and presses him up high.. He lets out a mighty roar and drops Cowan onto his back.. Cowan pops back up,a nd throws a flurry of elbows at Prodigy. He goes behind.. Reverse Brainbuster! He picks up Prod.. KARELIN LIFT! He whips Prodigy.. RUNNNING NECKBREAKER!!! He whips Prodigy off the ropes.. Belly to Belly! He picks up PRodigy.. Grabs him from behind.. DRAGON SUPLEX HOLD!!! 1.....2....NO! He picks him up.. EXPLODER '98!!!! 1......2.....NO~! Cowan is throwing everything at Prodigy here, and its only 6 minutes in! Prodigy back up.. Prodigy hits a side suplex on Cowan!! He takes a minute to catch his breath, he turns around - COWAN SPECIAL!!! 1.......2....... He kicks out! He gets up, he walks right into a Cowan Plex! 1! 2! NO! Cowan grabs Prod from behind now.. ELBOW BY PROD! He goes behind.. TOSSING GERMAN TO THE OUTSIDE! He follows him out there.. Wait.. COWAN CLOCKS HIM WITH A CHAIR!! Cowan Plex! 1.......2........NO! Prodigy back up.. HUGE CHAIRSHOT TO THE SKULL! He goes down.. Cowan plops the chair down behind him.. He picks up the big man.. EXPLODER '98 on the chair!!! This is just sick... He picks up Prod.. WAIT! Prod just poked him with something.. Cowan is bleeding all over the place.. TOSSING GERMAN!! COWAN JUST FLEW INTO THE CROWD!! Prodigy rolls back into the ring to rest.. But Cowan is back up.. And he tosses the chair into the ring.. Cowan rolls in.. Prod goes for a lariat.. DUCKED! EXPLODER '98 on the chair again! Uh.. WTF.. PRODIGY IS GETTING BACK UP!! Cowan with a sole butt.. PRodigy keeps coming! DEATH VALLEY BOMB! 1.....2... NO! He picks him up.. PRODIGY BOMBBBBBBBBBBBBBEHH- WAIT! BACKBODY DROP HOLD! 1......2......NO! Prodigy back up.. He has the chair now.. He swings, MISSES! Cowan with a kick.. COWAN PLEX! 1!! 2!! 3!!!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Ross Cowan
Time: 17:08
Audience (Hardcore Style): 86%
7. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Brian Lee vs. Catalyst
The match begins as the two lock up… no one comes out on top, they lock up again, Lee scores a slap to the face, knees Cat in the gut and whips him down with a flying mare. Lee kicks him straight in the back and catalyst cringes in pain. Lee picks Cat back up and whips him down with a High Speed Dragon Screw, then nails a couple spinning leg locks. Lee picks him up again, and gets socked in the stomach a few times, Cat goes for a hook but Lee ducks and nails a drop toe hold. Cat bounces right back up and swings at Lee… Lee catches his arm and whips him to the ropes… he bounces off… FLYING LARIAT!!! This is all Lee right now folks… Lee whips Cat into the corner… JUMPING ELBOW PAT!!! Cover….1……..2…….NO!!! Lee picks Cat up again… he gets his arm slapped away then gets nailed by a spinning back kick. Lee staggers all the way back into the corner… Cat follows him there and begins punching him in the stomach like a… a punching bag. Lee grabs Cat by the mask and shoves him into the corner… Lee winds up… CAT DUCKS AND ROLLS LEE INTO A SCHOOL BOY…..1…….2……..NO!!!! Lee pops back up and tries to Lariat Cat… Cat ducks and nails Lee with a Right Hook of DOOM!!! Lee falls flat on his face… Cat covers…..1……..2……..NO!!!! Cat picks Lee back up… he winds up… SCORCHING LEFT!!! You know what this means…. Cat picks Lee up from behind… BIODYNA… NO! Lee spins around into a drop toe hold! Catalyst pops right back up and tries another Hook… Lee catches the arm… wraps it around and nails an Ace Crusher 2…. Cover…..1……….2………NO!!! Lee picks Cat back up and whips him to the ropes… Lee goes for a back drop but Cat counters with a kick to the face… Lee staggers back a bit.. SHOTEI!!!!! Cat picks Lee back up… TINGLING DDT!!!!!!!!!!! Cover…..1……..2………NO!!!!!!!!!!!! Cat says… “It’s OVA!!!” He grabs Lee from behind… BIODYNAMIC DROP…NO!!! Lee backflips out and grapples Cat from behind!!! Lee tries a German but gets elbowed in the face… Cat tries another elbow… Lee ducks and counters into an EXPLODAH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cat pops right back up and charges in at Lee… Lee counters with an Ultra Rana whip!!! Cat somehow rolls up to his feet… Lee grabs him fisherman style… OMG GIMMICK BUSTAH~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cover….1……..2…….3!!!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Brian Lee
Time: 22:39
Audience (King’s Road Style): 74%
"Anger Rising", Twinky's entrance, down to the ring, and he grabs a microphone to talk...
[Twinky:] A NUMBER ONE CONTENDER'S match... with ME and uh... two other guys.
Now, wait a dad-gum second here... Pink... black... IT'S THE DEMON EASTER BUNNY! What? What's that?
-Ring tech leans in to talk to Twinky-
That's Spunk? THE Spunk? The Spunk who won't go anywhere without his body guards? The Spunk who laid out his friend on Sunday Night Asylum? The Spunk who won't admit that not only am I in HIS league, but is good enough for me to admit that he's in MY league.
Then, there's Dante. How ya doin', Dante?
-Twinky waves to Dante... and Dante waves back.-
So, if'n all y'all don't mind... let's get started now, huh?
Twinky throws the microphone aside, jumps onto the apron, and jumps over the top rope as the bell rings to start the match.
8. <<<#1 Contender: World Heavyweight Championship>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
SPUNK vs. Twinky McLanahan vs. Dante Black
The three begin circling eachother… each one cautious to make the first move. Out of nowhere, Spunk bull rushes Twinky and begins savagely beating down on him!!! Dante rips spunk off and nails him in the face with a few quick jabs followed by an elbow. Spunk shakes it off, then runs into a Knuckle Arrow from Twinky!! Dante and Twinky have Spunk surrounded… DOUBLE HIGH JUMPING ENZIGURI!!! Spunk rolls out of the ring in pain. Twinky and Dante begin to battle. Twinky whips dante to the ground with an arm drag, but Dante rolls to his feet. Twinky charges in with a flying kneel kick… Dante shucks him by and locks in the SHARPSHOOTER!!!! Twinky is in severe pain, but he is able to get to the ropes… meanwhile, Spunk collects himself and gets back in. Spunk grabs Dante by the hair, and elbows him in the face a few times then sends him flying with a TAKAYAM KNEE~!!! Spunk sees Twinky standing up… and sends him right back down with an STO OF DOOOM!!!! Spunk thinks he’s in control until he turns around right into Dante’s fist… Dante then sends him flying to the ground with a Snap Suplex. Spunk starts sitting up, Dante grabs him from behind… CROSS ARM GERMAN!!!! Cover……1…….2…….NO!!! Twinky kicks Dante’s legs out!!! Twinky picks Dante up… AND STARTS BITING HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! Dante elbows Twinky in the face then takes Twinky out with a Gotch Piledriver… Spunk charges in, but Dante intercepts him with a lariato!!!!!!!!!!!! Dante crawls over to Twinky… AND LOCKS IN THE SHARP SHOOTER!!!! Twinky has no ropes to reach and taps almost immediately!! Dante breathes a sigh of relief, but he doesn’t realize Spunk is flying in with a Yakuza kick until it is to late!!! Spunk locks in an STF!!!! Dante is stuck… he has no where to go… but he uses his last bit of strength to crawl over to the ropes for a break!!! Spunk picks Dante up… he says it’s over… he bend him over… POWERBOMB!!! Cover……1………..2……….3!!! NO!!!!! NO!!!! Quest waves it off!!! It was only 2!!!! Spunk is in shock, as he is dead tired… he picks Dante back up… POWERBOMB!!! NO!!! Dante fights down and tosses Spunk over with a back body drop!!! Dante drops to a knee, and Spunk is up first!!! Spunk goes to pick him up for an STD!!!!! NO!!! DANTE WIGGLES FREE!!! Spunk turns around… BOOT TO THE GUT… Spunk bends over… OMFG BLACKOUT!!! Cover…..1……..2……..3!!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Dante Black
Time: 27:17
Twinky: 26:53
Audeince: n/a
[Fade]
Akira Blaze vs. Jo Ryder
Time for some joshi wrestling like no other, both women defiantly in the title hunt, a win here can prove to be vital. Akira starts off with the drop toehold followed up with the knee breaker keeping Jo grounded, Jo comes back with a flying mare followed by some stiff stomps to the mid section. Back and forth the action goes as Jo hits the snap suplex and Akira comes back with the backdrop. Akira sends Jo into the ropes and connects with the flying lariat, quick cover… 1… 2… kick out! Back in the tie up now, Akira hammers away with the Vader hammers, Jo is able to catch the last one and delivers a nicely executed neckbreaker. Jo looks to send her into the ropes but its countered and Akira comes flying back with the head scissors takedown, Akira tires it again but Jo side steps, Akira whipped into the ropes, nice uranage by Jo! Cover… 1… 2… kick out! Jo locks in the crooked head scissors; Akira grabs hold of the ropes as quickly as she can to break the hold. Akira looks to deliver the deadly heat, Jo flips back and locks up from behind, German suplex… 1… 2… kick out! Jo whips her back into the ropes, kenka kick! Ryder Slam coming up, BAM! She connects, cover… 1… 2… kick out! Jo can’t believe it and goes for it again, Akira lands on her feet, back switch now, DEADLY HEAT! Head drop pop for that one! She covers… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Akira Blaze
Time: 18:58
Audience (Strong Style): 92%
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Red Tornado vs. Juan Leche
Red makes his return to action and Leche laces them up for some singles competition tonight. Like the last match, the result of this match could prove vital for both competitors for the Junior Weight championship hunt. Match stats off with an extremely fast pace, cyclone whips and leg spins by both men, Leche whips Red into the corner but he scales and flips over top, Red goes to kick Leche but its countered into the dragon screw. Sunset flip by Leche, he picks Red u by his hair, whip into the ropes, Red reverse it and catches him with a cross body block… 1… 2… kick out! Leche comes bounces back, screw high kick to the butt of the jaw on Red, giant swing applied, round and round and round he goes, where he stops nobody knows! Red drops near the corner almost hitting the bottom buckle, Leche goes up to the top, tope atomico, no! Red moves out of the way, Red sprints up to the top, tope atomico! Leche looks to go from behind with the German but red lands on his feet, low dropkick! Leche gets back up and lifting takedown snaps the back of his head to the mat, cover… 1… 2… kick out! Leche now looks for the British fall, Red fights out, go behind on Leche, it’s reversed and Leche goes behind with the German suplex! Up to the top he goes, Leche Splash! No! Red moves out of the way, Leche back to his feet, Red with the mito clutch… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Red Tornado
Time: 17:33
Audience (Lucha Style): 91%
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Cyprus Mandora w/Heyzooz Falayfay vs. Galcian w/Rameriz
Part 2 of the singles battles… All four men seemed poised to go at it, but Holmes is actually able to maintain some resemblance of order and force the seconds out. While he has his back turned, Cyprus hits a saming! He drops him with a drops toe hold and immediately tries to apply the Orange Juicer but Galacian quickly rolls to the ropes. He gets up and they tie up into a ToS, Galacian takes control with a side headlock, spinning into a standing switch. He goes for the Eternum, but Cyprus lands on his feet, low dropkick to the back of the knee! Galacian goes down to a knee and gets dropkicked in the face. Cyprus hits the ropes, running dropkick! He makes the cover, 1…2-kickout, Galacian sends to the floor with a power kickout. Ramirez rushes over there and starts to stomp away, but Hayzoos hurries in to make the save. Cyrpus rolls in and catches a kick to the gut. He spins Galacian for a 360 but gets leveled with a lariatoooooooooooooooo! Galacian pulls him to the center of the ring and hits 2 consecutive shoulder neckbreakers. He makes a cover, 1…2…kickout. He picks the fruit up for a 3rd neckbreaker but gets shot off into the ropes, Cyprus catches him with a flying elbow on the rebound. He whips Galacian sternum first into the turnbuckles, springboarding at him with a moonsault attack. He holds on for the cover but Galacian no-sells and kicks out before one, compacting Cyprus’ spinal column with a K-Lift! He does a cut throat moition, and hits him with the Devolver! He makes a cover, 1…2…no! Kickout! Galacian can’t believe that didn’t get the job done…he spikes him with a reverse piledriver! 1…2…NO! Galacian and Ramirez both protest that one…and so neither of them see Cyprus coming from behind with the Orange Splicer! Jackknife Powerbomb! 1…2…kickout! Cyprus gives the crowd and exaggerated “one more!” taunt and hits the powerbomb again! 1…2…no! He drags Galacian out into the center of the ring, Orange Juicer is locked in! Galacian has nowhere to go! He can’t get to the ropes…it looks like he’s gonna tap! Wait…he gets up to his knee….one knee….up to his feet! He falls back on Cyprus releasing the hold, and with a quick burst locks in the Terminal! Cyprus REALLY has nowhere to go, and Ramirez is keeping Heyzoos at bay! Cyprus won’t tap…can’t really if he wanted to in this position, but Holmes uses his discretion and stops the match!
Winner by submission: Galcian
Time: 16:24
Audience (Strong Style): 93%
…Holmes gets ready for the next match when Chapel is seen making his way down to ringside. He takes a seat at the announce table, looks like he’s going to do some commentary.
[Cross:] So, what exactly brings the champ down to the broadcast booth tonight?
[Chapel:] Well, for starters, this match here affects me, personally.
[DeMarco:] Well, who'd you rather face here?
[Chapel:] Hell, if it were up to me, I'd face them all. Same night, even! But, since the bosses seem to only want me to do this one night at a time, I'd say... it doesn't matter.
[Cross:] What? Why doesn't it matter?
[Chapel:] Because as soon as they step into that Death Match cage with ME... they'll see why I'M The Man.
4. <<<#1 Contender: Death Match Championship>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Alexander Belmont vs. Xavier Jacobs vs. Andre Eian
Ahh, electrified explosion-y deathmatch goodness. It’s a shame the insurance won’t cover more than two men in the cage at one. Alex and Xavier tie up first, Xavier takes control with a headlock, but then Andre just comes over and slaps on on him! Xavier counters with a backdrop, but so does Alexander! He rolls to the outside and grabs his whip, barely missing Xavier and igniting the crowd with the crack of the whip. Andre nearly takes his head off with a lariat, only to get crowned by Xavier and a trashcan lid. Guess they sanctioned it as regular hardcore rules… Xavier makes a quick cover on Andre but gets absolutely nothing. Xavier smacks him with the lid again and makes another cover getting a one before Belmont stomps on his head. He wraps the whip around Xavier’s neck and starts to choke him out, but that just gives Andre the chance to come from behind and hit a big ass tiger suplex! 1…2…kickout! Andre pulls him in close and hits a chop rush, POWERBOMB, Tenryu style! 1…2…Xavier breaks it up!?! He shoves Andre outta the way and starts to wail on Alexander with his own whip, making a cover. 1…2…Now Andre breaks it up and shoves Jacobs. They start exchanging shots, but Xavier gets the better of it and hits a reverse piledriver. Alexander comes over, and they hit Andre with a big demolition. Double cover, 1…2…3! Andre has been eliminated! Xavier gets up first and drops an elbow across the back of Belmont’s head, Death Valley Driver! He gets him up for the DMD II, but Alexander floats over and plants him with the Nail in the Coffin! 1…2…no! He grabs a chair from ringside, but Xavier lariats the chair right back into Alexander’s face! He lifts him up, looking like a DMD II on the chair, but I think he hurt him arm hitting the chair, he can’t hold him up! Alexander reverses the front facelock, Vampire Killer onto the chair! 1…2…3!
Winner by pin fall: Alexander Belmont
Time: 19:18 (Eian 17:38)
Audience: n/a
5. <<<Junior Weight Championship>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Jay Rudawa vs. Tranzfusion(c)
Jay looks focused here, going for like, his 15 billionth Junior title run, against Tranz, whom has quite the experience, but this is still his first run as Junior Heavyweight Champ.. Jay starts off with an ippionzei on Tranz. He follows up with a dropkick to the head of the downed Tranz.. Tranz back up.. He whips Jay.. Ducks under, Jumps over, ducks, headscissors! He bounces off the ropes, kneeeeel keeeeeeek- NO! Jay ducks, and Jay follows with a downed, shoot style knee. Hmm, ok.. Tranz back up, and Jay fires at him with a shining enzuiguri. Another ippionzei from Jay, and hey, another dropkick to the head. Tranz back up - spinning neck breaker! Jay back up, Jawbreaker from Tranz, FIGURRRRRE FOURRRR! WHOOOO! Jay fights to the ropes though.. Jay gets back up, Tranz charges in, head scissors take down, and he locks in the Figure 4 again.. He is focusing on those knees of Jay, to try and stop those kicks he throws out.. Jay reaches out and grabs the ropes as the ref calls for the break.. Jay with a kick to the head of Tranz, and Jay heads up top.. Tranz jumps back up.. AVALANCHE DRAGON SCREW!! Jay back up, favoring that knee.. He goes for a sweep kick.. Tranz jumps over.. FACE BUSTER! And he locks in that Figure 4 again... Sweet jesus, he has a plan here tonight folks.. Jay writhes in pain, but won't give up.. Jay is working.. Working.. He rolls the hold over! Tranz screams out, but is able to roll it back over, Jay rolls it now! Tranz, then Jay.. ROPE! Both men let go, and back off. Jay with a sweep kick on Tranz! But I don't know how effective that was.. His knees might be shot.. He picks up Tranz.. BLAZING CUTTER?~!~ COMPLETE SHOT BY TRANZ~! He looks out into the crowd.. This could be it.. TRANZFIXER! But aww, Jay is able to make his way to the ropes. Jay with another sweep kick on Tranz.. Tranz gets up, he goes for yet *another*.. But NO! Tranz catches it - DRAGON SCREW! Tranz off the ropes.. LEG FEED ENZUI BY JAY! Tranz back up.. Gamengiri! He follows up with a.. La magistral.. 1...2... Tranz kicks out! Jay hooks the arm now.. This could be it.. EGOIST DRIVER!! He picks up Tranz.. Kido Clutch!? 1... 2..... NO! He picks Tranz back up.. JACE CRUSHER BY TRANZ!! Tranz rolls out onto the apron.. Jay is getting up.. SPRINGBOARD LOW DROPKICK!! Jay is on the ground, in pain.. Tranz back out onto the apron.. Tranz slings himself in.. Jay charges.. BLAZING CUTTER?! HOLY SHIET.. *Sigh* Moonsault pin..1....2... NO! Jay picks him up.. Another Blazing Cutter?! TRANZ REVERSES INTO THE COMPLETE SHOT AGAIN! Tranz off the ropes, elbow dropppp - NO! Jay moves out of the way.. Jay jumps up top.. Missle Dropkick! Missl - Tranz side steps it! TRANZFIXER! IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Jay is kicking about.. But his strength is all but gone.. Jay won't tap though! He won't tap.. The ref lifts his arm up.. It drops once.. Again.. It drops.. A third time..... HE'S DONE! TRANZ HAS DEFENDED THE TITLE!
Winner by submission: Tranzfusion
Time: 13:03
Audience (Lucha Style): 94%
6. <<<Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Prodigy vs. Ross Cowan
Cowan doesn't feel like having any fun tonight, and starts off with two slams on the big man, followed by a big elbow. Prodigy gets back up, snapmare by Prodigy.. But Cowan is right back up, and greets him with a sole butt! A fist of fury from Prodigy, nails Cowan right between the eyes. Cowan right back with an elbow.. Both men are going back and forth now. Cowan going for a lariat on PRog, but Prod catches him and presses him up high.. He lets out a mighty roar and drops Cowan onto his back.. Cowan pops back up,a nd throws a flurry of elbows at Prodigy. He goes behind.. Reverse Brainbuster! He picks up Prod.. KARELIN LIFT! He whips Prodigy.. RUNNNING NECKBREAKER!!! He whips Prodigy off the ropes.. Belly to Belly! He picks up PRodigy.. Grabs him from behind.. DRAGON SUPLEX HOLD!!! 1.....2....NO! He picks him up.. EXPLODER '98!!!! 1......2.....NO~! Cowan is throwing everything at Prodigy here, and its only 6 minutes in! Prodigy back up.. Prodigy hits a side suplex on Cowan!! He takes a minute to catch his breath, he turns around - COWAN SPECIAL!!! 1.......2....... He kicks out! He gets up, he walks right into a Cowan Plex! 1! 2! NO! Cowan grabs Prod from behind now.. ELBOW BY PROD! He goes behind.. TOSSING GERMAN TO THE OUTSIDE! He follows him out there.. Wait.. COWAN CLOCKS HIM WITH A CHAIR!! Cowan Plex! 1.......2........NO! Prodigy back up.. HUGE CHAIRSHOT TO THE SKULL! He goes down.. Cowan plops the chair down behind him.. He picks up the big man.. EXPLODER '98 on the chair!!! This is just sick... He picks up Prod.. WAIT! Prod just poked him with something.. Cowan is bleeding all over the place.. TOSSING GERMAN!! COWAN JUST FLEW INTO THE CROWD!! Prodigy rolls back into the ring to rest.. But Cowan is back up.. And he tosses the chair into the ring.. Cowan rolls in.. Prod goes for a lariat.. DUCKED! EXPLODER '98 on the chair again! Uh.. WTF.. PRODIGY IS GETTING BACK UP!! Cowan with a sole butt.. PRodigy keeps coming! DEATH VALLEY BOMB! 1.....2... NO! He picks him up.. PRODIGY BOMBBBBBBBBBBBBBEHH- WAIT! BACKBODY DROP HOLD! 1......2......NO! Prodigy back up.. He has the chair now.. He swings, MISSES! Cowan with a kick.. COWAN PLEX! 1!! 2!! 3!!!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Ross Cowan
Time: 17:08
Audience (Hardcore Style): 86%
7. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Brian Lee vs. Catalyst
The match begins as the two lock up… no one comes out on top, they lock up again, Lee scores a slap to the face, knees Cat in the gut and whips him down with a flying mare. Lee kicks him straight in the back and catalyst cringes in pain. Lee picks Cat back up and whips him down with a High Speed Dragon Screw, then nails a couple spinning leg locks. Lee picks him up again, and gets socked in the stomach a few times, Cat goes for a hook but Lee ducks and nails a drop toe hold. Cat bounces right back up and swings at Lee… Lee catches his arm and whips him to the ropes… he bounces off… FLYING LARIAT!!! This is all Lee right now folks… Lee whips Cat into the corner… JUMPING ELBOW PAT!!! Cover….1……..2…….NO!!! Lee picks Cat up again… he gets his arm slapped away then gets nailed by a spinning back kick. Lee staggers all the way back into the corner… Cat follows him there and begins punching him in the stomach like a… a punching bag. Lee grabs Cat by the mask and shoves him into the corner… Lee winds up… CAT DUCKS AND ROLLS LEE INTO A SCHOOL BOY…..1…….2……..NO!!!! Lee pops back up and tries to Lariat Cat… Cat ducks and nails Lee with a Right Hook of DOOM!!! Lee falls flat on his face… Cat covers…..1……..2……..NO!!!! Cat picks Lee back up… he winds up… SCORCHING LEFT!!! You know what this means…. Cat picks Lee up from behind… BIODYNA… NO! Lee spins around into a drop toe hold! Catalyst pops right back up and tries another Hook… Lee catches the arm… wraps it around and nails an Ace Crusher 2…. Cover…..1……….2………NO!!! Lee picks Cat back up and whips him to the ropes… Lee goes for a back drop but Cat counters with a kick to the face… Lee staggers back a bit.. SHOTEI!!!!! Cat picks Lee back up… TINGLING DDT!!!!!!!!!!! Cover…..1……..2………NO!!!!!!!!!!!! Cat says… “It’s OVA!!!” He grabs Lee from behind… BIODYNAMIC DROP…NO!!! Lee backflips out and grapples Cat from behind!!! Lee tries a German but gets elbowed in the face… Cat tries another elbow… Lee ducks and counters into an EXPLODAH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cat pops right back up and charges in at Lee… Lee counters with an Ultra Rana whip!!! Cat somehow rolls up to his feet… Lee grabs him fisherman style… OMG GIMMICK BUSTAH~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cover….1……..2…….3!!!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Brian Lee
Time: 22:39
Audience (King’s Road Style): 74%
"Anger Rising", Twinky's entrance, down to the ring, and he grabs a microphone to talk...
[Twinky:] A NUMBER ONE CONTENDER'S match... with ME and uh... two other guys.
Now, wait a dad-gum second here... Pink... black... IT'S THE DEMON EASTER BUNNY! What? What's that?
-Ring tech leans in to talk to Twinky-
That's Spunk? THE Spunk? The Spunk who won't go anywhere without his body guards? The Spunk who laid out his friend on Sunday Night Asylum? The Spunk who won't admit that not only am I in HIS league, but is good enough for me to admit that he's in MY league.
Then, there's Dante. How ya doin', Dante?
-Twinky waves to Dante... and Dante waves back.-
So, if'n all y'all don't mind... let's get started now, huh?
Twinky throws the microphone aside, jumps onto the apron, and jumps over the top rope as the bell rings to start the match.
8. <<<#1 Contender: World Heavyweight Championship>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
SPUNK vs. Twinky McLanahan vs. Dante Black
The three begin circling eachother… each one cautious to make the first move. Out of nowhere, Spunk bull rushes Twinky and begins savagely beating down on him!!! Dante rips spunk off and nails him in the face with a few quick jabs followed by an elbow. Spunk shakes it off, then runs into a Knuckle Arrow from Twinky!! Dante and Twinky have Spunk surrounded… DOUBLE HIGH JUMPING ENZIGURI!!! Spunk rolls out of the ring in pain. Twinky and Dante begin to battle. Twinky whips dante to the ground with an arm drag, but Dante rolls to his feet. Twinky charges in with a flying kneel kick… Dante shucks him by and locks in the SHARPSHOOTER!!!! Twinky is in severe pain, but he is able to get to the ropes… meanwhile, Spunk collects himself and gets back in. Spunk grabs Dante by the hair, and elbows him in the face a few times then sends him flying with a TAKAYAM KNEE~!!! Spunk sees Twinky standing up… and sends him right back down with an STO OF DOOOM!!!! Spunk thinks he’s in control until he turns around right into Dante’s fist… Dante then sends him flying to the ground with a Snap Suplex. Spunk starts sitting up, Dante grabs him from behind… CROSS ARM GERMAN!!!! Cover……1…….2…….NO!!! Twinky kicks Dante’s legs out!!! Twinky picks Dante up… AND STARTS BITING HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! Dante elbows Twinky in the face then takes Twinky out with a Gotch Piledriver… Spunk charges in, but Dante intercepts him with a lariato!!!!!!!!!!!! Dante crawls over to Twinky… AND LOCKS IN THE SHARP SHOOTER!!!! Twinky has no ropes to reach and taps almost immediately!! Dante breathes a sigh of relief, but he doesn’t realize Spunk is flying in with a Yakuza kick until it is to late!!! Spunk locks in an STF!!!! Dante is stuck… he has no where to go… but he uses his last bit of strength to crawl over to the ropes for a break!!! Spunk picks Dante up… he says it’s over… he bend him over… POWERBOMB!!! Cover……1………..2……….3!!! NO!!!!! NO!!!! Quest waves it off!!! It was only 2!!!! Spunk is in shock, as he is dead tired… he picks Dante back up… POWERBOMB!!! NO!!! Dante fights down and tosses Spunk over with a back body drop!!! Dante drops to a knee, and Spunk is up first!!! Spunk goes to pick him up for an STD!!!!! NO!!! DANTE WIGGLES FREE!!! Spunk turns around… BOOT TO THE GUT… Spunk bends over… OMFG BLACKOUT!!! Cover…..1……..2……..3!!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Dante Black
Time: 27:17
Twinky: 26:53
Audeince: n/a
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