Post by CyberTranz on Sept 21, 2009 21:16:47 GMT -6
1. <<<J-League>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Jamie Jones vs. Red Tornado
This match is big for both these men, Jones is looking to stay undefeated and RT’s looking for that elusive first win. They tie up, Jones takes control with a top wrist lock…RT counters into a hammerlock, and Jones counters that with a one handed snapmare. He hits a low dropkick to the back or RT’s head and struts confidently letting everyone know just how great he is. But he turns right into a RT front dropick, and now things aren’t looking so great! RT gets him up, just to knock him back down with a low dropkick. He lifts Jones up by his leg and slams the knee down into the mat, locking in the boston crab. Jones muscles up into a push up position and makes it to the ropes, but that took a lot out of him. RT drags him to the middle of the ring by his leg, but Jones scores the enziguri and locks in the Stinger! Now RT is forced to exert lots of energy to get a break, which he does. Jones gets him up and hits a piledriver…then points to the corner. He goes up top, diving headbutt! But nobody’s home! RT rolled out of the way! Jones bounces off the mat and lands wobbly on his feet, and walks right into a high jump facebuster! RT makes the quick cover, 1…2…no! RT’s looking to end it, and looking for the Cruiser Bomb, but Jones reverses into a rana! RT’s back up and charging, but he runs right into a skewer DDT! Jones rolls him over and hits a moonsault pin…1…2…kickout! Jones gets him up and goes behind, high angle German-no! RT lands on his feet and hits a big facecrusher! He picks Jones up, reverse DDT! He gets him up again, tiger suplex whip! That might be it, RT makes the cover…1…2…no! He slaps the mat hard…he thought he had it there. He goes for the Tornado Cutter, but Jones shoots him off into the ropes, RT meets him with the Dallas Bones! That almost took Jones’ head off! RT heads up top, he might be looking for that tope atomico…but wait…Jaime just shoved Holmes into the ropes and RT crotched himself! Jones slowly gets up and climbs the turnbuckles, avalanche Deep Impact! He makes the cover, 1…2…3!
Winner by pin fall: Jaime Jones
Time: 11:24
Audience (Lucha Style): 95%
2. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Alexander Belmont & Xavier Jacobs vs. Andre Eian & Sam Slam
Xavier and Sam are the legal men to start the match off, Xavier locks in a front facelock right away and pulls Sam over to a corner, Xavier elbows Sam right between the shoulder blades then delivers a few kicks to the gut, Xavier hits a forceful knee kick followed quickly with a high angle body slam, Sam back up to his feet, Xavier smacks his face off the top turnbuckle, connects with an arm whip, then makes a tag to Alexander Belmont. Belmont pulls Sam to his feet and nails him in the face with a knuckle arrow, dragon screw, elbow drop, Belmont performs a mounted knuckle arrow, and pulls Sam to his feet once he's finished smacking him in the face, Belmont shoves Sam into the corner, Xavier holds him by the throat, Belmont charges in and nails a kenka kick, Xavier lets go of Sam's neck and lets him fall to the ground, Belmont lifts Sam to his feet and hits a few tommy hammers, Sam fights back with a few rights and lefts to the midsection, three quick elbow pats, snapmare, manhattan drop, Sam goes to shoot off the ropes, but Xavier pulls down the top rope, Sam falls over them and hits the floor at ringside with a thud. Xavier hops down off the apron and lifts Sam to his feet, belly to belly suplex on the outside, Andre hops down off the apron and goes round to where Xavier and Sam are, Xavier is setting up another belly to belly, but Andre pulls him off and performs a jumping backdrop, Andre helps Sam back into the ring then gets back up onto the apron. Belmont performs a dynamite middle kick then whips Sam to the ropes, he lifts Sam up for a spinebuster, but Sam counters in mid air with a DDT, Sam crawls towards the corner to make a tag to Andre, the crowd are behind him, Sam almost gets there, but Belmont grabs his foot and pulls him back to the center of the ring, Belmont nails a stomach crusher then throws Sam into one of the neutral corners, he tries the kenka kick again, but Sam gets out of the way, shoulder neckbreaker, Sam goes to make the tag again, Belmont catches him again, Sam hits him with an enziguri this time, and makes the tag to Andre. Andre gets into the ring, as does Xavier, they both charge at each other, Andre nails him with an axe bomber, Belmont gets back to his feet, Andre nails him with a kesa-giri chop rush then a razor suplex, Xavier back to his feet, Sam and Andre flatten him with a Big Demolition, Belmont gets up into a double clothsline, Scotland manages to get Sam and Xavier back onto the apron. Andre hits a schmidt backbreaker on Belmont then makes a cover, 1.....2...kickout, Andre performs a Dynamite Punch Rush , lifts Belmont back up, then knocks him right back down with a backbrain lariat, Andre taunts Belmont then pulls him to his feet, Andre gets caught with a low blow, which allows Belmont to dive to the corner and make a tag to Xavier, Xavier hits a reverse chokeslam, Andre right to his feet again, go behind, Full Nelson Buster, Andre no sells again, He doesn't no-sell a Dark Moon Driver I though, cover, 1.......2...Sam breaks the count, Belmont gets into the ring as well, and all four men brawl, Mr Scotland manages to restore order again, Andre reverses an attempted Dark Moon Driver II and makes a tag to Sam. Sam connects with the Sam Driver, Xavier to his feet, Sam whips him to the ropes, Belmont reaches out and makes a blind tag to Xavier, Sam doesn't see it, Sam hits Xavier with a front suplex, Belmont gets into the ring, Sam lifts Xavier to his feet...Belmont school boys him, Xavier runs over and hits Andre off the apron, 1.....2....3!
Winners by pin fall: Alexander Belmont & Xavier Jacobs
Time: 42:50
Audience (Strong Style): 78%
3. <<<J-League>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Tranzfusion vs. Cyprus Mandora
OMG! J LEAGUE!! CYPRUS STARTS RIGHT OFF WITH A BLACXICAN STRETCH!! RATINGS! He lets go and hits an arm drag. What a superstar! SAMING!! MAH GAWD! Drop toe hold by Tranz, followed by an elbow to the face. Cyprus with a body slam on Tranz. Tranz back up and hits one of his own.. Cyprus rolls to the outside. He comes back in, and meets a brainbuster from Tranz. Cyprus back up, and deliver a jawbreaker. He goes for a kick on Cyprus, caught! Side anklelock! Tranz is in the ropes. Tranz back up, with a brainbuster that sends Cyprus spilling to the outside. Cyprus comes back in, only to eat a jawbreaker. Tranz locks in the figure 4 leg lock now.. As Cyprus claws towards the ropes. The ref calls for the break as Cyprus gets up.. FACEBUSTER! Tranz goes for another figure 4.. Enzui! CB! CB! CB! CB! CB! CB! CB!!!!!!!! MAH GAWD!! CACTUS BREAKER!!!!! Oh my.. He transitions into a ground cobra twist! He lets go and hits a stomache crusher on Tranz.. He goes up top.. SENTON! He picks up Tranz, snap suplex! He locks in a full nelson.. Sitting Full Nelson!! Tranz kicks his feet out to the ropes.. That was close. He picks Tranz up.. COMPLETE SHOT OUT OF NOWHERE! Tranz to the apron - Springbaord facebuster!!!! He heads up top.. FROGGIE! 1.....2........ NO! He locks in the Tranzfixer!! Cypruse gets its hand on the ropes (I refuse to call it a he..). Flashback headscissors by Cyprus!! He makes the cover.. 1.....2....NO! He picks Tranz up.. Catches a kick.. DRAGON SCREW. Cover - only 2. OMFG!! BIG FIRE! FIYAHHHHHHHHHHH! NORHTERN LIGHTS BOMBAH BOMBAH BOMBAH! He picks Tranz up.. Sweet Jesus Kuroki, ANOTHER!! TRANZ NO SELLS! Spin kick! He jumps up top.. Leg drop! MISSES! FIRE! He picks up Tranz.. SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! ANOTHER! SAMING! He is going for another - CAUGHT! COMPLETE SHOT! Cyprus back up.. NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMBAHHH! Tranz back up, going for a spin kick - ducked! BACKSLIDE! 1!!!! 2!!!! NO!!!! TRANZFIXER OUT OF NOWHERE!! THIS COULD BE IT!! HEADSCISSORS BY CYPRUS!!! Cyprus rolls to the outside, obviously to catch his breath. He rolls back in. And Tranz greets him with a Russian Leg sweep. He jumps back up, sets up the Norhtern Lights Bomb, TRANZ SLIPS OVER! TIGER SUPLEX!!! 1............. 2.......... 3!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Tranzfusion
Time: 22:13
Audience (Lucha Style): 83%
4. <<<J-League>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Hando vs. Dink
Dink seems to be going back to his roots, no more Biron Elee for him! Hando leaps frogs over the top and gives the crowd a little 5 Time HLA taunt to get them going, Dink’s seen enough and charges in, drop toehold by Hando. Dink slaps the mat and ties up again, drop toehold of his own. Hando gets up, OMG! SAMING, no! Hando blocks the saming with the three stooges trick; Dink is absolutely livid that Hando no-sold the saming. Hando comes back in and Dink lands the chin crusher, he goes from behind with he schoolboy… 1… 2… kick out! Going to take a little more to keep Hando down, Dink now busts out some cartwheels in the middle of the ring, Hando takes advantage with the knife-edge chops. Hando whips Dink into the ropes, he comes flying off the opposite side with the cross chop! Starman would be so proud, Dink gets back up and tries to shake off the vicious move but Hando comes back with the enzeguri, he climbs up to the top, King Of Frog Splash! Cover… 1… 2… kick out! Hando looks to whip Dink into the ropes again but it’s reversed, Dink comes back with the shotie! Hando gets back up to his feet, hurricane rana by Dink… 1… 2… kick out! Hando to his feet now, Dink charges back in, OMG! Ston Culd Stuner! Dink just pulled a Muka! Hando is out on the mat but Dink can’t make the cover, HE’S OUT OF BREATHE! Someone please, get this kid a paper bag. Couto goes to check on Dink as Hando is making his way back to his feet, Couto is trying to get Dink to inhale, Hando charges in, SHINING BULLFROG! He makes the cover on Dink… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Hando
Time: 17:43
Audience (Lucha Style): 79%
5. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Flare & Shadow vs. Catalyst & Ross Cowan
Team Violence being represented here as Cowan and Catalyst look to derail these thugs Flare and Shadow, Flare starts off for his team as Catalyst for his, tie up in the centre of the ring and Catalyst this the knee lifts to the face of Flare then floats over and kicks out the hamstring. Flare comes back with a rocking bionic elbow shades of that polka dot loving Dusty Rhodes. It doesn’t seem to fade Catalyst as he goes strait back with those knees. Flare shakes it off himself and makes the tag to Shadow. Shadow busts out the enzeguri that gets Catalyst off his feet, tie up again and Shadow sends him to the corner, Cowan makes the blind tag in. Shadow now goes to work on Cowan with the thrust to the throat, Cowan stumbles back in and Shadow his the snap suplex! Cowan comes back now taking down Shadow with the fireman’s carry and then follows it up with the release northern lights suplex. Cowan applies the figure four now, Shadow slowly inches his way to the ropes and breaks the hold. Shadow and Cowan tag their partners back in, Flare explodes out of nowhere with the high kick combo on Catalyst, Cowan throws Shadow to the outside and then helps Catalyst hit the double suplex on Flare, Catalyst moves in now and locks in the standing heel hold, Flare desperately looks for the bottom rope and finally reaches it. Flare gets back up to his feet, full nelson suplex on Catalyst. Quick cover attempt… 1… 2… Cowan makes the save. All four men now in the ring, Cowan looks for the Tiger Driver on Shadow but he blocks it, Shining Black by Shadow! Double backdrop now on Catalyst, Flare sets him up, jumping piledriver! Another cover… 1… 2… kick out! Shadow now eyes up Catalyst but Cowan is there and hits the sole butt sending him through the ropes and follows out. Catalyst and Flare lock up, Catalyst goes from behind, Biodynamic Explosion, no! Flare lands on his feet. Catalyst turns around, CRASH N BURN! Flare goes for the cover… 1… 2… 3! He got him!
Winner by pin fall: Flare & Shadow
Time: 22:35
Audience (Strong Style): 84%
6. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Brian Lee vs. JC Storm
Lee makes his way to the ring, with the evil Team Violence light show in the background.. As white and red lights flicker.. Wait! JC out of nowhere! This is a huge match for him obviously, and he is taking this match by the freaking balls! He punches Lee, Lee elbows him.. Snapmare by Lee, dropkick to the head. He picks up JC and dumps him over the top rope. Lee can't help but follow him out there.. BRAWL! BRAWL! They both bring the fight back in the ring as per the ref's discretion. Belly to Belly takedown by JC, soccer ball kick! He picks up Lee for a brainbuster.. WAKIGATAME! Lee picks up JC.. Enzui Lariat. JC stumbles about.. Reverse DDT. He tosses JC off the ropes, and hits a savate kick.. Cover.. 1.....2.. Kickout. He picks up JC by the leg.. Dragon screw! JC gets up slowly.. Rocker Drop on JC. JC stands up.. ENZUIGURI! He whips JC off the ropes.. Kneeeeel kick! 1.....2..... 2.5! Double Arm DDT! He grabs him from behind.. Ippionzei by JC! He goes for another.. But LEE knees him in the back.. He heads up top and hits a froggy on the back of JC. Snap brainbuster on JC.. He flips him the bird now as JC tries to regain himself. SPEAR! SPEAR! JC OUT OF NOWHERE!! WALLS OF TIGERPANTS!! Lee escapes.. Takedown by JC.. WALLS AGAIN! He picks up Lee.. Blockbuster hooldd!! 1.....2...... KICKOUT.. He picks up Lee.. BT BOMBAH!!! 1......2..........2.9999999! He picks him up for another.. 1........2........ 2.9999! LEE LOOKS ASTOUNDED! JC up top.. MOOOOOOONSAULTO! He picks up Lee, GIMMICK BUSTER! He goes for another.. CAPTURED BY JC! Cover.. 1.....2..... NO! ENZUIGURI OUT OF NOWHERE BY LEE! He picks up JC.. EXPROIDAH! JC RIGHT BACK UP! ORE GA TAUE!! WHITE TRASH COMPACTER! Lee back up.. He charges at Jc.. POWERSLAM!! Lee is squirming.. 1....2.....3!! LEE KICKS OUT!! JC rolls out of the ring looking shocked! Lee looks furious!!
Winner by pin fall: JC Storm
Time: 22:40
Audience (Strong Style): 86%
7. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Dante Black vs. BEYOND
Beyond goes right for Dante's injured ribs right away with a kick to the gut,he follows it up with a snapmare then a body slam, Dante to his feet, Beyond whips him to the corner, Beyond hangs Dante in a tree of woe and lays into his ribs with kicks, Dante finally manages to get out of the tree of woe, then rolls to the outside, Beyond slides out after him, Dante catches him with a few elbow pats then takes him down with a dragon screw, Dante slides back into the ring, Beyond gets to his feet and follows him in, Dante hits a few american style jabs to the face, fireman's carry from Dante, low dropkick to the back of the head as Beyond is getting up, Dante tries a front suplex, but Beyond blocks it and connects with a headbutt to the bridge of the nose, Beyondperforms a side suplex then a schmidt backbreaker as Dante gets back up, Dante clutches his ribs again, Beyond waits for Dante to get up, then hits a brutal running elbow smash, cover from Beyond, 1........2.shoulder up, knee drop across the face from Beyond, he pulls Dante to his feet, irish whip, Dante counters it and sends Beyond to the ropes, Beyond manages to hold onto them, Dante charges at him, Beyond backdrops Dante over the ropes, but Dante manages to land on the apron, Beyond turns around and gets elbowed in the face by Dante, suplex from the apron to the floor! both men are down on the outside, Scotland starts a count, 1......2....3....4.....5.....6....Dante starts to get up...7....8...Dante lifts Beyond to his feet and smacks his head off of the announce table, 9.....10....11..Dante nails a DDT then slides back in the ring, 12...13...14....15...16..Beyond slowly gets up...17....18...19...Beyond gets back into the ring, Dante catches him with a snap suplex, Beyond back up, Dante hits a lifting takedown, Dante repositions Beyond slightly, then hops onto the top rope, Dante leaps off with the Bottom Drops Out, Beyond gets his knee's up, Dante lands right across them. Dante rolls around on the mat holding his ribs again, that must have hurt. Beyond applies a boston crab, Scotland gets right up close to Dante asking him if he gives up, Dante says no, and fights towards the ropes, he reaches them and Beyond releases the hold. Beyond pulls Dante back into the center of the ring and slaps it in again, Dante seems to have run out of energy in his arms to pull him towards the ropes, he manages to use his legs to flip Beyond off of him though, Beyond pulls him to his feet, Oklahoma Stampede, Dante slowly gets up, Beyond catches him with a shining wizard, cover, 1......2.....kickout, Powerbomb attempted, Dante counters with a backdrop, Beyond gets back up into a Cradle Piledriver, which he no-sells, Dante hits a vertical brainbuster then heads up top again, he connects with the Bottom Drops Out this time, but it looks like it did just as much damage to Beyond as it did to him, both men get up at the same time and trade punches, Dante hits a kick to the gut...BLACKOUT! 1.......2......kickout! Dante pulls Beyond to his feet, he sets up another Blackout, but Beyond backdrops him over the top rope, Dante lands hard on the outside, Mr Scotland starts counting him out, 1......2......3......4.....5.....6....7.....8....Dante's gettingup..9.....10.....11...Dante back in the ring, Dante tries a punch, but Beyond blocks it and LEVELS him with the Bleeding Heart, Beyond pulls Dante to his feet..LOBOTOMY! Dante's feet are on the ropes, another Bleeding Heart attempted, Dante ducks it, Cross arm german suplex, 1........2......kickout, Dante sets up the Blackout for a third time, Beyond trips him up and catapults him into the corner, Dante staggers backwards right into another Lobotomy..1.....2....3!
Winner by pin fall: BEYOND
Time: 13:41
Audience (Strong Style): 75%
8. <<<World Heavyweight Championship: Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
SPUNK vs. Sykopath(c)
There’s all kinds of CRAP scattered around the ring, but ironically that means it’s time for the most prestigious title in our industry. SPUNK enters first, and he’s showered with pink streamers the entire time he walks the aisle. He looks like a pink mummy by the time he gets to the ring, but shakes it off and does a little dancing for the ladies. The arena goes pitch black, a deep red light illuminates the ramp as Stem hits over the P.A. Sykopath runs full speed to the ring, lunging at SPUNK trying to nail him with the belt! SPUNK ducks and Holmes frantically rings the bell!
SPUNK gives Syko some stiff kicks to the ribs before he can stand, knocking him all the way to the floor. He feigns a plancha, but dances in Syko’s face instead. Syko looks pissed and drops the belt as he gets back into the ring. They tie up, neither man gains an inch so they break off…SPUNK nails a hard elbow, Syko retaliates with an even harder European uppercut knocking SPUNK on his ass! SPUNK’s right back up, he blocks a jab, Syko catches a mid kick, dragon screw! He tries to get the Apocalypse Tricycle, but SPUNK knows what’s coming and dives into the ropes. Syko shrugs and picks up a nearby Singapore cane, and just starts laying into him with it. The crowds ooh’s and aah’s with every echo. Syko’s looking for a cane-assisted Russian legsweep, but SPUNK counters with a snapmare, and now he’s got the cane! He’s laying into Syko now! The crowd is eating this up! Syko stumbles over into a corner and covers up, SPUNK breaks through the guard with a dynamite kick rush! Belly to belly sends Syko halfway across the ring! He stumbles into the opposite corner, SPUNK charges in with a kenka kick! Syko slumps to the mat, and SPUNK looks out at the crowd and yells, “Ichauzo Bakayaro!” Holy SHITTE! Big ass elbow from the top…cover! 1…2…no! SPUNK starts looking around ringside, and shoves the timekeeper from his seat. He brings the chair in the ring and down hard across Syko’s back, setting it up in front of them. He hoists Syko up, STD on the chair-no, Syko wriggles free and locks in a full nelson. He takes a few steps forward, and drops SPUNK headfirst on the chair with a dragon suplex whip! The crowd goes nuts for that one, and they get even louder with Syko produces the fork. He starts gouging it into SPUNK’s forehead, stopping occasionally to pound the wound with right hands. He covers, 1…2…kickout! Syko scoops SPUNK up, and slams him right over the top rope and to the floor! But SPUNK won’t stay down! He gets right back in the ring! Wait…Syko just throws him over the top again! But SPUNK’s STILL getting up, albeit a lot slower. Syko runs to the far side…spaceman plancha, AIR SYKO! SPUNK dodges him and he cracks his face right off the guardrail. SPUNK hits a ganmengiri! Syko flips inside out and SPUNK makes a cover, 1…2…NO! SPUNK can’t believe it and just collapses. Both men are bloody…and the crowd is urging them both back up. SPUNK’s up first, and Syko’s behind him. SPUNK hits the ropes, but Skyo blocks the kenka kick and shoves it aside…Cross arm…END TO SANITY! The crowd counts along! 1!....2!....thr-NO! Syko’s up, waving frantically for SPUNK to stand up…Grace and Beauty is DUCKED, ClimaXXX! 1!....2!....thr-Still no! Both men up slow again…SPUNK gets Syko up, STD! He slowly crawls into a cover, new champ! New champ! 1!...2!...thr-AHHHH! NO! What is it going to take?!? SPUNK rolls him over, STF! Syko’s not responding, just kind of laying there limp after a while. SPUNK lets go and covers again, 1…2…he BARELY gets a shoulder up! SPUNK looks determined though, and grabs Skyo again. He goes for a powerbomb, but gets blasted with the mist! Syko lands on his feet and grabs the bent cane, cane-assisted Bed of Roses! Now Syko looks towards the corner, “Ichauz…aww…F*ck it. F*CK YOU!” He goes up top, big elbow of his own! 1…2…my God, he still kicked out! Syko grabs a chair now, and just starts wailing away on SPUNK, knocking him into the ropes. He drops the chair and sends him over the ropes with the GABOUA! SPUNK lands on the floor in a heap, and Syko’s right on his tail. He pulls a table from underneath the ring, and bridges the gap between the ring and the guardrail with it. He smashes SPUNK’s face into the rail a couple times, then sets him across the table. Syko goes back in the ring and climbs to the top…MOONSAULT F’N PRESS through SPUNK and the table! Both of them look dead, but somehow Syko hooks a leg! 1!...2!...SPUNK KICKS OUT! NO! It was too late! Holmes says Syko got 3! It’s over!!!
Winner by pin fall: Sykopath
Time: 14:57
Audience (Hardcore Style): 73%
[Fade]
Jamie Jones vs. Red Tornado
This match is big for both these men, Jones is looking to stay undefeated and RT’s looking for that elusive first win. They tie up, Jones takes control with a top wrist lock…RT counters into a hammerlock, and Jones counters that with a one handed snapmare. He hits a low dropkick to the back or RT’s head and struts confidently letting everyone know just how great he is. But he turns right into a RT front dropick, and now things aren’t looking so great! RT gets him up, just to knock him back down with a low dropkick. He lifts Jones up by his leg and slams the knee down into the mat, locking in the boston crab. Jones muscles up into a push up position and makes it to the ropes, but that took a lot out of him. RT drags him to the middle of the ring by his leg, but Jones scores the enziguri and locks in the Stinger! Now RT is forced to exert lots of energy to get a break, which he does. Jones gets him up and hits a piledriver…then points to the corner. He goes up top, diving headbutt! But nobody’s home! RT rolled out of the way! Jones bounces off the mat and lands wobbly on his feet, and walks right into a high jump facebuster! RT makes the quick cover, 1…2…no! RT’s looking to end it, and looking for the Cruiser Bomb, but Jones reverses into a rana! RT’s back up and charging, but he runs right into a skewer DDT! Jones rolls him over and hits a moonsault pin…1…2…kickout! Jones gets him up and goes behind, high angle German-no! RT lands on his feet and hits a big facecrusher! He picks Jones up, reverse DDT! He gets him up again, tiger suplex whip! That might be it, RT makes the cover…1…2…no! He slaps the mat hard…he thought he had it there. He goes for the Tornado Cutter, but Jones shoots him off into the ropes, RT meets him with the Dallas Bones! That almost took Jones’ head off! RT heads up top, he might be looking for that tope atomico…but wait…Jaime just shoved Holmes into the ropes and RT crotched himself! Jones slowly gets up and climbs the turnbuckles, avalanche Deep Impact! He makes the cover, 1…2…3!
Winner by pin fall: Jaime Jones
Time: 11:24
Audience (Lucha Style): 95%
2. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Alexander Belmont & Xavier Jacobs vs. Andre Eian & Sam Slam
Xavier and Sam are the legal men to start the match off, Xavier locks in a front facelock right away and pulls Sam over to a corner, Xavier elbows Sam right between the shoulder blades then delivers a few kicks to the gut, Xavier hits a forceful knee kick followed quickly with a high angle body slam, Sam back up to his feet, Xavier smacks his face off the top turnbuckle, connects with an arm whip, then makes a tag to Alexander Belmont. Belmont pulls Sam to his feet and nails him in the face with a knuckle arrow, dragon screw, elbow drop, Belmont performs a mounted knuckle arrow, and pulls Sam to his feet once he's finished smacking him in the face, Belmont shoves Sam into the corner, Xavier holds him by the throat, Belmont charges in and nails a kenka kick, Xavier lets go of Sam's neck and lets him fall to the ground, Belmont lifts Sam to his feet and hits a few tommy hammers, Sam fights back with a few rights and lefts to the midsection, three quick elbow pats, snapmare, manhattan drop, Sam goes to shoot off the ropes, but Xavier pulls down the top rope, Sam falls over them and hits the floor at ringside with a thud. Xavier hops down off the apron and lifts Sam to his feet, belly to belly suplex on the outside, Andre hops down off the apron and goes round to where Xavier and Sam are, Xavier is setting up another belly to belly, but Andre pulls him off and performs a jumping backdrop, Andre helps Sam back into the ring then gets back up onto the apron. Belmont performs a dynamite middle kick then whips Sam to the ropes, he lifts Sam up for a spinebuster, but Sam counters in mid air with a DDT, Sam crawls towards the corner to make a tag to Andre, the crowd are behind him, Sam almost gets there, but Belmont grabs his foot and pulls him back to the center of the ring, Belmont nails a stomach crusher then throws Sam into one of the neutral corners, he tries the kenka kick again, but Sam gets out of the way, shoulder neckbreaker, Sam goes to make the tag again, Belmont catches him again, Sam hits him with an enziguri this time, and makes the tag to Andre. Andre gets into the ring, as does Xavier, they both charge at each other, Andre nails him with an axe bomber, Belmont gets back to his feet, Andre nails him with a kesa-giri chop rush then a razor suplex, Xavier back to his feet, Sam and Andre flatten him with a Big Demolition, Belmont gets up into a double clothsline, Scotland manages to get Sam and Xavier back onto the apron. Andre hits a schmidt backbreaker on Belmont then makes a cover, 1.....2...kickout, Andre performs a Dynamite Punch Rush , lifts Belmont back up, then knocks him right back down with a backbrain lariat, Andre taunts Belmont then pulls him to his feet, Andre gets caught with a low blow, which allows Belmont to dive to the corner and make a tag to Xavier, Xavier hits a reverse chokeslam, Andre right to his feet again, go behind, Full Nelson Buster, Andre no sells again, He doesn't no-sell a Dark Moon Driver I though, cover, 1.......2...Sam breaks the count, Belmont gets into the ring as well, and all four men brawl, Mr Scotland manages to restore order again, Andre reverses an attempted Dark Moon Driver II and makes a tag to Sam. Sam connects with the Sam Driver, Xavier to his feet, Sam whips him to the ropes, Belmont reaches out and makes a blind tag to Xavier, Sam doesn't see it, Sam hits Xavier with a front suplex, Belmont gets into the ring, Sam lifts Xavier to his feet...Belmont school boys him, Xavier runs over and hits Andre off the apron, 1.....2....3!
Winners by pin fall: Alexander Belmont & Xavier Jacobs
Time: 42:50
Audience (Strong Style): 78%
3. <<<J-League>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Tranzfusion vs. Cyprus Mandora
OMG! J LEAGUE!! CYPRUS STARTS RIGHT OFF WITH A BLACXICAN STRETCH!! RATINGS! He lets go and hits an arm drag. What a superstar! SAMING!! MAH GAWD! Drop toe hold by Tranz, followed by an elbow to the face. Cyprus with a body slam on Tranz. Tranz back up and hits one of his own.. Cyprus rolls to the outside. He comes back in, and meets a brainbuster from Tranz. Cyprus back up, and deliver a jawbreaker. He goes for a kick on Cyprus, caught! Side anklelock! Tranz is in the ropes. Tranz back up, with a brainbuster that sends Cyprus spilling to the outside. Cyprus comes back in, only to eat a jawbreaker. Tranz locks in the figure 4 leg lock now.. As Cyprus claws towards the ropes. The ref calls for the break as Cyprus gets up.. FACEBUSTER! Tranz goes for another figure 4.. Enzui! CB! CB! CB! CB! CB! CB! CB!!!!!!!! MAH GAWD!! CACTUS BREAKER!!!!! Oh my.. He transitions into a ground cobra twist! He lets go and hits a stomache crusher on Tranz.. He goes up top.. SENTON! He picks up Tranz, snap suplex! He locks in a full nelson.. Sitting Full Nelson!! Tranz kicks his feet out to the ropes.. That was close. He picks Tranz up.. COMPLETE SHOT OUT OF NOWHERE! Tranz to the apron - Springbaord facebuster!!!! He heads up top.. FROGGIE! 1.....2........ NO! He locks in the Tranzfixer!! Cypruse gets its hand on the ropes (I refuse to call it a he..). Flashback headscissors by Cyprus!! He makes the cover.. 1.....2....NO! He picks Tranz up.. Catches a kick.. DRAGON SCREW. Cover - only 2. OMFG!! BIG FIRE! FIYAHHHHHHHHHHH! NORHTERN LIGHTS BOMBAH BOMBAH BOMBAH! He picks Tranz up.. Sweet Jesus Kuroki, ANOTHER!! TRANZ NO SELLS! Spin kick! He jumps up top.. Leg drop! MISSES! FIRE! He picks up Tranz.. SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! ANOTHER! SAMING! He is going for another - CAUGHT! COMPLETE SHOT! Cyprus back up.. NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMBAHHH! Tranz back up, going for a spin kick - ducked! BACKSLIDE! 1!!!! 2!!!! NO!!!! TRANZFIXER OUT OF NOWHERE!! THIS COULD BE IT!! HEADSCISSORS BY CYPRUS!!! Cyprus rolls to the outside, obviously to catch his breath. He rolls back in. And Tranz greets him with a Russian Leg sweep. He jumps back up, sets up the Norhtern Lights Bomb, TRANZ SLIPS OVER! TIGER SUPLEX!!! 1............. 2.......... 3!!!!
Winner by pin fall: Tranzfusion
Time: 22:13
Audience (Lucha Style): 83%
4. <<<J-League>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Hando vs. Dink
Dink seems to be going back to his roots, no more Biron Elee for him! Hando leaps frogs over the top and gives the crowd a little 5 Time HLA taunt to get them going, Dink’s seen enough and charges in, drop toehold by Hando. Dink slaps the mat and ties up again, drop toehold of his own. Hando gets up, OMG! SAMING, no! Hando blocks the saming with the three stooges trick; Dink is absolutely livid that Hando no-sold the saming. Hando comes back in and Dink lands the chin crusher, he goes from behind with he schoolboy… 1… 2… kick out! Going to take a little more to keep Hando down, Dink now busts out some cartwheels in the middle of the ring, Hando takes advantage with the knife-edge chops. Hando whips Dink into the ropes, he comes flying off the opposite side with the cross chop! Starman would be so proud, Dink gets back up and tries to shake off the vicious move but Hando comes back with the enzeguri, he climbs up to the top, King Of Frog Splash! Cover… 1… 2… kick out! Hando looks to whip Dink into the ropes again but it’s reversed, Dink comes back with the shotie! Hando gets back up to his feet, hurricane rana by Dink… 1… 2… kick out! Hando to his feet now, Dink charges back in, OMG! Ston Culd Stuner! Dink just pulled a Muka! Hando is out on the mat but Dink can’t make the cover, HE’S OUT OF BREATHE! Someone please, get this kid a paper bag. Couto goes to check on Dink as Hando is making his way back to his feet, Couto is trying to get Dink to inhale, Hando charges in, SHINING BULLFROG! He makes the cover on Dink… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Hando
Time: 17:43
Audience (Lucha Style): 79%
5. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Flare & Shadow vs. Catalyst & Ross Cowan
Team Violence being represented here as Cowan and Catalyst look to derail these thugs Flare and Shadow, Flare starts off for his team as Catalyst for his, tie up in the centre of the ring and Catalyst this the knee lifts to the face of Flare then floats over and kicks out the hamstring. Flare comes back with a rocking bionic elbow shades of that polka dot loving Dusty Rhodes. It doesn’t seem to fade Catalyst as he goes strait back with those knees. Flare shakes it off himself and makes the tag to Shadow. Shadow busts out the enzeguri that gets Catalyst off his feet, tie up again and Shadow sends him to the corner, Cowan makes the blind tag in. Shadow now goes to work on Cowan with the thrust to the throat, Cowan stumbles back in and Shadow his the snap suplex! Cowan comes back now taking down Shadow with the fireman’s carry and then follows it up with the release northern lights suplex. Cowan applies the figure four now, Shadow slowly inches his way to the ropes and breaks the hold. Shadow and Cowan tag their partners back in, Flare explodes out of nowhere with the high kick combo on Catalyst, Cowan throws Shadow to the outside and then helps Catalyst hit the double suplex on Flare, Catalyst moves in now and locks in the standing heel hold, Flare desperately looks for the bottom rope and finally reaches it. Flare gets back up to his feet, full nelson suplex on Catalyst. Quick cover attempt… 1… 2… Cowan makes the save. All four men now in the ring, Cowan looks for the Tiger Driver on Shadow but he blocks it, Shining Black by Shadow! Double backdrop now on Catalyst, Flare sets him up, jumping piledriver! Another cover… 1… 2… kick out! Shadow now eyes up Catalyst but Cowan is there and hits the sole butt sending him through the ropes and follows out. Catalyst and Flare lock up, Catalyst goes from behind, Biodynamic Explosion, no! Flare lands on his feet. Catalyst turns around, CRASH N BURN! Flare goes for the cover… 1… 2… 3! He got him!
Winner by pin fall: Flare & Shadow
Time: 22:35
Audience (Strong Style): 84%
6. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Brian Lee vs. JC Storm
Lee makes his way to the ring, with the evil Team Violence light show in the background.. As white and red lights flicker.. Wait! JC out of nowhere! This is a huge match for him obviously, and he is taking this match by the freaking balls! He punches Lee, Lee elbows him.. Snapmare by Lee, dropkick to the head. He picks up JC and dumps him over the top rope. Lee can't help but follow him out there.. BRAWL! BRAWL! They both bring the fight back in the ring as per the ref's discretion. Belly to Belly takedown by JC, soccer ball kick! He picks up Lee for a brainbuster.. WAKIGATAME! Lee picks up JC.. Enzui Lariat. JC stumbles about.. Reverse DDT. He tosses JC off the ropes, and hits a savate kick.. Cover.. 1.....2.. Kickout. He picks up JC by the leg.. Dragon screw! JC gets up slowly.. Rocker Drop on JC. JC stands up.. ENZUIGURI! He whips JC off the ropes.. Kneeeeel kick! 1.....2..... 2.5! Double Arm DDT! He grabs him from behind.. Ippionzei by JC! He goes for another.. But LEE knees him in the back.. He heads up top and hits a froggy on the back of JC. Snap brainbuster on JC.. He flips him the bird now as JC tries to regain himself. SPEAR! SPEAR! JC OUT OF NOWHERE!! WALLS OF TIGERPANTS!! Lee escapes.. Takedown by JC.. WALLS AGAIN! He picks up Lee.. Blockbuster hooldd!! 1.....2...... KICKOUT.. He picks up Lee.. BT BOMBAH!!! 1......2..........2.9999999! He picks him up for another.. 1........2........ 2.9999! LEE LOOKS ASTOUNDED! JC up top.. MOOOOOOONSAULTO! He picks up Lee, GIMMICK BUSTER! He goes for another.. CAPTURED BY JC! Cover.. 1.....2..... NO! ENZUIGURI OUT OF NOWHERE BY LEE! He picks up JC.. EXPROIDAH! JC RIGHT BACK UP! ORE GA TAUE!! WHITE TRASH COMPACTER! Lee back up.. He charges at Jc.. POWERSLAM!! Lee is squirming.. 1....2.....3!! LEE KICKS OUT!! JC rolls out of the ring looking shocked! Lee looks furious!!
Winner by pin fall: JC Storm
Time: 22:40
Audience (Strong Style): 86%
7. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Dante Black vs. BEYOND
Beyond goes right for Dante's injured ribs right away with a kick to the gut,he follows it up with a snapmare then a body slam, Dante to his feet, Beyond whips him to the corner, Beyond hangs Dante in a tree of woe and lays into his ribs with kicks, Dante finally manages to get out of the tree of woe, then rolls to the outside, Beyond slides out after him, Dante catches him with a few elbow pats then takes him down with a dragon screw, Dante slides back into the ring, Beyond gets to his feet and follows him in, Dante hits a few american style jabs to the face, fireman's carry from Dante, low dropkick to the back of the head as Beyond is getting up, Dante tries a front suplex, but Beyond blocks it and connects with a headbutt to the bridge of the nose, Beyondperforms a side suplex then a schmidt backbreaker as Dante gets back up, Dante clutches his ribs again, Beyond waits for Dante to get up, then hits a brutal running elbow smash, cover from Beyond, 1........2.shoulder up, knee drop across the face from Beyond, he pulls Dante to his feet, irish whip, Dante counters it and sends Beyond to the ropes, Beyond manages to hold onto them, Dante charges at him, Beyond backdrops Dante over the ropes, but Dante manages to land on the apron, Beyond turns around and gets elbowed in the face by Dante, suplex from the apron to the floor! both men are down on the outside, Scotland starts a count, 1......2....3....4.....5.....6....Dante starts to get up...7....8...Dante lifts Beyond to his feet and smacks his head off of the announce table, 9.....10....11..Dante nails a DDT then slides back in the ring, 12...13...14....15...16..Beyond slowly gets up...17....18...19...Beyond gets back into the ring, Dante catches him with a snap suplex, Beyond back up, Dante hits a lifting takedown, Dante repositions Beyond slightly, then hops onto the top rope, Dante leaps off with the Bottom Drops Out, Beyond gets his knee's up, Dante lands right across them. Dante rolls around on the mat holding his ribs again, that must have hurt. Beyond applies a boston crab, Scotland gets right up close to Dante asking him if he gives up, Dante says no, and fights towards the ropes, he reaches them and Beyond releases the hold. Beyond pulls Dante back into the center of the ring and slaps it in again, Dante seems to have run out of energy in his arms to pull him towards the ropes, he manages to use his legs to flip Beyond off of him though, Beyond pulls him to his feet, Oklahoma Stampede, Dante slowly gets up, Beyond catches him with a shining wizard, cover, 1......2.....kickout, Powerbomb attempted, Dante counters with a backdrop, Beyond gets back up into a Cradle Piledriver, which he no-sells, Dante hits a vertical brainbuster then heads up top again, he connects with the Bottom Drops Out this time, but it looks like it did just as much damage to Beyond as it did to him, both men get up at the same time and trade punches, Dante hits a kick to the gut...BLACKOUT! 1.......2......kickout! Dante pulls Beyond to his feet, he sets up another Blackout, but Beyond backdrops him over the top rope, Dante lands hard on the outside, Mr Scotland starts counting him out, 1......2......3......4.....5.....6....7.....8....Dante's gettingup..9.....10.....11...Dante back in the ring, Dante tries a punch, but Beyond blocks it and LEVELS him with the Bleeding Heart, Beyond pulls Dante to his feet..LOBOTOMY! Dante's feet are on the ropes, another Bleeding Heart attempted, Dante ducks it, Cross arm german suplex, 1........2......kickout, Dante sets up the Blackout for a third time, Beyond trips him up and catapults him into the corner, Dante staggers backwards right into another Lobotomy..1.....2....3!
Winner by pin fall: BEYOND
Time: 13:41
Audience (Strong Style): 75%
8. <<<World Heavyweight Championship: Hardcore Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
SPUNK vs. Sykopath(c)
There’s all kinds of CRAP scattered around the ring, but ironically that means it’s time for the most prestigious title in our industry. SPUNK enters first, and he’s showered with pink streamers the entire time he walks the aisle. He looks like a pink mummy by the time he gets to the ring, but shakes it off and does a little dancing for the ladies. The arena goes pitch black, a deep red light illuminates the ramp as Stem hits over the P.A. Sykopath runs full speed to the ring, lunging at SPUNK trying to nail him with the belt! SPUNK ducks and Holmes frantically rings the bell!
SPUNK gives Syko some stiff kicks to the ribs before he can stand, knocking him all the way to the floor. He feigns a plancha, but dances in Syko’s face instead. Syko looks pissed and drops the belt as he gets back into the ring. They tie up, neither man gains an inch so they break off…SPUNK nails a hard elbow, Syko retaliates with an even harder European uppercut knocking SPUNK on his ass! SPUNK’s right back up, he blocks a jab, Syko catches a mid kick, dragon screw! He tries to get the Apocalypse Tricycle, but SPUNK knows what’s coming and dives into the ropes. Syko shrugs and picks up a nearby Singapore cane, and just starts laying into him with it. The crowds ooh’s and aah’s with every echo. Syko’s looking for a cane-assisted Russian legsweep, but SPUNK counters with a snapmare, and now he’s got the cane! He’s laying into Syko now! The crowd is eating this up! Syko stumbles over into a corner and covers up, SPUNK breaks through the guard with a dynamite kick rush! Belly to belly sends Syko halfway across the ring! He stumbles into the opposite corner, SPUNK charges in with a kenka kick! Syko slumps to the mat, and SPUNK looks out at the crowd and yells, “Ichauzo Bakayaro!” Holy SHITTE! Big ass elbow from the top…cover! 1…2…no! SPUNK starts looking around ringside, and shoves the timekeeper from his seat. He brings the chair in the ring and down hard across Syko’s back, setting it up in front of them. He hoists Syko up, STD on the chair-no, Syko wriggles free and locks in a full nelson. He takes a few steps forward, and drops SPUNK headfirst on the chair with a dragon suplex whip! The crowd goes nuts for that one, and they get even louder with Syko produces the fork. He starts gouging it into SPUNK’s forehead, stopping occasionally to pound the wound with right hands. He covers, 1…2…kickout! Syko scoops SPUNK up, and slams him right over the top rope and to the floor! But SPUNK won’t stay down! He gets right back in the ring! Wait…Syko just throws him over the top again! But SPUNK’s STILL getting up, albeit a lot slower. Syko runs to the far side…spaceman plancha, AIR SYKO! SPUNK dodges him and he cracks his face right off the guardrail. SPUNK hits a ganmengiri! Syko flips inside out and SPUNK makes a cover, 1…2…NO! SPUNK can’t believe it and just collapses. Both men are bloody…and the crowd is urging them both back up. SPUNK’s up first, and Syko’s behind him. SPUNK hits the ropes, but Skyo blocks the kenka kick and shoves it aside…Cross arm…END TO SANITY! The crowd counts along! 1!....2!....thr-NO! Syko’s up, waving frantically for SPUNK to stand up…Grace and Beauty is DUCKED, ClimaXXX! 1!....2!....thr-Still no! Both men up slow again…SPUNK gets Syko up, STD! He slowly crawls into a cover, new champ! New champ! 1!...2!...thr-AHHHH! NO! What is it going to take?!? SPUNK rolls him over, STF! Syko’s not responding, just kind of laying there limp after a while. SPUNK lets go and covers again, 1…2…he BARELY gets a shoulder up! SPUNK looks determined though, and grabs Skyo again. He goes for a powerbomb, but gets blasted with the mist! Syko lands on his feet and grabs the bent cane, cane-assisted Bed of Roses! Now Syko looks towards the corner, “Ichauz…aww…F*ck it. F*CK YOU!” He goes up top, big elbow of his own! 1…2…my God, he still kicked out! Syko grabs a chair now, and just starts wailing away on SPUNK, knocking him into the ropes. He drops the chair and sends him over the ropes with the GABOUA! SPUNK lands on the floor in a heap, and Syko’s right on his tail. He pulls a table from underneath the ring, and bridges the gap between the ring and the guardrail with it. He smashes SPUNK’s face into the rail a couple times, then sets him across the table. Syko goes back in the ring and climbs to the top…MOONSAULT F’N PRESS through SPUNK and the table! Both of them look dead, but somehow Syko hooks a leg! 1!...2!...SPUNK KICKS OUT! NO! It was too late! Holmes says Syko got 3! It’s over!!!
Winner by pin fall: Sykopath
Time: 14:57
Audience (Hardcore Style): 73%
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