Post by CyberTranz on Sept 21, 2009 21:09:40 GMT -6
1. <<<J-League>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Jamie Jones vs. Cyprus Mandora
They tie up to start off, Jones with a leg spin takes Cyprus down, Cyprus up to his feet, Jones hits two quick american jabs, Cyprus blocks a third and hits a few slap's to the chest, irish whip to the corner, monkey flip out of the corner, Jones manages to land on his feet, Cyprus turns around and gets a fireman's carry, back up again, Cyprus ducks a thrust kick and delivers a saming, schmidt backbreaker, Cyprus covers Jones, 1...kickout, chin lock applied, Jones manages to get onto his knee's, he hits a few elbows to the gut and Cyprus releases the hold, belly to belly from Jones, Jamie charges forward and connects with a jumping front kick, knocking Cyprus over the top rope to theoutside, Jones taunts Cyprus as he gets back into the ring, kick to the gut, Jamie sets up a piledriver, but Cyprus backdrop's him, Jones up to his feet, spinning dropkick from Cyprus staggers him, Jones is in the corner again, Cyprus lifts him onto the top rope, and climbs up with him, Super Ultra Rana on Jones. Cyprus climbs back up the turnbuckle again , leaping of with a diving headbutt, CACTUS BREAKER applied, Jones is too close to the ropes for it to have much effect, irish whip, Jones counters, but Cyprus counters again, mountain bomb, Cyprus tries to lift Jones, but gets a low blow, go behind by Jamie, Vertical German Suplex, Jamie repositions Cyprus and heads to the top rope, Shooting Star Press, 1......2...kickout, Skewer DDT, Stinger applied, Cyprus slowly pulls himself towards the ropes..Jamie tries to stop him, but Cyprus crawls over and grabs the bottom rope, Jamie stomps on the back of the neck a few times then lifts Cyprus, Exploder '98 set up, but Cyprus escapes it, kick to the balls, Jacknife Powerbomb, Cyprus nails the Orange SPLICER as Jones' gets back up, cover, 1......2......kickout, sickle hold applied, Jones is just about to tap out, but Cyprus releases the hold for some reason, he performs the bulldog straddling pose then starts setting up the ORANGE JUICER, Jones fights away from him, Jamie connects with a thrust kick, Cyprus staggers back and bounces off the ropes, Hot Shot, cover, 1.......2......kickout, Jamie sets up the Deep Impact, but Cyprus fights out, Orange SQUEEZER locked in, Jamie reaches the ropes again, Cyprus tries the Orange Splicer again, but gets a knee to the gut, DEEP
IMPACT! cover, 1.......2.....SHOULDER UP! Stinger locked in again, Cyprus fights to the ropes, he's about an inch away from being able to reach...Jamie pulls all the way back..Cyprus taps out!
Winner by submission: Jamie Jones
Time: 12:54
Audience (Lucha Style): 68%
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Sam Slam vs. Xavier Jacobs
Sam hits a few elbow shots to start the match, irish whip, front suplex, Xavier right back up, powerful elbow smash, Sam tries a football tackle, but Xavier sidesteps it, high angle body slam, Sam up again, forceful knee kick, Sam still on his feet, an arm whip brings him down, Sam up again, one leg headbutt from Xavier, irish whip, choke slam, another irish whip from Xavier, he charges after Sam and nails a western lariat, sending Sam over the top rope, Xavier follows him out, Mr Scotland starts a count, 1.....2.....Xavier picks Sam up and slams his face off the apron, then off the barricade, 3......4...Xavier tries an irish whip into the ring post, but Sam counters and sends Xavier face first into the steel post, 5........6, Sam drops an elbow, then moves ontop of Xavier for a Mounted Knuckle Arrow 7.......8......9....10...Sam stands up, and lifts Xavier, inverted atomic drop,shoulder neckbreaker,11.....12....13...Sam stomps on Xavier's chest a few times, then slides into the ring, 14.....15....16, Xavier to his feet...18...he slides into the ring, some more stomps from Sam, Sam whips Xavier into the corner, he hits a machine chop rush, Sam flips Xavier onto his back, then climbs onto the second rope, he flys off with a reverse splash across the chest of Xavier, 1......2..shoulder up, Xavier gets to his feet, but gets knocked right back down with a backbrain lariat, Sam climbs onto the top rope and waits for Xavier to get up, Sam tries an axe handle smash, but Xavier leaps up and dropkicks him in the chest, in mid air. Xavierhits a belly to belly then a shoulder neckbreaker, Sam back up to his feet, Xavier gets behind him and hits a picture-perfect Tiger Suplex Whip, Xavier nails a donkey punch then pulls Sam to his feet, irish whip to the corner, Turnbuckle Bomb, Xavier drags Sam to the middle of the ring, mounted elbow, Xavier pulls Sam to his feet, Original Chokeslam, Dark Moon Driver I set up, Sam flips over, russian leg sweep, Xavier back up, kick to the gut, Sam Driver, cover, 1.......2....kickout, Sam climbs onto the top rope, Super Headbutt, cover again, 1.....2....kickout, Rolling chop, irish whip into the corner, Super Crusher! another cover, 1.....2....kickout! Sam looks pissed off now, he sets up the SAM SLAMMER, Xavier backdrops him, dynamite punch rush from Xavier, Sam gets nailed with the Dark Moon Driver I, cover, 1......2......shoulder up! Xavier tries to hoist him up for the Dark Moon Driver II, but Sam manages to keep his feet on the ground, Sam hits a kick to the gut...SAM SLAMMER! 1......2.....XAVIER KICKS OUT! Sam tries to pick Xavier up, but gets pulled down with an inside cradle...1......2.....Sam kicks out, Sam ducks a Lariat Attack, then Xavier sidesteps another football tackle, Sam up to his feet, headbutt from Xavier, DARK MOON DRIVER II! 1.........2..........3!
Winner by pin fall: Xavier Jacobs
Time: 20:29
Audience (Strong Style): 91%
3. <<<J-League>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Hando vs. Heyzoos Falayfay
Heyzoose and Hando begin to circle eachother. Fake shots on both ends, no one doing much offense, finally they lock up in center. Hand to hand tie up… wait HF swats Hando’s hand away and starts leaving the ring!!! The fans boo wildly… finally Heyzoose comes back in the ring. He nails Hando in the stomach a couple times with some knees… he whips him to the ropes… lays down, Hando hops over… Leap frogs over Hando… backwards roll thing… Hando does a flying leap over HF and lands on his feet *clap, clap, clap* They lock up again… Hando comes out on top with an arm drag. Heyzoose Charges back in… another arm drag. Hando hops up on HF’s shoulders… ROLLING PRAWN HOLD… no, he switches around into an arm drag!!! *clap, clap, clap* Hando whips HF to the ropes… he lays down, OMG LOW DROP KICK TO HANDO’S FACE!!! Heyzoose picks Hando up… bounces off the ropes… Flying head scissors… he goes around again and rolls Hando into a reverse kneel lock!!! Hando is in much pain, but he is able to claw his way to the ropes. Heyzoose picks Hando back up… LOW DROPKICK!!! He stomps on Hando’s knee a few times and then locks in an Achilles Tendon HOLD!!!! Hando is in pain again, but manages to get to the ropes in time. HF picks Hando up… no, a couple shots to the gut get Hando free, he nails HF with a mid kick, then a sole butt, then a mid kick… NO! Heyzoose catches the leg… DRAGON SCREW~!!! Heyzoose picks him up by the leg again… ENZIGURI!!!!!!!!!! Heyzoose rolls on the ground clutching his head!!! That was stiff!!! Hando waits for HF to get up… he bounces off the ropes… OMG HF COUNTERS WITH A LOW DROP KICK OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! He rolls Hando in a La Magistral…..1……..2……..NO!!!! HF says it’s over!!! He picks Hando up… FLAMINNG FLIP FIXER…. NO!!! HANDO HOLDS HIM DOWN……1………2………NO!!!! They both get back up… Hando hobbling a bit… HF runs in… DDT!!! HF tries to stand back up but he is dazed… Hando comes in with a back flipping kick!!! Cover…….1…….2……..NO!!!! HF rolls outside the ring… Hando bounces off the sides… NO FAKE DIVE!!! Heyzoose collects his thoughts and enters back inside, He and Hando exchange blows… EXPLODER OUT OF NOWHERE BY HEYZOOSE!!!! Heyzoose takes a breather, he picks hando back up… clutches the wrist… EXPLODER ’98!!!! NO!!!! Hando rolls Heyzoose up……..1………..2……….NO!!!!! This tourney means a lot to both these guys… Hando picks HF back up… Sole Butt… BACK FLIPPING KICK… HEYZOOSE CATCHES THE LEG AND LOCKS IN A REVERSE KNEEL LOCK!!!!!!! Hando is near center ring… he doesn’t have much room to work with… he’s fighting… he fights….. HE MAKES IT TO THE ROPES!!!! Hando is really favoring that right knee now… Heyzoose kicks Hando over to the corner and sets him up on the top rope… who’s that? What’s Cyprus doing out here? Heyzoose grabs Quest and pulls him over to the corner… Cyprus rips open an Orange and sucks the juice out… he goes on the top and SPRAYS THE CITRUS MIST IN HANDO’S FACE!!!! OMG HURRICANERANA SENDS HANDO FLYING DOWN HARD!!!! Cyprus rolls out of the ring… Heyzoose locks in the Flaming Flip Fixer without ther flip… Hando isn’t responding…. Quest calls the match!!!! Heyzoose and Cyprus embrace in center ring and the crowd boos wildly.
Winner by submission: Heyzoos Falayfay
Time: 16:34
Audience (Lucha Style): 81%
4. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
w@nToN Connection vs. Armada
Two always entertaining teams match up tonight, you can’t say this one won’t at least be interesting. Rami and OMG!!11! Dink! to start. Dink immediately give Rami the gun taunt, but he just grabs Dink’s arm and brings it down hard across his shoulder. Rami shoots him into the ropes, looking for the Silver Binds…but he gets poked in the eye with the Fo@m Fingah! He stumbles back, and Dink rolls him up in a goofy looking lucha pin I think was supposed to be a la magistral…but doesn’t even get a one count. Rami is actually first up to his feet, and he levels Dink with a clothesline. He drags him into the corner and tags in Galcian. The big man tries to stomp a hole in Dink’s painted ribcage, then whips him to the ropes and hits a lariat of his own. He goes for a cover, but pulls Dink off the mat after one and punishes him some more with a neckbreaker. He swivels his hips almost like Eddy Guerrero, and stands to his feet dragging Dink up by the hair for another neckbreaker. He looks down at Dink in a heap and smile, lifting him up for the Devolver. Dink reverses into a rana! 1…2…no! Galcian lunges at him but Dink dives and gets the tag! I never thought I’d be saying this, but the CROWD IS GOING NUTS FOR BATFARTI! Again, I should stress how weird that is… Anyway, he comes in and immediately spears the shitte out of Galcian, pissed that he beat up his “little buddy” so to speak. Galcian goes for the legs, but Batfarti catches him and drops to his knees…he has him hooked…Alevin’s Lift! OMG~! Galcian no sells and is back up! He goes behind, looking for the Eternum, but he can’t get Pete up! I think he just threw his back out! Batfarti takes him over with a fireman’s carry and runs to the ropes…RUNNING BATFARTI PRESS!! Rami’s in to make the save! He drags Galcian to the corner and tags himself in, hurling himself at Batfarti but just bouncing off his ample gut. Pete chuckles and throws him with a side suplex…and another…and another. He makes a double leg cover, 1…2…Rami kicks out, but just barely. Batfarti hits the ropes again…Thesz Press! BY GAWD, he got squashed! Ramirez…we hardly knew ye… 1…2…huh? Dink just tagged himself in and broke up the count! To quote that MUG Root Beer commercial, “What a dumbass!” He’s up top, OMG w@nToN!~ Cover, 1…2…Galcian is there to break it up! Dink gives him a Fo@m finger, Trist of F@yTe on Rami! Dink looks around at the crowd…
[Dink]: IMDA GEOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!11~!
He goes up top for another w@nToN, but Galcian shoves him off to the floor! Batfarti runs in but Galcian cuts him off at the pass…Rami’s up…Rains of Destruction on Batfarti! Rami hits the far side ropes, and Galcian hip tosses him over the top into almost a tope con hilo onto Dink! Batfarti’s back up, Batfarti Slam on Galcian! Ramirez flies in, springboard dropkick on Batfarti! OMG…Dink is back in! He spins Rami around but gets a kick to the gut…powerbomb-no! Dink reverses into a cradle…1…2…kickout! Batfarti comes in, but Galcian is back up! Oh. My. GOD! He just hit Batfarti with the Eternum! The ring shook! He climbs through ropes just long enough to tag himself in. Dink assaults him with some Vader hammers, but Galcian just brushes them away and locks in the Terminal! Dink has nowhere to go…he’s got to tap! The bell is ringing!...but I never saw Dink actually submit. Wait…I’m being informed by the timekeeper that the 45 minute time limit has expired! ARMADA wrestles to yet another TLD!
Time Limit Draw
Time: 45:00
Audience (Strong Style): 81%
5. <<<J-League>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuorki)
Tranzfusion vs. Red Tornado
Tonight, the J-League, junior ace Tranzfusion vs Red Tornado, the hot newcomer here. Tranz starts off with a chop on Tornado, as Tornado fights back with an elbow. He then slams Tranz out of the ring. Tranz rolls back in, as both men exchange elbows here. Tornado gets Tranz reeling.. But Tranz fires back with a dragon screw. He sets up for the kneel kick, but Tornado is still able to duck. They exchange elbows back and forth again here.. Tornado finally catches one, and hits a takedown on Tranz, then follows up with a dropkick to the head. He picks up Tranz and follows with another elbow, but Tran catches it with an arm drag, and follows through with an elbow drop. Tornado gets up.. KNEEL KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Swinging neckbreaker by Tranz now.. But Tornado won't stay down.. DDT BY TORNADO! He follows up with a face crushah! SASSORAGATAME!! SCORPION DEATHLOCK! Tranz is able to fight to the ropes.. So I guess Tornado failed his Riki Choshu class or something.. OMG! ACE CRUSHAHHHH! Tranz rolls to the outside.. Is Red Tornado too much for Tranz!? Tranz rolls back in after catching his breath.. CRUISER BOMB!! 1..........2.......... NO! Tornado argues with the ref now as Tranz bumbles to his feet.. Tornado with a face buster on Tranz.. Tranz is getting up now.. Tornado off the ropes... STAN HANSEN LARIAT!?!?!?! And he follows up with a school boy!?! 1...2... NO! Tranz holds on to the arm - ude jujigatame! Tornado is able to fight to the ropes with his feet.. Tranz gets up and applies a Figure 4 on Tornado. He lets go though and motions for Tornado to get up.. He does.. FACEBUSTAH! He waits for him to get up again - SPIN KICK!! TRANZFIXER! Tornado is fighting it.. But for how long?! Wait - OSAMU KIDO CLUTCH!! 1.........2....... KICKOUT! He picks Tranz up now - COMPLETE SHOT OUT OF NOWHERE! BACKSPIN RUSH BY TRANZ.. Tornado seems dizzy.. Schoooooooooooooooool boy! 1........2....... KICKOUT! Tornado back up.. And with a devastating elbow sends Tranz reeling.. CRUISER BOM - FACE BUSTER! Tranz with a great reversal, sends Tornado to the outside.. But Tranz isn't stopping here, PLANCHA! TRANZFIXER ON THE OUTSIDE!! MY GOD!! TORNADO IS GETTING UP IN THE HOLD! He has Tranz on his shoulder.. MODIFIED CRUISERBOMB ON THE OUTSIDE!! He rolls Tranz back into the ring.. CRUISERBOMB AGAIN!! 1!!! 2!!!! 2.9999! He picks up Tranz again, looking pretty upset.. Cruiser bom - face crusher! TRANZFIXER LOCKED IN!! HE TAPS!
Winner by submission: Tranzfusion
Time: 16:29
Audience (Lucha Style): 95%
6. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Catalyst vs. Flare
Flare’s C-CWA debut here, against the reigning PTTV Champion no less. He waits little time and goes right after him with a right hand, but Catalyst isn’t backing down and fights back with a stiff palm blow. It knocks Flare back a step, but he blocks a hook and counters with his own high kick, knocking Catalyst back into the ropes. He whips him in, but he telegraphs the ultra rana whip and Catalyst stops short. He makes a cover but doesn’t even get one, stands up with Flare and hits a flurry of body shots, palm blows, SHOTEI is ducked, Flare shoots behind into a Full Nelson, Catalyst counters the suplex into a rollup, 1…2…kickout. Both men are up, Flare spears Catalyst down and locks in the Burnout! Catalyst is fortunate to be close to the ropes, and makes it with relative ease. He stands up into a sole butt from Flare, followed by a DDT. He makes the cover, but only gets a 1 count. He yells at Catalyst to stand up, and pulls him up by the mask for a spinebuster, but Catalyst reverses into a DDT of his own! Flare stands up a little groggy…giving Catalyst the opening for a SHOTEI! Cover! 1…2…kickout! Catalyst smells blood and goes for the fisherman DDT…but Flare floats over and hits a German Suplex! He goes up to the top, Inferno Splash! 1…2…Catalyst gets his foot on the ropes! Flare connects with the spinebuster this time, rolling through into a jackknife pin, 1…2…no! He thought that was three and is quick to let Holmes know about it! Catalyst comes from behind with a rollup, 1…2…Flare’s ego almost got the best of him there. Catalyst charges in, but Flare drops back and Catalyst Crashes N’ Burns! That’s gonna be it! Flare makes the cover, but it’s in the ropes! He’s really pissed now, and sets Catalyst up for the Third Degree…but it’s blocked! Catalyst reverses into the Biodynamic Explosion out of nowhere! Cover, 1…2…3! I think…yeah, he got the 3!
Winner by pin fall: Catalyst
Time: 7:58
Audience (Strong Style): 49%
7. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
SPUNK vs. Deadbody Man
Spunk enters the ring to much ovation… he awaits DBM who is slowly walking out, the camera zooms in to the dark figure who slowly moves towards the ring. It lifts up its hand and removes the cape to reveal nothing is there!! The camera turns back over to the ring where DBM and Beyond are beating down on Spunk!!! The bell rings and the two continue to pound away at the defenseless Spunk. Beyond picks Spunk up for a back drop… DBM grabs him by the throat…. CHOKE SLAM COMBO!!!! Beyond and DBM high five and Beyond rolls out of the ring… the crowd boos wildly as Beyond walks to the back. DBM covers Spunk……1………2………NO!!! Spunk gets to his feet, nails DBM with a few elbows to the face… he bounces off the ropes but runs right into the big foot of DBM!! DBM starts choking the life out of Spunk… Quest counts…..1…….2……3…….4….. DBM releases and shoves Quest back, then locks it in again……1…….2……3…….4…. DBM picks Spunk back up… Spunk nails 3 elbows in a row, but DBM responds with a vicious headbutt knocking Spunk down. The crowd boos more as DBM makes another cover…..1……2……NO!!! DBM rips Spunk up, he sets him up for the 6…. Feet…. Deep… NO!! Spunk wiggles free and bounces off the ropes… DBM turns around right into a Takayama Stabbing Knee!!! Spunk slaps on a Half crab!!!! DBM struggles for a few minutes to find the ropes to finally get the break. Spunk whips him to the ropes and blasts him backwards with a huge middle kick. DBM rolls to the outside to take a break. Spunk stays in and waits for DBM to crawl back in, Quest counts……1 ……2 …….3 ……4 …..5 ……6 ……7 ……8 ……9 …….10 …Spunk cannot wait any longer an he slides out only to be greated by a massive chair shot by DBM!!! DBM rolls Spunk back inside along with the chair. DBM shoves Spunk in the corner and nails a Saver Hammer Rush… he yanks him out a bit and locks in the Mandible Claw!!! Spunk is trying to fight he waves his arms around wildly but ends up Nailing DBM in the bozac!!! He picks the now wounded DBM up and sends him flying with a Takayama style Stabbing Knee!!! Spunk yanks him up… EVEREST GERMAN…….1………2……..NO!!!!! Spunk rolls DBM over… he calls for the finish, he hoists DBM up for a powerbomb… DBM pokes him in the eyes and rides him down!!! He stays sitting for a cover…..1……..2……NO!!!! He picks Spunk back up… Spunk nails an Elbow, then 2 mid kicks… then another Elbow… BLOCKED!!! DBM nails a left, then a right… Spunk falls back!!! DBM pounds on the downed Spunk with his fists then turns to the crowd to begin taunting!!! The crowd boos wildly and DBM starts stomping on Spunk’s gut… holding the last one and walking across Spunk’s body. He covers……..1………2……….NO!!!!! DBM picks Spunk up again… oh no… 6 Feet Deep Position… he starts going down… SPUNK FLIPS ONTO HIS FEET!!! He grabs DBM from behind and locks in the Cobra Clutch!!! DBM is fighting wildly for the ropes… he’s almost there… OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Groin kick gets DBM free. The crowd is booing wildly again at DBM’s act of heel-ishness. DBM starts picking Spunk up… he whips him to the ropes… NO!!! Spunk holds on and yanks DBM right into him… STO!!!!!!!! He picks DBM up… POWERBOMB!!!! Cover……1……..2….. Spunk whips DBM around into an STF!!!! DBM is stuck in center ring… he has nowhere to go… OH NO!!! Beyond has entered the ring holding a chair!!! Spunk releases the hold, charges in at Beyond and Shoves the chair right in his face!!! Spunk doesn’t even get a chance to see DBM get up right behind him… DBM picks Spunk up…. 6 FEET DEEP!!!! Cover……1……..2…….3!!!! Beyond gets up with the chair and begins pounding down on the downed Spunk, DBM also starts stomping on Spunk, when all of a sudden Ross Cowan and Dante Black enter!!! The crowd starts cheering with much enthusiasm!!! Ross kicks DBM in the stomach and takes him out with a Cowan Special!!! Dante shoves Beyond in the corner… DBM rolls out of the ring and starts walking to the back… Ross helps Spunk make his way to the back….
Winner by pin fall: Deadbody Man
Time: 16:06
Audience (King’s Road Style): 78%
8. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Dante Black vs. BEYOND
SPUNK and DBM are still fighting in the ring, as BEYOND methodically makes his way to the ring.. SPUNK is overpowered by DBM now as BEYOND stares him right in the eye, SPUNK looks like he just saw a ghost.. WAIT! ITS DANTE BLACK!! He jumps BEYOND from behind, as the refs pull SPUNK and DBM out of the ring. Dante with a few quick jabs on BEYOND, but BEYOND isn't really reeling too much.. Fireman's carry on BEYOND. BEYOND back up.. SHOUDA! Blocked by Dante! BEYOND just snaps his head at him, and Dante falls flat on his ass. BEYOND with EVIL mount elbows!! Dante does his best to make it to the ropes.. The ref calls for the break.. Dragon screw by Dante! BUT HE WON'T STOP COMING! He goes for hte leg of Dante, but Dante hits an enzuiguri on him! He gets up.. GROUND HABESIGIRI!! He picks up BEYOND for what looks like a brainbuster.. But BEYOND isn't in the mood to play, as he reverses it, sending Dante to the outside... ERR! OR! UH! WAIT! Dante landed on the apron! BEYOND turns around.. DDT OUT OF THE RING!! Dante bounces off the ropes.. Diving bitching lariat to the outside!! MY GOD! He rolls back in and the fans are eating out of his hands now.. Has he finally gotten BEYOND down for a while? BEYOND RIGHT BACK IN!! Dante sets up a DDT.. But BEYOND picks him up and just tosses him off. DANTE WITH AN ENZUIGURI!! He picks up BEYOND, snap brainbuster! But BEYOND gets right back up! Belly to belly sends BEYOND to the outside. But I'll be damned. BEYOND right back in.. DDT by Dante.. But BEYOND back up with a brainbuster. Side suplex by BEYOND now. Dante is getting up slowly.. SHININGGGGGGGG WIZAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BEYOND off the ropes now.. AXEEEEEEEE BOMAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! He picks up Dante by the head - BURNING LARIATO!!!!! DANTE POPS BACK UP!! HE LOCKS IN THE SHARPSHOOTER! Uh.. I think BEYOND just emitted some sort of gas.. As Dante just kind of collapsed.. Another brainbuster on Dante now.. He picks him up by the head now.. Burninggggggg lariaaaaa - DUCKED!! Cradle Piledriver!! He sets BEYOND up in the corner - elbowed off! BEYOND WITH A SENTON! Dante up first here.. He picks up BEYOND.. BRAINNNNNNBUSTAHHHHH! He picks him up again.. BLACKOUT! BLACKOUT! 1.......2........ NO! Dante slipped, er.. WAIT! DEAD BODY MAN'S HAND IS REACHING OUT FROM UNDER THE RING! HE JUST BROKE THE FALL! BEYOND grabs Dante from behind - BLACK CUTTER! He picks him up from behind.. Chicken wing locked in! CHICKENWING SUPLEX! He makes the cover.. 1......2...... NO! DBM pulls him off again.. Dante looks frustrated now.. SHOUDA! Out of nowhere from BEYOND.. He goes up top again.. SENTON! Dante back to his feet.. He wants more! SHOUDA!!!! OH @#%$! Dante falls over in a heap.. And blood is pouring from his face.. BEYOND should make a cover here.. But he won't.. He picks up Dante.. Jumping front kick! He is going for another - ducked! BRAINNNNNNNNBUSTAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Dante! Another! He picks up BEYOND now.. SHOUDA! BEYOND covers.. 1.........2...... NO! Wait.. ITS SPUNK! HE JUST PULLED BEYOND OFF! DBM and SPUNK are going at it on the outside now. Dante catches BEYOND from behind.. Japanese Ocean Suplex! 1..................2................. NO! KICKOUT! BEYOND right back up.. AXXXXEEEEEEE BOMBAHHHHHHHHHHHH! BEYOND turns to the outside as DBM and SPUNK are duking it out now.. He turns back around.. BLACKOUT!! DBM tries to jump into the ring as SPUNK holds him back.. The ref makes the count.. 1.......2................3!!
Winner by pin fall: Dante Black
Time: 17:48
Audience (Strong Style): 91%
BEYOND and DBM collect themselves on the outside as Dante Black raises his arms on the inside.. He stares at SPUNK whom is collecting himself on the outside.. He looks pretty confused here.. SPUNK grabs a mic.
[SPUNK]: Dante.. Dante Black.. If you would please.. I beg for your forgiveness, and that of all the fans here.. I want these assholes gone as much as you.. Please..
He holds out his arms and shrugs.
[SPUNK]: Its up to you.. But I want to join you and Cowan.. We can be rid of these losers.. We can do it Dante..
He stares at Dante and tosses the mic into the ring.. Then waits, and just turns around and walks to the back looking daunted. Dante bends down and picks up the mic.
[Dante]: Wait... If you're serious...and I mean REALLY serious about this...
SPUNK nods affirmatively.
[Dante]: Then I'd be more than happy to go to war with you. But then again... I'm not the only one you asked am I?
Dante holds out the mic, and looks out towards the crowd.
[Dante]: Well?
SPUNK scans the crowd with anticipation, and they slowly begin to cheer and applaud showing their approval. Dante grins and turns to SPUNK.
[Dante]: Sounds like they're cool.
SPUNK smirks and starts a slow dance on the outside.. Dante laughs and calls him into the ring.. As both stand in the ring hip dancing.. My god.. This is weird
[Fade]
Jamie Jones vs. Cyprus Mandora
They tie up to start off, Jones with a leg spin takes Cyprus down, Cyprus up to his feet, Jones hits two quick american jabs, Cyprus blocks a third and hits a few slap's to the chest, irish whip to the corner, monkey flip out of the corner, Jones manages to land on his feet, Cyprus turns around and gets a fireman's carry, back up again, Cyprus ducks a thrust kick and delivers a saming, schmidt backbreaker, Cyprus covers Jones, 1...kickout, chin lock applied, Jones manages to get onto his knee's, he hits a few elbows to the gut and Cyprus releases the hold, belly to belly from Jones, Jamie charges forward and connects with a jumping front kick, knocking Cyprus over the top rope to theoutside, Jones taunts Cyprus as he gets back into the ring, kick to the gut, Jamie sets up a piledriver, but Cyprus backdrop's him, Jones up to his feet, spinning dropkick from Cyprus staggers him, Jones is in the corner again, Cyprus lifts him onto the top rope, and climbs up with him, Super Ultra Rana on Jones. Cyprus climbs back up the turnbuckle again , leaping of with a diving headbutt, CACTUS BREAKER applied, Jones is too close to the ropes for it to have much effect, irish whip, Jones counters, but Cyprus counters again, mountain bomb, Cyprus tries to lift Jones, but gets a low blow, go behind by Jamie, Vertical German Suplex, Jamie repositions Cyprus and heads to the top rope, Shooting Star Press, 1......2...kickout, Skewer DDT, Stinger applied, Cyprus slowly pulls himself towards the ropes..Jamie tries to stop him, but Cyprus crawls over and grabs the bottom rope, Jamie stomps on the back of the neck a few times then lifts Cyprus, Exploder '98 set up, but Cyprus escapes it, kick to the balls, Jacknife Powerbomb, Cyprus nails the Orange SPLICER as Jones' gets back up, cover, 1......2......kickout, sickle hold applied, Jones is just about to tap out, but Cyprus releases the hold for some reason, he performs the bulldog straddling pose then starts setting up the ORANGE JUICER, Jones fights away from him, Jamie connects with a thrust kick, Cyprus staggers back and bounces off the ropes, Hot Shot, cover, 1.......2......kickout, Jamie sets up the Deep Impact, but Cyprus fights out, Orange SQUEEZER locked in, Jamie reaches the ropes again, Cyprus tries the Orange Splicer again, but gets a knee to the gut, DEEP
IMPACT! cover, 1.......2.....SHOULDER UP! Stinger locked in again, Cyprus fights to the ropes, he's about an inch away from being able to reach...Jamie pulls all the way back..Cyprus taps out!
Winner by submission: Jamie Jones
Time: 12:54
Audience (Lucha Style): 68%
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Sam Slam vs. Xavier Jacobs
Sam hits a few elbow shots to start the match, irish whip, front suplex, Xavier right back up, powerful elbow smash, Sam tries a football tackle, but Xavier sidesteps it, high angle body slam, Sam up again, forceful knee kick, Sam still on his feet, an arm whip brings him down, Sam up again, one leg headbutt from Xavier, irish whip, choke slam, another irish whip from Xavier, he charges after Sam and nails a western lariat, sending Sam over the top rope, Xavier follows him out, Mr Scotland starts a count, 1.....2.....Xavier picks Sam up and slams his face off the apron, then off the barricade, 3......4...Xavier tries an irish whip into the ring post, but Sam counters and sends Xavier face first into the steel post, 5........6, Sam drops an elbow, then moves ontop of Xavier for a Mounted Knuckle Arrow 7.......8......9....10...Sam stands up, and lifts Xavier, inverted atomic drop,shoulder neckbreaker,11.....12....13...Sam stomps on Xavier's chest a few times, then slides into the ring, 14.....15....16, Xavier to his feet...18...he slides into the ring, some more stomps from Sam, Sam whips Xavier into the corner, he hits a machine chop rush, Sam flips Xavier onto his back, then climbs onto the second rope, he flys off with a reverse splash across the chest of Xavier, 1......2..shoulder up, Xavier gets to his feet, but gets knocked right back down with a backbrain lariat, Sam climbs onto the top rope and waits for Xavier to get up, Sam tries an axe handle smash, but Xavier leaps up and dropkicks him in the chest, in mid air. Xavierhits a belly to belly then a shoulder neckbreaker, Sam back up to his feet, Xavier gets behind him and hits a picture-perfect Tiger Suplex Whip, Xavier nails a donkey punch then pulls Sam to his feet, irish whip to the corner, Turnbuckle Bomb, Xavier drags Sam to the middle of the ring, mounted elbow, Xavier pulls Sam to his feet, Original Chokeslam, Dark Moon Driver I set up, Sam flips over, russian leg sweep, Xavier back up, kick to the gut, Sam Driver, cover, 1.......2....kickout, Sam climbs onto the top rope, Super Headbutt, cover again, 1.....2....kickout, Rolling chop, irish whip into the corner, Super Crusher! another cover, 1.....2....kickout! Sam looks pissed off now, he sets up the SAM SLAMMER, Xavier backdrops him, dynamite punch rush from Xavier, Sam gets nailed with the Dark Moon Driver I, cover, 1......2......shoulder up! Xavier tries to hoist him up for the Dark Moon Driver II, but Sam manages to keep his feet on the ground, Sam hits a kick to the gut...SAM SLAMMER! 1......2.....XAVIER KICKS OUT! Sam tries to pick Xavier up, but gets pulled down with an inside cradle...1......2.....Sam kicks out, Sam ducks a Lariat Attack, then Xavier sidesteps another football tackle, Sam up to his feet, headbutt from Xavier, DARK MOON DRIVER II! 1.........2..........3!
Winner by pin fall: Xavier Jacobs
Time: 20:29
Audience (Strong Style): 91%
3. <<<J-League>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
Hando vs. Heyzoos Falayfay
Heyzoose and Hando begin to circle eachother. Fake shots on both ends, no one doing much offense, finally they lock up in center. Hand to hand tie up… wait HF swats Hando’s hand away and starts leaving the ring!!! The fans boo wildly… finally Heyzoose comes back in the ring. He nails Hando in the stomach a couple times with some knees… he whips him to the ropes… lays down, Hando hops over… Leap frogs over Hando… backwards roll thing… Hando does a flying leap over HF and lands on his feet *clap, clap, clap* They lock up again… Hando comes out on top with an arm drag. Heyzoose Charges back in… another arm drag. Hando hops up on HF’s shoulders… ROLLING PRAWN HOLD… no, he switches around into an arm drag!!! *clap, clap, clap* Hando whips HF to the ropes… he lays down, OMG LOW DROP KICK TO HANDO’S FACE!!! Heyzoose picks Hando up… bounces off the ropes… Flying head scissors… he goes around again and rolls Hando into a reverse kneel lock!!! Hando is in much pain, but he is able to claw his way to the ropes. Heyzoose picks Hando back up… LOW DROPKICK!!! He stomps on Hando’s knee a few times and then locks in an Achilles Tendon HOLD!!!! Hando is in pain again, but manages to get to the ropes in time. HF picks Hando up… no, a couple shots to the gut get Hando free, he nails HF with a mid kick, then a sole butt, then a mid kick… NO! Heyzoose catches the leg… DRAGON SCREW~!!! Heyzoose picks him up by the leg again… ENZIGURI!!!!!!!!!! Heyzoose rolls on the ground clutching his head!!! That was stiff!!! Hando waits for HF to get up… he bounces off the ropes… OMG HF COUNTERS WITH A LOW DROP KICK OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! He rolls Hando in a La Magistral…..1……..2……..NO!!!! HF says it’s over!!! He picks Hando up… FLAMINNG FLIP FIXER…. NO!!! HANDO HOLDS HIM DOWN……1………2………NO!!!! They both get back up… Hando hobbling a bit… HF runs in… DDT!!! HF tries to stand back up but he is dazed… Hando comes in with a back flipping kick!!! Cover…….1…….2……..NO!!!! HF rolls outside the ring… Hando bounces off the sides… NO FAKE DIVE!!! Heyzoose collects his thoughts and enters back inside, He and Hando exchange blows… EXPLODER OUT OF NOWHERE BY HEYZOOSE!!!! Heyzoose takes a breather, he picks hando back up… clutches the wrist… EXPLODER ’98!!!! NO!!!! Hando rolls Heyzoose up……..1………..2……….NO!!!!! This tourney means a lot to both these guys… Hando picks HF back up… Sole Butt… BACK FLIPPING KICK… HEYZOOSE CATCHES THE LEG AND LOCKS IN A REVERSE KNEEL LOCK!!!!!!! Hando is near center ring… he doesn’t have much room to work with… he’s fighting… he fights….. HE MAKES IT TO THE ROPES!!!! Hando is really favoring that right knee now… Heyzoose kicks Hando over to the corner and sets him up on the top rope… who’s that? What’s Cyprus doing out here? Heyzoose grabs Quest and pulls him over to the corner… Cyprus rips open an Orange and sucks the juice out… he goes on the top and SPRAYS THE CITRUS MIST IN HANDO’S FACE!!!! OMG HURRICANERANA SENDS HANDO FLYING DOWN HARD!!!! Cyprus rolls out of the ring… Heyzoose locks in the Flaming Flip Fixer without ther flip… Hando isn’t responding…. Quest calls the match!!!! Heyzoose and Cyprus embrace in center ring and the crowd boos wildly.
Winner by submission: Heyzoos Falayfay
Time: 16:34
Audience (Lucha Style): 81%
4. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
w@nToN Connection vs. Armada
Two always entertaining teams match up tonight, you can’t say this one won’t at least be interesting. Rami and OMG!!11! Dink! to start. Dink immediately give Rami the gun taunt, but he just grabs Dink’s arm and brings it down hard across his shoulder. Rami shoots him into the ropes, looking for the Silver Binds…but he gets poked in the eye with the Fo@m Fingah! He stumbles back, and Dink rolls him up in a goofy looking lucha pin I think was supposed to be a la magistral…but doesn’t even get a one count. Rami is actually first up to his feet, and he levels Dink with a clothesline. He drags him into the corner and tags in Galcian. The big man tries to stomp a hole in Dink’s painted ribcage, then whips him to the ropes and hits a lariat of his own. He goes for a cover, but pulls Dink off the mat after one and punishes him some more with a neckbreaker. He swivels his hips almost like Eddy Guerrero, and stands to his feet dragging Dink up by the hair for another neckbreaker. He looks down at Dink in a heap and smile, lifting him up for the Devolver. Dink reverses into a rana! 1…2…no! Galcian lunges at him but Dink dives and gets the tag! I never thought I’d be saying this, but the CROWD IS GOING NUTS FOR BATFARTI! Again, I should stress how weird that is… Anyway, he comes in and immediately spears the shitte out of Galcian, pissed that he beat up his “little buddy” so to speak. Galcian goes for the legs, but Batfarti catches him and drops to his knees…he has him hooked…Alevin’s Lift! OMG~! Galcian no sells and is back up! He goes behind, looking for the Eternum, but he can’t get Pete up! I think he just threw his back out! Batfarti takes him over with a fireman’s carry and runs to the ropes…RUNNING BATFARTI PRESS!! Rami’s in to make the save! He drags Galcian to the corner and tags himself in, hurling himself at Batfarti but just bouncing off his ample gut. Pete chuckles and throws him with a side suplex…and another…and another. He makes a double leg cover, 1…2…Rami kicks out, but just barely. Batfarti hits the ropes again…Thesz Press! BY GAWD, he got squashed! Ramirez…we hardly knew ye… 1…2…huh? Dink just tagged himself in and broke up the count! To quote that MUG Root Beer commercial, “What a dumbass!” He’s up top, OMG w@nToN!~ Cover, 1…2…Galcian is there to break it up! Dink gives him a Fo@m finger, Trist of F@yTe on Rami! Dink looks around at the crowd…
[Dink]: IMDA GEOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!11~!
He goes up top for another w@nToN, but Galcian shoves him off to the floor! Batfarti runs in but Galcian cuts him off at the pass…Rami’s up…Rains of Destruction on Batfarti! Rami hits the far side ropes, and Galcian hip tosses him over the top into almost a tope con hilo onto Dink! Batfarti’s back up, Batfarti Slam on Galcian! Ramirez flies in, springboard dropkick on Batfarti! OMG…Dink is back in! He spins Rami around but gets a kick to the gut…powerbomb-no! Dink reverses into a cradle…1…2…kickout! Batfarti comes in, but Galcian is back up! Oh. My. GOD! He just hit Batfarti with the Eternum! The ring shook! He climbs through ropes just long enough to tag himself in. Dink assaults him with some Vader hammers, but Galcian just brushes them away and locks in the Terminal! Dink has nowhere to go…he’s got to tap! The bell is ringing!...but I never saw Dink actually submit. Wait…I’m being informed by the timekeeper that the 45 minute time limit has expired! ARMADA wrestles to yet another TLD!
Time Limit Draw
Time: 45:00
Audience (Strong Style): 81%
5. <<<J-League>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuorki)
Tranzfusion vs. Red Tornado
Tonight, the J-League, junior ace Tranzfusion vs Red Tornado, the hot newcomer here. Tranz starts off with a chop on Tornado, as Tornado fights back with an elbow. He then slams Tranz out of the ring. Tranz rolls back in, as both men exchange elbows here. Tornado gets Tranz reeling.. But Tranz fires back with a dragon screw. He sets up for the kneel kick, but Tornado is still able to duck. They exchange elbows back and forth again here.. Tornado finally catches one, and hits a takedown on Tranz, then follows up with a dropkick to the head. He picks up Tranz and follows with another elbow, but Tran catches it with an arm drag, and follows through with an elbow drop. Tornado gets up.. KNEEL KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Swinging neckbreaker by Tranz now.. But Tornado won't stay down.. DDT BY TORNADO! He follows up with a face crushah! SASSORAGATAME!! SCORPION DEATHLOCK! Tranz is able to fight to the ropes.. So I guess Tornado failed his Riki Choshu class or something.. OMG! ACE CRUSHAHHHH! Tranz rolls to the outside.. Is Red Tornado too much for Tranz!? Tranz rolls back in after catching his breath.. CRUISER BOMB!! 1..........2.......... NO! Tornado argues with the ref now as Tranz bumbles to his feet.. Tornado with a face buster on Tranz.. Tranz is getting up now.. Tornado off the ropes... STAN HANSEN LARIAT!?!?!?! And he follows up with a school boy!?! 1...2... NO! Tranz holds on to the arm - ude jujigatame! Tornado is able to fight to the ropes with his feet.. Tranz gets up and applies a Figure 4 on Tornado. He lets go though and motions for Tornado to get up.. He does.. FACEBUSTAH! He waits for him to get up again - SPIN KICK!! TRANZFIXER! Tornado is fighting it.. But for how long?! Wait - OSAMU KIDO CLUTCH!! 1.........2....... KICKOUT! He picks Tranz up now - COMPLETE SHOT OUT OF NOWHERE! BACKSPIN RUSH BY TRANZ.. Tornado seems dizzy.. Schoooooooooooooooool boy! 1........2....... KICKOUT! Tornado back up.. And with a devastating elbow sends Tranz reeling.. CRUISER BOM - FACE BUSTER! Tranz with a great reversal, sends Tornado to the outside.. But Tranz isn't stopping here, PLANCHA! TRANZFIXER ON THE OUTSIDE!! MY GOD!! TORNADO IS GETTING UP IN THE HOLD! He has Tranz on his shoulder.. MODIFIED CRUISERBOMB ON THE OUTSIDE!! He rolls Tranz back into the ring.. CRUISERBOMB AGAIN!! 1!!! 2!!!! 2.9999! He picks up Tranz again, looking pretty upset.. Cruiser bom - face crusher! TRANZFIXER LOCKED IN!! HE TAPS!
Winner by submission: Tranzfusion
Time: 16:29
Audience (Lucha Style): 95%
6. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Catalyst vs. Flare
Flare’s C-CWA debut here, against the reigning PTTV Champion no less. He waits little time and goes right after him with a right hand, but Catalyst isn’t backing down and fights back with a stiff palm blow. It knocks Flare back a step, but he blocks a hook and counters with his own high kick, knocking Catalyst back into the ropes. He whips him in, but he telegraphs the ultra rana whip and Catalyst stops short. He makes a cover but doesn’t even get one, stands up with Flare and hits a flurry of body shots, palm blows, SHOTEI is ducked, Flare shoots behind into a Full Nelson, Catalyst counters the suplex into a rollup, 1…2…kickout. Both men are up, Flare spears Catalyst down and locks in the Burnout! Catalyst is fortunate to be close to the ropes, and makes it with relative ease. He stands up into a sole butt from Flare, followed by a DDT. He makes the cover, but only gets a 1 count. He yells at Catalyst to stand up, and pulls him up by the mask for a spinebuster, but Catalyst reverses into a DDT of his own! Flare stands up a little groggy…giving Catalyst the opening for a SHOTEI! Cover! 1…2…kickout! Catalyst smells blood and goes for the fisherman DDT…but Flare floats over and hits a German Suplex! He goes up to the top, Inferno Splash! 1…2…Catalyst gets his foot on the ropes! Flare connects with the spinebuster this time, rolling through into a jackknife pin, 1…2…no! He thought that was three and is quick to let Holmes know about it! Catalyst comes from behind with a rollup, 1…2…Flare’s ego almost got the best of him there. Catalyst charges in, but Flare drops back and Catalyst Crashes N’ Burns! That’s gonna be it! Flare makes the cover, but it’s in the ropes! He’s really pissed now, and sets Catalyst up for the Third Degree…but it’s blocked! Catalyst reverses into the Biodynamic Explosion out of nowhere! Cover, 1…2…3! I think…yeah, he got the 3!
Winner by pin fall: Catalyst
Time: 7:58
Audience (Strong Style): 49%
7. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Patrick Quest)
SPUNK vs. Deadbody Man
Spunk enters the ring to much ovation… he awaits DBM who is slowly walking out, the camera zooms in to the dark figure who slowly moves towards the ring. It lifts up its hand and removes the cape to reveal nothing is there!! The camera turns back over to the ring where DBM and Beyond are beating down on Spunk!!! The bell rings and the two continue to pound away at the defenseless Spunk. Beyond picks Spunk up for a back drop… DBM grabs him by the throat…. CHOKE SLAM COMBO!!!! Beyond and DBM high five and Beyond rolls out of the ring… the crowd boos wildly as Beyond walks to the back. DBM covers Spunk……1………2………NO!!! Spunk gets to his feet, nails DBM with a few elbows to the face… he bounces off the ropes but runs right into the big foot of DBM!! DBM starts choking the life out of Spunk… Quest counts…..1…….2……3…….4….. DBM releases and shoves Quest back, then locks it in again……1…….2……3…….4…. DBM picks Spunk back up… Spunk nails 3 elbows in a row, but DBM responds with a vicious headbutt knocking Spunk down. The crowd boos more as DBM makes another cover…..1……2……NO!!! DBM rips Spunk up, he sets him up for the 6…. Feet…. Deep… NO!! Spunk wiggles free and bounces off the ropes… DBM turns around right into a Takayama Stabbing Knee!!! Spunk slaps on a Half crab!!!! DBM struggles for a few minutes to find the ropes to finally get the break. Spunk whips him to the ropes and blasts him backwards with a huge middle kick. DBM rolls to the outside to take a break. Spunk stays in and waits for DBM to crawl back in, Quest counts……1 ……2 …….3 ……4 …..5 ……6 ……7 ……8 ……9 …….10 …Spunk cannot wait any longer an he slides out only to be greated by a massive chair shot by DBM!!! DBM rolls Spunk back inside along with the chair. DBM shoves Spunk in the corner and nails a Saver Hammer Rush… he yanks him out a bit and locks in the Mandible Claw!!! Spunk is trying to fight he waves his arms around wildly but ends up Nailing DBM in the bozac!!! He picks the now wounded DBM up and sends him flying with a Takayama style Stabbing Knee!!! Spunk yanks him up… EVEREST GERMAN…….1………2……..NO!!!!! Spunk rolls DBM over… he calls for the finish, he hoists DBM up for a powerbomb… DBM pokes him in the eyes and rides him down!!! He stays sitting for a cover…..1……..2……NO!!!! He picks Spunk back up… Spunk nails an Elbow, then 2 mid kicks… then another Elbow… BLOCKED!!! DBM nails a left, then a right… Spunk falls back!!! DBM pounds on the downed Spunk with his fists then turns to the crowd to begin taunting!!! The crowd boos wildly and DBM starts stomping on Spunk’s gut… holding the last one and walking across Spunk’s body. He covers……..1………2……….NO!!!!! DBM picks Spunk up again… oh no… 6 Feet Deep Position… he starts going down… SPUNK FLIPS ONTO HIS FEET!!! He grabs DBM from behind and locks in the Cobra Clutch!!! DBM is fighting wildly for the ropes… he’s almost there… OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Groin kick gets DBM free. The crowd is booing wildly again at DBM’s act of heel-ishness. DBM starts picking Spunk up… he whips him to the ropes… NO!!! Spunk holds on and yanks DBM right into him… STO!!!!!!!! He picks DBM up… POWERBOMB!!!! Cover……1……..2….. Spunk whips DBM around into an STF!!!! DBM is stuck in center ring… he has nowhere to go… OH NO!!! Beyond has entered the ring holding a chair!!! Spunk releases the hold, charges in at Beyond and Shoves the chair right in his face!!! Spunk doesn’t even get a chance to see DBM get up right behind him… DBM picks Spunk up…. 6 FEET DEEP!!!! Cover……1……..2…….3!!!! Beyond gets up with the chair and begins pounding down on the downed Spunk, DBM also starts stomping on Spunk, when all of a sudden Ross Cowan and Dante Black enter!!! The crowd starts cheering with much enthusiasm!!! Ross kicks DBM in the stomach and takes him out with a Cowan Special!!! Dante shoves Beyond in the corner… DBM rolls out of the ring and starts walking to the back… Ross helps Spunk make his way to the back….
Winner by pin fall: Deadbody Man
Time: 16:06
Audience (King’s Road Style): 78%
8. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Dante Black vs. BEYOND
SPUNK and DBM are still fighting in the ring, as BEYOND methodically makes his way to the ring.. SPUNK is overpowered by DBM now as BEYOND stares him right in the eye, SPUNK looks like he just saw a ghost.. WAIT! ITS DANTE BLACK!! He jumps BEYOND from behind, as the refs pull SPUNK and DBM out of the ring. Dante with a few quick jabs on BEYOND, but BEYOND isn't really reeling too much.. Fireman's carry on BEYOND. BEYOND back up.. SHOUDA! Blocked by Dante! BEYOND just snaps his head at him, and Dante falls flat on his ass. BEYOND with EVIL mount elbows!! Dante does his best to make it to the ropes.. The ref calls for the break.. Dragon screw by Dante! BUT HE WON'T STOP COMING! He goes for hte leg of Dante, but Dante hits an enzuiguri on him! He gets up.. GROUND HABESIGIRI!! He picks up BEYOND for what looks like a brainbuster.. But BEYOND isn't in the mood to play, as he reverses it, sending Dante to the outside... ERR! OR! UH! WAIT! Dante landed on the apron! BEYOND turns around.. DDT OUT OF THE RING!! Dante bounces off the ropes.. Diving bitching lariat to the outside!! MY GOD! He rolls back in and the fans are eating out of his hands now.. Has he finally gotten BEYOND down for a while? BEYOND RIGHT BACK IN!! Dante sets up a DDT.. But BEYOND picks him up and just tosses him off. DANTE WITH AN ENZUIGURI!! He picks up BEYOND, snap brainbuster! But BEYOND gets right back up! Belly to belly sends BEYOND to the outside. But I'll be damned. BEYOND right back in.. DDT by Dante.. But BEYOND back up with a brainbuster. Side suplex by BEYOND now. Dante is getting up slowly.. SHININGGGGGGGG WIZAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BEYOND off the ropes now.. AXEEEEEEEE BOMAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! He picks up Dante by the head - BURNING LARIATO!!!!! DANTE POPS BACK UP!! HE LOCKS IN THE SHARPSHOOTER! Uh.. I think BEYOND just emitted some sort of gas.. As Dante just kind of collapsed.. Another brainbuster on Dante now.. He picks him up by the head now.. Burninggggggg lariaaaaa - DUCKED!! Cradle Piledriver!! He sets BEYOND up in the corner - elbowed off! BEYOND WITH A SENTON! Dante up first here.. He picks up BEYOND.. BRAINNNNNNBUSTAHHHHH! He picks him up again.. BLACKOUT! BLACKOUT! 1.......2........ NO! Dante slipped, er.. WAIT! DEAD BODY MAN'S HAND IS REACHING OUT FROM UNDER THE RING! HE JUST BROKE THE FALL! BEYOND grabs Dante from behind - BLACK CUTTER! He picks him up from behind.. Chicken wing locked in! CHICKENWING SUPLEX! He makes the cover.. 1......2...... NO! DBM pulls him off again.. Dante looks frustrated now.. SHOUDA! Out of nowhere from BEYOND.. He goes up top again.. SENTON! Dante back to his feet.. He wants more! SHOUDA!!!! OH @#%$! Dante falls over in a heap.. And blood is pouring from his face.. BEYOND should make a cover here.. But he won't.. He picks up Dante.. Jumping front kick! He is going for another - ducked! BRAINNNNNNNNBUSTAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Dante! Another! He picks up BEYOND now.. SHOUDA! BEYOND covers.. 1.........2...... NO! Wait.. ITS SPUNK! HE JUST PULLED BEYOND OFF! DBM and SPUNK are going at it on the outside now. Dante catches BEYOND from behind.. Japanese Ocean Suplex! 1..................2................. NO! KICKOUT! BEYOND right back up.. AXXXXEEEEEEE BOMBAHHHHHHHHHHHH! BEYOND turns to the outside as DBM and SPUNK are duking it out now.. He turns back around.. BLACKOUT!! DBM tries to jump into the ring as SPUNK holds him back.. The ref makes the count.. 1.......2................3!!
Winner by pin fall: Dante Black
Time: 17:48
Audience (Strong Style): 91%
BEYOND and DBM collect themselves on the outside as Dante Black raises his arms on the inside.. He stares at SPUNK whom is collecting himself on the outside.. He looks pretty confused here.. SPUNK grabs a mic.
[SPUNK]: Dante.. Dante Black.. If you would please.. I beg for your forgiveness, and that of all the fans here.. I want these assholes gone as much as you.. Please..
He holds out his arms and shrugs.
[SPUNK]: Its up to you.. But I want to join you and Cowan.. We can be rid of these losers.. We can do it Dante..
He stares at Dante and tosses the mic into the ring.. Then waits, and just turns around and walks to the back looking daunted. Dante bends down and picks up the mic.
[Dante]: Wait... If you're serious...and I mean REALLY serious about this...
SPUNK nods affirmatively.
[Dante]: Then I'd be more than happy to go to war with you. But then again... I'm not the only one you asked am I?
Dante holds out the mic, and looks out towards the crowd.
[Dante]: Well?
SPUNK scans the crowd with anticipation, and they slowly begin to cheer and applaud showing their approval. Dante grins and turns to SPUNK.
[Dante]: Sounds like they're cool.
SPUNK smirks and starts a slow dance on the outside.. Dante laughs and calls him into the ring.. As both stand in the ring hip dancing.. My god.. This is weird
[Fade]