Post by CyberTranz on Sept 21, 2009 21:20:00 GMT -6
1. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Double Dee vs. Akira Blaze
Dee making her debut tonight and Akira is coming off a successful title defence, it should be a great opening match. Both ladies stand in the middle of the ring, Dee has a noticeable size difference on the champion. Whip to the corner by Dee, she follows in with the toe kick, Akira comes back and drops Dee with the drop toehold, Dee charges back up and Akira takes her down this time with the leg spin, bow & arrow backbreaker applied on Dee, Dee throws back a few elbows to break out of the hold. Both ladies back to there, Dee almost takes Akira’s head off with the backbrain lariat. Dee bounces off the ropes and both knees find the back of the neck of Akira, quick cover attempt… 1… kick out! Dee now takes her down with the snap mare, it’s giant swing time as Akira is spun around like a rag doll, round and round and round she goes, where she’ll stop nobody knows! Akira is thrown to the corner of the ring, Dee on the other side catches her breath and makes the cover… 1… 2… kick out! Dee now looks for the powerbomb but Akira counters into a hurricane rana. Akira picks her back up to her feet and starts feeding her some Vader like hammers. Dee’s on dream street as Akira bounces off the ropes, lariat! Cover… 1… 2… kick out. Dee gets back to her feet, kick to the gut followed by a vicious looking DVD. Cover attempt by Dee… 1… 2… kick out! Dee now calls for the end, Dee Bomb… no! Akira reverses; tie up from behind, rolling hold! Akira bridges back for the cover… 1… 2… 3! The champ looks to have out smarted Dee.
Winner by pin fall: Akira Blaze
Time: 17:07
Audience (Strong Style): 89%
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Beau Graves)
Sean Craddock vs. Dink
OMFg! diNK! He’s escorted to the ring by Batfarti. Before DInk gets into the ring, Batfarti gives him a slap on the butt. dINk looks HORRIFIED! Viking orders Batfarti to leave. Sean Craddock walks down to the ring and the match starts. Sean looks for a friendly start to the match but as he approaches, Dink jumps into Viking’s arms and screams “OMFg!!1 Mah P3ep!11!”. Sean comes over to assure Dink that he’s not trying to touch his ‘p3ep’, but Dink jumps out with da fo@m fINg4r!1! OMG!! Craddock leaps around swearing in some weird brit slang. Dink runs off the ropes. OMG!!1! TITEL SHOTEI!1! Craddock puts away the friendly approach and starts hammering away at Dink with the knees, Dink tries to shake it off but is whipped to the ropes followed by a tilt slam, Croddock picks him back up to his feet and hits the Texas suplex, cover… 1… kick out! Dink runs to his knees over to Batfarti and whispers something in his ear, the big fat ass gets into but Graves is holding him back, Dink runs to the other side and smacks Sean with cookie sheet of DOOM! Craddock gets up and tries a vertical suplex. OMg!!11! 13 Y34rs OLD!!11! He goes up top! W@ntON BOMBe!111! 1! 2!! 3!1!! DInk winz0rz!!1!
Winner by pin fall: Dink
Time: 11:21
Audience (Lucha Style): 88%
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
X-Ander vs. Vincent Violence
And, here we are, as X-Ander is currently working on his 12th gimmick to date, the bell rings as newcomer, Vinny Violence steps into the ring. X starts off with a Jason Blackhart style European Uppercut taking the newcomer down. But, Vinny comes back with a hammer to the back, and X-A goes down. Jacknife hold by Vinny.. 1....2....3. Ha, just kidding, the ref didn't even pay attention to it. Both men back up now. And X-Ander with a jab to the face, but Vio with a kick then a hammer to the back. He picks him up, and hits a double axe handle, taking him down. The exchange slams now, then face off in the middle of the ring. Oh, the humanity. Dragon screw by VV, but X-A shoots back with another JB-esque European Uppercut. Running Toe Kick by VV, but X-A shoots back with a short arm lariat. 1...2.. Kickout by the newcomer. A series of backbreakers by X-Ander, he goes for a brainbuster.. VV slips over.. And shoulder hold.. By god! But X ANDER is able to turn around, and Hashimoto kick rush! But X-Ander didn't fall over and break his knee like Hash, cool! FACE ON! DISCUSS PUNCH! Spinebuster by FACE ON! Cover.. 1...........2...... NO! MY GOD! VV WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMBAH BOMBAH BOMBAH!!!!!!!!!! Shoulder claw applied again.. But The Vampire Hunter won't give.. He turns around.. BRAINNNNNNNBUSTAHHHHHHHHHH DDT! Jeez, you think this guy has a Hash thing? VV rolls to the outside.. X-Ander follows him.. MY GOD~! FORK! FORK! FORK! FACE ON! GET YOUR FACE AWAY!! VV witha FISHHHHHHHAMANNNNBUSTAHHHHHHHHHH! Ouch. Haha, and he follows with NORHTERN LIGHTS BOMBAH! He rolls X-Ander back inside.. FACE ON! Head to nuts.. He picks him up for the Michinoku Driver II.. He floats over.. SHOULDER CLAW! ITS OVER! FACE.. Off, d'oh.
Winner by submission: Vincent Violence
Time: 12:20
Audience (Strong Style): 54%
4. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Juan Leche vs. Jamie Jones
HOT JUNIOR ACTION! No wait… that sounds perverted… Uhh, SINGLE MATCH BETWEEN JAIME & JUAN!!!~! They tie up in about 50 million ToS’s, but all were stalemates. So we’ll skip those… Juan hits an arm drag, but JJ lands on his feet and hits a fireman’s carry. Juan’s back up and Jaime pushes him into the ropes, irish whip is reversed, Juan hits a running low dropkick. He picks JJ up and tries to repeat the process, but Jaime leaps over the dropkick and gives Juan a stiff kick to the face. He rolls him over and locks in a surfboard, but JJ leaves Juan’s hands free and he’s able to free himself from the hold. They’re both up, Juan hits a low dropkick and locks in a surfboard of his own. He loses his grip… no, he just switches to a chinlock! JJ finally breaks free and rolls outside to get a breather. He rolls back in and hits a leg feed enziguri, but Juan comes right back with one of his own. He hits 2 rapid dragon screws in a row, and locks in an upright figure four. Jaime’s lucky and is close to the ropes, but his legs are in bad shape. Juan charges, and JJ hits a belly to belly out of desperation! Jones hits a piledriver! Spinning back drop, he’s on fire! He slams Juan over the top and to the floor! He collapses and takes a breather, but Juan is quickly back in… And he gets the Deep Impact! But JJ doesn’t cover, instead hitting a skewer DDT! He goes to the outside, springboard dropkick! Stinger locked in! Juan is able to safely get to the ropes though. Jaime won’t let up, he hits the Hot Shot, and reapplies the Stinger! They’re still close to the ropes, but this time Juan rolls under the ropes to stop the momentum. Jaime grabs him off the apron, trying to suplex him back in, but Juan reverses and dumps him on the floor! He rolls back in to get some more time, but Jaime’s right back on him! He goes for a Skewer DDT again, but Juan reverses with a northern lights whip! Jaime no sells, going for a suplex but Juan lands on his feet! He goes for a low dropkick, but JJ sidesteps it and hits a standing moonsault, right onto Juan’s head! 1…2…3!
Winner by pin fall: Jaime Jones
Time: 11:18
Audience (Lucha Style): 85%
Scene fades in with Jay walking down a Generic Backstage Area (TM), Juniorweight title on his shoulders and headphones on his head. He's singing along to his uber-sw33t music, which annoys some random stage hands.
[Jay]: True lies, kurui dashita story nazoreba...
He sees Catalyst sitting on a box in the garage.
[Catalyst]: Stupid grinch and his stupid stupidness...
Cata sees Jay and looks up.
[Catalyst]: What're you so jolly about?
[Jay]: (Loudly) WHAT?
Cata gets up and cups his hands around his mouth.
[Catalyst]: WHAT'RE YOU SO JOLLY ABOUT?!
[Jay]: MMMPH
Jay takes off his headphones.
[Jay]: What?
[Catalyst]: I said What're you so happy about?
[Jay]: I'm not happy, I'm hiding my sadness. Kristy dumped me, and Micron Densetsu sucks.
[Catalyst]: Well, I lost my title. BIONIC DYYNAMITE--
Catalyst strikes a haphazard heroic pose.
[Catalyst]: --Is not the same without his gold...
Jay looks at Catalyst with a smile on his face.
[Jay]: You know, you're totally cool when you do that.
Catalyst looks at Jay.
[Catalyst]: Whatever. I've gotta go lose to Ryan Rose...
[Jay]: Boy, someone's in a negative mood. You should do what I do when I'm depressed.
[Catalyst]: And that would be?
[Jay]: OTAKUFY your life with some Japanese rock!
[Catalyst]: Otaku-whatafy? Japanese Rock?
[Jay]: Are you gonna repeat everything I say?
[Catalyst]: Yes.
[Jay]: In that case...
Jay jams his headphones on Catalyst's head, forcing him to hear whatever J-Rock song I sent him is his favorite.
[Catalyst]: What the?
[Catalyst]: This makes BIONIC DYNAMITE--
Catalyst strikes a less haphazard pose.
[Catalyst]: --less depressed..
Catalyst looks at Jay.
[Catalyst]: What is it??
[Jay]: Janne Da Arc's Vanish.
[Catalyst]: Wow. I didn't know French people made Japanese Rock..
[Catalyst]: BUT THIS RULES. I shall go and beat up Rose now!
Jay turns to the camera.
[Jay]: I think that went well. (Made In Canada reference! Yay!)
Catalyst continues to jam out in the background.
[Jay]: Hey, wait a minute... I'm the one holding the discman...
Jay gets yanked off in Catalyst's direction. Catalyst continues to dance around the garage, dragging Jay around by the cord. Jay pulls the chord out of the discman, stopping the madness. Catalyst stops dead in his tracks.
[Catalyst]: Hey! BIONIC DYYNAMITE--
Heroic pose.
[Catalyst]: --Was enjoying that.
[Jay]: And OTAKUTUDE VERSION 6.9
Weak attempt at heroic pose.
[Jay]: Was being dragged like a rag doll.
Catalyst stares at Jay.
[Catalyst]: You did the pose wrong. It's BIONIC DYYYNAMITE--
Catalyst strikes the best pose ever.
[Catalyst]: --, not whatever the hell you did..
[Jay]: Uh, lemme try again.... OTAKUTUDE VERSION 6.9--
Jay strikes a slightly better pose, but still ends up looking stupid.
[Jay]: --, how's that?
[Catalyst]: Good enough. Listen, Jay, you have shown true spirit in cheering up the BIODYNAMIC one. Maybe we should do this more often..
[Jay]: Uh, sure. I'll be sure to bring you your own CD then.
[Catalyst]: YAY! But listen, I must take care of the old geexer Ryan Rose and show him what BIONIC DYYYNAMITE--
Pose.
[Catalyst]: --Is all about.
[Jay]: And I'll... aw geez, I don't have a match... in that case, I'll show that gym bag what OTAKUTUDE VERSION 6.9--
Lyger pose.
[Jay]: --can do!
Catalyst and Jay give each other a high-five.
[Jay]: Kick some ass out there.
[Catalyst]: I will!
Catalyst runs off for his match with Rose..
[Jay]: Well, that was fun. Now... should I go watch some Gundam or go socialize with people? Pffft. Like that's a tough choice. Gundam all the way!
Jay continues his walk in the Generic Backstage Area as the camera fades to black.
5. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Da Grinch vs. JC Storm
To quote an old PPV, this match could be described as good friends better enemies. Former tag team champions collide in a singles match tonight. Grinch and Storm both coming off victories from the PPV, let’s see what happens. Both are dead locked in the centre, Grinch attempts to whips Storm into the ropes but Storm hammers back with knee to the gut. Tie up again and Storm takes him down with the drop toehold, Grinch is back up and takes Storm with the drop toehold, both men know each other pretty well, Grinch now fires back with the dynamite middle kicks, Storm tires a kick of his own but Grinch reverses into the dragon screw. Grinch showing us more of his educated feet as he hits the rolling sole butt rush on Storm. Storm sprints back to his feet and drops Grinch with the suplex, Storm picks him back up, whip to the ropes and a nicely executed powerslam… 1… 2… kick out! Storm looks for another kick but again Grinch takes him down with he dragon screw. Storm wobbles back to his feet and Grinch climbs the ropes, dragon rana! My god Dragon Kid would be proud… 1… foot on the ropes! Grinch attempts another sole butt rush but Storm ducks under the last one, screw slam on Grinch! Storm now going to the skies, moonsault! Cover… 1… 2… kick out! Storm picks Grinch back up, looks like he’s going for the Gravity Bomb, he’s too close to the ropes as Grinch locks his feet on the top preventing Storm from slamming him down. Grinch slides down his back, low blow by Grinch! He picks Storm back up by his hair, SUESS THEORY! My god what a stiff drop… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Da Grinch
Time: 19:33
Audience (Strong Style): 74%
6. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Ryan Rose vs. Catalyst
Test of strength to start us off, Catalyst pushes Rose back, but Ryan fights back, they break it up, Rose locks in a side headlock, Catalyst shoves him to the ropes, Rose comes back and shoulder blocks him, Catalyst is staggered, but is still on his feet, Rose shoots off the ropes again, Catalyst leap frogs him, Rose bounces off the opposite ropes, Catalyst catches him with an overhead belly to belly, Rose back up, he takes a shotei and a GOD SLAP, face knee lift, another shotei attempted, Rose blocks it and hits an american jab, cyclone whip, Catalyst right back up, drop toe hold, Catalyst up again, he tries a kick, Rose catches his foot and nails a dragon screw, boston crab locked in,Catalyst gets to the ropes in just a few seconds, Rose connects with an overhead belly to belly, Catalyst up right away, Rose hits a stomach crusher and pulls Catalyst to his feet, irish whip, Ryan charges after him and hits a vicious double leg tackle, Ryan pulls Catalyst up again, but Catalyst rolls him up with an inside cradle, 1.....kickout, center round kick from Catalyst as Rose gets back up, Catalyst goes for a low dropkick, Rose moves his leg out of the way, Rose looks to be setting up a german suplex, Catalyst manages to counter into a reverse knee cross, it catches Ryan totally by surprise and it takes him a while to reach the ropes, Catalyst nails the Scorching Left, then rolls Ryan over and locks in a standing heel hold, Ryan twists his body around and kicks Catalyst off, sole butt rush, Skewer DDT, cover, 1........2....kickout, both men up, Withering Roses, cover, 1......2....kickout, Rose tries it again, Catalyst spins him around and hits a nice back spin kick combo, Rose gets back to his feet, northern lights whip, Rose slowly back up..Tiger Suplex, 1.....2....kickout, Catalyst picks Rose up again, BioDynamic Explosion!! Ryan is right back up! Catalyst turns round, expecting to make a pin, but instead he takes a Bed of Roses!! moonsault pin, 1.......2......3!!
Winner by pin fall: Ryan Rose
Time: 18:49
Audience (Strong Style): 85%
7. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Brian Lee & Prodigy vs. Dante Black & Ross Cowan
And *Ding* we are underway, as we have Omeko Storm in action against TEAM VIOLENCE. Dante and Lee start things off, as Cowan is sporting the barechested look, to show off his Scottish Manhood.. Wait, he isn't hairy.. HE ISN'T HAIRY! FIRED! Elbows and jabs galore here, until Dante lands a slam on Lee.. Lee tags out immediatly and the big man is in.. He starts throwing his weight around right away, as he starts slamming the hell out of Dante. Dante fights back with FURY though, as he lands a few nice strikes on Prodigy. Prodigy fires back with a short arm lariat.. And out comes the fork! But Cowan jumps in and knocks the fork out of the hand of Prodigy.. Cowan and Prodigy face to face now! This could explode here.. They are trash talking.. Dante is collecting himself on the mat now.. And Lee comes in and hits an enzuiguri on Cowan. He sures knows how to go where he isn't wanted, huh? Dante up now, and takes Lee to the outside with an enzuiguri of his own, and Lee rolls out.. Prodigy is laying into Cowan now, but Dante pulls him off. Back and forth now from both men.. BITCHING LARIAT! He makes the cover.. 1..........2........ NO! KICKOUT! Cowan is back in the corner now.. And he is BEGGING for that tag.. Dante tags! Cowan in now, FISTS OF COWAN FURY! HE IS RAGIN HERE TONIGHT! RAGIN ROSS! MAH GAWD! Exploder by Cowan! He picks him back up.. Another Exploder! He picks him up again.. Exploduhh - BLIZZARD SUPLEX! 1...............2.......... KICKOUT! He picks up Prodigy.. Underhooks the arms.. AND LEE OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A LARIAT ON COWAN! And Lee is going right after the legs now.. As Prodigy scrambles to find his fork.. Dante meets him on the outside though, and they are brawling it out at ringside. Lee is still working over Cowan's knees on the inside, as the ref tries to pull him off. Lee pushes him aside.. Lee rolls to the outside, and blindsides Dante.. Prodigy gets to work now as he has his FORK~! back.. Lee pushes the time keeper out of his chair.. Uh.. Oh.. He has the chair.. And he is going after Cowan's knee now.. OOOOOH! CHAIR TO THE KNEE!! The ref pulls the chair and tosses it out of the ring.. HAHAHAH! IT HITS PRODIGY UPSIDE THE HEAD! IRONY.. LIVE IT! Dante rolls back in now and checks on Cowan as Lee is held back.. The referee resumes the count on PRodigy.. 17...18..... 19... AND HE IS BACK IN! Whew, that was close.. Cowan up to his feet, a bit shakey now though.. As Prodigy seems a bit daze.. Prodigy is going for the tag.. But Cowan hobbles over and grabs him.. FIGURE FOUR BY COWAN! THIS HAS TO BE TEARING HIS KNEES APART! Both men are screaming in pain now.. But Lee comes in to break the hold.. He screams in Prodigy's ear to get up! Cowan claws his way to the corner.. And he makes the tag to Dante! Dante is in now.. And he pulls PRodigy back to the center of the ring.. Lee swears as he pounds on the turnbuckle.. Dante picks up Prodigy.. CRADLE PILEDRIVER! Cover.. 1................2.......................... KICKOUT BY PRODIGY! Just barely there! Prodigy up.. Going for the tag.. Dante catches him.. Whips him off the ropes.. PRODIGY WITH A STAN HANSEN LARIAT! But he is exhausted here! And he is down too.. Dante is holding his neck as he gets up slowly.. Prodigy stumbles up.. He tucks Dante.. PRODIGY BOMB TIME!! He picks him up.. But Dante slips over.. He turns around.. Kick to the gut.. BLACKOUT! BLACKOUT! But Dante is too tired to make the cover! Prodigy rolls to the outside and collapses on the ground! Cowan jumps off the apron and follow shim out there now.. Lee in the ring now attacking Dante.. But Dante won't go down here! Gimmick buster by Lee, but DANTE RIGHT BACK UP!! BLACKOUT! Cowan on the outside hobbling to get to Prod.. Prod is trying to get back up.. Cowan on the apron.. DROPKICK OFF THE APRON BY COWAN!! HIS LEG MUST BE KILLING HIM! 15... Lee hears the count and rolls with all he has to the outside.. He tries to pick up the big man.. He has him up.. Wait.. Dante off the ropes.. TOPE CON HILO!!!!!! HE JUST TOOK OUT LEE AND PROD!! All 4 men are down! 16.......17.... Dante up now, he is trying to pull himself back in.. Lee back up.. He is pulling Dante back! But Dante is kicking him with all he has..18..... Lee is going for a double count out.. As Prodigy is OUT here.. 19.. COWAN OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A DROPKICK ON LEE! LEE FALLS OVER! Twen - DANTE MAKES IT IN!! TWENTY!
Winners by count out: Dante Black & Ross Cowan
Time: 29:45
Audience (Strong Style): 81%
8. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
SPUNK vs. Flare
Round 2 of TV vs. OS tonight… They start off with a ToS, but neither man can gain the advantage. When they break off, Flare hits a back elbow to the gut and takes Spunk over with a snap mare. He stomps on his face with both feet, and the champ rolls away. They tie up again, Spunk hits several forearm shots until Flare stops the flurry with an elbow between the eyes. He scoops Spunk up and slams him over the ropes, this one’s going outside early. Flare goes to grab Spunk, but gets caught with more forearms to the face, and gets scoop slammed on the floor. Flare stands up and hits a kick to the gut and northern lights whip… He winds up for a high kick but Spunk ducks and compresses his spine with a SICK backdrop. He rolls back in at 13, and Flare by 16. Spunk goes for a mid kick, but Flare reverses with a dragon screw. He goes for a kick, it’s caught, Spunk ducks an enziguri attempt and locks in Believe SPUNK Road! Flare is able to get a foot on the ropes and escape quickly. Spunk is stalking him, kick to the gut, STD-no, Flare floats over, Spunk turns right into the Crash N’ Burn! Followed by the Third Degree! He mocks Spunk, putting him in his own STF, but Spunk’s able to quickly fight his way to a break. Flare pounds him with a short elbow rush, looking for a powerbomb, but Spunk counters with a backdrop sending him to the outside! He follows him out, Flare goes for a northern lights but Spunk counters with a DDT on the ‘crete! He plays to the fans a little and rolls back in, leaving Flare to shake out the cobwebs. Flare rolls back in and ducks a lariat, high kick rush! He goes up top, Inferno Splash! 1…2…kickout! He goes behind Spunk, Spunk elbows out, standing switch, Flare counters with a bulldog! He’s really taking it to Spunk… He goes behind again, and hits him with the Toasty! Another Inferno Splash! It’s in the ropes, though. Flare drags Spunk out to the center of the ring and covers again, 1…2…no! Shoulder up! He whips Spunk into the corner, spear, but Spunk ducks and Flare nails his shoulder on the post! Spunk with a roll-up, 1…2…kickout! Powerbomb! But it’s in the ropes! Spunk waits on Flare to stand, and lays into him with a dynamite kick rush! Right into the STF! F is for FUCKING ROPE BREAK! Spunk takes Flare over with a double underhook suplex, floats over into the cover, 1…2…kickout! Spunk’s calling for the STO… Flare reverses into the Crash N’ Burn! Spunk no sells and gets right up to hit a STO anyway! Spunk picks Flare up, going for a knee lift rush, but Flare blocks it and counters with a spinebuster rolled through into a jackknife! 1…2…no! Flare is up first, kick wham, Third Degree! He goes up top, a third Inferno Splash! 1… 2… 3!!! I think, yeah, he got him! Flare pinned the champ!
Winner by pin fall: Flare
Time: 16:52
Audience (King’s Road Style): 86%
[Fade]
Double Dee vs. Akira Blaze
Dee making her debut tonight and Akira is coming off a successful title defence, it should be a great opening match. Both ladies stand in the middle of the ring, Dee has a noticeable size difference on the champion. Whip to the corner by Dee, she follows in with the toe kick, Akira comes back and drops Dee with the drop toehold, Dee charges back up and Akira takes her down this time with the leg spin, bow & arrow backbreaker applied on Dee, Dee throws back a few elbows to break out of the hold. Both ladies back to there, Dee almost takes Akira’s head off with the backbrain lariat. Dee bounces off the ropes and both knees find the back of the neck of Akira, quick cover attempt… 1… kick out! Dee now takes her down with the snap mare, it’s giant swing time as Akira is spun around like a rag doll, round and round and round she goes, where she’ll stop nobody knows! Akira is thrown to the corner of the ring, Dee on the other side catches her breath and makes the cover… 1… 2… kick out! Dee now looks for the powerbomb but Akira counters into a hurricane rana. Akira picks her back up to her feet and starts feeding her some Vader like hammers. Dee’s on dream street as Akira bounces off the ropes, lariat! Cover… 1… 2… kick out. Dee gets back to her feet, kick to the gut followed by a vicious looking DVD. Cover attempt by Dee… 1… 2… kick out! Dee now calls for the end, Dee Bomb… no! Akira reverses; tie up from behind, rolling hold! Akira bridges back for the cover… 1… 2… 3! The champ looks to have out smarted Dee.
Winner by pin fall: Akira Blaze
Time: 17:07
Audience (Strong Style): 89%
2. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Beau Graves)
Sean Craddock vs. Dink
OMFg! diNK! He’s escorted to the ring by Batfarti. Before DInk gets into the ring, Batfarti gives him a slap on the butt. dINk looks HORRIFIED! Viking orders Batfarti to leave. Sean Craddock walks down to the ring and the match starts. Sean looks for a friendly start to the match but as he approaches, Dink jumps into Viking’s arms and screams “OMFg!!1 Mah P3ep!11!”. Sean comes over to assure Dink that he’s not trying to touch his ‘p3ep’, but Dink jumps out with da fo@m fINg4r!1! OMG!! Craddock leaps around swearing in some weird brit slang. Dink runs off the ropes. OMG!!1! TITEL SHOTEI!1! Craddock puts away the friendly approach and starts hammering away at Dink with the knees, Dink tries to shake it off but is whipped to the ropes followed by a tilt slam, Croddock picks him back up to his feet and hits the Texas suplex, cover… 1… kick out! Dink runs to his knees over to Batfarti and whispers something in his ear, the big fat ass gets into but Graves is holding him back, Dink runs to the other side and smacks Sean with cookie sheet of DOOM! Craddock gets up and tries a vertical suplex. OMg!!11! 13 Y34rs OLD!!11! He goes up top! W@ntON BOMBe!111! 1! 2!! 3!1!! DInk winz0rz!!1!
Winner by pin fall: Dink
Time: 11:21
Audience (Lucha Style): 88%
3. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
X-Ander vs. Vincent Violence
And, here we are, as X-Ander is currently working on his 12th gimmick to date, the bell rings as newcomer, Vinny Violence steps into the ring. X starts off with a Jason Blackhart style European Uppercut taking the newcomer down. But, Vinny comes back with a hammer to the back, and X-A goes down. Jacknife hold by Vinny.. 1....2....3. Ha, just kidding, the ref didn't even pay attention to it. Both men back up now. And X-Ander with a jab to the face, but Vio with a kick then a hammer to the back. He picks him up, and hits a double axe handle, taking him down. The exchange slams now, then face off in the middle of the ring. Oh, the humanity. Dragon screw by VV, but X-A shoots back with another JB-esque European Uppercut. Running Toe Kick by VV, but X-A shoots back with a short arm lariat. 1...2.. Kickout by the newcomer. A series of backbreakers by X-Ander, he goes for a brainbuster.. VV slips over.. And shoulder hold.. By god! But X ANDER is able to turn around, and Hashimoto kick rush! But X-Ander didn't fall over and break his knee like Hash, cool! FACE ON! DISCUSS PUNCH! Spinebuster by FACE ON! Cover.. 1...........2...... NO! MY GOD! VV WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMBAH BOMBAH BOMBAH!!!!!!!!!! Shoulder claw applied again.. But The Vampire Hunter won't give.. He turns around.. BRAINNNNNNNBUSTAHHHHHHHHHH DDT! Jeez, you think this guy has a Hash thing? VV rolls to the outside.. X-Ander follows him.. MY GOD~! FORK! FORK! FORK! FACE ON! GET YOUR FACE AWAY!! VV witha FISHHHHHHHAMANNNNBUSTAHHHHHHHHHH! Ouch. Haha, and he follows with NORHTERN LIGHTS BOMBAH! He rolls X-Ander back inside.. FACE ON! Head to nuts.. He picks him up for the Michinoku Driver II.. He floats over.. SHOULDER CLAW! ITS OVER! FACE.. Off, d'oh.
Winner by submission: Vincent Violence
Time: 12:20
Audience (Strong Style): 54%
4. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
Juan Leche vs. Jamie Jones
HOT JUNIOR ACTION! No wait… that sounds perverted… Uhh, SINGLE MATCH BETWEEN JAIME & JUAN!!!~! They tie up in about 50 million ToS’s, but all were stalemates. So we’ll skip those… Juan hits an arm drag, but JJ lands on his feet and hits a fireman’s carry. Juan’s back up and Jaime pushes him into the ropes, irish whip is reversed, Juan hits a running low dropkick. He picks JJ up and tries to repeat the process, but Jaime leaps over the dropkick and gives Juan a stiff kick to the face. He rolls him over and locks in a surfboard, but JJ leaves Juan’s hands free and he’s able to free himself from the hold. They’re both up, Juan hits a low dropkick and locks in a surfboard of his own. He loses his grip… no, he just switches to a chinlock! JJ finally breaks free and rolls outside to get a breather. He rolls back in and hits a leg feed enziguri, but Juan comes right back with one of his own. He hits 2 rapid dragon screws in a row, and locks in an upright figure four. Jaime’s lucky and is close to the ropes, but his legs are in bad shape. Juan charges, and JJ hits a belly to belly out of desperation! Jones hits a piledriver! Spinning back drop, he’s on fire! He slams Juan over the top and to the floor! He collapses and takes a breather, but Juan is quickly back in… And he gets the Deep Impact! But JJ doesn’t cover, instead hitting a skewer DDT! He goes to the outside, springboard dropkick! Stinger locked in! Juan is able to safely get to the ropes though. Jaime won’t let up, he hits the Hot Shot, and reapplies the Stinger! They’re still close to the ropes, but this time Juan rolls under the ropes to stop the momentum. Jaime grabs him off the apron, trying to suplex him back in, but Juan reverses and dumps him on the floor! He rolls back in to get some more time, but Jaime’s right back on him! He goes for a Skewer DDT again, but Juan reverses with a northern lights whip! Jaime no sells, going for a suplex but Juan lands on his feet! He goes for a low dropkick, but JJ sidesteps it and hits a standing moonsault, right onto Juan’s head! 1…2…3!
Winner by pin fall: Jaime Jones
Time: 11:18
Audience (Lucha Style): 85%
Scene fades in with Jay walking down a Generic Backstage Area (TM), Juniorweight title on his shoulders and headphones on his head. He's singing along to his uber-sw33t music, which annoys some random stage hands.
[Jay]: True lies, kurui dashita story nazoreba...
He sees Catalyst sitting on a box in the garage.
[Catalyst]: Stupid grinch and his stupid stupidness...
Cata sees Jay and looks up.
[Catalyst]: What're you so jolly about?
[Jay]: (Loudly) WHAT?
Cata gets up and cups his hands around his mouth.
[Catalyst]: WHAT'RE YOU SO JOLLY ABOUT?!
[Jay]: MMMPH
Jay takes off his headphones.
[Jay]: What?
[Catalyst]: I said What're you so happy about?
[Jay]: I'm not happy, I'm hiding my sadness. Kristy dumped me, and Micron Densetsu sucks.
[Catalyst]: Well, I lost my title. BIONIC DYYNAMITE--
Catalyst strikes a haphazard heroic pose.
[Catalyst]: --Is not the same without his gold...
Jay looks at Catalyst with a smile on his face.
[Jay]: You know, you're totally cool when you do that.
Catalyst looks at Jay.
[Catalyst]: Whatever. I've gotta go lose to Ryan Rose...
[Jay]: Boy, someone's in a negative mood. You should do what I do when I'm depressed.
[Catalyst]: And that would be?
[Jay]: OTAKUFY your life with some Japanese rock!
[Catalyst]: Otaku-whatafy? Japanese Rock?
[Jay]: Are you gonna repeat everything I say?
[Catalyst]: Yes.
[Jay]: In that case...
Jay jams his headphones on Catalyst's head, forcing him to hear whatever J-Rock song I sent him is his favorite.
[Catalyst]: What the?
[Catalyst]: This makes BIONIC DYNAMITE--
Catalyst strikes a less haphazard pose.
[Catalyst]: --less depressed..
Catalyst looks at Jay.
[Catalyst]: What is it??
[Jay]: Janne Da Arc's Vanish.
[Catalyst]: Wow. I didn't know French people made Japanese Rock..
[Catalyst]: BUT THIS RULES. I shall go and beat up Rose now!
Jay turns to the camera.
[Jay]: I think that went well. (Made In Canada reference! Yay!)
Catalyst continues to jam out in the background.
[Jay]: Hey, wait a minute... I'm the one holding the discman...
Jay gets yanked off in Catalyst's direction. Catalyst continues to dance around the garage, dragging Jay around by the cord. Jay pulls the chord out of the discman, stopping the madness. Catalyst stops dead in his tracks.
[Catalyst]: Hey! BIONIC DYYNAMITE--
Heroic pose.
[Catalyst]: --Was enjoying that.
[Jay]: And OTAKUTUDE VERSION 6.9
Weak attempt at heroic pose.
[Jay]: Was being dragged like a rag doll.
Catalyst stares at Jay.
[Catalyst]: You did the pose wrong. It's BIONIC DYYYNAMITE--
Catalyst strikes the best pose ever.
[Catalyst]: --, not whatever the hell you did..
[Jay]: Uh, lemme try again.... OTAKUTUDE VERSION 6.9--
Jay strikes a slightly better pose, but still ends up looking stupid.
[Jay]: --, how's that?
[Catalyst]: Good enough. Listen, Jay, you have shown true spirit in cheering up the BIODYNAMIC one. Maybe we should do this more often..
[Jay]: Uh, sure. I'll be sure to bring you your own CD then.
[Catalyst]: YAY! But listen, I must take care of the old geexer Ryan Rose and show him what BIONIC DYYYNAMITE--
Pose.
[Catalyst]: --Is all about.
[Jay]: And I'll... aw geez, I don't have a match... in that case, I'll show that gym bag what OTAKUTUDE VERSION 6.9--
Lyger pose.
[Jay]: --can do!
Catalyst and Jay give each other a high-five.
[Jay]: Kick some ass out there.
[Catalyst]: I will!
Catalyst runs off for his match with Rose..
[Jay]: Well, that was fun. Now... should I go watch some Gundam or go socialize with people? Pffft. Like that's a tough choice. Gundam all the way!
Jay continues his walk in the Generic Backstage Area as the camera fades to black.
5. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: Mr. Couto)
Da Grinch vs. JC Storm
To quote an old PPV, this match could be described as good friends better enemies. Former tag team champions collide in a singles match tonight. Grinch and Storm both coming off victories from the PPV, let’s see what happens. Both are dead locked in the centre, Grinch attempts to whips Storm into the ropes but Storm hammers back with knee to the gut. Tie up again and Storm takes him down with the drop toehold, Grinch is back up and takes Storm with the drop toehold, both men know each other pretty well, Grinch now fires back with the dynamite middle kicks, Storm tires a kick of his own but Grinch reverses into the dragon screw. Grinch showing us more of his educated feet as he hits the rolling sole butt rush on Storm. Storm sprints back to his feet and drops Grinch with the suplex, Storm picks him back up, whip to the ropes and a nicely executed powerslam… 1… 2… kick out! Storm looks for another kick but again Grinch takes him down with he dragon screw. Storm wobbles back to his feet and Grinch climbs the ropes, dragon rana! My god Dragon Kid would be proud… 1… foot on the ropes! Grinch attempts another sole butt rush but Storm ducks under the last one, screw slam on Grinch! Storm now going to the skies, moonsault! Cover… 1… 2… kick out! Storm picks Grinch back up, looks like he’s going for the Gravity Bomb, he’s too close to the ropes as Grinch locks his feet on the top preventing Storm from slamming him down. Grinch slides down his back, low blow by Grinch! He picks Storm back up by his hair, SUESS THEORY! My god what a stiff drop… 1… 2… 3!
Winner by pin fall: Da Grinch
Time: 19:33
Audience (Strong Style): 74%
6. <<<Singles Match>>> (Referee: Mr. Scotland)
Ryan Rose vs. Catalyst
Test of strength to start us off, Catalyst pushes Rose back, but Ryan fights back, they break it up, Rose locks in a side headlock, Catalyst shoves him to the ropes, Rose comes back and shoulder blocks him, Catalyst is staggered, but is still on his feet, Rose shoots off the ropes again, Catalyst leap frogs him, Rose bounces off the opposite ropes, Catalyst catches him with an overhead belly to belly, Rose back up, he takes a shotei and a GOD SLAP, face knee lift, another shotei attempted, Rose blocks it and hits an american jab, cyclone whip, Catalyst right back up, drop toe hold, Catalyst up again, he tries a kick, Rose catches his foot and nails a dragon screw, boston crab locked in,Catalyst gets to the ropes in just a few seconds, Rose connects with an overhead belly to belly, Catalyst up right away, Rose hits a stomach crusher and pulls Catalyst to his feet, irish whip, Ryan charges after him and hits a vicious double leg tackle, Ryan pulls Catalyst up again, but Catalyst rolls him up with an inside cradle, 1.....kickout, center round kick from Catalyst as Rose gets back up, Catalyst goes for a low dropkick, Rose moves his leg out of the way, Rose looks to be setting up a german suplex, Catalyst manages to counter into a reverse knee cross, it catches Ryan totally by surprise and it takes him a while to reach the ropes, Catalyst nails the Scorching Left, then rolls Ryan over and locks in a standing heel hold, Ryan twists his body around and kicks Catalyst off, sole butt rush, Skewer DDT, cover, 1........2....kickout, both men up, Withering Roses, cover, 1......2....kickout, Rose tries it again, Catalyst spins him around and hits a nice back spin kick combo, Rose gets back to his feet, northern lights whip, Rose slowly back up..Tiger Suplex, 1.....2....kickout, Catalyst picks Rose up again, BioDynamic Explosion!! Ryan is right back up! Catalyst turns round, expecting to make a pin, but instead he takes a Bed of Roses!! moonsault pin, 1.......2......3!!
Winner by pin fall: Ryan Rose
Time: 18:49
Audience (Strong Style): 85%
7. <<<Tag Match>>> (Referee: Jesus Kuroki)
Brian Lee & Prodigy vs. Dante Black & Ross Cowan
And *Ding* we are underway, as we have Omeko Storm in action against TEAM VIOLENCE. Dante and Lee start things off, as Cowan is sporting the barechested look, to show off his Scottish Manhood.. Wait, he isn't hairy.. HE ISN'T HAIRY! FIRED! Elbows and jabs galore here, until Dante lands a slam on Lee.. Lee tags out immediatly and the big man is in.. He starts throwing his weight around right away, as he starts slamming the hell out of Dante. Dante fights back with FURY though, as he lands a few nice strikes on Prodigy. Prodigy fires back with a short arm lariat.. And out comes the fork! But Cowan jumps in and knocks the fork out of the hand of Prodigy.. Cowan and Prodigy face to face now! This could explode here.. They are trash talking.. Dante is collecting himself on the mat now.. And Lee comes in and hits an enzuiguri on Cowan. He sures knows how to go where he isn't wanted, huh? Dante up now, and takes Lee to the outside with an enzuiguri of his own, and Lee rolls out.. Prodigy is laying into Cowan now, but Dante pulls him off. Back and forth now from both men.. BITCHING LARIAT! He makes the cover.. 1..........2........ NO! KICKOUT! Cowan is back in the corner now.. And he is BEGGING for that tag.. Dante tags! Cowan in now, FISTS OF COWAN FURY! HE IS RAGIN HERE TONIGHT! RAGIN ROSS! MAH GAWD! Exploder by Cowan! He picks him back up.. Another Exploder! He picks him up again.. Exploduhh - BLIZZARD SUPLEX! 1...............2.......... KICKOUT! He picks up Prodigy.. Underhooks the arms.. AND LEE OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A LARIAT ON COWAN! And Lee is going right after the legs now.. As Prodigy scrambles to find his fork.. Dante meets him on the outside though, and they are brawling it out at ringside. Lee is still working over Cowan's knees on the inside, as the ref tries to pull him off. Lee pushes him aside.. Lee rolls to the outside, and blindsides Dante.. Prodigy gets to work now as he has his FORK~! back.. Lee pushes the time keeper out of his chair.. Uh.. Oh.. He has the chair.. And he is going after Cowan's knee now.. OOOOOH! CHAIR TO THE KNEE!! The ref pulls the chair and tosses it out of the ring.. HAHAHAH! IT HITS PRODIGY UPSIDE THE HEAD! IRONY.. LIVE IT! Dante rolls back in now and checks on Cowan as Lee is held back.. The referee resumes the count on PRodigy.. 17...18..... 19... AND HE IS BACK IN! Whew, that was close.. Cowan up to his feet, a bit shakey now though.. As Prodigy seems a bit daze.. Prodigy is going for the tag.. But Cowan hobbles over and grabs him.. FIGURE FOUR BY COWAN! THIS HAS TO BE TEARING HIS KNEES APART! Both men are screaming in pain now.. But Lee comes in to break the hold.. He screams in Prodigy's ear to get up! Cowan claws his way to the corner.. And he makes the tag to Dante! Dante is in now.. And he pulls PRodigy back to the center of the ring.. Lee swears as he pounds on the turnbuckle.. Dante picks up Prodigy.. CRADLE PILEDRIVER! Cover.. 1................2.......................... KICKOUT BY PRODIGY! Just barely there! Prodigy up.. Going for the tag.. Dante catches him.. Whips him off the ropes.. PRODIGY WITH A STAN HANSEN LARIAT! But he is exhausted here! And he is down too.. Dante is holding his neck as he gets up slowly.. Prodigy stumbles up.. He tucks Dante.. PRODIGY BOMB TIME!! He picks him up.. But Dante slips over.. He turns around.. Kick to the gut.. BLACKOUT! BLACKOUT! But Dante is too tired to make the cover! Prodigy rolls to the outside and collapses on the ground! Cowan jumps off the apron and follow shim out there now.. Lee in the ring now attacking Dante.. But Dante won't go down here! Gimmick buster by Lee, but DANTE RIGHT BACK UP!! BLACKOUT! Cowan on the outside hobbling to get to Prod.. Prod is trying to get back up.. Cowan on the apron.. DROPKICK OFF THE APRON BY COWAN!! HIS LEG MUST BE KILLING HIM! 15... Lee hears the count and rolls with all he has to the outside.. He tries to pick up the big man.. He has him up.. Wait.. Dante off the ropes.. TOPE CON HILO!!!!!! HE JUST TOOK OUT LEE AND PROD!! All 4 men are down! 16.......17.... Dante up now, he is trying to pull himself back in.. Lee back up.. He is pulling Dante back! But Dante is kicking him with all he has..18..... Lee is going for a double count out.. As Prodigy is OUT here.. 19.. COWAN OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A DROPKICK ON LEE! LEE FALLS OVER! Twen - DANTE MAKES IT IN!! TWENTY!
Winners by count out: Dante Black & Ross Cowan
Time: 29:45
Audience (Strong Style): 81%
8. <<<Non-Title>>> (Referee: John Holmes)
SPUNK vs. Flare
Round 2 of TV vs. OS tonight… They start off with a ToS, but neither man can gain the advantage. When they break off, Flare hits a back elbow to the gut and takes Spunk over with a snap mare. He stomps on his face with both feet, and the champ rolls away. They tie up again, Spunk hits several forearm shots until Flare stops the flurry with an elbow between the eyes. He scoops Spunk up and slams him over the ropes, this one’s going outside early. Flare goes to grab Spunk, but gets caught with more forearms to the face, and gets scoop slammed on the floor. Flare stands up and hits a kick to the gut and northern lights whip… He winds up for a high kick but Spunk ducks and compresses his spine with a SICK backdrop. He rolls back in at 13, and Flare by 16. Spunk goes for a mid kick, but Flare reverses with a dragon screw. He goes for a kick, it’s caught, Spunk ducks an enziguri attempt and locks in Believe SPUNK Road! Flare is able to get a foot on the ropes and escape quickly. Spunk is stalking him, kick to the gut, STD-no, Flare floats over, Spunk turns right into the Crash N’ Burn! Followed by the Third Degree! He mocks Spunk, putting him in his own STF, but Spunk’s able to quickly fight his way to a break. Flare pounds him with a short elbow rush, looking for a powerbomb, but Spunk counters with a backdrop sending him to the outside! He follows him out, Flare goes for a northern lights but Spunk counters with a DDT on the ‘crete! He plays to the fans a little and rolls back in, leaving Flare to shake out the cobwebs. Flare rolls back in and ducks a lariat, high kick rush! He goes up top, Inferno Splash! 1…2…kickout! He goes behind Spunk, Spunk elbows out, standing switch, Flare counters with a bulldog! He’s really taking it to Spunk… He goes behind again, and hits him with the Toasty! Another Inferno Splash! It’s in the ropes, though. Flare drags Spunk out to the center of the ring and covers again, 1…2…no! Shoulder up! He whips Spunk into the corner, spear, but Spunk ducks and Flare nails his shoulder on the post! Spunk with a roll-up, 1…2…kickout! Powerbomb! But it’s in the ropes! Spunk waits on Flare to stand, and lays into him with a dynamite kick rush! Right into the STF! F is for FUCKING ROPE BREAK! Spunk takes Flare over with a double underhook suplex, floats over into the cover, 1…2…kickout! Spunk’s calling for the STO… Flare reverses into the Crash N’ Burn! Spunk no sells and gets right up to hit a STO anyway! Spunk picks Flare up, going for a knee lift rush, but Flare blocks it and counters with a spinebuster rolled through into a jackknife! 1…2…no! Flare is up first, kick wham, Third Degree! He goes up top, a third Inferno Splash! 1… 2… 3!!! I think, yeah, he got him! Flare pinned the champ!
Winner by pin fall: Flare
Time: 16:52
Audience (King’s Road Style): 86%
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